Pony With A Gun, The Story Of Bullet.

"MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT!" Bullet ordered as his seemingly infinite number of marine fleets charged onto the cloud battlefield. Bullet is the leader of an army, The Equestrian Marines, that specifics in protecting Equestria from any possible threats to Princess Celestia. And Bullet's arch enemy Adolf Wingler, leader of the Nazi Pegesi, is just that. These two armies are continually battling over control of the pony race. But thanks to Bullet, Wingler never even gets close. Like usual, Bullet was on the battlefield, splattering Germane blood on the cloud footing thanks to his trusty golden deagles, when something emerged from the Nazi basecamp. The whole population of the war stared in awe as they gazed there eyes on this machine. A gigantic rocket launching, futuristic catapult. Being a retired enginer and head mechanic, Bullet could tell what rocket that fired. "RUN!" As soon as those words past his lips, his entire army retrieted. But has he galloped back to his camp, he got exploded by a missile and fell down and down... After minutes of falling he finally landed in Canterlot. "Good" Bullet thought to himself " maybe Celestia could get me some backup" so with a plan in his head he stomped through the royal city until he reached the castle. He was faced by two Royal Gaurds. The larger of the two stepped up to him, to a head-to-hoof look at the roughed up clothes and serious looking pony and said mockingly "Sorry, but the princess has no time for hobos." Bullet ignored this visual insult and attempted to walk past the Gaurds. The large gaurd decided he had had enough and hoofed this hobo is the face. As Bullet lifted himself from the ground the gaurd shouted "who are you?!" And with that, he lifted his shades onto his face and pulled out one golden deagle. The large gaurd, upon seeing his victim is actually higher in power than there master, ran like hell and the other one just hid. As he strolled into the gem adorned hall, he was greeted by Celestia at the end. She was facing the other way with her legs open. When Bullet got closer she turned around seemingly surprised. "Mmmmm Bullet... how nice to see you." Celestia said, in a pleasured voice "why are you here?" "Long story short, I was fighting, got hit by missile, fell and then came here" Bullet replied. "Hmmmm" Celestia hummed. "I know," Celestia said as she handed him a scroll. "Use this spell and you will teleport to a place called ponyville. Go there to make friends and not violence." "Ok" said Bullet as his horn lit up and before he new it he was spinning through the teleport vortex.