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                      -by DaftVegas-                       
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MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FAN FICTION. A CLASSY LOVE STORY
ONCE THERE WAS A TWILIGIHT SPARKLE AND THERE WAS A SPIKE,SPIKE WAS A DRAGON AND HE LIKE TO EAT DIAMONDS AND ONCE HE BROKE INTO RARITY’S HOUSE AND ATE HER DIAMONDS AND THEN RAPED HER FOR LIKE 10 HOURS OR SOMETIHNG I DON’T EVEN KNOW. SO ANYWAYS ONCE SPIKE WAS ALL DONE RAPING RARITY IN SOME HARCORE BONDAGE OR WHATEVER HE SET OUT TO THE LIBRARY WHERE HE INTENDED TO HAVE A NOICE NAP AND THEN HAVE A BURRITO AND BURP OUT A ELDERSCROLL AND SPAWN A NEW GAME CALLED LE ELDERSCROLLS 666 PONYVILLE MUTHER FUKER. ANYWAYS ONCE SPIKE WAS ON HIS WAY HE WAS WALKING ON HIS WAY AND HE WA MINDING HIS OWN BUISNESS AND THEN LYRA AND COLGATE STARTED MAKING OUT,AND THEN BON BON WAS LIKE “OH UH UH GURL YOU AINT GONNA TAKE MAH BITCH, BITCH” THEN THEY STARTED FIGHTING AND THEN THEY STARTED MAKING OUT AND THEN LYRA AND COLGATE AND BON BON WERE HAVING A THREESOME AND THEN SPIKE STARTED MASTURBATING AND DOUSED THE THREE MARES IN A HUGE PILE OF SEMEN. AFTER SPIKE HAD BASICLY HAD SEX TWICE AND LEFT A TRAIL OF JIZZ WHEN HE WAS WALKING HIS BALLS HURT AND HE WAS TIRED AS FUCK. HE EVENTUALLY GOT TO THE FRONT DOOR OF THE LIBRARY AND HE WAS REACHING FOR THE KEY UNDER THE MAT AND THEN RAINBOW DASH SWOOPED IN AND MOUNTED SPIKE AND THEY FLEW THROUGH THE AIR AND SINCE RD WAS THE FASTEST PONI IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA SHE CAME FIRST AND WHEN SHE DID THERE WAS A SONIC RAINBOOM AND SHE BLEW UP CLOUDSDALE AND THE SURROUNDING AREA,INCLUDING MULTIPLE ORPHANAGES. SPIKE AT THIS POINT HAD TO CRAWL BECAUSE HE WAS ABOUT TO PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN HIS GIANT BALLSACK WAS EMMITING FROM HAVING GLORIOUS KINKY SEX 3 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE DAY...3 TIMES! FINALLY SPIKE GOT TO THE LIBRARY AGAN AND SAID “WHEW IM SURE GLAD IM FINALLY HOME AND SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST THAT WAS A LONG DAY OF HARD FUCKING, I SURE HOPE TWILIGHT DON’T WANT TO SUCK MAH DICK AND HAVE LONG GRATOUTUS SEX FOR HOURS ON ENDFORESHADOWING.” AND WHEN SPIKE OPENED THE DOOR EVERY MARE IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA WAS THERE, LYRA,BON BON, COLGATE,RAINBOWDASH, AND RARITY STILL COVERED IN SPIKES LOAD, STILL STEAMING WITH HEAT AS IF IT WERE FRESH. ALL OF THE MARES CHARGED AT HIM IN ONE HERD AS THEY ALL EXCLAIMED THINGS SUCH AS “SPIKE YOUR SO PIMPIN LET ME HAVE SEXY TIME WITH YOU” AND “SPIKE HAVE MY CHILDREN,I HOPE THEY ALL GET YOUR SWAG” SPIKE WAS OVERCOME WITH GREAT FEELINGS OF HORNYNESS AND A SPARSE BIT OF “I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP GET THE FUCK OFF ME”. AND SO SPIKE THEN AND THERE HAD SEX WITH EVERY MARE IN EQUESTRIA FOR 5 DAYS STRAIGHT. ON THE 3RD DAY HE DIED OF SEXUAL EXHAUSTION, BUT LUCKILY HE HAD GOTTEN THE ATTENTION OF MEN ASWELL,SOME OF WHICH WERE DOCTORS,WHICH GAVE HIM BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS TO KEEP HIS JUNK HARD WELL AFTER HE WAS DEAD. AFTER EVERYPONY HAD LEFT, TWILIGHT WALKED UP TO SPIKE AND WHISPERED IN HIS EAR “YOU WERE PHONE”
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