Friendship is trippy

by dusher4

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 2997

A 12 year old boy is sucked into Equestria, purposely, of course. Though no ordinary young boy, this boy is special.

A 12 year old boy is sucked into Equestria, purposely, of course. Though no ordinary young boy, this boy is special. The story is about a boy who has very wild powers, and who always wanted to go to Equestria, but never wanted to leave his family. But is he really as powerful as he thinks he is?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-29 03:36:20 UTC

Ch.1: Screw it, here I come

2012

It was about two years later, Michael managed to keep his power a secret, considering if people found out, he would just erase their memory or kill them. Michael was having the time of his life, he was having time of his life, he was still 12, he kept himself from ageing. He could just create money, or change people's thoughts, and make people do things, it was amazing! But he was getting tired of this world, he didn't care about his family anymore, and his life was getting boring, never thought it could happen.

That's when he said it, the words that changed his life...

"Fuck it, here I come, ponies."

With that, he snapped his fingers, and was several thousand feet above Canterlot.

"Might as well make a good entrance"

Now falling at extreme speeds, he hit the roof of the palace and hit the floor and stopped, now in the throne room.

There was yelling, and several guards were at the small crater in the middle of the room, and when the dust cleared, there was a bipedal creature seemingly dead with spears being pointed at him in the middle of the throne the throne room.

"GET BACK" Said a voice, Michael recognized as Celestia.

"What is it?" Asked Luna

"I don't know, but I think whatever it is, it's dead"

"Oh, it might have been an intelligent creature, we could have learned about it, and what it was" Said a somewhat sad Celestia.

"Well, what's stopping us from learning about it?" Said Luna

"SISTER! We are not cutting up this creature!"

"Okay, okay, but if it was falling down fast enough for it to make a crater in the marble floor, why have the walls not gotten a new red paint job?" Said a now confused Luna.

"Because I'm not dead, your Majesty" Michael said, getting up and wiping the dust and dirt off his body.

"What are you and why are you here!" Said one of the guards

Michael looked at the guard "There is no need for alarm, I'll tell you whatever you need to know, and I assure you I mean no harm"

Celestia's horn glowed for a second and Michael passed out, obviously letting Celestia do that, so she doesn't know of his power.

Michael Awoke on a soft bed, then looked up, and was in a room surrounded bye the mane six, all staring at him quizzically, Michael tried to wave, but his hands were chained to the bed, so he couldn't try to hurt anypony.

"uh, it's awake, Twi..." Said Applejack, getting the attention of Twilight, who was reading a book at the time.

"Oh! Yes! Um... Hi! Do you speak Equestrian? Because that would be so cool! Then we could exchange information!"

"Uh..."

"Relax Twi, there's no was this thing can speak our language, it's not a pony, I don't know what it is, actually." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Actually, I do speak Your language, and I would like to ask, why am I chained to this very comfy bed?"

"Yay, you talk! I mean... Uh... You're chained there so you can't hurt anypony..."

"Why would I hurt anypony? Only an idiot would do that, it's ridiculous you would accuse me of thinking of doing that!"

"It's just precaution, just temporary" Said a motherly voice, Celestia, who had just walked into the room.

All the ponies bowed, and the and Michael Melted the chains off his hands and legs, stood up, and bowed.

"How did you do that?!" Yelled Celestia

"I did it to bow to the most beautiful pony in Equestria, your Majesty."

Celestia blushed, and said. "I don't see why we should keep you chained up in here, come, I'll give you a tour of the castle, and you'll tell me how you did that while we're talking."

Michael just smiled, he loved being able to make people, ponies in this case, do whatever he wanted, he just put thoughts in their head, giving them a sense of trust.

"...and that is the statue of Discord, the spirit of chaos, who was imprisoned in stone not long ago bye the elements of harmony, which I've told you about already."

"Your world is amazing" I say to Celestia

"It is, yes. Now tell me how you got those chains off, or I'll send you to the moon..."

Me and Celestia shared a laugh, and I say "It was just simple magic."

"But how did the liquid metal not hurt your skin?"

"Oh, my...uh.... I'm fireproof..." I say

"Well, how did that come to be?" Said a confused Celestia

"I drank a potion when I was younger, and it never wore off, it's pretty cool, really."

"Well, now that you're in Equestria, you need a place to live, we have plenty of rooms in Canterl-"

"Ponyville." I say "I will be living in Ponyville, I have quite a bit of gold in my pocket"

"How could you fit lots of gold in your pocket?" asked Celestia

"Endless pockets, I think of what I want, reach in, and if I have it, I pull it out."

"That's amazing, now, get going to Ponyville, it's a long trip bye train, OH, and just about the whole of Equestria knows about you, I sent out a telepathic message to them, and told them about you, and not to be scared."

"That makes things much easier..." I whisper to myself, as I hop into the air, and fly at supersonic speeds to Ponyville.

Ch.2: Doctor Who and a daughter

As Michael is flying to Ponyville, now going slower, he starts to think about who he wants to visit from, then it hits him,

"Who!" Said Michael "Doctor Who!"

He flew down to the spot were the TARDIS was cloaked at, and knew The Doctor was in there. He knocked on the door, it not being invisible to him, and waited. The door opened to reveal the ponified Doctor, who was surprised to see a human knocking on the TARDIS door, he welcomed the human in and said "How did you get here? That's impossible!"

Michael just laughed and said "I appeared here after I got hit bye a bus, weird right?"

The Doctor was not convinced, obviously, so Michael went on to tell the whole story of his powers and such, and how he got here.

The Doctor just stared in awe, and said "I don't believe it, not a word."

Michael then touched The Doctor, making him back into a human.

"Ooh.... Fingers... I missed these..." He said, moving his fingers in front of his face.

"How did you do that? Only I can turn of my disguise!"

"Already told you, Doctor."

"You... Weren't lying... Wow, that's amazing! Wait! You know everything, right?" He asked

Michael simply nodded

"Well, if y-"

"Yes" Michael said Said, smiling.

The Doctor just stared in awe, and shed a tear of joy as it was revealed to him that he was not alone in his thought extinct race. "Thank you..." He said, as I vanished in a poof of TARDIS blue smoke.

"Now, who should I see now? I think I'll visit Fluttershy." Michael said, as he teleports to her house.

I knock on the door and here a silent "Coming" from inside. The door opens to reveal Fluttershy with Angel bunny on her head, how cute. She squeaks and hides behind her mane, but tells Michael to come in.

She makes some tea, and they both sit down and chat about life, were he comes from, he doesn't tell her about his power, though, I wouldn't want to tell anypony about that, ponies might not like that, or they might start asking for things.

Bye the time Michael leaves, he has the Trust of Fluttershy.

"That was easy" Said Michael, now heading to the closest bar. Michael arrived at the bar, and the ponies stared at him for a second, but went back to their talking and drinking. Michael ordered a Colt-Light, but not before getting tapped on the shoulder bye a small filly, Scootaloo.

"I saw you walk in here so I followed you, and I wanted to ask you for an autograph! You're so cool! You crashed into the castle and lived!"

He just made a signed picture of himself appear in her hooves.

"Thank you so much!" She said, running out of the bar. "Hey, what were you doing talking to my daughter, creature?!"

Oh great, her abusive dad.

"I was just giv-"

"I'm going to kick your ass for Equestria, I don't care what Celestia said, I don't trust you!" He said, swinging a punch at me as I activate slow-motion.

I dodge several wild punches easily, and even a few kicks. I just keep dodging until he goes for my nuts, were as I knee him in the face, pick him up, slam him on the ground, and push him outside. He gets up, ready to fight again, as I grab his neck, knowing only one person is looking, and snap it.

"Scootaloo, how would you like to get away from your parent's abuse?" Michael asks, dropping the body.

Scootaloo didn't care about the death of that prick, she hated him, she ran over to Michael, and hugged him.

"Scootaloo, you won't be living with them anymore, is that okay with you? He asks.

She just nods, and pressed her face into his chest , now crying thinking about the abuse and meanness her parents had given her over the years.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you...Dad..."

Michael flies her to the house he had declared his, a massive mansion close to the center of town.

He flies the filly to a room on the second floor, tucks her in the bed, and turns off the light.

"I'll see you tomorrow, scoots."

Michael walks to the living room, were he has his computer, and plays on Steam, chats with some friends on Skype, and has fun, relaxed for the first time in years, when he heard a knock on the door, opening the door, he saw Scootaloo's mom, who was now screaming at him to give her daughter back.

"Have fun in hell" He said, before sending her straight there.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Said a floating demon, surrounded bye others like himself.

Michael flew to the statue of discord, and began to talk to it, when no response came, he broke the stone, and freed Discord.

"Well, look who it is, the kid whom has the power of a god."

"Long time no see, Discord, how have you been? Other than being trapped in stone..."

Discord looked at me and said "That's about it, just been trapped in a stone prison, a very itchy stone prison, it sucks."

"Well, nice chat, I've got to go fuck a pony, cya." Michael said, putting Discord back into his itchy prison.

With that, Michael flew off to a certain cyan Pegasus's cloud mansion to change her thoughts about him.

"I've been waiting for this for a long time" Said Michael, at the doorstep of Rainbow Dash's house.

Ch.3: Murder? I wouldn't...

It had been a few days since Michael sent scootaloo's abusive mom to hell, and killed her dad, and nopony even knew about it. The people of Ponyville didn't even stare or act abnormal around him, things were going great, that is, until somepony found a rotting corpse of an orange colt with a red mane, Scootaloo's dad. Since there wasn't very much murder in Equestria, it almost never happened, really, they suspected he was killed bye a beast in the Everfree Forest. That is, until somepony inspecting the body saw what appeared to be the mark of a hand around his throat, which was barely visible.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"ROYAL GUARD! OPEN UP! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!"

The guard then heard a voice inside.

"1...2...3...4...5...I'm waiting..." Said Michael

The guard burst the door open with his magic, stepped in, and was greeted bye Michael sitting on a couch with Scootaloo, watching television.

"Get away from him, kid!" Yelled the royal guard.

"Hmmm... Nope." Said a very happy Scootaloo.

The guard then went to tackle Michael, along with several other guards, but they were simply swatted away bye Michael.

"Do you want me to come with you? Is that it? You could have just asked me..."

The guards got on their hooves and one put handcuffs onto Michael, which Michael melted off immediately.

The chariot ride to Canterlot was event less, other than the fact that the guards kept staring at him awkwardly.

Michael was escorted into the royal court room, and was greeted bye an angry Celestia and Luna, and several other ponies, who he assumed was the jury.

"Michael the Human, you have hereby been charged in the murder of Jack E. Scootaloo, how do you plea?" said Celestia, who was sitting next to Luna behind a massive gold and silver podium.

"I plea self defense, your majesty." Said Michael, who was completely calm

"There was no signs of a struggle, no cuts on his skin, no bruises, it is very unlikely you were defending yourself." Said Luna

"Did you check his blood for alcohol?" Said Michael

"Well...We didn't think to do tha-"

"Exactly, you just blame it on the one you don't know, the stranger." Michael lifts up his shirt, to reveal several semi-healed gashes, cuts, and bruises all over his body.

"He kept cutting me with a broken beer bottle, hitting me, pushing me, I did nothing until I started to bleed out severely, and when he went for my throat, I grabbed his to stop him, but I was to strong, and snapped his neck."

"Why did you not report this to the local guardsmen?" Said Celestia

"This. This is why. A new creature in Equestria, nopony knows about him, he defends himself, he's charged with murder."

"I'm..I'm sor-"

"No."  Interrupted Michael

"What?"

"You accuse me of killing an innocent pony? You try and call me a killer? If you want a killer, I'll give you a killer... I'LL KILL OFF EVERY FUCKING PONY IN EQUESTRIA! AFTER THEY'RE DEAD, I'LL KILL YOU TOO!" Said a now enraged Michael

"Guards! Seize him!" Yelled a worried Celestia

Michael then slit the throat of every guard in the room in a matter of seconds, he was now standing in front of the jury, all the ponies frozen with fear.

Michael then Levitated them onto the ceiling, stuck them there, and had hundreds of small knives continuously stab all of them until they bled out or passed out from the pain. Celestia Just watched in horror as this was unfolding in front of her, when She yelled "ENOUGH" and shot a fireball as hot as the sun at Michael, which he hurled back and burned straight through Luna.

"Sister!" Yelled a fearful Celestia, to a now dead, bloody Luna

"I'm going to destroy this world, Celestia, and it's all your fault, and I'm going to start with your precious assistant. Goodbye."

Michael said, a viscous smile on his face.

Michael teleported to Scootaloo, and teleported to a massive, black, evil-looking castle he had just created several miles outside of Ponyville.

"What's going on, dad?" Asked a confused Scootaloo

"Scootaloo, you're the daughter of the new king of this world, there's going to be a war, the good versus the bad, we're the good side, okay? You will be the princess of the new world." Michael said

"But, ponies will die, dad!" Yelled Scootaloo

"Only the bad ponies, and imagine being the princess of the world, ponies cheering your name, doing whatever you want them to do, and having your own castle..."

"That...Sound good!" Said Scootaloo

"But what about my castle?"

"You're in it" Michael said

Scootaloo cheered and ran off to explore the castle, whilst Michael put up an unbreakable force field around the castle, to prevent unwanted visitors from entering, and made an exception to those evil in the world, who would help Michael.

Not that he needed it, but it can be boring ruling on your own, even if you do have a daughter with you.

Prolouge

2008

It was 2010, and it was the middle of winter in Florida, USA, but it was not snowing, for it never does there. Young Michael Paedae was watching MLP:FIM, his new favorite television series with his friend, John Isacunt. It was calm in the house nobody home but Michael and his friend. They were just sitting in Michael's room when they saw a small twinkle of light in the center of the room, Michael looked at it, and there was a flash, and were nothing once was, there stood the being known as Discord, the spirit of chaos. Michael wasn't scared, for he had always been a little insane, so he walked up to him, and gave him a small pat, asking "are you real?"

Discord just laughed and said, "you know it, Michael, and I'm here with a gift."

"A gift for me? Cool! What is it? And why is my friend frozen?"

"I've frozen time, except for me and you, and the gift is in my hand" Discord said, opening his palm to reveal the sparkle from earlier.

Michael grabbed it, and asked what it was, and Discord replied saying it was a small little thing, containing quite a bit of powerful magic.

Michael simply put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

"I knew I picked the house with the crazy kid, the right house. Anyway, What that will do is allow you to do any single thing you can think of, for the rest of your life, nobody can take it away, not even me, and you can't use it to give it to other people."

And with that, Discord vanished with a poof of confetti, and time unfroze.