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Type type type! "Hmmmmm Needs More um." Type Type Type! "Guns check awsomeness check!" "Portal check!"
Joe Said Checking off his list. "Woah hold on don't do it yet im making popcorn!" Narrator said not being ready for this moment.
"Go make that popcorn F.M.C Is ready!" Joe Yelled while Narrator was walking into the kitchen to make the buttery snack.
Moments later once the popcorn has been made. "Ready for the best of all!"
Joe said looking at the portal's on button "Wait its 6:00?" Joe asked. "Yes it is." "Ill Hit The Switch!" Joe Said.
ZZZZZZRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"Yes its working!" Joe said.
The machine was Running and the portal was showing the glorious world of Equestria.
"Wait for it!"Joe said. "This Is my stop seeya!"F.M.C said peeking in the portal. "Mother of god." Narrator Takes off his sunglasses.
FMC walked in like nothing was wrong. "Sooooooooo weres this discord guy?" Full Metal Changling Asked.
"Just look on the television screen." Joe said. Narrator walked away to take a nap.
"On Other News A Monster is taking control over our-" Then a Dumb Commercial About Combustible Lemons Roared.
"Oh come on!" Full Metal Changling Said In Sweetie Bells Voice.
"Do You have Skype on Your Computer?" FMC Asked. "Yes." Joe replied. Fmc Gets on The computer and adds a guy named GETINTHETANk1000.
"Yo Gitt." FMC Said to the computer.
"Yeah?" GITT Replied. "We've gotta case of Discord!" Fmc Told GITT. "Oh boy this gunna be gud!"
At Discords Base of Operations.... "Hey Dredthar someone sent us a message on skype!" Discord told Dredthar. "Who is it!"
"GETINTHETANK1000." "It says um.....
So We Duscussed that you Might need additional pylons covered in 20% cooler Shields After im done making your base
take A trollface covered with rickrolling chocolate rain
these zealots are'nt powerful enough so im gonna zerg rush ya so bad the power level will be over Nine thousand
So your gonna need additonal memes to top this nyan cat i don't dare to point
but your not getting the fact that charlie bit a creeper and the creeper WTF boomed all over the minerals so you can
top my score off im 1 point over you
me gusta top ya off with nukes
you'll be forever alone once im done with ya
so ya can't run you can't hide yo probes and yo sham wow
cuz im sending my oxy clean over to clean your tough boxxies out!
so ill take your pylons out ill take yo nexus out ill take yo score out ill take you out with the trash!
so ill take your pylons out ill take yo nexus out ill take yo score out ill take you out with the trash!
so ill take your pylons out ill take yo nexus out ill take yo score out ill take you out with the trash!
If you got some cannons ill just combine some nukes and memes and ill take your probes out!
lets call ganon he'll make it burn
he'll make it burn
he'll make it burn
he'll make it burn
he'll make it burn
so then ill run out of words for this song but ill find some memes and crap to take you out!
oh wait ill grab some nukes and nyan cats and spies so we got a nyan nuke spy!
he'll make you regret carrier spam!" Discord Told Dredthar ALL The words.
"Hey guess what discord." "WHO SAID THAT" "Narrator BEEEYYYTCCHHHHH" "Oh sheeeeeeeeeeettttt!" Dredthar and Discord Yelled.
The Two Hugged eachother In fear. "HURR HURR HURR" Narrator Laughed like a combine. Now back To your regular scheduled program!
"Yes Yes Yes!" Fmc Yelled. Then a commercial about Bananas came on. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Fmc Yelled like a pack of wolves.
"Why is this tv always have commercials when its 9:00 - 10:00!" Joe was unamused. "GRAVITY JOE UNAMUSED!" Narrator said.
Then unamused gravity cat song turned on. "WHAT THE HELL!" Fmc Yelled like a motorcycle on crack.
"Do you have a Shotgun?" Fmc Asked. "Yes Yes I do" Joe Replied. Fmc Grabs the shotgun and shoots the hell out of the radio.
Discord poped up randomly. "This is even more chaos I can imagine!" Discord yelled.
"Ahem Proceed" Fmc Said.
"This Chaos Is so PEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRFECT Its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUUUUURRRRRRRRRRFFEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTT
That I Pissed On Your Carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Your Computer Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
And Then I Told The narwal To shut the Fucking hell up!!!!! Likeaboss!!!!! Take It Like A Stallion Or Man!
Have A cup of fucking glasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" Discord Sang.
"Just SHUT YOUR FUCKING DIRTY HELLISH FIENDISH GHETTOISH HORRISH WHORID MOUTH YOU GODDAMN QUEER!" Fmc Yelled like as loud as 500 choirs and pissed off dan combine.
"Mother Of my mother!" Discord yelled.
"Scooby Doo Whats Your Conclusion!" Fmc yelled in shaggy's Voice.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" A random Fluttermedic Yelled.
"TIME TO GO um...." Fmc said looking at his lines.
"Oh TIME TO GO GANGNAM STYLE ON YOU!" Fmc Said yelling at discord.
"Orly We Need To Go DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPER" Narrator Said.
"Okay Whos Gunna Shot Discord!" Joe asked.
"I Gonna I Gonna" Dredthar Yelled.
"WHAT?!" Everybody except Dredthart said.
"What The fuck!" A Creeper Yelled.
BOOM!
RESPAWN MENU HURR HURR HURR HURR
"Hes Dead" Fmc Said in a rebel's voice. "FUCKING SHUT UP YOU FREAKING DUMINOIDS CUZ I SAID SO" Fartmicfart Yelled.
"Quit Being a Party Pooper!" Fmc yelled.
"Hey look at that Stupid Hay!" Fartmicfart Yelled.
"But Fartmicfart YOU ARE THE SRUPID HAY!" Fluttermedic pointed out.
"Then Fartmicfart Was Hay And He got eaten by Fluttershy!" Narrator Yelled.
Flutter Made A Sqee Then everybody was awing untill they took an arrow to the knee.
*Skyrim Trailer Song*
"Blah blah Ima Stupid templar HUR HUR HUR" Narrator Said.
Skipping Noise here.
"His name Was Full Metal Changling" Narrator Said.
"DUDDUDDUD!" FMC Yelled To The Part Where Fus roh dah was yelled.
"Ruda ree rudah Ha ha ah" Narrator was singing.
Then a Dragon Came.
"Were Fucked." Fmc Said.
"And A Happy New Christmas New Chinese dragon year with a halloweenie and a thankyougiving with
EGGS On The halls!"Everybody Yelled Joyfully.
"Wait wHos Gunna Shoot Everything?" Fmc Asked.
A Nuclear bomb just went off because of FMC's Extreme Awsomeness on A cow with fire works strapped to its back.
Yeah That sums it All
And FMC And Friends Are still alive And Asleep fer now