intensiverunnydata

by Gak

Rating: mature
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Length: 362

A cool story about randomness

A cool story about randomness.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-20 23:56:22 UTC

1 The Beginning of Insanity

In the Beginning, Chrysalis sat on her black and dark aqua throne.  Technically, this wasn’t the real beginning.  The real beginning goes way back, because the universe and what predates us has no beginning, and even that was created by a time traveler from an alternate universe.  This is the beginning of our story, and many stories to come, although one should note that this is not the beginning in chronological order, because there is no explanation to this Chrysalis, and that we are currently getting to.  Now that that’s sorted out:

In the Beginning, Chrysalis sat on her black and dark aqua throne.  Chrysalis looked like you would expect.  Green, tenaclely, weird, terrible, all mashed into the lord of dread.  She was kind of like Davy Jones, only worse and 30 feet tall.  She was bored.  Sitting in an underwater palace that wasn’t even in Atlantis was pretty boring.  The “good” guys threw him out for being evil, although it was that event that made him “evil.”  So much for not judging each other, thought Chrysalis.

Chrysalis had four servants, all wearing black, hooded robes with maroon markings on them.  She was still waiting for the shipment of robes with the dark aqua markings to match the rest of her royal home.  Her cult was very new, having been established less than a week before.  Using the whole power of the sea, it took him less than ten minutes to create the whole castle ready for him to inhabit.

Those other cults haven’t been as productive as me.  They haven’t tried to invade anything lately except Saddle Arabia.  I’ve been here for a week and I have plans to destroy Equestria, one of the most powerful nations in the whole world.  And those foolish mortals!  They believe that cities such as Neigh York and Hoof Kong are mighty.  They shall all die soon, due to the awesome wrath that is Chrysalis! Celestia wasn’t a God, per say (not even with a lowercase “g”).  She was more of a Demigod, although the creator of this universe isn’t known and it is still unknown if this hypothetical “god” had children on Earth.  Either way, she was the only creature under the sun that could challenge the almighty Chrysalis.