So there I was, just minding my own business, watching my dog play outside when it happened. I hear a scream, then a splash in my pool, and then I find myself saving a naked, unconscious, rainbow-haired chick. Then she wakes up and I find my nose to be bleeding thanks to her. She keeps yelling at me, threatening to kick my ass, claiming her name is Rainbow Dash. After a very quick apology, she says that she needs to stay somewhere while she waits for her friends to get her back home. Being the idiot I am, I say yes. Of course, that only leaves me with one question. One that will haunt me for who knows how long.

Why did I have to get stuck with worst pony?