Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was a bright and cheery day. The sun was shining, the clouds were few, and Scootaloo was trying to learn how to fly.
Scootaloo climbed a nearby tree, struggling to get from branch to branch. When she was about twenty feet up the tree, she looked down at the ground and gasped. "Here goes nothing..." she muttered nervously. With a hop, a skip, and a jump, after moving her little rump, she leaped from her branch and frantically flapped her wings. "I'm flying! I'm really reall-" BAM! The ground was as soft a rock.
"Owwie..." The crumpled little pegasus whimpered. Scootaloo began to climb the tree again, when she saw a vicious looking spider staring at her, at about fifteen feet high.
"AHHH!!" she screams, losing her balance, falling, and hitting the ground with a loud thud.
Scootaloo's vision began to fade into the dark.
When she awake at the base of the tree, she found herself staring into the face of a handsome earth pony stallion. He was brown, with a darker brown mane, and with an hour glass for his cutie mark.
"Uhh, you okay kid?" the mysterious stallion asks.
"Yeah I'm fine. I think..." Scootaloo replies groggily. As she lifts her head, she feels blood running down the back of her head.
"On second thought, I think I'm bleeding. Maybe you should take me to Nurse Redheart..."
"Sure thing", says the stallion. He lifts her with his big, bulging arms, and places her on his back. As they rush to the hospital, Scootaloo asks "Hey dude, what's your name?"
"My name? Umm.. I like to keep that secret. You can call me The Doctor for now."
"Okay then...Doctor... I'm Scootaloo"
They continue over to the hospital. Scootaloo feels the hard, rippled muscles of The Doctor moving beneath her, and to her horror, she feels her wings starting to raise. Oh no, please, oh Celestia make it stop! Luckily, no one notices.
The two ponies soon arrive at the hospital, but for some reason, a sign hung on the door that said "The hospital staff are not here today. Sorry for any inconveniences or lethal injuries that may have happened today."
"Great, just great", The Doctor mutters. "I guess I've got to take you to my place then."
As he hastily trots away, he thinks he hears a crash and a low ecstatic moan coming from the hospital. I must be imagining things. After a few minutes and several confused looks from ponies who see a stallion rushing a bleeding filly sprinting across town, they arrive at a small dainty house. It was decorated simplistically, and it gives off a warm vibe.
The Doctor takes a bedsheet at wraps it around the young filly's head, and then proceeds to lay her into a bed. The small, fragile filly falls asleep quickly. The Doctor just stares at her wondering how long it will take for her to heal.
After a few hours, Scootaloo wakes up. She stares into his deep blue eyes with a look of lust on her face.
Oh Celestia, this can't be happening. Why me? The Doctor wonders.
"Say, Doctor, I'm kinda cold. I could use the body heat of a big, strong stallion to warm me up..."
The look in her eyes flips his rusty old switch, but he keeps his wits.
...Should...not...want...!
"Why are you looking so nervous? No one's going to judge us..."
Stop is Scootaloo!
"I want you in this bed with me....and in me..."
...Me Gusta...
The Doctor calmly strolls over to Scootaloo's bed, only to be pounced at by the orange filly, who leaps off the bed. "MINEEE!!!" she shouts in midair, and tackles The Doctor, knocking him to the ground. She stands on him, and then proceeds to shove her soft little tongue into his mouth. The stallion struggles at first, but then give into the temptation of the forbidden fruit. He relishes in the taste of Scootaloo's delicate tongue.
He then proceeds to trail his hoof down her chest, then her belly, and then he circles his hoof around her flank a few times, before finally rubbing between her legs.
"OOMF, Mmmmmm...." Scootaloo grunts and moans.
He rubs faster, and faster, and then suddenly stops, right before Scootaloo climaxes.
"Hey, what was that for? Keep going!"
"Oh, I'll give you something much better than just my hoof..."
"GIVE IT TO ME NOOWWW!!!"
"Be patient, be patient..."
The Doctor then proceeds to mount the little pegasus, and he inserts his big, black, juicy, pulsating, cock into her cottage cheese.
"AHHHHHH!!!" she screams in a moan of pure ecstasy.
By Celestia, this feels so wrong... yet so right...
Her cottage cheese is very moist, and quickly starts to drip various liquids, ranging from vagina juice to ketchup to crude oil and bacon grease.
Mmm...bacon...
He thrusts faster and faster, when suddenly, his door opens. A majestic and regal voice calls into the house.
"Hey, Dashawnashiniqua, I accidentally your TARD- What the fuck are you doing to that filly?"
"Uhh....Celestia...I can explain..."
"I don't want to hear your excuses. You must be punished."
Scootaloo interrupts by asking "Who the hay is Dashawnashiniqua?"
"Oh, that's just The Doctor's real name."
"BAHAHAHA, that's so weird!" Scootaloo's vagina begins to waterfall chocolate syrup.
"Well then, Doctor, it is time for your 'punishment'".
Celestia's horn glows, and with a flash, The Doctor is chained against the wall, and the look on Celestia's face is not a pleasant one. He sees a grin of malice and lust.
"You stay put, Doctor, I'm going to have some fun/ And you're going to watch me doing so."
Celestia then proceeds to eat out a startled Scootaloo, who's vagina now starts dripping a new liquid.
"Mmmm, vinegar..."
Celestia now extends her tongue to be about six feet long, and she lustfully licks every inch of Scootaloo's body, even reaching deep into her nostrils, and then coming out through her mouth. Scootaloo finds this very sexy, and a torrent of coffee blasts from her cottage cheese, and she moans deeply.
"Now it's your turn, Doctor..."
With a flash of light, the Doctor's penis becomes 78 feet long, and it writhes and wriggles like a worm fighting for its life.
Scootaloo and Celestia make a game of seeing how long they can hold onto his penis.
With another flash of light, his penis shrinks down to regular size, and Celestia magically and painlessly removes The Doctor's skin from his belly, and her and Scootaloo begin to lick his delicious ovaries. They tasted like Doctor Pepper. Rainbow Dash sonic rainbooms out of his anus, and then she penetrates herself with Celstia's horn, and, after a quick orgasm, Celestia sends her to the moon. Scootaloo molests his liver, while Celestia pleasures herself with his spine.
The heat from the sexual tension causes Scootaloo's bacon grease and crude oil to burst into flames, making a bomb of The Doctor's house, killing everyone in a two-hundred foot radius.
"GREAT CELESTIA, WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT?", The Doctor jolts up from his bed, covered in a cold sweat.
"Oh, just a dream. Just a wicked, freaky dream..."
He then leaves his bed to get a glass of water, but on his way to the kitchen, he notices a rustling of the bushes outside.
He leaps out his window, desperate to find the source. In the distance, he sees a white alicorn running off, hollering a triumphant TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
