My Little Fortress : The Tale of Craterstraw

My Little Fortress : The Tale of Craterstraw - Journal of Music Twinklesquirt

By: Pnoy

Bee Fragranceamber, completely lost it today. I knew it was only a matter of time before that nut job finally snapped. The lazy coon has been up to no good today, he was a hunter, and a damned good one until some time ago.

He just moped about, and wouldn't let anypony near his damned workshop. I needed to cut some wood the other day and he would just threaten my life if I got too close. I told security but they completely ignored me.

Figures...

Well the bastard was put to rest in a spot in the catacombs now, thank the heavens.

He tried to make an attempt on somepony's life right out in front of Main Street in front of everypony! He some how managed to make way with one of the crossbows stored away in the armory and took a shot at Spiral Glacier, fortunately he missed. I don't know what came over him and he started panicking, swinging at everypony. Me and a couple others managed to get on him before he hurt anyponyelse.

But then the bastard pulled out a knife!

We backed off a little bit until the guards showed up. God... It was a massacre, the idiot swung at our commander Berry Guardrhyme.

They say he has dealt with goblin ambushes single-handedly, and some even say he took down a Bronze colossus armed with only his boot. I tell you, he isn't much when it comes to weapons, but he doesn't need them. He gave that loon a quick buck and the force from his kick knocked Bee's head of completely!

Sure will keep me from double crossing the guard...