HiE? AiE? Why not ZiE!?

by BatchBat

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Dark
Length: 985

When a zombie outbreak infects Equestria, Twilight Sparkle must once more wield the Elements of Harmony, but with a catch; can she do it all on her own?

Zombie Ponies tear through the flesh of Equestria, their rate multiplying. Twilight Sparkle and her friends must wield the Elements of Harmony, but when the leader of the zombies make himself known to them and claim the other 5 bearers, can Twilight wield all of them at once?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-12 10:10:01 UTC

Chapter One: A Normal Day in Equestria? Yeah right.....

Alright, before I recount the story of-

Hey, what about me? I'm gonna do it too!

Exactly. We are both going to narrate this story, so whenever my idiotic brother interjects, don't get confused.

Yeah, whenever his- HEY!!!

It was a normal day in Equestria, and everypony was doing what they needed to do. Twilight Sparkle was reading 'Friendship and the Magic of it' for the eighth time, making sure there were no mistakes. After all, who would send in a book to the publisher with mistakes in it? Twilight Sparkle sure wouldn't. Especially when she knew the princess was going to be reading this personally. She shuddered to think what the princess would think of her prized student making grammatical errors. She hadn't found any yet, but she knew they were in there somewhere.....

Fluttershy was taking care of her animals, as usual. Her favorite rabbit, Angel, was on the countertop, waiting for Fluttershy to finish bandaging the raccoon. Angel expected what was in the recipe book in her hands, a huge sundae with a cherry on top. She chuckled when she remembered last time she wanted that. There was no cherry, so it was thrown out the window. She sighed. Memories.

Applejack was silently resting under a tree, buckets full of apples around her. She had just bucked about 200 baskets full of apples, and she was tired. But it's worth it. Cider season is coming soon, and she doesn't want another incident like the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. She shuddered when she remembered how she almost lost her farm to the machine.

Rarity was in her boutique, carefully cutting at the fabric for her client's dress. After all, it was for the gala, and Rarity knew from experience that it needed to be just right. She remembered the time when she made the dresses for her friends and they wanted different. Rainbow Dash wanted a 20% cooler dress. She cracked a smile as she brought the cut fabric over the the sewing machine. She was glad she only had to make one this time.

Pinkie Pie was-

Can I do this paragraph?

No.

Why not? You did the last four! I want a turn!

Well, as you could see, they liked me better than you.

That's cause I haven't gone yet!

Well fine, let's see how bad this is.

Pinkie Pie was hopping along the road, bringing sugar to Sugarcube Corner after accidentally spilling all of it - in her mouth. It came out of her paycheck, but her paycheck was already half cupcakes, so she didn't mind.

Rainbow D-

You're going to end the paragraph so soon?

What? I told you what she was doing!

It's not long enough! You need more details, more adjectives and and adverbs!

No I don't.

DO NOT YOU KNOW THAT OUR STORY NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST 1000 WORDS IN ORDER TO PASS SUBMISSION!?!?!?!

Shhhhh!The reader can hear you!

Oh yeah. Heh-heh, uh, right. BACK TO THE STORY!

Ra-

You still need more details in that last paragraph.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Look, I'll show you! Ctrl + T, www.google.com, How-long-should-a-sentence-be?, enter... HAH! See? A sentence should be 3-6 sentences long!

Fine, she had fun. Happy?

Step aside, narrator coming through.

*AHEM* Pinkie Pie was gleefully hopping back down to Sugarcube Corner. Although she just got in trouble for 'accidentally' swallowing a bag full of sugar, she didn't mind. Most of it ended up in her mouth anyway. And it was okay that the new bag of sugar she was carrying came out of her paycheck, because she didn't really care about the bit part of the pay. She just wanted the cupcake part of it.

And that's how you detail a paragraph! Don't you thinks that's a lot more interesting than 'She had fun?'

Hmph.

Take that as a yes. Continuing on!

     Rainbow Dash was speedily flying through the skies of Ponyville, cleaning up the clouds for the expected beautiful weather. She did not do it so fast only for the ponies on the ground to be in awe, but also so she could get all the more practice. After all, she was going to get into the Wonderbolts some day, and nopony ever did anything great without practicing it. So she was going through her daily routine now, flying laps around Ponyville while speeding through ring-shaped clouds.She was going up and down, twisting and turning, but she didn't even get dizzy.

(You should see the look on my brother's face. He soooo mad.)

     Everyone was doing what they always did, and it was a normal day. But is it ever normal in the Everfree forest? Beyond the boundary line and beyond Zecora's hut; maybe even farther than the pool in which Pinkie Pie multiplied herself in.  There was a tree with a rather peculiar looking door in it that was glossy white. If anypony were to chance upon it and somehow found the spell broken(which was impossible), they would have made their way down an elevator about 40-50 feet under the surface.  It is there the fun begins.

     As you make your way down the glossy chrome floor, you would see all the monitors and buttons, light switches and toasters, and then you would see him.

     The d-

WAIT!!

Now what? I was just going to end this chapter and you interrupted AGAIN!

Well, we have to make a dramatic entrance for the do-

I ALREADY did.

....Oh yeah. Well first,

*throws down smoke bomb*

*smoke comes up*

You do realize that the READER can't see anything?

That's why I'm saying it for him/her!

Well then, let's say this together.

Fine...

THE DOCTOR.

*crackles maniacally-*

SHUT UP AND LET'S GO TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!

I do apologize, my brother has an IQ of... more like 7. Anyway, on to the good part!