Equestrian Life

by SpellBlade

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Twilight Sparkle, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 4938

Two humans changed into ponies ends up in Equestria. Taking a crash-course on everything Equestrian. The princess sends them to Ponyville to get started on a new life. Will they ever go back to Earth?

Published 2012-01-16 23:22:21 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-08 05:25:42 UTC

Day One:Prologue

Caution:This story may contain some refrences to other shows and games. All characters and refrences belong to thier rightful owners. Enjoy!

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Finally, today's the day I finally graduate out of Equestrian Magic school. Hello, my is SpellBlade and my friend with me is ThreadLight. We were humans before but now we're ponies after ending up in Canterlot. Princess has given us an alias. The name SpellBlade represents my cutiemark, a book with a sword across it. I'm happen to be gifted in all kinds of magic such as light magic, dark magic, illusions, etc. Anyways, after graduation he princess requested me and ThreadLight to see her. She asked me to go to Ponyville and start my life there. She ask the same for ThreadLight. The princess has already made preparations to meet Twilight Sparkle and to work as her reasearch partner. ThreadLight was ask to work for Twilight's friend, Rarity, and under no circumstances will anypony know that me and Threadlight were humans except the bearers of Harmony. After that, Princess Celestia presented me my very own sword. The sword had a very long, steel blade and around the handle form one big gear.

"I found this after you came to this world. I sent this to some of my top scientists and the results were astounding." Princes Celestia said. "Apparently the sword is infused with magic similar to the Elements of Harmony and I want you to train with it and use it with great care."

"I will Princess." I said. I was jumping for joy and ThreadLight was giggling after seeing me like that.

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Please comment anything about the story and sorry for the lack of dialogue.

Day Two:Ponyville

Sorry if I haven't describe my OCs yet. ThreadLight has a white coat and a black, straight mane and her cutiemark is three golden thread. SpellBlade has a tan coat with a messy black mane and a book with a sword across it.

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As the chariot approaches, I can see the little town of Ponyville. As the royal guards land, me and ThreadLight was greeted by a lavender pony.

"Welcome to Ponyville!" Said the pony. "My name is Twilight Sparkle and I believe your name is SpellBlade and and your friend is ThreadLight. I believe that both of you just graduated from Princess Celestia's school."

I blushed. "Well it was nothing really. I mean having to know about this world before coming here." Thread stomp my hoof.

"Well then Princess Celestia told us we have some work to do." Thread said.

"I wish I could play some Call of Duty right now." I mumbled while rubbing my hoof. "Hey Twilight the princess also told us we have a house in Ponyville."

"Oops. I forgot about that. Your house will be next to Rarity's botique. It's not hard to miss. I was also told that you guys aren't ponies originally."

"Let's talk about it inside your library Twilight. If it's alright with you."

"It would be my pleasure." We walk along the path to the library. It looks more like a huge tree.

"When are we going home Ethan?" Thread whispered

"In due time Denine." I due time. I thought.

"Well here we are." Twilight said opening the door with magic. As I go inside I close the door behind me.

"Well what do you want to talk about Twilight?" I asked.

"I want to know your real names." Twilight responded. I could see curiousity in her eyes.

"Well then, my codename is SpellBlade but my true name is Ethan."

"And my name is Denine." Thread said.

"Those are strange names for ponies." Twilight stated.

"They aren't really pony names. They're much more of human names. Let's stop talking about names."

"Anyways, I hear your quite talented in magic." Twilight added. I blushed again which resulted a punch on the side from Denine.

"Yup. I know a lot of magic. Let me show you one spell outside." As we walked outside. I stacked three stones on top of each other. My horn started to glow, levitating the sword that was given to me. I pointed it a the rocks and a yelled, "Firaga!" A great big fireball the size of my head shot out of the sword, destroying all the rocks together.

"BOOM! Headshot!" I shout in excitement. "Well for one, I just used a basic black magic spell." Looking back at Twilight who had her mouth open due to shock.

"Okay who wants me to summon my pet manticore Steve." I grinned.

"Umm, t-th-that will be okay SpellBlade." Twilight stuttered.

"So our house is next to Rarity's boutique." I asked. Twilight nodded. "Well then, we'll be going."

Me and Denine walked down the road leaving the still shocked pony. "We will talk more tommorow, Twilight! Bye!" I yelled.

"Show off." Muttered Denine.

"...Like the time you showed off to Louie." I replied.

"Shut up. That was different." She shot back. She was blushing furiously

"Anyways, here we are." The house has two stories and is made from bricks. The roof is made from wood. Inside the walls are blue. I went upstairs and saw that the house had two bedrooms. I took the left room and Denine took the right.

"It's been along day." Talking to myself while jumping into bed. I drifted into sleep.

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There's going to be a lot of different magic used in this story. Black magic one I mentioned. Black Magic are combat spells which not alot of ponies use in this time. Summoning magic was implied here. White magic is use for healing. Basic magic such as levitating is used alot. There are many more later.

I will use the name SpellBlade and ThreadLight when other ponies talks to them.

Day Three:Twilight's Staff

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As the sun's yellow rays peeked into my window. I rose from bed to get the day started. I strap on my sword and went downstairs to get some breakfast.

"Hey, you're finally up." Denine giggled. "Breakfast is ready!"

"Yay! Waffles." I said. I quickly grabbed the syrup and took a bite of the waffles. "This is the best waffles I ever tasted!" Then Denine laughed.

"Thanks. You're to kind." Denine said. "Anyways, I'm off to see Rarity for my first day of work."

"Good luck. Anyways, I'm going to research on alternate dimensions and a way to get back to the real world." I stated. I walked outside heading for the library. I was going to knock but then the door suddenly opened smashing my face. Then I rubbed my and say it was pink pony who opened it.

"OHMYGOSHANEWPONY! IMMATHROWAWELCOMINGPARTYHEREFORYOUANDYOURFRIEND. By the way I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie shouted. Then Twilight came.

"Oh. Hi Ethan! I see you met Pinkie Pie. She a little hyperactive about meeting a new pony."

"Tell me about it. Anyways, what's with the backwards door? And how does she hop so high? That's against Newton's laws of physics." I wondered. "But that's besides the point. I came here to research on alternate dimensions and the sword I'm carrying."

"Wait. I think I have just the book. Here it is! The History of Equestrian Weapons." She took the book out of the shelf with her magic. I quickly open the book skimming through the pages.

"Ha! I found it! It says right here it is called the Sword of Heroes. It was found on the rock after the Great Equestrian War! It says that the sword can only be wield by ponies with a pure of heart and the talent of magic and can use magic without a horn. Hmm... I wonder." Staring at Twilight. "Hey maybe you can wield the sword. Let's go outside." As we went outside, I summoned a dummy."Okay, now here is the sword." I floated the sword to Twilight.

"Okay, I'll try" Twilight lifted the sword with magic. The gear-shape sword started glowing and a staff came out of the sword. Twilight fainted from excessive use of magic. As she fell, I caught her.

"Don't worry I got ya." I comforted Twilight. Then an orange pony came.

"What happen to Twi'!" Exclaimed the orange pony.

"She was exhausted from a test." I said pointing to the two items. "Let me take Twilight inside. Can you take the stuff inside."

"Okay, by the way mah name is Applejack."

"Nice to meet." I said as I took Twilight through the door.

"Man, she's a little heavier than I thought."

"That's because yer not a work pony." I was somewhat offended but I kept quiet.

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A few minutes later. Twilight slowly woke up.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"Your in the library. I'm really sorry for experimenting the sword on you." I looked down in disappointment. Never forgiving myself.

"That's alright. I'm not injured in any way." Twilight stood up. "Anyways, what happen to the sword."

"It works. Sorta, the sword made you your own staff." I smiled at Twilight realizing this means that she's a heroine. "Alright, let's talk over lunch." We walked to the nearest cafe. I saw Pinkie Pie with a cannon.

"Hey Pinkie Pie! Are you starting a war?" I asked.

"No silly. It's my party cannon. Are you ponies on a date? Because Twilight you need to get out of the library more."

"No! WE ARE NOT DATING!" We yelled in unison finding ourselves blushing.

"We are just on important business." I stated.

"Okie dokie lokie." Pinkie hopped off with her party cannon.

"Where did she get the idea of us dating?" I said. "Anyways let's go inside." I opened the door for Twilight. "Fillies first."

"Thank you, Ethan. We should talk about the sword and more about yourself inside." I agreed. The waiter have us seated and asked for our order. "I would like a daisy sandwich and water."

"I'll have the same thing." I replied. As the waiter left, I mumbled, "Man, I miss drinking coke."

"So, what's your species like? Are they good or bad?"

"Well, no two human are the same. Each human are different in his or her own way. Although some are evil, there good people as well" Twilght pondered for minutes.

"So what are humans like?" She asked.

"Well humans are like chimps except less furry. The scientific name for humans is homo sapien sapien. We are bipedal and of course we speak." I explained.

"Do you miss your world?" Twilight asked. Twilight's eyes are beautiful. Wait, do I have a crush on a pony? I started thinking furiously until I realized I haven't answered the question.

"Well, yes. I miss having my family and friends around. I miss playing video games but the ponies is like my family. Although, I miss Earth. I'll miss you and Equestria." Twilight's eyes are teary. "Don't worry I'm fine Twi' you should be happy." I said in my soft voice. I smiled to comfort her. Finally the waiter comes with our order. We told stories about our life and shared some jokes. When we finished we went outside and a cyan pegasus saw us and flies towards us in lightning speed.

"Hello there! I'm Rainbow Dash. Only the coolest most awesomest pony around. And future member of the Wonderbolts." Rainbow Dash said. "And you must be SpellBlade. Are you guys on a date?" Me and Twilight were flushed red.

"In three seconds I'm gonna kill somepony. Where did you get the idea?!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah Rainbow Dash. Where did you get the idea of two of us dating." We were both skeptical.

"Well, I saw the way you both talk to each other and the rumors." Rainbow confessed.

"Were you eavesdropping?" I asked.

"You should know better than to spy on other ponies much less listen to rumors. Remember what after Zecora came?" Twilight said.

"Yeah I know and I'm sorry. Pinkie's throwing a party. You two coming?"

We trotted along the path to the library. And as I opened the door. Balloons and confetti came out.

"Surprise!" Everypony said.

"And I thought a library was for books and research." I laughed. We partied all day until sunset.

"Well that was fun. Oh yeah, Twi' I gotta teach you how to use the staff tomorrow if it's okay with you." I explained.

"That's fine. I'm sure it would help me understand more about magic." Twilight said. "And maybe we should make it a date." I was shocked at what she said.

"Okay then, It's a date." I smiled.

Day Four:Creatures?! Dimensions Collide!

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The next day, I walked around Ponville trying to think about what had happened the past week. Trying to assess the situation. Then a a gray pegasus approached me. Then she crashed, just missing me by inches.

"Are you SpellBlade?" She said.

"Yes, I'm SpellBlade." What does the princess have for me?

"The princess has sent you something." She dropped the backpack in front of me. Attach to it was a letter.

Dear SpellBlade,

In this bag are contents with you when you came to this world. Please forgive for not returning your possesions. I have also taken the liberty of giving you some parchment and other items.

Sincerly,

Princess Celestia

"Well, thanks." I gave the mailmare muffins as she left. I open the bag finding my 3DS and the charger, pencils, paper, a book 'Heart of a Samurai' and a bag of bits. After I examine my stuff. I quickly head to the library to start the lessons.

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As I trotted down the path, I heard a scream in the library. The door was in splinters. I galloped as quickly as I could. Inside the library there were 6 blue slimes surrounding Twilight and a purple dragon. I reached for my sword. I ran towards one of the slime and sliced it in half and then it disappeared leaving some wierd digital looking particles. I sheath my sword and ran ahead of the other slimes only to be standing in their way. "Stay right behind me!" I pointed my horn at the slimes. "To hell with these guys." My horn started to glow blue and absorbed the particles left behind from the previous slimes. "Take this!" I yelled. My horn shot a bright white beam consuming the slimes. "Overdrive! Elemental Beam!" A beam shot of of my horn. I fell with exhastion.

"What happened?!" Twilight asked.

"I don't know. It was somethin' b-beyond my control. But I do know it had to do with those particles floating around." I pointed at the floating digital symbols. "Looks like I can use these to aquire powerful moves. Anyways, you okay?"

"Yeah, but these creatures don't look harmful."

"Well they are slimes. The lowest of the monster ranks but the question is what are they doing here? We should tell the princess."

"That seems best. Spike take a note." Twilight walked around trying to find the right words.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today me and Ethan encountered strange creatures today. Their behavior is very hostile however they didn't cause any damage. When destroyed they leave strange particles that unleashes one potential. We need to take immediate action now.

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

"So your Spike." I looked at the dragon.

"Yup, Twilight's number one assistant." Spike rolled up the parchment and breathe fire into it. Suddenly, a giant troll appeared. He swung his club at me and I took a direct hit. I tumbled towards a shelf. I recovered quickly and got to my feet.

"Spike take Twilight outside. Me and this dumbass is going to have a fight." I quickly unsheathe my sword with magic. "Alrighty then! Let's go!"

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Meanwhile...

"Threadlight darling would you please give me the thread?" Rarity asked.

"Here you go." She levitated the thread with yellow magic. When Rarity took the thread, a huge explosion occured.

"What was that?" Threadlight asked.

"I don't know but it's coming from Twilight's library." Rarity quickly went out the door and Thread followed.

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Outside the library...

"I hope he's ok." Twilight said. Pacing back and forward. Six other mares showed up.

"Twilight! Ah heard a huge explosion." Applejack eaclaimed.

"Ethan. He's inside battling some creature."

"What?!" The six rushed inside the library. Inside I was surrounded by a forcefield. The troll is still bashing his club.

"Hello. Hold on I'm quite busy at the moment." I release the barrier and jumped really high and swung my sword. The troll dodge but tripped at the pile of books behind him. I sheath my sword and used a spell the shot a huge chunk of ice. "Ice!" The troll was frozen and I tap the ice causing it to break. "Alrighty then that's done." I rubbed my hooves together. "Who wants tea?" The mares are shocked at the outcome of the battle.

"Ethan, you know that was pretty nasty there." Denine stated. Twilight ran inside and hugged me.

"Your okay!" Twilight was huggin too tight.

"Don't worry I'm fine. And I do need to breathe somtimes" Twilight released me with a sheepish grin. "Alrighty, let's see what we have here." I walked over the giant digital symbols floating around. I took out my 3DS to take a picture. When the shutters clicked my 3DS started flashing. It jumped on to my wrist and transformed.

Tranformation Complete...

Loading User Data...

Uploading Forms...

Menu Options now available...

Monster Gallery...

M.E.T. Now Complete. This is the Monster and Energy Terminal or M.E.T. for short. I will be your guide throughout your adventures. Please note that you will need to scan a creature in order to aquire sufficient data on the species. You will also be able to do a form change. That system is locked now. Remember that there be updates in certain times and dimensions.

I looked at the LED screen. "Well then, that's new..."

"W-What is that?" Fluttershy squeaked.

"I'll try something." I swung my hoof the side. "Form Change!" I shouted.

System locked. Please use a power source to aquire this ability.

"Power source...power source," Twilight pondered. "I've got it! Let's use the Elements of Harmony to power it up."

"Great idea! Now then let's test that theory." I said. "But first, Monster Gallery activate." The LED screen projected a hologram.

Data collected .1%

Slimes are common creatures found usually in RPG dimensions...

Slimes are very weak but can possess different elements.

"Different dimensions. Dimensions colliding. Just as the Mayans predicted." I lowered my head. "Right now we should just wait and see what happens. It's not like the world is ending. Right?"

"Wait! What?!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"Don't worry it's probably a disturbance with the forth wall." Denine and Pinkie nodded.

"Wait isn't the dimensions colliding a REALLY bad thing?" Twilight asked. I walked lifting a nearby book and reading it.

"Hmm... Interesting book." I mumbled. "Yup. We'll talk about it tomorrow with the princess. Can I borrow this book?" I held out Dimension Theories.

"Okay? I guess. Why are you so calm about this?" Twilight stared at me with confusion.

"A great samurai once said to rush into battle with great joy and courage. Now about the fourth wall. Pinkie, this is why you don't break it." Pinkie smirked and hid a white gun behind her with her hoof. The label reads Aperture Science. Go figure. "Now let's on with the theory."

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Outside in the park...

"Ready girls?" The mares got into positions wearing necklaces similar to their cutiemarks. Their necklaces started glowing. Finally, shooting a rainbow towards me.

Strong power source detected. Absorbing...

The device on my wrist started sucking the rainbow beam.

Absorbtion complete...

7 orbs came out of the M.E.T. Each orb contains a symbol representing what they mean. Earth. Fire. Water. Air. Leaf. Lightning. Ice.

New form found...

"FORM CHANGE! ELEMENTAL HERO!" My body started changing. My mane is fiery red. My tail whipped around like water. Well technically it is water. The bottom of my hooves is made of rocks. A sharp pain shot throughout my body. I lost control and started to loose conciousness.

Inside my head

[Is that how you treat your guest?]

A draconequus appeared.

[Yes, but since the different dimensions are close together I've gather enough power to escape. Just so you know I'm escaping in two weeks. I'll exact my revenge on the Element bearers. Especially Twilight Sparkle and your friend, Threadlight.]

[Laugh all you want, but I'll rule Equestria in a matter of seconds.]

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Chapter 5: Run Doctor! Run!

I'm naming it chapters now. Don't worry it's not all that bad. This introduces the Doctor and he will be my recurring character. Alrighty then, it's filler time. Let's go!

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The Doctor started his daily routine on this specific day. He always go inside the strange blue box called the TARDIS to repair it. However, today is very different. He decided to go to Ponyville to pick up some snacks before he repairs the TARDIS. What seems to grab his attention was the inhabitants of Ponyville. No colts or stallions to be in sight. He spotted a mailmare. Derpy is the Doctor's assistant, but she was acting very differently.

"Hello Doctor." She said in a low seductive voice. Her hooves was running over the Doctor's body. The Doctor was flushed red.

"Why Ditsy. Hello to you too!" He unsure what was happening and started to take a step back, but then he was in a full gallop. Soon after, Derpy was after him.

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Meanwhile...

I was just going to the library to return a book I borrowed a few days back. When I opened the door, nopony was there.

"Hello! Twilight. Spike. I came to return a book." I got no response. "Okay then, I'll leave it right here." I grabbed the book and set it down in the pile with labels that says "Return". I turned around and then I saw Twilight. I jumped a bit. "Oh Twilight. It's you."

"Hello Ethan. Nice day isn't it." I notice something in her tone. Something within me snapped. I checked Twilight's calendar. Crap! It's mating season for equines. I took a step back.

"Now Twilight, let's not do anything rash. Let's be reasonable."

"Now come on Ethan. Why would I do anything that harsh? It's not going to hurt." She approached me slowly. I was in full panic. I teleported myself to the door and book it. Twilight followed me. Man, she's persistent. I did the most reasonable thing. I form change.

"Form change! Elemental hero!" My physical appearance took a drastic change. "Fire Blitz!" I was engulfed in fire and moved at about sonic speed. While doing this, I pondered over what happened to the other citizens of Ponyville. Suddenly, I bumped into a pony. My instincts took over. I unsheathe my sword using magic.

"Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?" The Doctor stood up. Dusting himself he looked at me. "Your not female. Good because I got a whole town of mares chasing me."

"Well then I got a mare chasing me and apparently we are right in the middle of mating season." I soon saw a stampede of ponies behind the Doctor. "RUN! DOCTOR! RUN!" I yelled. We broke into a dash. Unfortunately for us, Twilight stopped us. Her magic was gripping us tightly.

"Well I got a two for one deal." She grinned. I was getting creeped out.

"Now Twilight release us. We don't want to harm you or anypony."

"Now relax I'll take you back to the library and make it all feel better." She said. She lifted us with her magic aura and head for the library.

"What are we going to do?" The Doctor whispered.

"Haven't you dealt with situations like this before."

"Yes, but this is different. I've never been held down with magic before."

"Well, where's your TARDIS?"

"In a abadoned cottage next to the Everfr- Wait a minute how do you know about the TARDIS and my name and the situations I've been?"

"I'll explain as soon as we get there."

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Twilight walked through the library dragging both the Doctor and me into the library. I was struggling to get out.

"I need to use the bathroom." I wanted to use the oppurtunity to escape.

"Nope. I already know all of your tricks. I got it from "Egghead's Guide to Prisoner Tactics"." I was baffled to even think there was such a book. Hell, if I'm ever going to escape, I gotta be random. The Doctor was trying to loosen up the ropes. "Now Doctor. Wait your turn."

Twilight's muzzle was getting close. This is it. "Do a Barrel Roll." I said out loud. I rolled out of the way. "Form Change! Elemental Hero!" My body changed again, this time the form didn't last a minute. I revert to my normal form. "Damn! If only I had fingers."

Twilight got close to me again. Then she started kissing me. I suddenly got hot, but soon it was interupted by a familiar mailmare. "Hooves off my muffin." I saw the Doctor got loose. He soon took something out of his pocket. A sonic screwdriver. It made a high pitched noise, soon knocking out both of the mares. We tied them up and carried them.

"Great timing Doctor." He noticed my sarcasm.

"Well then, let's head to the TARDIS." The Doctor said. "Allons-y" We galloped down the winding path. We saw a couple of mares searching for any stallions. We hid in a nearby bush to avoid attention.

"Hell, they are heavy." I complained. When the mares turned. We made a run for it. Once we reached the TARDIS, the Doctor unlocked the door. We set the mares down who just happened to regain conciousness.

"Next year, let's build an emergency bunker for everypony." I paced around. Twilight struggled to escape. "Sorry Twilight, it's for your own good." Twilight pouted.

"Well then, that's resolved. Mind telling me who you are and where you come from." The Doctor asked.

"Well I do owe you one. My name is Ethan and SpellBlade is my pony name. I come from Earth. Different dimensions, you know the usual. This universe and your universe are considered T.V. shows so that's how I know you." The Doctor was working on his TARDIS. I explained everything to him.

"Ah yes, the telly. It's really strange how my dimension relates to yours."

"Anyways, hows Rory and Amy?" I asked.

"Well they both have a good family."

"Anyways, can your TARDIS jump us to the next day." I was strolling around.

"No, not yet. It's still out of order. Well, where stuck here for a while."

"Alrighty then!" I glowed with excitement. "Well something to tell when I go back home. I still feel like this a zombie apocalypse. We need sniper rifles."

"No, no guns. By the way where is Twilight Sparkle."

"I feel a disturbance in the force." I turned around really slowly. Then, Twilight pinned me to the ground and started kissing me. We've been kissing for minutes till I broke it. "DOCTOR!!!" Then she kissed me again.

The Doctor reached for his sonic screwdriver, but soon Ditsy got to him as well. "Bloody hell, I don't want to be mounted!"

Defense Mechanism Activate...

A huge high pitch noise came from the M.E.T., this time however the screwdriver joined the in the noise soon knocking everypony out.

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Next Day...

"I'm so sorry Ethan." Twilight begged.

"Don't worry. At least no one was hurt." I said. "Besides, it wasn't your fault. Next year, me and Doctor is going to be more prepared. Were building a nuclear bunker." I laughed. "Anyways, I got a book that I don't need anymore." I pulled out "Heart of a Samurai".

"Thank you Ethan. This means a lot to me." She leaned over to kiss me on the cheek. I blushed.

"Alrighty then, I need to take a nap cause somepony was mumbling in her sleep." I looked straight at Twilight with a grin. "Oh, by the way I've jst finished writing a letter to princess Celestia."

Dear Princess Celestia,

I just learned that you should be prepared no matter what. It was really hectic down here. I also learned that protecting somepony can ultimately lead you to your doom. Sometimes you just get lucky for the first time, but next time be prepared cause there won't be a next time.

Sincerly,

SpellBlade

P.S. Twilight's a really good kisser.

"Let me see the letter." Twilight requested.

"Sorry, but no." I turned to Spike. "Yo! Spike could you send this letter?"

"Spike, no! Not until I see the letter." Twilight teleported me next to her. "Hand it over."

"Spike! Catch!" I tossed the letter and he caught it. "Send it!"

"No rip it!" Twilight jumped me. "Spike come on!"

"I'll give you a gem-aack!" Twilight started jumping on me. I rolled over and Twilight fell. "That's really harsh." Spike had no idea what's happening so he sent it anyways.

"NOOO!" Twilight yelled. I went to Twilight and put my hoof on her shoulder.

"Don't worry I didn't put anything horribly bad in there. Besides, lighten up it's on my name." Twilight smiled, then she pinned me to the ground. I looked at her saying, "Konichiwa, Twilight-san!" I left her confused. I started laughing and she joined in.

"I never understand ponies." Spike shrugged.

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