A Wedding with Myself

by The Guy on Your Right

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 10532

A sequel of the story I wrote "A Christmas with Myself".

3 months have passed after Pica's first Christmas. I got a serious relationship with her so I decided to propose to her.

This is a sequel for "a Christmas with Myself' so you might want to read the first one so you don't get lost.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-28 10:46:15 UTC

Ask Her Out

Ask Her Out

"Okay you can do this, just ask her out and then after that propose to her." I thought to myself as I walk back and forth inside Twilight's bathroom. "I didn't know asking out a mare on marriage could be so hard." I looked at myself in the mirror. "Okay just like this, Pica I've been wanting to ask if you would like to accept my proposal?" I scratched my head thinking how weird I look like. "Just ask her out already." I said to myself. I walked out of the bathroom and went upstairs. I saw Pica laying on the bed and reading a book. I took a deep breath and walked up to her. "Pica I-." she raised her hoof before I could finish what I was going to say.

"You want to go out with me?" Pica asked.

"Uh... How did you know?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Oh come on Pico always remember that I'm you and I can find out what you are trying to do by just looking at you expressions." she continued to read the book.

"Well then, if you know what I'm going to do next then don't be surprised." I moved the book away from her face. I lowered my head and prepared for a kiss. She blocked my muzzle with her hoof.

"Don't worry, I'm not surprised even a bit." she remove her hoof and then raised her head. She locked me in a kiss. After a few seconds she moved her head away. "Not surprised even a bit." she smiled at me.

"Well then let's see about that." I went on top of her.

"Why do I always see you both like that?" Twilight asked. I turned my head at the door and saw Twilight.

"How long have you been there?" I asked her.

"For a whole minute." she replied.

"And you kept watching us because?" I raised an eyebrow.

"No reason." her face turned red and then she went downstairs.

"Well that was weird." I thought to myself.

"So what were you about to do?" Pica suddenly asked. I looked at her.

"I was supposed to ask you if we could go on a date tomorrow." I replied.

"Sure, I would love to go on a date." she smiled at me.

"Okay then." I smiled at her and then got off her.

"Hey wait." Pica grabbed my hoof. "That's not all isn't it?".

"Well I already asked you out on a date so that's all." I scratched my head with my other hoof.

"Oh come on just tell me." she gave me a sad face.

"I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise for you." I gave her a sheepish smile.

"Well okay then." she dragged my hoof. I stumbled closer to her. "Tomorrow." she kissed me on the forehead. She let go of my hoof and went back to reading the book. I walked downstairs and saw Twilight sitting near the table.

"So what's the reason for watching us for a whole minute?" I asked her. I took a sit beside her.

"Oh nothing." she planted her face on the table. "It just feels like I need a special somepony for me too." I put my hoof on her shoulder.

"Don't worry I know you could find yours at the right moment." I patted her shoulder. "Why not help me plan my wedding with Pica so you could earn some experience." I smiled at her.

"Wait, you're going to propose a marriage with Pica?" she raised her head. I nodded. " Wow that's big ne-." I blocked her muzzle with my hoof.

"Don't spread the word yet, I'm going to propose tomorrow on our date." I removed my hoof from her muzzle. "Pinkie Promise?".

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." she pinkie promised.

"Good and since I earned a lot from working at the Sugar Cube Corners I can now afford a house her in Ponyville." I smiled at her.

"I hope Pica will accept your proposal." she smiled at me. I just simply nodded.

Proposal

Proposal

A day has passed and it's now time for my date with Pica. I looked at the mirror at the bathroom trying to check if my mane was not messy. I tried to smell my breath to see if there is any problem with my mouth. I went out of the bathroom and head upstairs. I grabbed a small box shaped jewelry holder and then put it inside my saddle. I checked for other stuff we need on our date. "Okay, it looks like I got everything I need." I said to myself. I rushed downstairs to the door. Pica was waiting outside. "Ready for our date?" I asked her.

"Got everything." she replied.

"Okay then lets go." I smiled at her. We walked to the Sugar Cube Corners to get a box of cupcake. After that we went to the park and set up a picnic rug underneath a tall tree. I laid down my saddle beside me. I picked up a canister and a bowl of salad from my saddle. I placed at the middle of the picnic rug. "Done." I sat beside Pica.

"Why asking me out on a date suddenly?" Pica asked.

"Might be the perfect time to tell you something." I looked at her.

"What is it?" she raised an eyebrow.

"I'll tell you later." I looked away.

"Oh come on just tell me." she pushed me a bit.

"It will spoil the moment." I chuckled a bit.

"Do I have to force you?" she pushed me again but this time with a force that knocked me down on my back. She went on top of me. "So are you gonna tell me or not?" she licked her lips.

"Just wait for a few moments." I gave her a sheepish smile. She sighed and got off me. After spending half an hour with Pica we laid down on the picnic rug. "Well I guess I can tell you." I said to her.

"About time." she looked at me. "Now what is it?" she moved her face closer to me.

"Give me a kiss first." I smiled at her. She sighed and gave me a short kiss on the cheeks. "Okay then." I stood up and reached for my saddle and picked the jewelry box out of the saddle. I helped her get up. "I've been wanting to ask you." I grabbed her hoof. "Will you marry me?" I opened the jewelry box. The box has a bracelet with a heart shaped ruby on it. A tear fell on her eyes.

"Of course I would." she pounced on me and hugged me tightly. We fell to the ground.

"I think we should plan for our wedding now." I tried to wipe the tear in her eyes.

"No yet, I want to savor this moment." she hugged me even tighter.

"If you say so." I kissed her. We spend that day all to ourselves.

Wedding Planning

Wedding Planning

"My proposal went well and the only thing I need to do is tell them the big new." I thought to myself as me and Pica walk back to Twilight's home.

"Hey Pico." said Pica. "I was thinking, why did you choose me to be your bride?" we stopped for a moment. "And besides I'm you." she turned her head away from me.

"That's because you're special." I moved her head carefully so she would get a view of me. "Stop thinking about that." I nuzzled her. "No matter weird it gets, I'll always love you." I patted her mane. "Come on lets go home and tell them the news." I smiled at her. After we got inside Twilight and her friends greeted us.

"Congratulations!!!" they all said in unison.

"Twilight can you talk to me for a second?" I said to Twilight. We walked to the kitchen. "So what's going on here?" I raised an eyebrow.

'I told them that you are going to propose to Pica." said Twilight. "Pica did accept the proposal right?"

"She did but wouldn't it be better if we're the ones who should tell them?" I said to Twilight.

"But you said I was the wedding planner?" Twilight frowned.

"You are the wedding planner not a wedding announcer." I facehoofed myself. I took a peak at the living room. They were all having fun. "Well at least you did a pretty good job." I smiled at her.

"Does that mean you're not mad at me anymore." Twilight asked. I just simply nodded. "Thank you." she smiled at me.

"Well maybe one day you'll need that training." I put my hoof on her shoulder.

"Well that joke isn't funny." she removed my hoof.

"That joke is always funny for me." I laughed. We went back to the living room. "So what's your plan Twi?" I looked at Twilight.

"Well the wedding ceremony will be held at the park." Twilight levitated a scroll. "The party will be organized by Pinkie."

"I thought you're the one who's gonna organize our wedding?" I asked Twilight.

"I'm a wedding planner not a party planner." she replied. "As I was saying Pinkie for the party." she pointed Pinkie Pie who's dancing with Pica. "Rarity will be handling the clothes." she pointed Rarity.

"It would be my pleasure." said Rarity with a dazzling accent.

"Applejack with the food." Twilight pointed Applejack.

"Don't worry sugar cube we apples are the best at cookin'." Applejack said.

"I wouldn't doubt that." I said to Applejack.

"Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash with the weather." Twilight pointed to the two pegasi. "That's it." Twilight levitated the scroll away.

"Who will be the bridesmaid, the groomsman, the flower girl and the best man?" I asked Twilight.

"We have the bridesmaid here." Twilight pointed all of the mane 6 including her. "The best man." she levitated Spike. "The flower girl is Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo so the only thing we need now our some more stallions to e a groomsman." Twilight took a deep breath after finishing her sentence.

"Looks like you really got it prepared." I told Twilight.

"Off course that's the most important part of being a wedding planner." she replied. "I almost forgot to say that Spike will be the one to take care of your bachelor party." she levitated Spike in front of my face.

"Can you do it Spike?" I asked Spike.

"You can count on me." said spike.

"Okay then I'll count on it." I smiled at Spike. "So then it's settled and the only thing to do now is celebrate." Twilight nodded. After we celebrated the congratulation party I carried Pica upstairs on my back because she fell asleep. I laid her down on the bed. "We're finally getting married." I whispered to her ear. I gave her a kiss on the forehead and went downstairs to help Twilight clean up.

Ask It

Ask It

Another day has passed and it's now time for Rarity to make us a simple wedding dress and suit. "Pico I need to measure you first." said Rarity. I nodded a walked towards her.

"Could you make my suit not to extravagant?" I asked Rarity.

"Oh come on darling it's a very special day for both of you." Rarity replied.

"Fine, just don't over do it." I said to her. She simply nodded. She levitated a tape measure.

"Stand still." Rarity said as she tried to measure me. After a few minutes she's already done.

"That was quick." I said to her.

"Of course I work fast to make my customers happy." she smiled at me. "Pica you're next." Pica walked towards Rarity. "Now stand still darling while I take you measurements." said Rarity to Pica. As Rarity measured Pica's belly she looked like there's a problem. "Have you been eating a lot lately because you look like you've been putting on some weight darling." said Rarity to Pica.

"Oh you know things changed and so does the way I eat." Pica gave a sheepish smile.

"Oh didn't really noticed that." Rarity continued to measure Pica. After a few more minutes she's now done. "I'll give the clothes tomorrow." Rarity smiled.

"Thanks Rarity." Pica and I said in unison.

"You two are really the same." said Rarity. Me and Pica head out of Rarity's shop. "Remember the clothes will be given tomorrow!" she yelled as we walked away from the shop. I took out a scroll from my saddle.

"Now that the clothes are checked it's now time to check the party and the catering." I said to myself. I returned the scroll back to my saddle. "Time to go to the Sugar Cube Corners." I looked at Pica who's walking just beside me. "Are you excited about the wedding?" I asked her.

"Why don't you ask the foal?" she replied with a smile. I stood on my knees and put my ear near Pica's belly.

"So do you think your mom is excited about the wedding?" I asked our baby foal. "Okay, Yes, Sure, Got it." I stood up. "Our little foal said yes." I put my hoof around her neck.

"Then it's a yes." she chuckled.

Pica's Dream

Pica's Dream

Another day has passed and the only thing left is to try out the clothing and have a bachelor party. I woke up in a great mood but a bit sleepy because I didn't get some sleep last night. Maybe because I was too hype. I opened my eyes and looked around. Pica's still sleeping beside me. Twilight and Spike is not on their bed so they're probably already awake. I got off of the bed quietly trying not to wake up Pica. I head downstairs and saw Twilight sitting near the table. "Good morning." I greeted her in a sleepy voice.

"Good morning." she replied with a smile. "How was yesterday?"

"It was fun." I took a bread, lettuce and tomato.

"Did the plans for your wedding go according to your plan?" I fixed myself up a sandwich.

"Yes." I took a seat on the other side of the table where she is sitting.

"I forgot to mention the schedule of the wedding." Twilight gave me a sheepish smile. "Tomorrow will be started by a photo shoot at 4:00 P.M." I took a bite out of my sandwich. "The wedding ceremony will be held at the park at 5:00 P.M." I just nodded. "The wedding reception is at the Sugar Cube Corners at 6:00 P.M. and after that you two will leave for your honeymoon." I stopped chewing.

"Oh Celestia, I forgot to make a reservation at Los Pegasus." I facehoofed myself. "Where's Spike?" I looked around.

"Spike is gone for a whole day yesterday trying to plan out you bachelor party and I think he will be coming home at 3:00 P.M. or something." I gave a sigh of relief and continued to munch on my food. After I finished my food something in my head said that I should ask her something.

"Twilight since Pica is pregnant and I am the father does that affect our foal?" I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Don't worry it won't affect the foal and Pica might be a copy of you but her body functions differently." she gave a smile.

"Wait, what do you mean by her body functions differently?" I scratched my head with my hoof.

"She's a mare." she chuckled.

"I thou-." I was interrupted by a knocking on the door. "I'll get it." I stood up and walked towards the door. I opened the door and saw Rarity levitating a suit and a dress.

"Here is you wedding suit." Rarity said as she levitated the suit closer to me. I grabbed the suit carefully trying not to mess it up.

"Thanks Rarity." I said to her with a smile.

"Just doing my job darling." she patted my head. "Where's Pica?" she looked around.

"She's still asleep." I backed away so her hoof would avoid my head.

"Make sure she try the wedding dress on so she could spot something she doesn't like." she levitated the dress to my front hooves carefully on top of my suit. "Goodbye now darling." she waved as she walked away.

"Thank you Rarity!!!" I yelled. I walked inside the kitchen. "Just got our wedding clothes which reminds me what are you gonna wear on the wedding ceremony?" I asked Twilight.

"We already have one but Rarity's trying to fix it after being messed up by the changelings." she replied.

"What's a changeling?"

"I didn't tell you the story of what happened to my Shining Armor's wedding?" she raised an eyebrow.

"No."

"Oh yeah." she facehoofed herself. "A changeling is an insect like creature that can take form of anypony and feeds on love."

"Wow they're messed up." Twilight nodded. "Well I need to show Pica her clothes for the wedding." I went upstairs and saw Pica still sleeping. I laid Pica's dress on the bed next to her. I tried on my suit and it fits perfectly. I froze when a hoof fixed the collar of my suit. I turned around and saw Pica. "Looks like it took you time before you woke up." I said at Pica.

"You know having a great dream can affect the time of your sleep." she replied.

"What did you dream?" I raised an eyebrow.

"It's about our family." she smiled at me.

"What does the foal look like?" I grinned at her.

"She looks like so beautiful and she seems to have your eyes." she chuckled a bit.

"It's a she?" she simply nodded. I hugged her tightly. "Our first foal is gonna be a mare."

"Take it easy you might mess up your suit." she tried to push me carefully.

"I'm just so happy that I just can't control myself." I released her from the hug. "This is the best happiness I felt in my entire life and it's all because of you." I kissed her. "Thank you." I hugged her again.

"I already told you that you might mess up your suit." I just chuckled.

Bachelor Party

Bachelor Party

"You look great in your wedding dress." I said to Pica with a smile. Pica's wedding dress suits her personality just right. It's just a simple white gown with a black lace on her waist and a red ribbon on her hair. She was wearing the necklace I gave her on Christmas. The necklace has a silver heart shaped pendant.

"Really? I think I look fat in it." Pica replied while chuckling.

"That's just normal." I walked towards her. "Besides did I ever lie to you or broke a promise that I kept?' I moved my face closer to her.

"Yes..." her face is turning red.

"Really? tell me one promise that I didn't kept." I raised an eyebrow at her.

"I forgot." Pica gave a sheepish smile.

"Told you." I moved my head closer to her so I could give her a kiss but before I could do it Spike called me.

"Pico I finally managed to prepare you the best bachelor party ever!!!" Spike yelled.

"Almost forgot my bachelor party because your face is so distracting." I said to Pica. I touched her face and gave her a short kiss. "Looks like it's gonna be a while." I smiled at Pica.

"Just come back." she replied with a smile. I head downstairs and saw Spike.

"Come on you're gonna love the surprise." said Spike.

"What do you have in mind?" I asked him.

"Follow me then." Spike was sweating a bit but I didn't mind. We left the house and walked to the park.

"Where are we going anyway?" I raised an eyebrow at him.

"To your bachelor party." he replied as we walked to the Everfree Forest.

"Is the bachelor party here?" I looked at him.

"I'm sorry Pico." Spike sighed.

"For what?" I turned around and saw a insect like creature surrounding us. "What's this?" I backed away a bit.

"Their magic got inside of my head and they controlled me like a pu-." the insect like creature zapped Spike with a green like beam that came out of its horn. Another insect like creature came out and it's bigger than them.

"Looks like we got ourselves a perfect groom." the creature said with an evil grin.

"Who ar- Ahhh..." I felt a zap on my back. "What i-..." I didn't get to finish my sentence as I pass out.

We're Getting Out

We're Getting Out

After Falsus left for what it felt like 5 minutes I scanned the room and it looks like it is impossible to escape. "Oh sweet Celestia, I hate thinking really hard." I said to myself. I felt a sudden burn on my left hind leg. "Arg... That must be the effect Falsus was babbling about." I tried to loosen the shackle but there's no use. After another 5 more minutes Spike finally woke up.

"Ugh... My head." said Spike while scratching his head with his claw.

"You finally woke up." I said to Spike. "And how long have you been trapped here?" I raised an eyebrow at him.

"2 days." he replied still scratching his head.

"How did you counteract the poison?"

"I don't know they didn't say anything about a poison and all they said was not to escape or face the consequences." Spike raised an eyebrow.

"It must be hard for the poison to get inside Spike because of his thick and scaly body." I thought to myself. I shook my head and asked him another question."How did they got you?".

"well I need to ask every stallion to know how to throw a bachelor party and I think I caught a couple of changelings attention." Spike gave a sheepish smile.

"You went all that just for me?" Spike nodded. "But still do you know where we are?"

"We're in the Everfree Forest."

"Then we could still get to the changelings." I scanned the room again to see if there's anything I could find but all I saw was a rock at the right side of the room which was impossible for me to get. After a few more minutes of thinking I finally came up with an Idea. "Spike I have a plan but it might get us killed." I said to him.

"What do you mean?" Spike raised an eyebrow.

"If you burn one of this lead metal, the smoke turns into a deadly neurotoxins but I think I can avoid it if I don't breathe until we can get out."

"If you're sure about this plan then count me in."

"Okay then let's start." I positioned myself so Spike could aim at the shackle. "At the count of 3... 1... 2... 3... Now!!!" Spike started to burn the shackle. The smoke is starting to appear. I covered my eyes and my snout to avoid it. I started to hold my breath. After 7 seconds it finally melted thanks to Spike intense fire. I quickly ran up to the right side of the room and grabbed a rock. I ran back to Spike and gave the shackle a strong hit with the rock. The shackle finally broke. I put spike on my back and then slammed my body to the door 3 times before it opened. I quickly ran out of the cave where the changelings locked us. I tried to breath heavily as I felt like something is blocking my lungs.

"Are you okay?" asked Spike.

"To be honest I think I got some neuroto-." I fainted on the ground

You Two Will Be Safe Now

You Two Will Be Safe Now

I woke up with a killing headache. I opened my eyes and tried to look around. It looks like a house made out of woods. "Ugh... my head." I said to myself.

"Look he's already awake, try to keep his mind in state." said by a voice in a rhyme. I heard some steps coming closer. I turned my face to the right side and saw Spike.

"Thank Celestia you're okay." said Spike.

"Where am I and what happened?" I asked as I tried to recollect my memories.

"You snipped out some of the poison you were talking about and then you passed out so I took you to Zecora." he pointed a zebra standing near a cauldron. "She's trying to brew an antidote for you."

"It felt like I there is something blocking in my chest." I put my hoof on my chest. The zebra or Zecora walked towards me holding a small bottle with a strange liquid inside of it.

"This will make the pain go away and make you body feel numb for a whole day." Zecora said to me with another rhyme. She gave me the botle. I examined it for a few second before I took a sip out of it. I felt the drug took effect as I feel my bodu getting numb.

"It feels like I don't have any body." I said to Zecora. I tried to feel my hoof but it felt nothing.

"If you face the changeling alone, you will brake your bone so to win the game, you must resist the pain." Zecora said to me with a smile.

"it might take time for me to get a hang of this." I thought to myself. "I need to go to the park before 1:00 P.M." I said to Zecora.

"It is already at late noon, you might want to get there soon." said Zecora. She pointed out where the door is. I turned to look at Spike.

"Spike I need you to send a letter to the Princess." I said to him.

"You can count on me." said Spike with a salute.

"I am counting on you." I patted his head. I galloped to the door and went outside. I could see a light coming out of the end of the forest. I ran as fast as I could to reach Ponyville. As I came out of the forest I saw the changelings destroying Ponyville. Falsus was standing at the park with Pica in a wedding dress. I quickly ran to them. "Stop this now Falsus!!!" I yelled at him.

"Oh look it's Pico." said Falsus with a grin on his face. "Look Pica it's a changeling trying to copy me." he moved Pica's head to look at me. Pica's pupil lost its black color and turned into green.

"No... No... Stay back you freak." said Pica with a scared face. She backed away a bit.

"Pica don't yo- Arg..." I didn't get to finish my sentence as my body laid down on the ground with force.

"Don't worry Pica I'll handle him." Falsus said with a heroic voice. "Psst Pico I have an idea." Falsus gave me an taunting smile. "If you can reach Pica I'll stop this madness and never come back."

"De...Deal..." I replied. We were teleported where the wedding ceremony will be held. Red carpet laid down on the floor. Rose petals covered the carpet. Falsus and Pica was standing at the end of the carpet which was 20 meter far. Changelings surrounded us with a glowing horn.

"You must run, walk or crawl to get here." said Falsus with a fierce look on his face. I tried to run but the gravity is pulling me down so I walked past 5 meters. After 10 meters the gravity became heavier that the only way I could reach them is by crawling. After 15 meter the gravity could break my bone. I can hear something cracking inside my body.

"This isn't going to end well after the effect of the potion disappears." I said to myself. Only 3 more meters away before I could reach them.

"Come on you could do it, only 2 more meters." said Falsus. I reached out my right hoof to hold on to Pica's hoof but then the gravity pulled down my right hoof so hard that the ground where my right hoof landed cracked. I looked up and saw Pica looking at me with disgust.

"Pica I know you could fight him and you know the real Pico." I said to her. "We are the same how could you not know the difference!!!" I yelled at her. I buried my head on to the ground. "I guess I can't make a difference like this." I said to myself. I felt a drop of water on my right hoof. I thought that the potion will make your body numb but what I felt was different. I looked up again and saw Pica crying. Her green pupil started to turn back to normal.

"Sorry Pico I was engulfed by his magic." said Pica. "I was blinded by his magic to see." she offered me her hoof. I tried to reach for her hoof but Pica suddenly laid down on the floor.

"Too bad, you made a wrong decision." said Falsus with an angry voice. "You could have been my wife but then you snapped out so I don't have any choice but to kill you both." he pointed his horn on Pica.

"Goodbye Pico." said Pica. The sky was illuminated by a strong light. I tried to look up and saw a shadow of an alicorn beyond the light. I looked around and saw a bunch of changelings panicking.

"It's all right Pica." I closed my eyes as I started to faint. "You and the foal will be safe now." the final words I said to her before I fainted.

Real Wedding

Real Wedding

I laid my back on the bed trying to recollect some memories. As I try to remember anything that happened to the wedding, all I keep getting is a horrible headache. I looked at the clock and it was already 4:00 P.M. "It felt like everything that happened was just a horrible dream." I said to myself as I scratch my head.

"It wasn't a dream." said Pica. I turned my head to my left side. Pica stretched her front hooves. "I thought I was gonna lose you." she stood up. "The doctor said that you were about to drop." she walked towards me. "You've been asleep for a whole day." she moved her face closer to me. "Good thing Twilight told Princess Luna about everything so Princess Luna went inside of your dream and tried to wake you up." tears falling out of her eye. "If it weren't for that annoying magic that has gotten inside my head, I could have already told Twilight that the Pico we used to have was gone." I tried to wipe her tears.

"It's not your fa-." I didn't get to finish my sentence as she screamed.

"It's all my fault!!!." she buried her head on my chest.

"Don't do that, the foal will get that attitude." I rubbed her mane. "And besides, I was also fooled by his magic." Pica raised her head. "I thoug-." Pica suddenly kissed me. The kiss lasted for a minute. It has been a whole day without getting to kiss her even in the cheeks. I could feel her tongue savoring the moment. After she released from the kiss a trail of saliva connected my muzzle to hers.

"You're the real Pico." she smiled at me.

"How could you say?" I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Because you always make me happy." she hugged.

"You always make me happy too." I hugged back. "Too bad the wedding was messed up and it looked like it's gonna take some time to plan it again." Princess Celestia suddenly entered the room with the mane six.

"If you want to get married then let me be the one who get you two engaged." said Princess Celestia. "And besides, Twilight already got some plans for both of you." Princess Celestia pointed Twilight.

"Don't worry Pico because I always have a backup plan," said Twilight with a smile on her face.

"It would be great but I still need some rest." I said to Twilight.

"No need for that." said Princess Celestia. She walked closer to me and pointed her horn at my chest. Her horn started to glow and illuminated the room. After a few seconds she moved her horn away from me. "Now you can have your wedding." she said to me with a smile.

"Thanks Princess but I don't know why you are doing all this just for us?" I asked the Princess.

"It's because Spike told me that you take the risks just to save the ones you loved." Spike appeared behind Princess Celestia.

"Yeah, remember the time at the dungeon? I can never forget that." said Spike.

"If it weren't for you I would have not escaped that cell." I said to Spike as I patted his head.

"It is now time for your wedding Pico." said Princess Celestia as her horn started to glow. I simply nodded and turned my head to the left side. I held Pica's hoof as the light started to illuminate the room again. After a few second we were transported at the Canterlot. "This is where Princess Cadence and Shining Armor made their vow to each other." Princess Celestia's horn started to glow again. A flash of light appeared and then disappeared in a few seconds. I noticed that all of the pony including Spike was already in their dress except for me because I have a suit.

"Thank you Princess." I said to Princess Celestia and bowed my head. A question suddenly hit my head. I quickly turned my head at the Princess. "Is it normal for a pony to marry him or herself?"

"Of course, Star Swirl the Bearded cast a spell in one of the villager he met. The villager had no love life and was enveloped by sadness. He cast the spell on the villager and got the two of them married together." said Princess Celestia. She chuckled a bit from what she just said. "Now let us start the wedding ceremony." Princess Celestia took a deep breathe.

"Sure thing Princess."

"Dear friends, we are gathered here today to witness and celebrate the joining of Pico and Pica in marriage. With love and commitment, they have decided to live their lives together as husband and wife." all of the mane six and Spike clapped. "Pico and Pica, the time has come to forget all the stress of planning this day and simply enjoy your friends who have gathered to spend this day with you. This group of loved ones will, likely, never be together in the same place again. Through quiet reflection and nostalgia, think about how each person has touched your life and why they are here with you today." Princess Celestia took another deep breathe. "Do you Pico, take Pica to be your lawfully wedded wife, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do." I said with smile on my face.

"Do you Pica, take Pico to be your lawfully wedded husband, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do." said Pica with a smile.

"Time for the bracelet exchange since rings won't feet on both of your hoof." said Princess Celestia. Again she chuckled a bit. "Best man Spike." she turned her head to look at Spike.

"Oh yeah I almost forgot." said Spike with a sheepish smile on his face. He reached for his small pocket and brought out a jewelry box larger than his pocket. "Here you go." Spike gave the jewelry box to me. I grabbed the jewelry box and turned to look at Pica.

"Through this ring, I accept you as my wife, now and for all time." I said as I put the bracelet around Pica's hoof. Pica took the other bracelet.

"Through this ring, I accept you as my husband, now and for all time." Pica said as she put the bracelet around my hoof.

"And now, by the power vested in me, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife." Princess Celestia pushed me and Pica with her wing closer to each other. Princess Celestia whispered to my ear "You may now kiss the bride.". I moved my face closer to Pica. Pica suddenly pinned me down on my shoulders.

"You may now kiss the groom." Pica said to herself. She lowered her face and gave me a long kiss.

"I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Pie." said Princess Celestia. I could here Rainbow Dash talking to Pinkie Pie.

"I didn't know you two were related?" Rainbow Dash asked Pinkie Pie.

"We aren't, but I'm not sure yet." Pinkie replied. I released from the kiss.

"Hey guys, I'm not really related to Pinkie. We just have the same surname so could you guys let us savor this moment?" I said to them. They all nodded. "Now where are we?" I moved my face closer to Pica again and gave her a kiss. We lasted for a minute before we released each other.

"Time for the wedding reception." Princess Celestia's horn started to glow. In a few second we have been transported to a garden. The moon was shining bright and beautiful. "Don't worry about the guest they are all here." Princess Celestia pointed to the bushes. Princess Luna came out with a bunch of ponies.

"Sorry thy sister if we are later." said Princess Luna with an old English accent.

"That's okay little sis and now time for the dance." Princess Celestia announced proudly. A romantic music started playing. I walked closer to Pica. I held her left hoof with my right hoof and put my left hoof behind her neck.

"You said you wanted to dance so here it is." I said to her. She put her right hoof on my shoulder. "I may not be good at dancing but I'll try." I gave her a sheepish smile.

"I don't care if you're not really that good at dancing." said Pica. We danced for almost half an hour. Our wedding reception was ended by a beautiful fireworks display.

"Time for the both of you to have a honeymoon." said Twilight. She escorted us to the carriage. "Now you two have fun on Los Pegasus." Twilight smiled at us. We entered the carriage. I peeked out of the window.

"Thanks Twilight for helping me with the wedding jitters." I said to Twilight.

"I really liked planning a wedding and beside I earned an experience plus I think I can use this experience right now." Twilight gazed at Noteworthy. Twilight waved at the carriage as it leaves.

"Did you remember to throw the flower?" I asked Pica.

"I forgot. I left it at the table in the garden." said Pica with a sheepish smile.

"At least it won't hurt anypony." I sighed. We heard a sudden yelling at the garden.

"IT'S MINE!!!!" Rarity yelled.

"Yeah it won't hurt anypony." I said to myself.

Bonus Chapter - Nivea

Bonus Chapter - Nivea

8 months after the wedding and the date is November 21. I rushed Pica to the hospital. "Hold on to it a little longer." I said to her as I carry her off the taxi. I called out to one of the guards outside the hospital. They quickly rushed Pica inside of the hospital. I walked back and forth outside of the door where they will help Pica give birth. I was breathing faster and heavier than I should. Sweat was dripping and my heart pounded really hard.

"Hey Pico." a voice called out to me. I turned my head to where the sound came from and saw Twilight and her friends. "I heard Pica's giving birth so we might take a visit." they walked towards me.

"Thank Celestia you're all here because I need help controlling my self." I said to them. My body twitched and my hoof can't stop moving.

"Don't worry girls I got this." said Pinkie Pie. She  bounced her way to the bench at the hallway and pulled out a paper bag. "I always prepare for some kind of emergency." she bounced towards me and gave me the paper bag.

"Where did you get this?" I asked Pinkie Pie.

"Just breathe in it." she replied. I started to breathe inside the paper bag. I finally calmed down. After a few minutes the doctor peeked out of the door.

"Where's the father of the foal?" the doctor asked

"Right here." I said and raised my hoof.

"Come in, the foal is waiting." the doctor opened the door for me. I went inside of the room and saw Pica carrying our little filly. "You're going to have a strong little filly." the doctor removed his mask and gave a smile. I walked towards to Pica.

"Pico, she's beautiful." said Pica with a big smile on her face. I looked at my first filly. She has a white fur and a single strand of black mane on top of her head. A tear fell on my eyes. The happiness of seeing your first foal was unbelievable.

"What do you want to call her?" I asked Pica. I moved my hoof closer to my filly. The filly grabbed my hoof. It made my heart flutter.

"I want to call her Nivea."

"Why Nivea?" I chuckled a bit.

"Because she has a snow colored fur." Pica smiled at me.

"Then Nivea it is." I gave Pica a short kiss. "Thank you for giving me this happiness." I smiled at her.

Bonus Chapter - Midnight Fun [CLOP]

Bonus Chapter - Midnight Fun [CLOP]

"Nivea's already a year old." I said to Pica. Pica and I are laying down on the bed inside of our own house in Ponyville. It costed 10,000 bits but totally worth it. It has a living room, a kitchen, 2 bathroom and 2 bedrooms upstairs. Pica and I share a bedroom while Nivea has her own.

"Time sure flies." Pica replied. I turned to look at the snow globe on the table on my right side. The snow globe has a snowpony inside of it and surrounded by gifts.

"Hey Pica." I turned to look at Pica. "Remember the gifts you gave me on your first Christmas." I laid my back on the headboard of the bed

"Yeah I remembered." she also laid her back on the headboard.

"I didn't get to a payback that time." I turned to look at her.

"What do you mean?" she raised an eyebrow.

"You tied me on to the bed and forced me so I think I should make it even." I gave her an evil grin. I stood up and grabbed my saddle. I took out a noseband with a leash. a gag ball, a hoofcuff and a leg spreader.

"So you're gonna use that on me?" she backed away a bit on the bed. I gave her a seductive look.

"You had your fun that time and it's now my time to have some fun." I walked towards her.

"You're not going to use that on me." she tried to push me back.

"That just turns me on even more." I pinned her on the headboard of the bed and gave her a kiss. I explored her mouth with my tongue. I could feel her tongue fighting back. I gave my kiss a little force and made her moan. She moaned inside of my mouth. I released her from the kiss and left a trail of saliva that connected my mouth to hers. Her face turned red and she was breathing heavily. "I knew you will like it."

"I only liked it for a moment." she looked away.

"I think you're lying because your body is already excited." I looked down at the bed sheet. The bed sheet was getting wet. I turned her around and put her front hooves behind her. I hoofcuffed her.

"Could you st- Ahhh..." she moaned as I licked her in the neck.

"You wouldn't want to wake up Nivea, right?" I placed the leg spreader on her hind legs. I placed the noseband and the gag ball in her face. "All done." I sat on the bed just behind Pica.

"Hmpfhmp." she gave me a sad look.

"Okay fine." I sighed. She smiled at me. I gave her marehood a touch. She shivered as she felt my hoof. "Nah just kidding." I moved my hoof at the lips of her marehood in a circular motion. I could hear her moan through the gag ball. "I knew you would like it." I looked at her face.

"Hmpffffmph." her face turned red. I returned my focus on her marehood. I moved my face closer to her clitoris and gave it a lick. She shivered a bit. I hold on to her flanks so she would stay in place. The smell that her marehood is giving off was relaxing. I moved my tongue inside of her marehood. She started to moan louder. The taste of her juices was like a tropical shake. I moved my tongue a little rougher. Her moaning became louder as moment pass. Good thing that our bedroom is separated from Nivea's bedroom or she will hear us. As I gave her a few more licks she finally came to her climax. "Hmphhhh." she collapsed a bit.

"Are you okay?" I moved her face towards me. She tried to move her head closer to my shaft. "You really do want it." I smirked. I removed the gag ball and moved my shaft closer to her muzzle. Her breathing was intense and her face was really red. She gave the top of my shaft a few licks before she tried to put it inside of her mouth. I moaned softly as she moved her head up and down. She tried to increase the speed and the pleasure on my shaft doubled. I felt a pressure building up on my shaft. She made it at full speed and I was about to climax. "I'm gonna cum." I warned her. After a few more seconds I grabbed the leash on the noseband and pulled it. My shaft went deeper inside of her mouth. I felt myself getting drained as I emptied myself inside of Pica's mouth. I released the leash and removed my shaft out of Pica's mouth. She coughed some of the white sticky fluid I released. "I'm sorry, it looks like I got a little rough." I gave her a sheepish smile.

"If you want to apologize then do it the right way." she moved herself and made her backside face me. I grabbed her flanks and positioned myself. I aligned my shaft with her marehood. My shaft made its way slowly inside of Pica's marehood. She may have given birth but she is still tight. We moaned in pleasure after I got my whole shaft inside of her. I rested for a few seconds before I started to move my hind legs. I started slowly and felt her marehood embracing my shaft tightly. "It has been 2 year since we first tried this." Pica turned her head to look at me.

"I forgot how pleasurable this is." I speed up my movement. Her marehood started to produce more juices. It became easier for me to move as her marehood covers my shaft with her juices. I speed up my movement as fast as I could. We were moaning louder than before.

"Oh sweet Celestia, yes." I felt another pressure building up on my shaft.

"I'm not gonna last longer." I warned her. As I felt that I was close to climax I removed my shaft out of her marehood. It made her collapsed. I turned her around and then put my shaft inside of her mouth. I grabbed the leash and then she started to move her head. She gave it a violent lick. I felt my shaft released my load inside of her mouth again. After I emptied myself I released the leash and then collapsed beside of her. "It is fun when you are the one who will tie your partner." I said to her. Her face was still red. Her tongue was hanging out.

"Now you had your fun can you untie me now." she tried to move her hoof.

"After I have rested." I closed my eyes.

"Hey I can't sleep like this." she moved her head closer to me.

"I'm just joking." I laughed at her. I removed the leg spreader, the hoofcuff and the noseband. "Now you know why not to tie me in bed." I gave her a playful smile.

"You did liked the present I gave you?" she raised an eyebrow.

"I loved it." I put my hoof on her cheeks. "Now get some sleep." I kissed her on the forehead.

Big News

Big News

Another day has passed. The time is at noon. Me and Twilight went to the park to see where the wedding ceremony will be held. "How much will it cost for the wedding?" I asked Twilight.

"Not much since no pony will be using the space in the park." Twilight replied. After walking for a few more seconds we finally reached our destination. "So this is where the ceremony will be held." it was a grassy area and a flat land.

"It looks great but there's a slight problem." I said to Twilight.

"What?" she raised an eyebrow.

"It might attract a lot of problem since the Everfree Forest." I pointed out the Everfree Forest.

"Don't worry about it." she smiled.

"Well if you're sure." I smiled. "So how many guests will attend?".

"Only 20." she replied.

"At least we won't have a problem in arranging them." I chuckled. "And how about the groomsman?" I asked.

"We got 3 groomsman. Big Mac, Caramel and Mister Whooves." she replied.

"Then the wedding ceremony is complete and the only thing we need to worry are clothes, party and food."

"And don't forget about the weather."

"I'm sure Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash can handle it.". After we got back home I went upstairs to check on Pica. I saw Pica laying on the bed and reading a book. I walked towards her. "How's my bride doing?" I asked her. She turned her head to look at me.

"Pico I have a big news." she stood up. "Don't be shocked if I tell you okay?".

"Don't worry I won't." I nodded at her.

"I'm 3 months pregnant." my jaw dropped at what she said. "I told you not to get shocked."

"I know but that's a big news and I'm just so happy that I'm gonna be a father." I hugged her. "Thanks for being a wife and the mother of my first foal." I kissed her.

"You sure changed ever since I came here." she smiled at me.

"And that's a good thing." I dragged her down on the bed softly. "So what name would you like for our first foal?" I asked her as we lay down on bed.

"Oh come on Pico we don't even know if it's a filly or a colt."

"I'm just so excited." I hugged her again. "I don't think anything can ruin the happiness I am feeling right now." a tear fell on my eye.

"So when will we tell them the news?" I asked Pica.

"Maybe after our honeymoon." she replied.

"Why after our honeymoon?" I looked at her and raised an eyebrow.

"We don't want any problem to occur before our wedding." she wrapped her hoof around me.

"You're right." I put my hoof on her cheeks. "Did I ever told you that you're the most beautiful mare that I have ever seen?" her face turned red.

"If you keep saying that it will look like you're complimenting yourself in front of a mirror." she chuckled a bit.

"Do you see any mirror in here?" I moved my face closer to hers. "I don't think I see one because all I can see is a beautiful mare." I kissed her.

"Wait for a few months and you won't be able to do that to me." she grinned.

Wedding Reception

Wedding Reception

After we got inside of Sugar Cube Corners Pinkie Pie greeted us. "Ready to see what I have planned for your party after the wedding?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Sure do Pinkie." Pica replied. Pica really liked Pinkie because of her attitude and they have gotten really close together.

"Okay then." Pinkie smiled. "I asked Mr. and Mrs. Cake if we could use this shop for your wedding reception and they both agreed since you've been working here for years now."

"That's why I love working here." I said to Pinkie.

"Me too, because they're always nice!!!" Pinkie exclaimed. Pinkie attracted some customers eyes.

"Can you show us what you have planned for us before we attract too much attention?" I asked Pinkie.

"Okey Dokie Lokey." Pinkie bounced her way to the counter. "On the wedding reception we will be removing the cash register and replace it with a microphone so you could do your speech." Pinkie bounced to the right side of the shop. "This is where we will place the food that Applejack will make." Pinkie bounced to the middle of the shop. "And this is where you two will have your a dance with each other."

"A dance?" Pica asked.

"Yep." Pinkie replied.

"I love dancing." Pica dragged me. "Make sure you know how to dance okay?" Pica smiled at me.

"Sure..." I gave Pica a sheepish smile. I'm not really good at dancing but Pica is. She developed her own liking as time passes.

"That's all what I have planned for you two." Pinkie said. "You should see Applejack and take a look at what she's gonna make." Pinkie smiled.

"Sure Pinkie and thanks." I said to Pinkie.

"See ya Pinkie." Pica said to Pinkie. We waved at Pinkie as we head out of the shop. "Sure is fun when we meet Pinkie." I looked at Pica.

"You know that our foal will get Pinkie's attitude if you keep that up." I said to her.

"And that's a good thing right?" she gave me a sheepish smile.

"I would love it." I moved closer to Pica. "But if it gets out of hand, you're the one who's gonna handle it." I nuzzled her.

"Very funny." she pushed my face a bit.

Menu, Cravings and Pinkie Promise

Menu, Cravings and Pinkie Promise

We went to Sweet Apple Acres to see how Applejack is doing. We knocked at the door of their house. The door was opened by Big Mac. "Hey Big Mac, Twilight told me you're one of the groomsman." I said to Big Mac.

"Eeyup." he replied.

"Can we come in because I need to see Applejack?" Big Mac nodded. Pica and I went inside the house. "Where's Applejack?" I asked.

"She's in the kitchen." Big Mac pointed out where Applejack is. We went to the kitchen and saw Applejack cooking.

"Hey partner, what's on the menu for our wedding?" I asked Applejack.

"Well if you two could see I'm trying to make an apple pie, apple fritter, apple cupcake and some apple tart." she replied.

"Anything non-apple related dish?" I raised an eyebrow. She scratched her head with her hoof.

"Salad?" she gave me a sheepish smile.

"Close enough." I chuckled. I looked at Pica. "Is this okay for our wedding?" I asked Pica.

"Sure." Pica replied. "And Applejack can I take home some apple tart?"

"Sure take whatever you want." Applejack pointed out the food. Pica took 6 apple tarts. "I didn't know you like apple tart sugar cube." Applejack smiled at Pica.

"I just want to taste them." Pica replied.

"Just add that to the payment." I said to Applejack.

"No need since she like them very much." Applejack said.

"You've already done so much and I know you'll really need some bits so just let me." I smiled at Applejack.

"If you say so." Applejack gave a sheepish smile. We head out of Sweet Apple Acres and walked back home. After we got inside we went to the kitchen and took a sit near the table.

"I didn't know you like apple tarts." I said to Pica.

"Me neither, I think I'm starting to crave." she replied.

"Part of being pregnant." I smiled at her. We heard a hoofstep rushing downstairs.

"Pica's pregnant!?" Twilight shouted. I fell off the seat.

"How could you say that she's pregnant?" I asked Twilight as I tried to get up.

"Well I heard you say something about Pica being pregnant." Twilight turned to look at Pica. "Is it true that you are pregnant?" Twilight asked Pica.

"Okay fine I am pregnant but don't tell everyone yet." Pica replied.

"Don't worry I won't tell." Twilight smiled at Pica.

"Pinkie promise?" Pica raised an eyebrow.

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my e- ouch why do I keep doing that." Twilight hit her eyes as she does the Pinkie promise. I chuckled a bit. "Don't worry I won't tell anyone." Twilight said with a smile. Pica just nodded.

I'll Take Care of Her

Warning: This chapter contains a strong word or a curse word.

I'll Take Care of Her

I woke up on a cold floor. I opened my eyes and saw Spike on the other side of the room just in front of me. The room was just small with a door on the left side. Spike's feet was shackled to the wall. "Spike wake up!!!" I yelled at him. I tried to stood up but my right hind leg was shackled to the wall. He didn't woke up but the door suddenly opened. As the door opened I saw Pica.

"Oh look my husband is already awake." Pica said with an evil grin on her face.

"What is this?" I asked her.

"It's just a part of my plan." she walked closer to me.

"What plan?" I raised an eyebrow.

"A plan to make sure that you don't get in my way." she moved her face closer to me. "While I feed on Pica." Pica's face started to change.

"Who are you and what are you?" the face that stared at me look liked Pica but then in a few second it changed into a bug like appearance.

"I am Falsus the leader of this group." the creature said proudly.

"What group?"

"The changelings." Falsus gave me a fierce look.

"Where have I heard that word before?" I thought to myself. "Changeling..." I tried to puzzle my memories. "So you're one of those things Twilight defeated in Canterlot?" I asked Falsus.

"My queen died because of hunger after that day and the hive has been broken down in to group to search for love in Equestria and the best way to get the a lot of love is through a wedding which is your wedding." he started to change his form again. "Don't worry about a thing because I'm gonna be the best husband for your wife." his starting to look like me. "What's the name of the mare again so I could scream her name while I touch her." he gave me a taunting smile.

"Don't you dare fucking touch my wife!!!" I yelled to him.

"You're so gullible." he laughed. "Well I must go my wife needs me since today is my wedding." he went out of the door. "And just a tip don't burn the shackle on your leg because it's made out of lead metal and if it turns into smoke it might kill you" said Falsus before he went out again.

"How long was I out?" I thought to myself. "I need to find a way to escape this hell."

Nightmare

Nightmare

I opened my eyes and saw the beautiful sky. My body is laying down on what it felt like grass. I stood up and looked around. The only thing I could see is a flat grassy land and a tree. My instinct is telling me to go to the tree which I followed. I walked towards the tree. "You are tired you need to rest here." a sweet and peaceful voice told me.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"No more questions, you have done enough." my body moved on its own. I sat near the tree.

"Hey what's going on?" the branches of the tree wrapped itself around me.

"Earn your eternal rest and never wake up!!!" the voice that sounded so peaceful became horrible. The grass on the field started to disappear. The land started to break apart. The green leaves of the tree faded slowly. The beautiful blue colored sky slowly turned into a bloody sight.

"What kind of nightmare is this." I said to myself as I try to remove the grip of the tree.

"You have done enough, you must come with us in the underworld." the tree slowly descended to the ground with me in it.

"Just leave me alone!!!" I yelled. A moon has appeared at the sky removing the bloody sight. The moonlight focused itself on the tree. The grip of the tree started to loosen. A shadow figure appeared on the moon.

"Come Pico, someone is waiting for you." said by the figure on the moon. A door suddenly appeared in front of me. As soon as I opened the door, a bright life dragged me inside of the door.

"Oh no!!!" I screamed as I got up of the bed. "Where am I?" I looked around and saw that I was in bed. It looked like I was in some kind of small hotel. On my left side I saw Pica sleeping on the seat. "What just happened?" I scratched my head. A nurse came inside of the room.

"Good morning Pico." said the nurse with a smile on her face. She was the same nurse that examined my right hoof on last Christmas. She has a pink mane and tail. She has a red heart cutiemark.  "You need to lay your back down." she pushed me down gently on the chest. "I heard someone screamed so it maybe the best for me to check it out."

"What happened?" I asked her.

"You broke your bone after you confronted the changelings and lucky for you the princess helped you recover some of your broken bones." she gave a concerned look. "I must be going, there are still a lot of patient to take care of." she left the room.

I turned my head to look at Pica.

"Well at least you two are safe." I said to Pica quietly.