Digital Chaos

by Windwaker100

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 532

A human tired of life gets an offer to go to Equestria from a digital god what could possibly go wrong?

When a digital god strikes a bet with an avatar of chaos a human tired of his life gets caught up in the mix and is sent to Equestria to embark on a new adventure that just might end up bringing about the end of life in Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-24 06:36:27 UTC

Welcome to Equestria

Monday a terrible day really but for some reason I decided to head to the mall today.  Feeling hungry I headed over to Subway for a change.  My sandwich was ready but I was having to wait on some geezer searching for his wallet.  He was a good seven feet tall with unnerving res eyes and short spiky grey hair.  He was wearing a huge grey trench coat despite the heat with dark metal arm bands and a bright yellow prayer bead like necklace.  "I swear I just the damn thing."   said the geezer as he searched each and every pocket on his coat.  I sighed realizing this would take forever, "Just add his order to mine."  I said as I handed the cashier my credit card.  As we sat down to eat I pulled my laptop out and started two of my favorite shows, Digimon Tamers and My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.  "Interesting combination." said the geezer with a grin.  I mentally cursed myself for forgetting he was even there, "Sorry force of habit." I said.  "Oh no it's fine in fact it gives me an idea as to how to repay you.  How would you like a free trip to Equestria as a digimon?"  'This old coot must been insane, but this might be fun.'  I thought,  "Oh really and what's the catch?" I asked with a smirk.  "No catch you go to Equestria as a digimon that's it."  He said as he took a bite of his sub.  "And who are you too be able to make such an offer?"  I asked thinking I've caught his lie.  He flashed an even bigger grin showing his razor sharp teeth as he pointed to my laptop right as the sovereign Baihumon appeared.  "Ok I'll play along then if I agree could I go as Impmon and be able to digivolve into Beelzemon and his burst mode at will?"  'Checkmate.'  I thought.  He tapped his chin a moment before replying,  "I suppose I could let you get away with that so do you accept my terms?"  he asked still smiling.  "Alright you've got yourself a deal sovereign."  I said as I offered my hand to him.  He flashed a wicked grin as he shook my hand and my world ceased to exist.

The first sign that I was still alive was the sharp pain in my ass.  "What the hell happened?"  I asked aloud and sat up with a start when I heard my voice causing me to hit my head on a branch and pass back out.  I finally awoke again to the feeling of something being wrapped around my head.  I tried to sit up but was shocked as a hoof held me down.  As I slowly opened my eyes I saw a zebra of all things standing over me wrapping my head in bandages.  I must have looked frightened because he put on a gentle smile, "Don't be afraid my friend we found you laying under a tree.  You were lucky we arrived when we did or you might have bled out."  said the zebra pausing to take a breath.  "My name's Zane what's yours?"  he asked with a smile.  "My name's Simon and who's we?"  I replied.  Just then a cream colored pegasus with a greyscale mane and tail flew into the campsite, "Ah you're awake good my name's Daring Do and welcome to Equestria."