A clopfic I wrote back in February about an unnamed man getting intimate with his closest friend, a (humanized) Derpy Hooves.

Some might argue that it's not a clopfic because the MLP character that it focuses on is humanized for this fic, but nonetheless it is, for all practical purposes, erotic fiction involving an MLP:FiM character, so if that's your thing, you'll like this. Especially if you like Derpy.

I posted this to /mlp/ in its early days, and figured since I wanted to get it out there, I'd post it here. Enjoy.