Secret Crush

by Trigger_Finger

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Scootaloo, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 56524

Scootaloo falls in love with Joe, there's just one problem. Joe is a human from another world

Scootaloo finally got her cutie mark, fianally passed public school, but now she's facing her biggest problem yet. She has a secret crush on Joe but there's a problem, Joe is a human that was mystically transported to Equestira and doesn't seem to notcie the young mare until they are paired together for a history assignment.

'Sighs to self' okay there is sex scenes in the story, now that's rare cause usually I'm freaked out just when I read stories with sex scenes in them so imaging me writing one so please be easy when giving feed back on the story

Published 2012-12-27 03:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-05 00:55:53 UTC

The crush

That was over 3 years ago, now Scootaloo was in the beginning of grade 12. At first she hadn’t thought anything of Joe but it seems that fate had it set and every semester of school she had Joe in at least 1 of her classes. Within the 2nd week of high school she really felt strange around him and began to have dreams about him, Joe however paid no mind. Somehow the young man seemed to pass school with exceptionally high grades, ranging from high 70s to low 90s even though the majority of the time he slept through classes and screwed around.

Despite her obvious liking for Joe she never had the courage to ask him out for a date, simply because he never showed much interest for her. Even when he had stayed at Sweet Apple acres for dinner one night, at Applejack’s request, he didn’t pay much mind towards her. She quickly found her name on the listing page, 198, “Oh yippee its history” Scootaloo whispered to herself, she absolutely loved history because she was so good at it and the history of Equestria fascinated Scootaloo.

She made her way quickly through the hallways towards her class. She had never told any-pony about her crush on Joe, not even her best friends or even Rainbow Dash. As she passed through the hallways she heard the familiar voice of Joe as he swore constantly and then a SLAM was heard.

She quickly raced forward only to see that Joe had punched his locker and left a dent in it as he fumbled with his lock. “Son of a bitch… open god dammit” he cursed to himself then kicked his locker. “Fucking Chinese shit…” Joe muttered as he pulled out a multi tool from his pant pocket. “Hey Joe… need any help?” Scootaloo asked helpfully, Joe rolled his eyes “Yeah well if this stupid locker didn’t have my stuff in it I wouldn’t mind but the lock doesn’t open” he muttered, Scootaloo took hold of the lock and looked at it.

“What’s the combo?” Scootaloo asked, “12, 22, 36” Joe replied and Scootaloo quickly spun in the combination and popped the lock open. “Holy shit kid… you must be like my guardian angel or something” Joe muttered and grabbed his school books from the locker and closed it. “Thanks kid, guess I owe yah one” Joe said and locked his locker, walking down the hallways.

Scootaloo lost herself in her train of thought, Joe had just said that he owed her one. She wondered if she asked him out if he’d say yes but quickly shook the thought off, lots of mares had tried their hoof at becoming his marefriend simply because he was popular due to him being so strong and he was also a star high school football player. Yet everyone he turned down, apologizing and simply saying that he just didn’t think it would work, so how would she be any different.

Her mind quickly raced back to reality as she realized that she would soon be late for class, she shook of any thoughts and trotted off to class. Finding her classrooms had become as easy as walking, just took a bit of getting used to the new school. As she walked to her class her thoughts returned to Joe, he had become even stronger and bulkier than before after beginning work at Sweet Apple acres. Applebloom once talked about how she accidently walked in on Joe having a shower at her house before he went home and how lucky Scootaloo thought she was.

Again she shook off her wandering thoughts about Joe and focused on getting to her classroom. The bell rang and Scootaloo cursed to herself as she rushed towards her classroom.

Finally reaching the classroom she looked inside to see that the history classroom was almost filled with students talking about their summer holiday and about social issues. She looked for one of her friends but couldn’t see any but he view quickly turned to that of Joe who sat in the corner, alone and by himself.

Scootaloo gulped and shyly walked over to Joe. “Uhm hi Joe… is anyone sitting with you?” she asked and Joe looked to her and shook his head. “Uhm do you mind if I sit with you… I mean beside you” she stuttered and Joe shrugged, “If you want… I don’t see why not” he replied casually as he fiddled with a pencil.

‘Smooth one’ Scootaloo thought to herself ‘now he’ll think you’re strange’ Scootaloo thought. Scootaloo turned to Joe “You don’t think I’m strange do you?” Scootaloo asked and Joe turned to her with an odd look. “Well… in my world you’d be considered strange but here in Equestria… no I don’t think you’re strange, why do you ask?” Joe asked curiously.

Scootaloo shrugged “Just wondering, sooo… how was your summer?” she asked trying to make small talk. Joe sighed and stretched his arms forward, “long, hard and filled with work” Joe replied and yawned to himself as he leaned back against the wall behind him. Scootaloo had forgotten that Joe worked all summer and didn’t go out much.

“How bout you?” Joe asked and Scootaloo turned to him, “huh?” she asked confused, still lost in her train of thought. Joe leaned forward, “How was your summer? Fun? Boring? Average?” He asked and Scootaloo shook off her train of thought, “Oh… uh it was fun” she replied hastily and Joe nodded. “That’s good” Joe yawned and leaned back again.

The teacher walked up to the front of the class, “okay children settle down… welcome to grade 12 history, I am Mr. Cotton but you can call me Mr. C if you like” the teacher began and the class went quiet. “I hate history” Joe muttered quietly and Scootaloo leaned over, “then why’d you choose the course?” she whispered. Joe leaned over to her and whispered back “because it was either this or dance… and quite frankly I don’t want to be dancing the whole semester”. Scootaloo blushed at the thought of Joe dancing, and once again her mind trailed off.

Joe waved his hand in front of her face and she returned to reality. “Hey kid you okay… you’re giving me a strange look” Joe said and Scootaloo forgot that she had been looking directly at Joe when she began to day dream. “Sorry… just got lost in a train of thought is all” she whispered and Joe shrugged and whispered back “Guess we should hear what Mr. Lamb has to say about class” Joe said, making a bad joke about the teachers name.

The assignment

It had only been a week, and luck had it that Joe was in every one of Scootaloo’s classes, except Phys. Ed. But Scootaloo would constantly meet with Joe during classes when the teachers brought the classes together to do group activities like dodge ball and what not.

Mr. Cotton had begun to outline the development of an assignment despite it only being a week into the school year. It was the Monday after the first week of school and Mr. Cotton handed out the assignment outline. There were several groans from the class and Mr. Cotton hushed the class. “Now children I know it’s only the second week of school but trust me when I say it shouldn’t take you more than a few days, now if you’d be so kind as to look over the outline” Mr. Cotton began and Joe leaned over to Scootaloo. “Like I said, I hate History” Joe replied and Scootaloo snickered “Then maybe you should have taken dance” she whispered jokingly.

Mr. Cotton continued talking about the outline of the assignment and Joe looked at the paper. “Awe fuck me… we’re supposed to research some shit about some historical figure and it can’t be Celestia or the element bearers” Joe groaned. “What’s so bad about that?” Scootaloo asked and Joe rolled his eyes. “Cause we’re supposed to work in pairs” Joe sighed, Scootaloo shrugged “so what’s so bad about that?” Scootaloo asked and Joe pointed to the paper.

It read, ‘Pairs will be chosen by teacher’. “What’s so bad about that?” Scootaloo asked and Joe rolled his eyes and a smirk went across his face. “It wasn’t the last group assignment but the one before that, I was paired up with some mare and we got together after school to finish the assignment and not even five minutes into the research the mare tries to get up on me and tries to have sex with me” Joe whispers.

Scootaloo blushed but Joe either wasn’t bothered or didn’t notice. “So what happened?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged “I pushed her off and said I didn’t want anything like that… she tried to sue me” Joe laughed quietly.

“Do you have something you’d like to share with the class Joe?” Mr. Cotton asked and Joe looked to him with a sly look. “You sure you want to hear my conversation?” Joe asked and Mr. Cotton sighed “No… please do be quiet though, I need to be teaching the lesson” Mr. Cotton replied and Joe nodded his head. “Please go on Mr. C” Joe told him and Mr. Cotton gave a nod of gratitude. “Anyway like I was sayin I will choose the groups” Mr. Cotton said and began to write down the pairs while informing the groups of the pairs.

“Scootaloo” Mr. Cotton said and Scootaloo turned her attention to Mr. Cotton. “You will be with… Joe” Mr. Cotton informed her and it was as if her heart began to race out of control and she took a deep gulp. Joe gave her a nudge “Try not to rape me” Joe laughed and Scootaloo gave a nod but her mind was elsewhere as she thought about getting together with Joe after school. “Now… please get started on you work for today, textbook page 396 questions 1-20” Mr. Cotton informed the class, who all groaned in boredom. “Oh and before the day is through you might want to exchange contact information with your partners so you can get together after school, the assignment is due next Monday”.

The rest of the day Scootaloo could think of nothing else but getting together with Joe after school, it even resulted in her getting smoked in the face by a dodge ball during a game of dodge ball in Phys. Ed. Class.

Finally the day was almost over and there was 20 minutes left in her English class. Joe was sitting across the room and was passed out, like always. He usually pushed himself to the physical limit in Phys. Ed. class and it was rumored that today he broke his personal bench press record and benched 400 lbs. 9 times. Scootaloo looked to Joe as he slept.

“Joe… please if you have to sleep in class at least make it look like you’re working” the teacher suggested but Joe didn’t answer, he was so far into sleep that he couldn’t hear anything. The teacher walked over and poked Joe in the side and he gave a little twitch and woke up. “Uhh is it time to go home?” Joe groaned and the teacher shook her head “No… 20 more minutes” the teacher informed him and Joe flopped his head back down and began to snooze again, resulting in several snickers from other students.

Finally the bell rang for the end of school but Joe was still passed out. Scootaloo walked over and nudged him, he stirred a little but continued to sleep. Scootaloo nudged him again and this time he woke up and looked to her with groggy eyes. “Uhh is it time to get outta here?” Joe asked tiredly and Scootaloo nodded. Joe sighed and got out of his seat and stretched, showing off his massive physique. “Uhm, I’ll see you later” Scootaloo said and trotted off.

Joe simply rubbed his eyes and grabbed his books, giving a wave to the teacher he to left the class and walked out of the classroom.

Scootaloo walked up to her friends who were waiting for her at the exit. “Hey Sweetie Bell, hey Applebloom” Scootaloo said and the trio began to walk home.

As they walked down the road towards Ponyville Scootaloo pulled out the piece of paper with Joe’s phone number. “What’s that?” Sweetie Bell asked, “Oh it’s a phone number, hey Scootaloo are yah finally hookin up with some-pony special?” Applebloom retorted but Scootaloo simply blushed at the comment. “Oh my gosh… it’s about time, no offence” Sweetie Bell commented. “We aren’t dating, me and Joe are just getting together to finish a history assignment” Scootaloo informed her friends and they both stopped.

Scootaloo turned back to them, “What?” she asked and Applebloom raised an eyebrow. “We are not dating” Scootaloo exclaimed and Sweetie Bell also raised an eyebrow. “You’re hooking up with the one and only Joe?” Sweetie Bell asked and Scootaloo shook her head again. “We aren’t dating” she told them and they all began to laugh playfully. “Scootaloo you really have to get a coltfriend soon” Sweetie Bell told her friend. “Yeah no offence but yah really need tah get laid” Applebloom laughed and Scootaloo blushed at the comment, picturing what it would be like having sex with Joe.

“Hey Scootaloo… are yah feeling okay, yer getting that weird look again” Applebloom asked and Scootaloo shook the thoughts away. “Yeah I’m fine, just have a lot of homework to do is all” Scootaloo said and the trio continued to walk back to Ponyville.

Sweetie Bell and Applebloom had gone their own ways and Scootaloo had flown home to her house in Ponyville that she had bought with the help of her adoptive sister Rainbow Dash. She opened the door to her house and made herself something to eat.

While eating a sandwich see finished her English homework. She flicked on the television to some drama show about celebrities and looked over her history assignment. She looked to the clock, it was 5pm, over 2 hours after the end of school. She lived alone and only at rare times would Rainbow Dash come to visit her, she sighed and got up. She trotted over to the phone as she pulled out the piece of paper out of her bag and looked to it.

She dialed the phone number into her phone and the phone began to ring as Scootaloo waited for Joe to pick up. An answering machine played “Hey this is Joe, I’m not at the phone right now so leave a message and your nimber and I’ll get back to you” Joe’s voice said over the automated message.

Fantasizing

“Hey Joe, it’s me Scootaloo… The mare that you’ve been paired up with for your history assignment and I was just wondering if you were wanting to get together tonight, my number is 756-5642 so uhm call me” Scootaloo said into the automated message and hung up the phone.

She really didn’t want to start the assignment until she and Joe agreed on a pony to research. She sat down on her couch across from the TV and began to watch a drama show about some ponies who were stuck on an island and couldn’t get off it.

As the night progressed Scootaloo kept watching TV shows. It got really late and at 9:30 she began to watch some TV movie about some stallion that was a mafia hit stallion or something. The movie progressed and he was set up by some of his own mafia leaders for a police arrest. He had a funny accent, something between New Yorker and Italian, eventually he got together with some police mare who was trying to reveal corruption in the police force. They met when she tried to bring Tony in, Tony was the mafia hit stallion who every-pony seemed to be after.

He kidnapped her so she couldn’t call reinforcements and contemplated killing her but couldn’t bring himself to kill the mare. As the story continued Katie, who was the police mare, started to have feelings for Tony. “Oh Tony I think… I think I love you” Katie gasped and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, it was such bad acting. In his funny accent Tony replied “I love you too babe… but I don’t know if it’d ever work between you and I… yah see you’re a cop and I’m a criminal yah know” Tony replied, his accent made Scootaloo snicker every time he made a quipy comment.

Katie wrapped her forelegs around Tony’s neck, “shut up and kiss me you fool” Katie gasped and the 2 began to furiously make out. Katie dragged Tony onto the bed and they began to undress each other, Tony got on top of Katie “Yah sure yah want this baby?” Tony asked in his funny accent and she nodded seductively. The scene was rather graphic and didn’t censor anything.

Scootaloo quickly gasped and turned the TV off, like a child that has just been caught watching porn by his or her parents, but then realized she was alone. She had become aroused by the TV movie and turned the TV back on. “OHH YES, FUCK ME TONY… FUCK ME HARDER…DEEPER” Katie screamed and Scootaloo gulped as she watched intently, the scene didn’t last longer than a few minutes and quickly went back to the story line. Scootaloo was starting to get antsy but soon cooled down and watched the rest of the movie.

The movie ended at 11pm and Scootaloo let out a sigh as she realized what time it was. She got off the couch and stumbled over to her room, her house was a single floor house consisting of: a living room, a kitchen, 2 bedrooms and a washroom. One of the bedrooms had a spare bed in case some-pony ever stayed over like Rainbow Dash.

Scootaloo flopped down on her bed, sliding off her pants and shirt from the day and tossing them to the floor, she slipped off her socks and tossed them to the floor as well. The window beside her bed let in a hazy orange light from the street lights outside. She figured she’d shower in the morning before school. But as she tried to sleep she found herself to be restless and began to think back to the movie, about the brief explicit scene between Katie and Tony. She became highly aroused and slipped her hoof down to her nether region. She slide her panties away from her pussy and began to rub her hoof gently against her pussy. She gasped in pleasure as she moved her hoof more aggressively against her pussy which had become wet from her arousal. She continued to think about the movie and began to rub her hoof against her clit and she felt herself build up to climax.

Suddenly her thoughts shifted to that of Joe, she fantasied him walking in her room, completely naked. “Hey baby” the imaginary Joe said, “Ohh Joe I need you inside of me” Scootaloo gasped. Her imaginary Joe walked over and got on top of her. In the same sort of accent that Tony had in the movie Joe asked “Yah sure yah want this baby?” the imaginary Joe asked.

Scootaloo brought her second hoof down and began to rub it against her wet pussy as her other hoof rubbed against her clit. “Joe… fuck me” Scootaloo gasped and she fantasized Joe sliding his penis inside her and she reached her climax. Scootaloo let out a gasp of pleasure as she came.

She was still breathing heavily as her arousal wore off. Her bed sheets were now soaked with pussy juice, “Okay… tomorrow morning, shower and wash my bed sheets” Scootaloo said as she passed out from exhaustion.

* * *

Scootaloo awoke to the sound of her phone ringing. She groaned as she got out of bed and trotted out of her room and down the hallway of her house to the phone. Picking up the phone and bringing it up to her ear, “Mmm hello?” she asked groggily, still tired. “Oh shit… I didn’t wake you did I?” Joe asked from the other side of the phone line. Scootaloo looked to the clock above the stove which read 12:39. “Yeah… don’t worry I was only sleeping an hour or so” Scootaloo replied tiredly.

“Shit sorry, I was gonna call you in the morning but I thought I might miss you… yeah sorry but I was working till 7 and had a shower at Applejack’s before I came home from work… So I don’t know about this assignment thing, I guess we could get together sometime this week or something” Joe said and Scootaloo mumbled a response. “Right… sorry about waking you” Joe said and Scootaloo sighed “It’s okay… see you tomorrow” Scootaloo replied and hung up the phone. She stumbled back to her room and realized her bed sheets reeked of pussy juice and that her fur smelt no better.

Scootaloo let out an irritated sigh and flopped back down onto her bed and passed out again.

* * *

Scootaloo’s alarm clock went off at 6:00, like it always did. Scootaloo reached over and turned the alarm off. Groaning to herself as she rolled out of bed and fell clumsily to the floor. She twitched her nose and realized that she still stank of sex, “shit… well I guess I better have a shower” Scootaloo muttered and grabbed her bed sheets and her blanket and walked into the washroom.

She tossed the bed sheets into the washer but didn’t turn it on because then the shower would be cold. She flicked on the shower radio as she hoped in the shower and took a warm shower, washing out her fur thoroughly so she didn’t smell anymore, the radio was singing the tunes of Lyra Heartstrings ‘Living on the edge’, though Lyra usually sung soft music she did sing some rock and roll music.

She got out of the shower and grabbed a clean towel. She dried herself off and flicked off the radio and turned the washing machine on. “I’ll have to remember to put that in the dryer before I go” she muttered to herself. She walked into her room and grabbed some clothes to put on. Looking to her clothes that she had simply tossed to the floor from the night before she sighed, even though she lived alone she sort of liked to have a semi-clean house.

She walked to the kitchen and poured herself some cereal. She flicked on the news and the anchor pony went on about random crap about the politics and what not. Scootaloo chuckled to herself, “Politics, what politics? Celestia rules Equestria with Luna at her side, end of story” Scootaloo chuckled and continued to eat her cereal.

The morning news switched to the daily weather. “Today’s weather is going to be 17 with a slight chance of clouds” the weather pony said, Scootaloo chuckled to herself. Even though the Pegasus controlled the weather the ponies at the news studio were so lazy that they never even asked what the weather would be like and guessed, usually getting it wrong. Scootaloo looked out her large living room window, the day looked like it would be promising.

Author's Note

'Groans to self' I love writing this book but whenever it gets to writing a sex scene it disturbs me greatly

Morning hustle

Scootaloo looked to her clock over the stove and realized it was 7:20 and that she’d be late for school if she didn’t hurry up. “Shit” she muttered and quickly grabbed her tooth brush and brushed her teeth over her kitchen sink. Quickly washing out her mouth she simply tossed the tooth brush into the sink, figuring she’d put it back in the tooth brush holder later.

She grabbed her school bag as she dashed out the door, not bothering to lock her house. Ponies in the streets of Ponyville watched as Scootaloo zipped along through the town and waved to the young mare as she hurried along.

Deciding it would take too long to walk she took to the air and began to fly towards the high school.

As she continued to fly along she spotted her 2 friends, Sweetie Bell and Applebloom, trotting casually along the road to Oxton. Scootaloo swooped down and landed beside her friends. “Hey Sweetie Bell hey Applebloom” Scootaloo said as she swished her long mane out of her face. “Oh hey Scootaloo” Sweetie Bell replied then turned back to Applebloom “So anyway what were you saying?” Sweetie Bell asked and Applebloom continued her story.

“So like ah was sayin, Applejack invited Joe tah stay fer supper again cause he never accepts pay fer the work he does and Applejack is always worried he ain’t eatin right so he agreed tah stay fer supper” Applebloom told her friends as they trotted towards the town of Oxton.

“Anyway so we’re all havin supper and we’re goin on about the farm an what not an Applejack asked Joe about the contraption he’s drivin and he says that he had the Flim and Flam brothers make it fer him… can yah believe that!” Applebloom told them. Sweetie Bell gasped, “How did Applejack take it?” Sweetie Bell asked and Applebloom shrugged. “Surprisingly sis was alright with it” Applebloom replied.

“So Scootaloo what happened with you last night?” Sweetie Bell asked and Scootaloo remembered what she did last night “Oh just did some homework and went to bed” Scootaloo replied, not adding in the other things she did.

As they entered the town of Oxton things became more crowded, ponies scurried along the streets, teens trotted along to get to school. “Morning rush” Scootaloo muttered and the trio trotted up to the massive high school. Sweetie Bell sighed “I’d almost agree to go shopping with my sister for the day to get out of having to go to school” Sweetie Bell groaned. “Wow really?” Applebloom asked, Sweetie Bell gave her a humoress look “No… are you kidding me, I’d be up until 3am the next morning with her looking at stupid diamond dresses” Sweetie Bell laughed and the trio burst into laughter. Despite Rarity coming onto the age of 38 she still was trying to be a fashion model or something along those lines.

The trio began to walk around aimlessly through the hallways of the school and ranted on about random things. “Oh there’s Pipsqueak… sorry girls but I’m gonna go talk to him, see you girls later” Sweetie Bell replied and dashed off over to Pipsqueak and his group. “Well I guess that just leaves you and” Scootaloo began but Applebloom looked over to see her coltfriend Bane, despite his masculine name her was rather on the scrawny side, “Oh shoot, there’s Bane… sorry Scootaloo but ah’m gonna go talk to him” Applebloom told her friend and dashed off towards Bane. “Oh well see yah” Scootaloo said as her other friend dashed off.

She sighed to herself and figured she’d just trot off to class and she did just that. As she trotted trough the hallways to her class she once again heard the cursing and irritation of Joe as he tried furiously to bust open his lock.

Scootaloo walked up to him, “Hey Joe… Need any help?” Scootaloo asked and Joe rolled his eyes. “Yeah… Why do I even bother with this locker?” Joe asked rhetorically and Scootaloo shrugged as she spun the combination and opened his lock for him.

“That’s two” Joe muttered and Scootaloo gave him a curious look. “I owe you two times now” Joe replied and Scootaloo gave him a friendly punch to the shoulder “Don’t mention it Joe” Scootaloo said with a wink and trotted off. Her heart started to race, did she just wink to Joe? And on top of that he didn’t really seem to mind. As Scootaloo rounded the corner of the hallway her breathing became heavier and more erratic as she tried to concentrate on other things but couldn’t.

He mind finally was set to rest as she entered her classroom early and sat down. She slowed her breathing and calmed down. Mr. Cotton looked to her, “You feeling okay Scootaloo?” he asked and she nodded her head, Mr. Cotton walked over and sat down beside her “Are you sure because you were breathing pretty heavily when you came in” Mr. Cotton said worriedly.

Scootaloo shook her hoof “It’s nothing, just a long fly over here is all and I was almost late this morning so I had to really push it to make it on time” Scootaloo lied and Mr. Cotton nodded. “Well you’re a whole 5 minutes early Scootaloo, if there’s anything you ever need to talk about just ask” Mr. Cotton replied as he stood up and trotted back to his desk.

Scootaloo put her hooves on her desk and laid her head between them, why the hell was he being so kind to her, sure teachers were supposed to be nice but she was only breathing heavily it wasn’t like she was coming in with a black eye or anything. She quickly began to fade out and passed out before class started, figuring that she’d simply get up when the bell rang.

She slept peacefully and didn’t dream about anything in particular. Suddenly a slight nudging woke her up and Joe was giving her a waking nudge. She shook of her sleepiness off and looked up to Joe. “Morning… you gonna get up or what?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head, “I think I’m just going to sleep this class” Scootaloo yawned and Joe chuckled.

“Yeah well that’s exactly what you did all period, I told Mr. Cotton that you stayed up late last night doing the history assignment and that you needed the rest so he let you sleep during class” Joe replied and Scootaloo gasped as she looked to the clock and realized it was the end of class.

Scootaloo sighed to herself and got up. “Damn you must have been up late last night” Joe replied and Scootaloo nodded “Yeah I was watching The Fall” Scootaloo informed him and Joe chuckled. “Man that movie was so gay, I mean like the story line was good but I don’t understand why the fuck they’d put that pointless sex scene in it” Joe laughed and Scootaloo blushed at the comment, quickly nodding “Yeah it was kind of stupid” Scootaloo agreed. “Well I gotta get to Math class” Scootaloo replied and Joe rolled his eyes “I know” he chuckled and Scootaloo felt like face hoofing. Of course he knew, he was in all of her classes.

“Well I’ll see you in class then” Scootaloo replied and trotted off leaving Joe in the classroom with Mr. Cotton. “Joe? Can I talk with you for a quick moment?” Mr. Cotton asked and Joe shrugged. “Are you good friends with Scootaloo?” he asked and Joe simply shrugged again, “Not really… a few times we’ve seen each other in the hallways but other than that we don’t talk much” Joe informed him and Mr. Cotton nodded.

“Well if you could, can you make sure she’s okay… this morning she came in huffing like she had just run a three day marathon” Mr. Cotton informed him and Joe chuckled “Yeah she gets like that sometimes” Joe laughed and Mr. Cotton nodded his head. “Well Joe I just thought I’d ask, I don’t want her to have a heart attack and die in my classroom… too much paperwork you know” Mr. Cotton joked with a wink and Joe nodded.

“Well Joe… you best be getting to class… see you tomorrow” Mr. Cotton replied and Joe nodded “See yah around Mr. C” Joe replied back and walked out of the classroom with a sigh. Joe muttered to himself as he walked down the busy hallways of the school “Man I hate history”.

Nice Car

The window was being washed by the rain that now poured from the sky. “Figures” Scootaloo muttered as she looked out the window and watched the thunder clouds pour out rain and thunder.

“Joe please if you have to mess around please do it productively” the math teacher pleaded and Joe sighed. Joe pulled up a picture of a pony getting zapped by lightning and the cross eyed mare known as Derpy stomping on the cloud producing lightning. Several snickers came from other students and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, even though she had a huge crush on him she still found his everyday behaviour to be rather immature.

“Yes Joe… we all know you’re an artist” the teacher sighed, “So like I was saying the exponential relation between X and Y can be explained through the formula…” the teacher continued but Scootaloo trailed off into her own little world and drifted off into a day dream. She daydreamed about a beautiful summer day and about how her and her two best friends would go on adventures through the meadow fields and play like little fillies again.

Joe nudged her and Scootaloo quickly came back to reality. “Huh… Joe?” Scootaloo asked confused as to why Joe was now sitting beside her. “Teach took away my crayons so now I have nothing to do so I figured I’d talk to you… you always seem to have something to talk about… if you’re not dashing away with your heart racing a million miles an hour” Joe chuckled. “Oh sorry about that… I just had a quick morning was all and I didn’t have a lot of… shit” Scootaloo swore quietly and Joe raised an eyebrow. “What’s wrong?” he asked and Scootaloo sighed as she remembered that she had forgotten to put her laundry in the dryer before she left, “I forgot to put my laundry into the dryer before I left” Scootaloo groaned.

“Oh yeah… I know that feeling, you get home and your laundry stinks of dampness and you have to wash it again” Joe chuckled and Scootaloo face hoofed. “Well listen, lunch break is in like 10 minutes, I was gonna hit Sugarcube corner on lunch… if you want I can give you a ride?” Joe offered. Scootaloo’s heart skipped a beat and she tried to respond but just ended up stuttering out a phrase “I… uhm you… the thing… I uhm” she stuttered and Joe raised an eyebrow.

Scootaloo took a deep breath “Don’t worry about it, I can just fly” Scootaloo said and she felt like face hoofing again. Joe had just offered her a ride and she turned him down. Joe looked out the window “You sure… it’s raining” Joe replied and Scootaloo remembered the thunderstorm outside. “Oh right… would you please, I live in Ponyville” Scootaloo replied and Joe shrugged “That’s why I offered” he chuckled.

The class ended shortly after and Joe stood up and stretched. “See yah later, teach” Joe said to the teacher with a wave and walked out of the classroom. Scootaloo waved goodbye to the teacher and followed Joe out into the hallways. “Uhm… so I don’t know if you need to like go to your locker first or something?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head, putting her books into her bag. “Okay… to the car” Joe said and Scootaloo gave him a curious look. “What’s a car?” she asked and Joe looked back to her “Trust me… you’ll love it” Joe replied and led her out of the school.

It was raining heavily and the streets were starting to build up with puddles. “Here uhm just stay here and I’ll pull the car up so you don’t get wet” Joe said and walked casually out into the pouring rain and around a corner of the school. Tiara stepped up beside her “Well hey there Stutters” Tiara teased and Scootaloo groaned as she turned around to see Tiara along with Silver Spoon and two new coltfriends, it was like they had new coltfriends every week or something.

“So Stutters what are you doing this lunch… I guess nothing because you aren’t with your only friends you have” Tiara laughed. “Hey I have lots of friends” Scootaloo argued, Tiara laughed “Yeah, imaginary friends” Tiara taunted. Scootaloo tried to think up some other good friends she had, “Yeah what about Babs Seed… she’s my friend” Scootaloo argued and Tiara snickered. “Yeah, one you barely see” Tiara taunted, ‘Goddess why does she have to be such a bitch?’ Scootaloo thought to herself but her thoughts and Tiara’s insults all halted when a squealing sound came from around the corner and some sort of contraption came drifting around the corner.

The motorized machine chugged and rumbled as it parked up beside the front of the school and the passenger door opened. “Hey Scootaloo hope in… unless you changed your mind” Joe called out and Scootaloo dashed towards the car. Tiara’s jaw slung wide open as Scootaloo hoped in the vehicle and closed the door. “She… Joe and Scootaloo… no way, not even a chance” Tiara gasped as Joe pulled away in his car.

“What is this thing?” Scootaloo asked as she sat herself comfortably down into the leather seat. “Well back in my world there were these things called cars, anyway when I got here there wasn’t such thing but there was these two brilliantly minded brothers called Flim and Flam who specialized in motor carriages but couldn’t get them to work right” Joe began to explain as he shifted the gear shaft into third gear. “Anyway so I showed them the way to make a vehicle work and what not: the camshafts, the combustion chamber etc. so thy make their first vehicle then I show them blueprints for a car that I had loved since I was a kid, the 1967 Shelby Cobra GT500” Joe said then sighed as he shifted the car into fourth gear.

“Bloody cost me a fortune for them to make it but they made it” Joe said. They car didn’t look exactly like a 1967 Shelby Cobra, there were a few things that were changed like the mirrors and the bumper but the overall shape was undeniable, it was a Shelby Cobra, painted blue with two white racing stripes down the middle of the car and magnum 500 rims.

The car left the city limits and Joe put the accelerator to the floor. The car’s engine roared and Joe let out a ‘Whoop, Whoop’ for victory as the car began to accede 120Mph. “Wow… well this sure beats walking” Scootaloo replied as the car continued to pick up speed, Joe had the windshield wipers on and it splashed the oncoming raindrops off the window but it was still somewhat difficult to see.

Suddenly Joe caught sight of two mares standing in the middle of the road with umbrellas. Joe slowed the car to a stop and waited for them to move but they didn’t, Joe grunted and rolled down his window, “Excuse me, ladies would you mind moving to the side please?” Joe asked politely but the mares paid no attention. Joe sighed to himself and called out to them again but once again they ignored him.

He sat down in his seat and rolled up the window, pressing on the steering wheel, he blared the horn but the mares simply shook their hooves at him. Joe rolled down his window “Hey ladies, move it” Joe yelled out. “Pedestrians have the right of way, you’ll have to wait” said the snobby mare and she continued her conversation with the other mare. Joe sat back down and rolled up his window again and let out an irritated sigh.

Joe revved the car and the two mares looked at him and laughed, Joe slammed the car into first gear and cranked the steering wheel, the car went up to the curb of the road and splashed through a massive puddle, dirt water splashed up in a mini tidal wave and drenched the two snobby mares in dirty street water.

Joe chuckled as he drove the car back onto the road and continued on. Scootaloo let out a small giggle, “Yeah I know right. Now what I did was terribly rude but I mean come on all they had to do was move four feet to the left but they refused to cooperate so I say screw em” Joe laughed. The car entered Ponyville and Joe slowed the car down, “Okay which house is it?” Joe asked and Scootaloo pointed to her house.

Joe drove up to the house and pulled up beside the house, Scootaloo looked to him. “Uhm… do you want to see the place?” she asked and Joe shook his head “Nah, it’s okay. I’ll just wait here” Joe replied and Scootaloo opened the door and looked back. “I might take a few minutes… you sure you don’t want to come inside and see the place?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shut off his car. “Alright… let’s see the place” he muttered as he got out of his car and closed the door behind him. ‘He’s coming into my house… just me and him… could this be it?’ Scootaloo thought to herself

Mario

Joe and Scootaloo had been seated at a nice booth by the window, the table had beautiful candles lit and a small bouquet of roses between them. “Sorry about the crappy romantic-ness but Mario has his ways” Joe muttered and Scootaloo blushed, “Oh it’s okay, I don’t mind” Scootaloo replied.

Mario, the cook and owner of the restaurant, arrived with their food, Joe had gotten spaghetti and Scootaloo had gotten a fine salad. In a funny Italian accent Mario said “Here Joey, I make this myself just a for you, enjoy”. “Thanks Mario” Joe replied, as Mario left to take other orders Scootaloo looked to Joe. “Joey?” she asked and Joe smirked and shrugged “What can I say, I saved the guys life so he treats me like his brother” Joe informed her.

They sat there at the fancy table and had a romantic lunch, more like a dinner but either way it was really romantic looking. “So Joe…” Scootaloo trailed off and Joe looked to her, still chewing a mouthful of spaghetti. “Uhm about this history project” Scootaloo began and Joe rolled his eyes as he swallowed his spaghetti, “Kid… relax we got like a whole week to get that done” Joe said casually and leaned back. “Well I was just wondering when we could get together” Scootaloo said “To do that assignment” she said hastily.

Joe sighed deeply and got up, switching sides and sitting right beside her. Her heart began to race, “Listen kid, you just gotta learn to relax. Take it easy, take a walk on the wild side” Joe said and rested his hand on her hoof. She tried to stifle a gasp but couldn’t, Joe chuckled, “Hey have you ever had your palm read?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head.

Joe pulled her hoof up in front of them and rang his fingers along her hoof palm. “So it says that… you’ll be satisfied with your friends and that you can always rely on them in the future to help you… and it looks like you’ll find true love in some-one you most admire” Joe said. “Really?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head, “Probably not, palm reading is just some joke made up by a bored guy” Joe laughed.

“So Joe… have you ever had a relationship before?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head, “Nah back on earth I was too young to really get into that sort of thing but now that I’m older fate would have it that I’m stuck in Equestria with a bunch of talking horses… oh no offence” Joe apologized and Scootaloo shook her head, “Oh don’t worry about it” Scootaloo said, taking no offence from his comment.

“So how bout you, I bet your coltfriend is gonna have a fit on me for buying you lunch” Joe laughed and Scootaloo shook her head. “Oh cool guy, most colts would have a hissy fit when their marefriend goes out to lunch with another guy” Joe chuckled and Scootaloo shook her head again “No… I don’t have a coltfriend, most guys don’t show an interest in me” Scootaloo informed him and Jack laughed.

“Well… that’s stupid, hell I think you’re alright… for a horse” Joe laughed and Scootaloo blushed. “You… you think so?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged, “Sure, why not? I mean you’re funny, kind, and friggin hilarious when you do that thing with the weird look and you’re kind of cute… for a horse” Joe chuckled. Scootaloo’s thoughts began to wander, ‘He had just called me cute… does that mean he wants me?’ Scootaloo thought to herself and she started to become aroused, but only slightly.

“So… tell me about the other group assignment with that mare that tried to rape you” Scootaloo suggested and Joe chuckled. “Ah, classic right there, anyway so I’m paired up with Diamond Tiara of all mares. We’re supposed to be researching the physiology of wild animals or something” Joe began and Scootaloo listened intently and shuffled closer to him. “So we get to the part about primal instincts and what not and friggin Tiara just fucking leaps on me, no fucking panties or nothing and tries to unzip my fucking pants” Joe said and Scootaloo pictured Joe’s pants getting unzipped but not stopping and in her fantasy he tossed them off. “So what happened?” Scootaloo asked, not really paying attention to the story and rather fantasizing about Joe.

“Well I friggin toss her off me and said no but the friggin slut tries again but before she did she fucking lays down on my table and fucks herself with one of my bananas… uhhg not only did she ruin my bananas but she also wrecked my table and I threw both of them out” Joe laughed and Scootaloo nodded intently, her pussy had become wet and she was heavily aroused, not by Joe’s story but her imagination of her and Joe getting together.

Joe waved his hand if front of Scootaloo’s face “Uh hey… Scootaloo you’re giving me a really weird look… are you feeling okay?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook of her dirty thoughts but she couldn’t hold back her urges for much longer. “Joe I… I… I need to go to the washroom” Scootaloo said, too shy to tell him what she really needed. She hopped over Joe and he called out to her “Hey Scootaloo wait I…” Joe trailed off, his hand in the air. “Alright…” Joe muttered then looked to Mario. “Mario more food” Joe called out to his friend and Mario nodded.

Scootaloo rushed to the washroom but as she entered she realized that there were other ponies inside as well and that she would never get away with masturbating in here. She rushed back out into the hallway and saw the ‘Employees only’ door and rushed through it and entered the kitchen, several pony chefs looked to her but weren’t bothered by the frantic mare and simply continued to work. Scootaloo looked to the back kitchen door and rushed into it, there were no-ponies back here and the door was convenient enough to have a lock. She locked the door behind her and cleared off a table to lie down on. She crawled up onto the table, breathing heavily as she unzipped her jean pants and slipped down her panties.

She began to rub her wet pussy furiously with her right hoof, her mind quickly began to visualize a room with her on a bed. She brought her left hoof down and began to caress her clit with it. In her fantasy world Joe entered the room, wearing only his boxers, he stretched out his arms, revealing his massive physique and gave Scootaloo a wink. “Joe… I need you inside me” Scootaloo gasped as she felt herself start to build up for a climax. She tried to keep her moans silent but couldn’t quite help it, she hopped that the room was sound proof or any-pony that walked by would hear her.

In her fantasy realm Joe climbed up on top of her, “Scootaloo, I want you” the imaginary Joe whispered in her ear as he slid off his boxers and brought the tip of his cock to her entrance. She gasped as she imagined him slipping inside her but she couldn’t quite imagine it right. She slipped back into reality and looked for something to use, she quickly spotted a wooden spoon and rubbed the wooden handle against her pink slit and slid back into the fantasy.

Outside in the restaurant Joe sat by himself and Mario trotted up to him. “Joey, I apologize for taking a so long, but one of the chefs accidently locked the back kitchen door and I can’t get my wooden spoon to stir the spaghetti sauce” Mario told him and Joe nodded. “Don’t sweat it Mario, I can wait” Joe replied and Mario nodded graciously then gave him a look of curiosity. “Where’s the young mare?” Mario asked in his funny Italian accent, Joe shrugged “Beats me… I think she went to the washroom” Joe informed him and Mario pulled out a set of keys. “Well I better go get my spoon” Mario said and trotted back off to the kitchen. Joe sighed to himself ‘What the hell had gotten into Scootaloo anyway, she just got all weird on him and then left… maybe it’s a mare thing’ Joe thought to himself.

Back in the kitchen back room Scootaloo was still masturbating furiously, her moans of pleasure had become louder but still no-pony had noticed. “Oh Joe… please Joe fuck me deeper” Scootaloo gasped as she slid the wooden handle into her pussy but she stopped when the tip of the handle touched her hymen, she had heard rumors from both Sweetie Bell and Applebloom that the first time hurt really bad and she slid the wooden handle back out of her pussy and began to rub her pussy with the spoon, figuring she didn’t want to be in pain at the moment.

In her fantasy Joe continued to fuck her and she continued to moan in pleasure as she began to reach her climax. “Scootaloo… I think I’m going to” Joe began but in her fantasy Scootaloo put her hoof up to his mouth, “Inside me” Scootaloo said and with a few final thrusts her bottomed out in her pussy, his cock twitched then spurted out cum and his cum quickly filled her pussy and began to drip out of her entrance. She reached her peak and screamed as her climax became unbearable. In reality she screamed and rubbed her pussy with the wooden spoon which she was imagining to be Joe’s dick, well except the fact that it wasn’t cumming inside of her. The door suddenly open and the chef Mario stepped in.

The doors behind him swung shut but his face was priceless and expressionless. Scootaloo was still in her fantasy world and slowed her pace with the wooden spoon. Mario cried out “MY SPOON”.

Joey the saviour

Scootaloo screamed as her mind returned to reality and she realized that she had been caught by Mario. “Doesn’t any-pony read the sign anymore?” Mario pouted and Scootaloo was still breathing heavily as she asked “What… sign?” she asked through her heavy pants. Mario pointed to a sign that read ‘No masturbation in the kitchen, thank you for your cooperation’. “What… kind of… sign is that?” Scootaloo laughed through her still heavy pants.

“Oh wait a minute… you aren’t one of my chefs, you’re that mare that was hanging out with Joey… my spoon, why did you have to use my spoon” Mario cried. Scootaloo looked down at the spoon, “You could just wash it?” she suggested as her breathing became more controlled. Mario raised an eyebrow “How do you think ponies would react if they found out that some mare had used the spoon to masturbate and that I used that exact spoon to stir the soup” Mario replied and Scootaloo felt stupid for her suggestion.

“Sorry… I just kind of lost control” Scootaloo told Mario who trotted up and sat down beside her. “Don’t worry… it isn’t the first time that some-pony used the kitchen utensils to masturbate, last time one of my chefs used a whisk, I know it’s strange but she did” Mario informed her and Scootaloo looked to Mario. “Did you fire her?” Scootaloo asked and Mario laughed. “Fire her… no I married her” Mario laughed and Scootaloo raised an eyebrow, Mario simply shrugged “When I first opened this shop mares in Ponyville didn’t wear any clothes, they thought their tails would cover everything… anyway when I caught her she cried but I cooed her and the next week we got married” Mario said with a laugh.

“Wow, just like that?” Scootaloo asked and Mario winked “Just like that, some things a just meant to be” Mario said and Scootaloo sighed, she wished that things between her and Joe would be ‘Just meant to be’. “You seem sad… tell Mario why this is?” Mario suggested and Scootaloo looked to him, “You know Joey right… well we aren’t actually dating but I wish we were… When I’m around him I feel… different and he makes me feel warm inside” Scootaloo said as she zipped up her pants.

“Baby, you should just tell Joey how you feel… you know that you’re the first one he’s brought to lunch ?” Mario informed her and Scootaloo gave him a look of hope. “Listen, I won’t tell him. It’ll be our little secret, but you should tell him before it’s too late” Mario told her and she nodded. “Tell me something about Joe” Scootaloo whispered and Mario looked to her, “What do you want to know?” he asked and Scootaloo shrugged “Anything” she whispered and Mario looked to her. “Let me tell you about the day he saved my life”.

* * *

“Well maybe we should move somewhere other than in front of a restaurant” Joe suggested to Applejack and she sighed. “Ah really don’t know… it’s hard tah pull this carriage yah know” Applejack told him and he chuckled, “Yeah, considering I’m always the one pulling it” Joe laughed and Applejack gave him a friendly nudge. “Ah promised tah pull it back didn’t ah” Applejack replied and Joe rolled his eyes, “Yeah after all the weight is gone cause we sold all the apples and besides it’s all downhill back to the farm” Joe laughed and Applejack rolled her eyes. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight walked over.

“How’s business today?” Twilight asked and Applejack sighed. “That means terrible in her own language” Joe laughed and Applejack gave him a harder punch. Joe chuckled and Rarity walked over and dropped three bits on the table, “I’ll have an apple pie dear” Rarity said and Joe handed her one of the pies. But as she was about to take a bit out of the pie the smell of smoke filled the air. “What the hell is that?” Joe asked as he stood to his full height and began to sniff the air. His question was answered when multiple glass windows at the back of the restaurant shattered and dark flames emitted from the window ceil.

“Oh shit” Joe gasped as ponies began to scramble out of the restaurant. Pinkie Pie just seemed to appear out of nowhere “Oh my gosh… what’s happening?” she asked and Joe shook his head, “Don’t know yet” he replied. Joe tried to talk to multiple ponies but the crowd was just too frantic to get away from the building. Suddenly a chef approached the group “Please you have to help them, some of the chefs are stuck in the back kitchen” the chef pleaded as a fire carriage rounded around the street corner.

Firefighters exited the vehicle and began to make a perimeter around the building. Joe ran up to one of the firefighters “Hey you have to go in there, there’s some ponies trapped inside” Joe informed a firefighter and the firefighter shook his hoof. “We can’t go in until we secure the situation” the firefighter told Joe. “They could die by then!” Joe yelled but the firefighter turned his attention away and began to give orders to the other firefighters.

“FUCK!” Joe swore and Rainbow Dash flew up to him, “What’s up Joe?” she asked and Joe threw his arms up in frustration. “The fucking firefighters won’t go in until they secure the place… fuck that I’m going in” Joe muttered and made his way towards the burning restaurant. “Joe, wait” Twilight called to him and Joe stopped for a moment, “Joe the smoke levels in that place could be lethal” Twilight warned him.

“I’ll take my chances” Joe muttered but the element bearers rushed up beside him, “We won’t stand idly by if we could help… but I really discourage this course of action” Twilight informed the group. “Hey you can’t go in there the place hasn’t been” the firefighter yelled but Joe kicked down the front door and the group entered.

The smoke was thick and it stung Joe’s eyes. “Stay low… the smoke can steal your breath” Joe muttered and put his arm up in front of his face to try and block some of the smoke. They made their way quickly across the restaurant and Joe kicked down the ‘Employee’s only’ door, several chefs were hiding in the far corner of the kitchen and the group rushed over.

As the group helped the ponies one of the chefs looked to Joe. “Please… Mario went into the back to get a fire extinguisher and is trapped back their… you have to save him” the chef coughed.

Joe looked to the others. “Get them outta here… I got Mario” Joe told the group, “No way that’s stupid… Joe you could die” Twilight argued and Joe looked to Rarity and nodded. “Wait… no don’t” Twilight began but Rarity produced a teleportation spell and transported the group outside. Twilight banged her hoof against the ground. “Dammit Rarity… you just can’t do that” Twilight yelled and Applejack put her hoof on Twilight’s shoulder. “Don’t worry… ah know him an he’s a survivor, if any-pony can do this it’s him” Applejack assured her friend.

Back inside Joe staggered into the back kitchen, the smoke was thick and it was hard to see. Joe grabbed the lever for the back kitchen door but it was scalding hot and burned his hand. “FUCK” Joe swore as he pulled back his hand and clenched his fist, the door was solid steel and had to be at least 6 inches thick. Smoke started to blur his vision worse and he began to feel light headed. He stepped back and with tremendous strength kicked down the steel door which clattered to the floor.

He dashed into the back kitchen and saw Mario huddled up in a corner, coughing violently as the smoke began to steal what little oxygen he had to breath. Joe staggered over to Mario, “Please… tell my wife… I love her” Mario gasped and Joe rolled his eyes, okay now sure it was life and death situation but that line had been used way to many times, he couldn’t have said tell my wife my final thoughts were of her or something? “You’re not gonna die… I’m gonna get you outta here” Joe told Mario and he coughed violently.

Joe looked to Mario and tossed the stallion over his shoulder but soon found that the smoke stole both their breath and that this wouldn’t work. “Mario… can you walk?” Joe asked and Mario shook his head weakly. Joe gritted his teeth as he held back a cough, he needed a way to save Mario and he needed a plan fast.

He spotted a cold freezer, it had to weigh at least 500 lbs. and Mario had to weigh at least another 190. “690 lbs.” Joe grunted and Mario looked to him, “What?” Mario asked as Joe staggered over to the freezer. In a show of extreme strength Joe lifted the freezer up and staggered back to Mario. “The smoke can’t get you… if you’re in here… get in” Joe coughed as he popped open the freezer and pulled out the racks used to keep things separated. Mario crawled into the freezer and Joe shut the door on the freezer, “Stay cool” Joe quoted and chuckled at the shitty one liner.

Grunting as he placed the heavy freezer on his shoulder and began to stagger out of the restaurant. He managed to get out of the kitchen and was in the dining room when suddenly the roof collapsed and a wooden beam fell on Joe, knocking him and the freezer to the ground. Luckily the beam landed on the freezer but it still trapped Joe underneath it. “Mario how much does one of those roof beams weigh?” Joe asked. “Uhm 250 lbs. why?” Mario asked, his voice muffled by the freezer lining, and Joe cursed to himself. ‘This is gonna hurt like a bitch’ Joe thought as he grasped the beam with his hands. The burning wood burned his hands and started to melt the skin on his palms.

Joe let out a pained howl and with extreme force gave the beam a toss and launched it off his body. Joe staggered back up and grabbed the freezer but as he walked to the exit he realized that the exit had collapsed and that there was no way he could escape. “Mario… hold on to something” Joe told the Italian chef. “Like what… I’m inside a freezer you know” Mario retorted.

Outside the entire crowd waited for Joe and the chef who had been trapped in the burning restaurant to come out. Firefighters sprayed the burning restaurant with fire hoses in an attempt to extinguish the flames. Suddenly a freezer smashed out from the front entrance which was collapsed and tumbled along the ground towards the crowd. Several gasps were emitted, “What… what is going on?” Twilight asked as the freezer door popped open and an Italian chef, who was covered in black soot from the burning building got out of the freezer and rolled to the ground.

Several of the employees rushed to his side but he gasped and pointed the burning. “Save him” Mario whispered weakly but suddenly an explosion ripped through the building and several ponies screamed in horror. “Oh muh god… JOE!” Applejack screamed. “Oh no… that was the propane exchange… that’s bad… every-pony get down” screamed one of the employees and suddenly an even larger explosion ripped through the building, sending burning debris towards the crowd and into the air.

“Oh please Celestia… this can’t be happening this has to be a bad dream” Twilight cried as she looked to the building. Sure Joe was tough but nothing could have survived that. “Every-pony get back to a safer distance” one of the firefighters ordered. Twilight buried her face in the ground and began to cry, Joe was so fun to be around and he was a personal friend of hers, it was like she had just lost one of her lifelong friends.

Several gasps were emitted from the crowd and Twilight looked up to see a smoking black figure come from around the side of the restaurant.

The element bearers all rushed up and grabbed him, quickly bringing him to a safer distance. Paramedics took Joe from them and placed him on a stretcher and hooked him up with an oxygen mask. Joe looked to Twilight and gave her a wink, pulling down the mask he chuckled “Forget the hearse… cause I ain’t dead yet” Joe coughed and put the oxygen mask back on as the paramedics loaded him into the back of the ambulance carriage. Joe looked to Mario who was receiving similar treatment and gave him a thumbs up.

* * *

“So what happened after that?” Scootaloo asked and Mario shrugged. “Well Joe is a very active guy and can’t be kept down that easily so after having Twilight heal his hands he was back to work for Applejack in a few hours” Mario laughed and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, only Joe could be so ridiculous as to go back to work a few hours after a near death experience.

Show of strength

Joe slammed the accelerator, they had finished lunch and Scootaloo had told Joe that her and Mario had met in the hallway and started chit chatting, leaving out the part about the kitchen scene for obvious reasons. “Shit, sorry if we’re late for class” Joe muttered, Scootaloo looked out the window of the car, it had recently stopped raining and the sun was shining brightly in the sky. The rain had left a beautiful glisten to Equestria and it was almost like one of those perfect moments where everything seems alright.

* * *

The rest of the school day had went along without any sort of hiccups. Joe now ran outside with the rest of the high school football team as they practiced. The coach had the kick-off team doing their routine while the others ran laps around the field. “So Joe… a little bird… tells me that… you went out to lunch today… with Scootaloo” puffed Dandelion, one of the team members, as they ran their laps. “Who’d you here that from? Tiara?” Joe asked, his breathing was a little bit more controlled but he too was panting a little bit.

“Yeah… she said… that you drove her… in your car” Dandelion puffed. “Yeah, we went to Tony’s Place” Joe told him and Dandelion managed to chuckled between his exhausted pants. “TEAM… GET WATER” the coach called and the team stopped running and began gasping for air, for whatever reason the coach had them running laps for the last hour and a half with no breaks. The team jogged over to the watering hose, “So how’d it go?” Dandelion asked and Joe shrugged “Like any other lunch, got a table, ate lunch and left” Joe replied as he grabbed a water bottle and sucked back the water.

Dandelion raised an eyebrow “Anything else, interesting, happen?” Dandelion asked and Joe shrugged. “Not really… oh you sick perv” Joe laughed and Dandelion simply shrugged.

The team gathered together under the goal posts and the coach gave them a quick speech about healthy living and not to drink alcohol before any games and what not. The team nodded and the coach dismissed them.

As they entered the change room several other stallions started conversing about random shit. Joe started pulling off his shoulder pads, they hadn’t been meant for humans and didn’t quite fit on him right but he made it work. “Hey Joe, we’re having a party tonight at Mossy’s, wanna come?” Pipsqueak asked, Joe shook his head “Sorry boys, gotta work tonight” Joe replied, several of the team members grumbled, “Awe come on Joe” some of the team members pleaded but Joe shook his head.

“Man, you gotta work every night” Thunder Shot, a relative of Thunder lane, retorted. “Yeah well you know” Joe replied as he slipped on some jeans. “Yeah we know alright… know that you’re tapping that ass” Dandelion laughed, making a crude joke about Joe and Applejack. “Yeah ‘okay’, she’s like twice my age” Joe chuckled, not offended by the joke. The joke had started back in grade 10 when one of the football players began to tease Joe about him always working late and soon they began a joke that he was fucking Applejack, though the entire team knew it wasn’t true. “Twice the age, twice the experience” Dandelion laughed and Joe simply shook his head in disappointment at Dandelion’s crude joke.

Joe slipped on a loose white T-shirt and began to leave when Thunder Shot called out “Joe! Hoof wrestle with Revy”. Revy was one of the biggest offensive linemen and had a reputation to constantly butt heads with Joe in terms of pure brute strength. Joe turned back and saw that several football players had somehow managed to get a school desk in the change room. Revy kneeled down on one side of the table and got his hoof ready, Joe sighed to himself and dropped his duffle bag to the floor, several of the team members cheered.

Joe knelt down on the other side of the table, across from Revy, and grabbed Revy’s hoof with his hand. Thunder Shot held their hoof and hand together, “Okay when I let go… you two guys go at it” Thunder Shot said with a grin.

Thunder Shot let go of them and the duo began to grunt as they tried to overpower one another. Revy’s face instantly went beat red and veins started bulging from his forehead as her grunted in effort to overpower Joe. Both their biceps flexed and veins began to bulge from their massive muscles. Joe gave out small grunts and slowly began to overtake Revy, Joe began to smile as he eased down on his effort just to make it look a little more like a fair fight. Revy continued to grunt furiously as his hoof was slowly brought down to the table. Several of the team members cheered as they watched the two titans clash in a hoof wrestle.

Revy’s hoof was inches away from the table when he finally gave up, giving out a gasp and taking in a huge breath of air as Joe slammed his hoof down. Joe let out a deep exhale and took in a deep breath of air. Joe tapped Revy on the shoulder and shook his hoof “Good fight man, we’ll have to do that again sometime” Joe said as he got up. Joe stretched out and grabbed his bag as he left, giving a wave to his fellow team members as he left for work.

* * *

The next morning Scootaloo arrived at school feeling good about life, though yesterday had been very strange and awkward she felt that today would be different and that things would go splendidly.

As the bell rang for school she trotted towards Joe’s locker, hoping to find him in need of her assistance but this time he wasn’t at his locker. She figured maybe he was running late or something and waited at his locker until the bell rang again, signaling that classes had started, she figured that perhaps he had finally figured out how locks worked and was probably already in class.

Scootaloo rushed to the history class where Mr. Cotton was already teaching the lesson, she looked to the back corner where she always sat with Joe. Only to see that he wasn’t sitting there, it took her off guard because he never missed class unless it was for a class trip from another class, but there was no class trips from another class today and she knew that because she was in all his other classes.

Scootaloo sat down but couldn’t keep her mind off of where Joe could possibly be. “Scootaloo?” Mr. Cotton asked and Scootaloo looked up, “Huh?” Scootaloo replied. “The answer to question 7?” Mr. Cotton asked her and Scootaloo was lost, “Uhm the what?” she asked and Mr. Cotton sighed. “Did you do last night’s homework?” Mr. Cotton asked and Scootaloo nodded her head, of course she always did her homework.

Scootaloo started rummaging through her bags, “Never mind, I’ll come back to you, Daffodil, the answer please” Mr. Cotton told another student. Daffodil began to tell him the answer about the evolution of technology during the beginning of the twentieth century.

Scootaloo trailed off again thinking about where Joe could possibly be and before she knew it Mr. Cotton was nudging her foreleg. Scootaloo shook off her thoughts, “Huh… uhm what question are we on?” Scootaloo asked and Mr. Cotton chuckled “Class ended two minutes ago, you were off in la-la land” Mr. Cotton laughed.

“Oh so sorry Mr. C” Scootaloo gasped and grabbed her things and rushed out of the classroom. Mr. Cotton shrugged. “See you tomorrow then” he muttered to himself and went back to his desk.

Scootaloo rushed down the hallways but as she did Diamond Tiara stood in her way and stopped her. Scootaloo skidded to a halt, “I have a bone to pick with you” Tiara scoffed and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, “I don’t have time for your stupid insults right now” Scootaloo grumbled and tried to push past when a large stallion stepped forward and blocked her path. Tiara stepped forward and poked her hoof into Scootaloo’s chest “You just stay the fuck away from Joe, he’s mine and no-pony is going to take him away from me, especially not some snooty little goody two shoes” Tiara scolded and Scootaloo stepped back as Tiara became more aggressive. “You understand me bitch” Tiara scowled and Scootaloo simply tried to move around them but the large stallion once again stepped in her way. ‘Jeeze where’s Joe when I really need him?’ Scootaloo thought to herself. “Hey bitch I’m talking to you, do you understand me or do I have to slap it into your head?” Tiara asked, in a bitchy tone. “Yeah whatever… slut” Scootaloo laughed, remembering the story Joe had told her.

“You dumb little cunt” Tiara gasped as she went to bitch slap Scootaloo, Scootaloo flinched but Tiara stopped just as a teacher came around the corner. “We’ll settle this later” Tiara hissed and trotted off, the big stallion following her. ‘If that’s her current coltfriend, then doesn’t he mind that she pretty much just said she was trying to get in another guys pants right in front of him?’ Scootaloo thought to herself as she rushed to her math class.

See managed to make it to class before she was late and sat down beside Applebloom. “Hey Scootaloo, how’s it going?” Applebloom asked and Scootaloo shrugged “Not bad, how bout you?” Scootaloo asked. “Same old, same old” Applebloom replied as the bell rang and the math teacher began the lesson.

The math teacher was going about the lesson and Scootaloo leaned over to Applebloom. “Class doesn’t seem right without Joe here screwing around” Scootaloo whispered to her friend. Applebloom leaned over, “Yeah ah know, last night at work he was applebuckin and him and Big Mac began to have a show of strength of who could kick down more apples. Anyway Joe went and booted a huge apple tree and it broke and landed on him” Applebloom whispered, “WHAT” Scootaloo gasped out loud and the teacher stopped his lesson. “Please Scootaloo don’t interrupt” the teacher told her but she paid no mind.

“Is he okay?” Scootaloo asked and Applebloom shrugged. “Well sis and muh brother brought him tah the hospital last night an…” Applebloom began but trailed off as Scootaloo dashed out of the classroom. The teacher watched Scootaloo dash out of the classroom and looked to Applebloom, “You mind telling me what just happened?” the teacher asked and Applebloom simply shrugged “Ah don’t know”.

Just stories

Scootaloo rushed into the hospital, breathing heavily, she had flown as fast as she could to the Ponyville hospital. She rushed to the front desk “Where is he” Scootaloo gasped and nurse Redheart looked at her with a friendly smile, “I’m sorry dear, but I’ll need to know who ‘he’ is before I can tell you” Redheart explained. “Joe… where is Joe, he’s the one who got crushed by the tree last night” Scootaloo informed her frantically.

Redheart pointed down the hall, “Last room on the left” she said casually and Scootaloo dashed down the hallway and burst through the door. She looked in the medical recover room and saw Joe lying on a medical bed, he wasn’t conscious and had a breathing mask hooked up to his face, and a medical blanket was cast over his body except his head.

Scootaloo rushed over to his side, “Joe… please Joe answer me… no please Celestia let him be okay” Scootaloo said as she began to cry. Tears strolled down her face as she wept over his body, she wrapped her hooves around Joe’s body and squeezed him tightly. “AAAAHHHHH” Joe screamed in pain as he lept up, pulling the breathing mask off his face. Scootaloo gasped and staggered back.

“J…Joe” Scootaloo stuttered, Joe winced in pain “Yeah, the one and only… why’d yah do that?” Joe asked as he stretched painfully. “I…I thought you were hurt” Scootaloo said through her sniffles. Joe laughed through a grunt of pain “Yeah, I am hurt. Hence why I am in a hospital bed” Joe chuckled, Scootaloo walked up beside him and gave him a light hug.

“I thought you were hurt really bad” Scootaloo whimpered and Joe just sat there. “Uhm… okay, you know that it was only a tree that landed on me right?” Joe asked as he returned Scootaloo’s hug and embraced her in a light hug. Scootaloo pulled her head back and looked into Joe’s eyes “But Applebloom said it was a huge tree” Scootaloo said as she wiped some tears from her eyes, “Yeah for a pony it was huge… but the tree only weighed around 400 pounds… that’s just like a motorcycle landing on me and besides some of the branches slowed the fall” Joe replied casually.

Scootaloo brought her head back into Joe’s shoulder and Joe simply sat there thinking ‘I hope Applebloom didn’t over exaggerate it too much’. “You know it wasn’t that bad right?” Joe told her and she whispered to him “Just like how you heroically saved Mario… that wasn’t that much either… Joe… I can’t” Scootaloo began but Joe pulled back from the hug.

“Heroically?” Joe asked curiously and Scootaloo wiped some more tears from her eyes “You went into that burning building to save him” Scootaloo began and Joe chuckled “Yeah, but that’s what any-pony with courage would do to save another pony” Joe told her. “And how you carried Mario out in a 600 pound freezer and threw it out the door then survived the propane explosion” Scootaloo said and Joe laughed.

“I think your information is a little off kid… yeah Mario likes to stretch that story out. Okay for starters Mario weighs more than the freezer did and for seconds I didn’t survive a propane explosion, the roof simply collapsed and I jumped out a window in the back of the building” Joe informed her. “And what about the 250 pound burning beam of wood that fell on top of you while you were carrying the freezer?” Scootaloo asked and Joe snickered “Yeah, now that actually happened” Joe chuckled.

“Joe… please don’t take such big risks… I… I” Scootaloo was about to reveal her love for Joe when suddenly Rainbow Dash burst through the hospital door.

“Scootaloo…whew, I got a call from the school saying that you just ran out, Applebloom had said that she was talking about Joe going to the hospital so I came looking for you here… what’s gotten into you anyway?” Rainbow Dash asked. “I had to know if Joe was okay” Scootaloo informed Rainbow Dash who let out a sigh of relief, “You should know that Joe can survive almost anything I can” Rainbow Dash said with a wink and Joe chuckled “Well that might be a little bit of an understatement” Joe laughed and Rainbow Dash shot him a sly look.

“Well Scootaloo, I signed you out of school for the rest of the afternoon… I was thinking maybe we could head down to the lake for a swim” Rainbow Dash offered and Scootaloo’s jumped up in excitement. “Well how bout it Joe, you want to tag along?” Rainbow Dash asked and Joe shook his hand “Nah, you girls go ahead” Joe replied. “What’s wrong Joe, feeling a little sore… can’t handle as much as me” Rainbow Dash teased, obviously poking at his pride. Joe rolled his eyes “No thanks… I don’t think doc will let me out anyway” Joe replied and Rainbow Dash shrugged, “Okay… guess that just means you can’t take as much as me” Rainbow Dash laughed and Joe simply shrugged, not minding that she was poking at his pride.

“Awe come on Joe, it’ll be fun” Scootaloo begged and Joe simply shook his hand again. Scootaloo got up closer to his face and gave him puppy dog eyes “Pretty please… with a cherry on top?” Scootaloo begged and Joe’s stomach rumbled. “Okay but only if I can stop and get a coffee and a jelly doughnut” Joe replied and got out of the hospital bed, stretching and wincing a little from the pain.

“So any plans on how to get me out of here?” Joe asked and Rainbow Dash shrugged, “I’ll bug the desk receptionist and you sneak past” Rainbow Dash replied, formulating a really badly thought through plan. “Alight… my car is out back, let’s go” Joe said and the trio exited the hospital recovery room. They walked down the hallway casually but as they got closer to the front of the hospital Joe stayed behind and waited for Rainbow Dash to start distracting nurse Redheart. “Hey nurse sooo I was wondering…”Rainbow Dash began and Scootaloo waved to Joe. Joe crawled past the desk undetected and out the front doors.

“Oh sorry nurse, I just realized the time, gotta go” Rainbow Dash replied as she looked to the imaginary watch on her wrist and dashed out the front doors. “But I… okay” nurse Redheart said and shrugged, not quite sure what just happened.
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo zipped around the corner to see Joe changing out of the hospital clothes and into some cargo pants and a white T-shirt. Joe looked to Rainbow Dash “You think they’ll mind if I don’t return the clothes?” Joe asked and tossed the hospital clothes into a dumpster and hopped in the driver seat of the car. “Hey… hold on I’m driving” Rainbow Dash laughed and Joe gave her a frown, “I don’t think so” Joe replied but Rainbow Dash simply opened the door and made Joe move over. “I don’t think I even want to go anymore” Joe complained and Rainbow Dash laughed as she fidgeted with the keys to try and start the car, Scootaloo hopped into the back seat as Joe leaned over and started the car. Joe leaned back into his seat “If you crash this car…”

Author's Note

So since alot of people didn't like the idea of Joe being an absolute tanked out character I made him seem a little bit more realistic

Fun

Scootaloo had hoped to see Joe in swimming trunks, or at least perhaps take his t-shirt off, but once again her wishes didn’t come true. They had parked the car at the end of the dirt trail and walked through a forested area to a more secluded lake.

Joe propped open a lawn chair and sat down, putting his cup of coffee beside him on the arm rest and reading the daily newspaper. “Hey Joe, want to come for a swim with me? I mean, well just come for a swim?” Scootaloo asked, stammering a bit after she asked if he wanted to go swimming with her. He flipped the page of the newspaper, “No thanks, you go ahead” Joe replied bluntly. Scootaloo walked up and pulled the newspaper down from in front of his face and gave him a pouty look, “Pretty please?” she asked and Joe shook his head.

Scootaloo sighed and trotted off to the lakeside, she wasn’t sure where Rainbow Dash had darted off to but she was positive that Rainbow Dash was somewhere nearby. Scootaloo flew up into the air “Hey Joe, watch this, this one is for professionals only” Scootaloo boasted. “I’m watching, I’m watching” Joe replied as he read through the news articles. He set the paper down for a moment and watched as Scootaloo dive bombed into the water and made a small splash.

She surfaced momentarily and her teeth were chattering. The water was cold due to the mild weather recently even though it was still early autumn and it still should be hot weather. “Hey… J… Joe… come in… the waters… great” Scootaloo said through chattering teeth. Joe flipped his paper up again, “No thanks” he replied and began to read through his paper. ‘What nerve, to agree to come swimming yet not even get wet… I’ll show him’ Scootaloo thought as she swam back to shore.

Taking back a mouthful of water, holding it in her mouth as she crept up to Joe, who paid her no mind and continued to read his paper. She snuck up in front of him and pulled down his paper, “Hey kid what the hell…” Joe began but Scootaloo sprayed the water into his face. He just sat there, expressionless and gave her an annoyed look. “Oh Joe I’m so sorry” Scootaloo apologized quickly, realizing that Joe didn’t really find it all that humoress. Joe got a terribly mischievous grin on his face and lept up, laughing in a friendly voice her began to chase her back to the lakeside “Yah, you’re right you’ll be sorry, once I get my hands on you” Joe laughed. Scootaloo let out a playful scream as Joe gently grabbed her and tackled her lightly into the water.

As Scootaloo surfaced Joe splashed water at her, “Haha, take that” Joe laughed. “Oh yeah… take this” Scootaloo laughed and using her wings she splashed water back at Joe. He laughed and one again tackled her to the ground gently, laughing all the while. Now on top of her Joe held her down gently as he tried to reach for something to splash in her face but couldn’t reach the water. Scootaloo looked up to Joe and her heart began to beat rapidly. Scootaloo wrapped her forelegs around Joe’s neck and Joe gave her a flirty look as she fluttered her eyes at him. “Uh… Scootaloo… you’re giving me that weird look again” Joe informed her but she already knew that. She began to lean upward to kiss Joe and a small wave came up to shore.

Scootaloo began to close her eyes as she went to kiss Joe but suddenly a large splash of water filled her face. “Haha, got yah” Joe laughed and rolled off her body and began to prance around like a 4 year old that had just pulled of the best of pranks. Scootaloo gasped as she realized what he had just done. “Oh you’re on” Scootaloo laughed, forgetting her romantic thoughts and thinking only of ways that she could get Joe back for what he just did.

For the next half hour they ran around and played together like kids at the beach. Finally Joe settled down and laid down on the lakeside, letting the water wash up onto his body. Scootaloo laid down beside him and let out a sigh of relaxation as the duo laid there and watched as the sun began its afternoon routine where it would get that perfect orange haze. “Beautiful isn’t it?” Joe asked and Scootaloo looked to him contently then back to the sunset, “Yeah… really beautiful” Scootaloo whispered. Scootaloo’s thoughts became romantic again, “Joe… I want to tell you something really important” Scootaloo said and Joe looked over to her.

“Yeah go ahead, I’m all ears” Joe replied. “Joe… I’ve only known you for a short while, and I know we only went out to lunch once but” Scootaloo began but suddenly Joe shot up. “Shit” he swore, Scootaloo lost the whole romantic esteem boost. “What… what’s wrong?” Scootaloo asked and Joe raced back to his lawn chair and picked up his cup of coffee and took a sip. “Shit, it’s cold” he muttered, sighing to himself as he flopped down in his lawn chair and took another sip of the cold coffee.

Scootaloo tried to find that feeling of personal esteem that she had during the sunset but couldn’t and she had lost her courage to ask Joe to be her coltfriend, or technically he’d be like a human friend or something, ‘What do they call it back in his world man-friend?’ Scootaloo thought to herself and simply trotted up beside Joe and laid down beside him. “Oh hey… sorry for cutting you off back there. What were you saying?” Joe asked and Scootaloo made up an elaborate excuse. “Oh well I was just wondering if you ever wanted to hang out with me, you know like do things that friends do together” Scootaloo replied. “Well why not?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo’s heart skipped, ‘He just agreed that easily, maybe he is interested in me’ Scootaloo thought to herself.

“Really?” Scootaloo asked, Joe shrugged “Well sure, I mean isn’t that what we’re doing right now? Just chillin like villains” Joe laughed. Scootaloo sighed in relief, at least he hadn’t thought she was strange due to her sudden advances back on the lakeside. “Well I’m going for another swim… wanna come with?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head. “Nah, gotta finish my coffee before it becomes way to cold” Joe replied as he sipped his coffee.

Scootaloo nodded and trotted back to the lake. She began to swim casually but suddenly Rainbow Dash yelled out to her. “Hey Scootaloo… this one is for the real professionals” Rainbow Dash called out and darted down at an incredibly high speed. Joe tilted the paper forward so he could watch as Rainbow Dash performed her iconic sonic rainboom. Joe chuckled and lifted the newspaper back up and began to read it again.

Rainbow Dash splashed into the water with so much might that it was like a huge tidal wave. Joe heard the water coming at him and tilted his newspaper back down, only to see the humongous tidal wave coming right for him, his eyes grew wide and he gulped as he hid his face behind the newspaper like it would shield his body.

The tidal wave engulfed him and the water flooded through the forest and brought Joe along with it. Eventually the water evened out and Joe laid on the ground, absolutely soaked, his newspaper was ruined and his coffee was gone, along with his jelly doughnut. He stood up and grabbed his lawn chair and spat out some water in his mouth. He gave a disgruntled look as he could her Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash laughing, he sighed in exhaustion “I think that’s enough fun… for one day”

Joe's day

Thursday had finally arrived. Joe’s alarm clock blared and Joe leaned over, slamming his hand against the snooze button on his alarm clock, the digital numbers read 5:00. Joe rolled over and fell back to sleep but within five minutes the alarm clock was blaring again. Joe grumbled to himself and slammed his clock, this time though the alarm clock shattered. “Oh fuck… okay I’ll buy a new alarm clock after work” Joe muttered and rolled off his couch. His house was exceptionally clean but that was only because he was usually never around to make it messy.

He hadn’t slept on his bed in at least a month, since he preferred to lay on the couch in the living room and pass out watching late night TV. He moved his tongue around in his mouth and he had that awful morning feeling that made his mouth taste like he had drank out of a toilet. He grumbled to himself, grabbing the remote and pressing the power button as he walked into the kitchen to make himself breakfast. “Today’s weather is going to be stormy and rainy” the news anchor informed the viewers. “Okay, I’ll make sure to wear tropical clothes” Joe chuckled as he looked through his fridge for something to eat.

“God, I’d kill for some bacon” Joe muttered as he pulled out an apple and an orange. Ever since he’d arrived in Equestria it had become apparent that ponies didn’t eat meat and it was shunned to eat meat. So ever since he arrived he hadn’t gotten any meat, closest thing to meat was eggs, but sometimes you just really need some good old fashioned bacon for breakfast. Joe cut the apple into slices and peeled the orange as the news anchor went on about other random crap.

Joe ate the fruit but his stomach still wasn’t satisfied, he opened the fridge and pulled out some eggs and started one of the stove elements. Cracking one of the eggs into the pan he figured he might as well have some coffee for breakfast and grabbed the coffee can of espresso coffee and poured it into the coffee maker. He rubbed his eyes and groaned as he mumbled to himself.

He set the stove element to a low heat setting and went back to the living room and flopped down on the couch and switched it to the morning cartoons, they were relatively better than the ones back on earth but closely resembled his earth cartoons that he used to watch. A rabbit named Jack would run around while some bear named Smokey chased him around and tried to catch him.

Joe smiled to himself as he remembered when he was four years old and he watched The Bugs Bunny and Tweedy show with his dad, how Elmer Fud would always try and blast Bugs Bunny but would somehow his shots always missed or Bugs Bunny would create some stupid elaborate plan to foil Elmer’s plans.

Joe reached over and opened a secret compartment in the living room table. A small drawer slide out and there was a large trinket chest lying inside the compartment. Joe pulled out the trinket chest and blew off the dust that had accumulated on the chest. He flipped open the top to the small chest and looked at its contents. Inside was a beautiful Colt M1911 .45 caliber handgun with a beautiful reinforced chrome slide, on the slide of the gun there were many engravings and above the engravings there was an inscription that read ‘To Joseph love Dad’. A tear rolled down Joe’s eye and he sucked back a sniffle and put the gun back in the chest, hidding it back in the secret compartment of the table.

Joe smelt his eggs cooking and went back to the kitchen and served himself a plate of eggs and a cup of coffee.

* * *

Joe parked his car around back of the school like he always did and turned off the car. Like he had predicted, the news weather ponies were wrong and it was a fine day out but despite the warm weather Joe had dressed in: a jean jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, dark blue jeans and some heavy steel toed work boots. He grabbed a cowboy hat from the back seat of the car and placed it on his head and walked into the school.

Class was about to start but Joe walked casually down the halls and to his locker and spun the combination. He tried to open the lock but it didn’t budge, he gave it a few tugs but it was reluctant to open, Joe sighed and spun the combination again but once again it wouldn’t open. Joe became agitated as he spun the combination for a third time but still it wouldn’t open.

Joe started to become rather pissed, why the hell had he bought this lock for 5 bits if it didn’t even work. “You fucking son of… fucking cunt sucking whore… mother fucking cock sucking… FUCK” Joe swore and tried to pull the lock open but it wouldn’t budge, ‘Time to just rip this fucking lock off the locker’ Joe told himself but suddenly that mare that he had become good friends with recently stepped up beside him. “Hey Joe, need help with your lock?” Scootaloo asked. Joe nodded and stepped back as she spun the lock.

‘This mare seems to show up at the weirdest of times’ Joe thought to himself as she opened his locker. “Thanks kid, guess that’s three” Joe replied but then realized that they had busted him out of the hospital the other day. “Actually I guess that’s four” Joe informed her and she looked at him curiously, “Heck if it weren’t for you I’d probably still be stuck in the hospital… guess I’ll have to take you out to a really nice diner or something to make up for it” Joe replied casually and grabbed his things from his locker.

As he turned back to talk to her he realized she was zipping around the corner, “Uhm… goodbye then” Joe chuckled and closed his locker ‘I really need a new lock’ Joe thought to himself. Joe strolled down the hallways but suddenly Diamond Tiara and three large stallions stepped forward. “Just what do you think you’re doing with that goody two shoes?” Tiara scowled and Joe raised an eyebrow. “Who?” Joe asked curiously. “You damn well know who, don’t play stupid” Tiara scowled and Joe shrugged and began to walk past her but the three stallions stepped in his way.

“Excuse me gentlecolts but I must be getting to class now” Joe said in a British accent. The stallions kept a blunt face, trying to act tough. Joe sighed “Please move” Joe sighed politely but still they didn’t move. The stallions simply stood there, expressionless, like body guards or something. Tiara looked to Joe “Neat aren’t they, daddy hired some body guards for me to protect me on my way to and back from school, along with my everyday life at school. Don’t underestimate them they are extremely well trained and could break you in an instant” Tiara sneered and walked up beside Joe.

“So I’ll ask one more time, what are you doing with that stupid bitch” Tiara asked, in a bitchy tone. Joe sighed, irritated with Tiara’s behaviour, and looked to her “Well, not sure who you’re referring to, but if it’s my boss then you better step off now because she’s a good pony and I don’t like ponies talking down about Applejack just because she has a southern accent” Joe told her. “Not her I meant” Tiara began but Joe cut her off, “And another thing” Joe began and looked to the three body guards “Tell you’re fucking gimps to move it or I’ll break their fucking noses” Joe told her in a cold voice.

The body guards gulped and stepped out of his way, “Looks like they have two brain cells to rub together, you could learn a thing or two from them” Joe said as he walked past them and away from Tiara.

Joe chuckled to himself as he thought about Tiara’s stupid behaviour, those weren’t body guards they were just some seniors that she had probably whored herself out to so they would act like her body guards. Joe had seen them in the hallways before they had met Tiara. Joe entered the history class just as the bell rang and went to his back seat where Scootaloo was already sitting down.

“Good morning class, today I’m giving you the entire period to research your historical figure. If you have any questions please ask” Mr. Cotton told the class, resulting in many groans of boredom from other students. Scootaloo leaned over, “I was thinking…” Scootaloo began and Joe turned to her, “Go on” Joe replied and Scootaloo pulled out a book titled ‘Biography of Star Swirl the bearded’. “Want to do the history report on him?” Scootaloo asked and Joe just shrugged, “Whatever you want kid, I’ll just tag along for the ride” Joe replied.

Author's Note

So when I was writing this I kind of got the wierd feeling that Joe knew that she liked him but was being a dick, but I just wanted him to be oblivious so I wrote this chapter focusing more on his perspective so it just seemed like she was just acting strange,
and on a side note, thank you to all the readers that liked my book, it means alot that people actually like my stories, even if it is a terrible romance idea with sex involved, so I say big thanks to all you guys and gals out there thumbs up to all you readers who have put up with me

Afternoon work

It was nearing the end of the school day and once again Joe was screwing around in class, trying to waste time. Joe looked up to the drywall tile roof and pulled out a sharpened pencil from his pencil case. With a smirk he tossed the pencil at the roof and the sharpened pencil stuck in the roof.

Joe chuckled to himself and pulled out another pencil and tossed it into the roof as well. “Joe?” the teacher asked and Joe looked to the teacher, “Yeah?” Joe asked and the teacher sighed. “Can you please read the paragraph?” the teacher asked and Joe scrunched his nose. “What paragraph?” Joe asked and the teacher let out a disappointed sigh, “The paragraph in the short story we are reading” The teacher replied and Joe gave her a confused look then saw the paper on his desk.

Picking up the stapled together paper he waved it, “Is this it?” Joe asked humoressly and the teacher rolled her eyes. “What have you been doing all period?” the teacher asked and Joe pointed to the roof, the teacher looked up to see all the pencils stuck in the roof. “JOE… you just… get out of class” the teacher yelled and Joe chuckled and got up out of his seat and walked towards the door but stopped and looked to the teacher. “See you tomorrow teach” he chuckled and left the room and walked to the football change room, class would be over in a few minutes and football practice would be starting just after class.

* * *

Football practice went smoothly and Joe was changing into his casual clothes as Tanner ran into the change room, “Boys, tonight we’re going to the bar” he told the team. “Come on man. What are you, high? We can’t get into the bar, we’re minors” Thunder Shot replied and Tanner rolled his eyes. “Nah man, my older brother is bartending tonight so he’ll serve us” Tanner told the team, who all cheered. “Joe…” Dandelion trailed off and raised his eyebrow. “No, I’ve got to work tonight” Joe replied, several of the team members groaned. “Awe come on Joe, this is a once in a life time opportunity here” Dandelion pleaded, “Yeah, one which could get your brother fired and fined, and the coaches would kill us” Joe replied.

“Awe come on man, this may be the only time we get to do this” Dandelion pleaded, Joe rolled his eyes “Yeah or we could wait till we turn 18” Joe suggested as he went to leave. “Hey Joe, you got your cell?” Thunder Shot asked and Joe pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and waved it for Thunder to see. “Alright well if you change your mind call us” Thunder Shot told him and Joe rolled his eyes as he left for work.

Joe left the school and walked over to his car, tossing his duffel bag in the back of the car and his cowboy hat into the back seat. Suddenly someone grabbed him from behind and slammed his head into the hood of the car with great force. “You want to talk badly to Ms. Tiara, then you’ll have hell to pay” the pony behind Joe said. Joe rolled his eyes, “Hey buddy, since I’m feeling nice I’ll give you one chance to let me go before I break your arm” Joe told the figure but the stallion simply rolled Joe over onto his back and punched Joe in the face. “Your call” Joe said as he grabbed the stallion’s foreleg and twisted it as he stepped forward and flipped the stallion on his back, still holding the stallion’s arm to its full extension he whispered into his ear. “Tell Tiara that whoever she sends next…”Joe trailed off and broke the stallion’s arm. The stallion screamed in pain, “They’ll have it worse than that” Joe hissed and stepped over the stallion’s body and sat in the driver seat. “Tootles” Joe chuckled and drove off to work.

* * *

Joe booted the tree and multiple apples fell into the baskets positioned at the bottom of the tree. “So Joe… tell me how’s school?” Applejack asked as she bucked a tree, resulting in more apples falling. “Oh you know, same old same old” Joe replied as he walked over to another tree and gave it a boot. “Well, ah don’t know… how’s the same old?” Applejack asked and Joe chuckled, “You know, just like old times” Joe replied and booted another tree. Applejack chuckled and gave a hearty laugh “Don’t wanna talk about it huh?” Applejack asked as she bucked yet another tree.

“What’s to talk about, school’s boring… teachers rant on about useless stuff and I have to sit there for seven hours a day and listen to it all” Joe chuckled, kicking another tree. “Well, if school is sooo borin how’s football?” Applejack asked and Joe shrugged, “It’s fun” Joe replied and picked up a load of baskets and placed them on the wagon. “Well, go on” Applejack told him and Joe chuckled as he walked back to grab some more apples. “Okay, okay, nothing’s new except the upcoming game against the Canterlot royals” Joe replied and Applejack raised her eyebrow. “Yah ready fer that?” she asked and Joe nodded “You can bet your ass on that on” Joe replied and picked up a few more baskets. Applejack looked at her flank “Nah, don’t think ah would risk losin muh ass tah no-pony” she laughed, Joe chuckled at the crude joke and hefted the baskets onto the wagon.

“Alright, that’ll be enough, don’t wanna overweight the wagon” Applejack told Joe. Joe hooked himself up to the wagon and began to pull it, ironic how back in his world the horses would have to do this. “You know… I’m not sure why I always have to pull the wagon” Joe laughed jokingly, Applejack trotted beside him “Hey now, ah pull the wagon to” Applejack replied. “Yeah, whenever it’s empty” Joe laughed and Applejack trotted into Joe’s side and gave him a nudge, Joe tilted his body at her and nudged her back. “Oh yeah… last one tah the barn is a rotten egg” Applejack retorted as she raced off towards the barn.

Joe called out to her “Hey that ain’t fair… ohh I’ll get you” Joe said as he began to push his physical limits, the wagon weighed around 200 pounds but with all the apples it easily weighed 700, usually Joe wouldn’t go running with a wagon full off apple baskets but the apple family had recently put guard rails on the wagon to keep the baskets from falling out. Applejack wasn’t pushing it and figured she had Joe easily outmatched, and was running at a slower pace.

Joe was pushing himself to the max and he ran up beside Applejack, “See you… at the barn” Joe laughed through heavy pants and raced ahead of Applejack. “What in the hay… oh yeah” Applejack said and lept onto the back of the wagon without Joe noticing. Joe looked back only to see a trail of dust, he figured he had left Applejack in the dust.

As he neared the barn he started to slow his pace so it would be easier to stop the wagon but suddenly Applejack jumped off the wagon and in front of him. “Eat muh dust Joe” Applejack called out and ran forward at full tilt, dust puffing up behind her. “Oh that mare… you’re so on” Joe said as he began to push his limits again, not wanting to be bested by the mare cause he knew that she’d hold it over him even though it was an unfair match.

Joe ran up beside her but as he did she gave him a dire look and pointed forwards. Joe looked forward only to realize that the barn was closer than he thought it had been. “SHIT” Joe yelled and quickly unhooked himself and tried to put his feet down to stop the wagon but it simply pushed him under and passed over top of him and towards the barn. Joe quickly reached up and as the wagon passed he grabbed the back end of the wagon.

Sticking his feet hard into the ground he tensed all his muscles as he tried to stop the high speed wagon. His biceps budged as his muscles maxed out and his feet dug deeper into the ground, Joe let out a grunt of extreme effort as his face went red and a vein budged from his forehead. “GAHHHHHH!” Joe roared as he tried furiously to stop the wagon, Applejack raced up beside him and tried the same thing he was doing but due to the way ponies walk she couldn’t hold the wagon with her forelegs and use her hindlegs as brakes. “Joe… ah can’t do nothin… wait” she replied and pulled out a lasso rope and lassoed Joe and began to pull back on him with the rope to provide extra stopping power.

Joe grunted and finally the wagon came to a halt, 10 feet away from the barn. Joe let out an exhausted exhale and leaned up against the wagon. Applejack followed suit and lept up on her hindlegs and leaned up beside Joe in a similar fashion. “I… didn’t… think it would stop” Joe gasped exhaustedly and Applejack nodded “Me either… thought it would smash right through the barn” she replied and Joe gave her a bro-hoof. “Good teamwork… for a human” Applejack teased and Joe rolled his eyes as he stood up and walked to the front of the wagon.

“Hope that the mounts ain’t busted” Joe replied as he looked at the mounts. Applejack trotted over exhaustedly and looked at the mounts. “Ah don’t think they’re damaged too much… but it might need a bit a repair… minor” Applejack informed Joe who walked over to the barn entrance and knocked on the large barn doors. “Just what in tarnation do yah think yer doing?” Applejack asked and Joe got a sly smile on his face.

“I win” Joe replied and Applejack gave him a confused look but then realized what he was talking about. “Hey, tain’t fair, yah cheated” Applejack laughed as she rushed up to him, “Me… cheat, ridiculous. You’re the one that hooked me up to the 700 pound wagon then declared a race” Joe laughed. Applejack lept onto her hindlegs and pined Joe up against the door. “Ah declare a rematch” Applejack announced but Joe shook his head, he loved it when he teased Applejack like this, her pride was going to suffer for this simply because they both knew that if she had actually tried she would have easily dusted Joe.

“Nope, looks like I win” Joe teased, “Tain’t fair, yah gotta go again” Applejack pouted, shaking Joe against the barn door. Joe released the door lock and their body weight pushed against the door and forced it to swing open and Joe’s body fell back, with Applejack landing on top of him in an awkward posture.

Joe wrapped his leg around Applejack’s hindleg and rolled their bodies over and lept off her body and began to run around in circles, “Yeah… and the human is the winner” Joe laughed but Applejack tackled him to the ground. “Nuh-uh, rematch decides winner” Applejack announced, “Fine but you have to carry that wagon” Joe laughed and Applejack looked to the wagon, sure she could pull it sure but there was no way that she’d be able to pull it as fast as Joe could run. “No… we both have tah have wagons attached” she replied but suddenly Joe’s phone rang from his pocket and interrupted there playfulness. Realizing that they were in a ridiculously awkward position Applejack got off of Joe and brush her mane out of her face as Joe stood up and answered the phone.

“Yeah?” Joe asked, “Hey Joe, listen some of the guys are really drunk and need a ride home…” Thunder Shot said over the phone. “Yeah, okay I’ll be there in a bit” Joe replied and ended the phone call. “Sorry AJ, some of the guys at the bar are drunk and need me to drive them home… gotta cut work early today” Joe informed her and she nodded. “No worries, but tomorrow we’re havin a rematch” Applejack laughed and Joe chuckled as he walked over to his car. “Okay fine, we’ll have a rematch, but this time let’s have the ending line further away from the barn” Joe chuckled as he started the car and drove off to the bar.

Author's Note

So anyway, since I'm not exactly comfortable writing sexual romance books I had a good friend Neko edit my stuff, sorry Titan, I know I said I'd remeber it but Neko's already edited alot of my other stories maybe next time eh?

Bar fight

Joe parked the car in front of the bar and turned off the car, figures they’d call him to come pick them up but wouldn’t be waiting for him. Joe sighed to himself as he got out of his car and approached the bar, he could hear ponies inside having the time of their lives: yelling, swearing, beer bottles breaking. Joe opened the front door to the bar and several ponies looked over to him, not all were his team mates, there were other noticeable public figures like: Snowflake, Derpy, nurse Redheart and for some reason the Wonderbolts were here.

“HEY JOE!” Dandelion yelled out and all the team members looked over to him and cheered “EHHHHHHH”. Joe looked at the bar, it was an absolute mess, the bar manager was going to kill Tanner’s brother for this. “Okay… who’s drunk and needs to be brought home?” Joe asked, getting straight to the point of why he was there in the first place. “Awe come on Joe, have a drink” Dandelion replied drunkenly. “No thanks, now seriously who’s going home?” Joe asked.

Dandelion got up and staggered over to him “Awe come on Joey… just a little lie we told to get you over here and have a drink with us” Dandelion said, his speech slurring several times. “No… sorry to have to disappoint you but I’ll just be going now” Joe replied but Dandelion held on to his friend by the shoulder, refusing to let his friend leave the bar. “Come on Joey… you’re here… why not have a drink” Dandelion slurred and Joe smirked, “Cause I don’t want to end up like you, drunk and slurring my sentences” Joe laughed.

“HEY YOU LITTLE PRICK” yelled a voice from across the bar, Joe looked over to see that Pipsqueak had become severely intoxicated and accidently fallen over onto a pool table, knocking several pool balls into the holes and ruining the other ponies pool game. “Oh… sorry man… didn’t…” Pipsqueak tried to talk but couldn’t think due to his intoxication level and ended up just laughing drunkenly. “You think that’s funny you little prick?” the larger stallion said and picked Pipsqueak up and smashed his small frame against the bar wall.

Pipsqueak yelled out in pain and several football players looked over to see their small friend get smashed into the wall, but Joe was the fastest to react, due to him not having an intoxication level. Joe grabbed the aggressor’s foreleg, “Hey bub, leave the kid alone, he didn’t mean nothing by it” Joe said politely. The stallion sneered “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”.

“Then pick on someone your own size” Joe snarled and the stallion dropped Pipsqueak and slammed his hoof into Joe’s face while he laughed “Yeah, how bout I pick on you”. But his face turned dire as Joe’s face didn’t even flinch from the impact, Joe rammed a clenched fist into the stallion’s gut and he staggered back, at this point several other ponies had gathered to watch.

“Oh you little bitch” yelled one of the stallion’s friends as he swung a punch at Joe who simply dodged it and rammed a punch into the other stallion’s face, but as he did another one of his friends jumped in and tackled Joe. “Hey, you cheap son of a whore” yelled one of the football players and jumped on one of the stallions in the fight, soon the entire bar was in a massive brawl, ponies would just pound whoever was near them, except the football players and the Wonderbolts, they wouldn’t punch their own team members.

Spitfire flew into one of the football offensive linemen and knocked him into a wall with a THUD. “Soarin, you mind” Spitfire began but suddenly a huge hoof smashed through her face and sent her flying across the bar. Snowflake snarled, he had a bone to pick with Spitfire ever since the Wonderbolt academy training when she’d constantly scream at him, he fluttered his tiny little wings and got in a charging stance, Soarin tried to tackle the mighty Pegasus but when he flew into him he simply bounced off Snowflake’s mighty frame. Snowflake turned to the now dazed Wonderbolt and punched him hard in the gut and Soarin doubled over.

Tamer, Tanner’s brother that was running the bar for the night, flicked on the overhead radio and classic rock began to play. Tamer lept over the counter and joined the fight as the music ‘Satisfaction, by the rolling stones’ began to play.

I can’t get no

Satisfaction

I can’t get no

Satisfaction…

Joe grabbed the stallion who had slammed Pipsqueak into the wall and began to pound his face but the bastard grabbed a beer bottle and smashed it against Joe’s face, glass shattered into Joe face and he staggered back in pain as little glass shards cut into his face. The stallion raced forward to get a cheap shot on Joe but Joe gave him a spin kick to the head and knocked him out.

A punch connected with the side of Joe’s face and he staggered back and looked to his aggressor. It was Rapidfire, one of the notable members of the Wonderbolts. Joe gave Rapidfire a curious look but realized that he was obviously intoxicated just like most of the ponies participating in the brawl. Rapidfire charged Joe and he simply sidestepped and flipped Rapidfire onto his back, not wanting to cause heavy bodily harm to the Wonderbolt since he obviously didn’t really realize what was going on.

Suddenly a massive pony grabbed Joe and tossed him through the front widow of the bar and Joe landed on a carriage outside. Glass shards cut through his jeans and into his skin but he didn’t really notice. The adrenalin of fighting numbed his pain significantly. Joe ran back into the bar to see that the figure who had thrown him out the window was probably Snowflake, being the only one who could ever really take him on in a match of strength and win.

Snowflake looked to Joe and charged at him, Joe knew that to take Snowflake head on would most likely result in them both being hospitalized for the next several weeks. As Snowflake charged Joe he lept to the side and dodged Snowflake’s charge. Sliding along the floor, Joe flipped himself up and saw Snowflake swinging at him with a heavy punch. Out of his peripheral vision, Joe saw Fleetfoot beside him and knew that if he ducked that Snowflake’s punch force would probably break her neck and kill her, doing the more courageous thing Joe lifted his right arm up in an attempt to block the punch.

It worked significantly, his delayed block somewhat blocked Snowflake’s force and he only suffered a light tap, though the light tap would have probably knocked most ponies on their ass. Joe staggered back and Snowflake swung at him again but this time Joe was faster, effectively blocking Snowflake’s haymaker punch, blocking it with his forearm then wrapping his arm around Snowflake’s and twisting his foreleg, resulting in Snowflake being spun to the ground with a loud THUD.

“YEAH, WHO BEAT SNOWFLAKE… I DID” Joe yelled out but suddenly a pool cue snapped against the back off Joe’s head and knocked him forward. Due to the force of the pool cue snapping against the back of his head, Joe fell forwards and landed on the pool table but his body weight pulled him down to the floor.

Joe’s vision blurred but he was able to see a stallion try to curb stomp him and was able to roll out of the way. Kicking his foot up, Joe slammed a kick to the stallion’s under belly and the stallion collapsed onto the ground in pain. As Joe got back up he realized that Snowflake had risen as well and was looking furiously through the crowd. “SNOWFLAKE” Joe yelled and tackled Snowflake. He didn’t mean to but he ended up tackling Snowflake through the other front window, breaking it as well. Joe wrestled with Snowflake but he simply grabbed Joe by the collar of his jean jacket and tossed him off his body.

Joe spun himself up and steadied himself in a defensive posture, Snowflake took to the offensive and threw a few punches at Joe but Joe was faster than the hulking pony. The two titans battled it out in front of the bar as the larger brawl went on inside.

Snowflake tried to buck Joe but Joe managed to grab Snowflake’s hindleg and twisted his leg, Snowflake twirled and fell to the ground. Joe allowed Snowflake to get up since they obviously weren’t trying to kill each other.

Snowflake got up and swung a punch but as Joe ducked it but as he ducked the punch Snowflake threw a nasty uppercut and caught Joe by the chin and knocked him back, Joe grabbed his chin and winced in pain. As Snowflake charged for another swing Joe threw a hard Jab right into the stallion’s heavy chest but his punch didn’t even faze the massive stallion and Snowflake hammered Joe’s face with a powerful punch.

Joe once again staggered back in pain, ‘Jesus, this guy is impossible’ Joe thought and as Snowflake cocked back for another punch Joe did the same and threw a powerful haymaker into the cheek of Snowflake and Snowflake fell to the ground. Snowflake groaned and Joe reached down to help the big stallion up, Snowflake looked up to him and snickered, smiling as he grabbed Joe’s hand with his hoof and lifting himself up. “Let’s go show the guys inside how to do things” Joe laughed, Snowflake flexed his massive biceps, which were a little larger than Joe’s, and yelled out “YEAH!”.

But suddenly the sound of distant police sirens filled the air, Joe gulped “Oh shit the cops” Joe muttered. Snowflake’s face went a lighter pale of white as he realized this to. “Snowflake… run” Joe yelled and the large stallion took off. Joe ran, or well more like staggered up to the front window “COPS!” Joe yelled but the sound of the music was too loud for any-pony to hear him.

I can’t get no

Satisfaction

I can’t get no

Girl with action…

Joe cursed to himself and ran back to his car, there would be no use in trying to warn every-one because by the time they would listen the cops would have the building surrounded.

Joe cursed to himself and started the car. He couldn’t simply ditch everyone so he revved it to its redline and several ponies looked out the window, Joe leaned out the driver side window “THE FUCKING COPS ARE COMING” Joe yelled, in less than a second several ponies lept out the broken window and made a dash for the alleyways. Joe slammed his Mustang into reverse and spun the car around, several police carriages could be seen racing towards the bar. Joe cursed to himself and drifted the car around into an alleyway and drove down the alleyway and into the street across from the bar.

Joe sighed to himself but soon realized that the streets of Ponyville would be flooded with cops trying to chase down the drunken bar brawlers. Joe floored the accelerator and the V-8 428 engine roared as Joe floored it down the street, the car’s front end lifting off the ground. The Cobra’s massive engine silence the police carriage’s sirens and Joe soon realized that he’d have a lot of attention on him if he continued like this, slowing the car and pulling the car up into an alleyway, Joe parked his mustang and locked the doors. “Sorry baby, but I’ll draw too much attention to myself like this… don’t worry I’ll come back for you tomorrow” Joe said, talking to the car like it was a person.

Joe’s face was bleeding significantly and his jean’s looked worse than his face, blood dripped onto the ground as Joe left the alleyway and began to walk down the streets. Joe went to rub his face but ended up wincing in pain as her realized several shards of glass were still stuck in his face. He managed to pull the larger pieces out but would need a mirror and tweezers to pull the smaller pieces out. Blood oozed from the wounds where Joe had extracted the shards of glass.

Blood seeped into his eyes and blurred his vision even more, Joe grunted in pain and he tried to wipe the blood from his face. As he wiped his face all he managed to do was stain his jean jacket sleeve with his own blood. “Fuck… if a cop sees me like this they’ll think I’m a murderer” Joe chuckled and staggered down the street, the pain of the fight finally catching up with him, he felt his leg sear in pain from the shards that were still stuck in his leg.

“Oh my god… Joe” cried a voice from behind him and Joe chuckled and turned around to see Scootaloo in pajamas. Joe looked to his watch and realized it was 10:50pm. ‘Man she shows up at the strangest of times’ Joe thought to himself as she ran up to him, hoping up to her hindlegs and leaning against him. Caressing his face gently as she looked at his scratches she gasped, “Oh my god, Joe what happened?” Scootaloo asked worriedly, “I had a disagreement with a guy about pool” Joe laughed, in a way it was kind of true.

“Oh my god… Joe come with me, you’re a mess” Scootaloo said as she pulled Joe towards her house. “Oh yeah… I forgot you lived here” Joe muttered as he realized that he was in front of Scootaloo’s house.

It's Friday!

Joe groaned to himself and leaned over, only to find that he wasn’t passed out on his couch like always. He grunted as he realized medical bandages covered most of his face, then the night returned to his memories in a blur. “Oh yeah…” Joe muttered then slid off the bed mattress he was lying on and got to his feet.

Last night after Scootaloo had brought him in she called Rainbow Dash and Dash called Twilight who came over to help Joe out. Though Twilight had suggested Joe go to the hospital he refused to go simply stating ‘The cops will be there’ and Twilight face hoofed as Joe told her about the bar scene.

Twilight helped pull the remaining shards of glass out of Joe and then cast a spell that was supposed to heal his wounds better and clean any infection that may have started. Joe staggered to the washroom in Scootaloo’s home and looked at himself in the mirror, “Jesus… I look like a wrapped up mummy or something” Joe muttered. His shirt had been taken off when Twilight realized more glass was in his back, probably from when he was tossed out the window by Snowflake.

Joe grabbed the bandage wrap on his face and pulled it off, though his face was healed up and there was no scaring, thanks to Twilight, the bandages were covered in blood. “Ech…” Joe mumbled and tossed the bandages in the washroom garbage. His face for some reason looked a little cleaner, probably due to the magic spell or something, Joe muttered to himself as he unwrapped the chest bandaging and tilted his body side to side and stretched to see if he really was okay.

He smiled to himself then looked to his left leg and realized that it had been bandaged in the upper half of his leg. “Sons a bitches stole my pants… bastards” Joe chuckled to himself, knowing that one of them had probably sent it to Rarity to have it fixed. “Oh well… no bother, I have more” Joe muttered to himself. He unwrapped his leg bandages and tossed all the bloody bandage wrap in the garbage then walked out of the bathroom and to the front door of the house. As Joe went to open the door he realized it was still early morning, probably 5:30 or something, Joe shrugged to himself and walked outside to his car.

Scootaloo had heard someone opening and closing the front door and got up only to notice that Joe had left. “That ungrateful… I help him out and he simply leaves without saying so much as thank you” Scootaloo muttered to herself. She walked to the kitchen but as she poured herself a cold glass of water Joe entered through the front door, wearing a new pair of clothes. “Joe?” Scootaloo asked stupidly, of course it was Joe.

“Yeah… no I’m Santa Clause” Joe chuckled, Scootaloo shook her head in disbelief. Just last night Joe was cut up worse than Frankenstein and now he was walking around with literally no cuts what so ever. “Guess Twilight’s spell really worked” Joe muttered, taking notice of her stare. Scootaloo shook her head, “Yeah, you look… handsome” Scootaloo said as she blushed. Joe scrunched his nose, “I was thinking more scruffy and gruff than handsome… You think so?” Joe asked as he felt the stubble on his face.

Scootaloo trotted up to him and brushed her hoof against Joe’s stubble, “Definitely” Scootaloo said, she was giving Joe that weird look again. Joe looked to his wrist, “Hey Scootaloo, by chance do you have my watch?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head, “Your what?” Scootaloo asked, confused by his question. “My watch… know where it is?” Joe asked, “Oh… oh yeah it’s over here” Scootaloo replied and led Joe into her room, where all his other clothes were in a pile with her dirty laundry. “I was going to wash your clothes for you but… I fell asleep before I could get the chance” Scootaloo apologized and Joe grabbed his stuff.

“No worries, I was actually thinking about sewing the cuts before washing them but… actually the cuts give it character” Joe chuckled. “Well if you want you can use my washing machine” Scootaloo suggested, Joe shrugged “Nah… only got the jeans and jacket to wash… not much of a wash load if you ask me” Joe replied. “Oh that’s okay, I’ll just throw some of my stuff in with yours, I think we can easily tell whose is whose” Scootaloo replied and Joe shrugged “Alright, but there’s blood on my stuff, just so you know” Joe told her but she simply shrugged and grabbed a bit of her laundry.

Joe and Scootaloo walked into the washroom and dumped the load of laundry into the washing machine and started its cycle. Joe chuckled, “What’s so funny?” Scootaloo asked and Joe pointed to his wrist, “The whole reason I went into your room was to grab my watch but I never ended up getting it” Joe chuckled and walked back into her room and grabbed his watch off the night stand. “6:20 eh… alright still got time” Joe muttered. “Time for what?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged “Oh you know” Joe replied casually as he walked back to her and she blushed furiously.

“No I don’t know… please tell me” Scootaloo replied shyly and Joe rolled his eyes. “Coffee and a doughnut” Joe replied with a laugh and walked past her. “Oh hey, are you gonna sleep the rest of the morning?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head. “Well if you want, get dressed and I’ll take you out to Tony’s for breakfast, payment for all the times I owe you” Joe offered and Scootaloo quickly rushed into her room and got changed. “There’s no rush… I can easily make an excuse for us being late” Joe replied.

Scootaloo replied back from her room “Like what?” she asked, Joe shrugged to himself “I’d think of something” Joe told her and she laughed “Yeah, that’d go swell with Mr. C, ‘why are you two late?’ then you’d say ‘Oh don’t worry Mr. C, I’ll think of something” Scootaloo laughed, impersonating both Joe and Mr. Cotton.

“Yeah… I was planning on something a little different but let’s just go with that idea” Joe laughed. Scootaloo came out of her room dressed in nice clothes and trotted up to Joe. “Let’s rock and roll” Joe chuckled and the duo left Scootaloo’s house and walked over to Joe’s car but as they entered the car Joe swore to himself. “What’s wrong?” Scootaloo asked and Joe looked over to her. “I forgot to watch the weather for today” Joe replied as he backed the car out of the alleyway and onto the street. “Why? They usually never get it right” Scootaloo replied and Joe winked, “Exactly, if it’s supposed to be rainy dress tropical, supposed to be sunny dress for a storm” Joe informed her. “So what if they get it right?” Scootaloo asked and Joe pointed to all the extra clothes he had in the back seat, “Always pack extra. You know if those weather reporters would just get off their fat ass’s once in a while and simply ask the weather Pegasus what the weather would be like ponies might actually appreciate them rather than getting pissed at them all day during their walk to work” Joe laughed.

The offer

As Joe was running his suicides the coach called him over. “Joe, get over here on the double” the coach yelled out and Joe raced over to the coach. “Yes sir” Joe asked, breathing a little heavily. “Spitfire has something to say” the coach said and Spitfire stepped forward.

“I have to say kid, you’re quite an athlete. Hell I haven’t seen someone so athletic since… probably Rainbow Dash or myself, especially the way you fought Snowflake. I personally thought that you’d be in the hospital today but I guess I was wrong” Spitfire commented. “Thank you ma’am” Joe replied with honour, “Cut that ma’am crap off, I’m not your commanding officer, not yet anyway” Spitfire ordered him. “Yes… what would you like me to call you?” Joe asked and Spitfire rolled her eyes at Joe’s formality he was using. “Just call me Spitfire, for now” Spitfire replied.

“Yes Ms. Spitfire” Joe replied, like a soldier in salute. “Jesus kid, knock of the formality crap already, I haven’t even given you my offer and you’re already treating me like the fucking general” Spitfire muttered. “Sorry ma’am err Spitfire” Joe stammered.

Spitfire rolled her eyes, “Yes well, down to it than… you’re an exceptional athlete and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that. So I want to offer you a placement as a trainer for all the Wonderbolts: take them on runs, weight training etc.” Spitfire replied. Joe gulped, “You won’t even have to go through the academy and you’d report only to me” Spitfire informed him “So what do you say?” Spitfire asked.

Joe took a deep breath, “Well Spitfire” Joe began and Spitfire smiled, no-pony in Equestria would turn down that offer. “Ma’am I’m sorry but I’ll have to turn down that offer” Joe informed her. Both the coach and Spitfire gasped in near horror, “WHAT!” Spitfire and the coach both gasped, “What, why?” Spitfire asked hastily and frantically.

Joe shrugged, “Well ma’am, if circumstances were different I’d take you up on your offer but…” Joe said and trailed off as he shrugged. “But what? What could be better than this offer?” Spitfire asked curiously. “Well ma’am… Spitfire, I just so happen to already have a wonderful job apple bucking and well… the job is really nice and I like it there” Joe said and Spitfire sighed. “Damn… well I can’t force you into it but the offer always stands” Spitfire replied. “Tell you what” Joe said and Spitfire looked up to him, “How long’s the academy last?” Joe asked and Spitfire thought to herself. “About two weeks, why?” Spitfire asked and Joe sighed.

“Alright, I’ll take two weeks leave out of my job during the academy and help train the new recruits to their absolute physical limits” Joe offered and Spitfire’s wings shot out in excitement. “Really?” she asked excitedly, “Yeah… and I’ll even train with the current Wonderbolts, show em how to really fight” Joe chuckled and gave her a wink. “Well thank you Joe, it’s been an honour” Spitfire said and extended her hoof. Joe shook her hoof “Believe me ma’am, the honour is all mine” Joe replied. “Athletic and modest… you never really find that these days” Spitfire said, “Well if that’ll be all I still have some running to do” Joe said and Spitfire nodded.

As Joe rushed off to continue his running Spitfire leaned over to the coach “Shit, I really wanted that guy… real athlete you know” Spitfire commented and the coach nodded. “Yeah, you can only imagine the shit I had to go through to keep him at this school, friggin schools from around the county complaining that he was closer to their district than ours and how he should be going to their school” the coach muttered. “So how’d you keep him?” Spitfire asked and the coach simply shrugged. “Told the board that if they were right then why weren’t they trying to take all the students from around that area, not just Joe” the coach laughed.

Hidden in the trees beside the football field sat Diamond Tiara as she watched the football players and overheard Spitfire’s offer. “This will come in handy” Tiara snickered to herself.

* * *

The day had felt ridiculously long, probably due to the running at the end of the day. Finally Joe’s day was over, work hadn’t been that hard since all Applejack seemed to care about was a rematch, sometimes that mare was more competitive that Rainbow Dash.

Joe entered his house and closed the door behind him, he walked with a huge sway in his walk and flopped down on the living room couch. He looked to his watch, 10:30. Applejack had Joe stay for supper again, she was always worried about him not eating right since he usually refused the whole cut of his pay, simply stating “The farm probably needs it more”. Though mostly true, Joe sometimes was a little short on bits but usually figured something out.

He flicked on the TV and began to surf through the channels and finally found some crappy cop show, technically it was about some federal agents who solved crimes and what not but Joe usually found it humoress when they caught the guy because the criminal would do something really stupid like leave behind his wallet or something.

Joe lay on his couch and groaned as he rubbed his face intently. “I don’t want to go to work tomorrow” Joe complained to himself, he had to get up at 5:00am so he could be to work by 6:00. Joe watched the TV show until 11:00 at which point the federal agents caught the guy and the TV show ended for the night. Joe grabbed his TV remote and turned off the TV, rolling over he passed out on his couch like he always did.

He hadn’t even been sleeping five minutes when there was a knock at the door. Joe grumbled to himself, hoping that the near midnight bother would go away, but another knock sounded. “Fuck… who could it be at this time” Joe cursed to himself quietly as he rolled off the couch. “Yeah I’m comin, don’t go away” Joe called out, ‘Whoever it is I’m going to rip them a new asshole’ Joe thought as he rubbed his eyes in sleepiness.

Joe opened the door to see Scootaloo standing in his doorway with his clothes which were now washed and clean. “Oh hey… Scootaloo” Joe muttered, his anger and irritation quickly fading, he had thought it was one of those sales ponies that for some reason always bug you at night or in the evening. “Oh yeah Joe, uhm you left your stuff at my place so I thought I’d bring it over for you” Scootaloo said as she handed Joe his stuff. “Oh thanks kid… hey come on in, sit down for a while kid” Joe offered and led Scootaloo into his home

Joe's house

“Oh my god… nice place” Scootaloo gasped, Joe rolled his eyes “Yeah well it wouldn’t be so nice if I got to spend more time here” Joe muttered as Scootaloo looked around. “So… why exactly did you let me in?” Scootaloo asked curiously and Joe simply shrugged. “Seemed like the nice thing to do, you could sit down for a minute and relax before you went home” Joe replied. “I only live across town you know” Scootaloo said with a raised eyebrow.

“Well whatever… I just thought I’d offer, besides you did come inside so…” Joe trailed off, he really didn’t need to finish his statement. Scootaloo looked down a staircase, the house had two floors, the ground floor and a basement. “Nothing’s down there other than a washing machine and a dryer… and an extra room with a spare bed” Joe informed her. “How many rooms are there in this place?” Scootaloo asked as she looked down the hallway of the ground floor.

“Well… there’s three bedrooms, four if you count the one in the basement but I wouldn’t really count that as a room, all that’s in there is the spare bed. Then there’s the kitchen, living room and the washroom” Joe informed her. “How’d you get the money to afford this place?” Scootaloo asked and Joe chuckled. “Well two weeks after I first got here every-pony seemed to not really act like I was any different so I became just like any other pony on the streets. Unfortunately I had no money and no place to go so I was living on the streets… but I was used to that” Joe informed her. “Anyway so about three weeks after I arrived I found an apple tree pasture and ran up to a tree to get an apple. Unfortunately the trees had no lower branches for me to climb up and in my frustration I slammed my fist as hard as I could against the tree and amazingly the apples fell from the tree. I grabbed an apple and devoured it, I was so hungry that I was ready to eat the grass on the ground. Then a voice told me ‘that was some fine applebuckin’. When I turned I saw an orange pony that I later found out was Applejack and she offered to give me a job and shelter. Anyway so for the first year I refused all pay and I wouldn’t sleep inside their home, I simply slept in the barn because I felt that they had already given me so much and I didn’t want to become a nuisance. For some reason though Applejack had saved all the money she would’ve given me and offered to buy me a home to stay in. So coming into my second year in Equestria it turned out that I owned a home and had a wonderful job and Applejack forced me to accept my payment, even if I didn’t take all of it” Joe informed her.

“Wow… I never knew that” Scootaloo said as Joe flopped down on his living room couch and turned on the TV. Scootaloo sat in the recliner chair beside Joe’s couch and leaned back. Joe flicked on the TV and began to surf through the TV shows. As Joe surfed through the TV shows Scootaloo noticed a cabinet with notes and letters inside the glass cabinet doors. “What are those?” Scootaloo asked, pointing to the cabinet. “Oh shit… yeah those things eh” Joe trailed off as he got up and walked over to the cabinet.

“When I was in grade ten I would come home from work and every night there’d be these love letters on my door step” Joe informed her. Scootaloo blushed, she had forgotten about how she used to write Joe love letters and leave them on his door step. “What… did you think?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged. “I don’t know… I guess I kind of liked them, they’re really cute. The writer would always sign with ‘You’re secret admirer’ so I never knew who sent them” Joe shuddered “I hope it wasn’t Diamond Tiara… that’d creep me out” Joe said with a shuddering laugh, Scootaloo laughed as well at the comment. Joe pulled out one of the love letters.

“I know it wasn’t a guy… or at least I hope it wasn’t a guy because guys aren’t supposed to be this good at poetry love letters” Joe said and began to read out the letter “To my love that I adore, please don’t leave me at the door, roses are red, violets are blue, the sky is my limit, but only with you” Joe said and opened the letter and showed Scootaloo the inside, she had drawn a beautiful sunny day with a flower field and a rainbow overhead “This was my favourite one” Joe said and put the letter back in the cabinet.

“It made me sad when she stopped writing… I guess she found someone else” Joe said with a sigh. “What makes you think that?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged as he walked back to the couch “She stopped writing” Joe replied and flopped down on the couch. “That doesn’t mean that she still didn’t love you” Scootaloo said, Joe shrugged carelessly, “Yeah well… whatever, I just hope that she’s happy” Joe muttered and started flipping through the channels.

“Just hold your horses their hotshot” ordered a hilariously bad Italian accent on the TV. “Oh this movie’s hilarious, wanna watch?” Joe asked. The movie was ‘The Fall’, the one about Tony the mafia hit-stallion and Katie the police officer. “Uhm sure” Scootaloo said uneasily, the movie had just started and she really didn’t know what to expect when the sex scene arrived.

“Don’t move or I’ll plug yah” Joe laughed as he laid down on the couch and began to watch the movie, Scootaloo sat down on the chair beside Joe’s couch and took a deep breath. ‘Just act calm and everything will be okay’ Scootaloo told herself as she began to watch the movie with Joe.

During the movie Joe would constantly laugh about Tony’s quipy one liners. The movie was actually not all that bad and was more of an action movie than a romance movie. Eventually the sex scene started. “Oh hey baby I only knew yah for like two days but I want to bang yah” Joe laughed, impersonating Tony terribly and shook his head in disappointment. Scootaloo chuckled at his comment but she quickly became aroused by the movie’s explicit sex scene. “Jesus… this part sucks” Joe muttered and leaned his head back and rubbed his face in exhaustion.

Finally the sex scene ended and Joe yawned, due to his sleepiness and rubbed his eyes. “Long day?” Scootaloo asked and Joe nodded as he yawned again. As the movie continued Scootaloo’s arousal wore off but soon Joe became restless and began fidgeting on the couch. “Are… are you okay?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head as he arched his back and reached for his back but began to squirm. “Gah… Scootaloo I need you” Joe gasped. “Wh… what?” Scootaloo asked and Joe turned his back to her and pulled up his shirt. “Listen, I know that big muscles are great and all but I can’t bloody scratch my back… could yah help me out?” Joe asked.

Scootaloo gasped at his offer, getting the complete wrong idea at first but now she under stood, but that didn’t stop her arousal from returning. She stepped over to him cautiously and began to scratch his back with her hoof. Joe groaned in pleasure “Oh finally… god that feels good, you know every-pony is like ‘Joe you’re so big and muscular’ and I’m like yeah but it sucks cause I can’t scratch my back” Joe muttered as Scootaloo scratched his back.

Joe stretched and let out a sigh of relief, “Thanks kid… don’t know what I’d do without yah” Joe told her. “Uhm where’s your washroom?” Scootaloo asked, Joe pointed down the hallway “First door on the left” Joe informed her and she raced to the washroom. Joe yawned as he sprawled himself out on the couch.

In the washroom Scootaloo locked the door, ‘Sweet Celestia… why am I so horny right now’ Scootaloo thought to herself. She quickly unzipped her pants and slid them down as she quickly faded out into her fantasy world and fell to her knees. In her fantasy she knelt down and presented her rear to Joe. Joe mounted her, sliding his cock into her wet needy pussy and began to rut her like a wild bull. “Oh sweet Celestia… I’ve been waiting for this” Scootaloo whispered, making sure that she didn’t say it too loud, the real Joe was still just outside on the couch and would hear her if she got too loud.

She began to rub her hoof gently against her pussy, which was already very wet, a small gasp escaped from her and she quickly bite her bottom lip to try and stop herself from further moans of pleasure. She quickly slid her panties out of the way and began to rub her pussy a little harder and she began to feel herself build up for a climax. She rolled over onto her back and brought a second hoof down to rub her clit with.

At first she was sort of questioning the thought of masturbating in Joe’s washroom and she never once in her life thought that she’d actually be in his house pleasuring herself. Her pussy juice soaked her hoof but she didn’t really mind. Her juices dripped onto the cold floor of Joe’s washroom as she continued to masturbate, moaning silently. She tried to calm her breathing but the pleasure was slowly over taking her as she rubbed her wet pussy, trying to satisfy herself.

In her fantasy world Joe was over top of her in a missionary position and was still rutting her madly. Scootaloo began to quietly moan again, the imaginary Joe looked to her “Scootaloo… baby I think… I’m gonna cum” the imaginary Joe said through heavy panting. “Joe… I need you” Scootaloo gasped as she began to feel her climax.

The imaginary Joe continued to rut her, his cock slid into the deepest depths of her pussy and she gasped loudly as the pleasure over took her. The imaginary Joe grunted and she felt him cum inside her, his load filled her pussy.

Her needy pussy began to clench as her climax forced her whole body to quiver in the ecstasy of the orgasm. Scootaloo’s hooves began to rub a little harder up and down her pussy and around her clit. Suddenly there was a knocking at the bathroom door and Scootaloo gasped, realizing that if Joe entered the bathroom that her pussy would be pointing right at him and it would be a weird predicament. “Hey kid… are you alright in there? You called my name and well it sounds like you’re having a bit of trouble” Joe told her.

“Don’t come inside” Scootaloo gasped then thought quickly about how her choice of words could easily be taken the wrong way, “I’m coming…” Scootaloo tried hastily but realized that to sounded rather sexual. “Just… I’ll be out in a second” Scootaloo gasped as she face hoofed then realized her hoof was covered in pussy juice. “Ech” Scootaloo muttered to herself as pussy juice smeared onto her face.

“Alright… I’ll be in the living room then” Joe said with a shrug and walked back to the living room. ‘God… what’s gotten into that mare?’ Joe thought to himself as he flopped down on the couch.

Back in the washroom Scootaloo cursed to herself as she stood up, sliding her panties and pants back on she washed her hooves and face to try and get the smell of pussy off her. She dried herself off and looked at herself in the mirror. ‘Don’t come inside… I’m coming, smooth one Scootaloo” she told herself and trotted out of the washroom and back to the living room where Joe was lying on the couch.

“Sorry about that… I didn’t know what came over me” Scootaloo apologized. Joe shrugged “It happens to everyone eventually” Joe muttered as he continued to watch The Fall. “Yes, but Joe it was in your washroom” Scootaloo said and Joe shrugged, “Yeah so what? You punished my toilet, big deal” Joe laughed. “Wait… what?” Scootaloo asked and Joe looked to her. “Fiber” Joe told her, Scootaloo scrunched her nose “What?” she asked in confusion. “Eat lots of fiber, you won’t get constipated” Joe chuckled. ‘He… he thinks I was constipated’ Scootaloo thought to herself. “Trust me, eat lots of fiber and it’ll go right through you” Joe informed her. “Oh well… thanks for the advice, I’ll keep that in mind” Scootaloo replied.

Coffee-zilla

Scootaloo and Joe watched the rest of the movie on TV. It was now midnight and Joe yawned to himself. He got up and walked over to his kitchen, Scootaloo was thankful that Joe hadn’t found out about what she actually did in his washroom.

“Well I’m gonna have some coffee kid. What do want some milk?” Joe asked as he sighed to himself and scratched the back of his head and looked to Scootaloo “I got milk… you want milk?” Joe asked with a shrug. Scootaloo wanted to sort of fit in with Joe and not make him go out of his way for her. “Coffee’s fine” Scootaloo replied. Joe looked to her and raised an eyebrow. “What I drink it, I’m cool with it” Scootaloo told him casually. “I don’t know kid” Joe said as he pulled out a can of coffee mix, “This is espresso, it’s like coffee-zilla” Joe replied.

Scootaloo shrugged and gave him a smile, “I’m cool” Scootaloo replied. Joe shrugged and poured the mixture into the coffee maker.

Within minutes the coffee was ready and Joe poured coffee into two cups, putting some cream into both cups to cool down the coffee. He walked back into the living room and handed Scootaloo a cup, “Careful it might be hot” Joe informed her and took a sip of the coffee. It wasn’t terribly tasty but it was rather good for coffee and Joe usually had espresso in the morning, not at night.

Scootaloo took a sip just like Joe did but then quickly took another sip and soon she drank back the entire cup in one gulp. Scootaloo looked to her cup in disappointment, “Oh… uh give me a sec I’ll get you some more” Joe told her as he got up and grabbed the coffee pot and brought it back over to her and poured her another cup of coffee.

After a half an hour Scootaloo had drank the most of the coffee, Joe had only drank a single cup and was on his second cup of coffee as Scootaloo rushed around the living room talking hastily about her life problems, though Joe could barely understand her because she was talking so fast.

“And Tiara and her friends always pick at me cause they think I’m better then them but I’m not, I’m just trying to get along in life” Scootaloo said out in a blur that Joe couldn’t understand. “So they get all in my face saying shit like ‘Stay away from Joe he’s mine” She continued on her rant. Joe nodded in agreement, he couldn’t understand a word she said and calmly took another sip of his coffee, he knew that she’d react like this because he had never seen her drink coffee before, then again he never saw much of her but he didn’t take her for much of a coffee drinker.

“Then there’s my own personal problems, I got this guy right, I love him to pieces but he completely doesn’t realize it and every time I’m near him my heart races and I can’t talk and he acts all calm like nothing is wrong and so I get so horny I can barely control myself” she continued and Joe nodded and sipped his coffee not understanding a word she said. “See just like that, I mean he’s completely oblivious to it, he gets my body so stimulated” Scootaloo continued then stopped and looked to Joe, he nodded again. “And I’m stimulated enough as it is” Scootaloo said, flustered. Joe raised an eyebrow “That’s for sure” Joe chuckled, it had been the first thing he’d understood out of her entire speech.

Scootaloo continued on then looked to her coffee cup and realized it was empty, she held out the coffee cup. “Is there any more coffee” she asked with a smile. Joe chuckled to himself, “I think that… oh shit” Joe muttered and opened his table’s secret compartment and pulled out his M1911. Scootaloo gasped, “What’s wrong?” she asked and Joe raced to the back of his house, Scootaloo close behind. Joe opened the back sliding door on his house and revealed his back yard garden, where some rabbits were hopping around eating various herbs and vegetables.

Joe cocked the slide on the handgun, loading a round into the chamber of the pistol. Joe lined up a shot with one of the rabbits then realized that it probably wasn’t the greatest of ideas to just shoot a rabbit with a handgun in a populated town at night. “Shit” Joe muttered to himself and ran out to the garden. He booted one of the rabbits and sent it squealing over his back fence, the other rabbits squealed, quickly taking mouthfuls of vegetables and herbs and dashing off as Joe booted them over the fence.

Joe wasn’t trying to kill them so none of them would be seriously wounded, maybe sore in the morning but not dead. “Why’d you do that?” Scootaloo gasped and Joe looked to her. “The bastards come out here every night and eat my friggin garden” Joe informed her. Scootaloo stepped into the backyard and approached Joe, “Well maybe they’re hungry” Scootaloo told Joe and he laughed.

“Yeah, at first I thought the same thing so I left them a few trays of fresh lettuce and carrots away from the garden but the bastards didn’t even touch the plates of food, they went straight to the garden and ruined it” Joe informed her. True to his word, the rabbits were a nuisance and would actually destroy backyard gardens, even front yard flower beds all over Ponyville. “Fluttershy would kill me if she found out that I booted a living animal so not a word about this to any-pony” Joe told her as he went back inside.

Scootaloo followed him and Joe sat back down on the couch, ejecting the magazine of the handgun and pulling back the slide, ejecting the live round from the chamber. “What is that thing anyway?” Scootaloo asked, obviously never seeing a gun before. It didn’t surprise Joe because guns weren’t a common thing in Equestria, closest thing was cannons and classic styled muzzle loaders. “M1911A1, .45 caliber” Joe informed her as he loaded the extra round back into the magazine and put the handgun back in its chest along with the magazine.

“What does it do?” Scootaloo asked, Joe looked to her with shame in his eyes, “You don’t wanna know” Joe told her. “Well… maybe, I’m curious… don’t worry I wouldn’t think any less of you” Scootaloo replied and Joe sighed. “It kills” Joe informed her. “What?” Scootaloo asked in disbelief. “It… kills, it shoots out a bullet that kills living things… it’s what it was built to do” Joe said shamefully.

“Then why keep it?” Scootaloo asked curiously, not quite sure why Joe would keep such a thing. “Because it’s the last thing I have” Joe told her. “What do mean, you have lots of things” Scootaloo told him. “No… I mean the last thing I have from him” Joe informed Scootaloo and a tear rolled down his face. “From who?” Scootaloo asked and Joe looked to her with teary eyes, Scootaloo shuffled over and gave Joe a hug. Due to the emotions that were running, Scootaloo’s heart didn’t race out of control from being so close to Joe. “The last thing I have from my father” Joe told her.

The gun for Joseph

For all intentional purposes this chapter will be from Joe’s first person perspective just to get a little bit more of that touchy feeling to it.

I was so young, only 6 years old when my dad gave it to me. An M1911 pistol, it had been expertly crafted and customized and had beautiful engravings in the reinforced chrome slide. Dad had the engravers write ‘To Joseph love Dad’ on the left side of the gun slide. The handle of the gun had classic wood grips just like the original M1911 had and he even had it made with high profile 3-dot luminescent sights.

Mom was obviously very skeptical about letting me have a gun. Dad served in the United States marines for a few years and went over to Iraq and saw things that no one should ever see. When he first came back he was shaky, the doctors called it shell shock but after a few months he returned to normal. But when he offered me the gun mom wasn’t too happy about the idea but dad said it would be good for me to have a big responsibility, why he chose to give me a gun was beyond me but he did anyway. Mom made sure that it was always locked away and only dad ever had the key and I only got to use it when he brought me to the range.

When I was 7 we went out to a theatre play, it was the lion king. After the play was done he led us back out to the car he had parked behind the theatre.

“So Joey, did you like the play?” mom asked me. I shrugged “Yeah it was okay, but I don’t know why the uncle wanted to be the ruler so badly that he killed his own brother” I replied. “Joey sometimes people are weird like that” mother told me. “But mom, I thought they were supposed to be animals?” I asked, she laughed “Yes dear, but even animals are strange sometimes” mother told me.

“So Joseph I was meaning to ask what you wanted for your birthday that is coming up in a few days?” dad asked. I pondered the question for a few moments then shrugged “Nothing really… I’d have to think about it” I told him and continued to think about the question. Dad leaned over to mother “See, at least boys don’t ask for ponies” Dad laughed. Mother nudged dad and laughed, “How do you know that a girl would ask for a pony?” mom asked and my dad simply shrugged. “Look at your niece, she’s only nine and she already asked for two ponies, one for her and one for her friend Annabel” Dad told her. Mother shrugged “Well they can only wish” mother told him.

As we approached the car a cloaked man came out from the shadows of the dark alleyway. “Hey… give me your money” the man ordered, dad looked to him. “I’m sorry fair chap… but I don’t believe in” dad began but the mugger drew out a Colt SAA and cocked back the hammer. “I said, give-me-the money” he ordered. Dad stepped back, “honey, get Joseph in the car… now” he ordered but as he turned to get in the car the mugger shot my father in the back, then he turned his aim to my mother and shot her in the head. For some odd reason the mugger only had two shots, people would call it luck but I don’t. What gives me the right to be alive and not my parents, why did fate have it that the mugger only shot my parents.

I screamed but the mugger backhanded me with the hilt of the revolver and knocked me out cold.

When I awoke I was in a police station, a nurse had an ice pack on my forehead. I whimpered “Where’s mommy and daddy” I began, hoping it was all a bad dream. “I’m sorry darling…” the nurse trailed off. I began to weep, my parents were dead and I was left without my parents.

For the next several days I was kept in the police station and on the fifth day I was brought into some sort of room where other police officers were. “Okay… now Joe, we think we’ve found your guy” one of the police officers said and pointed out to the window, the window was one of those cop windows where you could only see through one side. In the other room stood a line of ten criminals: three black men, two Caucasian men, four Asian men and then there was mother and father’s killer. I pointed to him “Number seven” I whispered loud enough so they could hear me.

“Thank you Joseph, we’ll make sure justice gets done” the officer told me and I was escorted out of the room.

But as the old saying goes, you can’t get justice unless you do it yourself. Two days later I was informed that the criminal had pleaded guilty and was sentenced ten years in federal prison. TEN YEARS! That’s all he got, he had shot my mother and father down in cold blood and had only gotten ten years. I later found out that he struck a deal with the police that if he revealed the drug ring leader in the area to the cops that they’d cut his sentence.

I was brought to my mom’s sister’s place, they were nice people for the most part. Though their daughter was a real snooty bitch, every chance she’d get she’d agitate me in some way. I had kept father’s pistol, a memory flooded to my mind.

Father handed me the chest containing the pistol and told me “Always take this with you wherever you go son, it will protect you and keep you safe” father told me.

I was situated in their guest room until we could clean out the basement room for me, I really like the guest room but Anna, their daughter, had complained that she didn’t want her friends to have to sleep in the basement. After three days they put me in the basement. It was cold and it scared me at night, sometimes I’d cry but no one would ever hear me because I made sure it was quiet. Several nights I’d cry myself to sleep and my dreams would be haunted by mother and father’s death.

One day, after about two months of staying with Aunt Eunice and Uncle George, I was sitting by myself in the basement. Holding the last thing that my father had ever given me, the only thing I really had left of him. All their belongings we mostly jewelry and other things and father and mother had never really given me things that I could take with me as a memoire: a video game system, a television etc.

So as I sat there I began to cry while I looked at the pistol. I could hear Anna laugh to her friend “Do you want to see Joe cry, he’s such a pansy” Anna laughed and brought her friend into my room. Her friend’s mouth dropped open as she saw my handgun but at first Anna didn’t see the pistol. “See what I mean, he’s such a…” she trailed off from her mean insults and followed her friend’s gaze to my pistol. Anna screamed “MOMMY JOEY’S GOT A GUN!” Anna screamed. “No please don’t tell on me” I cried out but she ran upstairs and her mother quickly raced down the stairs and snatched the pistol from my hands, it wasn’t loaded but she acted like it was.

“How dare you keep a gun in this house young man, why I outta tan your hide red” Aunt Eunice screamed. Behind Eunice I could see Anna give me a wicked smile, she had just had the only thing that I held dear taken away from me.

That night when Uncle George came home from work I cried to him and told him about how my father had given me that pistol and how much it meant to me. “Don’t worry Joey, I’ll talk to Aunt Eunice and get you your pistol back, but don’t go swinging it around okay, that thing has to be locked up at all times unless I bring you to a gun range” Uncle George told me. I gave him a hug and my tears were soaked into his shirt, “Thank you Uncle George” I cried. “No problem squirt, I can understand how important that thing is to you” Uncle George told me.

That night I lay in bed and I could hear Aunt Eunice and Uncle George fighting about my pistol. “I don’t care that he gave it to him, it’s a GUN, a gun George and not a hunting rifle or something but a handgun… something meant only to kill people” screamed Aunt Eunice. “Yes but dear I” uncle George began but she shut him up “Don’t even talk unless you’re going to say you’ll dispose of it, I won’t have a gun in this house” Aunt Eunice told him. “I can’t do that, the gun was the last thing given to him by his dad, my brother who served this country and put his life on the life for all of us… and if his last thing he gave to him was the pistol, than I say he can have it” George argued.

“I won’t hear of it George, now you destroy that thing, or I will” Aunt Eunice said, I gasped quietly to myself, I couldn’t let the pistol be destroyed. “Fine… in the morning I’ll throw it out” Uncle George replied, reluctantly of course.

I laid in bed for more than three hours and waited until it was midnight. I crept up the stairs of the house quietly, making sure not to wake anyone. I wasn’t going to let them destroy my pistol, not this pistol. I crept up to my uncle and aunt’s door and opened it quietly, it creaked ever so slightly but I managed to open it without waking them. Uncle George had also served in the military with my dad back when they were younger but when my father went for another term my uncle simply signed his papers and left. So my uncle George was a relatively light sleeper and usually the smallest of noises would wake him up.

My heart was pounding, it seemed like my heart beats were so loud it would wake them both. The pistol was on the night stand beside their bed, along with its chest that father had given me to store it in. I tried to slow my breathing but couldn’t, my breathing was so heavy as I neared their bed.

Suddenly uncle George rolled over in his sleep, my body froze in fear. If he woke now I could just say I was having a bad dream but that might not go over too well. Luckily Uncle George was still sleeping, I took a deep breath and rounded the corner of their bed and I grabbed the pistol quietly along with chest and crept back out of the room. I closed the door gently behind me but soon realized that the washroom light was on, I heard the humming of my cousin Anna coming from the washroom.

I knew that if she saw me she’d scream and wake both my aunt and uncle and that I’d be in a world of trouble. I heard the sink tap run then the light flicked off as she began to exit the washroom.

I quickly opened a closet door and hid inside the closet as she left the washroom casually and calmly and went back to her bedroom. I let out a sigh of relief and waited a few minutes until I was certain she’d was back to sleep.

I exited the closet and crept back down into my room, I grabbed my bag along with the extra magazines from the gun that had been in my travel bags that I neglected to tell my aunt about. I had four loaded magazines plus the one that was always with the pistol in its chest. I was about to leave when I thought to myself that they would call the police and say that I was kidnapped, usually run away children don’t generate such a panic as kidnapped children do. Taking out just a few more minutes of my time I wrote out a small letter and left it on my nightstand. It read ‘Dear Uncle George and Aunt Eunice, I will not allow you to destroy the last thing my father ever gave to me that means so much to me. Since it is obvious that I cannot keep it then I am running away, best wishes: Joseph’ and with that I grabbed my wallet with three hundred dollars and quietly crept out of the house.

With no place to go I headed into downtown hoping to find somewhere I could stay. For the next few years I lived on the streets, just a young child who was lost in the city of New York. My uncle and aunt had sent out missing people posters of me but only after a week I no longer looked like myself and only someone who knew me well could tell it was me. I lived life terribly, usually getting bullied out of my stuff by other homeless men but one day I met a homeless man who had served in Vietnam, he promised to train me and teach me how to fight.

Every day he’d train me, teach me to fight, teach me to be strong and never give up. He stayed by my side for the longest time and soon he became like a father to me. He showed me how to clean my pistol and I showed him how to eat the food we had properly rather than with bare hands. He taught me life values and I taught him manners. He would tell me stories about his days serving in Vietnam and how terrifying it was.

One day I was jumped by five large men and they began to beat me. I tried to fight back but they were too big and there was too many of them. Scruffy, the man that had become like my father, rushed out and lay a beating to all of them. Breaking one man’s arm, he broke the legs of three other men and the final man he simply kicked the last man in the chest and broke several of his ribs. “Never feel sympathy for your attackers, they feel none for you, and they would kill you if given the chance… but never kill unless you have to because it will make you no better than them” Scruffy told them and I nodded.

One day he simply left while I was sleeping, leaving an empty whiskey bottle as his sort of goodbye and I never saw him ever again but I always kept training, weight lifting with various objects and always sparing with imaginary opponents. The day he left was one of the most emotionally tragic moments in my life, seconded only by my mother and father’s death, and I had cried myself to sleep in the alleyways for several weeks afterwards.

* * *

When I was ten years old I killed a man for the first time, it wasn’t my fault I swear. He had tried to rob me, though I obviously had nothing to give him. I was poor and my clothes were all tattered and there was no way I was giving him my gun.

“Hey kid… give me all your money” said the large man, but I remembered this man. It was vague at first but then I finally remembered him, he was the one who had killed both my parents. I knew it was him because of his distinctive scar across his cheek.

He held out a butterfly knife, “Come on kid I don’t have all day” he ordered. “I don’t have anything” I told him, “Bullshit… I know you have something” he ordered but I shook my head. “I have nothing” I cried but he stepped ever closer.

“Come on kid, don’t play me for a fool” he snapped as he stepped closer. I pulled off my backpack and pulled out the chest containing my pistol. “Yeah… that’s more like it… whatta yah got? Gems, diamonds, gold?” he laughed but I slid the magazine into the pistol and pulled back the slide just like father had taught me on the shooting range. The criminal stepped back in fear but then an evil smile slid across his face.

“Ha you won’t shoot me kid… you’re too afraid” he laughed, I shook my head as I held the pistol in both hands, “No… you killed my mom and dad in that parking lot behind the theatre… I’m not afraid to shoot you” I told him fearfully. “Ha, so you’re the little shit who had me busted… well good now you can join your mommy and daddy” he said insanely as he rushed at me.

I lined up the sights just like dad had showed me and I pulled the trigger, BLAM, the M1911 thundered in the streets of New York and several people on the sidewalk nearby screamed out in horror. It’s different than video games, when you kill someone in a video game it isn’t as graphic or as real, nothing could ever be. When you kill a man you see his life drain out of his eyes, his final moments on earth as he looks at you with dying eyes. As I watched the criminal, the man who had killed my mother and father, fall to his knees… in that moment I transformed into a man.

Father had always told me that killing a man was no simple task and I never knew what he had meant until I shot that man there on that day. The criminal held his chest and gasped, the bullet had shot straight through his lungs, a fine bloody hole placed right on the left side of his chest and blood had begun to seep into his lungs. He fell over onto his back and gasped violently as blood bubbled up from the wound. I gasped as I lowered the pistol and ran over to his side, “I’m so sorry… but you… you tried to” I began but the criminal grabbed me with his bloodied hands and smiled “You’re a… a… a man now” he gasped and his head fell back onto the ground and he continued to gasp for air as the blood from the wound filled his lungs.

My hands were shaking and my breathing was heavy, soon the life drained out of his eyes and he stared endlessly into the sky, blood pooled on the ground below him. I heard sirens in the distance and got up, my pants were stained in blood. And due to all my training and living as a homeless person a regular person would think me to be at least 17. I grabbed my pistol chest and quickly ran down the back alleys of the city, crying as I remembered the horrid moments of when I had first killed a man.

* * *

When I was twelve I was being chased by a bunch of men who wanted to kill me, I had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. They had been doing a drug deal and when they saw me they thought I was going to rat them out to the cops. The chased me with deadly knives and hollered as they chased me down the alleyways but soon I came to a dead end.

The men came into the dead end and their faces crept with deadly smiles. I pulled out the handgun from its chest, though I had no cleaning equipment and usually slept on the streets the chest had kept the gun in mint condition and thanks to Scruffy I had always managed to keep it clean. There was not a speckle of wear on the gun. I pointed the M1911 at them, I had no intentions of killing another human being but if they were going to kill me I wouldn’t let them. “Whoa hold on kid… just relax and we’ll sort things out” one of the men said. I kept the pistol leveled on them.

“Leave me alone or I’ll shoot” I warned them but one of them began laughing. “Hey James… this kid won’t shoot… look at him he’s shaking like a little baby” one of the guys said and laughed. They all laughed as they realized that I was trembling in fear. “Yeah gun’s probably not even loaded” another laughed and they stepped forward. I took aim on one of the guy’s legs and pulled the trigger, BLAM. He screamed in pain and fell to the ground as the .45 caliber round tore through his leg, ripping a fine hole through his calf muscle and destroying any tissue in its way.

The man screamed in pain and fell to the ground. “Now… I don’t want to kill any of you… but if you come any closer I’ll put a bullet right through your heads” I told them, they all had fear across their faces as they grabbed their wounded friend and ran away. I breathed heavily and put the gun back in its chest. I let out an exhausted sigh and put the chest back in my worn out bag and slung the bag across my back but as I leaned gently back against the alleyway wall I fell through some sort of purplish magic portal.

When I regained consciousness there was a purple unicorn looking down on me, “Oh no… Celestia what have I done” gasped the purple unicorn.

Author's Note

Alright so when I was reading through the comments people were like "Joe's and ass, he just beats up ponies if they stand in his way" and I was like yeah so I put in that he was used to living on the street but then I realized that wouldn't cut it so I put together a really tragic back story for Joe just so you all know why he's so easy to just jump into the fight, why he hates the basement room, why he is so unfamiliar with a females advances and what the gun really means to him... hope yah all like it and thanks for all the likes, favourites and follows, you guys and gals make my day

Battle with timber wolves

A thunderous BLAM could be heard and the timber wolf’s path of flight was changed dramatically as its head was torn off its shoulders and the body crumbled to the ground. Scootaloo gasped and looked to Joe who was holding his smoking M1911 in his right hand and holding an axe over his shoulder with the left hand. “Hey Christmas tree” Joe shouted out and the other timber wolves looked to Joe, taking their attention off Scootaloo and paying their full attention to Joe.

Scootaloo was grabbed from behind by Applejack and she pulled Scootaloo into a thicket of brush. “Come on, we gotta get outta here” Applejack whispered. Scootaloo was about to say something but Applejack stuck her hoof in Scootaloo’s mouth.

“Come on you pieces of shit” Joe yelled, BLAM BLAM BLAM. Three more timber wolves fell but the fifth and final timber wolf lept on Joe. Joe brought his forearm up to block the timber wolf but it simply bit Joe’s forearm. “ARRRRG, YOU STUPID BITCH” Joe yelled, swinging his arm into a tree and smashing the timber wolf’s body into pieces. Some of the timber wolf’s fangs had stuck into Joe’s forearm and he was bleeding a little. Joe grabbed the fangs and pulled them out of his forearm with a wince of pain.

“Joe we gotta go” Applejack called out, Joe looked over to her. “Don’t worry… I think I killed them all” Joe chuckled as he looked to the shattered bodies of all the timber wolves. “Yah but…” Applejack trailed of and Joe looked behind himself to see the timber wolves body parts forming together again. “Oh shit… so they regenerate… this could take longer than I thought” Joe muttered. Taking aim he shot off .45 caliber rounds consecutively, each round hitting a timber wolf in the head but unfortunately Joe didn’t have enough rounds in the magazine for all the wolves, and one was still alive as Joe’s pistol ran dry.

It snarled and lept at Joe but he was prepared and swung a mighty haymaker punch into the wolf’s head, the head burst apart into tiny splinters and the body crumbled apart. “Joe” Applejack screamed and Joe looked back to see that at least a dozen more timber wolves had come out and surrounded them. “Scootaloo… this would be a good time to fly outta here with Applejack” Joe ordered the young Pegasus.

Scootaloo looked to Joe, though he had just recently broken her heart she wasn’t keen on leaving someone to their imminent demise. “No way we stick together” Scootaloo said valiantly, Joe rolled his eyes “GO!” Joe yelled. Scootaloo flinched at his sudden outburst and obliged reluctantly.

As she took off she looked to Applejack, “Shouldn’t we have stayed to help him out?” Scootaloo asked and Applejack nodded. “Yeah… probably, but I’m sure he can hold his own against a couple a timber wolves” Applejack replied.

The pack of timber wolves surrounded Joe as he slid a fresh magazine into the gun. “Come one you pricks… COME ON” Joe yelled and a group of timber wolves charged at Joe. He unloaded the entire magazine into the timber wolves but there was no way he’d have enough ammunition in the magazine for all of them. Firing in quick succession the gun emptied in less than two seconds, leaving the shattered timber wolves as its testament of power but even so the timber wolves outnumbered Joe heavily and one of the timber wolves jumped and bit Joe’s leg.

“Stupid mutt” Joe yelled as her crashed his leg against a nearby tree and shattered the timber wolf’s body apart. Joe felt the pain of timber wolf fangs stuck in his leg but he didn’t have time to pull them out. Gripping the axe tightly in his left hand he ejected the magazine on the pistol and quickly loaded a fresh one but even with his combat reflex speed the timber wolves were still able to get a jump on his and knocked him to the ground. The M1911 slid out of his hands and onto the ground out of his reach.

The timber wolf snapped at Joe’s face but Joe grabbed the timber wolf by the neck and crushed its delicate neck with a mighty squeeze. Kicking the limp body off his, the timber wolf’s body exploded into a mess of broken branches and forest pieces. Joe staggered to his feet and gripped the axe in both hands. “Come on you bitches… I’m gonna make firewood outta you” Joe laughed.

The wolves charged at Joe and in a flash of speed Joe swung the axe in quick swings and sliced the wolves to pieces with the sharpened axe. One of the timber wolves managed to jump on Joe from behind and bit down hard into his shoulder, “GAHHHHHHHHH!” Joe screamed, his pained roar could be heard from the apple family farm.

“Joe” Applejack gasped. “Maybe we should go back and help him” Scootaloo said, not sure exactly why she wanted to help him after what he did. “Alright but first let me get some things” Applejack said and raced into the barn.

Joe roared as he grabbed the timber wolf by the back of its head and threw it into a tree with mighty force. The timber wolf’s body shattered against the tree. Joe at this point was becoming dazed and was going to have to think of an escape plan fast or he was going to be screwed.

The timber wolves all began to howl and Joe took a cautious step back. “Come on you bitches… I’m waiting… COME ON!” Joe yelled but suddenly his angered face turned dire look of fear as a large timber wolf stepped forward. It wasn’t humongous like an ursa major but it was easily standing taller than him at its shoulders and that was when it was standing on all fours.

“Oh shit” Joe muttered and readied the axe. The large timber wolf let out a snarl and all the other timber wolves retreated into the forest, “Need a little one on one eh” Joe chuckled but its gaze was petrifying and made Joe gulp in fear. “Come on pouch, this will be the last leg you ever hump” Joe chuckled to himself.

The large timber wolf charged forward and as it did Joe swung the axe into its head but it seemed to be ineffective and the large timber wolf tackled Joe told the ground. The timber wolf swatted at the axe with a front paw and knocked the axe out of its hand, Joe took the opportunity and grabbed the wolf’s front leg and snapped it with an extreme amount of force. The wolf howled and staggered back while Joe to get up and grab his axe.

As he turned to face the timber wolf he saw it healing its busted limb. “You’re gonna fill the wood shed” Joe laughed as the timber wolf charged, Joe tried a different approach this time and chopped sideways at the timber wolf’s leg, though Joe managed to cut its leg off the timber wolf still managed to tackle Joe to the ground. Joe lost his grip on the axe again and it skidded along the ground and was just out of his reach. Joe attempted to roll sideways but the timber wolf bit him by his side and picked him up in its massive jaws. Its fangs cut through Joe’s skin and dug deep into his body as he let out a roar of pain.

The timber wolf shook Joe’s body in an attempt to kill him out right but it should’ve know better than to allow Joe to get this close to its face. Joe grabbed the timber wolf by the sides of its face with his hands and drove his thumbs into its eyes. The timber wolf screeched in pain and dropped Joe from its mouth.

Joe staggered along the ground over to a tree by his axe. Suddenly before Joe was ready the timber wolf pounced on Joe and rolled his body over. Joe reached his arm to its full extension and was able to grab the end of the axe handle. The timber wolf drooled into Joe’s face as its eyes healed up and it let out a ghastly snarl. Joe’s grip on the axe handle tightened. Joe looked into its burning eyes and realized something at that moment. He told the timber wolf his exact thoughts “You are one ugly-mother-fucker”.

The battle continues

The timber wolf snapped its large jaws down at Joe but despite all his injuries Joe was easily able to outpace the large timber wolf and swung the axe into the side of its head. The timber wolf stopped for a moment and it was as if its life drained out of its eyes. Joe let out a sigh but suddenly the timber wolf let out a howl of anger and swatted Joe away, leaving the axe tuck in the side of its head.

Joe tumbled along the ground and he skidded to a stop, staggering to his feet Joe managed to ready himself in a combat stance. The timber wolf snarled and swatted the axe, knocking the axe blade out of its skull and propelling through the air. “Oh shit” Joe mumbled and the timber wolf was about to charge again when a voice called out “WAIT!”. Both Joe and the timber wolf stopped and looked to the voice’s origin.

Standing close to their battle stood the light yellow Pegasus known as Fluttershy. “Fluttershy?... run” Joe ordered but Fluttershy stepped forward, “Joe sometimes violence doesn’t solve anything, it only makes it worse” Fluttershy replied and stepped a little closer to the timber wolf. “Fluttershy… this is one of those times when violence solves the problem” Joe informed her but Fluttershy ignored his warning and stepped up to the mighty timber wolf and began to coo it.

At first the gleam of death still lingered in its eyes but soon its eyes grew into a look of love and compassion. Fluttershy turned to Joe, “See? sometimes you just need a loving touch” Fluttershy told Joe. “I don’t fucking believe this” Joe muttered to himself, Fluttershy turned back to the large timber wolf, “Okay now little one, you can go back to your den and” Fluttershy began but suddenly the massive timber wolf swatted her against a tree. Fluttershy screamed as the timber wolf pounced on her, Joe groaned to himself as he charged the timber wolf and slammed a punch right into the side of the timber wolf’s head.

The force of his punch dazed the timber wolf and sent it staggering back. “Fluttershy it’s time to” Joe began but the timber wolf regained its posture before Joe could finish and swatted him to the side. Joe looked to Fluttershy “RUN… GET TO THE… BARN” Joe yelled, he was about to yell ‘GET TO THE CHOPPA’ but didn’t think she’d understand the badly timed joke. Fluttershy looked to Joe then to the timber wolf. “No, I won’t leave you” Fluttershy replied valiantly, Joe rolled his eyes.

The timber wolf charged Joe and he rolled to the side and dodged its charge, turning back to Fluttershy he yelled again “Go… I got this, don’t worry about me just run… or actually don’t run, fly” Joe ordered her but she disobeyed his orders and charged right up to the timber wolf and looked it straight in the eyes. “HOW DARE YOU!” Fluttershy yelled and gave the timber wolf those creepy eyes that Joe had seen her do before. Joe got up and was about to just let Fluttershy do her thing but then he caught a glint of evil in the timber wolf’s eyes. “NOOOO” Joe yelled and jumped in front of Fluttershy as the timber wolf swung its claws at Fluttershy. The claws cut up Joe’s chest pretty bad and sent him tumbling across the ground.

Fluttershy gasped and the timber wolf changed its attention back to her but suddenly a steel toed boot hit it in the side of the head, then another. The timber wolf growled and looked to Joe who had taken of his boots and thrown them at the timber wolf, “Yeah that’s right Christmas tree, I’m still kicking… so fight me” Joe yelled and the timber wolf charged at Joe. Joe lept to one side dodging the timber wolfs charge, rolled then quickly got back to his feet. He looked to Fluttershy “This is the part where you fly away” Joe told her. She finally accepted the fact that she was more of a distraction to Joe than a help, “I’m sorry” Fluttershy apologized. “Just run… I mean fly” Joe said as the timber wolf charged him again.

Joe lept into the air as the timber wolf was about to tackle him again and landed on its back. Fluttershy took off into the air and looked sadly back to Joe, she had seen how much he was bleeding, though not fatal he would need medical attention and soon. Joe wrestled with the mighty timber wolf and even though he was injured and fatigued worse than the timber wolf, Joe easily over powered it. Getting the timber wolf into a head lock Joe began to apply extreme amounts of pressure around its neck in an attempt to kill it, or whatever the hell you call it when the timber wolf dies before it comes back.

The timber wolf squirmed and Joe’s wounded arm flared up in pain. Joe lost his grip with his left arm and the timber wolf bit down hard on his already wounded arm. “STUPID MUTT” Joe roared and began slamming his right fist into the side of its head. The timber wolf became dazed but still held onto Joe’s arm with its teeth. Joe stabbed two fingers into the wolf’s eyes and it howled in pain and let go of his arm.

Joe pulled his arm out of its mouth but then used both fist to pummel the wolf’s head. “Every-pony freeze” yelled an uneasy voice. Joe looked to the voice but the timber wolf used the distraction and bucked Joe of its body and stood up but then saw a pistol being held in a magical purple aurora. “Wait a minute Twilight?” Joe asked in the confusion, the timber wolf knew what the handgun could do and despite its regenesis powers the pistol still hurt beyond belief and it didn’t want to be shot again.

“Joe… a little help?” Twilight asked Joe quickly knew what she was talking about and lept on the distracted timber wolf. It struggled but Joe wrapped his arms underneath the front legs of the wolf and upwards, like a full nelson. “Joe… what if I hit you?” Twilight gasped, Joe considered it for a moment then shook off the thought. “Just aim for its head” Joe ordered. Its head stood at least another foot and a half above Joe’s, now that Joe was holding it up. Twilight levitated up the pistol in front of her so she could zero in a shot. “DO IT” Joe yelled as his muscles burned in exhaustion but in her lack of knowledge for firearms, Twilight pressed the magazine release button and the magazine ejected from the handle of the pistol and fell to the ground.

“Oh you have got to fucking me” Joe muttered to himself, Twilight looked at the gun curiously. “Well this is a silly design, how in Equestria do you use this thing” Twilight asked and began examining the gun further. Joe groaned to himself and then Twilight looked down the barrel of the gun. Joe, in his fear for Twilight’s safety, let go of the timber wolf. “Don’t look down the barrel” Joe yelled but the timber wolf took advantage of Joe’s outburst and head-butted him forward, sending him tumbling to the ground.

The timber wolf stalked forward like a predator about to pounce on its prey, which technically it was. “Give me the damn gun” Joe muttered as he grabbed the fresh magazine from the ground. Twilight levitated the pistol down to Joe just as the timber wolf lept at them. He wouldn’t have time to load the magazine into the pistol and one round wouldn’t be enough so in his desperate situation Joe kicked the timber wolf with his foot, landing a powerful strike into its side and sending it propelling away from them for the moment being. “How do you kill these things” Joe asked Twilight and she shook her head. “Only fire can kill a timber wolf” Twilight informed him frantically. Joe chuckled “If it bleeds, we kill it” Joe laughed but Twilight shook her head “It doesn’t bleed though” Twilight informed Joe and he sighed, ‘Well thanks for ruining the punch line’ Joe thought to himself. “Well then… let’s burn old FIDO” Joe chuckled as he got to his feet, he spotted the axe and charged over to it.

“Hey FIDO, your owner called, said he wanted you put down” Joe said as he picked up the axe. “Come on pouch… it’s time to put you down the hard way” Joe said as the timber wolf charged Joe. As the timber wolf charged Joe swung the M1911 up and lined up a quick shot, BLAM. The handgun thundered in the rather quiet forest and the .45 caliber round ripped through the air and smashed through the timber wolf’s left eye. The timber wolf screeched in pain as the vision for its left eye was taken, Joe shifted his aim a little to the right, BLAM, another .45 round ripped through the air and took out the timber wolfs other eye.

Joe charged forwards, his mighty handgun thundering in his hands and kicking violently as it spat out lead death into the timber wolfs face. Spent brass littered the ground as the slid of the gun cocked back with each shot, ejecting the spent casing and loaded a fresh round into the chamber. The creature screeched as rounds tore through its skull. Joe emptied the magazine and loaded a fresh one, the .45 handgun began to thunder out more rounds again and the creature fell back in pain. Joe rushed up to it and put his knee down on its chest so it couldn’t move, putting the gun right up to its forehead and whispering “Goodnight Mr. Wolf”. Pulling the trigger until the slid of the gun locked back, signaling that the gun was out of ammo.

Joe holstered the gun and held the fire axe in both hands and hacked at the body of the timber wolf. The pieces of forest that created the body fell apart but Joe continued to hack it apart until they were simply little pieces of kindling. Joe was breathing heavily and his blood was dripping onto the ground profusely.

Joe staggered up to his feet and stumbled over to Twilight and collapsed on the ground in front of her. “It’s over… it’s finally over” Joe muttered but a look of fear entered Twilight’s face as the timber wolf reformed its body. “Joe… we have to go now” Twilight whispered and Joe looked back but simply smiled. “It can’t hurt us” Joe muttered.

The timber wolf stepped forward but as it did its leg fell apart and its body collapsed onto the ground and shattered apart. “How… how did you do that?” Twilight gasped and Joe chuckled, “Cut it up so bad that when it reformed its body would simply fall apart” Joe informed her as he loaded a fresh magazine into his pistol.

Joe staggered to his feet and grunted in pain, “Hey Twilight… think you can heal my wounds?” Joe asked and she looked to his body wounds. “Yes but I’ll have to extract all the teeth and fangs from your body first” Twilight informed him and he nodded. The timber wolf tried to reform its body as Twilight and Joe left but once again its body crumbled. The green haze of life that held the timber wolf’s body parts together left the current body of the timber wolf and flew back into the Everfree in search of a new body.

Joe and Twilight walked back to the apple family barn, at this time most of Joe’s body was covered in blood and he was staggering badly. Applejack and Scootaloo rushed out of the barn, Applejack had gotten a bunch of supplies: lasso, another axe etc. “Oh good gravy Joe… what happened?” Applejack asked worriedly and Joe staggered past them. “I killed it” Joe chuckled and collapsed on the barn floor.

Twilight levitated him up onto a table and pulled of the remains of his tattered tank top and jeans. “Joe… I’m going to have to put you to sleep so your body doesn’t go into shock… you’ll probably wake up in the hospital but your wounds will be healed, okay” Twilight informed him and he nodded. “Wait” Joe muttered and looked to Scootaloo, “What was all that about anyway?” Joe asked and she looked at him with an angered face. “You played me… you used me, made me feel like we had something then it turned out you were bucking Applejack” she scowled. Both Joe’s and Applejack’s eyes went wide in shock. “WHAT!” they both gasped, “Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about… I saw both of you… in the back of Sweet Apple acres” Scootaloo said as tears began to roll down her face.

“Whoa… just hold yer horses there sugar cube… what in tarnation did yah think ah was doin with Joe?” Applejack asked and Scootaloo gave her a rather uneasy look. “Isn’t it obvious… you two were bucking” Scootaloo replied, Joe chuckled “Yeah that’d be the day”. The group looked to Joe, “What… you didn’t really think I was bucking Applejack did you… I mean you heard that from one of the football guys right?” Joe asked, pretty positive that she probably over heard one of the guys saying something like “Joe’s bucking with Applejack again” or something along those lines. “No I heard it from Tiara” Scootaloo replied.

Joe groaned in anger, “I am going to kill that bitch” Joe mumbled. “Listen kid… I wouldn’t be bucking Applejack for two reasons: one she’s my boss that took me in when I had no place to go and two… well actually I can only think of one reason” Joe said and chuckled. “So if you aren’t bucking then why was Joe holding you up like that?” Scootaloo asked and Applejack chuckled. “Ah can’t shoot a gun without his help” Applejack informed her.

Scootaloo’s look of anger turned to one of sadness as she realized that she had been fooled by Tiara and almost had Joe die to save her. She grabbed Joe and began to cry. “I’m so sorry Joe… I didn’t know what I was thinking and” she began but Joe grunted in pain, “Hey kid… I still got teeth stuck in me… tell you what. When I get all the teeth and fangs pulled out then you can hug me all you want but for now let’s hold of the hugging” Joe chuckled painfully.

Fluttershy landed blissfully down and Joe looked to her. “Yeah speaking of which… why were you there… and Twilight why did you show up?” Joe asked them. “Oh well… I was actually just having a tea party with some of my animal friends when your gun shots scarred them off. I was going to scold you but when I showed up I realized that you were in a bad situation so I came to help you out” Fluttershy replied shyly as she rubbed her hoof through the sandy ground timidly.

“Well actually I came to talk to Applejack about the next batch of apple cider but Big Macintosh told me she was out back shooting with Joe so I simply followed the gun shots” Twilight informed them. “Well thanks… I don’t know if I would’ve made it without your help” Joe told them both, “No… despite my better knowledge, I think you could’ve taken on the timber wolves without our help and made it back in one piece” Twilight replied. “Well doc… heal me up” Joe chuckled.

As Twilight cast the sleep spell on Joe he began to fade out and at seemingly the last possible moment Scootaloo rushed to his side and kissed him full on the mouth, but Joe didn’t remember it too well since he was already fading out and he didn’t remember much after her lips met his.

Recovery

Joe groaned as he awoke in the hospital bed, he wasn’t surprised really. Despite Twilight’s healing spell he had lost quite a bit of blood and would probably need to recover. “At home… I’ll get better at home” Joe muttered as he sat up and stretched a little to get the blood flowing again. “Oh you’re awake” said a very soothing voice, Joe looked over to the voice and saw Nurse Redheart standing with a tray of hospital food.

“So how are you feeling?” Redheart asked as she set down the tray of food on the stand beside the bed. “Good… I’m good, so let’s get me outta these ridiculous clothes” Joe chuckled and pulled off the hospital gown. He only had boxers on and the floor was a little chilly. “Ohh doc, you got my clothes?” Joe asked, shivering a little from the cold tile floor and Redheart turned away to allow Joe a little privacy.

“Ohh don’t worry about it doc” Joe said as he walked up beside her but the hospital monitors were still hooked up to him. Joe pulled out the monitor needles and the monitor flat lined. “Oh shit” Joe muttered and walked back over and turned off the machine. “Uhm… would you please put something on?” Nurse Redheart asked, blushing a little due to Joe’s rather revealing posture. “Well… that’s why I asked if you had my clothes” Joe replied.

“Sorry Joe, but your clothes were destroyed and we threw them out” Nurse Redheart informed him. Joe snapped his fingers in disappointment, “Damn… where’s my car?” Joe asked and Nurse Redheart shrugged, Joe had become a regular at the hospital, usually coming in with very bad wounds but thanks to Twilight’s magic he usually recovered quite quickly and even when Twilight was away and Joe had to recover naturally he did so at an unnatural pace and was usually out of the hospital in a matter of days, feeling better and stronger than he did before.

“Well then… let’s get me outta here” Joe said but Nurse Redheart put her hoof in front of Joe and stopped him. “I’m sorry Joe… but you have to stay here until you’re better” Redheart informed him, Joe gave her a pouty face and she chuckled. “Sorry Joe, as handsome as you are, that’s not gonna work this time” Redheart chuckled. “Ahhh shoot… to bad I wasn’t more handsome I could just pull of some dance moves and just dance outta here before anyone knew what was going on” Joe chuckled.

“Yeah, you dance… I think if you did that you’d end up hurting yourself worse than you already were” Redheart teased, Joe had tried to dance his way out of the hospital before but just ended up twisting his ankle. “Tell you what… if you promise to get in bed right now then I’ll sign your release papers and even do something extra special just for you” Redheart offered. “Deal” Joe replied, not even thinking twice about what she was talking about. “Well then yo better get into bed” Redheart said as she trotted out of the hospital room.

Joe laid down on the hospital bed and rubbed his eyes as he looked to the hospital room clock, 11:39pm. Joe rolled his eyes, he had to be outta here tomorrow morning to be to work for 7am, Applejack refused to let him work full days on Sundays, simply saying he should take it easy but Joe refused, stating that if it wasn’t for her he’d probably still be on the streets in Ponyville. Though he had easily paid off the debt a long time ago he had become sort of attached to Applejack and her family, almost like she was his mother, Big Mac was like the big brother he never had, Applebloom was like a little sister he always wanted and Granny Smith… well Granny Smith was Granny Smith.

Soon Redheart returned, walking with a bit of sway in her walk, Joe loved it when she did this. She walked up to Joe and whispered in his ear “If any-pony ever found out about this I’d lose my job… so try and keep it down would you” Redheart whispered. Joe nodded attentively and she pulled up her hospital dress.

Joe’s heart raced as he looked to what she had brought for him. She had hidden his M1911 under her hospital dress and walked with that sway so no-pony would see the protrusion from the pistol. “Oh Redheart I love you” Joe said as he picked up the pistol from her hoofs and held it gently in his hands. “Any-pony asks… you found it in the washroom” Redheart said with a wink. “Thanks Redheart, I love you” Joe chuckled sarcastically. “Yeah you only love me when I get you your gun but as soon as its ‘you have to stay in bed’ well then it’s ‘I can’t believe this shit’” Redheart laughed. “Hey I still love you, even when I’m mad that you’re holding me here against my will” Joe laughed.

“You don’t love me, admit it” Redheart laughed. “Okay fine, but you’re still a good pony and you will always be my friend” Joe chuckled, Redheart rolled her eyes. “See you in the morning Joe” Redheart said and walked out of the hospital room, Joe inspected his pistol.

The pistol had a bit of dirt and grit in it from the battle with the timber wolves that he’d have to clean tomorrow after work. He checked to see if the gun was loaded and made sure it wasn’t and then spun the pistol on his index finger in an old western style. “Okay… this isn’t so bad” Joe muttered to himself and laid down, sliding the pistol under his pillow and quickly falling asleep peacefully.

* * *

Joe awoke early but as he looked to the hospital clock he realized that he’d slept in. “Shit” Joe muttered but as he began to get out of bed Nurse Redheart trotted into the hospital room, pushing a cart with some of his clothes and his pistol holster. “Here… Scootaloo and Applejack brought in your clothes last night and Rainbow Dash parked your car out back” Redheart informed him. It was truly amazing, most ponies couldn’t drive his car simply because it wasn’t meant to be driven by ponies but when Rainbow Dash found out that it didn’t take much effort to drive and realized it went quite fast for the amount of body effort it took to use it, she jumped on the idea of driving it. After a month of training she learned how to drive the Shelby Cobra and could do so quite well.

“Well thanks doc” Joe said as he slipped into his daily attire which consisted of a black leather jacket, some black leather pants, and black boots and tinted sunglasses. In his best Arnie voice he looked to her and quoted “I’ll be back” then smiled at the funny one liner. “Of course you will, knowing you you’ll break your leg during your football game on Wednesday” Redheart said, reminding Joe that he had a football game on Wednesday.

“Oh yeah… I forgot about that” Joe muttered as he holstered the pistol inside the jacket, concealing it very well. Redheart escorted Joe out of the hospital and as they left the front doors Joe waved to Redheart “Thanks doc… see yah later” Joe called out and she blushed. He always called her doc even though she was just a nurse and she had tried to tell him that on numerous occasions during his visits but he still called her doc.

Joe hopped in his car, he opened the glove box and grabbed a fresh magazine and slid it into the pistol but didn’t cock back the slid. He started the car and it rumbled to life, he reached into the glove box and grabbed another cassette tape and put it into the radio player and smiled as he drove out towards the farm while the tunes of George Thorogood played on the radio cassette player.

Know the day I was born

The nurses all gathered round

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up

Said leave this one alone

She could tell right away

That I was bad to the bone…

* * *

At the apple farm Applejack had Pinkie Pie and the others setting up a surprise for Joe, first off for saving Scootaloo and second for his birthday. Though he didn’t care much for his own birthday he always went out of his way for others on their birthdays yet usually forgot his birthday so Applejack made sure that he always had some sort of special thing on his birthday.

“Here try this” Applejack said and gave Scootaloo a slice of apple pie, Scootaloo took the pie and took a bite out of the slice. It was very tasty and she ate the rest of the slice. “Joey loves apple pie, but don’t tell him, ah want it tah be a surprise” Applejack said as she wrapped up the other pies and hid them from plain view. “Applejack… I know I’ve said this a dozen times but I’m sorry” Scootaloo apologized but Applejack shrugged, “Sugar cube, yah ain’t got nothin tah be sorry tah me fer… ain’t yer fault yah got tricked, the only one yah should be sorry fer is Joe cause he got the worst licken outta all of us” Applejack replied. “Licken… more like nearly died, did you see him when he was in the hospital?” Scootaloo gasped at the calmness Applejack had for Joe’s situation.

“Sugar cube… yah should know that it takes more than a few timber wolves tah take down Joe… for some reason he doesn’t mind putting his life on the line for others and always recovers miraculously” Applejack informed her then sighed. “Ah even seen him put himself on the line fer them no good Flim and Flam brothers” Applejack informed her then stopped and her ear lifted as she heard the roar of Joe’s car and looked out the window. “Ha, ah don’t believe it… thought we’d have more time” Applejack said as she rushed out the front doors and motioned for every-pony to hide.

Joe pulled his car up and turned it off, he was wearing a ridiculous set of clothes, black leather on a hot day like today wasn’t smart. “Hey AJ, what do yah need me to do?” Joe asked and Applejack ran up to him with a worried look. “Joe… yah were just on death’s doorstep yesterday… yah didn’t have tah come tah work today” Applejack told him and he shrugged. “Alright… ah guess yah could go cut some more wood… if yer up tah it” Applejack said and Joe nodded, departing for the other side of Sweet Apple acres to go cut up some firewood.

As Joe left and got far enough away Applejack motioned for the all clear and went back inside as the others came out of hiding and continued with the party preperations. Sweetie Bell and Applebloom were fidgeting with the cupcake tray while Scootaloo tried to clean off some dishes. “Alright… well if yer all up fer it, ah guess yah could cook something fer supper” Applejack asked and they all perked their ears up at the opportunity to cook something, usually Applejack did all the cooking. “What about you sis?” Applebloom asked and Applejack looked out to the barn. “Ah think the others are gonna need muh help settin up the decorations if they want tah be ready fer tonight” Applejack said as she left outside to help the others.

For the next little while everyone did there thing to set up for the party, well except Joe who was still rather oblivious to it and was out chopping wood. He had gotten rather hot and regretted wearing the heavy black leather jacket and quickly took it off and simply wore a tank top except this one was a light sky blue. He looked over to the wagon and cursed as he realized that he had forgotten to bring water. He tossed the axe in the wagon and hooked himself up when he heard the snarling of a timber wolf from behind him. He sniffed the air, he could smell its horrid breath, in his exhaustion he hadn’t kept up his guard while he was working.

Quickly unhooking himself he grabbed the axe off the wagon and turned to face the timber wolf but it was strange, there was only one but he could tell from the glint in its eye that it was the same one that had possessed the large timber wolf but now it had a new body. Joe grunted to himself “Come back for seconds eh”

Surprises

Surprises

Joe readied the axe but the timber wolf whimpered and knelt down in fear. Fluttershy’s saying rang through his thoughts “Sometimes violence doesn’t solve your problems”. “What’s the deal mutt?” Joe scowled and the timber wolf looked up to him with saddened and defeated eyes. Joe felt as if his heart melted, though the creature was hideous and had recently tried to kill him he didn’t know if he could strike it down just for that. Joe dropped the axe onto the wagon and cautiously approached the timber wolf.

It stayed knelt down in front of him and his body lumbered over it. Joe knelt down and looked it in the eyes, “What’s your angle on this?” Joe asked suspiciously and the timber wolf slowly lifted its head up and opened its mouth slowly. Joe leaned his head back quickly but the timber wolf didn’t leap on him and instead, either out of respect or honour, leaned its head forward slowly and extended its wet tongue and began licking him. It was said to be a sign of affection when a canine licks you but Joe wasn’t sure if he could call it affection, probably respect, Joe reached over and scratched the back of its ears and the timber wold stopped licking his face and rubbed its cheek up against his. ‘Okay maybe it is affection’ Joe thought to himself. The timber wolf rolled onto its back and Joe began to give it a belly rub and Joe could swear he saw a smile creep across its face, ‘Suck up’ Joe thought to himself. The timber wolf rolled back to its stomach and stood up, nestling its cheek against Joe’s one more time it let out something that was like a purr for a wolf.

The timber wolf stepped back and gave him a respectful bow then dashed off into the Everfree forest. Joe chuckled to himself as he stood back to his feet, he probably wouldn’t tell any-pony about this, maybe Fluttershy but even she might find the story a little far-fetched. Joe attached himself to the wagon half filled with firewood, but even so it weighed well over 1000 pounds but thanks to the wheels it was fairly easy to pull.

Scootaloo was making some salad while Sweetie Bell and Applebloom made side dishes: crackers and cheese, apple slices, etc. As Scootaloo looked out the window she saw Applejack calling out frantically to the others then hid in some bushes. She thought to herself ‘What has gotten into them?’ but then she saw Joe pull the wagon up beside the barn and walked over to the house casually.

Joe entered the house, “Hey… what’s going on?” Joe asked casually as he walked over to the kitchen sink then turned on the sink and doused his head under the cold water streaming from the tap. “Oh ah just forgot ah had tah… clean muh room” Applebloom said hastily and scooted off, Sweetie Bell looked to Joe then to Scootaloo “Oh yeah and I have to go… uhm help her” she said and dashed off as well, leaving Joe and Scootaloo alone.

Joe’s body had been through hell and back and it had really taken its toll on him, he was breathing heavily as he poured himself a cold glass of water. His muscles ached and he tried to catch his breath by breathing deeply. After drinking back several glasses of cold water he washed out the cup then set it on the drying rack, he sighed exhaustedly and gave Scootaloo a wave as he went to leave. “Joe… wait” Scootaloo said in a saddened voice, Joe stopped.

Scootaloo walked up to Joe, “I just wanted to say I’m sorry for almost getting you killed” Scootaloo apologized and Joe chuckled as shook his hand “Ah don’t worry bout it, I won’t hold it over you… just next time Tiara tells you something ask me if it’s true or not before going running into the Everfree” Joe laughed. “Joe… it isn’t funny, you could have been killed” Scootaloo told him and Joe sighed. “Yeah first time I saved Applebloom from a Manticore, Applejack gave me the same speech but as time went on and I did other daring acts that got me hurt she became used to me risking my neck and even though it’s against her better judgment to let me do it, she knows that I’ll probably come out okay” Joe told her.

“What about the Wonderbolts academy?” Scootaloo asked, Joe shrugged “What about it?” he asked. “Tiara told me you took a job there” she told him and he sighed. “Yes I took a job there” he told her and she looked deeply into his eyes. “Joe you aren’t leaving us are you?” she asked and he laughed. “Oh hell no, it’s only for like two or three weeks out of the year yah know” Joe laughed. She hoped up onto her hindlegs, wrapping her forelegs around him as she buried her face into his shoulder and began to cry.

Joe sighed to himself and patted the back of her head as he rubbed her back with the other hand. He pulled back from the hug and wiped a tear from her face. “So since I saved you… does this make us even?” Joe asked and she shook her head, Joe chuckled “Guess I still owe yah one eh?” Joe laughed. “No… I owe you one” Scootaloo whispered passionately as she leaned forward and began to kiss him. At first Joe wanted to pull back but then realized that it might break her heart.

Joe just sort of went with it for the moment so he didn’t hurt the young mare’s heart, but then she did something he wasn’t expecting. Scootaloo slid her tongue into Joe’s mouth, ‘Okay hold on, I’m not French kissing with a fucking horse… pony… PEGASUS’ Joe thought to himself and wanted to pull back but something in his mind made him stay, her tongue moved up and down inside his mouth. ‘Okay… I’m French kissing with Scootaloo… who is a Pegasus, that makes it wrong right? Then why the hell am I going with it, it’s like I almost don’t really want it to stop’ Joe thought to himself as they continued to French kiss in the kitchen.

Scootaloo pulled back, her eyes gleamed as they both looked at each other. “Uhm… that was… different” Joe said. “You didn’t like it?” Scootaloo replied, rather sadly, Joe thought for a fraction of a second then spoke his thoughts. “Well I’ve never kissed no one like that before… ever… it wasn’t all that bad, actually it was kind of good… it tasted like pie” Joe replied and Scootaloo’s face brightened and she quickly gave him another kiss but this one was short and only on his cheek. “Well I gotta get back to work. Oh shit, uhm to you want to come over to my place or should I go over to yours?” Joe asked frantically. “Wait… for what?” Scootaloo asked and Joe hit himself in the head. “For the project, we haven’t even started it” Joe reminded her and she gasped as she to realized that it was due tomorrow and they hadn’t even researched anything. “Uhm we’ll go to your house” Scootaloo suggested and Joe shrugged “It’s up to you, I’ll just tag along” he replied and walked casually out the front doors.

As Joe walked back out to the wagon he realized that he had completely gapped to get himself a bottle of water but then realized the wagon was half full and he’d finish before he got thirsty again. “Okay… so I just French kissed with a pony and I wasn’t bothered all that much by it” Joe said and accepted the fact that he just French kissed with Scootaloo.

“Hey Joe how’s the wood cuttin goin?” Applejack asked as she walked past Joe. Joe licked the upper part of his mouth where Scootaloo had rubbed her tongue and the familiar taste of apple pie returned to his taste buds. “Hey Applejack?” Joe asked and she turned to him, “Yeah Joe?” she asked and Joe took one last lick of his mouth. “By chance did you make Apple pie?”

* * *

It was 4:00pm and Scootaloo had Joe blindfolded and was leading him into the barn. “Can I take off the blindfold?” Joe asked, Scootaloo shook her head but then realized he couldn’t see her gesture. “Nope it’s a surprise” she laughed as she led him into the barn. Scootaloo closed the door behind him and pulled off his blindfold just as the lights flashed on and most of the ponies from town who Joe had made friends with jumped out and all yelled “SURPRISE!”. Joe jumped a little as they surprised him, “Holy crap… what’s all this about?” Joe asked and Applejack stepped forward.

As Applejack was about to say something Pinkie Pie blasted Joe with a load of confetti from her party cannon. “Why it’s your birthday silly” Pinkie Pie laughed in her rather high pitched voice. “My… oh shit that’s today right” Joe laughed as he brushed confetti off his shoulders.

Joe had to admit, though he usually didn’t like being the attention of a crowd, Pinkie Pie had thrown a terrific party and Joe couldn’t help but to stay for the night and party with everyone there, hell for some reason even some of the Wonderbolts were there.

It soon became late at night, 11:23 to be exact, and ponies had started to depart home. “Well guys, thanks for the party… it means a lot” Joe said solemnly and nodded as he yawned. “Well I got school tomorrow so I better get going” he told them. “Don’t worry bout the mess… we’ll clean it tomorrow” Applejack said and Joe gave them all a wave and Scootaloo raced up beside him. Since she was too small to hold arm in arm unless she was on her hindlegs, Joe simply ruffled her hair in a friendly gesture and they both got in his car and he drove them both home.

After arriving at his home Joe turned off his car and led Scootaloo inside. “Shit so what’s the project about anyway?” Joe asked and Scootaloo began explaining it to Joe and he nodded as he thought it out. “Alright let’s get this thing done” he told he and she nodded and the duo began to quickly race through the assignment.

Author's Note

Okay now I know that I write chapters really fast but just a head's up for all you readers (SPOILER WARNING) the next scene is going to be all romantic and shit, and because I am absolutely mortifed about writing sex scenes it might take a little longer to bring out that is simply because when I write stories I picture myself to be there then write out what I see so to do this scene I have to imagine it and it just disturbs the living hell outta me, so sorry for the delay

Night of passion

Joe let out a sigh of relief, “Ahha, finally” Joe said as they put the finishing touches on the project. “Well… I hope we do okay, it isn’t all that good” Scootaloo said as she looked over the papers, though they had gotten lots of information and wrote lots of things about Star Swirl it didn’t seem all that well thought through.

“Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo raised an eyebrow, “He could fail us” Scootaloo replied and Joe rolled his eyes. “I suppose… who cares, it’s only one assignment” Joe said casually. Scootaloo shook her head and laughed at his relaxed state of mind, just yesterday he’d almost died, then today he worked hard for most of the day then partied and now it was one o’clock in the morning and he acted like everything was perfect.

“Joe I…” Scootaloo trailed off, even though she had made out with him earlier today she couldn’t bring herself to tell Joe how she really felt. “Yeah?” Joe asked, Scootaloo pulled all her courage up, “I love you Joe and I want to be with you forever” Scootaloo blurted out and Joe gave her a rather confused look. “Uhm… okay… I uh don’t know what to say” Joe stuttered. “Joe, do you love me or are my feelings only one way?” Scootaloo asked worriedly, Joe rubbed the back of his head.

“Well uhm this is kind of sudden” Joe said but Scootaloo shuffled over on the couch so she was right beside him and looked into his eyes. “Please Joe… just tell me if you love me or not” Scootaloo pleaded and Joe exhaled deeply, “You’re really putting me on the spot here kid, we’ve only been hanging out for a week and” Joe began but Scootaloo interrupted him. “Joe I’ve loved you ever since ninth grade and ever since I can’t stop thinking about you” Scootaloo informed him, “Uhm really?” Joe asked and Scootaloo nodded. “You never knew, you never noticed my advances?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head. “Sorry kid but usually I only talked to you during dinners at the apple family house or briefly in the hallways” Joe informed her.

“You never caught on to any of my advances?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head. “Well I mean if you consider when we French kissed today an advance then yes I caught on there but…” Joe trailed off. Scootaloo’s hopes were rising, ‘Maybe… just maybe, please Celestia let him say yes’ Scootaloo thought to herself. “Well… you weren’t like any of the other mares who only wanted me so they could be popular as ‘My first’ so I don’t know it’s still a little weird I mean you’re a Pegasus and I’m a human” Joe replied uneasily. “Please Joe… I need to know” she pleaded and Joe let out a large exhale, “Well if I said I didn’t have feelings for you that would be a lie… so I guess yeah I do kind of like you in that way” Joe said and Scootaloo literally lept on him in joy and full on began to kiss him again.

She pushed Joe down onto the couch and got on top of him. “Whoa, hold on… what do you think you’re doing?” Joe asked curiously and Scootaloo looked to him with a shocked look. “Well… I thought you loved me?” Scootaloo asked and Joe nodded hesitantly “Yes but…” Joe trailed off and Scootaloo’s face turned to a saddened look. “But you don’t love me in that way” she said depressingly. “Well it was a little sudden and took me by surprise… but if it’s what you want… then I guess I’ll go along with it” Joe said and shrugged.

“Joe, I don’t want to force you into anything… if you don’t want this it’s okay” Scootaloo said and Joe thought to himself. “Okay… he’s the problem I’m facing, I’ve only hung out with you for like maybe four days and now we’re about to have sex… I think… so that’s where I’m at” Joe informed her. “Joe… whatever you want, I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to” Scootaloo told him and he nodded. “Well see that’s the thing, I’m uneasy about it but if you want to I’ll take a shot at it” he told her and her wings shot out in excitement.

She began to kiss him again and was about to pull off his shirt when he stopped again. “Is something wrong?” she asked and he nodded, “Two things actually” he informed he and Scootaloo’s mind raced with negative thoughts thinking how he didn’t want her because of her body or maybe because it was too weird.

“Okay one: I don’t want to get my couch messy and two: we’re right in front of the window so any-pony that glances in is gonna get a show” Joe told her and she took her mind off sex for a second and realized he was right, well for the second part anyway, it didn’t really matter where they had sex, they were going to make a mess somewhere.

“Well… there’s always your room” Scootaloo offered and Joe shook his head, “Yeah but then there’s the problem of my neighbour, friggin guy always has this light on at night and I never know if he is watching me or if it’s just a light he’s forgotten to turn off” he told her and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, she didn’t even bother asking about the other two rooms because they both had windows that ponies could see through from the road.

“Well there’s always the basement” Scootaloo offered and Joe sighed, “I hate the basement but alright… let’s do it” he replied then chuckled at his response. “What’s so funny?” she asked as they got off the couch and both descended down the stairs, “I said let’s do it, and we’re actually going to do it… never mind it was funnier in my thoughts” he told her and she smirked at his comment, it was kind of funny in an immature way.

Joe opened the door to the basement room, like he had said it was empty minus the bed in the middle of the room. “So uhm… how do you want to do it?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged “However you want” he replied casually. ‘I can’t believe I’m actually going to have sex with Joe’ Scootaloo thought to herself as she laid down on the bed. Joe scratched his head in confusion, ‘Okay think self… you stick it in her right? Yeah sure let’s just go with that’ Joe thought to himself and crawled up on top of Scootaloo’s body, her body was nearly half his size underneath him but it didn’t bother him in the least.

Scootaloo wrapped her forelegs around Joe’s neck and the two began to French kiss again, their tongues fought passionately in their mouths but suddenly Scootaloo pulled back and gasped. Joe was taken back by her gasp “Are you okay?” he asked worriedly since he had never heard a female gasp in pleasure before. She looked to him with needy eyes. “Joe… I’ve waited for this for so long… please I need you inside of me” Scootaloo whispered. “Uhm yeah about that… uhm I don’t actually know what to do” he informed her and she looked at him then thought to herself for a second. “Really?” she asked and he shrugged “Well… I was too young for all this when I was on earth and when I came to Equestria I was never interested in ponies… well once or twice I had funny dreams about Applejack and me but I didn’t like it all that much and when we talked about it she told me it was normal for someone my age, since humans were a little like ponies in Equestria” Joe informed her.

“Well, okay you’re supposed to put your penis into me” Scootaloo informed him and he hit himself in the forehead. “Well yeah I know that but I mean how do you want me to do it, like do you want me to do it in a special way or something?” Joe asked curiously. “Just put it inside of me” Scootaloo whispered and Joe made a ridiculous gesture with his hands where he created a hole with his left hand and slid his right hand’s index finger into the hole. “Like… like that?” Joe said uneasily and Scootaloo laughed at his immaturity, or maybe it was nervousness but either way it was kind of funny. “Yes Joe, just like that” Scootaloo laughed, Joe stopped the immature gesture “Alright” he replied as he pulled off his shirt.

“No Joe… do it slowly” Scootaloo said, wanting to be like one of those crappy romance scenes like from the movies where the stallion takes his shirt off really slowly. “Oh I know what you mean… like this right?” Joe asked as he slowly began to slide his T-shirt over his head, but due to his perspiration from work the shirt was sticky with sweat and was a little tight to his body so it was hard to pull off. Scootaloo sat up and helped him remove his shirt, his chest pressed against her as she helped him and she gasped at the sudden body contact. “Gah I didn’t do it” Joe replied quickly but Scootaloo shook her head and rubbed her cheek up against his chest. “Uhm okay” Joe said uneasily, not quite sure how this all worked and how she was taking pleasure by rubbing up against his chest was beyond him.

Joe was begining to breathe a little heavier and he felt himself feel kind of strange. “What the hell” Joe muttered and Scootaloo looked up to him “What’s wrong?” she asked and he shrugged. “I don’t know, I just feel strange you know… it kind of feels… oh shit” Joe said as he realized that he was heavily aroused, sure he had a boner before but this was different somehow. Scootaloo tipped Joe’s balance and he fell softly onto his back and she got over top of him and pulled off her shirt slowly over her head just like Joe did. Joe felt really strange and he sat up and embraced his bare chest against Scootaloo’s, it was weird because back on earth people boobs were closer to their upper chest but on ponies they were closer to the lower stomach area. Scootaloo felt contempt as Joe held her closely and returned the embrace but soon her pussy became very wet and it she needed satisfaction or she’d lose control of herself.

“Joe please… I need it badly” Scootaloo moaned as she slid off her pants, “Oh my god you’re… wet” Joe exclaimed and Scootaloo rolled her eyes, he was so oblivious to the anatomy of females that she just had to laugh. Joe managed to slide his pants of while her was underneath her and his boner stretched out his boxers and it looked more like a tent rather than a pair of boxers. Scootaloo leaned forward and pushed Joe onto his back so that he lying down completely. Scootaloo took a quick moment to soak it all in, she was really about to have sex with Joe, her high school crush that she had always fantasized about. Scootaloo wiggled out of her panties and Joe followed suit by removing his boxers.

Scootaloo’s pussy clenched, she hadn’t even begun and Joe’s mere presence was driving her mad. She lowered herself down onto Joe’s manhood just enough so that its tip touched her entrance and she quivered in the sheer pleasure of it and a gasp escaped her mouth. Joe grunted, the pleasure was different to him and he actually quite enjoyed it.

She rubbed her pussy along the tip of Joe’s cock and he continued to grunt and groan in pleasure as Scootaloo teased both him and herself. “Jesus… that feels pretty damn good” Joe muttered through groans of pleasure. Scootaloo stopped rubbing herself against Joe’s manhood and lined up the tip with her entrance and began to slowly lower herself down onto him. Both Scootaloo and Joe gasped at the sudden burst of pleasure that washed through their bodies as Joe’s penis began to slide into Scootaloo’s wet pussy.

Joe’s penis twitched a little as the pleasure over whelmed him and he shuffled a little to try and slide himself into her a little more quickly but Scootaloo wouldn’t allow it and continued to slide him into her slowly but stopped as Joe’s penis touched her hymen. “Eh… hold on, I know that ponies are smaller than me but does that mean that I can’t go any further?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head. “Joe… I’m a virgin, my hymen is still intact” Scootaloo whispered and Joe looked both ways in confusion. “Uhm… okay so that means…” Joe trailed off and Scootaloo lowered her head down to Joe and kissed him quickly on the mouth. “Joe… you have to take my virginity from me” Scootaloo whispered into his ear. “Well that’s a no brainer… okay explain to me how I take your virginity, I thought it was as easy as putting my penis into your vagina” Joe replied and she nodded. “Yes that’s how it works” she informed him, Joe shrugged “Okay… so aren’t I already inside you?” he asked, a little confused by the whole virgin taking thing.

“Joe… you have to go deeper inside me” Scootaloo whispered to him, Joe looked down and saw that he only had the head of his penis inside of her and figured ‘Guess that was a no-brainer to’. “Alright… so how do we do this?” Joe asked and Scootaloo took a deep breath “Joe you have to be deep inside me” she whispered and let herself slide down further, she felt Joe’s penis head break her hymen. She screamed in pain and Joe shuffled back, “What… what the hell’s going on… oh my god you’re bleeding” Joe stammered as he realized that he had blood on his penis and Scootaloo’s pussy had blood coming from it. “That’s what happens during a mare’s first time, unless I break it another way” Scootaloo whispered in pain.

“Scootaloo are you okay?” Joe asked as he pulled out of her and sat up beside her, she nodded but he could tell it still hurt a little. “I’m sorry Scootaloo I didn’t mean to hurt you” Joe apologized but she shook her hoof as a tear rolled down her face from the pain. Joe wiped the tear away. “I think I have some tissues upstairs… just hold on while I go grab them” Joe said as he got up and went upstairs.

“I know I have some tissues somewhere… ahhaha tissues” Joe chuckled, thinking about the joke where you offer a guy a tissue when he’s masturbating. Joe scratched his head as he tried to remember where the hell he had put the damned tissues. Joe smacked himself in the head as he remembered that he had put the tissues in the cupboards above the sink. As he went to grab the tissues a hoof pulled him down to the ground and Scootaloo got over top of him.

“Scootaloo… are you okay?” Joe asked and she shrugged. “It still hurts a little but Joe… I still want you inside me” Scootaloo moaned. “Okay fine but… let’s not do it in the kitchen… I just couldn’t think about my kitchen floor the same way for at least a week” he suggested. Joe looked to the stove clock and noticed it was 1:28am. ‘Shit we’re only gonna have like four hours before I gotta get ready for school, five hours if I cut my morning short’ Joe thought to himself as Scootaloo pulled him into one of the spare bedrooms.

Scootaloo flopped down onto the bed, pulling Joe down on top of her and the two began to make out again as Scootaloo slid her hooves up and down Joe’s back. For some reason Joe’s cock ached to be back inside Scootaloo’s wet pussy. He grunted as he slid his arms underneath her and shuffled his body a little so that his manhood lined up with her entrance, sort of anyway.

Scootaloo felt Joe’s penis press up against her but it missed her pussy by a few centimeters. Wrapping her hindleg around Joe’s leg she rolled their bodies like Joe had done to her one the lakeside only now they were passionately making love rather than playing around on the edge of the lake. Scootaloo lined herself up with the tip of Joe’s manhood, she lowered herself so that Joe’s penis once again rubbed up against her wet pussy entrance. The pleasure returned to her as she felt it brush up against her and she slid her needy pussy along his shaft, driving herself insane as she did it. He pussy continued to moisten further as she teased both of them. She slid her pussy down so that the tip of Joe’s penis rubbed against her clit and she moaned in pleasure. Joe grunted a bit and his mind only could think of one thing, to get inside of her, she was driving him over the edge.

Finally she calmed herself down and lined up her entrance with Joe’s manhood and slowly slid his cock into her pussy. Inch by inch she allowed Joe’s penis to further penetrate her ever so slowly, his penis stretching her inner vagina walls. The pain still lingered in her groin area but it soon faded as the pleasure over whelmed her. Finally after what seemed like an eternity of pleasure Joe’s full length was inside her, she could feel his entire length and it made her almost go over board and cum right that moment but she held back the orgasm for the moment being, this felt better than any of her fantasies she had about Joe.

“Joe… how does it feel?” Scootaloo asked curiously, wondering if he was in any sort of pain. “Oh god… it’s so tight… oh my god this feels unreal” Joe managed through grunts of pleasure, obviously trying to hold himself back from cumming. They just laid there for a minute and let the pleasure wear down so it would last longer, “Jeeze… never once in my life did I think that I’d ever have sex with a pony” Joe muttered and Scootaloo gave a heart-warming smile. “Are you ready?” Scootaloo asked and Joe took a deep breath and nodded, “Only one way to find out right?” Joe asked and Scootaloo slid her body up until Joe’s penis was no longer in her pussy and as Joe’s cock left her inner depths it clenched, needing his presence back inside.

Scootaloo slid down on Joe’s shaft very slowly and passionately, a moan of pleasure escaping her mouth again as the pleasure returned quickly and attempted to drive her over the edge but she once again held herself back from an orgasm as she continued. Joe couldn’t help but to start grunting as the pleasure began to build up inside him.

Scootaloo continued her slow strides and Joe’s penis slid up and down inside of her pussy, soon her breathing became erratic, her slides became faster as she couldn’t hold herself back. She kept herself sitting up high in cowgirl position as her moans quickly became screams of pure pleasure and her pussy walls squeezed against Joe’s cock and he grunted at the sudden change in pace, but quickly matched her movements as they humped madly on one of his spare beds.

Joe wondered to himself if Scootaloo’s screams woke the neighbours, she was screaming pretty loudly and a concerned citizen might think that a mare is getting chased or raped or something. Scootaloo’s orgasm seemed to make her whole body quiver and she collapsed onto Joe’s chest still humping him slowly and her breathing finally slowed, her pussy walls still squeezed against Joe’s penis but soon the orgasm passed and it unclenched. “Joe… that felt amazing… give me a second to catch my breath” Scootaloo gasped.

Scootaloo caught her breath then began her slow strides again, Joe was trying to hold his own orgasm back but knew that at this rate it was going to end pretty soon, then he remembered that they both had school tomorrow and that it would probably be better if they ended sooner rather than later, but for the moment being he just wanted to buck with her until he blew his load.

At first Joe was a little skeptical about the idea but he soon figured that it didn’t really matter because he loved this mare more than… well he didn’t really know, about the same amount as he loved his parents but in a different way.

Joe felt his pleasure start to reach its peak and he cursed to himself in his thoughts. “Scootaloo… I’m so close” Joe grunted. “Wait… Joe let’s do it together” Scootaloo offered and Joe wrapped his leg around Scootaloo’s hindleg and rolled their bodies over into a missionary position with him on top. Joe started thrusting, his penis reaching her deepest walls and she began to scream again in pleasure as Joe quickly forced her to her peak again.

Scootaloo leaned up and began to furiously make out with Joe as Joe rutted her like a wild bull. Joe’s body began to thrust erratically as he reached his peak, Scootaloo broke away from the kiss, “Joe… I’m so close” Scootaloo screamed and Joe slowed his pace. “What do I do?” Joe asked, curious of what she wanted him to do at this point. “Joe just keep going and cum inside me” Scootaloo replied through gasps of pleasure then the two began to make out again.

Joe was about to think ‘am I really about to cum inside her’ but then realized her had just been rutting her for the last little while. Joe’s body began to clench up. Scootaloo moaned inside his mouth as they continued to make out then suddenly she broke away from the passionate kiss and screamed loudly in the pure ecstasy of sexual pleasure. As Joe continued to thrust his penis in her vagina she wrapped her hindlegs around his lower body, she slammed her pussy against his cock as she reached her climax. Her pussy clenched and the sudden clench forced Joe over the edge and he thrust into her deepest depths until he bottomed out then came inside her, his cum filled every inch of her pussy and his cum quickly began to drip out of her pussy. Her pussy continued to squeeze Joe’s penis and tried to milk Joe’s cock for every last drop of cum. Joe continued to hump her at a slower pace, his penis sliding inside her cum filled pussy gave off a squishing sound. He gave a few last thrusts then stopped, panting heavily.

Joe collapsed over top of Scootaloo and they shifted their bodies so that Joe wasn’t completely over top of her. Joe’s penis finally stopped twitching inside her vagina and Scootaloo’s vagina stopped squeezing Joe’s cock. “Joe… that was… amazing” Scootaloo whispered through heavy pants. Joe kissed her lips and the two began to French kiss again but only briefly. “Scootaloo… I love you” Joe whispered into her ear.

Joe soon realized her was still inside her dripping pussy and pulled his cock out of her tight pussy with a ‘shluuuuck’. Her pussy continued to drip cum and clenched a little, wanting the presence of Joe penis back inside but Scootaloo calmed her need, knowing that they probably needed to go to sleep to be rested for school. Cum dripped down her leg and onto the bed sheets. “You know we’ll probably need to get up early to clean up before school?” Joe whispered and she rested her head on his muscular chest and listened to his breathing. “Joe… I love you” Scootaloo whispered and Joe smiled, “I love you too Scoots” he replied and the two quickly passed out.

Outside in a thicket of brush sat Diamond Tiara with a set of binoculars, “You stupid little… ugh… cunt” Tiara gasped, even though she hated Scootaloo for her getting to Joe first she couldn’t help but to masturbate to the sight of Joe having sex, even if it was with Scootaloo. Tiara finally got off and came as she took a deep breath and whispered to herself “I’ll get you… you little bitch” Tiara hissed to herself. A stallion crawled up beside her “If you’re done eavesdropping, can you fuck me like you promised?” the stallion asked and Tiara rolled her eyes as she bent over, presenting her pussy to the stallion and let the stallion mount her, she rested her face on her hoof as the stallion thrusted his penis into her and while the stallion rutted her she watched Joe, imagining that the stallion rutting her was Joe.

“I can get the cock of any guy but he just up and… ohh… just denies me my… ahh… prize” Tiara muttered to herself through moans of pleasure, half of which she just faked to make the big stallion feel better. The stallion began to grunt and she felt his cock flare up inside her. “Ah goddess… I’m coming” the stallion grunted. In a very half assed voice Tiara gasped “Ahh, yess me to… cum inside me, I want you to fill my cunt with your cum” Tiara lied, any stallion with half a brain would know that she was lying and just simply faking her orgasm.

She felt him cum inside her and she thought to herself ‘Light weight’. The stallion panted and leaned over top of Tiara as his cock stopped twitching. “You can pull out now” Tiara muttered, these guys had no care what so ever for being decent and pulling out before they came, now she’d have to wash herself out before school.

She felt his cock slide out of her and cum began to drip out of her pussy, but it didn’t clench for the need of something to fill it, Tiara had been bucked so many times that she was simply loose and it took a lot to pleasure her loose pussy, but she figured that since Joe was bigger than most ponies that he’d easily be able to satisfy her. “Oh baby… that was great” muttered the stallion. Tiara shook her hoof in acknowledgement “Yeah, yeah whatever just don’t leave without me, I need a ride home and don’t feel like walking” Tiara muttered as she looked through the binoculars and watched Joe as he slept. “I’ll get you yet… oh yes, I’ll get you” Tiara whispered in a voice that was borderline insane.

Author's Note

(Shudders) okay, the moment everyone's been waiting for, they finally have sex... and we find out that Tiara really is a slut and don't worry it's not over yet cause I still need to deal with that bitch Tiara and her asshole friends that constantly fuck with Joe and Scootaloo, maybe I should just kill Tiara off... nah, got a better idea

Morning shower

Joe groaned as his alarm clock started blaring beside his head. Joe rolled over and for some odd reason he didn’t slam his hand down on it but rather turned it off like a civil person. He felt weight on his body then remembered that he had fallen asleep with Scootaloo, “Oh yeah...” Joe began then just trailed of and didn’t even bother finishing his sentence.

He gently slid his body out from under her and tried not to wake her, she stirred a bit but it didn’t seem as if she was awake. Joe rolled out of bed and casually walked out of the room but as he looked back to Scootaloo he remembered that he had came inside her. ‘I hope she doesn’t get pregnant… wait a minute she can’t… I mean I don’t think she can, she’s a different species so it doesn’t mix right?... Right let’s go with that’ Joe thought to himself, though he wouldn’t mind kids he just didn’t know what they’d turn out like and he wasn’t exactly ready to have kids just yet, well before this night he didn’t even think about having kids.

Joe entered the washroom and began to stumble around, grabbing himself a towel he turned on the shower and played with the nobs to get it to the right temperature. Finally getting it to his preferred temperature then he flicked on the shower radio and hopped into the shower as classic music played from the radio.

Steam emulated from the hot water and Joe let out a relaxed sigh as he began to wash himself off. ‘Well… that was an interesting night’ Joe thought to himself as he showered.

He soon lost track of how long he’d been in the shower and soon the bathroom door opened. Joe peeked out from behind the shower curtains to see Scootaloo trot sleepily into the washroom. Joe looked at the bathroom clock and realized it was 5:28am. “Mornin” Joe told her casually then continued to shower.

Scootaloo thought to herself ‘Mornin, that’s all he says?’ obviously wanting him to say more. “Mornin… that’s all?” she asked and Joe peeked out of the shower curtains again, “Well it is mornin… it ain’t afternoon yet, and it ain’t night time I can tell yah that” Joe chuckled and Scootaloo gave him a plain face. “I meant, is that all you’re going to say in the morning? There’s no, good morning sweetie, nice to see you” Scootaloo replied.

Joe rolled his eyes “Sorry… morning sweetie, nice to see you” he replied, mimicking her voice. Scootaloo snickered, he was truly naïve but it didn’t really bother her. Joe went back to showering. As Joe showered Scootaloo stood over the sink and looked at herself in the mirror, her hair was tussled from the night before and looked very messy. She shrugged to herself and pushed the curtains out of the way and hopped into the shower, due to the fact that ponies stood on all fours she kind of took up most of the shower.

“I got a better idea” Joe said as he picked up Scootaloo and held her up on her hindlegs. “This doesn’t hurt does it?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head and nestled herself closely against Joe as they began to shower together but due to it being morning Joe still had his morning boner and Scootaloo noticed this.

“I think it’s supposed to be there” Joe muttered as she leaned back to look at it. Despite just having sex last night, Scootaloo quickly became aroused again and dropped down onto all fours and presented her rear to Joe. “Oh… okay” Joe muttered, he wasn’t exactly horny but then again he was sort of aroused by Scootaloo sudden actions.

Joe got up behind her and wrapped his arms around her body as he got behind her. “Round two… fight” Joe chuckled, Scootaloo looked back to him over her shoulders and scrunched her nose. “What?” she asked and Joe chuckled to himself “Oh nothing, don’t worry about it” he laughed, he wasn’t exactly sure what made him think of mortal combat but something about this reminded him of it.

Joe reached down to his manhood which now ached to be inside of her pussy and lined himself up with her. He was about to slid into her pussy but then felt like he needed to get payback on Scootaloo for teasing him last night so he instead began to run his tip against her pussy lips and she gasped at the sudden contact and she tried to push herself back to get Joe inside of her but he pulled back so she couldn’t. “Joe… why do you have to do this now?” she asked and Joe laughed “Well I have to get you back for last night” he replied as he continued to stroke her wet pussy with his cock, though most of the wetness had come from the shower he was positive that she was probably heavily aroused.

As he rubbed against her he finally felt that it was enough and stopped rubbing against her. Joe lined himself up and slid into rather slowly, figuring he still had a little bit of payback to get her for. “Gah… Joe… you’re driving me over the edge” Scootaloo gasped and Joe chuckled but suddenly she slammed herself back against him and took his full length quickly. Joe grunted at the sudden movement and Scootaloo exhaled in pleasure, even though she only had sex less than four hours ago she wanted it again before school.

Joe began to slide his hips back and forth and Scootaloo followed suit, sliding forward will he slid back and pushing herself towards him will he slid forward. Joe began to grunt as his lust for he began to build and he picked up the pace a little but only slightly, Scootaloo on the other hand had already started to lose control and was on the brink of an orgasm.

Scootaloo’s moans quickly became pants and she tried to hold herself back from screaming this time. “Oh… fuck yes… ah Joe… aahhhhhh” Scootaloo screamed as her climax arrived, her vagina walls squeezed around Joe’s manhood as he continued his thrusts, the squeezing gave Joe a little bit more pleasure as he continued to rut her. Scootaloo’s orgasm made almost every muscle in her lower body tense up and she stopped her motions as her legs nearly collapsed from under her but Joe held her up as he continued to thrust.

He orgasm soon past but as Joe continued to thrust she felt another orgasm start to peak. “Ah… Joe wait… I’m still sensitive” she gasped through pants of pleasure. Joe slowed himself down to a stop, breathing rather heavily.

“Sorry” Joe apologized, through gasps of pleasure Scootaloo managed to say “Don’t be… it’s just… you almost… made me cum again” Scootaloo said through heavy pants. She pulled forward and Joe’s cock slipped out of her pussy and it urged for the need to have Joe back inside it. Scootaloo turned to Joe and slowly lowered him onto his back as she got on top of him but as he allowed himself to go down he smoked the back of his head of the shower taps. “Oww shit” Joe cursed as he grabbed the back of his head.

“Sorry Joe I didn’t mean to ahhhhh it’s cold” Scootaloo screamed as the shower water turned icy cold. Joe quickly reached up and turned the handle of the shower temperature thingy and the water quickly became warm again. Scootaloo shivered a bit as the coldness from the water left her body. “Sorry bout that… didn’t mean to” Joe laughed.

Scootaloo slid her pussy over Joe’s cock and quickly slid down his entire length. Joe grunted a little as the feeling of her pussy around his cock made him feel really good.

As Scootaloo began to ride him Joe felt the pressure build up inside his groin, ‘Too soon’ he thought to himself. Scootaloo felt herself build up as well, ‘Damn… it’s absolutely breath taking’ Scootaloo thought to herself as she continued to ride Joe. As Joe’s pleasure became too much to bear he began to buck his hips and the pleasure of it all made Joe lose control.

Joe sat up quickly and began to make out with Scootaloo gave one last thrust as he pushed himself deep inside her and let himself go. Scootaloo could feel his cum deep inside her and she slid herself along his shaft, pushing the cum inside herself and gave a few more thrusts then broke away from the kiss and screamed as her orgasm racked her entire body, her pussy clenched against Joe’s cock as she milked him, metaphorically anyway.

Joe and Scootaloo were both breathing heavily as cum dripped out of her pussy but thanks to the shower the cum was washed away and went down the drain. Joe leaned back and laid down on the shower floor as Scootaloo laid down on top of him.

Joe pulled his manhood out of her vagina and cum oozed out of it but it too was washed away down the drain. “You know… I think I like the shower more… less cleaning” Joe replied and they began to make out again.

Author's Note

Why did I write another sex scene... (Sighs) well I felt that after a week of having to wait I thought you guys and gals desevered it so another sex scene

Time for school

Scootaloo screamed as she reached the peak of yet another orgasm. Joe let out an exhausted exhale as he came again, for some reason they had just continued to have sex in the shower.

Joe soon realized that they had probably spent a lot of time and slid open the shower curtain and looked to the bathroom clock only to realize it was 6:58. “Shit… we gotta get ready for school” Joe muttered and Scootaloo took attention away from Joe and looked to the clock. Joe pulled out of her and stood up in the shower. “We’ll have to finish this tonight” Scootaloo said with a smile and Joe chuckled as he got out of the shower, “I’ll just be one second” Scootaloo said and she quickly washed her mane with some shampoo.

Joe started to dry himself off with a towel when Scootaloo turned of the shower and hoped out. Her mane and body fur were dripping wet and he long mane was off to one side giving her a very attractive look, if he had time Joe would probably just mount her and rut her again but he didn’t have time to do it again.

Scootaloo shook herself off and water splashed against Joe’s somewhat dry body. “Hey… I was dry” Joe complained, Scootaloo walked up to him and hoped up onto her hind legs and brought her mouth beside Joe’s ear. “And I’m wet” she whispered seductively, ‘God why couldn’t we have just one more hour?’ Joe thought to himself as he grabbed Scootaloo another towel.

Eventually they both dried themselves off and stopped with the dirty talk and started getting ready for school. Joe walked into the spare bedroom and wrapped up the bed sheets, the room stank of sex. Joe grabbed the bundle of bed sheets and walked back into the washroom and dumped the dirty laundry into the washing machine and started the wash cycle, he’d leave it for the day, come back from work and wash it again tonight then put it in the dryer.

He walked into his room and put on some fresh clothes: blue jean jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, blue jeans and a pair of tinted sunglasses which he put on the top of his head rather than down in front of his eyes, it wasn’t sunny yet so there was no need to have them on.

Joe grabbed a bottle of air freshener and walked back into the room and sprayed the fragrance into the air. Joe sniffed the air, though the fragrance stuff smelled kind of weird it was a little better than the smell of sex. Joe set the fragrance spray bottle on the night stand beside the bed then walked back out and into the living room where Scootaloo sat and stuffed the assignment into her school bag. Joe mumbled to himself happily as he pulled out a flat of eggs from the fridge and began to cook eggs for breakfast. “You like eggs?” Joe asked, “Sure” Scootaloo replied.

* * *

Luckily, despite not having a whole lot of time, Scootaloo and Joe made it to class on time and sat down as class started. “Okay everyone, assignments are due today, you have until the end of class to hand them in, after that I will be deducting 10% each day for late marks” Mr. Cotton told the class. Scootaloo stood up and walked up to the front desk and handed in their assignment, “Why thank you Scootaloo, I trust you both tried extra hard for this assignment” Mr. Cotton told her and she nodded and went back to her seat.

She leaned over and kissed Joe on the lips quickly. Pipsqueak, who was in their class, called out to Joe, “Ooooo” Pipsqueak teased. Joe gave him the middle finger “Eh up yours Pipsqueak, I don’t tease you” Joe laughed and Pipsqueak laughed to himself.

Ignoring the social business of the students, Mr. Cotton walked up to the front of the class “Okay students, we’re just beginning the history of the grand Pegasus army back in the era of Pre-Equestria now who can…” Mr. Cotton continued on and Joe leaned back in his chair and relaxed as Mr. Cotton taught the lesson but Joe simply tuned out and began to think about other things: racing around in his car, shooting his gun etc.

Scootaloo did the same, thinking about other things like: Flying, hanging out with Applebloom and Sweetie Bell, that sort of thing.

Class ended quickly and Joe and Scootaloo walked down the hallways together, ponies would look, mostly mares, and gaze in wonder thinking ‘How the hell did Scootaloo get hooked up with Joe’, even some football players called out to Joe saying things like “Yeah buddy” or “Yo Joe, you know what’s good man”. Joe would simply give them an acknowledging wave and finally they came to their math class.

Scootaloo sat down beside her friend Applebloom and Joe went and sat by himself in the back corner of the class. Applebloom leaned over to Scootaloo and whispered, “There’s a rumor goin around that you and Joe are together… is it true?” Applebloom asked and Scootaloo nodded. “How long?” Applebloom asked and Scootaloo shrugged “Well I guess ever since yesterday when we made out in the kitchen at your place” Scootaloo whispered to her fried so she didn’t interrupt the lesson that had begun.

“And yah stayed at his place last night?” Applebloom asked and Scootaloo nodded. “Well did yah do it?” Applebloom asked curiously, Scootaloo shot her a surprised look at her bluntness “Applebloom!” Scootaloo exclaimed quietly, “Well ah was just wonderin” Applebloom told her friend. “Yes we did it” Scootaloo whispered and Applebloom’s eyes widened in surprise. “Really how was it?” she asked and Scootaloo let out an exhale “Amazing… well it hurt at first but it was absolutely amazing, we even did it in his shower before school” Scootaloo informed her friend and Applebloom raised her eyebrows. “Wow… that must be good” Applebloom replied then Scootaloo switched the subject. “So how was your weekend?” She asked and Applebloom shrugged, “So-so” she replied as the class continued.

Near the end of class an announcement came on over the speakers, “Can all senior football players come down to the Phys. Ed. hallway during their lunches” the speaker announced.

Class ended soon after, in the hallway Joe gave Scootaloo a quick kiss. “I’ll meet you somewhere after the meeting and I’ll bring you out to Tony’s for lunch” Joe told her and she nodded “I’d like that” she replied and they kissed once more before going their separate ways.

Joe walked down to the Phys. Ed. Hallway where some of the football players where, the others either weren’t here or had fourth period lunch break. “Okay team, on Wednesday we have our game against the Canterlot Royals and we need to really step up to the field if we want to win” the coach was telling the team as Joe sat down beside Thunder Shot, “What’s going on?” Joe whispered without taking his eyes off the coach. Thunder Shot leaned over “Coach is having us watch a tape of the Royals last game” Thunder Shot whispered back.

Scootaloo walked through the forum of the school, she didn’t have a care in the world because she had finally hooked up with her one true love. “I thought I told you to stay away from Joe” hissed a voice from behind her. Scootaloo sighed in irritation and turned around to face Diamond Tiara. “What do you want?” Scootaloo asked with clear irritation in her voice.

“To get revenge on the bitch who took Joe from me” Tiara scowled and Scootaloo shook her head in disappointment for Tiara. “He never wanted you, he says you’re just a slut” Scootaloo laughed as she turned around but two largely muscular stallions stood in her way.

Scootaloo gulped as the stallions grabbed her and held her up. Tiara walked up in front of Scootaloo. “Let go of me you bitch” Scootaloo yelled, her yelling got the attention of several other ponies but due to the size of the two dozen or so stallions that Tiara had with her, no-pony made any attempt to stop it. Tiara slammed a hoof into Scootaloo’s face and the force knocked Scootaloo’s head back but Tiara threw another punch into her gut and Scootaloo withered in pain and slouched forwards and Tiara continued to slam punches into Scootaloo’s helpless body.

The principal came out of his office and approached the group. “Hey knock it off… Tiara in my office right now!” he began but two large stallions stepped forward. “Don’t interfere with Ms. Tiara or we’ll break you in half” one of the stallions hissed. “You dare threaten the principal, I’ll have you suspended and charged” the principal yelled but the stallions took an aggressive step forward and the principal stepped back in fear. “Stay out of it” one of the stallions hissed and they walked back towards where Tiara was laying a beating to Scootaloo, several ponies watched in horror but no-pony had the courage to step forward, simply because they knew they’d get pummelled by the muscular stallions that protected Tiara.

Revy, the large stallion who played offensive lineman, saw the fight. Quickly making the judgment that he’d be heavily out matched, he tuned and ran down the hallways to the Phys. Ed. hallway.

The coach had gone to use the washroom and Joe was pointing at the television screen. “Okay if we move our outside linemen about a foot to the outside we can effectively block their end from crashing down on our” Joe began but Revy skidded into the Phys. Ed. hallway and raced up to Joe. “Joe man… Tiara’s got Scootaloo held down with like twenty four dudes helping her… in the forum” Revy gasped. “Fuckin bitch” Joe yelled as he raced away towards the forum.

Several of the football players were confused, not exactly sure what was going on. “What’s going on?” Thunder Shot asked and Revy looked to them “Man Joe’s marefriend is getting beat up by Tiara and a bunch of her friends are holding Scootaloo down” Revy yelled. Out of respect for their good friend Joe and out of anger for Tiara’s unfairness they all jumped up and followed Revy as the galloped after Joe who was already far ahead of them.

Author's Note

Soory guys and gals, but I'm heading to the shooting range for a while so I'm leaving you readers in a cliff hanger for a few hours

The end

Tiara had nearly exhausted herself, she never got around to much exercise and simply stayed in shape by not eating a lot. Tiara was panting heavily and Scootaloo looked up to her with a cut lip and spit blood into Tiara’s face. “You little bitch” Tiara began but as she went to swing back a punch a thunderous punch slammed against one of her stallions holding up Scootaloo. His jaw snapped and dislocated and as the punch slammed across his face several of his teeth were knocked out and he fell to the ground, knocked out cold.

The other stallion looked to the attacker but he soon suffered the same fate but rather than being punched in the side of the face he was punched straight in his face. The knuckles of Joe’s fist slammed against his nose with hammering force and knocked his body to the ground, his nose now bled horrendously and his nose was completely sideways.

Joe spun himself in a 180 degree motion as his peripheral vision caught the glimpse of another stallion charging him from behind. Joe spun a kick into the side of the stallion’s head and the stallion fell but soon at least a dozen stallions surrounded him. “Alright you sons of bitches… let’s rock” Joe muttered but just as the stallions went to make there move Revy charged through several of the stallions and knocked them to the ground.

Several cries of war could be heard as the football team charged at any-pony stupid enough to attack Joe or any of the team members. Soon an all-out brawl started between the football team and the large stallions. Thunder Shot head butted a large Pegasus and laughed but suddenly a pink aurora wrapped around his neck and lifted him off the ground. A large pink unicorn stepped forward as he started to choke out Thunder Shot.

Revy saw his friend being choked and head-butted the stallion he was fighting and knocked him out then charged up and jumped through the air and delivered a devastating jump kick into the side of the unicorn stallion that was choking out Thunder Shot. The aurora around Thunder’s neck disappeared and he fell to the ground, gasping heavily for air, the stallion who Revy had kicked gasped for air but only because his ribs had been broken and he was having difficulty breathing.

Pipsqueak, despite his size, was fighting a large stallion and threw a punch into the stallion’s muscular chest but his punch simply bounced off and the stallion grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and lifted him off his hooves with one foreleg. Pipsqueak dangled above the ground helplessly and the stallion who was holding him hopped to his hindlegs and began to pummel Pipsqueak’s little body.

Dandelion let out a roar and slammed a punch into the side of the stallions face and the stallion dropped Pipsqueak as he staggered back and faced Dandelion. “Fight some-pony your own size” Dandelion scowled and the stallion laughed, “How bout a wimp like you?” the stallion sneered as he charged at Dandelion. Dandelion quickly spun around and gave a mighty buck into the stallion’s knees and busted them.

The stallion screamed in horrid pain as he began to collapse but Dandelion once again swung his body and landed another devastating hit as he slammed a punch into the stallion’s head and knocked him out cold.

Seeing Joe as the biggest threat, five of the stallions teamed up on him at once and circled around him. Joe readied himself in a combat stance and one of the stallions from behind him rushed him but Joe simply threw a backwards kick into the stallion’s knee and severed the kneecap severely. The stallion howled in pain as he fell to the ground and two other stallions rushed forward, Joe shifted his attention to the one on his right and slammed a haymaker punch across his face then using the momentum of his swing he sifted his body and used the same fist to slam a heavy punch into the chest of the other stallion.

The other stallion began to double over but Joe slammed a heavy uppercut into his chin and the stallion flipped from the force and landed on his back. One of the other stallions was either courageous or very stupid and charged Joe head on. Joe slammed a powerful jab into the stallion’s chest and as the stallion began to fall Joe grabbed him by the back of the shirt and gave him a heave through a nearby classroom window.

The stallion’s body smashed through the window and several ponies inside the classroom screamed as they watched the stallion’s body crash through the window. The last stallion tried to get a cheap shot on Joe and slammed a punch into the back of his head. Joe’s head tilted forward and Joe turned slowly around and the stallion’s mouth opened wide in utter fear. “Don’t do that” Joe muttered and slammed a heavy punch into the stallion’s face and knocked him out.

Joe rushed into the brawling crowd and continued to fight in the crowd. ‘Man we’re going to get in sooo much shit for this’ Joe thought to himself as he cranked out yet another stallion. Suddenly a scream was emitted from one of the ponies that stood and watched the brawl, several other screams could be heard and suddenly the brawling group scattered away from the reason every-pony was screaming in horror.

Joe could smell it already and smiled. A fair sized timer wolf walked through the crowd as they made a path for the fearsome wolf, the wolf walked up to Joe and sat down on its rear in front of Joe and began to pant happily.

“What the fuck is that?” screamed one of the stallions and Joe laughed heartily as he replied “This is Wolfy… he’s my… friend”. The stallions all looked in fear as Joe rubbed the back of the smiling timber wolf’s head, if timber wolves weren’t known to kill ponies than it wouldn’t be that fearsome but this thing was absolutely terrifying.

“Wolfy roll over” Joe said to the wolf and it obeyed willingly, lying down and rolling over then quickly getting back to its paws. “He may look harmless but believe me… if I gave him the right nod he’d rip your throats out sooo…” Joe trailed off and the stallions all screamed in horror and ran off. Joe looked to Wolfy, “Sorry boy… guess they didn’t want to be our friends” he laughed and began to scratch the back of the wolf’s ear. The wolf smiled happily then shook its body like a wet dog.

“I’m not afraid of your stupid pet” hissed Tiara and Joe chuckled, “Yeah, if I were you I’d be more afraid of what’s behind me” he told her and Tiara spun around and as she did both Sweetie Bell and Applebloom slammed their hooves into her face and knocked her on her flank. Tiara just lay there dazed as Sweetie Bell and Applebloom ran up to their friend Scootaloo who was staggering to her hooves.

Joe ran up to Scootaloo’s side, Wolfy snuck underneath her and helped her up. “Thanks boy… but I think I can handle it from here” Scootaloo said with a wink and the timber wolf slid out from under her. “Hey Wolfy, thanks boy but you better get out of here before the cops show up” Joe told Wolfy and it smile as Joe leaned down and let the wolf lick his face a few times then scurried off. “Ewe… I am not kissing you until you wash your face thoroughly” Scootaloo laughed and Joe gave her a wink and kissed her. “Gah… ewe” Scootaloo laughed at his immaturity.

“Joe… can I talk to you?” the principal asked and Joe sighed as he left Scootaloo’s side and walked up to the principal. “Yes?” Joe asked and the principal gave him a serious look, “Joe… is that timber wolf really your pet?” he asked and Joe nodded. “Listen… I know I’m in deep shit but” Joe begun but the principal cut him off “If I tell the police that you and the football team were simply protecting me and the mare, will you say the same thing?” he asked and Joe nodded. “Well Joe thank you for saving my ass” the principal said with a wink.

Soon the police arrived and of course Diamond Tiara’s dad came in yelling up a storm but when the principal and Joe told the police their own version of the story they believed them simply because it was the principal saying it and Joe’s story matched up. They obviously had to take in a lot of the stallions in for questioning but overall believed Joe’s and the principal’s story simply because it was the principal saying it.

The day passed through rather quickly as Joe just sat around and waited for the police to finish their paper work and by the time they were done it was time for work and just like he promise, the principal told the coaches that the football team wasn’t to blame.

As Joe got into his car he smiled, things had worked out pretty well in the end, even though it had to end in violence he didn’t quite mind. He started his car and drove off to work.

* * *

Tuesday sped past and was over before any-pony knew it and now it was Wednesday.

Joe sat down in history class beside Scootaloo as Mr. Cotton walked around and handed back the marked assignment. “I marked the assignments and I have to say I was quite pleased with the results” Mr. Cotton anounced. He handed Joe his and Scootaloo’s assignment.

Joe chuckled to himself as he flipped to the back of the assignment. “Did we fail?” Scootaloo asked and Joe chuckled to himself and pointed to the mark, -4. “Not bad” Scootaloo said and Joe laughed then pointed to a small sentence written by the teacher.

It read ‘P.S., Joe and Scootaloo, next time you decide to do it at one in the morning keep it down, I live right next door you know >D’. Scootaloo shot a look to Joe and whispered “You never told me Mr. Cotton was your neighbour”. Joe shrugged “Yeah he’s the one who always leaves the light on” he whispered back.

* * *

The day ended fairly quickly and the football team suited up and had their pre-game speech. “Alright gentle-colts… and Joe, I know I usually do a pre-game speech but instead I just wanted to ask you, how good did it feel to kick the crap outta those jocks?” the coach asked and several of the players laughed. “I’ll take that as pretty damn good, though I know that you guys probably weren’t doing it to help the principal at least you were doing the right thing… sort of, now go kick the Royal’s asses” the coach yelled and the football team cheered and all ran out of the change room and out to the field, letting out a thunderous roar as they entered the field.

As the game was about to begin Joe got every-pony into a huddle “Alright boys… or should I call you stallions, we are about to go up against a tough and determined enemy… I know a few of you really got ripped off yesterday and didn’t get a hit on those assholes so I say today is your chance so let’s go crush these guys like they were those stupid guys from Monday” Joe yelled and the team roared out in agreement.

The game went by almost too fast and the Oxton high school football team dominated the game, winning 28-0. After shaking hooves with the other team the Oxton football team proceeded into the school and cheered and soaked in the joy of winning. Joe didn’t bother with sitting around and chatting and instead got changed quickly and left the change room.

As Joe walked down the hallways Scootaloo trotted up beside him, Dandelion rushed out from the change room. “Hey Joe… you coming to the after party?” Dandelion asked and he looked to Dandelion. “Sorry man I got plans tonight” Joe told his fried. “Aw come on man… don’t tell me you have to work again” Dandelion groaned and Joe shook his head. “Nah, actually I was going to hang out with Scootaloo tonight” Joe informed his friend, Dandelion gave him a pouty face. “Aw come on man… please?” Dandelion begged and Joe looked back to him and smirked “No chance”.

* * *

Epilogue:

As the school year went on Scootaloo moved into Joe’s house and the duo became inseparable, even when Joe went for his two weeks to help the Wonderbolts train she’d come with him.

And as the school year finally ended Scootaloo revealed an interest in having children with Joe, but due to the fact that they were two different species it didn’t work until they recruited the help of Twilight Sparkle who cast a spell that would allow Scootaloo to become pregnant despite their species difference.

And since the term ‘They lived happily ever after’ is used way to fuckin much I’ll just say something different.

And with that Scootaloo and Joe lived together and raised a family together and lived happily ever after… wait a minute… goddammit.

Author's Note

Hey to all you readers, thanks for all the favourites and follows, I know I don't say it enough but you guys and gals make my day, oh and don't forget about this book just yet, I have a deleted scene I wanted to put in but it made no sense so I'll just upload it as deleted scene

A SEQUEAL!

Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, hey guys... and gals, hey gals... doesn't sound the same. Anyway, guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what... THERE'S A FUCKING SEQUEL TO THIS STORY...

SEQUEL!

Freshman year

Back when Scootaloo was in grade 8 something of widespread media attention happened. Something from another world was transported to Equestria mystically. No one had ever seen something like this before, it had a whitish skin colour and walked on two legs and stood 2 inches higher than Princess Celestia herself, standing at a height of 6’2”. He wore strange clothing, it was camouflage but the way it was crafted was… different and he had no body fur except on his head.

Luckily he was able to speak English fluently and managed to talk things out with ponies and Celestia had deemed him suitable to live among other ponies without fear, he had managed to get a job at Sweet Apple acres, showing off incredible strength and even besting Big Macintosh in raw strength when carrying loads of apples.

That was almost a year ago and Scootaloo had paid no attention on the subject. Rainbow Dash, her adoptive sister, had simply said it was a waste of good time to read about it and that there were more interesting things like ‘Daring Do’.

Scootaloo walked through the front doors of the massive high school in a town a half an hour away from Ponyville called Oxton, it was the closest high school to Ponyville and Rainbow Dash had even flown with her on her first day to the high school. It gave Scootaloo the shivers about how massive the school was and she was only told that there would be lists posted on the wall in the forum with all the names of the students in alphabetical order and it would tell them their first class.

Scootaloo tried to make her way through the crowds to find her 2 best friends, Sweetie Bell and Applebloom, they said that they would be going to Oxton high school as well. Scootaloo made her way through the crowds in an attempt to find her friends but soon the bell rang and the crowds started to disperse.

Scootaloo looked frantically for her friends but couldn’t make them out in the crowds of ponies that pushed along towards their first period classes. “Ohh maybe I should have been looking for my name” Scootaloo gasped as she raced over to the forum walls of the school and looked through the lists frantically. “S… where is S” Scootaloo muttered quickly as she frantically looked for her name.

“Well, well, well… looks like we have a filly who can’t find her class” laughed an irritatingly feminine voice. Scootaloo sighed, she was hoping that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon would go to the royal Canterlot high school but some wishes just never seemed to happen even if they seemed likely to.

Scootaloo turned around reluctantly to see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon dressed in really fancy clothes along with 2 hulking young teenage stallions. “Hello Tiara… how is you’re morning going so far?” Scootaloo said in a fake friendly voice. “Ohh just splendid, I managed to find these devastatingly handsome ‘stallions’ who happen to be in grade 10 and promised to show us around the school” Tiara said, putting emphasis in stallions to make them feel good about themselves.

Scootaloo sighed and turned back to look at the list for her name, “Care to join us?” Tiara asked and Scootaloo shook her head “No I have to find my first period class” Scootaloo replied quickly. “Ha, once spineless always spineless” Tiara laughed and the fur on Scootaloo’s back lifted up in anger.

“Now you listen here” Scootaloo began but Tiara took out her cell phone and gave Scootaloo a prissy look, “If yo even dare touch me I’ll have my daddy put you in jail for assault” Tiara sneered in her prissy little voice. “So Spineless… what are you doing today… cause I think that we should give you your initiation” said one of the stallions as he stepped forward.

“You lay a hoof on her and I’ll snap your fucking wrist” said a calm voice from behind one of the pillars in the forum. The group turned their attention to the pillar as a figure walked out from behind it. His facial features where covered by his light brown cowboy hat. He had a blue jean jacket with a plain white t-shirt underneath, his pants where camouflage cargo pants and he had steel toed work boots on.

His build was heavy and he stood in a bipedal stance. “Oh it’s that fucking human” scoffed Silver Spoon. “The name’s Joe” Joe replied coldly and lifted his hat up so the group could see his face, he had a little bit of stubble but other than that no facial hair. His facial features spelled the word intimidating, his very eyes could make a pony’s stomach twist. His face was more toned and his cheekbones could easily be seen.

“Hey bozo, fuck off unless you want to get knocked” said one of the stallions. Joe chuckled “Try me” Joe taunted and both the stallions charged at Joe who simply stood there and waited for them to make their move on him. As one of the stallions threw a punch with his hoof, Joe reached out and snapped the stallion’s wrist back. His hoof went limp and he screamed out in pain as the other tried to throw a haymaker punch.

Joe lifted his right arm up and slammed his forearm against the stallion’s foreleg and stopped the punch. Wrapping his arm around the stallion’s as he shifted his body quickly and snapped the stallion’s foreleg at the elbow. The stallion fell with a scream of pain and Tiara quickly started typing in a number for the phone to dial.

“I’m calling daddy” Tiara said and Joe looked to her with a small smile, “Go ahead… make my day” Joe laughed and darted forward. He quickly snatched her cell phone out of her hooves and crushed the cell phone in his hand. The cell phone broke to pieces and fell to the floor as Joe opened his hand. Tiara stepped back, Joe looked to Scootaloo. “Found your room yet?” Joe asked and Scootaloo gasped and looked to the list, quickly finding her first period classroom number.

“178” Scootaloo informed him and he nodded, “See you around” Joe laughed at Tiara and looked to Scootaloo. “Come on I’ll show you your classroom” Joe told her and she quickly raced to his side.

The 2 stallions laid on the ground and moaned in pain as Joe led Scootaloo away. “I’ll see you in court” Tiara screamed and Joe chuckled, “yeah good luck with that” Joe said and walked away with Scootaloo at his side.

A teacher walked out of her classroom to see what the commotion was about. “What’s going on here?” The teacher asked and Tiara pointed down the hallway where Joe and Scootaloo went “They went that way… the fucking human and Scootaloo… they broke my phone, get them” Tiara ordered and the teacher quickly went down the hallway in search of Joe and Scootaloo but they weren’t in the hallways.

The teacher returned and shrugged, “are you sure… there’s no-ponies in the hallways… well accept all of you” the teacher replied.

In the male washroom down the hallway, Joe and Scootaloo hid in a stall. “Sorry bout this but I really don’t want to have to deal with that bitch and her father… takes too long and I have to go to court about it just to have the judge say I’m innocent” Joe laughed and opened the stall door and exited the stall.

As they left the washroom Joe looked down the hallways and motioned for Scootaloo to follow him. As they walked casually together down the hallways Scootaloo looked to Joe with a bit of curiosity. “What grade are you in?” Scootaloo asked and Joe looked to her. “9, why?” he asked, “Oh because you knew where the classroom was so I just thought that you were a senior” Scootaloo explained. “Nah, I went to that stupid open house thingy to see the school… didn’t you go?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head. “No, Rainbow Dash said those things were stupid and that I didn’t have to go if I didn’t want to” Scootaloo replied.

“Oh… well I went… oh here’s your class” Joe said and pointed to a door beside her. Scootaloo turned to see the door to the classroom, “Oh, thank you Joe… I guess I’ll see you around” Scootaloo replied and walked into the classroom, giving Joe a wave as she walked in.

Coffee and a jelly doughnut

Scootaloo closed the door behind them and shook her mane, water shook off and splashed on Joe but he didn’t seem to mind. “Nice digs, chief” Joe commented, “Uhm digs?” Scootaloo asked curiously and Joe chuckled, “I meant nice place” Joe told her and she nodded.

“Well uhm… just sit down and make yourself at home and I’ll just go do my laundry” Scootaloo said and trotted over to the washroom. Joe wandered around aimlessly in the house and it was, in his opinion, very stylish. There were pictures of Scootaloo in her childhood with her two other friends and some of her with Rainbow Dash. Then there was one particular picture that caught Joe’s attention, it was one of her cutie mark, he had never bothered looking to her hind quarters so he never had a glimpse of her cutie mark and besides even if he did look she always wore jeans so it covered her cutie mark completely.

“Hey Joe, you don’t need anything do you?” Scootaloo called out from the washroom. “A coffee and a jelly doughnut” he replied. Scootaloo thought to herself ‘was that his sort of advance’ she had heard the common slang ‘Coffee’ and it meant sex, for whatever reason, and she had no clue what the hell he had meant by jelly doughnut.

Scootaloo looked into the mirror, she wanted the first time with Joe to be something to remember. She quickly washed her mane and dried it, straightening it out to try and make herself look more attractive. Looking it the mirror she powdered her face to give it a more ‘alive’ look to it. “Hey Scootaloo, I never knew your cutie mark was a lightning bolt with a tire” Joe called out from the living room. Scootaloo blushed, he was probably looking at the picture she had taken of her flank when she first got her cutie mark.

It was, like Joe had put it, a lightning bolt with a tire but the tire was resembled like that of her old scooter tire, which she still had in the closet of her room as a memoire. She took a deep breath, loosening her shirt a little to give herself that extra bit of sexiness. Giving her wings a little bit of a flutter as she opened the door to the washroom and she stepped into the hallway. She trotted forward a little then lept up to her hind legs and leaned up against the wall on a sort of tilt and gave Joe a very seductive look.

Joe didn’t pay attention at first, instead her browsed through the numerous photos but then Scootaloo lost her balance and fell to the floor with a THUD. Joe looked over quickly and laughed, “Yeah note to self, when Scootaloo says she needs to do laundry it means ‘go home and fancy herself up’” Joe laughed as he walked over and helped her up. As he lifted her in his arms she allowed herself to go rather limp and made it so that Joe was nearly forced to cradle her in his arms. She looked up to him with fluttering eyes and Joe raised an eyebrow and waved one of his hands in front of her face.

“Hey kid… are you day dreaming again cause you’re giving me that weird look again” Joe retorted and Scootaloo gasped, “Huh… what? But I… I thought you said you wanted coffee” Scootaloo replied and Joe laughed as he set her down onto all fours. “Yeah and I meant just that, I want a coffee two cream one sugar and a jelly doughnut. Why? What did you think I wanted a tea and a muffin?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo tried to shake off her built up arousal.

Joe sighed “Well if you’re done, laundry-ing, uhm do you want to come with me to Sugarcube corner or…” Joe trailed off and Scootaloo nodded. Scootaloo thought to herself ‘I just blew any chance I had with him, he probably thinks that I’m loose or something’ she thought. She closed the door to her house and scurried to the car and quickly hoped in the car with Joe.

Joe started the car and reached over towards Scootaloo, she gasped as his hand lowered down towards her groin area and Joe looked to her, “What?” he asked as he popped open the glove box and pulled out a cassette tape and inserted it into the radio.

Joe leaned back into his seat and laughed, “You didn’t think I was gonna stab you or something” Joe laughed as he made the motion like he was stabbing her. A musical tune played on the radio and Joe hummed along to the tune.
Know the day I was born

Know the day I was born

The nurses all gather round

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the joy they had found…

Joe slipped the car into first gear and stomped on the accelerator, the car’s rear tires squealed as the car peeled out and Joe drove through the rainy streets of Ponyville, jamming to the tunes of ‘Bad to the bone, by George Thorogood’. Joe looked to Scootaloo, “This used to be one of my favourite songs when I was a kid back on earth” Joe said to her as he drifted the car around a corner, Scootaloo simply grabbed the dash and tried to keep herself from sliding around in the car. “Oh shit… yeah if you want there’s a seatbelt to keep you restrained but… I never wear them” Joe said as he pulled the car up to the front of Sugarcube corner. Leaving the car running he stepped out and Scootaloo followed him into the store.

Luckily there was no line and Joe walked right up to the counter where Pinkie Pie stood, taking orders. “Oh hi Joe, coffee and a doughnut?” Pinkie asked and Joe nodded “Oh and uhh…” he trailed off and looked to Scootaloo. “You want something?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head.

“Yeah that’ll be all Pinkie” Joe replied and Pinkie Pie poured him a hot cup of coffee and gave him a jelly doughnut. “Wow that was fast” Scootaloo commented and Pinkie gave her a wink, “For the past three years or so, Joe has come here on every lunch break and gotten a coffee, two cream one sugar, and a jelly doughnut so it’s only natural that I began to have it ready for him” Pinkie said with a wink. “Thanks Pinkie” Joe said and gave her a small pouch of bits and left. “See you tomorrow Joe” Pinkie called as Joe left, Scootaloo close behind him.

Joe paced slowly to the car and casually walked through the rain, not really being bothered by the fact that he was getting absolutely soaked. He opened the driver side door and sat down, putting his coffee in the coffee cup holder and taking a bit out of his doughnut as Scootaloo sat in the passenger seat. Driving with one hand and eating his doughnut with the other, Joe drove the car casually drove his car through the town, like a teenager showing off his new car and technically it was almost true, he was a teenager and it was a relatively new car.

Scootaloo looked to Joe with a worried face and Joe raised an eyebrow. “Are you okay… you look like you have something to say” Joe told her and she sighed. “You don’t think I’m loose do you?” Scootaloo asked worriedly, Joe chuckled “What like putting out to easily?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo nodded. “No… why the hell would I think that?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo shrugged. “Well just because I fancied myself up for no reason” Scootaloo informed him and Joe just shrugged. “Eh I wouldn’t think that badly of any-pony until I got to know them really well… except Tiara, she’s a slut” Joe laughed and Scootaloo couldn’t help but to laugh as well.

“Now I know ponies always say ‘Don’t talk badly about ponies behind their back’ but I tell you what, I’ll call her a slut right to her face” Joe laughed but suddenly he gasped and stopped the car beside a restaurant. The restaurant was called ‘Tony’s Place’. It was a fine four star Italian restaurant and it had recently suffered a setback when a grease on the stove caught fire and burned the place down and luckily no-pony was hurt thanks to the heroism of the element bearers and Joe, Joe was by the restaurant with Applejack selling apples when the place began to burn and they all rushed in when they found out that one of the cooks were trapped in the building.

“Oh my god, it’s open again” Joe squealed and looked to Scootaloo. “You want to have lunch?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head. “Sorry Joe, but I don’t have the money to pay for that” Scootaloo replied and Joe chuckled. “Don’t sweat it kid I’ll pay for you… besides what kind of guy would I be if I just left you in the rain while I enjoyed a good meal” Joe laughed. Scootaloo blushed “Are you… asking me out on a date?” Scootaloo asked shyly and Joe chuckled. “No, think of it more as tagging along for lunch” Joe said and turned the car off.

Long Day

“Joey… it’s so good to see you again, and you brought your friend Scootaloo, please sit down, sit down” Mario said in his hilarious Italian accent and rushed them to a free table by the window. As Mario sat them down he took out a little check book “What’ll you have Joey?” Mario asked and Joe thought to himself quickly. “I’ll have… eggs and toast… with a glass of milk” Joe replied and looked to Scootaloo, “Get whatever you want kid, I’m paying” Joe chuckled.

“And for the Mrs.?” Mario asked, Scootaloo blushed and brought her hoof up to her face quickly as she made it look like she was trying to think about her choice, but really she was trying to cover up her blush. “Uhm… I’ll have, just some fried potatoes and eggs please… oh and a glass of milk” Scootaloo ordered. Mario gave her a wink “I won’t use the spoon” Mario chuckled, Joe gave him a weird look. “Why would you need a spoon to fry potatoes?” Joe asked curiously. Scootaloo gave Joe a wink “Inside joke, you wouldn’t get it” Scootaloo told him and Joe shrugged.

Mario left to get their orders and Joe looked to her, “A spoon?” Joe asked, “Like I said… you wouldn’t get it” she said and blushed a little as she said it. Joe shrugged in curiosity and simply leaned back in his seat.

Mario came back quickly with a tray, filled with their food. “Here, I make it extra special just for you two” Mario said with a wink and Joe gave him a pouch of bits. “Joe, you always tip so generously… why is that?” Mario asked and Joe shrugged, “Good things are supposed to be shared or something like that” Joe snickered and Mario nodded and trotted away. “I think the phrase is good things come to those who have earned it” Scootaloo informed Joe, Joe took a bite out his toast. Swallowing quickly he looked to her “I thought it was good things come to those who wait… oh hold on no it’s… oh fuck it I can’t remember” Joe muttered and ate the rest of his food.

* * *

Joe and Scootaloo weren’t late for class and entered the classroom. “Damn, I wanted to try out that excuse… oh well maybe next time” Joe muttered as they sat down. “Okay every-pony, I’ll give you another whole work period to finish the history assignment, remember it’s due on Monday” Mr. Cotton, Joe leaned over “Guess we should get started” Joe whispered. At this point Scootaloo remembered that they hadn’t even started the assignment. “So Star Swirl… okay” Joe said as he pulled out a history book, “We’ll have to go to the library at some point during the weekend” Joe told Scootaloo and she nodded.

* * *

Lunch had started and Joe strolled down the hallways of the school when the speakers blurted out an announcement, “All senior football player please report to the room 122” the speaker ordered and Joe rolled his eyes. “This ought to be good” Joe chuckled to himself, knowing full well that the coach was going to rip them a new asshole.

Joe strolled down to the room where he knew the coach would be waiting for everyone. He was the first one in the room, the others were probably already on their way, or leaving the school knowing what the coach was going to do. “Joe… it’s nice to see you” the coach said in a calm voice. “Sorry sir… there is no excuse for my actions last night” Joe said honestly, “What… are you crazy, you were the only one who wasn’t at the bar last night” the coach replied but Joe shook his head. “No sir, I was at the bar” Joe told him and the coach’s face turned to an angry frown.

“I didn’t take you for the type to drink” the coach told Joe but Joe once again shook his head. “No sir, I showed up right before the fight to drive some of the team members home” Joe told the coach, whose face turned back into a small smile. “Yes… well then, I’m glad you were honest with me… even if you were involved” the coach said and Joe took a seat at the back of the classroom where the coach had decided to have the meeting.

After a few minutes most of the team showed up, the coach didn’t say a thing as the football players sat down, shamefully and quietly. The coach closed the door and went back to the desk and let out a disappointed sigh. “What the… fuck were you all thinking?” the coach scolded rather calmly. No-pony said a word, the coach looked up to the team “Well… WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT, I have the fucking school board breathing down my neck because my entire fucking team decided it would be fun to smash a local bar” the coach screamed, several of the football players flinched. “The only one to not get caught drunk in the town was Joe, because he came over to get some of your sorry asses and drive them home” the coach continued to scream.

“Sorry” the entire team chorused. “You’re damn right you’re sorry, when I have you running 1000 suicides” the coach yelled then took a deep breath. “Coach?” Joe asked and the coach looked to Joe, “Yes Joe, what is it?” the coach asked and Joe sighed. “I started the fight” Joe informed the coach. “What, why, how?” the coach asked, stuttering at why Joe would start a fight. “Well, Pipsqueak was drunk and a stallion slammed him into a wall, so I stepped in to save Pip” Joe told the coach. “Well… there’s no excuse but… thank you for being honest” the coach said then stood up and opened the door for the team, “You’re excused… I expect to see you all after school” the coach said as the entire team left.

As Joe left the classroom and started strolling down the hallways Thunder Shot trotted up beside Joe. “Hey Joe… thanks for telling the coach how it was… it means a lot to us guys” Thunder Shot said, thanking Joe for taking one for the team but really Joe was just being straight honest. “Yeah don’t mention it… I have this feeling that the coach isn’t as pissed as he should be though” Joe muttered.

* * *

The bell finally rang for the end of school and Joe got up and left but Scootaloo ran up to him in the hallway. “Hey Joe, so do you want to get together tonight… for the assignment I mean” Scootaloo said, quickly adding the second part in. “Well I gotta work tonight but maybe I can take some time off tomorrow or on Sunday, then we could go to the library and get some books about that Star Swirl guy” Joe said and Scootaloo nodded. “Well… I’ll see you later” Scootaloo replied and Joe nodded as he approached his locker. “Well see yah later kid” Joe said and Scootaloo began to trot away.

Joe spun the combination on his lock but it wouldn’t open. “Scootaloo wait!” Joe called out to Scootaloo and she stopped. “Hey kid I need you” Joe called out and she quickly trotted back to him. She was giving him that odd look again and Joe looked to his lock, “Don’t suppose you could open my lock before you go?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head to shake something off her mind. “Yeah sure Joe… no problem” Scootaloo said and spun his combination quickly and popped open his lock for him.

“Thanks kid… guess I’ll have to buy you another dinner sometime or something” Joe chuckled and Scootaloo blushed as she trotted away.

* * *

The team had gotten suited up and the coach had ordered everyone to wait under the goal posts, probably to take another chip off their shoulders before he made them run laps. “I say two thousand” Dandelion moaned, “Really, I was thinking a thousand and a half” Thunder Shot told Dandelion. “Either way we’re going to be gassed by the end of practice” Tanner said and the team groaned.

Soon the coach approached with: Spitfire, Fleetwood and Soarin approached. All of the Wonderbolt members had bruises from the night before. “Oh shit… we’re really fucked now” Pipsqueak muttered as the Wonderbolt members stepped in front of the team along with the coach. “So… as you all know, we were in a bar fight with the most of you last night” Spitfire said in a rather pissed off tone. “And due to that fight, a lot of us Wonderbolts cannot perform at our next performance” Spitfire told the team.

“Sorry ma’am” Joe said and Spitfire looked at the team with angered eyes. “Who said that?” Spitfire asked and Joe stepped forward, “Damn… too bad you aren’t a Pegasus” Spitfire muttered. “Why’s that?” Joe asked and she let a small smile creep across her face.

“Coach… would you like to do the honour?” Spitfire asked the coach and he nodded. “Well team… today Spitfire came into my office and asked to see you all during practice… it would seem that you all somehow impressed her while at the same time bruising up a lot of the Wonderbolts” the coach replied and several of the team members looked at each other. “Yes, actually I was really interested in the human, I’ve never seen anyone take on Snowflake for more than a minute and actually take him on properly without getting hospitalized” Spitfire said but then let out a depressed sigh.

“Unfortunately we’re a Pegasus group and you don’t have any wings but the rest of you showed exceptional performance while impaired and I realized that most of you had some real potential… so we asked if we could come to practice to recruit some of you for the academy, we even opened some spots as trainers for non-Pegasus” Spitfire said and some of the team members whispered to each other. The coach stepped forward “500 SUICIDES, NOW!” the coach yelled out and the team members quickly raced forward, even the non-Pegasus wanted to impress the Wonderbolts.

Saturday trouble

Saturday trouble

“Oh my god… Joe I’m so sorry” Scootaloo cried as she listened to Joe’s life story. “Well… it wasn’t your fault so you don’t have to apologize… but thanks for cheering me up a little, but now I try to forget those days, only remembering the good times” Joe told her. He groaned to himself as he realized that it was 2:30 in the morning and that he would only be able to get a few hours of sleep before work.

“Well I hate to say it kid but… I’m going to bed, you’re free to stay here if you want” Joe offered and got up and stumbled over to his room. He flopped down on his bed that he hadn’t used in at least a month and groaned as he wiped tears from his eyes. Scootaloo stood in his doorway. “Thank you… for listening, I haven’t talked to any-pony about that in a long time, sometimes it’s just good to get things off your chest” Joe muttered. “Do you want me to stay with you tonight?” Scootaloo asked and Joe chuckled, “Well I wouldn’t go and make you walk home, especially at this time of morning… just try to ignore the blaring alarm in a few hours” Joe chuckled.

“I meant do you want me to stay in here, with you tonight” Scootaloo asked, Joe shook his head. “No offence kid but I think I want to be alone for a while… I don’t like it when ponies see me cry, makes me feel like a softy you know?” Joe replied and Scootaloo nodded and walked over to the room across from him. “If you want someone to stay with, you can come over… I won’t think you’re soft” Scootaloo whispered. “Thanks” Joe replied and Scootaloo nodded as she trotted off into the other room and flopped herself down onto the other bed.

* * *

Joe felt as if his sleep couldn’t last long enough and before he knew it his alarm was blaring. Joe cursed to himself and shut off the alarm clock, at least the new one didn’t break apart under the force. Joe mumbled to himself as he stumbled around for his morning routine then remembered that he was going to go out to the back of Sweet Apple acres and fire of a few rounds with his gun.

Though guns weren’t common in Equestria he constantly paid Flim and Flam to produce him .45 caliber match grade ammunition and they did so with utmost profession. The ammunition they made for him was always top notch and even was manufactured to exact specifications for the pistol.

Joe grabbed the handgun from out of the chest and all five magazines for the gun along with a box of ammunition labeled F&F industrial. Joe figured he’d just buy a coffee at Sugarcube corner on the way to work then he quickly realized that he hadn’t showered last night and cursed as he quickly raced to the washroom and took a quick shower.

He had forgotten to lock the bathroom door and in her morning subtleness Scootaloo forgot to knock on the door and simply entered the washroom. “Oh hey Scootaloo, morning” Joe said calmly. “GAH!” Scootaloo screamed, she hadn’t meant to walk in on Joe showering and had completely forgotten to knock. “Oh my goddess Joe, I am sooo sorry” Scootaloo began. “Actually this is perfect” Joe said, Scootaloo gave him a curious look “What? How?” she asked and Joe hid his body with the shower curtains and looked out to her. “Okay see the cabinet there… can you grab me a fresh towel from it? I forgot to grab myself one before I got in” Joe asked as he pointed to the cabinet he was talking about and Scootaloo hastily grabbed him a towel and left the washroom in a hurry.

Joe dried himself off and wrapped the towel around his waist and left the bathroom then walked into his room. Drying himself off further with the towel then grabbing a new set of clothes he muttered to himself “Should really get a towel cabinet closer to the shower”.

After getting dressed he walked out of the room and into the living room where the sun had begun to shine through the window and give it that beautiful morning look. “Too bad the birds aren’t chirping” Joe chuckled. Scootaloo looked to him and got up quickly. “Joe I am sooo sorry, please don’t be mad… I forgot to knock I swear it” Scootaloo apologized. “Don’t be sorry, jeeze it’s almost like a common thing for one of the apple family members to walk in on me taking a shower” Joe replied casually.

“Yes but Joe… it’s a privacy thing you know?” Scootaloo told him. “Really, cause I clearly remember that when I first got here none of the ponies in Ponyville wore any clothes on a regular basis” Joe replied. He was right, for whatever reason they had never really worn any clothes until just a few years ago.

“But Joe… you were naked” Scootaloo said with a blush, Joe rolled his eyes “Yeah but I was showering sooo…” Joe trailed off making his point. “Well anyway, I gotta go… I don’t know if you wanna get those books today from the library or whatever” Joe said and handed her a large pouch of bits. “What’s this for?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged, “I don’t know… go to Tony’s or something and maybe you can get something to eat… do whatever, it won’t bother me” Joe said as he walked out the front door.

Scootaloo thought to herself. ‘Does this mean we’re dating… he’s always bringing me out to places and now I’ve even stayed at his house” Scootaloo thought to herself then shrugged off the thought. “Whatever it is, it’s great” Scootaloo said to herself.

* * *

The sun was beating down and it was hot today. It was taking its toll on Joe as he chopped wood and Applejack as she piled it onto a wagon. Joe took off his jacket as his body heat rose to an uncomfortable level. All he had underneath was a white tank top that was rather tight to his body. “Yah just have tah show off” Applejack said as Joe continued to cut wood, his biceps were tensed from all the work he had been doing.

“Showing off… how?” Joe chuckled and Applejack laughed. “Well yah just have tah show off yer muscles don’t yah” Applejack laughed and Joe rolled his eyes. “Well if you got some a T-shirt that’ll fit me” Joe replied and Applejack shrugged. “Ah doubt yah’d fit into any of muh clothes and yah might be able tah put on somethin of Big Mac’s but yah’d probably just end up ripping it when yah flex” Applejack chuckled. “Hey I’m not flexing” Joe told her and she rolled her eyes. “Right so ah guess that yer muscles are just big naturally” Applejack replied and Joe nodded, “Well if you ever did any of the work you’d know that your muscles get flowing with blood and they look bigger” Joe teased.

“Hey ah do stuff” Applejack told Joe but he simply laughed and continued to chop wood. “Hey Applejack, I’m going to shoot my gun later… you wanna tag along?” Joe asked and Applejack chuckled “Yah sure but yah’ll have tah help me hold it like always” Applejack replied. He had gone shooting his pistol with AJ before but he had to help her hold it in her hooves because guns simply weren’t meant for ponies.

* * *

Scootaloo trotted up to the Ponyville library and knocked on the door. Spike answered the door, he had begun to grow up quite quickly recently and now stood above Scootaloo. “Oh hey Scootaloo… how can I help you?” Spike asked her. “Oh I’m looking for Twilight… is she here?” Scootaloo asked and Spike shook his head. “Sorry, she went out to Applejack’s but I can help you unless you needed her specifically” Spike told her. “Well… I was just looking for some books about Star Swirl the bearded” Scootaloo informed Spike.

“Oh yeah sure… follow me” Spike said and led Scootaloo into the library and grabbed her a few books. Though he had hit his teenage years Spike was still the same youthful minded dragon he was all those years ago. “Thanks” Scootaloo said as she put the books into her saddle bags. “Oh don’t mention it, glad to help” Spike replied as Scootaloo left the library.

Scootaloo walked out onto the streets of Ponyville and began to trot happily along the streets. “Well hello Scootaloo” sneered a voice from behind her. Scootaloo sighed to herself and turned to face Diamond Tiara. “What do you want Tiara?” Scootaloo asked and Tiara shrugged, “Well I noticed you becoming good friends with Joe recently” Tiara replied and Scootaloo sighed in irritation. “Yes well sure… what do you want?” Scootaloo asked and Tiara simply shrugged and followed up beside Scootaloo as she began to trot along.

“Oh I was just wondering when Joe was going?” Tiara asked and Scootaloo looked to her. “What? What do you mean, like for work?” Scootaloo asked and Tiara looked to her. “Well I suppose you could put it that way… I was just wondering when he was leaving for the academy” Tiara asked Scootaloo and Scootaloo scrunched her nose. “Academy? What academy?” Scootaloo asked and Tiara looked to her with a shocked gasp. “Hasn’t he told you?” Tiara asked and Scootaloo shook her head, “Tell me what?” Scootaloo asked.

“Oh well since you two were such good friends I thought he would’ve told you that he was leaving soon for the Wonderbolts academy” Tiara lied. “What, why on earth would the Wonderbolts hire him, he doesn’t have any wings?” Scootaloo replied, “Well since Joe is such a good athlete they wanted him to train the Wonderbolts so he accepted” Tiara lied again. “How do you know this?” Scootaloo asked suspiciously. “Well I was there at practice when they offered Joe the job” Tiara lied and Scootaloo believed the lie.

“What… but what about me… we’re so close” Scootaloo muttered. “What do you mean close… don’t you know he’s with Applejack” Tiara once again lied. “What do you mean with Applejack?” Scootaloo said and Tiara shrugged. “Well every-pony knows that Joe is having sex with Applejack after work” Tiara lied, Scootaloo wouldn’t believe it. “No… I won’t believe it” Scootaloo replied. “Well go see for yourself… he’s probably bucking her right now” Tiara laughed and Scootaloo flew off.

She knew that Tiara had to be lying, Joe didn’t like ponies that way… but then again he did spend a considerable amount of time at Sweet Apple acres.

With great speed she soon arrived at Sweet Apple acres and landed by the barn where Big Macintosh was pitch forking hay. “Big Mac… where’s Applejack and Joe?” Scootaloo asked frantically, Big Mac looked up to the young mare. “They went out back to” Big Mac began but Scootaloo took off before he could finish. Big Mac shrugged and shrugged simply muttering “Eeyup”.

Scootaloo frantically flew through the sky then caught sight of Joe and Applejack, Joe was holding Applejack up and they were both laughing. Scootaloo zipped down with great speed and landed beside them.

“How could you do this to me?” Scootaloo said as she began to cry. Joe let go of Applejack as he turned to her in abrupt confusion, “What are you…” Joe began but trailed off as Applejack lost her balance from her hindlegs and began to fall. Joe caught her and his handgun, “Next time you decide to go playing with a mares heart… tell them that you aren’t interested in a relationship and that you just want to use them” Scootaloo cried and ran off. Applejack looked to Joe, “What in tarnation was that about?” Applejack asked apparently just as confused as Joe was.

“I don’t know… think we should ask?” Joe asked and Applejack shrugged “Couldn’t hurt could it?” Applejack asked and Joe shrugged. “She’s headin into the Everfree… it ain’t safe in there” Applejack told Joe. “Yeah… I know” Joe said as he pulled the axe out of the stump and put it over his shoulder.

Scootaloo went racing through the Everfree. ‘How could Joe just do that… he knew that I had feelings for him yet he just played with me while he was playing around with Applejack’ Scootaloo thought to herself will she cried.

Eventually she stopped running and realized that she was in a deep part of the Everfree. “Oh no… wait hold on” Scootaloo said as she fluttered her wings. In the midst of fear and emotional pain she almost forgot she had wings. “Well either way… I’m not going to let Joe play with me anymore” Scootaloo said and was about to take off when suddenly a creature lept from the shadows of the forest and tackled her to the ground.

Scootaloo squirmed and was easily able to escape from under the creature but as she got up she realized that she was in deep trouble. Timber wolves surrounded her and they had hungry looks in their eyes, a hunger that could only be satisfied by the Pegasus standing right in front of them. A timber wolf lept out at her, its razor sharp claws extended and drool coming from its mouth.

Happy new years

So to any of you that are still reading this story HAPPY NEW YEARS and just for shits and gigs

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Joe continued to hump Scootaloo when suddenly a knock sounded from the front door. Joe looked over to the bedroom alarm clock, “Who the hell could it be at this hour” Joe cursed as he slid out of Scootaloo. “Don’t be long Joe” Scootaloo whispered as Joe got up and looked back “I wouldn’t think of it babe” Joe replied and quickly slid on a pair of boxers and walked to the front doors of the house as the knocking continued.

“Yeah, I’m comin I’m comin… don’t get your panties in a wad” Joe called out. Joe grabbed the door handle and opened the door. “What the fuck” Joe muttered as he was greeted by the sight of a pot smoking towel. “Don’t forget to bring a towel” it muttered. Joe slammed the door and quickly leaned up against it. Scootaloo had gotten curious and now stood in the living room and gave Joe a look of curiosity. ‘Okay… I know that I’m in a world with talking ponies and mythical creatures but… was that really Towelie?’ Joe thought to himself.

Joe opened the door and the pot smoking towel was still there. He looked up to Joe with his blood shot eyes and presented Joe a lit joint. “Wanna get high?” Towelie asked and Joe slammed the door again. Scootaloo walked up to him “Joe honey, who’s at the door?” she asked and Joe was breathing heavily as he replied “Scootaloo… you won’t believe this…”