A Wedding with Myself

Real Wedding

I laid my back on the bed trying to recollect some memories. As I try to remember anything that happened to the wedding, all I keep getting is a horrible headache. I looked at the clock and it was already 4:00 P.M. "It felt like everything that happened was just a horrible dream." I said to myself as I scratch my head.

"It wasn't a dream." said Pica. I turned my head to my left side. Pica stretched her front hooves. "I thought I was gonna lose you." she stood up. "The doctor said that you were about to drop." she walked towards me. "You've been asleep for a whole day." she moved her face closer to me. "Good thing Twilight told Princess Luna about everything so Princess Luna went inside of your dream and tried to wake you up." tears falling out of her eye. "If it weren't for that annoying magic that has gotten inside my head, I could have already told Twilight that the Pico we used to have was gone." I tried to wipe her tears.

"It's not your fa-." I didn't get to finish my sentence as she screamed.

"It's all my fault!!!." she buried her head on my chest.

"Don't do that, the foal will get that attitude." I rubbed her mane. "And besides, I was also fooled by his magic." Pica raised her head. "I thoug-." Pica suddenly kissed me. The kiss lasted for a minute. It has been a whole day without getting to kiss her even in the cheeks. I could feel her tongue savoring the moment. After she released from the kiss a trail of saliva connected my muzzle to hers.

"You're the real Pico." she smiled at me.

"How could you say?" I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Because you always make me happy." she hugged.

"You always make me happy too." I hugged back. "Too bad the wedding was messed up and it looked like it's gonna take some time to plan it again." Princess Celestia suddenly entered the room with the mane six.

"If you want to get married then let me be the one who get you two engaged." said Princess Celestia. "And besides, Twilight already got some plans for both of you." Princess Celestia pointed Twilight.

"Don't worry Pico because I always have a backup plan," said Twilight with a smile on her face.

"It would be great but I still need some rest." I said to Twilight.

"No need for that." said Princess Celestia. She walked closer to me and pointed her horn at my chest. Her horn started to glow and illuminated the room. After a few seconds she moved her horn away from me. "Now you can have your wedding." she said to me with a smile.

"Thanks Princess but I don't know why you are doing all this just for us?" I asked the Princess.

"It's because Spike told me that you take the risks just to save the ones you loved." Spike appeared behind Princess Celestia.

"Yeah, remember the time at the dungeon? I can never forget that." said Spike.

"If it weren't for you I would have not escaped that cell." I said to Spike as I patted his head.

"It is now time for your wedding Pico." said Princess Celestia as her horn started to glow. I simply nodded and turned my head to the left side. I held Pica's hoof as the light started to illuminate the room again. After a few second we were transported at the Canterlot. "This is where Princess Cadence and Shining Armor made their vow to each other." Princess Celestia's horn started to glow again. A flash of light appeared and then disappeared in a few seconds. I noticed that all of the pony including Spike was already in their dress except for me because I have a suit.

"Thank you Princess." I said to Princess Celestia and bowed my head. A question suddenly hit my head. I quickly turned my head at the Princess. "Is it normal for a pony to marry him or herself?"

"Of course, Star Swirl the Bearded cast a spell in one of the villager he met. The villager had no love life and was enveloped by sadness. He cast the spell on the villager and got the two of them married together." said Princess Celestia. She chuckled a bit from what she just said. "Now let us start the wedding ceremony." Princess Celestia took a deep breathe.

"Sure thing Princess."

"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to witness and celebrate the joining of Pico and Pica in marriage. With love and commitment, they have decided to live their lives together as husband and wife." all of the mane six and Spike clapped. "Pico and Pica, the time has come to forget all the stress of planning this day and simply enjoy your friends who have gathered to spend this day with you. This group of loved ones will, likely, never be together in the same place again. Through quiet reflection and nostalgia, think about how each person has touched your life and why they are here with you today." Princess Celestia took another deep breathe. "Do you Pico, take Pica to be your lawfully wedded wife, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do." I said with smile on my face.

"Do you Pica, take Pico to be your lawfully wedded husband, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do." said Pica with a smile.

"Time for the bracelet exchange since rings won't feet on both of your hoof." said Princess Celestia. Again she chuckled a bit. "Best man Spike." she turned her head to look at Spike.

"Oh yeah I almost forgot." said Spike with a sheepish smile on his face. He reached for his small pocket and brought out a jewelry box larger than his pocket. "Here you go." Spike gave the jewelry box to me. I grabbed the jewelry box and turned to look at Pica.

"Through this ring, I accept you as my wife, now and for all time." I said as I put the bracelet around Pica's hoof. Pica took the other bracelet.

"Through this ring, I accept you as my husband, now and for all time." Pica said as she put the bracelet around my hoof.

"And now, by the power vested in me, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife." Princess Celestia pushed me and Pica with her wing closer to each other. Princess Celestia whispered to my ear "You may now kiss the bride.". I moved my face closer to Pica. Pica suddenly pinned me down on my shoulders.

"You may now kiss the groom." Pica said to herself. She lowered her face and gave me a long kiss.

"I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Pie." said Princess Celestia. I could here Rainbow Dash talking to Pinkie Pie.

"I didn't know you two were related?" Rainbow Dash asked Pinkie Pie.

"We aren't, but I'm not sure yet." Pinkie replied. I released from the kiss.

"Hey guys, I'm not really related to Pinkie. We just have the same surname so could you guys let us savor this moment?" I said to them. They all nodded. "Now where are we?" I moved my face closer to Pica again and gave her a kiss. We lasted for a minute before we released each other.

"Time for the wedding reception." Princess Celestia's horn started to glow. In a few second we have been transported to a garden. The moon was shining bright and beautiful. "Don't worry about the guest they are all here." Princess Celestia pointed to the bushes. Princess Luna came out with a bunch of ponies.

"Sorry thy sister if we are later." said Princess Luna with an old English accent.

"That's okay little sis and now time for the dance." Princess Celestia announced proudly. A romantic music started playing. I walked closer to Pica. I held her left hoof with my right hoof and put my left hoof behind her neck.

"You said you wanted to dance so here it is." I said to her. She put her right hoof on my shoulder. "I may not be good at dancing but I'll try." I gave her a sheepish smile.

"I don't care if you're not really that good at dancing." said Pica. We danced for almost half an hour. Our wedding reception was ended by a beautiful fireworks display.

"Time for the both of you to have a honeymoon." said Twilight. She escorted us to the carriage. "Now you two have fun on Los Pegasus." Twilight smiled at us. We entered the carriage. I peeked out of the window.

"Thanks Twilight for helping me with the wedding jitters." I said to Twilight.

"I really liked planning a wedding and beside I earned an experience plus I think I can use this experience right now." Twilight gazed at Noteworthy. Twilight waved at the carriage as it leaves.

"Did you remember to throw the flower?" I asked Pica.

"I forgot. I left it at the table in the garden." said Pica with a sheepish smile.

"At least it won't hurt anypony." I sighed. We heard a sudden yelling at the garden.

"IT'S MINE!!!!" Rarity yelled.

"Yeah it won't hurt anypony." I said to myself.