Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
Meet the Fish (even MORE Revamped)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterMeet The Fish Well the next morning was somewhat eventful the only things that really happened was Luna using her royal voice when we were having breakfast (SO MUCH OATMEAL ON MY EYES). Eventually it got real annoying after the first 605.4 seconds that we all had endure before we almost had our ears and my eyes were ruined forever. But eventually the pain had stopped when Celestia had told me that her student Twilight, and her friends were coming to visit and to see how I would look by what they described in the letter she sent her.
By then I was really wondering how the whole thing would turn out but then my mind wandered off and started to think about how a simple wedge of cheddar cheese could be used to solve all of the problems of the universe. Then my mind popped back into reality (of little to none reality I could be in). I saw six mares two of each race I saw in the village coming to do who knows what to me or start to make me into the worlds future mining machine (God help me if I'm used for free labor).
When they came closer to us through the grand entrance (GOD how long was this castle, not even Draculas is this huge) I saw the purple one came in front of the others who ran up to hug Celestia which I did find real affectionate and sweet. After that moment of cuteness I noticed all of them staring at me at both curiosity, fright, and confusion, "Neato looks like I found a new friend for gummy to play with!", "Tarnation, I saw some weird things in my days but this thing is the weirdest thing I seen.", "His color scheme is rather remarkable, I must know his secret.", "Oh..My, even i havent seen a fish like this before.". I really didn’t mind what they said except when the rainbow one started to interrogate me like I was some sort of criminal (sure I did some time in my past but when i turned over a new leaf)!
“Alright fishy you need to start talking, I wanna know why you startled everypony in the town!”. I just looked at her with an angry look on my face and then I said “Okay Skittles, First of all the name isn’t Fishy, and that name is the most unoriginal name I heard in my life though it is the most classic of them all”. She just stared in a shocked state (I could see that she never knew i could talk) I continued on “More to the point the names Joe the barracuda I am the second in command of the “Lighting Strike Coalition platoon” in which we were sent on a mission to stop Metal Sonic from making more robotic soilders and grab some intel about Dr. Eggmans current location. Everything was going just fine but he was using a multi dimensional device which were successful in stopping him but both Metal and I was sucked into this world, Got that so far”? She eventually just responded “Uh, could you please repeat the last part?” “Which last part?” “Everything after your real name”. Annoyed all I could say at that point was “Oh, okay but unfortunately I won’t be able to fit all of my history in with the rest of the chapter so everyone and I mean EVERYONE will just have to wait for the next chapter to come out to know more about me”. Practically everyone but Pinkie just stared at me like I just said something both disgusting and real confusing. “Aw, Stupid authors they always ruin something right when it is getting to something good”! “I know it can be real agitating when people one this site want to find out my origin story, but can't due to the authors laziness!” Everyone stared at the both of us and Pinkie just told everyone that it was a Pinkie thing and that they wouldn’t really understand
D AY TWO REVIEW: Pretty much okay except for interrogation.
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