Rainbow Dash couldn't help but feel like a creep as she hid in the bushes and watched the object of her affections eat her dinner inside the palace. She also couldn't help but to swoon and fantacise everytime that the princess of Equestria and goddess of the sun opened her mouth to eat her dinner and revealed her dazzlingly perfect teeth and thousand year old tongue. Rainbow Dash, along with most of the ponies she had ever met, believed that Celestia was a work of physical beauty that would never be outshone by any other creature in all of Equestria. Rainbow Dash believed it to be true and as a result started fantacising about her queen, and what they would do if they ever got together through an impossible twist of fate. The young pony sighed and returned her attention towards the princess only to find an empty chair and a servant trotting up to take away her empty plate. Rainbow Dash mentally swore as she realized that she had once again lost herself within her thoughts about the princess and had missed the real thing.
"Are you hungry by any chance?" A voice spoke from behind the bush that she was hiding behind that filled her with fear, The nervous filly gulped and stepped out of the bush to talk with the goddess who had possibly discovered her secret shame.
"No i'm not princess Celestia, I was just..."
"Spying on me? I guessed that, what I wish to know is why. Are you seeking to study my daily schedule to plot to assassinate me or..."
"I would never do that!" Rainbow Dash answered quickly with a horrified expression on her face that earned her a smile from Celestia.
"I was just kidding dear, I don't get the opportunity to make jokes very often so it's a treat for me when I do. So, with that joke behind us, would you please tell me the true reason you are here?" Celestia asked with her smile still etched on her face. Rainbow Dash smiled as well upon hearing the explanation for princess Celestia's joke. However her smile faded upon realizing that the princess had just asked her to explain the reason as to why she was sitting in the bushes like a stalker watching the princess as she ate her dinner.
"I was just wondering...How do feel about Luna and Twilight?" Rainbow Dash asked, without exactly knowing where the question had come from. Celestia smiled as she answered the question.
"Well Twilight is possibly the friendliest and most talented pupil I have ever had the pleasure to teach and Luna is my sister and fellow princess of Equestria. Both of them hold a very special place in my heart." Celestia explained with a smile which was returned with a frown from Rainbow Dash.
"That's not exactly what I meant." Rainbow Dash said, earning a confused look from Celestia.
"Well, what exactly did you mean?" Celestia asked, causing Rainbow Dash to sigh before speaking again.
"Do you, you know, love them?" Rainbow Dash asked, causing Celestia to smile once again.
"Of course I love them. Twilight is like a daughter to me and Luna is my sister so..."
"That's not what I meant either!" Rainbow Dash nearly screamed at how the princess didn't seem to understand what she was trying to ask. The princess looked at her with a confused expression before speaking again.
"Are you asking me if Twilight or Luna is involved with me in an intimate way?" Celestia asked, and upon receiving her answer in the form of a nod from Rainbow Dash continued.
"Because any of those relationships would be highly unethical. Twilight is my student, and I would never violate the relationship between teacher and student by pursuing such a relationship. Luna is my sister, so a relationship akin to what you are suggesting would likely bring me more problems than a relationship with Twilight." Celestia explained, causing Rainbow Dash to sigh and mutter something under her breath. Unfortunately, Celestia's highly trained ears perked up at the inaudible whisper exhaled by Rainbow Dash.
"What was that?" Celestia asked, causing Rainbow Dash to cringe a bit before repeating what she had said.
"I was saying that's not what they believe." Rainbow Dash said, earning her a confused stare from Celestia.
"Whatever do you mean?" Celestia asked, Rainbow Dash sighed and grudgingly began to explain.
"Well...Twilight built a shrine to you in her closet, which she sometimes locks herself inside. I don't know exactly what she does in there, but I sometimes hear odd moans and stuff whenever I walk by her home. Princess Luna is slightly creepier, mainly because she actually sneaks into your room when you're asleep and just stares at you for hours without moving. Sometimes she actually climbs in bed with you as you sleep and..."
"I've heard enough to understand what's going on right now." Celestia said with a smile that managed to creep Rainbow Dash out and make her step back slightly.
"You're experiencing the same thing that you're friend Applejack experienced awhile ago. You are feeling a strong attraction towards me and are jealous of those whom you think that I am in a relationship with." Celestia explained with a smile, causing Rainbow Dash to blush. A sign that Celestia interpreted as proof that her belief was correct. Celestia smiled as she wrapped her foreleg around Rainbow Dash in a way that she thought would comfort the young pony.
"It's quite understandable, for some reason most ponies go through a phase in which they become, for lack of a better word, obsessed with me. As I was saying earlier your friend Applejack actually walked into the palace to confess her love for me in person, it was very brash of her to do so and I was impressed..."
"So you returned her feelings?" Rainbow Dash asked, with a mix of sadness and enthusiasm for her friend. Celestia shook her head."
"Sadly no, I complimented her on her courage and gave her a kiss before sending her away. Truth be told, i'm not able to have a relationship with anypony because i've never met anyone who could satisfy me once we reached the stage where we went to the bedchamber. I was born perfect according to many ponies, I don't know if that's completely true but it does tend to apply to my 'performance' in the bedchamber once the relationship leads there. The female ponies tend to compliment me on my natural skill with my tongue and...are you drooling?" Celestia asked as Rainbow Dash appeared to be lost in her thoughts as Celestia's imagery started to infect her mind, she was about to move her hoof down to a more 'sensitive area' before Celestia's voice snapped her out of her trance and she looked down at her hooves in shame.
"I'm sorry princess, I just couldn't help myself." Rainbow Dash said sheepishly, causing Celestia to smile warmly at the now blushing pony.
"It's quite alright, if it helps I find you to be quite attractive as well." Celestia said with a smile which caused Rainbow Dash's eyes to light up and her blush to increase and contrast with her natural colour.
"Really!" Rainbow Dash said with a huge smile on her face which caused Celestia to chuckle.
"Of course, you are a very beautiful little pony, so I do find you attractive. However, we can't be together." Celestia explained.
"But why not?" Rainbow Dash said in a very child-like whiny voice, Celestia sighed before continuing.
"We can't be together because you are far too young, It would be unethical for me to..." Celestia started to say before she was silenced by Rainbow Dash's lips engulfing her own. The princess didn't protest however and returned the kiss with all the passion she could, finding with delight that the young pony seemed to be her equal in kissing as the two fought for dominance in the passionate kiss. Rainbow Dash broke first for air and Celestia smiled at her.
"I'll admit, that was a kiss unlike any i've had for at least a thousand years, but we still can't be together because..."
"Oh no, i'm not leaving after that." Rainbow Dash said with a hungry lustful look in her eyes as she walked slowly towards the princess, who smiled at the passion the young filly was showing towards her.
"Fine Rainbow Dash, we'll go to my bedchambers and see if you can be my equal in such an affair. Though if you show as much passion in bed as you do with your kisses I trust it will be a memorable night for both of us." Celestia said with a smile as she started walking towards her bedchamber with an excited Rainbow Dash following close behind
Neko's Afterword: I apologize for being late to the party. I was offered a few weeks ago to help my friend (whom I know from my days as a fanfiction author) edit his story and donate one of my songs to be featured in his story. I initially refused, but after having a conversation with a brony yesterday on deviantart, I decided to reconsider. I decided to join the brony community, if only temporarily and if only to 'test the waters' to find out what will happen because of my involvement. Personally, I think the entire community has become so large that it is next to impossible to make any sort of lasting impression on the community, so I doubt that anything major will happen because of my involvement. Even so, if you're curious about my music I have included a youtube link to the only video I have currently filmed at the bottom of this story, just underneath this note.
Best Regards
-Neko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2lYnTU3Frk
