Chapters My little pony:tree friends are magic
It was a normal day for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party food was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party. Pinkie rushed to Twilight. “hi twilight, glad you made it! What do you wanna do first? There's games and cake and more games and other deserts and-”
“i think I wanna meet the new pony.” Twilight said, cutting Pinkie off.
“pony? What new pony? there's no new pony.” Pinkie said.
“but, that's why you threw the party, to welcome someone to ponyville.” Twilight reminded her.
“that is what the party is for, but we're not welcoming a new pony. We're welcoming a bear.” Pinkie said.
“bear?” Twilight said.
Pinkie nodded and pointed her hoof to the other side of the room.
Twilight walked over and found a pony sized green bear wearing a camouflage jacket and green hat.
“are you the new resident of ponyville?” Twilight asked.
The bear only nodded.
“what's your name?” Twilight asked.
“Flippy.” the bear said simply.
“huh, sound kinda like-”
Twilight didn't get to finish her sentence before Derpy crashed next to them with a loud bang, knocking a few sweets over and spilling one f the punch bowls. “oops, my bad.” she said, her eyes derping.
Flippy jumped and let out a startled yelp. “who the heck is that?!” he asked.
“that's Derpy.” Twilight told him. “if you're wondering, yes, she does this a lot.”
Derpy stood up and looked at Flippy. “you're a weird pony, ya know that?”
“he's not a pony, Derpy, he's a bear.”
after that Derpy flew away and brought back a muffin and gave it to Flippy.
Flippy took a cautious bite. “this is good, what's in here?” he asked after swallowing.
“well, it's like a chocolate chip blueberry muffin with fudge and ice cream in the middle.” Derpy explained.
“thanks.” Flippy said before finishing the muffin.
“it's time for Flippy to cut the cake.” Pinkie pie announced, picking up a cake cutter and offering it to Flippy.
Flippy remembered the last party where he'd cut the cake and shook his head pushing the cake cutter away.
Pinkie looked at the cake cutter and facehoofed. “silly me, you're right, it is too dull, use this!” Pinkie said, handing Flippy a knife.
Flippy shook his head and backed away.
“come on sourpuss, it's just a knife, what, do you think I'm gonna stab you?” Pinkie said laughing.
Those words plunged Flippy into a memory, he was just starting in the army with Sneaky and Mouse ka-boom. They were all given weapons. Mouse ka-boom had lots of explosives. Flippy and Sneaky each had a bowie knife. Sneaky gave the knife to Flippy, Flippy backed away in the memory. “c'mon, it's just a knife, it's not like I'm gonna stab you.” Sneaky said. When Flippy was done remembering he flipped out. He was growling like a wild beast and unsheathed one of his hidden knives, the same one Sneaky gave him.
“oh, so you prefer to use your own knife, why didn't ya say so?” Pinkie said, putting her knife down.
Derpy smashed into multiple walls, knocking the punch bowl onto Flippy's head.
Flippy dropped his knife and threw the punch bowl under the table. When he opened his eyes he saw cowering ponies. Derpy was under a table shielding Dinky, Carrot top was crying, attempting to stop the bleeding from her hoof, Bonbon was helping Lyra with her shoulder, Berry punch was hiding behind Rainbow dash who was staring at Flippy with tiny irises and the rest were just staring with a horrified expressions on their faces. Flippy facepalmed. “i knew this was gonna happen, of course I would be offered a knife or something, of course it would go wrong, why did I even show up?” he mumbled.
Some of the crowds faces were replaced with confusion.
“what in the hay are you talkin about?” Applejack said, the only one brave enough to ask.
Flippy stood up and looked her strait in the eye, for a moment she was sure he was gonna attack her, before she saw that his eyes showed no anger.
“well, it's hard to explain.” Flippy admitted. “well, long story short I guess, I used to be in a war, I did stuff worse than you can imagine, got traumatized, got a second personality that still thinks it's in the was and now whenever I'm reminded of war that personality tries o kill everything.”
“so wait a second, you fought in a war? Where's your badge?” Rainbow dash asked.
“my house, I also have trophies and a huge flat screen TV.” Flippy answered.
Rainbow dash squished up her face to make her 'cool face'. “so awesome!” she said before turning her face back to normal. “you just got 20% cooler!”
“but I almost killed you, I'll be surprised if anyone here likes me anymore.” Flippy said.
“well, it is true that you attacked two ponies and were only stopped be Derpy knocking the punch bowl over but, you probably saved more lives than you've destroyed.” Twilight said.
“it's a possibility.” Flippy said.
“well then lets get Carrot top and Lyra to Nurse Redheart and call it a night, it's been a long day.” Twilight said.
Everypony nodded in agreement and after they helped clean up the party mess they all went home.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching Apple bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party.
“i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” Applejack was picking up Apple bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up by Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed like a normal party. He didn't notice anything that pointed to the fact that he knew the new guy or that he wasn't a normal pony. Then Flippy noticed most of the sweets were already gone. The party had just started, nopony could eat sweets that fast. Then Flippy saw a green blur eating sweets. Flippy facepalmed. “not this guy.” he mumbled. "i doubt I'll get i crumb."
“at least I'm better than Lumpy!”
Flippy jumped and saw that Nutty was standing right in front of him. “well, that is true enough.” he said.
“Flippy, I see you finally made it!” Pinkie pie said rushing over. “i thought you wouldn't make it!”
“well, I'm here, so I see you met Nutty.” Flippy said.
“yeah, I have and you know what? I think he likes sweets more than me!” Pinkie said.
“no, really?” Flippy said sarcastically.
“yeah, really!” Pinkie said. “look!” Pinkie pushed in two enormous trays of cupcakes into the room. “cupcake eating contest everypony!”
everypony turned to Pinkie and Nutty. Flippy knew what was going to happen, but he just watched, bored.
“me and him are gonna have a cupcake eating contest, whoever is left standing wins!” Pinkie announced.
“pfft, good luck, I've seen this guy eat more sweets in one hour than Derpy has eaten muffins in a year.” Flippy mumbled.
“hey, Pinkie can eat more cupcakes in 5 minutes than that guy could eat in 5 days!” Rainbow dash said from next to Flippy.
“impossible, Nutty eats more sweets than you thought existed. he even created a few, and by a few i mean, over 200. plus he drinks syrup for water, do you know anyone else who does that? also, he WEARS candy, even Pinkie doesn't do that, it would be like Derpy wearing muffins, just creepy.” Flippy said.
“well Pinkie-”
Rainbow dash was interrupted by Pinkie. “ready, set, go!” she screamed. Then she and Nutty started chowing down on the cupcakes.
“Pinkie's winning!” Rainbow dash whispered to Flippy.
“no, Nutty's winning!” Flippy whispered back.
Soon Nutty's tray was empty and Pinkies still had a few cupcakes in them. Nutty turned into his signature tornado and flew around the room eating all the sweets. Cookies, cupcakes, candy. He even got in a fight with Derpy over a muffin.
“it's my muffin!” Derpy said.
“give it, I need it!” Nutty said, out of tornado mode.
The muffin ended up tearing in half o both of them got it. “hehe, that was easy.” Derpy said, eating her half.
Nutty ran across the room almost as fast as Rainbow dash preforming a sonic rainboom shoving sweets in his mouth.
“hey, stop, everypony needs a share of the sweets!” Pinkie said, dragging Nutty away.
“never.” Nutty said, shoving Pinkie away and running back to the sweets table. After a few minutes all the sweets were gone. he looked around for more, and found nothing, he had even eaten the chairs and tables, which were made of wood, his mouth was filled with splinters, but he didn't care the slightest.
Everypony just looked at Nutty in awe, except Flippy, he didn't look surprised at all, in fact he looked irritated. He facepalmed and said “every freaking time he comes to a party, nothing is ever left, why did he come here and who's next? Better not be that lousy Shifty and Lifty.” Flippy considered that thought. "oh god, if they come, i think I'm gonna in a matter of minutes....but that's normal i guess."
“wow, I misjudged you, you could eat more sweets in five minutes than everypony here could in 12 years.” Rainbow dash said.
“that's what I've been trying to tell you all!” Flippy said with an angry voice.
“well I'm gonna have to buy more sweets, Nutty ate em all, man he knows how to party!” Pinkie said.
"so you're saying that he ate all of your sweets, that you bought with your own money, he ate your tables, chairs and light bulbs, he didn't save anything for anyone else, and you wanna be friends with him?" Flippy asked.
"okey dokey loki!" Pinkie confirmed.
"god kill me now." Flippy muttered.
"you have any ice cream?" Nutty asked Pinkie.
"no, you ate it all." Flippy said in a flat voice, rolling his eyes.
"i didn't eat THAT much." Nutty said.
"you ate the tables and chairs, your mouth is full of splinters, how can you even think you didn't eat much?"
"i usually eat more, my house is stuffed to the brim with candy, soda, cupcakes, muffins, syrup, honey, chocolate, all that good stuff. I'm even in a world record book for eating the most candy in 5 minutes."
"how much did you eat?" Flippy asked.
"a house full for the first minute, a truckload for the second, candy replica of the white house, another house full, and then a replica of the statue of liberty." Nutty replied. "but yeah, not really that much, right?"
"....you know this place is made out of candy, right?" Flippy asked.
then Nutty ate the whole building, piece by piece, and he regretted nothing.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter 3:flakes and spines
Chapter 3: flakes and spines
it was another day and Flippy had just found out, another tree friend was coming! He was relieved that it wasn't Shifty and Lifty but he was surprised at who decided to move here. Flaky. “well, at least Fluttershy won't be the only paranoid one.” Flippy thought. She was coming later that day. “i just hope no FlippyxFlaky fans are around, those things get annoying, so what, Fliqpy didn't kill her once, he knew she would die anyway! He's as annoyed with this as I am, oh well, just ignore them and let em post their pics and videos on Youtube and Facebook and they won't complain.”
“Flippy, Scootaloo said another tree friend was coming today, do you know who it is?” a small voice sounded from near the ground at Flippy's feet. Apple bloom was sitting there with big eyes.
“i know her, she's a lot like Fluttershy except she's not a pony.” Flippy told her.
“wow, really? Do you think she'll get along with Fluttershy and her animals?” Apple bloom said.
“probably, but she's scared of animals..and shadows....and the wind....and most of all, me.”
“she's scared of you? But you're such a nice guy.”Apple bloom said.
“hehe, yeah, nice guy, we can say that.” Flippy said.
“why do you say it like that?” Apple bloom asked.
“um, ask Applejack about my welcoming party.” Flippy replied.
“okay.” Apple bloom said and walked away.
A thought suddenly hit Flippy. “oh crap, I better warn Pinkie that she HATES parties, she's as scared of them as she is of me.” Flippy started walking to Sugarcube corner. He couldn't help but notice the looks Bonbon and Carrot top gave him. They had a good reason to not like him, the scars they had told the whole story, plus Carrot top was limping. Once he got to Sugarcube corner he found Pinkie baking more sweets. “don't throw Flaky a party, she hates those things.” he said.
“aw, but everypony deserves a welcoming party!” Pinkie argued.
“can you at least make it a small party, no super loud music, no lit up flashing dance floor and don't invite everyone in ponyville.”
“oh, alright, you help me make the party, you do know her.” Pinkie agreed.
“okay, first things first, no peanuts, she's allergic and I don't want Nurse Redheart coming to another party.” Flippy instructed.
Pinkie nodded. “what else?”
“second, no crazy people running around doing nonsense, that'll scare the crap outta her.”
“okay anything else?”
“third, no towers of sweets, just stick to the simple stuff, and see if you can get Derpy to make muffins, those things are good.”
“sounds great, anything else?” Pinkie asked.
“no, that's it, she'll be here in an hour so don't waste any time.”
Pinkie nodded and walked into another room. When she walked out she was pushing a huge box of decorations. “put these where you think they should go and I'll bake some cupcakes.”
Flippy nodded and pulled out a banner that said “Welcome” in cursive writing, he hung that by the door. The next thing was streamers, pink, green and blue. He hung those on the walls. The rest was huge and way too much for Flaky, who was more paranoid than Fluttershy so he pushed the box aside. “I'm gonna go find the people who should come, I'll be back soon.”
“okey dokie lokie.” Pinkie said.
Flippy walked out the door, there was no bell like the restaurant he used to go to, of course this wasn't a burger shop and he wasn't banned for all his lives. The first house he stopped by was Fluttershy's. She was trying to coax Angel Bunny into eating a carrot. “hey Fluttershy.” Flippy said.
“hi Flippy.” Fluttershy said quietly.
“i was wondering if you wanted to come to Flaky's party in an hour.”
“oh no, I couldn't, I'm so sorry but there have been two welcoming parties in two weeks, I'm all partied out.”
“this party isn't like the others, it's much quieter and less ponies will be attending.” Flippy explained.
“oh, well then I'd love to go, as soon as Angel Bunny eats this carrot.”
“let me help.” Flippy said, picking up the carrot. He looked strait into the little bunny's eyes. “i had to live off weeds and leaves and you can't even eat this carrot? Someone at the army base would've killed for this thing, I thought you were better than this I guess not.” after that Angel grabbed the carrot and ate like he was starving to death. “all you need to do is push them a little and my past does just the trick.” Flippy said triumphantly.
“well, then I guess I'm ready to go, you be good while I'm gone, okay Angel?” Fluttershy said.
Angel rolled his eyes but quickly nodded his head when Flippy glared at him.
“okay, let's go Fluttershy.” Flippy said, walking away. “i have a few more people to invite.”
“okay, just make sure they're not too...loud.” Fluttershy said following.
After a while they made it to Twilight's library. Twilight was cleaning with Spike and Rarity was looking at some books on a bookshelf.
“hi.” Flippy said.
“oh, hello, what brings you here, and with Fluttershy?” Twilight asked.
“i was wondering if you two wanted to go to Flaky's party in an hour.” Flippy told them.
“sure, I'd love to, Spike, you can come too if you want.” Twilight replied.
“oh boy, I get to go to one of Pinkie's famous parties, I haven't gotten to do that since we first moved here!” Spike said excitedly.
“yeah, sorry to burst your bubble kid but this is a smaller party, Flaky is too shy to have a big one like the others.” Flippy told him.
“how small?” Spike asked.
“no loud music, no tower of sweets, no balloons flying everywhere and less ponies.” Flippy replied.
“well, I guess I'll stay here then.” Spike said.
“what about you Rarity?” Flippy asked.
“no thanks.” Rarity quickly said.
“come on, you said yourself that you would like a small party.” Flippy said.
Rarity turned to him. “i don't like you.” she said.
“come on Rarity, you'll love it.” Fluttershy said.
“oh, all right, if I must.” Rarity replied. “it is for someone a lot like you from what I've heard, Fluttershy.”
“i know, I'm looking forward to meeting her.” Fluttershy said.
“yeah, we kinda have to pick up the other guests.” Flippy said, interrupting their conversation.
“coming.” Rarity said, following him and Fluttershy out the door.
“wait for me.” Twilight said, catching up tp them. “so, who are we inviting?”
“Derpy, Applejack, Berry punch and Cheerilee.” Flippy replied.
“what about Rainbow dash, I don't want her to feel left out.” Fluttershy suggested.
“alright, and Rainbow dash.” Flippy agreed.
“why Derpy hooves, she's such a Ditz.” Rarity asked.
“a ditz who can make muffins to kill for.” Flippy said.
“do you think Dinky can come, Derpy doesn't like leaving her home alone.” Twilight suggested.
“sh can come but she might get bored considering she's been to all of Pinkie's other parties.” Flippy said.
“and what about Apple bloom, Sweetie belle, Scootaloo and Twist?” Twilight asked.
“they can come too.”
An hour later when all the guests had come they were waiting at Sugarcube corner for Flaky.
“when is she comin? Ah wanna meet her.” Apple bloom said.
“soon, give her time, she's not big on parties.” Flippy said.
“is that her, she has flakes in her hair.” Scootaloo asked.
“yes, that's her, stop crowding the door.” Flippy replied stepping away from the door. Everypony else did the same.
When Flaky walked in she was surprised, it wasn't a huge party like everyone said it would be. It was small, quiet and it wasn't crowded with ponies.
“hi Flaky, Ah've been dyin to meet ya.” Apple bloom quickly greeted her.
Flaky laughed nervously and shook Apple bloom's hoof. She was surprised to see one of her old...acquaintances at the party. “Flippy how in the name of god did you get here?” she said in her normal scared voice.
“I'm the one who stopped Pinkie from throwing you a huge party with loud music and hundreds of ponies.” Flippy told her.
“hehe, thanks....i guess.” Flaky replied.
“it was no problem of his, he knew that you'd be scared outta yer mind if Pinkie threw ya a huge party like she did fer the others.” Applejack said. “oh, I'm Applejack by the way, nice to meet ya.”
Flaky laughed nervously and shook Applejack's hoof.
“excuse me, hello, my name is Fluttershy. I've been waiting to meet you all day long, you seem like a nice tree friend, nicer than the other two.” Fluttershy said.
“right here ya know, threw the party ya know!” Flippy said.
“oh, of course, sorry. Nicer than the squirrel.”
“S-splendid is here?” Flaky asked nervously.
“no, his name is Nutty, he's more hyper than Pinkie pie, I think he'd eat Sugarcube corner if he had the chance.” Fluttershy explained.
“hehe, good, Splendid is the one you wanna avoid.” Flaky said. A shiver ran through her spine. “he's killed so many...”
“calm down, he's not here.” Rainbow dash said from a few feet away. “anyways, you and Fluttershy seem to be good friends.”
“oh, yes, Flaky is the nicest one yet, and the most innocent.” Fluttershy said.
“i wonder who's coming next.” Flaky said.
“i hope it's not Shifty and Lifty, they're trouble wherever they go.” Flippy said.
“and you aren't?” Flaky said quietly.
“I'll have you know, I haven't killed anyone since I got here, which is two and a half weeks which is a new record for me.” Flippy said.
“you say that now....” Flaky said.
“hey, shut up, I threw this whole party, I could've just let them scare you to death, I didn't have to do this.” Flippy argued.
“that's how it starts and the next thing you know your organs are being harvested.” Flaky said.
“hey, do my eyes LOOK yellow?!” Flippy yelled.
“you can control your flip outs, that would explain everything.” Flaky argued quietly.
Flippy just rolled his eyes and looked away. “you have no idea, the pain I've been through.” he mumbled.
“ignore him, he's always like this, well, like this or stabbing people.” Flaky said.
“i dunno, he DID stop you from being scared half to death by Pinkie an the rest of ponyville.” Rainbow dash said. “and he's only Flipped out once in two and a half weeks, if he can control it, he's doing a darn good job.”
“she stabbed me in the eye when I as saving her from a car crash.” Flippy said, still looking away. “then I got hit by a truck that Lumpy was driving, splattered all over the street for trying to do a good deed, last time I do that again.”
“really, ya turned him into street pizza because he tried to SAVE you?” Rainbow dash said.
“i was scared out of my mind, he was using a brand new pocket knife and he doesn't use those for just anything.” Flaky said.
“give her a break Rainbow, I'm sure you would've done the same if you thought a serial killer was going to cut you.” Fluttershy defended Flaky.
“but I KNOW he isn't a killer! He had one incident and that was because Pinkie was pressuring him into using a knife!”
“Rainbow, I could take Tank away from you.” Fluttershy threatened.
“no, I'll be good.” Rainbow dash said.
“good.” Fluttershy said with a smile on her face.
“guys, as much as I would love to stay, I have to go find somewhere to live, plus, this is usually as long as I like to stay at a party.” Flaky said.
“oh, okay, but you could live with me.”
“I'd love to, you're the nicest pony here.”
Author's Note
i am not a fan of FxF, as you noticed, i will not edit the chapter to make it seem that i am.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter 4:the irresponsible
Chapter 4: The irresponsible
it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.
Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was reading a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.
Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, you might wanna hear this.” she said.
“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.
“another tree friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”
“what, them? The guy kills his son every two days, does he think coming here will change that?” Flippy said.
“kills his son, what do you mean?” Twilight asked.
“oh, not much. Just in Happy tree friends country you can die over and over and over and come back as much as you want, I don't know if it's the same for them here but Pop will be hoping when he kills his son again.” Flippy explained.
“i don't know whether to find that disturbing or fascinating.” Twilight said.
“oh, I guess it's both.” Flippy said.
“anyways, at least Spike has another kid to-”
“no, Cub is a baby, can't speak or anything, can't walk on two feet, Spike wouldn’t wanna play with him.” Flippy interrupted her.
“good to know.” Twilight said. “anyways, they'll be at the library in ten minutes, do you think it's clean enough?”
Flippy looked around. There were a few books on the floor but other than that it was clean. “yeah, it's gonna be fine.” he said.
“good.” Twilight said.
“just find the mop, there's gonna be a blood stain on the floor by the end of today, or maybe Cub will die at the party?” Flippy told her.
“you're pretty sure that Cub is gonna die again, huh?” Twilight asked.
Flippy nodded.
“well things are different in Ponyville.” Twilight explained.
“not all things, Cub always dies, no matter what, it's just like his hobby.” Flippy said.
“that's just wrong.”
“well that's the way it is.”
“you're insane.” Twilight told him.
“quite.” Flippy agreed nodding his head.
They sat there staring at each other for a while then there was a knock at the door. “come in!” Twilight said, trotting towards the door. As expected Pop and Cub walked in, well Cub crawled. “you must be the new tree friends.” Twilight said.
Pop nodded while Cub crawled over to one of the books that were lying on the ground. “pretty good.” Pop replied, nod paying a bit of attention to his son.
“you gonna get that?” Flippy asked Pop, pointing at Cub.
“oh, right, my son, I forgot he was coming.” Pop said, picking up Cub.
“maybe one of my friends could babysit him?” Twilight asked.
“no, he's fine with me.” Pop said.
“sure he is, says the guy who put a boat propeller to his sons face and turned it on!” Flippy shouted.
“my son was the one being cut by the propeller, I thought it was a fish.” Pop said.
“then you got him stuck in the sink and ripped him in half trying to get him out.” Flippy added.
“i remember that.” Pop said.
“and then you were mowing the lawn with a cheap mower and it threw a bunch of stuff at him, destroying his head!” Flippy told him.
“that one was an accident.” Pop said.
“only that one?” Flippy asked him.
“the others were me trying to help him.” Pop told him.
“you're a natural disaster.” Flippy said.
“i know you are but what am I?” Pop said childishly.
“WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP?!” Twilight yelled.
They both stared at her in astonishment then nodded their heads.
“thank you.” Twilight said in a friendly voice.
“she's the crazy one out of the six.” Flippy whispered.
“excuse me?!” Twilight screamed, glaring into Flippy's eyes. “i am NOT the crazy one, you two are, you stabbed two ponies and he's killed his son 100 times!”
“and I killed 50 other tree friends before I got here, if you wanna count that.” Flippy reminded her.
“what?!” Twilight said covering her mouth with a hoof.
“I'm so sorry, I thought you knew.” Flippy said.
“you are two of the craziest people I have EVER met!”
“i figured that out before I got here.” Flippy said. “wait, you know what people are?”
“Lyra told my about them once, you walk like them and act like them so I called you two people.” Twilight explained.
“what's a person?” Flippy asked. “I've only heard of them in fairy tales.”
“no time for that now, we have to find Pop and Cub a place to live.”
“you mean just Pop.” Flippy said.
“what?” Twilight asked.
“Cub got squashed by a book from you stomping your hoof on the ground, he won't be back until tomorrow.” Flippy explained.
Pop and Twilight looked over to where Cub was, Flippy was right, all that was left was a squashed baby under a book. “how did that happen? That's one of the heaviest books we have.” Twilight fretted.
“you stomped your hoof hard enough for Celestia to feel it, Twilight.” Flippy said.
~~~
a small rumbling shook the ground for a second. Celestia stopped reading one of Twilight's letters and looked around. “what in the name of Discord was that?” after saying this she shrugged and continued reading.
~~~
“nonsense.” Twilight said.
“either way, Cub is dead, he won't be back until this time tomorrow, so, try fixing that with a spell you wizard.” Flippy said.
“for the 30th time, I am a UNICORN, not a wizard.” Twilight explained.
“wizard sounds better, besides, I already have a unicorn and I don't wanna start calling her Twilight.” Flippy said.
“where?” Twilight asked.
“in my mind 'genius'.” Flippy said.
“um, excuse me, the door was open, what are you arguing about?” a small voice sounded from behind Twilight.
“oh, Fluttershy, just about Cub's death, not much.” Twilight told her.
“what, Cub died, but he was just a baby, he had his whole life ahead of him and-”
“relax Fluttershy, this happens to him every two days, he'll be back tomorrow.” Flippy interrupted her.
“oh, well, that's good, I guess, so you guys come back when you die?” Fluttershy asked.
“yep, once I was fighting Fliqpy, he shot some flutes at me, they hit Shifty and Lifty right in the through, they were back the next day.” Flippy explained.
“oh, who won?” Fluttershy asked.
“i won then got hit by a truck, I could bet you $100 The mole was driving it.” Flippy told her.
“that sounds awful.” Fluttershy said.
“it was, instead of being rid of him, I have to deal with him the VERY NEXT DAY!” Flippy confirmed.
“wait, wouldn't he come back anyways, since everypony else does?” Twilight asked.
“nope, he was technically me so I had to die for him to come back, and now he's back and my life sucks again.” Flippy explained.
“but, the whole point of this conversation was to confirm that Cub will be back tomorrow?” Twilight asked.
“yep, pretty pointless, I was gonna have you guys scared half to death by him because you thought he was dead.” Flippy said.
“what do we do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“just do what I always do, clean up the blood and hide the body, if anyone finds out, deny nothing.” Flippy said.
“sounds like a plan, I guess.” Twilight said before they all started cleaning up.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter 5:talk about eye candy
it was two weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging by who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles or Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”
“hey Flippy, could you help me with something?” Twilight asked.
“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”
“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.
“oh my god, with what?” Flippy asked.
“nothing major, just a cold.” Twilight told him.
“starts that way, then you wake up one day and you sneezed your nose off in your sleep.” Flippy mumbled.
“well, whatever you're talking about, Pinkie wants us to throw the party here, yes you have to help, you've been sitting in that chair like a slug for three weeks now.”
“hey, I've gotten up.” Flippy retorted.
“to get food and peanuts to throw at Pop and Cub when they visit to ask questions!” Twilight reminded him.
“oh yeah, well it's been a fun ride but I guess I have to put down this newspaper and pay attention to the world.” Flippy said.
“you're holding a sandwich.” Twilight told him.
“oh right, let me eat the rest of this real quick.”
“no time, give it to Spike.”
“but I'm hungry.”
“give it, now!” Twilight said using her magic to tug on the sandwich.
“you'll never take it alive!” Flippy said fighting back to keep the sandwich. In the end it ripped into pieces all over the floor. “look what you did.” Flippy said.
“get up, clean that up and help me get ready for the party!” Twilight yelled.
“never, you killed my sandwich, I only took one bite.” Flippy said darkly.
“what do I have to do, get a whip and whip your feet until you work?” Twilight asked.
“yes.” Flippy answered.
“that was a rhetorical question.” Twilight told him.
“well there was your rhetorical answer.” Flippy said.
Twilight thought for a moment then made the chair disappear. “help, now, I hope I don't have to do this to make you save somepony's life.”
“i can sit on sandwich crumbs, I can sit on anything.”
“why can't I make you do anything?” Twilight asked.
“the three possible people who are coming are three of my most frequent kills.”
“that explains a lot, well, a purple beaver is coming.”
“not face cake.” Flippy mumbled.
“huh?”
“that's one of the nicknames Fliqpy gave him, another one is eye candy.”
“may I ask why?”
“he lost his eye to a lollipop, that equals eye candy and face cake comes from Fliqpy cutting part of his face off with a cake cutter.”
there was a knock on the door followed by a voice saying “i can hear you Flippy, I've been knocking for five whole minutes, it's Eye Candy.”
“does this usually happen to you?” Twilight asked while she used her magic to open the door.
“yes, usually something like this at least.” Flippy answered.
“nice to meet you, talking horse, my name is Toothy, but you can call me whatever, I've gotten used to it.” Toothy said.
“hello, and my name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm a pony, not a horse.” Twilight introduced herself.
“do they have iPods in our country yet, Toothy?” Flippy asked.
“not yet, soon I hope, Cuddles won't shut up about how awesome they'll be.”
“well, Cuddles isn't here, he's on his skateboard somewhere.”
“sorry the party isn't set up, Flippy wouldn't stand up so we fought and you got here.” Twilight apologized to Toothy.
“no problem, I don't need a party but when Cuddles gets here he's gonna want Metallica playing on an open stage.”
“who?” Twilight asked.
“a band, or some other rock band.” Toothy answered.
“hey twilight......” Flippy said.
“yes?” Twilight asked annoyed.
“could we get Vinyl scratch in Cuddles party since there isn't a pony version of any rock bands?”
“alright, if she agrees to it.” Twilight told him.
“crap.” Toothy said
“what?” Flippy asked.
“i forgot my lollipop.”
“i could have Pinkie give you-” Twilight's sentence was interrupted by Flippy.
“NO! I don't wanna watch eye candy happen, I almost vomited from hearing about it.”
“it's just a lollipop, what's the danger?” Twilight asked.
“those things can rip your eyes out and throw them at a tree, they're more dangerous than rocks.”
“rock aren't dangerous.” Twilight argued.
“try telling that to Fliqpy, he's used them to kill before. Also, you should avoid movie theaters when I'm there, and camping trips, and burger restaurants, and..........everywhere.”
“how many kills do you have?” Twilight asked.
“and libraries.....at least 50.”
“Cuddles found a new game.” Toothy told them.
“he's always finding them, what's it called?” Flippy asked.
“Minecraft, it's this weird blocky thing, they have pretty awesome fan made songs but other than that I don't very much care for it....hey Flippy.”
“what?”
“Halo 4.”
“there’s a guy with 4 halo's over his head, even Giggles or Flaky couldn't pull that off.”
“no, it's another game Cuddles is obsessed with, you're like a space dude and you kill aliens, he has all the halo games, reach is his favorite.”
“you know, I think instead of having a party we're just gonna play his video games with him for hours.” Flippy said.
“very likely, but I really do need a lollipop.” Toothy said.
“go to Sugarcube corner, they always have spare candy.” Twilight said.
“it ain't that easy Twilight, Toothy's a tree friend, he could die from anything, even a papercut.” Flippy told her.
“then how come no tree friends except Cub have died yet?” Twilight asked.
“give it time, I probably won't die though, I have a brain.”
“and knives, grenades and a parachute. Don't you only have 2 confirmed deaths?” Toothy asked.
“something close to that, the only ones who have died less than me are Cro marmot, Splendid and Lumpy.”
“i could just use a spell to get you a lollipop, why didn't I think of that?” Twilight said.
“do it, I'm hungry and I like lollipops.” Toothy said.
Twilight's horn glowed and then there was a lollipop in Toothy's hand.
“don't run with it.” Flippy warned.
“I'm in a library, why would I run?” Toothy said walking around licking the lollipop. After a few moments, he tripped on a book.
“not again, freaking, books, I thought Spike cleaned.” Flippy said.
“Toothy stood up and tried to pull the lollipop out of his eye. “halp!”
“no.” Flippy said flatly.“where is Twilight's slave when you need him?”
“i can use my magic.” Twilight suggested.
“no, more pain than normal.” Flippy said.
Finally Toothy pulled the lollipop out of his eye. It flew out and landed on the highest bookshelf. “ow, why is no one HELPING ME?!”
“you'll be back buddy, trust me, you will.” Flippy said.
“you both are morons, I swear to celestia.” Twilight said.
“why am I not flipped?” Flippy asked the air.
“help, for god sakes, it hurts!!!” Toothy screamed.
“screw it, I'm done with this s@$%.” Flippy said, climbing the bookshelf.
“i can feel my brain!” Toothy screamed.
“just a second.” Flippy said, pulling out a bowie knife.
“w- what are you doing?” Toothy asked.
Flippy didn't reply. After a few moments an ear piercing scream was heard. Flippy had cut off Toothy's eye. “done, get the rest out at the hospital.”
“c- couldn't you j- just cut the rest out?” Toothy asked.
“you do it, I don't wanna be splattered with eye blood.” Flippy said.
“but I don't wanna, it hurts!” Toothy argued.
“it's gonna hurt more if you don't cut the rest off.” Flippy told him.
“okay, give me a bowie knife.” Toothy said.
“here.” Flippy said, throwing it at him.
Toothy caught it by the handle and cut the rest of his eye out of the socket, all that remained was a bleeding hole.
“there, that wasn't so bad, was it?” Flippy asked.
“yes it was, it still is!” Toothy screamed.
“do you wanna be put out of your misery or live without an eye until you kill yourself?” Flippy asked.
“i wanna live, I hate death, I have to experience it every week!” Toothy said.
“okay, well plug up your socket or you might bleed out.” Flippy told him.
Toothy nodded and plugged up his eye socket with a wash cloth.
“now keep that there until the bleeding stops.”
My little pony:tree friends are magic
It was 6:30 in the morning, Applejack just woke up and was watching the sun rise, soon Big Macintosh and her would buck apples off trees like they did every day. Apple bloom was going to have her friends over to see what they could do to earn their cutie marks.
“big sis, the roof is falling apart again.” Apple bloom said.
“it ain't just the roof, it's the whole dang barn.” Applejack replied. “ah wish there was somepony who knew how to fix it.”
“well, why don't ya have Flippy fix it, he has hands, and tools and experience.” Apple bloom said.
“it ain't that easy, he can't build, he uses knives, remember his welcoming party? He stabbed two ponies.” Applejack said.
“well do something, a piece of wood hit me in the head this morning.” Apple bloom said. “maybe Filthy rich can pay for it.”
“no, he only cares for himself, plus, doesn't Diamond tiara live with him?” Applejack asked.
“yeah.” Apple bloom said.
“we'll do something, don't worry your little head.”
~~~
Twilight and Spike were sorting books in the library, Flippy was picking book off the floor. They had decided to clean the library since it was getting so messy.
“so, Twilight, how long is this gonna take?” Spike asked, placing a large book on a shelf.
“as long as it needs to.” Twilight replied.
“well I think we could've lived another day without cleaning, I knew I should've moved to Sugarcube corner.” Flippy complained. “this was the first time I got to relax in months.”
“stop complaining, if we work hard it'll be done soon.” Twilight told him.
“well, later I'm gonna visit Sweet apple Acres to see how the barn is holding up.”
~~~
Applejack was bucking apples with Big Macintosh. There were a lot of trees full of apples and it was almost afternoon.
“Apple bloom, what are we gonna do to get our cutie marks today?” Scootaloo asked.
“ah dunno, there's nothin to do, we've tried everything.” Apple bloom replied.
“we could do a scavenger hunt?” Sweetie belle suggested.
“maybe, but what would we-” Apple bloom was cut off by the barking of Winona.
“what is it girl?” Applejack asked, pausing from apple bucking. Winona didn't stop barking, in fact her barking got louder and she began growling. Applejack trotted over to her dog. Winona was growling at a tree friend, it wasn't one Applejack had seen before though. It was an orange beaver with a light orange belly wearing a hard hat and a belt with tools. And...it had no hands.
“hello, could you get your dog?” he asked.
Applejack herded Winona away and looked at the beaver. “what brings ya to these parts stranger?” she asked.
“well, my neighborhood has gotten out of control so I decided to move, Fliqpy said this place was terrible so I thought it had to be good.” the beaver explained.
“ya know Flippy, and that alter ego of his? That explains a lot.” Applejack said.
“wait, I just noticed, your barn doesn't look so good....” the beaver said.
“it's been fallin apart for months now, I can't find anyone willing to fix it for a low price.” Applejack explained.
“I'll work for free if you pay me $100 in advance.” the beaver said.
“how about I pay you nothing and keep you as a slave?” Applejack asked.
“alright, maybe for a week, I don't know where I am, I'm Handy by the way.”
"i know, that's why I'm hiring you." Applejack said.
"no, that's my name." The beaver told her.
Apllejack chuckled. "whatever you say, i might just call you beaver, 'cause you sure don't look like you have any hands."
Handy put on an irritated face. "why is that the first thing everyone says to me?"
"'cause it's true, Sugarcube." Applejack told him.
Handy would've facepalmed, but he had no hands, which angered him further. "sometimes, i wish there was more discord in the world." he muttered.
"Discord, now why'd you want more of him, he creates chaos." Applejack asked.
"there's a guy named Discord?....might have to look him up after i fix your barn."
then there was a purple flash in between Applejck and Handy, and Twilight was there with Flippy. "why did you bring me Twilight, i told you i wanted to- OMG, HANDY, IT'S YOU!" Flippy said, hugging Handy. "i thought I'd never see you again."
"can't....breath....gonna.....die....."
"i know you're glad to see me, buddy." Flippy said.
Handy's eyes and head were taking a bubble shape and he was making choking noises.
"let go of him, he has to do hard labor." Applejack ordered.
"fine, fine." Flippy said, letting go of Handy.
Handy gasped for breath.
"get to work, i ain't paying you nothin for nothin." Applejack said.
Handy sighed and walked towards the barn, he worked in the background while the others talked.
"so what brings you two here?" Applejack asked.
"we need apples, were running low." Twilight explained.
"take as much as ya need, i have over 9000." Applejack told them.
when they left with 50 apples the barn was fixed and Handy was admiring his work.
"hmmm, i think we may have to keep you for a while, the barn hasn't looked this good since i was a little filly." Applejack told him.
"eyup." Big Macintosh said, he was next to Applejack.
"alright, where do i sleep?" Handy asked.
"well, if i was a responsible big sister, I'd tell you to take the creepy empty room, but, since I'm not, you can sleep in Applebloom's room." Applejack answered.
"thanks, no problem." Handy replied.
Author's Note
if you know the htf characters, then it would be appriciated if you comment on who's next. I'm debating between Disco bear and Cuddles.(don't let his name fool you)
My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter seven:the one that started it all
it was 5 weeks after Lammy and Mr. pickles were officially the two most feared people in ponyville(maybe equestria) and(big surprise) another tree friend was coming. it was Cuddles. he was bringing all his video games and rock CD's. Cuddles thought he was the most superior because he was the first to move into the tree friend town. "well, i guess I'm superior now, because I'm the first tree friend to move HERE." Flippy thought. "well, there is Spike, but i don't think he's a tree friend, all of us are mammals, he's a reptile, of course Sneaky was a reptile, curse you Operation Tiger bomb." Flippy was lost in thought, Cuddles would be here soon. "Sneaky was a lizard, and I've heard people call Spike lizard, but he doesn't have our eyes, of course he's not a tree friend....hmm, if out eyes had color, what would they be? mine would be blue, Giggles would be pink...."
then the doorbell rang. Twilight opened it with her magic. it was Cuddles. he was carrying an Xbox360, a PS3, a PC and a radio. he also had a bunch of games and a cooler filled with soda and beer.
"pack much?" Flippy said sarcastically.
"oh, shut up, you're not really one to talk." Cuddles said angrily.
"someone isn't in a good mood."
"well, some of my favorite video games were stolen, so of course I'm in a bad mood."
"stolen huh?.....TWILIGHT, GET OUT HERE, I HAVE A JOB FOR YOUR LAZY SELF!" Flippy screamed.
Twilight came into the room. "what do you want?"
"Cuddles stuff was stolen and i wanna find it so he won't be a jerk to everybody, I'm sure you know a tracking spell that would help us." Flippy replied.
"well, i do but it takes a lot of energy."
"well, use it!"
Twilight sighed. she enveloped Cuddles in her magic and used the tracking spell. then she walked outside. "when i get back, please don't just snatch them....."
"she can't tell me what to do." Cuddles muttered.
"she's one of the most powerful ponies here, only below the princesses, i think she can." Flippy said.
"whatever." Cuddles said, rolling his eyes.
~~~
(hours later)
Cuddles just snatched them from her and ran to his Xbox360, which he already set up. "watch me play." he said.
Flippy, Twilight and Spike at down and watched him play Skyrim. it was a first person game so you couldn't see his character. he was carrying a war axe and he sarted chasing a fox. "come back fox friend!" he said, before slicing it and killing it.(it doesn't show any insides or anything, the fox stays in one piece) then he picked up the dead fox and carried it around. when a wolf or anything attacked him he would throw Fox friend at it and say "go Fox friend, use your foxish powers!" then kill the enemy and pick Fox friend back up. soon he got bored and handed the others controllers and popped in Halo reach. he let them create their Spartans and then he put on Forge mode.(where you build and fight each other. there are two things you can do, be a human and fight or walk around, or be a tiny round floating robot called a forgebot and build) Spike's noble was purple and green, but in forge you can only be one color, he picked green. Twilight was purple and Flippy, since green was taken, purple was taken and yellow was taken, picked blue. it took a while for them to get used to the controls. well, Flippy was used to them because he and Cuddles would play all the time before he came here. Twilight, since she has hooves, used her magic. Flippy was driving in his newly spawned Ghost(pic below) when Cuddles hijacked him.
Flippy chased after him, and got shot to death. then Spike spawned a Banshee(pic below) and shot Cuddles to death. they all laughed, except Cuddles, he wanted to punch Spike in the face, but he didn't.
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after a few more hours of playing they put the game away and decided Cuddles would live in their attic.
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My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter eight:Ain't no party like a Disco Bear pary
Cuddles was playing Skyrim while Flippy watched. he was carrying Fox friend to a village. then the doorbell rang. they both jumped and Cuddles hit someone with his knife. they ignored it while he got murdered by the townsfolk.
"party at Pinkie's place at 8:30, everyone be there." Disco bear said then closed the door.
"I'm not going there when i could be stalking Pewdiepie on YouTube." Cuddles said.
"Pewdiepie is so overrated." Flippy said, rolling his eyes. "besides, you're not using the only laptop, I'm gonna stalk Tobygames."
"my fluffy yellow tail you are!" Cuddles threatened. "Toby sucks, he has NO sense of humor AT ALL."
"Pewdie is worse, he jokes about rapes and thats about it, whats there to like?" Flippy asked harshly.
"Pewdie does much more than that, take it back you little mother-" Cuddles couldn't finish because Twilight came in.
"what in the name of Celestia is going on?!" she asked.
the two screamed at each other unintelligible stuff.
"SHUT UP! " Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs.
Flippy and Cuddles looked at her in a stupor. "he said Pewdie is stupid..." Cuddles said, pointing a finger at Flippy.
"he said Toby sucks." Flippy said, pointing at Cuddles.
"i can't choose sides, it'll just make it worse, now it's 8:25, if you don't leave now we'll be late."
Flippy and Cuddles grumbles but followed her to Sugarcube corner. it was decorated in a Disco fashion. there was even a DJ and a dance floor. Vinyl scratch, of course, was the DJ. Flippy and Cuddles just wondered around and looked at everything.
"is it always like this?" Cuddles asked, never having visited before.
"no, it's usually just a party..." Flippy replied.
then Derpy flied over and accidentally spilled red punch on Flippy's jacket. "oops, my bad." she said like she did in her only speaking appearance.
Flippy didn't hear, he was in a daze, he thought it was blood, he flipped out and pulled out a knife, pointed it at Cuddles. "Pewdie sucks, Crazy is best." he said in a demon-like voice that sounded like a low growl.
"who?" Cuddles asked with a voice mixed with fear and anger.
"Crazyshootin is better than Pewdie and Toby. he is funnier and smarter, they don't have anything on him." Fliqpy growled.
"Crazy has nothing on Pewds, Pewdie plays almost everything, even annoying games like Cat Mario." Cuddles argued.
"Pewdie is too ignorant to even play MineCraft. Crazy did that, he also made a Trolling the monster special of Amnesia."
"Pewdie made a Stephano's house special!"
"for only one episode, Crazy made a whole series ."
"well, Pewdie does Fridays with Pewdiepie and play more games than Crazy. like Black snow, Heavy rain, Fahrenheit, Walking dead. Crazy doesn't come close. and Pewdie plays with people, like Cry and Morfar." Cuddles was getting mad, nobody had the right to insult Pewdie so coldly!
"Crazy plays QWOP, Idiot test, Smash your PC. has Pewdie played any of that?"
Cuddles then lunged at Fliqpy and punched him in the face, Fliqpy dropped his knife, Cuddles pinned Fliqpy down on a table.
Fliqpy then grabbed a cake cutter and stabbed Cuddles in the wrist. blood squirted out. Fliqpy then lashed out and made a scar across Cuddles' face from between the eyes down to the chin in a strait line. then he made X's on Cuddles' pink cheeks.
Cuddles didn't give up. even though he had blood coming from from his wrist, cheeks and the middle of his face, he stood his ground. he picked up a Barbecue fork and held it like a sword.
Fliqpy abandoned the cake cutter and picked up a steak knife. the two clashes knives for a while, cutting each other a few times.
when they stopped Cuddles had more cuts across his face and one on his chest.
Fliqpy had a few shallow cuts on his forehead. "i never lose." he said before plunging the steak knife into Cuddles' shoulder and taking the barbecue fork and stabbed Cuddles in the chest, not deep enough to kill him though.
then Cuddles pulled the fork out of his chest, causing mortal wounds and bleeding and before he died he stabbed Fliqpy in the head, hitting his brain.
Fliqpy fell to the ground. he fell head first, so the fork hit the ground and cut open his skull, exposing his brain. both him and Cuddles were dead, all because they wanted to prove which YouTube star is better, and yet I've seen stupider excuses to kill people.
Author's Note
leave in the comments who YOU think is better. Tobygames, Crazyshootin or Pewdiepie. i think Pewds. :) and if i offended any, sorry, it was for the story, I'm a fan of all of them. please correct me if i got any of the details about the gamers wrong.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
it was 3 weeks since Disco bear had came to Ponyville, he lived with Pinkie along with Nutty. Flippy and Cuddles were alive again, but they made sure to avoid each other so the fight didn't happen again, and by "avoid" i mean Cuddles plays video games all day while Flippy lives with Rarity. other than that, everything was normal.
Flippy was having breakfast with Rarity. they were sipping tea and eating pancakes and eggs that would make a professional chef stare in awe. Flippy kept looking out the window expecting Cuddles to be standing there with a chainsaw, and by that i mean he would constantly watch the windows and door and take breaks to eat food.
"anything wrong, dear?" Rarity asked.
Flippy dragged his gaze from the window next to the table and looked at her. "everything is fine, except the fact that there's a homicidal bunny trying to kill me over a fight about gamers." he replied casually.
"he's just playing games, he wants to scare you. if he is watching you would want to turn your attention away from him, it will annoy him and he will go away." Rarity told him, but he wasn't convinced.
~~~
"yeah, you have. you haven't eaten anything yet, and Twilight made carrot soup with waffles." Spike replied.
"she was trying to get me downstairs with my favorite food? crap, it's cold now, isn't it?"
"no, she only made it 5 minutes ago. she left 2 minutes ago."
"thank god." Cuddles said, looking out the window. "when will he come to murder me is my second question...."
"what?" Spike asked.
"Flippy, we killed each other before over which gamer is best, he's always the first one to make a move. i just can't shake off the feeling that something bad is gonna happen...."
then there was a knock at the door. Spike answered it. it was The mole, but Cuddles was the only one to recognize him. Spike stared up at his face, he didn't really have much of a confused expression like you would expect when a stranger knocks on your door and just stares into space. he had more of a "why do you get sunglasses and and a turtleneck and i get to clean the library" kind of look. he didn't know The Mole was blind and mute, he just thought he was stupid.
"what are you doing here?" Cuddles asked."go to Fluttershy, maybe she can give you some eyes."
The mole just kept his poker face.
Spike stared at Cuddles like he was stupid, because he had never met a blind animal or really heard of them, being blind, deaf or mute was so rare in Equiestria that almost everyone forgot that it could happen.
"what? he doesn't have eyes. or a brain for that matter...." Cuddles said.
"what are you talking about?" Spike asked.
"that mole, he's blind, and mute, and half deaf." Cuddles explained.
"wow, a lot of problems for one guy." Spike commented.
"yeah, i guess. I've seen worse problems...." Cuddles said, his mind wondering to Flippy again. he could almost see his flesh being ripped and blood and entrails spilling over the floor of the library. the thought made him shiver, but he couldn't get his mind off the subject. after a while of thinking of all the advanced ways he could be killed and tortured, he eventually lost his appetite. he sat The mole down at his chair and left the library. sitting and waiting would do nothing to change his fate. he had to strike first.
he was walking fast and occasionally hopped. he was a rabbit. it made traveling faster. then he froze in his tracks. where would Flippy have gone? Dash's place was the first thought. it didn't take him long to see the flaw in that. "what about Pinkie's place?" he wondered aloud. he crossed that off the list as well. Pinkie was too hyperactive. Applejack? no. Handy was there and any other tree friends of course meant he might flip out. then it hit him. Rarity's palace! there was no better place for him. Cuddles chuckled darkly. blood would spill on the dresses, and it wouldn't be his.
~~~
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My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter 10: Stealing the world
it was a day after The mole had shown up. Flippy had moved back into the library, sick of hearing the sewing machine running at night. he, Cuddles, twilight and her five friends were at a picnic. the others were talking but Flippy and Cuddles weren't listening. they were arguing over Toby and Pewdie. again. "Toby at least has the decency to not embarrass himself." Flippy argued.
"well at least Pewdiepie has a sense of humor!" Cuddles retorted.
"well at least Toby plays more games!"
"Pewdie actually has a life, unlike Toby."
"what does he do?"
"spends time with his friends and spends time deciding the best games."
"what friends?"
"his girlfriend, Cry, his dog, Morfar..."
"he only has four friends? what a loser!"
"his Bros count as friends too, and he has millions of them! he visits with them almost every day!"
"i bet most of his 'bros' are actually trolls."
"people don't subscribe to troll. he knows, he's on the top subscribers list."
"Toby probably is too!"
"will you two shut up?!" Twilight yelled at them. "this argument is getting really old."
Rainbow dash rolled her eyes. "Twilight, twilight, twilight. you'll never understand. YouTubers are a sensitive subject."
"which side are you on?" Cuddles asked.
"Pewdiepie of course! he's almost too funny for his own good!" Dash answered.
"well I think this 'Pewdiepie' is vulgar! " Rarity exclaimed.
"Aw, c'mon Rarity! lighten up!." Applejack chuckled. "Pewdiepie's funny."
"if by 'funny' you mean 'horrid' then yes, he is funny!" Rarity said.
"hey, Cuddles! the basket is gone." Flippy told him.
Cuddles looked around. "oh my god, it is. must've been the ants. I've heard Sniffles' stories."
there was laughing in the distance. Flippy suddenly realized. "oh my god, not them. why them?!"
"who?" Cuddles asked.
"these raccoons, Shifty and Lifty. tried to rob me once in the past, won't try that again." he explained.
"i know them. they stole my mouse." Cuddles said darkly. "and my video games."
"oh yeah. when you came here all angry because of lost games it must've been them." Flippy realized.
"well, they're stealing from us now, why don't i just aim a gun at you and throw you at them?" Cuddles asked.
"it doesn't work that way, i have to not expect it." Flippy explained.
then Shifty and Lifty jumped out of a bush and tied Flippy up in chains that they stole from Applejack(don't ask) and gagged him with a towel that they stole from Lyra then aimed pocket knives at his face, that they stole from Pinkie.
"hey, mah chains!." Applejack exclaimed.
"my supplies!" Pinkie said.
"supplies for what?" Cuddles asked.
"nothing, bakery business." Pinkie answered nervously.
"did you expect that?" Shifty asked Flippy.
"bet you didn't, and you can't escape because we're not using rope this time!" Lifty finished. they both shuddered at the memory of last time they tried to rob Flippy.
"the cookie of all things..." Shifty muttered.
"look, i know you want to get away with this, but it's not gonna happen." Flippy told them, un-flipped.
"how the?...." Lifty muttered. "wait, that's a good thing."
"i got his wallet." Shifty said, holding a wallet literally stuffed with 1000 dollar bills.
"wow, you are freaking rich ." they both said at once. then they laughed at high fived.
"that's not how you do it, guys." Cuddles told them, then Brofisted them. "do it right or next time I'll brofist your faces!"
they heard growling from Flippy, angrier than when he normally flips out. they looked towards him, his flipped yellow eyes had red glints in them and he looked more savage than ever. "NO BROFISTING! " he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Cuddles backed away with tiny eyes and ears laid back. "please don't kill me." he said in a squeaky voice.
"how did you get the gag off?" Lifty asked.
"i ate it." Fliqpy answered. "now, Cuddles, i thought i made it clear last time, I. HATE PEWDIEPIE!"
"b-but you're Fliqpy, you love jokes like his." Cuddles told him.
"i do, what kind of jokes does he make, I've just been listening to Flippy about how crappy he is."
"to keep this friendly for any kids nearby, i can't tell you, but you can watch on my Ipod."
Fliqpy grabbed it with his mouth. Pewdiepie was already playing.
~~~
"i know...."
~~~
when the video was over Fliqpy didn't even look angry like he usually did, he had a normal smile, he looked so normal that if he didn't have yellow eye you would think he wasn't flipped. "could you untie me now? I'm getting a back cramp?"
that qquestion was more shocking to the others than Pewdie's video, for two reasons.
1.he NEVER is nice to ANYONE except Jeff, Smile dog, Slendy and any other Creepypasta characters.
2.he usually growls all his words, but now his voice sounded almost normal.
this scared Shifty and Lifty more than when he was in rage mode they untied him quick as possible then ran. they didn't even pick up any stolen goods.
"wonder where they're gonna live. "Cuddles wondered aloud.
"anywhere is fine by me, as long as they don't bring Lumpy here." the growl was back in Fliqpy's voice when he said "Lumpy".
"oh well, as long as we all unite, if Lumpy comes, we can kill him. permanently ." Cuddles told him.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
Fliqpy was watching Pewdiepie on Cuddles' iPod. he was in the middle of the 50th Happy wheels video when the iPod was snatched by a purple aurora. "Twilight! " he growled. "give me iPod or i swear to god i will kill you!"
"no, you've been sitting in that chair for 5 weeks watching Pewdiepie. you need a break!" Twilight argued.
Fliqpy got up and pulled two knives out of his coat pocket and put another knife in his mouth. right before she got decapitated a blue blur swooped in and lifted her off the ground. when the blur stopped moving and floated he could see it wad Splendid.
"crap, this guy is more dangerous than me." Fliqpy laughed, then sat down with a bag of popcorn and a soda.
"oh crap! he's more dangerous than you are!" Cuddles exclaimed, jumping in the air and snatching the iPod from Twilight. "save away." he said, handing the iPod back to Fliqpy.
Splendid grabbed twilight by the horn and flew into the sky, breaking part of the roof."you're safe now." he told her.
"put me down!" she screamed at him. he dropped her and she landed flat on her face.
Fliqpy laughed hard at this, he then threw popcorn at her.
"What is wrong with you guys?" Twilight asked.
Fliqpy didn't answer, but threw his soda at her as she was standing up, it hit her right in the horn, and knocked her on her back from how hard he threw it.
Twilight gave as little of a reaction as she could, knowing she'd probably get a chair or something thrown at her.
Fliqpy was about to throw his whole bag of popcorn at her, then Splendid stole it and accidentally dropped it on Twilight. It was still fresh with almost boiling butter.
"What was that for?!" Twilight screamed, wiping the butter off of her.
"Do i look like I know?" Fliqpy asked, surprisingly serious.
Twilight tried to use her magic to clean up the popcorn, except it hurt her horn to do magic. She looked up at it and saw a small crack where the can hit her. At first, she was impressed. Unicorn horns were one of the strongest, if not the strongest, bones a pony could have, and most couldn't be harmed by something being thrown, unless it was something very heavy. Then, She was mad, very mad. Horns were hard to fix, mainly because Doctors rarely had to fix them, and hadn't bought very many things to fix them. She wanted to beat Fliqpy senseless, but She just ran towards ponyville hospital as fast as she could.
"What's her problem?" Splendid asked.
Fliqpy shrugged, not wanting to deal with any more insanity that wasn't his own. He looked around, wanting to go outside, but not knowing what he wanted to do. Then he thought of Pinkies cupcakes. "Hmm, maybe she needs help finding new....ingredients ." He thought with a creepy smile and chuckle. "How much longer can i keep this up though, Flippy is gonna want control back, and it's not like I can defeat him." He shrugged again, not really caring if he fought for his life or not.
"Wanna go get milkshakes?" Splendid asked, satisfied with his day of what he thought was saving people.
Fliqpy nodded, he hadn't drank anything in a while, two weeks to be exact, and being in control of the body meant having to keep it alive. He had no idea how he was alive now, but then he remembered where he was from and got his mind off the subject.
"Can i come?" Cuddles asked.
"No! Go find your own insane person!" Fliqpy said, before running away with Splendid.
"I'll see if Rarity wants a milkshake." Cuddles said to himself.
~~~
"Think fast." Splendid said, stealing Fliqpys milkshake. He flew up high, dodging about 5 knives, then dropped the milkshake back on Fliqpys head. He flew back down when he was sure it was safe.
"Did anyone die while I was gone?" Flippy asked, ignoring the fact that his head was covered in milkshake.
"No, but you broke the purple ones horn." Splendid answered.
"Where do you live?" Flippy asked.
"With the rainbow pony." Splendid replied.
"That makes sense." Flippy said.
"Well, That was the whole reason I came here, so bye." Splendid said, handing Flippy his milkshake before flying off.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
Chapter 12:chaos is magic part 1
"For the 1000th time Twilight, It wasn't me who broke your horn." Flippy was arguing with Twilight about when Fliqpy made a crack in her horn.
"It technically was. It was done in your body using your hands." Twilight argued.
"Like I told you before, Don't you ever say that I'm the same person as it ."
"Well, science says that you two are the same." Twilight told him.
"Well, if science is right, then how did Fliqpy try to kill me?" Flippy asked.
"It's all in your head." Twilight explained.
"yeah, that totally explains why my eyes change color and my teeth turn sharp." Flippy retorted.
Twilight was about to explain more when she heard Spike burp.
"Here Twilight." He said, handing her a letter from Celestia.
Dear Twilight Sparkle You need to come to Canterlot Castles as fast as possible Bring your friends, It's an emergency. Only The Elements of Harmony can solve it.
Sincerely, Princess Celestia.
Twilight stood up immediately and trotted to get her friends.
Flippy read the letter that was sent, then chased after .Twilight, also making time to get his own friends.
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"You know that we're not bringing you, right?" Twilight asked.
"No choice, plus, I could actually be useful for once." Flippy told her.
"Did you forget what happened at your welcoming party? and Disco bears party?"
"I didn't forget, but, we're not going to a party." Flippy pointed out.
"That won't stop you, don't forget, I was your first victim." Toothy told him.
"I remember that. At least you died quickly."
"What in tarnation are they talkin 'bout?" Applejack asked.
"I would explain, but, Canterlot would be destroyed by the time I was done." Flippy told her.
"We should get going." Twilight said.
"I'm not going." Flaky decided.
"Eh, she can't fight anyways." Flippy said.
"Well, neither can I, plus, The barn roof needs to be fixed again." Handy said before walking away.
"Anyone else?" Flippy asked.
The others shook their heads, Toothy actually wanted to see what they had to do and Cuddles was just bored.
"Good." The group of creatures started walking to the train station.
~~~
"You remember Discord?" She asked. "Well, he's who you have to stop."
All the ponies looked shocked, the Tree friends looked bored. "And?" Cuddles asked.
"Discord is the biggest problem Equestria has ever had." Fluttershy explained.
"You have the elements, right?" Twilight asked.
Celestia nodded. "And I put a spell on the so Discord can't take them this time."
"Elements?" Cuddles said. "We don't need elements, we need weapons ."
Toothy nodded in agreement, not really sure if weapons were safe around them.
"Well, I can't use a weapon. Insane, remember?" Flippy pointed out.
"Oh yeah, I forgot." Cuddles said, as innocently as he could.
"He's outside, it's already raining and he's waiting for you." Celestia explained, after giving them the elements.
"Thanks." Twilight said as they walked away.
AS they stepped outside in to Canterlot gardens the tree friends all wore looks of confusion. It really was raining. It wasn't normal rain though. It was chocolate milk rain.
"It's like a dream, no, a nightmare! No, that one time I pulled out my eye with a lollipop! No, wait, it's-"
"We get it." Cuddles said, interrupting Toothy.
"Well, if it isn't my pony friends." They heard someone say.
Flippy looked up and saw a creature that was seemingly mixed with everything. "You're Discord I guess, or are you just some crazy guy standing in chocolate milk rain?"
"I see you guys also have new friends." Discord commented, not really caring about the tree friends.
"They're not our friends, or at least the green one isn't." Twilight told him.
"Aww, but he's the cutest one, not my style, but cute nonetheless."
Flippy sighed. "You won't think I'm cute when he stabs your face in." He mumbled.
"But, there's nothing here to flip you out." Cuddles told him.
"Dang it, that's true." Flippy said disappointed, actually wanting Fliqpy to come out.
"I bet you don't even own any weapons, let alone a knife." Discord said. It was obvious that he was trying to get Flippy mad.
"Yeah, just wait, nothing can beat Fliqpy once he starts." Flippy challenged. "Cuddles, say something about the war."
"But i don't wanna die again." Cuddles thought this whole argument was stupid, plus, if Flippy did flip out he knew everyone would be dead by the end of the day.
"Remember that one time I worked at a library and Fliqpy didn't kill Flaky because she wasn't being loud?" Flippy asked.
"Read it in the paper."
"It'll be like that, except the enemy will be as dumb as Lumpy."
All the tree friends froze at the mention of the blue moose.
"No! no! Do not fight someone as dumb as him! You'll die! Even Fliqpy can't kill him!" Toothy panicked, remembering all the times Flippy had died at the hands of Lumpy.
Flippy realized how many times he had died because of Lumpy and immediately changed his mind. "Don't you dare say anything."
Discord laughed. "You know what, I like you three, You entertain me."
"Shut up, you're almost as bad as Fliqpy, your attitude that is." Flippy was getting very annoyed with this creature.
"Hm, a fighter, I guess two can play at that game." Discord said, stealing Flippys hat.
This was where he had crossed the line. Flippy pulled out two knives, looking angrier than they had ever seen him. "I swear, if you put one scratch on that hat I will stab you so badly that you'll be tasting blood until your funeral." They didn't know it, but that hat had belonged to Flippys best friend during the war, Sneaky. He had kept the hat, needing something to remember him. He had sworn to get rid of anyone who thought it was a good idea to mess with it.
This just made Discord laugh more. "What, you afraid I'll harm the hat you bought last week at the thrift store?"
At this point Flippy was too mad to do anything but swing his knives. He was a lot shorter than Discord, so he mostly just cut his ankles. He was eventually kicked away. He crashed into Twilight. He didn't try to get closer. He just smiled and pulled out a grenade.
"What are you gonna do with that, throw it? Even if you did, I am Discord, I am chaos itself, I could summon just about anything to protect myself."
"Who crapped in their cereal?" Cuddles asked.
"Chrysalis, she threw me against a wall and set me free." Discord explained.
"Then shouldn't you be grateful?" Twilight asked.
"I should, but then she nearly killed me for no reason, I thought chaos would help me feel better, then you guys showed up." He looked at the ponies when he said the last part.
"Honestly, how are you the biggest threat in Equestria? All you do is make it rain chocolate." Cuddles asked.
"Because this." Discord said, poking Cuddles in the forehead.
Cuddles turned grayish and looked even more bored than earlier. "I hate video games, and the internet, it's useless and boring and has no point to it."
Flippy dropped the grenade and sat shocked for a moment. "What did you do to him?"
"Rock music also sucks, it's loud and irritating and it hurts my ears." Cuddles said.
"hmm, I like him better this way. Tell you what, gimme back my hat and we'll leave you to do your business." Flippy tried to bargain with Discord.
"You mean, you don't mind the chaos?" Discord asked.
"As long as i have my hat and an average amount of sanity, I'll be fine." Flippy answered.
"Good." Discord said, giving the hat back and poking Flippy on the nose.
Flippy turned grayish also and looked angry. "Why is this hat on my head, i hate it." He said, throwing the hat on the ground and stomping on it. "I wish the war was still going on so i could kill people without anyone caring."
"And skateboarding is awful, you can kill me before getting me on a skateboard." Cuddles complained.
"Hmm, if Flippy is like that, then what's Fliqpy like?" Toothy wondered.
"You won't get away with this!" Twilight shouted.
Discord rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and disappeared.
The ponies thought he found a good hiding spot, but little did they know, he was actually hiding somewhere in ponyville.
My little pony:tree friends are magic
chapter 6:lamb in the slaughter
It was a month after Handy came, the Apple's barn looked Shiny. but this chapter takes place at the library. Flippy was being lazy(as usual) sitting in his chair. thankfully, the library didn't need to be cleaned. so, they were all being lazy.
"Twilight, why's there a pickle in the fridge?" Spike asked.
"what, i don't know. i only buy Cucumbers." Twilight replied.
"did you say.....pickle?" Flippy asked.
"yeah, what about it?" Spike asked.
"...RUN! NO WAIT, DON'T RUN! WAIT, PANIC!!!!"
"what?" Twilight asked, confused.
"wh-wh-where i-is th-the p-pickle?"
"on the counter, wh-, wait wasn't it in the fridge a second ago?" Spike replied, baffled.
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flippy screamed.
"it's just a-"
Twilight was interrupted by Flippy. "NO IT'S NOT! CALL THE COPS!"
then the pickle was next to Twilight, right by one of her front hooves.
then there was a knock at the door.
Twilight opened it with magic. it was Lammy.
"oh, there you are Mr. pickles." she said, picking the pickle off the floor. then it was on Spike's head. with a top hat, eyes and a mustache.
"okay......now i believe you...." Twilight said.
then it started choking Spike(it also has arms and legs, maybe i should've said that)
Lammy dragged it away. it had a needle and stabbed her hand then ran off.
Lammy chased after him. he was much faster than her though. while he was running he threw a needle in Bonbons eye, DT's foot, Roseluck's flank and Flaky's neck, she died.(but will be back) then Lammy caught him. "why don't i just put you in a blender?" she asked herself.
"'cause A, I'd come back and B, I'm too awesome to die." Mr. Pickles responded.
"I'm guessing you're gonna escape now."
"yup." Mr. pickles said, running off, throwing more needles. at this point Lammy rolled her eyes and walked away.
~~~
(the next day)
Author's Note
i know this was shorter than the others, but hey, those 2 are only in 2 episodes, and i kinda suck at dialogue when it comes to characters i don't know well.
