So I recently thought to myself, " what would happen if the mane six created a crime fighting super group?" and there lies my reason for making this.
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Twilight Sparkle was pacing back and forth, looking really dramatic and cool. Her normally bright and vibrant library was now dark and foreboding, or at least that was Twilight's intention.
In actuality Twilight's library looked cuter than ever, her pink floral bed sheets that she had used to cover her windows illuminated the room with a bright pink glow. Twilight of course, was unaware of how adorable she looked, and continued her charade none the wiser. She grabbed a purple blanket off of her bed, had sex with it, and tied it around her neck.
"The city is filled with crime, and I am to be its savior. I shall become a denizen of the night,"she yelled in a gruff voice,"I, am Batmare!"
With a crash, the window splintered inward, and Rainbow Dash rolled gracefully all over the floor, spreading blood and cyan feathers everywhere.
“But Twilight, I’m the batmare,” Rainbow growled angrily. “I even killed my parents just to be loyal to the part. Because, you know, I’m the element of kindness and all that shit.”
"Foolish Rainbow Dash," replied Twilight," I'm the only useful character on the show, because I'm a super powered unicorn. Besides, I was already Mare-Do-Well, so I have actual hero experience."
“Weren't all my other friends and Applejack also Mare-Do-Well?” Rainbow Dash asked quizzically as she rubbed a shard of glass from her supple pony pussy.
"Yeah, but where as they barely even saved one baby, I saved a whole fucking town, so there," replied Twilight, who was getting super turned on by Rainbow Dash's glass play.
Rainbow Dash couldn’t stand it any longer. She had to have it. She needed it badly. So without further ado, she pounced on Twilight, and grabbed the blanket from around her neck. It was still sopping from the unicorn’s earlier excursion with it.
"I drink your milkshake!" Screamed Rainbow Dash as she used the blanket to floss her labia.The imperious piece of glass was dislodged and flew right out the window, lodging itself into Spike’s eye, who was gardening petunias down below. He later died from Childhood Obesity.
“Hey, Rainbow Dash, I bet you couldn’t stuff that whole blanket into your uterus,” Twilight Sparkle said with a smirk.
"Foolish mortal," replied Rainbow Dash, "that will barely even kill me slightly!" ” Rainbow Dash wadded the blanket up, and began to insert the item into her sopping maregina.
Rainbow Dash’s inner walls began to stretch from the insertion. The blinding pain was ignored by her smallish brain, and she had only one goal left: to cram this goddamn thing into her baby chamber.
Twilight was impressed by Rainbow Dash's vagina's stretching capabilities, so she leaned in really close and told Rainbow Dash's vagina that it could be her sidekick.
Rainbow Dash, of course, was too busy working her pony poontang to even pay attention to this.She nearly had the whole thing in her womb, despite all the evidence against this being possible.
Rainbow Dash pushed harder, she didn't know the meaning of the word impossible, literally. She shoved the blanket with all of her might, and it popped into her uterus producing a loud squelching sound.
Twilight Sparkle clapped her hooves uproariously and began to whistle and throw roses onto the ground in front of Rainbow Dash's vagina.
"That was amazing!" Twilight yelled," I never thought a vagina could be so powerful."
"Yeah, and I pushed the blanket into my vagina," interjected Rainbow Dash.
"You are without a doubt the greatest vagina in all of Equestria," Twilight said to Dash's vagina, completely ignoring the cyan mare to whom the pussy belonged.
Rainbow Dash was mad, it was her vagina, and Twilight was acting as though she didn't exist. She knew she had to do something drastic if she wanted any attention.
"Hey Twilight, check this out," Rainbow Dash layed down on her back and aimed her vagina at the door to Twilight's library. She then pushed as hard as she could and sent the blanket flying out of her cunt-cannon and into the door.
The blanket caused the entire wall of the library to collapse in a heap of rubble and after birth.
Once again Twilight clapped and cheered.
"Wow Rainbow Dash's vagina, I've seen all I need to see. You are officially my sidekick!" Twilight pulled out a mask and placed it onto Rainbow's crime-fighting cooch.
Just then Twilight got an idea, a wonderful idea. An awful idea. Twilight Sparkle got a wonderful, awful idea.
"I'll get four other ponies, and together we can fight crime, I'll call us the Team Partner Squad!" She grabbed Rainbow Dash by the labia and ran out the door with her."Come on Rainbow Dash's vagina, we have a team to assemble."
So Twilight Sparkle and Dash's cooter ran around Ponyville asking everyone they saw if they would like to fight crime. After hours of unsuccessful attempts at recruiting ponies both Twilight and Dash's vagina were plum tuckered out.
"I don't get it Vagina Lad, nopony wants to fight crime with me."
Rainbow Dash's vagina queefed in reply.
"I don't think Nicholas Cage would be of much help. He'd be too busy making awesome movies to fight crime with us."
Dash's vagina queefed helpfully.
"You're right! Pinkie is the perfect candidate, she's energetic, fast, and heck, she breaks the laws of physics at will. Lets go make Pinkie join our team!" Twilight and Vagina Lad(Dash's cunt) ran off to Sugarcube Corner, and Twilight began furiously knocking on the door.
Mrs.Cake opened the door.
"Oh hello Twilight, what can I do ya for?"
"Give me Pinkie's vagina."
