The Worst Story EVER

so im trying to make the worst story ever, inspired by a story (but that was, like over a few months ago so i dont remember the name) which was trying to make the worst story ever, so I decided to also make a lame story, so here it is!

Me trying to make a really sucky story, so I meant to make it sucky, so I welcome dislikes and likes, so yeah. Criticism is welcome, don't ask why. Oh and maybe I might add more stories that are NOT lame, but for now, it's this.

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