Dr. Adorable's Ask-Along Blog

by Mystery Psychotic Studio

Stealing the Cuteflonium

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At the Chemical Works the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were trotting around it wondering if working with chemicals might be their special talent. "It might just work gals. Ah reckon if we do this we might earn our cutie marks." Apple Bloom said. "I don't know Apple Bloom. I might get some of that chemical stuff all over my mane and then I'd have to take a whole bunch of baths to get it out." Sweetie Belle complained. "Don't be such a wimp. You gotta take a risk. If you don't take one you'll never have anything exciting to reflect on." Scootaloo said. Immediately she broke into song.

Scootaloo: Will you lend an awesome hand

To make the people around you look up to you

You only have to get a little messy

Don't even have to be true

Would you go? No?

How about you?

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo were very confused and then the apple filly asked, "Why'd you sing that?" "What is this some sort of musical?" The young fashionista said. "Hey I came up with it in case it ever needed to be come up." The young daredevil said. The three turned over to find their Fluttershy hiding behind some boxes and holding some sort of device and wearing an evil scientist's outfit. The three hid behind a dumpster and Sweetie Belle asked, "Why's Fluttershy wearing an evil scientist costume when It's not Nightmare Night?" "Beats me." Scootaloo answered. The three then decided to keep a close on her. "Cutie Mark Crusader Spies!" The three shouted but then quickly covered their mouths and tried to be quiet.

Dr. Adorable was holding a strange device and waited for a carriage to ride up and then the driver horse took out a box of Cuteflonium and then the doctor threw the device on the top of the carriage. She then took out a remote and activated it and started controling the carriage and then noticed Rainbow Dash flying above the skies and she said, "Oh Rainbow Dash. You're so cool and yet you don't take me under your wing. Instead you let Scootaloo in. I admit she kinda deserved it but . . . . . . ." She then started singing.

Dr. Adorable: A gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do

Don't blame the plan if you can't follow through

All that matters, Taking matters in your own hooves

Soon I'll control everything My wish is your command

Immediately Rainbow Dash flew fast towards the speeding carriage and then she started singing.

Rainbow Dash: Stand back, Everypony! Nothin' here to see,

Just imminent danger in the middle of it: Me!

Yes, Rainbow Dash's here, Mane Blowing in the Breeze

The day needs my saving expertise

A gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do

It seems destiny ends with me saving you

The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death,

So I'll give you a sec to catch your breath

The fastest flier in all of Equestria then smashed the controler with her hoof and it started swerving out of control and Dr. Adorable tried to get it under control. The van was about to smash into the dumpster the Cutie Mark Crusaders but Rainbow Dash pushed them out of the way and into some garbage. She then was holding it trying to stop it but eventually Dr. Adorable was able to shut down the device before it could hurt somebody. Rainbow Dash then flew towards the three crusaders and said, "You squirts alright? Especially you Scoots?" "Yeah we're alright. Thanks a bundle for saving us!!" Scootaloo shouted in respect for her idol. Immediately Dr. Adorable flew out of her hiding spot and said, "What were you thinking?" Rainbow Dash then looked up to find her nemesis and she flew up to her height and they squashed their faces together. "Ah. Dr. Adorable. Shoulda known you'd be behind this robbery since you're only criminal in Ponyville." Rainbow Dash said. "Were you even thinking when you tossed those innocent fillys into the trash like nobody's care?" The now irritated villain said. Rainbow Dash then quickly took her by surprise and pressed her nemesis against the carriage. "Maybe this'll teach you not to terrorize Ponyville. My friend Fluttershy would be very shocked to see some mean villain like you." The blue hero said. Scootaloo then walked up to her teacher and then Rainbow Dash turned around, releasing her grip on Dr. Adorable.

Scootaloo: Thank you Dashing foal

I don't think I'm coal

Enough to explain how important it was

that you stopped the carriage

I would be splatterd

I'd be crushed into debris

Thank you Dash for saving Me

Rainbow Dash: Don't worry bout it squirt.

A gal's gotta do

What a gal's gotta do

Scootaloo: You came from above

Dr. Adorable: Are you kidding?

Rainbow Dash: Seems destiny

Ends with me

Saving you

Scootaloo: I wonder what make's your dash?

Dr. Adorable: What heist were you watching?

Stop looking at each other like that.

Rainbow Dash: When you're the best,

You can't rest,

You can't cruise.

Dr. Adorable: Did you notice that she threw you and your friends into the garbage?

Scootaloo: My eyes are sparkling and beating like a drum

Rainbow Dash: When butt, needs kicking

Some ticking bomb,

To defuse

Dr. Adorable: I stopped the van,

the remote control was in my hoof!

Scootaloo: Must . . . Be in shock

Rainbow Dash: The only doom that's

looming

is you admiring me to death

Scootaloo: ... Assuming I'm not admiring you to death

Dr. Adorable: Whaat... e.. ver

Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo: So please give a sec to catch my breath

Then the tomboy pegasus put Scootaloo on her back and she took off. Dr. Adorable then grabbed the Cuteflonium and flew off in anoyment and anger.

Dr. Adorable: Balls.

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