Discord's Revenge: The pony centipede

by Caesar2013

The last laugh

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My little pony FIM is the property of Hasbro Entertainment, I own nothing. For mature readers only, view at your own risk.


The beast was in a state of contentment. Gnawing on yet another rib bone from the fattened pony he had just killed, the beast continued eating his fill. It was a dark and cloudy night, a perfect time for the hunt. The stallion was about his business when the beast jumped and began chewing on the fat that covered him. When the pony had finally stopped kicking and bucking, the beast began to consume his quarry.

Who is the beast? One that devoured one of Equestria's many citizens you might ask? One who stalks his prey in the safety of the night. One who craves death and destruction, with just a spice of chaos. His name is Discord. The very creature who plagued Equestria for years with his power of chaos had returned. The elements having failed to destroy the evil within him no longer prevented his escape from his stone prison.

The fat pony was not enough, the beast had to have more. MORE! Gazing in one direction, and then the next, in case anypony saw him... and perhaps another tasty morsel to eat. Seeing none, Discord took off in flight in search of more meat.


After sometime of flying, Discord had come across an old and rather run down building. The building had double doors and many windows. There was a sign up front, from which Discord flew over to get a better look, reading:

"Ponyville Orphanage." Discord Read over and over examining each letter and word. "Not exactly the ideal place for a meal... but it will have to do."

Discord knew he couldn't just barge right into the orphanage, or the authorities would be after him in no time. Since Discord could simply fly around in search of an open window, Discord did exactly that. After sometime of flying around, Discord spotted a window on the far right side of the orphanage cracked open a little to let in some breeze for the orphans during the hot summer. Just perfectly open enough for Discord, the beast, the slip in.

The room was dark, and Discord knew enough to be silent when moving around. Using his magic, Discord kept the door locked. "No... unpleasant arrivals." he said.

Looking back towards the room, Discord saw many foal cribs lined up in rows. This room appeared to be the orphanage's nursery.

Discord moved towards the nearest crib, and in it, he saw a little unicorn filly cooing softly as she slept the night away. The foal clenched tightly a teddy bear, a last momento from her deceased parents. Unbeknownst the the filly, tonight would be her last night.

"There's hardly any meat on this little one." Discord said as he examined the filly. "However... a few colts and fillies might be enough to fill my belly." Discord said as he rubbed his stomach, which ached for flesh and meat.

"achoo!" the little filly had sneezed herself awake.

"baw bah?" The filly said in little foal talk as she looked up at the beast that stared directly back. Then without warning, Discord grabbed the filly by the roots of her hair.

"whahahha!" the foal yelled as the beast held her only by a few hairs on the top of her head.

"Cry all you want little one... but to whom? Your parents?" Discord said with a laugh before opening his jaws wide enough to swallow the foal whole.

Discord continued down the line of foals, swallowing each infant whole. However, a fatter foal had given Discord trouble, so to cut down on time, Discord tore the foal in half and swallowed each half seperately.

"Quite an exquisite meal if I say so myself." Discord said as he used one of the fatter foal's many bones to pick a chunk of meat that was lodged between his teeth.

Now that he had finished cleaning out the nursery, Discord knew he did not have much time before someone came to check on the foals, so climbing out the window, the beast took off with haste.

Discord had sastisfied his bodily hunger, but he still had a craving. The craving couldn't be sastisfied with tons of food, nor with gallons of drink. The craving was that for vengance. Discord craved for the moment to wipe that smug smile off of Celestia, one who did not appreciate Discord's antics. But, Discord's thirst for vengance did not end there. Simply killing Equestria's beloved Princess would do nothing in the way of staving off Discord's hunger for revenge nor his thirst for blood. No, his vengance would be one on a grand scale. None that Celestia nor all of Equestria would cease to forget.


Discord still had plenty of magic left flowing in him like blood in his veins to put his plans into action. He would kidnap each of Celestia's tools, the Mane 6. Each would play a role in his revenge against Celestia herself. Discord set off to begin his project, a crime against all of ponydom itself. He knew at once... what to do.

The hour had struck 10 in Fluttershy's cottage. Normally the small and timid pony would be in bed at this hour, however for some reason Fluttershy did not have it in her to go to bed. Seeing as how she wasn't going to be tired just yet, the pink haired pony went into the kitchen to prepare herself some tea.

"Lalala" Fluttershy sang to herself as she turned the faucet on to let in the cold water flow into her pot to prepare the tea.

As Fluttershy prepared the tea, she began hearing some commotion coming from the direction of her chicken coop. The horrific squaking of the chickens sounded as though they were fleeing for their lives. Like a fox had gotten into the coup. Fluttershy knew she couldn't let her poor chickens suffer and die as whatever was scaring them... hurting them ran amok. At the same time, the timid Pegasus was too scared to go out and see what was going on. But the squaking continued and the terrbile noises of animals being eviserated continued. With no one else around to help her save her chickens, Fluttershy knew it was up to her.

After hastily grabbing her lantern, Fluttershy flew quickly out of her house to meet the 'thing' that was killing her chickens.

"Hisss!" A voice calls out from chciken coup

"EEP!" Fluttershy panics, throws her lantern, and hides in a bush.

"Bawk bawk bawk BAWK!" the last of Fluttershy's chickens was all that it was able to squeak before being swallowed.

"WAHH!" Fluttershy cries as the house is to far away to fly night was too dark to see very well, and since Fluttershy threw her lantern away, there was no hope for Fluttershy to escape when she couldn't even see a few feet in front of her.

"Ah Fluttershy, I'm glad you're finally up. Oh... don't mind me, your chickens were quite delicious." The voice said sounding like it was standing right over the bush.

"Dis... cord? DISCORD!" Fluttershy screams as she realizes the creature responsible for the deaths of her chickens was the god of chaos himself.

"Ah... so you remember me now. Dear little Fluttershy, I need your help for a little... 'project' i'm creating. One to shake Celestia to the core." Discord said as he held the little pegasus up by the hair.

"Ow ow owie!" Fluttershy screamed as Discord grabbed her by the roots of her hair.

"Now, if I aim correctly... this won't hurt." Discord said as he took a hammer and hit the little pegasus.

The blow was well aimed and knocked Fluttershy out. However, to be on the safe side, Discord checked her pulse.

"I wouldn't want you to die on me little Fluttershy before we even began my little project..." Discord said as he listened for a heart beat.

Sastisfied that Fluttershy was alive and ready, Discord got out his roll of duct tape and bound the pegasus' hoofs together. Then the wings, and finally covered her mouth and eyes with the tape as well. Now that Fluttershy was properly secured, Discored put the pegasus into his bag and flew out of the area. Discord knew he couldn't kidnap the ponies directly. He hoped that diversions like... devouring Fluttershy's chickens would help draw them out of their homes.

"Oh good heavens!" Rarity said, now heavily pregnant, as she felt another kick. "This little foal is a feisty one, but I certainly do not enjoy being kicked from inside every five minutes!"

Rarity had woken up from her sleep. Now heavily pregnant, Rarity hoped her foal would be born after her husband got back from the war. In the meantime, Rarity decided to get out of bed. Though it was late at night, Rarity had decided a night meal wouldn't hurt and then she'd be right off to bed.

"Oh heavens I feel as this foal will come anyday now" Rarity said as she felt yet another kick from the developing foal.

Continuing her way down the stairs, Rarity took a sharp left in her house that also acted as her business. To her left, was the kitchen.

"I think a nightime snack would be perfect for me" Raity said as she felt another kick, giggling a little she continued. "And my foal."

Rarity grabbed the door to the refrigerator, as she opened it she wondered.. "Do I want a flower sandwich, or a grass seed sala- AHHHH!" Rarity screamed as she saw the bloodshot eyes of a beheaded pony staring back right at her. That particular pony, was none other than Rarity's husband.

"AHH!" Rarity continued to scream as she realized her husband was dead.

"A little light headed I see Rarity?"

"Who's there?" Rarity looked all over to see the source of the voice

"Calm down, my lad.y... as a token of my 'generosity',you won't die as he died... I need you live." Discord said before pouncing on the unicorn.

Wrapping his claws around Rarity's neck, Discord continued to choke until the unicorn had lost conciousness.

"Ah... Rarity... that makes... number two." Discord said as he picked the mare up and began tying her up with the duct tape. As Discord continued to do so, he noticed something very strange about Rarity.

"My my... Raity you've picked up a few pounds. Either you've eaten too many cakes, or you're pregnant, this will be for loads of laughs when the time comes."

As he had with Fluttershy, Discord shoved Rarity into his bag.

"Now Raity, i'll just … borrow a few of these." Discord said as he grabbed some rolls of thread and needles.

"I hope Rarity doesn't mind my superior sewing skills. Hahahaha." Discord finished with a laugh and left Rarity's Boutique.

"Now it's time for Applejack..."

"Uh .. ah..." moaned Applejack as she snored the night away. "Apples... fried.. apples.."

"Smoke... SMOKE?!" Applejack jumped from the bed and looked out the window.

"Sweet Celestia! The barn's on fire and I have no one to help me!" Applejack yelled out as she ran down the stairs.

With the whole family except Appledash away on business, it was up to Applejack to put out the fire.

"Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry!" Applejack said to herself as she grabbed her trusty rope. Making a lasso, Applejack hurried out to put out the fire.

Hopping to use her skills of using a lasso, Applejack aimed at pulling down the water tower's water pipe spraying the barn with water and putting out the fire.

"Have a …. burning desire? Eh my good mare?" a voice says calling out to Applejack

"Say... I know that funny voice!" Applejack says. "Discord!"

"Bingo! You win the prize! It seems like you were the first to figure out who I was immediately. I always felt you could." Discord says as he walked out of the ruins of the barn.

"Discord! You burned my barn! Why I outta-" Applejack was cut off suddenly when Discord slammed his hammer into her head. With Applejack subdued, and properly restrained, into the bag she went along with Rarity and Fluttershy.


"Now all that leaves is Ms. Sparkle, Pinkamena Pie, and Ms. Rainbow Dash." Discord said as he flew awaay to the respective ponie's houses.

First came Twilight Sparkle. As usual, Twilight was up late studying another book that Princess Celestia herslef had sent her. Discord used his very best impersonation of Princess Celestia to lure the purple unicorn outside.

"Princess Celestia?" Was all the Twilight said before turning around and meeting a hammer to head.

Next came Rainbow Dash. Discord used a lasso that came from a certain pony, and was able to capture the pegasi. After proper... restraints, Rainbow Dash joined her friends in the bag.

"Now who is left? Ah... my favorite. The element of laughter herself... Pinkamena Pie!" Discord said as he flew away to Sugarcube Corner.

Using his magic abilities, Discord put a sleeping spell in a cake and put it outside Pinkie's door. Sure enough, the pony took the baited cake and passed out.

With the last pony in Discord's bag, the beast took off to his lair, ready to begin his 'little project'.

"Mmph." Twilight Sparkle said, muffled from the tape that covered her mouth.

"Hmm, role call... 1... 2.. 3... 4... 5... and 6!" Discord said with glee in his voice.

"dicomf!" said a few of the mares in unison.

"Ah girls, i'm glad you're finally awake... that is most excellent!" Discord said with glee.

Each one of the mares looked up at him so sadly, none of them wanted to die, and all of them wanted out of there.

"Now i'll just take these off." Discord said as he ripped the duct tape off from each of their mouths.

"Please Discord don't hurt us!" Fluttershy shrieked

"I'm pregnant! You can't kill me!" Rarity begged

"Please Discord, Princess Celestia can pay any ransom you want! Just let us go!" Twilight Sparkle yelled out.

Discord was amused by the fear of the Mane 6. These... mares, were responsible for imprisoning him a second time. The last laugh, would be Discord's.

"Do not tell me what to do. I am the god of chaos. I will do as I please. Now, today you will all aid me in my quest for revenge, my little project." Discord said, getting Rarity's thread and needles out of his bag.

"I will create the biggest monstrosity Equestria has ever seen. One that our dear princess herself will never cease to forget as long as she lives."

Discord left the girls alone as he went off to procure the necessary equipment. He had the thread, and needle, all that was left now, was a knife and a hack saw.

"I'm baaaack" Discord said. "Now off to business shall we. Pinkamena, since you are my favorite, I shall put you at the front of the line. Then Ms. Sparkle, then Rainbow Dash, and so on.

"Don't you dare touch her!" Rainbow Dash yelled. The rainbow pegasi was very angry at this point, however, there was nothing she could do to save her firend.

"First things first, I will remove the unicorn's horns. I wouldn't want the element of magic, the … prized pupil of the princess, to escape." Discord said as he picked up the hacksaw.

"No … no.. NO!" Twilight screamed as the hack saw began cutting its way into her horn.

Discord continued sawing through Twilight's horn, it was a tough job. Blood began flowing freely down Ms. Sparkles face as the horn was finally removed. Twilight kicked and bucked at Discord in a futile attempt to stop the beast from destroying her horn, but it was all for nothing as the horn hit the floor with a thud. Each drop of blood dripping to make the puddle of the crimson liquid bigger.

"Wahhaha ah!" Twilight screamed as the pain of losing her horn was too much to bear. The pain of having it sawed off.

"Scream or not, it doesn't matter my dear." Discord said as he threw the purple unicorn to the ground. "Now you're as weak as Fluttershy over there."

With Twilight's horn finally removed, Discord flew over to Rarity to begin removing her horn.

"No! Please don't!" Rarity cried with tears flowing down her face. Maybe if she cried enough, Discord would take pity on her and leave her horn alone.

"You're right my dear... I shouldn't saw your horn off..." Discord said dropping the bloodied hack saw to the ground.

"Oh that's quite generous of you." Rarity softly said.

Discord flew back into a closet, moments later, he returnerd with a device in his paws.

"Since I can't saw your horn off, I will use a cement grinder to grind your horn away to your skull hahaha" Discord laughed like a maniac as he grabbed the mare by her once lovely hair and as he turned on the grinder, Rarity began kicking.

"NO! NO! NOOOO!" Rarity kicked and screamed as the grinder tore away piece by piece of her horn. Chunks and bits flew as the horn cracked and splintered to pieces, each falling to the stony ground.

"wahahhah!" Rarity cried as the pain overtook her body.

"Now that i'm done with our little unicorns, I must destroy your wings." Discord said as he flew to Rainbow Dash.

"Don't you dare touch my wi- AHH!" Rarity yelled as Discord grabbed each wing, and snapped it at the base.

Rainbow Dash's Wing bones broke with a snap, tearing through the skin and exposing the bloody bones to the air.

"AHHH!" Rainbow Dash yelled as Discord broke the other bone with a snap.

Fluttershy began crawling away. She knew if she stuck around much longer, she would be hurt. But even the element of kindness was shown none.

"Ah my dear, why are you trying to get away? Don't you know escape is impossible?" Discord said as he crushed the Pegasi's back with his foot.

"No please don't hurt me! I never meant any harm!" Fluttershy cried as Discord pulled up on one of her wings.

"As a token of kindness... i'll break only one wing! Does that sound considerate?" Discord said before tearing the wing off from Fluttershy.

"AHhhhh!" Fluttershy scream as the bone broke and blood gushed out.

"Now here's a little shot of adrenaline... I don't want you passing out on me.. I want you to feel everything I do... " Discord said as he shoved the adrenaline shot into Fluttershy's heart

"Ah!" Fluttershy squeaked as the needled went through and suddenly made her energized

Now that Discord had made the proper... 'countermeasures' to escape and resitance, he could begin the project. Discord grabbed Pinke Pie by the hair and dragged her across the floor to create a line.

"Owie OWIE!" Pinkie Pie screamed as she was dragged acrossed the floor.

"Pinkamena, you are my favorite pony afterall, I want to hear your laughter. HAHHAHAHA. You will be the mouth." Discord set as he dropped Pinkie to the ground. Discord secured Pinkie with some chains attached to a weight. Pinkie was going nowhere.

"Now for you Ms. Sparkle." Discord said turning to the purple unicorn. "I want you to be next in line.

Twilight Sparkle's eyes grew wide as Discord approached her. She winced as she too was dragged across the floor towards Pinkie.

"AHHH!" Twilight screamed

Annoyed by all the screaming, Discord slapped Twilight. "That's quite enough of that."

Directing Twilight's face towards Pinkie's arse, Discord brought out the bag of needles and thread.

"You see.." Discord began as he took out some thread and a needle. "I've been studying the centipede for quite some time, magnificent creatures they are. So … for my little project, i'll create a centipede of my own. Isn't that swell?" Discord said

"No! NOO!" The mares said in unison

"Oh you mares really need to lighten up. Now, hold still" Discord said as he stuck the needle and thread into Pinkie's arse and Twilight's face.

"AHH!" Pinkie screamed as the needle kept going in and out bringing Pinkie's arse and Twilight's face closer together. The needle continued tearing through the skin of both mares, eventually, Discord had finally finished sweing Pinkie and Twilight together. But he wasn't finished yet. There were still several more ponies left.

"You see this Rarity?" Discord said looking over at white pony who was now attempting to crawl away. "This is how you properly sew, if you had my sewing skills, you would be so successful. Hahahahha."

"BUCK YOU!" Rarity yelled at Discord.

"I think it's you, Ms. Rarity, who's truly bucked." Discord responded. "But it is not your time yet!"

Discord looked over at the mares, and decided that... Fluttershy would be next. As he had with Twilight, Discord dragged Fluttershy by her hair toward's Twilight.

"Owie OW!" Fluttershy screams as Discord accidentally tears some of Fluttershy's hair by the roots, some skin was still attached.

"Oh... my bad. Now where was I?" Discord asked. "Oh yes, I was going to sew you, little Fluttershy hold still!"

"EEP!" Fluttershy squeaked as the needle went through her cheeks into Twilight's Arse. Twilight and Fluttershy grunted and cried as the needle dug in and out of of their respective areas. Eachtime the thread and needle went in, Fluttershy and Twilight were brought closer together than before. Eventually, Discord had finished sewing Twilight and Fluttershy together, and soon was ready to begin with the others.

"HMMPH!" Fluttershy cried as the pain was too much for her.

"What's that? You want out? Sorry my dear... that wouldn't be kind... for me" Discord said before slapping Fluttershy's cheek

Moving on, there were just three more mares left to sew: Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash. Discord thought long and hard as to whom was to go next, and then he had decided.

"I know, Applejack you will go next." Discord said grabbing Applejack.

"Get the buck off me!" Applejack said before managing to kick Discord.

"OOMPF!" Discord grabbed his chest as Applejack's powerfuul legs hit him dead center.

"That's for my friends you bucker!" Applejack yelled. Though bound, Applejack was able to put somewhat a fight.

"Enough of that!" Discord yelled before using his magic to drag Applejack across the floor by her face.

"AHH!" Applejack yelled as her face was crushed by the rocky ground.

"That... was for trying to be a hero! Anyone else want to try? Good. Now, it's your turn." Discord said picking up Applejack closer to Fluttershy.

"No! No! NO!" Applejack screamed as the needle was stabbed through her cheek into Fluttershy's Arse.

Fluttershy kicked and moved around as the needle dug into her as well. Applejack put up the bigger fight, managing to get a few kicks into Discord.

"Stop fighting!" Discord yelled as he drove a cattle prod into Applejack's side.

"AHH!" Applejack screamed as the electricity ripped through her body. Now stunned, Applejack gave up fighting back.

"Good! See how fighting only makes you hurt more Applejack." Discord said as he finished sewing up Applejack's mouth to Fluttershy's arse.

"Four down, two more to go." Discord said.

It had taken Discord half an hour to finish sewing together his monstrosity. Rainbow Dash had also put up quite a fight. As punishment, she had her wings sawed off with a hack saw.

"As I told Applejack, resisting means only more pain." Discord coldly informed Rainbow Dash as he finished sawing off her wings. To be on the safe side though, Discord gave Rainbow Dash a shot of adrenaline to keep her heart pumping.

Rarity was a much easier case to work with. Heavily pregnant, she could not put up much of a fight as Discord stabbed her cheeks with the needle as he sewed her mouth to Rainbow Dash's Arse.

"Aren't I such a great tailor Rarity?" Discord whispered in Rarity's ear as he finished his project.

"I shall call you... 'The pony centipede'! Hahahhaha" Discord said with an evil laugh.

Now that his projects were finished, Discord used a cattle prod to make the 'centipede' move. A little jab here and there kept the line going, however...

"This line is moving to fast, let me change that a bit..." Discord said bringing out his knife. "Hold still each of you!"

Discord, using his magic, brought down the knife on each of the pony's tendons. Severing the flesh and sinew, causing each pony to fall to the ground.

"OOMPH!" Fluttershy moaned as the knife went across her tendon.

"NOW Crawl!" Discord ordered

Each pony did as ordered and crawled in a circle for sometime. However, the line was going nowhere as the 'legs' in the back have stopped.

"HMMMPFH!" Rarity was screaming loud now, with blood flowing down her hind legs. "HMMPF!"

"What is this?!" Discord demanded as he flew over to Rarity's side.

Rarity, who had been pregnant for sometime, was now to give birth, here in Discord's lair.

"Rarity noo!" Pinkie cried out to her friend at the far end of the line who was giving birth.

Rarrity, whose face was attached to Rainbow Dash's arse, continued to scream as the foal made its way into the world.

"ERRMPF!" Rarity's muffled screams continued as the foal was pushed out.

"Ah Rarity, what an adorable little creature... too bad he won't live long!" Discord said picking up Rarity's new foal.

"MMPH! MMPH!" Rarity tried calling out to Discord. Maybe in an attempt to save her newborn foal.

"Oh? You don't want me to hurt him?" Discord said

Discord was annoyed by Rarity's screams, and with a grimace, Discord snapped the newborn's neck and swallowed him whole.

"HMMMPH HMMPH!" Rarity scream. Though Rarity was muffled with her mouth sewed and all, Discord knew that she was screaming at him for what he had done.

"My... he was a tasty one." Discord said before giving a burp of approval.

With the pain of childbirth and suddenly losing her foal, Rarity passed out. With the legs at the end of the line now broken, the 'centipede' could not move.

"It seems like my project has come to an untimely end." Discord said softly.

Discord flew over to Pinkie Pie and began to stroke her hair.

"My party's over, amuse me with laughter!" Discord demanded as he stroke Pinkie's hair.

Pinkie Pie, now angered at Discord for touching her hair, sunk her teeth deep into Discord's paw.

"AHHHH!" Discord screamed as the pony bit down harder and harder.

"DIE!" Discord yelled as he drove his knife into Pinkie pie.

"OOMPF!" The other mares screamed in unison.

"You think that's funny?!" Discord Yelled as he went along the line and slit each and everypony's throats. Soon, everypony was dead, leaving Discord alone with six corpses.

"I have but one last thing to do... and then my venagnce will be complete!" Discord said with a smile acrossed his face as he brought out the necessary material.


Princess Celestia was very worried now. It had been weeks since her prize pupil, Twilight Sparkle sent her a letter. Not too long ago, Spike had written to her that Twilight simply disappeared. Frightful, Princess Celestia sent the best of Equestria's investigators to look for the Mane 6. Sadly those searches turned up nothing.

"Oh Twilight... where could you have gone?" Princess Celestia said in a depressed voice.

"Special delivery Princess!" a mail mare said to Celestia's

"A crate? I didn't order anything." Princess Celestia said dumbfounded and confused.

"It was shipped from an annonymous source." the mail mare replied

"Well.. what is it?"

The mail mare shrugged her shoulders "Beats me. I just deliver packages. Okay i'm heading out."

The mail mare left Celestia and the guards alone. Using her magic, Celestia opened the crate.

Inside, was none other than the Mane 6, all stuffed in the form of a centipede. It was said that Princess Celestia... never stopped screaming. Discord had finally gotten the last laugh.


Author's Note

I'm sorry, nothing is sacred to me. Nothing