Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!by AveryChaptersChapter 1: HEY HEY!! Let's start this thing!!Chapter 2: Get out of my hair!!Chapter 3: No! Don't put a story behind this!!Chapter 4: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Turkey!Chapter 5: HI! Billy Mays here!Chapter 6: How'd we do that?Chapter 7: Wasn't this....you know....a Bobobo Story?Chapter 8: Head and Shoulders, Knees and ToesChapter 9: Where'd the Monkey Run off to?Chapter 1: HEY HEY!! Let's start this thing!!"BOBOBO! What are you doing up there?!" Calls the voice of Beauty. Beauty stands at the bottom of a flag pole as she looks up, her short pink hair flowing slightly in the breeze. She was wearing a white short shelve shirt with red shelves, teal pants curled up at the bottom with a heart buckled belt, she's wearing round black shoes. She was also wearing blue jeweled earrings, along with black circular wrist accessories. Above her, a man was swinging by his nose hairs on the pole like a flag. He was very built, has large shoulders, thin legs, and markings on his arms. He has an large yellow afro, wearing sun glasses, a simple blue tee-shirt that doesn't cover some of his belly, long black pants that were torn at the end, and brown shoes. "I'm learning the way of the flag Beauty! I shall become..." He suddenly changes into a turtle "A true nose haired flag!" "What?! That's not a flag that's a turtle!!" Beauty says looking shocked at Turtle Bobobo. "Hey is that Bobobo?" Someone says behind Beauty. Beauty looks behind her to see a orange star looking thing with arms and legs, along with a face, looking up at Turtle Bobobo. "Hi Don Patch, can you knock some sense into B-....Where'd he go?" Beauty took her eyes off of Don Patch for just a second and he was gone. She looks up to see that Don Patch turned into a monkey. "Now I can learn the way of the flag too!!" He cheers "Why are you two acting like that?!" Beauty says looking shocked again. "Hey, that looks fun" Another voice says behind Beauty Beauty turns to see a block human sized of blue jelly, only thing to say about it that it's blue, has a face, and looks like a blocky human with no hands or feet. "Hey Jelly Jiggler, I'm trying to get them down so we could go somewhere on our day off..." Beauty says with a slight annoyed tone. Jelly walked over to the flag pole and called out to the two animals "Hey Bobobo, Don Patch, Beauty thinks we should go somewhere on our day off!" Bobobo turns back to himself and holds onto the flag pole "Yeah! That sounds great! I'll be right down!" Don fell down and hit his face on the ground near the flag pole, while Bobobo rides down a side elevator right on top of Don Patch. Bobobo walks out of the Elevator and waves to Beauty and Jelly. "Well are we ready to go?" Bobobo asks "Yeah! Let go an- wait where's Don Patch?" Beauty says looking around. "Right here!" His voice mumbles under the elevator "Whoa! Hang on Don Patch, I'll get it o-" Beauty says before Don Crawls out of under the elevator all flat and wobbly. "You ok there Don Patch?" Beauty asks "Oh I'm sure he's fine, I've been flat like a pancake too and look at me now!" Jelly says as his jelly wobbles while Bobobo pokes him making faces. "Well you're made of jelly! Don Patch has bones!" "Not really! That's because..." Beauty looks over to see that Don has turned into "I'm a SNAIL!" Don had turned himself into a orange snail with a orange spiky shell. "What the?! Aren't snails supposed to die if their crushed?!" Beauty says with the shocked look. "Enough let's get this show on the road." Don says turning back to himself and walking away. Bobobo and Jelly followed behind saying "Right" Beauty sighs and facepalms "Why do I even hang out with these guys...?" She jogs to them to catch up. "So where do you guys want to go? We've got that castle over there, or we could go to the mall." Beauty suggests "WHAT?! NO! I'm not going to some mall to buy some silly stu- OH is that a necklace that has nothing on it?!" Don says running to a person and taking his necklace. "HEY, that's my necklace! An-" The person gets hit with a purse "That's no way to talk to a lady!!" Don yells suddenly changing into women's clothing, wearing eye liner and lipstick, hitting the person with the purse. "......Uh Don Patch....lets focus on getting somewhere and not getting into a fight." Beauty nervously says "Oh sure, why not go over to that conveniently placed portal over there?" Don suggests pointing to a portal that swirls in place. "I don't know Don Patch, that portal could lead to the baldy bald empire." Bobobo says "WHAT?! I don't go to the Baldy bald empire!" The portal suddenly says growing arms and legs "What the....How are you talking?!" Beauty says using that oh so shocking look. "Then where do you go? The nu shop?!" Jelly asks hopefully "No! I go to a place full of peace and harmony!" The portal says "What? Boring! I don't want no peace and ha-" Don says before Bobobo puts a hand over his mouth "Does it have ponies?" He asks "Why yes! Colorful ponies!" The portal says cheerfully Bobobo grabs Don, Jelly, and Beauty and runs to the portal "TO NEW LANDS AND ADVENTURE!!" before he enters he turns into a tank. Don turns into a duck and Jelly turns into a boomerang, Beauty was in the Bobo-tank. "Why can't you guys go somewhere new without being yourselves?!" Beauty says at the window as they go into the portal. Meanwhile In where ever Bobobo and the gang are going. "EVERYPONY, EVERYPONY!!! WATCH ME DO THIS NEW TRICK!!" PInkie Pie says very cheerfully "Okay Pinkie okay! Just do it!" Twilight says. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were in Ponyville park having a picnic on a beautiful day. Pinkie was about to show them a new trick. Pinkie jumps up and suddenly disappears. Everyone gasps quietly as they look around for her. "Pinkie? Where'd you go?" Rainbow calls out as she flies around looking for her. "How'd Pinkie do that Twi?" Applejack asks "I'm not sure, but then again it's Pinkie Pie...we have no idea what she's about to do." Twilight says with a giggle "That is true, for she could be in a mail box for all we know" Rarity says Screams were heard in Ponyville, Twilight and the girls get up and rush over to Ponyville. They get to Ponyville and they find a large blue object with a seemingly yellow round top, A blue boomerang with a face, and a orange duck with spiky hair. Fluttershy squees and rushes over to the orange duck "OH who are you little guy? You look so cute..." "CUTE?! I'M NOT CUTE!" The duck yells with angry eyes Fluttershy gasps loudly and zips back to Twilight, hiding behind her. Rainbow goes over and picks up the boomerang. "The hay is this?" She asks examining it. "Well if you'd notice I'm a jelly boomerang! haha!" The boomerang says Rainbow freaks out and drops it to the ground, the large blue object with round yellow top spins around. Twilight pokes the object "What is this? It looks like something used for war." "Bo Team! Disassemble!" The object says with a robotic tone. The object then started to become small people with large yellow afros, they then formed together to form Bobobo. Beauty was laying on the ground figuring out what was going on, the duck poofs into smoke and reappears as Don Patch, and the boomerang suddenly appears on Don's head being turned into Jelly Jiggler. Don gets squished by Jelly. Twilight and the girls just stare at the group before them, then Bobobo's afro flipped open to the side and out popped "SURPRISE!!" Pinkie popped out of Bobobo's hair with confetti. Don patch crazed out with his eyes popping out and yelling "WHOOOO!" and Jelly just stares at Pinkie with a surprised look, Bobobo just looks at the colorful ponies infront of him. "..W-Who are you?" Twilight asks nervously Beauty got up and put a mouth over Don's and Bobobo's mouths "I'll do the introduction thank you very much!" Beauty let go of their mouths and clear her throat "Right, my name is Beauty. This guy is Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, but you can just call him Bobobo. Orange star over there is Don Patch" "I'm THE star!!" "Blue jelly man is Jelly Jiggler" Jelly Jiggler took a bow and did a pose "And I'm the best of the bunch" "Yeah right, I'm the best of the bunch!!" Don punched Jelly in the face which in turn his face poped out of his jelly and landed behind him "FOOL! I'm the best and you know it!" The faceless Jelly Jiggler punches Don in the face back "You're both fools! I'm the main character!!" Bobobo yells side kicking them away, Pinkie still in his hair. Twilight and the girls watched this unfold with slight fear and worry. "BOYS! Stop it! We're not trying to scare off these....nice ponies..." Beauty says looking at Twilight and the girls. "You're right Beauty, besides.." Bobobo says before he rushes over to Fluttershy and hugs her "They are so adorable! Aren't ya? Aren't yaaa?" He pets her mane. Fluttershy gasps as Bobobo grabs her and stays still, not whispering a word. "Bobobo.....I think you should ask before yo-" Beauty says before Bobobo was sent flying above her by Rainbow kicking him. "...or else that happens." Beauty finishes saying. "...Why are you here?" Rainbow asks sternly "How should I know? Bobobo just suddenly grabbed us and sent us through a portal that lead here." "Well maybe Princess Celestia could help you get back to your world?" Twilight suggests "Well we were looking for something to do on our day off, happened to come here for adventure or something like that." "Well have your....friends come inside the library, we can find something to work." Twilight says pointing to the library with her hoof. "Thanks....and by the way, these guys are a bit crazy to let you know." "Yes....we've noticed that..." Rarity says looking at Don and Jelly as they continue fighting each other over who's the best. Chapter 2: Get out of my hair!!Bobobo and the gang was inside the library with Twilight and the girls, Pinkie was still inside Bobobo's hair as it was closed. Don Patch was messing with the books which made him be trapped inside a magic bubble by Twilight. "Mr. Jiggler, are you really made of jelly?" Fluttershy shyly asks "Why yes I am, would you like a sample?" Jelly asks politely "Oh, um....." Jelly pulls out a jelly gift set box and hands it to Fluttershy "I wasn't going to give you a bit of me, no that's just silly! ahahaha." He then turns into a spring and bounces away. Fluttershy stares at the box curiously and opens it to find different colored jellies on their own plate. Don Patch starts to hit the bubble he was in, then turns into a full star and rolls around in it with a bland face. Bobobo was crawling across the floor like a snake. "...You have strange friends Beauty." Rainbow says looking at them all. "Yeah...tell me about it, and these guys are just the start of it." Beauty says leaning on a wall. "You mean that there's more of em?" Applejack says "Not entirely these guys, but on the same strange factor." "Hey! Hey Beauty! Look!" Bobobo suddenly says Beauty looks over and nearly flipped out as Bobobo was "I'm a pony!" It was true, Bobobo turned himself into a pony. He still had his afro hair and his shirt, his coat color remained the same as his skin color and still had the markings. He was also still wearing his sun glasses. "Why are you a pony?! How'd you even do that...." Beauty says with the shocked face of the century! "Yes how did you do that? You don't seem to have any magical aura around you so....how?" Twilight says studying Bobobo "It's not magic! It's the Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo stands on his hind legs and his nose hairs came out of his nose and waved around. Rarity faints at the sight and everyone else was a bit disturbed. Beauty sighs with irritation. "Bobobo, can you at LEAST not try to ruin our chance back home?" "Sorry Beauty, but I need to use my hairs to help the helpless! And to help the helped! Else they'd be like me when I was younger!" He starts to cry a stream of tears and covered his face. "What?! I thought you already told your past!" Beauty says loudly "No! In fact Let me tell ya! ...But the pickle can't listen in." Bobobo says glaring at a random pickle with arms and legs. Hey it's the moment you've been waiting for! The blast to the past, the shined to the dimmed, It's Bo theater! "I was just a young colt when I saw a helpless pony in need" Bobobo's voice says "WAIT! Why are you still telling this while you're a pony?! Isn't your past human?!" Beauty cuts in but was ignored "The pony was an elderly sort of pony, she was having trouble carrying one of her chests into her house. I went over to help her out, she gladly accepted it. After I helped the pony out, I continued on my way. I went home to my dad." "Hey son! How've you been today?" Said a bouncing hair ball "WHAT?! Your dad's still the same?!" Beauty says again. "I helped out the pony across the street!" Young colt Bobobo says "That's my boy! Always helping out somepony in need!" "Dad was a great hair father, we always had a great time together. Then one day I was trying to get a package inside, it was a really heavy and big package. I asked for help for everypony that passed by, but they all were too busy. Not many ponies pass my house so I couldn't get much help. I tried to move it inside but it was near impossible! I never got it inside and it blocks the way out of the house." "HEY! I can't get out! I have a hair appointment today!" "I'm trying to get it out of the way! But it's way too heavy!!" We come back to Bobobo crying his stream of tears again "I never got to see what was inside the box either....waaaah." Beauty held her head in irritation while Don and Jelly were crying the same amount of tears. "Don't worry Bobobo! Maybe the box just had old useless stuff in it!" Don says having somehow got out of the bubble. "Yeah what Don Patch said!" Jelly says Twilight coughs and says "Well, where is your house? If that story was true then show us where it is" Bobobo instantly had no tears and pointed with one of his hooves "Oh it's just right across the street." And right across the street, there was a huge box infront of a house. Everyone looks over in surprise, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's afro again. "Whooooa! That's a HUGE box! How come I've never noticed it before?" "And how come you're still in my hair?! Get out of my hair!! No one's allowed inside unless I tell them it's safe!" Bobobo says trying to shake off Pinkie. Pinkie stays inside Bobobo's hair "Weeeee! This is fun!" Bobobo then uses his nose hairs to grab Pinkie and set her on the ground "No one is allowed inside unless it's safe..." "....Is it safe now?" "Yes." Pinkie then grabs everyone and jumps inside Bobobo's hair "What the?! Where are we going?!" Rarity shrieks "You got me..." Beauty says still irritated. They continued to fall and fall into the seemingly endless afro. After a few minutes Twilight says something "How big is his hair piece?" "He keeps nearly everything in his hair, be it squirrels with dating problems, a family that uses his nose hairs to dry clothes, other versions of him that have different jobs, or even himself at times..." Beauty says looking down. "....Your friends are really odd." Applejack says "Well excuuuuse me, cowpony." Don says wearing a green suit. "Ok! We're almost there!!" Pinkie says as they hit soft ground. "Wow....that was softer than expected. REALLY soft." Rarity says feeling the ground. "OVER HERE! HURRY!" Pinkie says dashing to a glowing spot. Everyone follows and comes to a place full of toy and people and pigs, Fluttershy went to every pig and cuddled them. "Whoa....This dude is crazy as Pinkie!" Rainbow says looking at the place. "OH hahaha, this is nothing. Wait until you see his attacks he uses on villains" Beauty says walking forward. "Yeah! They're awesome!" Don says dashing past Beauty and nomming on the nearest person's head. Jelly runs to the nearest Nu shop and goes inside. Twilight and the girls just look at the area in awe. "It's like a whole nother town in here!" Applejack says "Well, let's follow Beauty, but be careful because we still don't know if these people are good or evil..." Twilight says following Beauty Rainbow, Applejack, and Rarity follow with Twilight. Meanwhile outside, Bobobo had changed back into a human. "I'm hungry, good thing I brought some good noodles!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a noodle bowl, he opens it and finds nothing inside. He falls to his knees and starts to cry more streams of tears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yells out holding the noodle bowl to a ray of light "Not my noodles! They were my best friends! I'm so sorry noodles! I will find the person who did this! AND I WILL AVENGE YOU!!" He gets up and rushes out the door of the library He then puts flyers all over Ponyville saying that there has been a noodle-napping, and he hands out flyers to the scared ponies seeing him. "Please! There has been a noodle-napping! I need your help finding them! Please! They were my friends!" Bobobo says as he hands out flyers He then throws all the flyers into the air "Well if you won't take them, then I'll make...." A stage appears with a band "A whole band to sing about it to make you learn!!" He removes his clothes and was in his underwear "....Hang on!" He goes through a closet that was apart of the stage and gets some clown clothes on. "LETS ROCK!" Beauty walks around Bobobo's hair with Twilight and the girls, Beauty then saw a giant version of her belt. "Hey! That's one of my belts! How'd it get here?" Don Patch walked by doing a strange walk with some bacon on his head "Bacon coming through, bacon coming through." "How long do we have to be here? It's starting to freak me out..." Applejack says nervously "Well we can't get out until Bobobo says-" "GET OUT OF MY HAIR!!" Beauty and everyone that went inside his hair were tossed out of his hair from the top, they land on a stage with lights and music. They all get up and see that Bobobo was at a microphone stand wearing a clown suit along with other people. "What in tarnatiom?!" Applejack spits out "This is what I'm talking about...he's nothing like you've ever seen." Beauty says "You have to find my noodles! They have disappeared with out a traaaace! Please help me find my noodles! Or else you will feel my faaaaace!" Bobobo sings into the microphone. Don and Jelly join Bobobo already in clown suits and rocking out, Pinkie joins in with the clown suit wearing. Beauty and the others just watch in shock as this unfolds. Chapter 3: No! Don't put a story behind this!!In Canterlot castle, Princess Celestia was doing her duties along with Princess Luna who has just woken up. A royal guard rushes in to the throne room. "Princess! News from eastern and central Equestira!" Celestia and Luna look up to the guard "What is it?" Celestia asks "I've just come back from Manehattan, most of the ponies have had their hair removed including mine...." The guard removes his helmet to show that his hair was gone. "What is causing this?" Luna asks "I've tried to get some information from the ponies there, but they were too afraid to speak. But I got some details about the beings that did this. They seem to be like monkeys, only with no tail and were very tall. They also had no fur and was wearing some kind of strange armor." "That sounds like.....humans....." Celestia says "What other news do you bring us?" Luna asks "It seems that several alien like creatures have appeared in Ponyville, one having to have made a worried effort about searching for missing noodles..." "How come my student hasn't se-" A letter pops in from above and lands on Celestia's nose. She uses her magic to open it and begins to read it. Dear Princess Celestia, We've got some visitors here in Equestria, we don't know how they got here or what they intend to do. But at least one of them is able to have some sort of logic. They seem to be nice though, since they never attacked us, in fact they fought each other when they arrived. But I would like you to come down to Ponyville so that you could see them for yourself. Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle. "Twilight has already made contact with the creatures, she wants me to go down to see them." "Let me come with you sister, who knows what kind of beings they might be." Luna says standing tall "Of course, lets leave at once." Celestia says getting up from her throne and walking to the chariots with Luna. Meanwhile in Ponyville, Bobobo was swimming in a glass bowl as a fish as Twilight stares at him in the library. "I'm very confused on how your friends do this Beauty." Twilight says taking notes with her magic "Blub blub blub blub" Fish Bobobo says "So am I still! But I live with it." Beauty says sitting on a bag chair. "They look so cute when they're like this!" Fluttershy says looking at Don Patch dancing around as a little monkey singing 'Row Row Row your Boat' Jelly Jiggler was shaped as a crab and crawled along the floor saying "I'm a crab, snip snip snip, don't make me pinch you." "I'm more confused on why they act like this." Rarity says looking at the lot. "And I'm confused on why your face is like this!" Don says jumping onto Rarity and starts pulling on her hair "EEEEEEEEEEEK GETITOFF GETITOFF!!!!" Rarity screams "Don! Look! Bacon!" Beauty says throwing a piece of bacon out of the way of everyone "BACON!" Don yells as he jumps off Rarity and to the bacon turning back to himself. Don then spins around and around with the bacon like he was a ballerina "Ahh! The beauty of a ballerina!" He suddenly had long golden hair flowing in the breeze. Jelly Jiggler goes over to Don and pinches his legs and makes him fly into a book shelf. Don falls off the book shelf, being turned into a book. "My title is about space!" Don says cheerfully Twilight uses her magic to pick Don up and studies it, she then opens him up like a book. The pages were blank. "What?! Were you expecting something else?!" He suddenly changes back into himself and skips around the library. "....How do you live like this?" Twilight asks Beauty "With what little sanity I have left? I have no idea!" She lays down on the bag chair "Your friends are more confusing than Pinkie Pie!" Applejack says "No way! I'm not more confusing then somepony else?!" She gasps loudly "I need to fix that!!" She then disappears "Great, now Pinkie's going to be more crazier then ever!" Rainbow says a little irritated. "One must not judge another for there craziness." Bobobo says being turned back into a human "But one must know....That somebody stole my Mac and Cheese!" He says this doing a dramatic pose. "Are you still worried about that?" "NO! This is my mac and cheese! We were best friends! The bestest of friends!" Bobobo says with tears streaming down. "Now that's preposterous, nopony can be friends with a meal like macaroni and cheese." Rarity says having fixed her hair. "That's not true! I'll tell you all about it...." "Here we go again..." Beauty sighs. Here we are again, another blast from the past, a saucy little episode, it's so cheesy that it's uh.....Bo "It was just another afternoon at lunch time, I was about to eat a delicious looking bowl of mac and cheese when it started to call out to me." "Please mister! Don't eat me, I just want a friend! I've seen my brothers and sisters been eaten and I don't want to have the same fate. Please be my friend!" The mac and cheese pleaded "Why I won't eat you! Don't worry buddy, I'll be your friend!" Bobobo says holding the bowl up into the air. "Yay!" "Every since then we had the best time together, we played hide and seek, tag, some games, even flew some kites! I've always kept him in my pocket so that he could be where ever I went." "But now somebody took him! I want my friend back!" Bobobo crawls to the floor crying. Jelly and Don were crying at his side again and Pinkie was crying too, everyone else just looked at them in confusion and disappointment. Just then the sound of hooves stopped infront of the library, Twilight and the others look at the door. "She's here!" Twilight says opening the front door. "Who's here?" Beauty asks getting up from her bag chair. "The princesses!" Twilight says with a bow as Celestia and Luna enter the library. Bobobo, Don, and Jelly suddenly stand tall and salute with army uniforms on. "Ten hut! Princess on the grounds! Kneel!" They all kneel to the princesses. Celestia looks at the group and turns to Twilight "This is the beings that came here? Which is the one that you said has a sense of logic?" "Oh! That'd be me, my name is Beauty." She says bowing to them. "Well I hope that your visit here is very brief, you're causing havoc all over Equestria." Luna says sternly "But...We never left this town. How could they cause havoc when they've only been here." Twilight says "...Then there are others here taking the hair off of ponies." Celestia says "Wait!" Bobobo says having changed back to his regular clothes "There are people taking the hair off of ponies here?" "Yes, they look like you only without any hair at all." "Baldy bald!" Bobobo clinches his fist in anger "Don't worry princess! We'll stop them!" He says suddenly wearing a flag on his head. "That....you have faced them before?" Luna asks Bobobo's hair flipped open and a little man stood on a platform inside "Faced them? He fought to his dying breath against them! Having used those nose hairs of his to beat them many times!" "HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!" Don and Jelly yells at the little man "Oh and these guys helped too." Princess Celestia stares at the little man standing in the flipped afro, she blinks a couple of times and looks at Twilight. "Does this happen a lot?" Celestia asks "Like you don't believe..." Twilight answers Bobobo's hair closed "Don't worry princess we'll take care of Baldy bald! Because we are..." Don turns into a shield and Jelly turns into a sword "The fighting force of Space alpha 2369!!" "What are you two talking about?! You don't even go to space!" Beauty says with her famous shocked look "Yes we do, we go there everyday! Oh look at that, time for lift off!" Bobobo and Don walk outside to a large Jelly rocket. They get in and strap themselves in and put on helmets. "Rocket to cockpit do you read? Over." Jelly says "Cockpit to rocket we read. Over." Don says grabbing a radio "We are ready for launch, you can start the count down anytime. Over." "Roger that. Over" "Starting countdown!" Bobobo says loudly "10........9..........8...........7..........6..........5...........4............3............2............1...........Lift off" Jelly started his rockets and slowly flew out into the sky, only having to be blown up at 250 feet. Everyone watched this unfold, Celestia then says "Interesting little people they are." "If you say so your majesty..." Beauty says as she watches them fall. Bobobo and Don fall to the ground yelling. Don brings out a backpack "Good thing I have this parachute!" Bobobo looks at Don with a smile, then Don puts it on himself and pulls the string. Out came a bunch of balloons. "What?! What kind of person puts balloons in a bag?!" Don yells Pinkie then pops out of Bobobo's hair "I put them there!" She smiles. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" They scream the rest of the way until they are caught by a huge pile of teddy bears "Teddy bears!! Oh my goodness look at all the teddy bears!!" Don says cuddling a bunch Don thoughts then begin to speak "Oh this reminds me of the time where mother gave me a teddy bear for Christmas. It was the best Christmas I ever had! But wait...." "I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER AND I HATE TEDDY BEARS!!" Don says with very angered eyes kicking the teddy bears around. "Come on Pinkie, lets get back to the others" Bobobo says "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie says riding in Bobobo's hair 7 hours later "AND THAT'S FOR NOT BEING REAL!! ....Bobobo? Where'd you go? WAIT FOR ME!!" Don says running to look for Bobobo. Chapter 4: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Turkey!And so we come to Bobobo waving back at the colorful ponies that he has befriended on this journey, Beauty bows her head an- "HEY! What do you think you're doing?!?! The ending isn't for about 13 or blah I don't know chapters! WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT THE ENDING?!" Don yells at the screen W-What?! I thought we were already at the end! "WHAT?! We just started! Are you finally losing your head narrator?" NO! fine let me restart... "Nope.avi! You're just going to start this chapter AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!" Over my dead body! "Fine we'll play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who will get to do what." Fine by me! ROCK "PAPER" SCISSORS "TURKEY!!!" Gobble gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble!! "I WIN! I always win hahahaha! Let me poof you back" *POOF* ROOOOOOAAAAAARR!! "THAT'S NOT THE NARRATOR!! THAT'S A SMALL LITTLE HAMSTER! LET ME TRY AGAIN!" *POOF* .......... "And that be the guy with no face.....NEXT" *POOF* UUUUUGGGGH! My goodness! That was a landslide of chaos! "Did someone say chaos?!" Discord says popping his head in "No, go away lizard thing, go away" Don says pushing Discord away. "AWWWW...." "Now Narrator, GET ON TO SAYING THE NEW CHAPTER!! We've already wasted.....uh let's see....219 words!" FINE! JEEZ, leave me alone! I only have my voice..... Bobobo and Pinkie went back to the library in Ponyville, Jelly had turned into Bobobo's hair for the time being. Don Patch was still kicking teddy bears for all we know, and Beauty was talking to the princesses about how they got to Equestria and that they are willing to fight Baldy bald. "So why do you fight with nose hairs Bo man?" Pinkie asks "Because it's my style! And I always use them to do other stuff to! Like knit clothing!" Bobobo says while knitting what seems like Don Patch "Plus it's part of his power! He can use his nose hairs to tear apart anything!" Jelly hair says "Yeah right! I can tear anything apart with my bare hands!" Don says having been knitted by Bobobo's nose hairs Pinkie stares at Don "Even I can't come out of being knitted! How do you guys do it?! TELL ME PLEASE!" "We'll tell you later...but right now we need to get this piece of dough out of the way." Bobobo says having stopped infront of a large doughnut that blocked the way "And I thought I was a large dessert..." Jelly hair says "And I thought my hair was yellow! Get off Jelly!" Bobobo says pulling Jelly off his head to find that he's bald. "BOBOBO! Your hair's gone!!" Don panics Suddenly the little man that lived in Bobobo's hair/nose walked on his head and sprinkled water on his head, then in an instant his hair sprang up in that glorious afro fashion. It bounced a bit before it stayed in place. "Noo, it's right here silly!" Bobobo says pointing to Don head which has grown the same hair style as Bobobo. "And don't I look good in it to!" Don says doing a pose. "NOPE!" Bobobo says kicking Don with a side kick, sending him through the doughnut. "Why do you hurt each other?" Pinkie asks "Because we're crabby like that!" Bobobo and Jelly say together having turned into crabs. Pinkie giggles at them and starts to laugh. Bobobo picks Pinkie up and puts her in his hair, having turned back to himself. "We're going to do something dangerous, it's best you stay in there." "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie says closing Bobobo's hair. Bobobo looks at Jelly "Right, it's time" "Yes it is, lets do this together....partner." Jelly extends a arm "Partner." Bobobo takes his arm and shakes it. "Now lets go! Together we can defeat the doughnut that has ruined our lives!" Jelly yells charging at the doughnut as dramatic music plays in the background "Yes Jelly! We CAN defeat the monster!" Bobobo yells beside Jelly "YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" They both yelled as they come to the large doughnut as the screen turns white. Then suddenly we see that Bobobo has turned into a shovel as Jelly uses him to clear a path around the doughnut, calm wintery music plays. "Need to clear the snow in order to drive in this weather." Jelly says taking a break from shoveling "Your right honey! We still need to take the kid to school!" Don says wearing woman's clothing and lipstick. "No! I want to play in the snow!" Kid Bobobo says diving into the doughnut. "Come on dear, lets give him a break, he's been through so much already." Jelly says still holding the Bobobo shovel. "Ok but I still need to go to work." Don says going to a house that was infront of the doughnut. "Don't worry, I'll get this out of the way dear!" Jelly says going back to shoveling the 'snow'. "Grrr, where is Bobobo?!" Beauty says angrily "And Pinkie! She disappeared again, maybe she went to Bobobo's hair again!" Twilight says looking out a window. "And that rude orange star thing is with her! Who knows what they're doing to her!" Rarity says loudly "I'm more worried that they may not come back in time to stop those....baldy bald people he spoke of." Celestia says rather calmly "Don't worry, when he gets back I'll be sure to take him to Baldy bald so that we can stop them!" Beauty says Just then the door opens and Bobobo walks in. Beauty walks to him and huffs "Where have you been?" "Hey! My name is Bobobo-bo bo-bobo! I'm your one and only nose hair champion! If you want to have the world saved by yours truly then leave a message after the tone! To send a call back number, press 5." Bobobo says Beauty then pokes Bobobo and he topples forward being a cardboard cutout with a phone taped on the back. Beauty stands there looking at the cardboard cut out. "...This happens to you on a daily basis?" Luna asks "No, more like every minute of my life..." Then the real Bobobo walks in, eatting a cupcake. "Where have you been...?" Beauty asks "Life, that's where I've been." Bobobo says as he walks inside followed by Don and Jelly, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's hair and lands beside Twilight. "Right....so lets get a move on before Baldy bald and his guys get all the hair of Eques-" "NOOOO! My cupcake is gone now!! Who keeps doing this monstrous deed?!" Bobobo says cutting off Beauty looking at his bare hand. "Maybe....you ate it?" Beauty says irritated "...Maybe I did, or else I'm not a duck!" Bobobo says turning into a lizard "That's not a duck! It's a reptile!" Beauty says with the shocked look. "I'm not a reptile, I'm a turkey!" Bobobo says turning into a fish "Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!" Don says cheerfully "YEAH!" Bobobo and Jelly say turning into different styled art. They gathered around and put there fists in the center. "ROCK" "PAPER" "SCISSORS!" Don put out paper as well as Bobobo, Jelly put out rock. "Aw, how come this fist doesn't put out the thing I want it to..." Jelly says sadly Everyone watches this as Don cheers for his victory "Ok Bobobo, are you ready to face defeat?!" Don says making a handsome face. "Let me ask you that Don Patch! Are you ready face the truth?!" Bobobo says making the same face, only his sun glasses make it hard to tell. They put their fists to the center. "ROCK" "PAPER" "SCISSORS" "TURKEY!!" Bobobo yells and hits Don with a banhammer Don Patch turns into a fish "Gobble gobble gobble gobble!" "The truth will turn you into a rooster." Bobobo says turning away "But it will also make you become what you dreamed....of being a drum in a marching band!" He does a pose as a marching band rolls through the background. "Ok guys you are acting stranger than usual now!" Beauty says with the same shocked look....what more can I say? "Well, if you are done breaking logic would you mind if you go and stop that Baldy bald fellow before things get out of hoof?" Luna says with a glare Bobobo, Don, and Jelly salute "Of course! We'll take the ponies with us so that they will tell us where everything is!" Twilight steps forward "I'm willing to go, we don't need anymore villains here in Equestria." "Then you and your friends go along with Bobobo and the others, just be careful not to lose your hair...." Celestia says Everyone nods and Bobobo turns into a large wagon outside. "Hop on in! I'll take ya everywhere!" Everyone hops in the Bobo-wagon, Bobo-wagon then showed it's rockets and sped away. "THIS IS NOT A NICE CALM WAGON RIDE!!" Beauty says holding onto her head. Celestia and Luna watch as they zoom off "....I don't think it's going to be a easy journey." Chapter 5: HI! Billy Mays here!We join our heroes as they ride across the green lands of Equestria, Bobo-wagon was carrying everyone. Pinkie stood on Bobo-wagon's head while playing ten instruments, Twilight was reading a map as beauty looked over it with her. Fluttershy and Jelly Jiggler were having a tea party with Don Patch as a tea kettle. "So where are we going exactly?" Beauty asks "According to the princess, the main cause of the attacks have been from Manehattan. If we continue at this speed we'll be there in a couple of days..." "No worries! We have plenty of time!" Bobo-wagon says while eating a sandwich "Yeah right! Baldy bald may have already gotten most of the ponies there!" Beauty yells Suddenly Don appears on screen "Actually Baldy bald is taking a nap! See for yourself!" Don grabs the screen and moves it to Manehattan, and there lay Baldy bald....sleeping in his chair. "See? Ok to being a tea thing!" Don moves the screen back to Bobo-wagon and the others. "OH NO! BEAUTY! I NEED TO HEAD TO AMERICA TO GET MY SHIPMENT OF BONGOS!" Bobo-wagon suddenly spits out. "Well it's kinda too late now..." "Nonsense we can just go through that portal over there." Jelly says pointing to a portal infront of them "Hey! Isn't that the same portal we talked to?!" Beauty says with a shocked look "Wait! You mean we're going into YOUR world?!" Twilight says with the same shocked look "Yup! Isn't it great?!" Don says still a tea kettle and nearly scaring Fluttershy half to death. They all sped towards the portal, or Bobo-wagon sped towards the portal that carried them all in which turn that they all were speeding to it I uh.......NEVER MIND! They all went into the portal and came into America, with all the signs having Japanese lettering! "Here we are! Chinatown!" Bobo-wagon says with glee "Chinatown?! But the lettering is Japanese!!" Beauty yells with a shocked look Bobo-wagon rolls up to a random store, knocking on the door with his head. The door opens and out comes a bull washing a cup with a pink wash cloth. "Yes?" It asks "Hi, I ordered a shipment of bongos from here, do you have it yet?" Bobo-wagon says "Are you Bobobo-bo bo-bobo?" "Yes." The bull goes back inside the store, there was a long silence. "Well....best on get back to Equestria so that evil feller you talked about won't do anything else!" Applejack says "SHHHH!" Bobo-wagon and Don says, Don was in one of the instruments that Pinkie held. After a while the bull came out with a large box "Here you go....NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!" The bull kicks the box and Bobo-wagon and the others is sent backwards into a portal. They all land hard on the ground, Bobobo turned back into himself and flaps his hands to fly a bit, then makes a dive bomb to the ground and goes inside the ground, feet and all. Beauty and the others slowly get up as Don rolls around as a plate, he falls over and breaks into several pieces. Fluttershy runs over to Don And puts him together again, then all the kings horses and all the kings men ran by with Jelly in the lead being CHASED by them holding an egg. "Ugh....Where's Bobobo?" Beauty asks "I think your friend got himself dug under..." Rainbow says hovering over a small hole Everyone gathers around the hole and a small plant sprouts out, then grows bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER AND SO ON AND SO FORTH! The plant was as big as the group and a side opens up, and there was Bobobo sitting on a plant like seat. "I got a car, it came with my bongos" Bobobo says holding up a turkey. "YEAH! BONGOS!" Don grabs the turkey and starts slapping it's belly. The turkey chirps loudly and then moos, there was a long silence. Don then suddenly yells "THESE AREN'T BONGOS! THIS IS A GONG!" He then throws the turkey out the door of the.....plant car. Bobobo runs to the door and reaches out "NOOOO! MY CHERRY MIXER!" The turkey then cries and a dramatic moment appears "You knew my purpose...Didn't you?" "Of course I did! I just said Bongos so I could surprise my friends!" Bobobo says with a stream of tears "You were doing good....but now, I must be gone from this world..." The turkey then slowly disappears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bobobo says dropping to his knees Twilight and the others stood outside of the plant car staring at Bobobo with their mouth agape. Don walks over to Bobobo and puts a hand on his shoulder, then Bobobo grabs Don and runs outside of the plant car a bit then turns around. "Let's play football!" Don says turning into a football as Bobobo held him. Jelly then shows up with some pieces of jelly missing from him "I'm game for some football! Pass it to me!" Bobobo kicks the football at Jelly and Jelly gets hit in the face, then slowly melts. Don rolls over to Applejack. "So you just kick the ball?" She asks "Yeah, right over in that goal over there!" Bobobo says pointing to a goal. Applejack looks at Don and he waves at her, she then goes around him, raises her legs and bucks him into the goal. Don goes flying to the goal and hits the net, Applejack rears up and cheers, Don is now stuck on the net. "What the..." Rainbow says flying over "Oh yeah, the goal net is made of spider's web." Bobobo says "WHAT?!" Don yells "I thought this was yogurt!" "HELP! I don't know who I am! Who are you people?! What is this thing?!" Says a random person coming through a portal holding a spatula. Bobobo puts a hand on the person's head "You are my partner and best friend. We've been on many adventures together. We've defeated the evil dark overlord and brought peace to the land. Your name is Justin Time. You have a wife and 6 kids, and you have a pet flamingo. And you hate chocolate." The person looks up to Bobobo "Really?" "HECK NO!!" Bobobo says punching the person in the face sending him back into the portal. "Why'd you punch him?! He needed help!" Beauty says with the shocked look out of many in this story. The portal stays there and mocks them with witty insults. "We need to patch this up!" Don says "But with what? There's nothing here to use...." Fluttershy says "Indeed, besides how are we going to patch up a portal?" Rarity says looking at it "Maybe with this guy?" Pinkie says pulling a ghost nearby "Who is that?" Twilight and Beauty ask Bobobo, Jelly, and Don gasp as they look at the ghost. The ghost then pulls a screen infront of itself. The screen fizzes and this is what plays: Bobobo picks up a phone and dials a number "Hi! I would like some Mighty Putty!" Then in his hand the phone turns into 6 sticks of mighty putty "WOWZAH! That was fast!" Don cheers Jelly went to Bobobo and looked at the mighty putty, everyone but Pinkie looked at the ghost and it shrugged and waved goodbye as it fades away. Bobobo then walks over to the portal and mashed the mighty putty until it turned white, then spread it on the portal and had it sealed up. The portal stays for a second and then disappears. "YEAH!!" The group cheers "PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME!!!" Pinkie yells bouncing around everyone. "NO WAY!!" Don says loudly wearing gentlemen clothing and a smoke pipe in his mouth "We should have a party in a more fancy matter that can ease everyone's mind a bit." Pinkie stares at Don and then says "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Then dashes to everyone putting fancy clothing on them. Beauty looks at her clothing and does a spin, everyone else looks at their clothes as Rarity gets excited in a formal way. "Now party time?" Pinkie asks rather excited Don looks at Pinkie and then Jelly suddenly appears on his face and says "Yes and we can do anything in this party" "HEY! GET OFF MY FACE!!" Don says punching Jelly in the face which in turn hits his own face at the same time. "Hey no fighting in the party!" Bobobo says picking them up and carrying them away "HEY! Where are you taking us?!" Jelly says worried Don and Jelly suddenly appear in a wagon cage with Bobobo walking away saying "Take them to the zoo" "YOU MONSTER!" "LET US FREE!" Pinkie looks at Bobobo and frowns "Why'd you do that?" "They were fighting Pinkie, they had to go to the zoo and be taught a lesson." Bobobo says looking at her. ".....So are they gone?" Twilight asks "No, they'll be around in the next episode." Bobobo says looking at Twilight Twilight wore a confused look as the others were confused as well. "Well can we still party?" Pinkie asks "OF COURSE!!" Bobobo says ripping off his clothing and wearing a lighted suit "LET'S CONGA!" And everyone partied and did the conga. Meanwhile on the ride to the zoo, Don patch and Jelly Jiggler were playing a game. "2 of hearts..." "Ace of diamonds....." "7 of clubs....." "King of spades....." "Well that's all of them Jelly, what do you want to do now?" Don asks as they ran out of cards seeing as they tossed them out of the cage bars and onto the road. "Let's play 'I Spy'!" Jelly says with glee "YAY! I love I Spy!!" "But before we start I need to ask the audience something." "Go ahead, I'll see what I can find" Jelly then looks at you all and says "Hi, Jelly Jiggler here with a poll for you all! This will determine the ending and what the last chapter of the story will be about! Narrator, if you please." Okay, so this is the Poll here! Which is the best Bobobo Character of these 4? Is it: A. Beauty B. Don Patch C. Bobobo-bo bo-bobo D. Jelly Jiggler Once the final chapter is near this poll shall set the final pieces together! Until next time! Bye bye! Author's Note Tribute to Billy Mays, and brought to you by: Mighty Putty! The easy way to fix, fill, and seal virtually anything fast, and make it last! Chapter 6: How'd we do that?Last we left our heroes they were partying like no other! As Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler spend some time at the Zoo, lets take a look! "Back! Back! No ape is going to make me look silly!" Don yells as he swings his Jelly sword at ponies that walked by looking at the orange star curiously. A guard of the zoo rose up behind them with eyes gleaming with a spine tingling stare "What do you think you're doing?" Jelly turned back to himself wearing glasses "Well it would seem that my associate was using me as a sword that to defend himself in which that everyone should be aware. Now, if you have any problems with that please feel free to take it up with my attorney." Jelly steps aside to show his attorney, he stood tall and proud, towering over the pony. The pony stood there in silence as it looks at the tall attorney. "Hey hey hey! We are on the road once more! When we get to the place that we need to go, we will, we will, we will ROCK YOU!" Bobo-wagon sings as the group starts to ride to Manehattan "Bobobo! You're mixing up songs again!" Beauty says riding Bobo-wagon "Oh....SAY WHAT, BOBOBO! SA-SA-SAY WHAT, BOBOBO!" Bobo-wagon starts to sing "So your friends truly act like this?" Rarity asks wearing one of her hats to help the wind not mess up her mane. "Yes....sadly, but they are always fun to hang around at some points." Beauty says with a smile. "I'm still confused by how they can change into certain things beauty." Twilight says looking at Bobo-wagon who was still singing. "Well it's best if you don't think about it too much and let it happen." Beauty says laying back "I think they're the best things to happen! I already learned how to do some of their stuff!" Pinkie says waving her hooves in the air. Rainbow facehoofs "Great....just what we need..." "Well show us one Pinkie." Applejack says Pinkie takes a breath and then curls up and turns into a ball "Ta da!" her mane and face were still there. Beauty sits up and looks over to her "Not bad, but I don't think you'll even come close to what these guys do. Just saying though." she lays back down. Pinkie bounces to Bobo-wagon's head and starts to bounce there, Fluttershy was resting on the floor as this happened. They continued for a bit before they hit a large tower in the way of where they were going. Bobo-wagon turned back into Bobobo and says "LOOK! It's one of the many towers of Baldy bald!" Twilight groans as she gets up from being tossed after hitting the tower "How many are there?" "I have no idea! There could be hundreds upon thousands! And we need to go through each one in order to defeat Baldy bald completely!" "WHAT?!" Everyone says at once. Beauty then looks up and sighs "Or there's only about 10...." she points to the tower showing it was 1/10 Everyone sighs in relief as they look at the tall and dark looking tower. Fluttershy shakes as she looks at it, it's dark and disturbing nature of it stares into her soul. "Welp! What are we waiting for?!" Bobobo says going behind everyone "LET'S GO INSIDE!" He then pushes them inside the tower. The tower was so large and so threatening, everyone tried to push away from it but Bobobo keeps pushing them like a bull. Once inside they were surprised at what they saw,they were in the most dangerous room of the tower.... Filled with pink fluff and flowers everywhere, bunnies hop around the floor as the whole tower shined from the top down. In the middle of the tower was a large throne that had vines growing around it and a woman sat on it petting an orange and blue rabbit. The woman was wearing a blue suit with long blue hair and had piercing green eyes. "Ah...Welcome Bobobo, we've been waiting for thou to arrive. Now that thou has arrived, we shall destroy thou in thy chamber of misery" The woman says as the room around gleams in it's..........pinkness. Bobobo stands tall and says "No matter how deadly you may sound, you'll never take my butterfly net!" He holds out a net "AHHH! A NET!!" A bunny yells and hides in Bobobo's hair. The woman laughs as she stands up holding the orange and blue rabbit "We've done more than that! We've taken your precious NOODLES!" She takes a hand and holds out a bowl of steaming noodles. Bobobo gasps as he see them "NOODLES!! YOU'RE HERE!!" he drops the net and starts to run to the woman. The woman slightly tilts the bowl and water slightly pours out which made Bobobo stop as the noodles seemingly scream in pain. "Come any closer and we'll pour all the water out of thy noodles!" "Please.....help us!" The noodles cry out. Bobobo clenched in fist and put it up in the air, then suddenly turns into an octopus and says "I'd love to, but which arm are you willing to take?" The woman stands there looking at Octo-Bo "...Is this real life?" she asks looking at the others behind him Rarity answers "How should we know?" The woman sighs and spills more juice from the noodles "Now Bobobo, are you really going to-" "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!! TIME FOR WORK!!" Bobobo suddenly yells smacking the woman with piles of papers that have to do with finding a job, going to a job, working while you work, a job for finding a job, and other stuff that has to do with jobs and....stuff. "NOOOOO, not work! I hate to work! I'm only here because this is my house!" The woman says loudly Bobobo suddenly slams on a desk that rose up from the ground "But if you're here then you have to pay house taxes and if you don't work THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!" Bobobo punches the woman clean out the wall. "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SAFEAUTO!!" The woman screams as her hair comes off on impact of Bobobo's fist. The woman's hair floats down ontop of the desk as the blue and orange rabbit sniffs it. Fluttershy goes over and cuddles the rabbit. "Oooh, you're so cute. I could just hug you all day!" Fluttershy says "I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT CUTE!" The rabbit yells suddenly Fluttershy eeps and falls over frozen stiff. The rabbit then forms into Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, along side of a spiky haired lawyer looking fellow. "Well blow our cover why don't ya?!" The lawyer yells at Don "HEY, I'm keeping you here only because you got me out of that pudding problem I got into at the zoo!" Don yells back "I didn't even say I wanted to come along you little orange star thing!" The lawyer says as he stomps on Don. "Hey Jelly, who's the new guy?" Bobobo asks "Hey Bobobo, this is my attorney. He helped us out with not getting caught at the zoo, but Don Patch wanted him to stay because he helped him out of a certain pudding problem with one of the animals..." Jelly answers "Oooh, yeah. Pudding is one of his weaknesses in this story..." ".......I don't even want to know." Twilight says looking at the four. "It's best not to know.." Beauty says "So who are you exactly?" Rainbow asks flying over to the attorney The attorney looks over to Rainbow and stares at her "....I'm not in some fairytale world am I?" "Fairytale?? What the hay are you talking about?" "Well for starters, you're a flying horse that is talking and has rainbow colored hair." ".....AND?!" Rainbow says irritated "Well to me that is illogical since they cannot exist since they are the imagination of ones mind." "WHAT DO YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!" Bobobo says kicking the attorney away The attorney is sent flying out of the wall with a label at the top right corner with a boot saying "Bobobo [boot] Attorney". The attorney soon randomly comes back in an instant with the same expression. "....What just happened there?" Applejack asks "Reference to a game cowpony." Don says smoking a pipe standing next to her "Who are you?! Don't bother trying to figure out anything right now just tell us who. You. Are!!" Rainbow says poking the attorney The attorney backed up a bit "Alright! Fine! Just give me a moments rest!" After a while he finally speaks up "My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm an attorney that defends people against certain crimes that they may or may have not committed." Bobobo suddenly says "Welcome aboard Phoenix bird! We're about to go to the next Tower of Baldy bald! Come with us!!" He suddenly turns into a van and honks his nose for a horn sound. "What?! Why should I come with you?" Phoenix says loudly. "Because the only way we can get back is defeating Baldy bald and having the pretty princess use her magic to send us back!!" Don says running around Phoenix like a little kid "Ugh....fine. At least I'll have someone to talk to besides these freaks." Phoenix says walking to the group of ponies. and Beauty. "Welcome to the group partner!" Applejack says patting Phoenix on the back. Van-o-Bo opens the door to him "Get in and I'll take ya to the next tower!" Everyone gets in Van-o-Bo and Van-o-Bo drives off with 'What is Love' playing on the radio, Everyone bops their head to the song except maybe Rarity. You know how she is with getting her hair messed up. And maybe Fluttershy since she fainted...she got dragged by Rainbow to Van-o-Bo. Until next time! Byes! Author's Note I had a random lack of randomness and inspiration to write this! BUT, it's here so ENJOY IT! :3 Chapter 7: Wasn't this....you know....a Bobobo Story?As Bobobo and the gang head to the next Baldy Bald tower in the Van-o-Bo, they have picked up ace attorney Phoenix Wright. Why he's here or how he got here, is a mystery. SO LETS FIND OUT! "So, mister Phoenix, how did you get here?" Twilight asks Phoenix looks over to the purple mare and says "Well I honestly don't know, one minute I was in my office and the next a random purple portal comes in and takes me here." "So how'd you meet Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch?" Beauty asks "They, for some reason, helped me. When I got out of the portal, it just went crazy and started to attack me with....clouds that were hard as rock." Phoenix sighs as he rubs the bridge of his nose. "Yeah, but luckily that portal just had a headache. We got it to calm down and go away." Jelly says "I'm going to guess that I'm going to go crazy if I stay here long enough." "As long as you have other people to talk to OTHER than these guys, you'll be fine" Beauty says with a smile. "I hope Applebloom's alright with Bag Macintosh." Applejack says worried "No need to worry Apples! I've got her and her friends right here!" Pinkie says pulling Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo out of Jelly Jiggler. The Cutie Mark Crusaders wobbled their heads as they see where they were and start to crowd Don, Jelly, and Phoenix. "Dude, why are you made of jelly?" Scootaloo asks Poking Jelly "Why is ya hair all spiky like that?" Applebloom asks pointing to Phoenix's hair "Are you an Orange with spikes or are you a sun prop?" Sweetie Belle asks sitting on Don Don threw Sweetie Belle off his head and starts to run around mouthing words, but he seems to be silent. Phoenix stares that Applebloom and says "I have it like this, I personally like it like this." Jelly pokes Scootaloo back "Because I am, you got a problem with that?" "Ok...everypony just calm down." Twilight says loudly Everyone stays silent as Twilight looks at them all, then eyes Pinkie. "Pinkie! Why'd you bring the girls here? It's only going to get them in danger!" "Well sorry Twilight! I thought they'd like to come with us since they always want to get their cutie marks! Maybe they could get them out here!" Pinkie says standing on Don "YEAH!! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HEROES!!!" The CMC yell together. Twilight sighs and says "Just keep back so that you don't get hur- WHOA What a bump!" Van-o-Bo bumped on what is now a bunch of tiny black bricks, but they continue on. As they continue a faint yell was heard as it grows louder and louder and LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER! "What's that noise?" Rainbow asks "You got me." Applejack replies Suddenly something smacked on the Van-o-Bo's windshield, everyone looks as they see it was a large man wearing a red shirt and black vest, a belt of bullets around him, sloppy pants and hard boots, he was bald and had large hands. He looks at the group through the windshield and yells randomly. "STOOOP!" Then Van-o-Bo stops instantly, tossing the large man away some. Everyone gets out of Van-o-Bo and goes over to the large man, Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and pokes the man. "I think he's another coming through different universes...or he's a chunky piece of meat!" Jelly says Everyone was silent and the man looks at Jelly and says "You don't know who you're dealing with jelly man." The large man gets up and pats his vest, Twilight walks up to him. "Uh.....Who are you, why are you here?" The large man blinks at Twilight and pats her head "Little horsy talks! This good!" Twilight blinks and asks again "...Who are you sir? Why are you here?" "Dah, I am Heavy Weapons Guy and I'm not sure where I am. One minute I'm brushing Sasha, the next I fall from sky!" He points up to the sky. "Sasha? Who's that?" Fluttershy asks quietly "My gun." "Oh...." "So...wait...why is this happening?" Twilight asks "We defeated another tower of Baldly Bald, I think that when that happens a portal opens...Who knows who'll we'll meet next!!" Bobobo says doing a head stand with his afro. Twilight and the group facehoofs "...Great...." Bobobo turns back into Van-o-Bo and everyone gets in as they head off to find the next Baldy bald tower. Heavy was singing a simple song that consists of no words. "So....Why is he coming with us?" Rainbow whispers to Twilight "Well if what Bobobo says is true, the next tower we defeat will make a portal show, having them to go back to their worlds." Twilight answers "So Bobobo, how'd we defeat that last tower? I didn't even see it." Beauty asks A phone rang inside Van-o-Bo and Beauty picks it up "H-Hello?" "Well we defeated it because I accidentally ran right over it! Was very small." Bobobo says through the phone "Oh...Well I hope we can get the rest of the towers done soon!" Beauty says "I don't know Beauty, maybe, maybe not. It all depends on how much cheese and moon rocks we have." "Since when did we have cheese?" "SINCE FOREVER BEAUTY!! CHEESE IS AWESOME!" Beauty sighs and hangs the phone up, she goes over to the others and sits on one of the chairs. Heavy was sitting with Fluttershy as they just look at each other. Rainbow was extremely bored, the CMC were poking Don to find out what he was, Phoenix was looking out a window, Applejack and Rarity were talking to one another, Pinkie was swiming through Jelly Jiggler, and Twilight was reading a book. They come to a stop and everyone gets out to see what was the trouble, Van-o-Bo was crying and had a wobbly mouth. "Bobobo? What's wrong?" Jelly asks "I forgot....I can't read...." Van-o-Bo says "But...how come you could read the math problems back when we were with king nosehair and had to take school with a bunch of boxed beans?" Don asks poking Van-o-Bo's glasses. "That wasn't me.....it was my twin brother....." Van-o-Bo says sadly "Wait...there's two of you?" Twilight and the group asks Suddenly Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and rolls around still crying "Yeah, and he was the best brother ever. We always had fun times playing football, tennis, afro hockey, monkey baseball, king crab baskets, the-" Suddenly a man with a white beard, white eye, and horns comes into view with a fire infront of him saying "Get on with it!" Then another man appears saying "YEAH! Get on with it!" Then an army shows up yelling "GET ON WITH IT!" Bobobo then pushes the scene aside and says "FINE! I won't tell you I'll just have the theater tell you!" Bobobo crosses his arms and pouts. Huh? We're back on? Oh... WELL Welcome back to the blast to the past. I little surprising episode that uh....wait....BOBOBO HAD A TWIN BROTHER?! uh um.....Bo? "Bobobo was once just a single child, that is until he had a twin brother pop in from another universe that looked exactly like him and sounded just like him. They got along very well and often traded places when they were bored, or they just wanted to pull some pranks." "There is not much about Bobobo's brother, but what is certain....WE HAVE NO BUCKING IDEA WHO IS WHO ANYMORE!! PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE! I'M JUST A HAIRBALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!" Suddenly a large hairball with a face comes into view "THIS IS TORTURE! I DON'T NEED TO BE IN HERE! OH NO!! THE COTTON CANDY GUARDS ARE COMING! AAAAAAAAAH!" it runs away from two puffs of cotton candy. Bobobo sits on the ground drinking tea as the rest just blankly look at him with confusion, then he suddenly gets up and turns back into Van-o-Bo. "LETS GO PEOPLES! WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME!" Van-o-Bo yells as a large arm comes out of the door and grabs everyone and pulls them into Van-o-Bo. Van-o-Bo then drives off, but behind was Don Patch who is about to say something. "Hey Viewers! We are having a little problem with keeping this series up! There will be about 3 more different characters coming up, it will be at complete random of who the writer chooses! SO BE PREPARED FOR THAT!! Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter cause I did! Byes!" Don then pops away and the screen fades to black. Then suddenly Don appears on the screen grabbing it and throwing it around yelling "YOU DID LIKE IT! I KNOW YOU DID! DON'T LIE TO ME! ROAR!!" Then he disappears again. Chapter 8: Head and Shoulders, Knees and ToesLast we left our heroes we had some complaints about the story not being too funny, well in this chapter we shall fix that statement and bring in someone you all know and love. His name is Discord, and for some reason he's sitting right beside me.... "What? Do you expect me to be somewhere else ol chap?" Well I expect you to be in the story and not with me, I'm the narrator... Nobody likes the narrator... "Oh pffffft, that's nonsense! I frankly enjoy your company in this little enclosed area. And I do say, that the vase there needs some more color..." *ZAP* WHAT THE?! WHY?! WHY IS IT MOVING?! IT HAVE A MOUTH AND EVERYTHI- AHHHHHHHH IT'S ON MY FACE!! GET IT OFF!! "Ahahahaha~! Anyway everypony, here's your new chapter for Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!!!!" "I'm getting hungry" Don Patch says being held upside down by Sweetie Belle "Well you're in luck! We just arrived at the next Baldy Bald Tower!!" Van-o-Bo says as he stops infront of a non-finished tower with several workers sitting around a campfire having lunch. The group of workers looks over to Van-o-Bo as everyone gets out, one of them goes over to them with his arms behind his back. "Who are you and why are you here?" The worker asks Van-o-Bo transforms back into Bobobo, but in a doll costume and says "WE ARE THE GREAT PREFORMERS OF THIS LAND! I am Bebebe-be be-bebe and this is Din Latch" Don appears out of Bobo- er Bebebe's hair with face paint that looks like a sun and does a sumo pose. "And Kelly Beller!" Jelly slides in with a straw hat and a skirt on, he bows his head and says in a high pitched voice "NI!" The worker stares that the group infront of him as Twilight and the others stare at them as well. Phoenix sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose as Heavy puts a hand to his chin. The worker shakes his head and lets out a smile. "Well we certainly need something to get our sprirts up, we can't finish this tower because of lack of-" He was stopped short by Don's fist punching his face "YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!" The worker flew backwards and his back bent to a 90 degree angle, the worker then shook violently and started to emit sparks. "It's a robot!!" Beauty says pointing at the worker "Yes and he makes a fine table!" Jelly says sitting on a chair with the worker draped with a cloth, Bobobo and Don sat with him as they drank green tea. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Beauty says using her shocked look. Jeez how long has it been since the last one? The robot worker then snapped back into place and says in a robotic tone "Mission has been compromised, activating back-up plan." Twilight then says "Oh no...Everypony stand back!" Everyone stands back and Bobobo, Don, and Jelly stand tall still in their little outfits. The robot stands infront of them as the others come to his side, then the first robot retracts his arms and two robots jump up and latch to the sockets in the first robot's arms. Then in a flash of light they transformed into a large, horrible, terrifying, blob with one eye. Bobobo gets into a better stance and says "Beauty! Get the others out of here! This thing may be dangerous!" "You're kidding right? What can that thing possibly do?" Beauty asks as a giant carrot comes out of the ground beside her. The blob's eye then shined and the carrot got up and rampaged around, making quacking noises. Everyone ran away from the giant carrot until it stopped at a stop sign being held by an orange star cop. "You sir are making quite a mess here! And you see this stop sign? It's going to eat you!" The carrot laughed and laughed until Bobobo's head pops out of the sign and eats the carrot in one chomp. Then his head filled up with red and then jumps out of the sign blowing steam from his ears and nostrils. "WOW! THAT WAS ONE SPICY CARROT!" The blob with one eye laughs and says "Yes! This is our power! We can summon giant spicy carrots!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!" "No! Not spicy carrots! They'll ruin the stew!!" Jelly says wearing a chef's hat and holding a bowl and ladle. Then suddenly thousands upon thousands of carrots pop up from the ground and rampaged through the area. Everyone tries to fight them all back. Except Bobobo, Don, and Jelly. They're riding on some while wearing cowboy hats. This went on for about 5 minutes until Bobobo stood all by his lonesome. He then starts to dance, touching his head, then his shoulders, then his knees, then his toes saying "Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes." Then out of nowhere the carrots start doing the same as Bobobo, Don appeared on Bobobo's head wearing a green skirt doing the same thing Bobobo then suddenly grabbed Don and threw him yelling "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR! MUNCH MUNCH MAN!!" Don then turns into a circle and starts to eat the carrots as walls rise from the ground. Don goes through the maze like structure eating carrots and making sounds like "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka". The blob with one eye yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are ruining my plans for the perfect carrot cake! Why must you do this?!" Jelly goes over to the blob and says this "Because we don't like carrots...well maybe the ponies but not us! Oh and there's something on your head." The blob's eye looks up to it's head and there stood Pinkie wearing a party hat "HEY! You want to see my party cannon?!?!" Pinkie disappears and then reappears with her party cannon infront of the blob as it gets sucked inside. "Huh! Never did that before! FIRE!" The party cannon shot out the blob and he went through a portal that was infront of the unfinished black tower. Phoenix and Heavy stood infront of the portal, Twilight and the girls stood behind them. "Well? This portal should take you back to where you need." Twilight says "Yes, but it would be better if it was awake..." Phoenix says as the portal snores. "PURPLE CIRCLE! WAKE UP!" Heavy yells at the portal. The portal suddenly gets up and eats Heavy, Phoenix jumps back before being eaten as well. The portal burps and lays back down. A black haired monkey wearing a large white hat with purple markings on it and a blue suit, a purple cape and white boots comes out of the portal. Twilight facehoofs as Rainbow says "Oh great...Another universe thing?" Fluttershy goes over to the monkey and asks "Who are you little guy?" The monkey glares at everyone as Don rolls around in his little circle form and says "I AM MOJO JOJO, Smartest monkey in ALL of Townsville! But it appears that I am no longer in Townsville, CURSES! I was working on my machine that could've made those stupid powerpuff girls finally be defeated!!" "Y'all is a monkey...how could ya even build something like a machine?" Applejack asks "I AM MOJO JOJO! I can do everything! And you shall call me MOJO JOJO!" "MONKEY!!" The CMC yell at the same time circling around Mojo "Ah! Annoying children! Almost like the Powerpuff Girls! SHOO SHOO! BEGONE WITH YOU!" "Hey now! We can't have that sort of attitude! Go in the split end dungeon!" Bobobo says as he picks Mojo up and puts him in his afro "I shall return!!!" Mojo says before the afro closes. "Alright! Another Tower is defeated! Now Bobobo turn into a van so we can- ...Bobobo?" Beauty says as she looks at the now deflated Bobobo "I ran out of steam Beauty....can't go vroom vroom anymore.." Bobobo says as his deflated arms flail about. "BUT DON'T WORRY!" Jelly and Don say out loud "I've got the ride covered" They both show their cars in which beauty says "BUT THEY BOTH SUCK!" in that wonderful shocked look "OH WAIT! I think I have a car....somewhere in..." Pinkie says as she goes through Rarity's hair "Oh goodness me! What is this?!" "AH HA! FOUND IT!" Pinkie says coming out of Fluttershy's hair with the Hot Air Balloon "...Pinkie, how long was that in my hair...?" Fluttershy asks as she looks to the balloon "Don't know!" Pinkie giggles as she hops in the balloon. Beauty folds up the deflated Bobobo and gets in the balloon, Twilight and the gang get in as well. "WELL WE'LL JUST TAKE OUR CARS TO THE NEXT TOWER!" Don yells as he and jelly get in their cars and revved their engines and raced off. "But that's where.." Twilight started to say before Don and Jelly fall into the sea "The sea line is.." "So the next tower should be in the north! Or up in the sky!" Bobobo says pointing his deflated finger up The balloon floats off the ground and taps the unfinished Tower, it then turns into cubes and falls to the side. "Ahahahahaaa! What A lovely chapter that was today. Wouldn't you say so Narrator?" MMMMMPPPPHHHH!! "Oh it seems your in quite the jam" *Slurp* "MMMM....Strawberry. GAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAAA! Next chapter shall be "Where'd the monkey run off to?!". Have a chaotic day my little ponies! Ha Ha..." Chapter 9: Where'd the Monkey Run off to?WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! This story is back?! HU-FREAKING-ZZAH!! Now my little ponies, the author is most sorry for this wait. School work has led him to forget his own password for the site and forget about the site itself. Now on with the story!! While Bobobo was still deflated and being used for a table cloth for the CMC, everyone was using the hot air balloon that pinkie found in Fluttershy's mane after going into Rarity's mane first. Somehow Don and Jelly grew wings and flew back up to the balloon and got on, their wings being turned into cardboard. In the distance, they all see a spinning object. Wondering what it may be, they go towards it. Rainbow flew past the balloon to get a better view. Bobobo then suddenly inflated back to his normal self, being covered in make up that Sweeite Belle put on him. "There it is" Bobobo says taking a captains pose. "There...what is?" Beauty asks "The next tower" Bobobo points to the spinning object. "It turns out the Spinning object was actually the tower itself just spinning out of control. The purpose? BECAUSE IT'S A FLYING TOWER CONTROLLED BY A GUY JUST SITTING ON SOME BICYCLE THING HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!!" Don suddenly yells out Twilight and the others just stare at him with confusion Jelly Jiggler then says "That's not how you tell a story, THIS is how you tell a story!" Twilight then asks Beauty "What are they talking about?" where Beauty just shrugs with embarrassment. "In the distance that Bobobo pointed, was the spinning object. It would seem that the spinning object would be a black colored tower and just right below it, was a man sitting on a seat pedaling as if to hold up the tower itself. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash was just flying by the balloon after returning to tell what I have just said with a disturbed look on her face" Bobobo claps as his afro opens up to show a crowd that cheered saying "That's the best I've heard! You deserve a medal! WOOHOO GO JELLY! Yeah! WOO! Why am I here..?" Don pouts in a corner saying while making a face "Mine was WAY better than that long boring thing." The balloon then hovers over to the man who was smiling a wide smile looking at the group. Twilight stood infront and clears her throat. "Um, hello! could you possibly bring that back to the ground?" She asks politely The man just stares at the group with closed happy eyes. "Hey!" Rainbow says getting infront of the mans face "Get that thing back down to the ground right now!" The man continues to just stare at the group with a wide smile and closed happy eyes. Then suddenly a large long black tentacle swipes at Rainbow as she is knocked back into the balloon. Then the spinning tower starts to spin more rapidly as it merges into one, creating a large disc. The disc then opens up a large blue eye that looks straight at the group, when this happened the girls scream in horror. Then suddenly Bobobo climbs to the ledge of the balloon and jumps to the disc eye wearing a baseball uniform. "I'm going to take you to the ball game! Batter up!!" Bobobo yells. Then another tentacle smacks Bobobo back to the balloon, only to be transformed into a baseball. "HEY! That's not fair! I was supposed to be the batter!" Ball-bo says to the disc eye. "Ok...how are we supposed to fight that thing?" Beauty asks looking at the disc eye "Don Patch! NOW!" Bobobo says having turned to normal holding his hand up. "Right!" Don says jumping up and curling into a ball, shining and turning into an orange candy landing on Bobobo's hand. Bobobo then eats the candy, after a few seconds Bobobo disappears. And in his place, purple smoke rises out from nowhere and there stood a tall man with long green hair. Wearing a blue shoulder pad on his left shoulder and wearing white robes. He also wears a red cape, a purple gem on his forehead with two golden wings coming out from one side, he wears two triangle earrings on both ears and gazes at the disc with with his blue eye. The green hair covers his other eye. "We are Bobopatch! You are no match for us!" Bobopatch says as he draws forth a green onion. Bobopatch lunges forwards yelling "Don Patch Sword!!" Then suddenly out of nowhere comes a large purple object tackling the disc eye yelling "KING NOSEHAIR INTERRUPTION!!" The seemingly king nosehair slaps the disc eye silly and says "You've been a bad boy go home to your mommy and tell her what you've done!" The disc eye cries and floats away to it's mom and tells her about what happened, then the mom tells the disc eye to go back to school in which the disc eye is back with King Nosehair. "Ah, back for more eh?" King Nosehair says cracking his knuckles He then lunges forwards with his fist, the disc eye is now in fright. then suddenly King Nosehair slams on a teachers desk wearing a headband. "Remember! You need to pass this riddle in order to get to the next class! Does everyone understand?!" King nosehair says to the class which consists of the disc eye and rows of boxed beans. King Nosehair then writes down a very tough math problem and says "Now solve this here riddle!" The disc eye was then muttering to itself about how to solve it, then suddenly the bell rings and a large whale passes through the cloud classroom carrying the disc eye away into space. With a tinkle and a boom the disc eye was no more and the whale lived happily in space. King Nosehair sighs and says "Well my work here is done!" Meanwhile, Bobopatch stares at King Nosehair with angered eyes so detailed that they took up his whole face. "That was our battle! TAKE THIS!" Bobopatch says as he draws out the Green onion again. "Don Patch Sword!!" Bobopatch yells as he strikes King Nosehair with it as he is frozen with fear. After a few seconds King Nosehair turns into a cloud and then pops into confetti and then bursts into water that falls down to the ground, then Bobopatch boards the balloon and shines. Bobobo and Don Patch were then sleeping on the floor boards. Everyone looks at them with either awe or a confused look. Twilight shook her head and says "Not going to ask, we got another tower down, that's good enough for me" Everyone nods as they float back down to the ground. When they reach the bottom Bobobo suddenly sits up and his afro pops open, everyone looks at him waiting for what ever happens next with worry. Except Pinkie where she excitedly waits. Bobobo then pops out of his own afro and asks "Where'd the monkey run off too?!" He then grabs everyone and pulls them into the afro. Down down down down the seemingly never ending fall of the afro they fell. Well they reach the bottom and see what happens?! Will they find that monkey?! Find out, in the next action packed chapter of BOBOBO Z! Er...I mean Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!!
Chapter 1: HEY HEY!! Let's start this thing!!"BOBOBO! What are you doing up there?!" Calls the voice of Beauty. Beauty stands at the bottom of a flag pole as she looks up, her short pink hair flowing slightly in the breeze. She was wearing a white short shelve shirt with red shelves, teal pants curled up at the bottom with a heart buckled belt, she's wearing round black shoes. She was also wearing blue jeweled earrings, along with black circular wrist accessories. Above her, a man was swinging by his nose hairs on the pole like a flag. He was very built, has large shoulders, thin legs, and markings on his arms. He has an large yellow afro, wearing sun glasses, a simple blue tee-shirt that doesn't cover some of his belly, long black pants that were torn at the end, and brown shoes. "I'm learning the way of the flag Beauty! I shall become..." He suddenly changes into a turtle "A true nose haired flag!" "What?! That's not a flag that's a turtle!!" Beauty says looking shocked at Turtle Bobobo. "Hey is that Bobobo?" Someone says behind Beauty. Beauty looks behind her to see a orange star looking thing with arms and legs, along with a face, looking up at Turtle Bobobo. "Hi Don Patch, can you knock some sense into B-....Where'd he go?" Beauty took her eyes off of Don Patch for just a second and he was gone. She looks up to see that Don Patch turned into a monkey. "Now I can learn the way of the flag too!!" He cheers "Why are you two acting like that?!" Beauty says looking shocked again. "Hey, that looks fun" Another voice says behind Beauty Beauty turns to see a block human sized of blue jelly, only thing to say about it that it's blue, has a face, and looks like a blocky human with no hands or feet. "Hey Jelly Jiggler, I'm trying to get them down so we could go somewhere on our day off..." Beauty says with a slight annoyed tone. Jelly walked over to the flag pole and called out to the two animals "Hey Bobobo, Don Patch, Beauty thinks we should go somewhere on our day off!" Bobobo turns back to himself and holds onto the flag pole "Yeah! That sounds great! I'll be right down!" Don fell down and hit his face on the ground near the flag pole, while Bobobo rides down a side elevator right on top of Don Patch. Bobobo walks out of the Elevator and waves to Beauty and Jelly. "Well are we ready to go?" Bobobo asks "Yeah! Let go an- wait where's Don Patch?" Beauty says looking around. "Right here!" His voice mumbles under the elevator "Whoa! Hang on Don Patch, I'll get it o-" Beauty says before Don Crawls out of under the elevator all flat and wobbly. "You ok there Don Patch?" Beauty asks "Oh I'm sure he's fine, I've been flat like a pancake too and look at me now!" Jelly says as his jelly wobbles while Bobobo pokes him making faces. "Well you're made of jelly! Don Patch has bones!" "Not really! That's because..." Beauty looks over to see that Don has turned into "I'm a SNAIL!" Don had turned himself into a orange snail with a orange spiky shell. "What the?! Aren't snails supposed to die if their crushed?!" Beauty says with the shocked look. "Enough let's get this show on the road." Don says turning back to himself and walking away. Bobobo and Jelly followed behind saying "Right" Beauty sighs and facepalms "Why do I even hang out with these guys...?" She jogs to them to catch up. "So where do you guys want to go? We've got that castle over there, or we could go to the mall." Beauty suggests "WHAT?! NO! I'm not going to some mall to buy some silly stu- OH is that a necklace that has nothing on it?!" Don says running to a person and taking his necklace. "HEY, that's my necklace! An-" The person gets hit with a purse "That's no way to talk to a lady!!" Don yells suddenly changing into women's clothing, wearing eye liner and lipstick, hitting the person with the purse. "......Uh Don Patch....lets focus on getting somewhere and not getting into a fight." Beauty nervously says "Oh sure, why not go over to that conveniently placed portal over there?" Don suggests pointing to a portal that swirls in place. "I don't know Don Patch, that portal could lead to the baldy bald empire." Bobobo says "WHAT?! I don't go to the Baldy bald empire!" The portal suddenly says growing arms and legs "What the....How are you talking?!" Beauty says using that oh so shocking look. "Then where do you go? The nu shop?!" Jelly asks hopefully "No! I go to a place full of peace and harmony!" The portal says "What? Boring! I don't want no peace and ha-" Don says before Bobobo puts a hand over his mouth "Does it have ponies?" He asks "Why yes! Colorful ponies!" The portal says cheerfully Bobobo grabs Don, Jelly, and Beauty and runs to the portal "TO NEW LANDS AND ADVENTURE!!" before he enters he turns into a tank. Don turns into a duck and Jelly turns into a boomerang, Beauty was in the Bobo-tank. "Why can't you guys go somewhere new without being yourselves?!" Beauty says at the window as they go into the portal. Meanwhile In where ever Bobobo and the gang are going. "EVERYPONY, EVERYPONY!!! WATCH ME DO THIS NEW TRICK!!" PInkie Pie says very cheerfully "Okay Pinkie okay! Just do it!" Twilight says. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were in Ponyville park having a picnic on a beautiful day. Pinkie was about to show them a new trick. Pinkie jumps up and suddenly disappears. Everyone gasps quietly as they look around for her. "Pinkie? Where'd you go?" Rainbow calls out as she flies around looking for her. "How'd Pinkie do that Twi?" Applejack asks "I'm not sure, but then again it's Pinkie Pie...we have no idea what she's about to do." Twilight says with a giggle "That is true, for she could be in a mail box for all we know" Rarity says Screams were heard in Ponyville, Twilight and the girls get up and rush over to Ponyville. They get to Ponyville and they find a large blue object with a seemingly yellow round top, A blue boomerang with a face, and a orange duck with spiky hair. Fluttershy squees and rushes over to the orange duck "OH who are you little guy? You look so cute..." "CUTE?! I'M NOT CUTE!" The duck yells with angry eyes Fluttershy gasps loudly and zips back to Twilight, hiding behind her. Rainbow goes over and picks up the boomerang. "The hay is this?" She asks examining it. "Well if you'd notice I'm a jelly boomerang! haha!" The boomerang says Rainbow freaks out and drops it to the ground, the large blue object with round yellow top spins around. Twilight pokes the object "What is this? It looks like something used for war." "Bo Team! Disassemble!" The object says with a robotic tone. The object then started to become small people with large yellow afros, they then formed together to form Bobobo. Beauty was laying on the ground figuring out what was going on, the duck poofs into smoke and reappears as Don Patch, and the boomerang suddenly appears on Don's head being turned into Jelly Jiggler. Don gets squished by Jelly. Twilight and the girls just stare at the group before them, then Bobobo's afro flipped open to the side and out popped "SURPRISE!!" Pinkie popped out of Bobobo's hair with confetti. Don patch crazed out with his eyes popping out and yelling "WHOOOO!" and Jelly just stares at Pinkie with a surprised look, Bobobo just looks at the colorful ponies infront of him. "..W-Who are you?" Twilight asks nervously Beauty got up and put a mouth over Don's and Bobobo's mouths "I'll do the introduction thank you very much!" Beauty let go of their mouths and clear her throat "Right, my name is Beauty. This guy is Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, but you can just call him Bobobo. Orange star over there is Don Patch" "I'm THE star!!" "Blue jelly man is Jelly Jiggler" Jelly Jiggler took a bow and did a pose "And I'm the best of the bunch" "Yeah right, I'm the best of the bunch!!" Don punched Jelly in the face which in turn his face poped out of his jelly and landed behind him "FOOL! I'm the best and you know it!" The faceless Jelly Jiggler punches Don in the face back "You're both fools! I'm the main character!!" Bobobo yells side kicking them away, Pinkie still in his hair. Twilight and the girls watched this unfold with slight fear and worry. "BOYS! Stop it! We're not trying to scare off these....nice ponies..." Beauty says looking at Twilight and the girls. "You're right Beauty, besides.." Bobobo says before he rushes over to Fluttershy and hugs her "They are so adorable! Aren't ya? Aren't yaaa?" He pets her mane. Fluttershy gasps as Bobobo grabs her and stays still, not whispering a word. "Bobobo.....I think you should ask before yo-" Beauty says before Bobobo was sent flying above her by Rainbow kicking him. "...or else that happens." Beauty finishes saying. "...Why are you here?" Rainbow asks sternly "How should I know? Bobobo just suddenly grabbed us and sent us through a portal that lead here." "Well maybe Princess Celestia could help you get back to your world?" Twilight suggests "Well we were looking for something to do on our day off, happened to come here for adventure or something like that." "Well have your....friends come inside the library, we can find something to work." Twilight says pointing to the library with her hoof. "Thanks....and by the way, these guys are a bit crazy to let you know." "Yes....we've noticed that..." Rarity says looking at Don and Jelly as they continue fighting each other over who's the best.
Chapter 2: Get out of my hair!!Bobobo and the gang was inside the library with Twilight and the girls, Pinkie was still inside Bobobo's hair as it was closed. Don Patch was messing with the books which made him be trapped inside a magic bubble by Twilight. "Mr. Jiggler, are you really made of jelly?" Fluttershy shyly asks "Why yes I am, would you like a sample?" Jelly asks politely "Oh, um....." Jelly pulls out a jelly gift set box and hands it to Fluttershy "I wasn't going to give you a bit of me, no that's just silly! ahahaha." He then turns into a spring and bounces away. Fluttershy stares at the box curiously and opens it to find different colored jellies on their own plate. Don Patch starts to hit the bubble he was in, then turns into a full star and rolls around in it with a bland face. Bobobo was crawling across the floor like a snake. "...You have strange friends Beauty." Rainbow says looking at them all. "Yeah...tell me about it, and these guys are just the start of it." Beauty says leaning on a wall. "You mean that there's more of em?" Applejack says "Not entirely these guys, but on the same strange factor." "Hey! Hey Beauty! Look!" Bobobo suddenly says Beauty looks over and nearly flipped out as Bobobo was "I'm a pony!" It was true, Bobobo turned himself into a pony. He still had his afro hair and his shirt, his coat color remained the same as his skin color and still had the markings. He was also still wearing his sun glasses. "Why are you a pony?! How'd you even do that...." Beauty says with the shocked face of the century! "Yes how did you do that? You don't seem to have any magical aura around you so....how?" Twilight says studying Bobobo "It's not magic! It's the Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo stands on his hind legs and his nose hairs came out of his nose and waved around. Rarity faints at the sight and everyone else was a bit disturbed. Beauty sighs with irritation. "Bobobo, can you at LEAST not try to ruin our chance back home?" "Sorry Beauty, but I need to use my hairs to help the helpless! And to help the helped! Else they'd be like me when I was younger!" He starts to cry a stream of tears and covered his face. "What?! I thought you already told your past!" Beauty says loudly "No! In fact Let me tell ya! ...But the pickle can't listen in." Bobobo says glaring at a random pickle with arms and legs. Hey it's the moment you've been waiting for! The blast to the past, the shined to the dimmed, It's Bo theater! "I was just a young colt when I saw a helpless pony in need" Bobobo's voice says "WAIT! Why are you still telling this while you're a pony?! Isn't your past human?!" Beauty cuts in but was ignored "The pony was an elderly sort of pony, she was having trouble carrying one of her chests into her house. I went over to help her out, she gladly accepted it. After I helped the pony out, I continued on my way. I went home to my dad." "Hey son! How've you been today?" Said a bouncing hair ball "WHAT?! Your dad's still the same?!" Beauty says again. "I helped out the pony across the street!" Young colt Bobobo says "That's my boy! Always helping out somepony in need!" "Dad was a great hair father, we always had a great time together. Then one day I was trying to get a package inside, it was a really heavy and big package. I asked for help for everypony that passed by, but they all were too busy. Not many ponies pass my house so I couldn't get much help. I tried to move it inside but it was near impossible! I never got it inside and it blocks the way out of the house." "HEY! I can't get out! I have a hair appointment today!" "I'm trying to get it out of the way! But it's way too heavy!!" We come back to Bobobo crying his stream of tears again "I never got to see what was inside the box either....waaaah." Beauty held her head in irritation while Don and Jelly were crying the same amount of tears. "Don't worry Bobobo! Maybe the box just had old useless stuff in it!" Don says having somehow got out of the bubble. "Yeah what Don Patch said!" Jelly says Twilight coughs and says "Well, where is your house? If that story was true then show us where it is" Bobobo instantly had no tears and pointed with one of his hooves "Oh it's just right across the street." And right across the street, there was a huge box infront of a house. Everyone looks over in surprise, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's afro again. "Whooooa! That's a HUGE box! How come I've never noticed it before?" "And how come you're still in my hair?! Get out of my hair!! No one's allowed inside unless I tell them it's safe!" Bobobo says trying to shake off Pinkie. Pinkie stays inside Bobobo's hair "Weeeee! This is fun!" Bobobo then uses his nose hairs to grab Pinkie and set her on the ground "No one is allowed inside unless it's safe..." "....Is it safe now?" "Yes." Pinkie then grabs everyone and jumps inside Bobobo's hair "What the?! Where are we going?!" Rarity shrieks "You got me..." Beauty says still irritated. They continued to fall and fall into the seemingly endless afro. After a few minutes Twilight says something "How big is his hair piece?" "He keeps nearly everything in his hair, be it squirrels with dating problems, a family that uses his nose hairs to dry clothes, other versions of him that have different jobs, or even himself at times..." Beauty says looking down. "....Your friends are really odd." Applejack says "Well excuuuuse me, cowpony." Don says wearing a green suit. "Ok! We're almost there!!" Pinkie says as they hit soft ground. "Wow....that was softer than expected. REALLY soft." Rarity says feeling the ground. "OVER HERE! HURRY!" Pinkie says dashing to a glowing spot. Everyone follows and comes to a place full of toy and people and pigs, Fluttershy went to every pig and cuddled them. "Whoa....This dude is crazy as Pinkie!" Rainbow says looking at the place. "OH hahaha, this is nothing. Wait until you see his attacks he uses on villains" Beauty says walking forward. "Yeah! They're awesome!" Don says dashing past Beauty and nomming on the nearest person's head. Jelly runs to the nearest Nu shop and goes inside. Twilight and the girls just look at the area in awe. "It's like a whole nother town in here!" Applejack says "Well, let's follow Beauty, but be careful because we still don't know if these people are good or evil..." Twilight says following Beauty Rainbow, Applejack, and Rarity follow with Twilight. Meanwhile outside, Bobobo had changed back into a human. "I'm hungry, good thing I brought some good noodles!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a noodle bowl, he opens it and finds nothing inside. He falls to his knees and starts to cry more streams of tears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yells out holding the noodle bowl to a ray of light "Not my noodles! They were my best friends! I'm so sorry noodles! I will find the person who did this! AND I WILL AVENGE YOU!!" He gets up and rushes out the door of the library He then puts flyers all over Ponyville saying that there has been a noodle-napping, and he hands out flyers to the scared ponies seeing him. "Please! There has been a noodle-napping! I need your help finding them! Please! They were my friends!" Bobobo says as he hands out flyers He then throws all the flyers into the air "Well if you won't take them, then I'll make...." A stage appears with a band "A whole band to sing about it to make you learn!!" He removes his clothes and was in his underwear "....Hang on!" He goes through a closet that was apart of the stage and gets some clown clothes on. "LETS ROCK!" Beauty walks around Bobobo's hair with Twilight and the girls, Beauty then saw a giant version of her belt. "Hey! That's one of my belts! How'd it get here?" Don Patch walked by doing a strange walk with some bacon on his head "Bacon coming through, bacon coming through." "How long do we have to be here? It's starting to freak me out..." Applejack says nervously "Well we can't get out until Bobobo says-" "GET OUT OF MY HAIR!!" Beauty and everyone that went inside his hair were tossed out of his hair from the top, they land on a stage with lights and music. They all get up and see that Bobobo was at a microphone stand wearing a clown suit along with other people. "What in tarnatiom?!" Applejack spits out "This is what I'm talking about...he's nothing like you've ever seen." Beauty says "You have to find my noodles! They have disappeared with out a traaaace! Please help me find my noodles! Or else you will feel my faaaaace!" Bobobo sings into the microphone. Don and Jelly join Bobobo already in clown suits and rocking out, Pinkie joins in with the clown suit wearing. Beauty and the others just watch in shock as this unfolds.
Chapter 3: No! Don't put a story behind this!!In Canterlot castle, Princess Celestia was doing her duties along with Princess Luna who has just woken up. A royal guard rushes in to the throne room. "Princess! News from eastern and central Equestira!" Celestia and Luna look up to the guard "What is it?" Celestia asks "I've just come back from Manehattan, most of the ponies have had their hair removed including mine...." The guard removes his helmet to show that his hair was gone. "What is causing this?" Luna asks "I've tried to get some information from the ponies there, but they were too afraid to speak. But I got some details about the beings that did this. They seem to be like monkeys, only with no tail and were very tall. They also had no fur and was wearing some kind of strange armor." "That sounds like.....humans....." Celestia says "What other news do you bring us?" Luna asks "It seems that several alien like creatures have appeared in Ponyville, one having to have made a worried effort about searching for missing noodles..." "How come my student hasn't se-" A letter pops in from above and lands on Celestia's nose. She uses her magic to open it and begins to read it. Dear Princess Celestia, We've got some visitors here in Equestria, we don't know how they got here or what they intend to do. But at least one of them is able to have some sort of logic. They seem to be nice though, since they never attacked us, in fact they fought each other when they arrived. But I would like you to come down to Ponyville so that you could see them for yourself. Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle. "Twilight has already made contact with the creatures, she wants me to go down to see them." "Let me come with you sister, who knows what kind of beings they might be." Luna says standing tall "Of course, lets leave at once." Celestia says getting up from her throne and walking to the chariots with Luna. Meanwhile in Ponyville, Bobobo was swimming in a glass bowl as a fish as Twilight stares at him in the library. "I'm very confused on how your friends do this Beauty." Twilight says taking notes with her magic "Blub blub blub blub" Fish Bobobo says "So am I still! But I live with it." Beauty says sitting on a bag chair. "They look so cute when they're like this!" Fluttershy says looking at Don Patch dancing around as a little monkey singing 'Row Row Row your Boat' Jelly Jiggler was shaped as a crab and crawled along the floor saying "I'm a crab, snip snip snip, don't make me pinch you." "I'm more confused on why they act like this." Rarity says looking at the lot. "And I'm confused on why your face is like this!" Don says jumping onto Rarity and starts pulling on her hair "EEEEEEEEEEEK GETITOFF GETITOFF!!!!" Rarity screams "Don! Look! Bacon!" Beauty says throwing a piece of bacon out of the way of everyone "BACON!" Don yells as he jumps off Rarity and to the bacon turning back to himself. Don then spins around and around with the bacon like he was a ballerina "Ahh! The beauty of a ballerina!" He suddenly had long golden hair flowing in the breeze. Jelly Jiggler goes over to Don and pinches his legs and makes him fly into a book shelf. Don falls off the book shelf, being turned into a book. "My title is about space!" Don says cheerfully Twilight uses her magic to pick Don up and studies it, she then opens him up like a book. The pages were blank. "What?! Were you expecting something else?!" He suddenly changes back into himself and skips around the library. "....How do you live like this?" Twilight asks Beauty "With what little sanity I have left? I have no idea!" She lays down on the bag chair "Your friends are more confusing than Pinkie Pie!" Applejack says "No way! I'm not more confusing then somepony else?!" She gasps loudly "I need to fix that!!" She then disappears "Great, now Pinkie's going to be more crazier then ever!" Rainbow says a little irritated. "One must not judge another for there craziness." Bobobo says being turned back into a human "But one must know....That somebody stole my Mac and Cheese!" He says this doing a dramatic pose. "Are you still worried about that?" "NO! This is my mac and cheese! We were best friends! The bestest of friends!" Bobobo says with tears streaming down. "Now that's preposterous, nopony can be friends with a meal like macaroni and cheese." Rarity says having fixed her hair. "That's not true! I'll tell you all about it...." "Here we go again..." Beauty sighs. Here we are again, another blast from the past, a saucy little episode, it's so cheesy that it's uh.....Bo "It was just another afternoon at lunch time, I was about to eat a delicious looking bowl of mac and cheese when it started to call out to me." "Please mister! Don't eat me, I just want a friend! I've seen my brothers and sisters been eaten and I don't want to have the same fate. Please be my friend!" The mac and cheese pleaded "Why I won't eat you! Don't worry buddy, I'll be your friend!" Bobobo says holding the bowl up into the air. "Yay!" "Every since then we had the best time together, we played hide and seek, tag, some games, even flew some kites! I've always kept him in my pocket so that he could be where ever I went." "But now somebody took him! I want my friend back!" Bobobo crawls to the floor crying. Jelly and Don were crying at his side again and Pinkie was crying too, everyone else just looked at them in confusion and disappointment. Just then the sound of hooves stopped infront of the library, Twilight and the others look at the door. "She's here!" Twilight says opening the front door. "Who's here?" Beauty asks getting up from her bag chair. "The princesses!" Twilight says with a bow as Celestia and Luna enter the library. Bobobo, Don, and Jelly suddenly stand tall and salute with army uniforms on. "Ten hut! Princess on the grounds! Kneel!" They all kneel to the princesses. Celestia looks at the group and turns to Twilight "This is the beings that came here? Which is the one that you said has a sense of logic?" "Oh! That'd be me, my name is Beauty." She says bowing to them. "Well I hope that your visit here is very brief, you're causing havoc all over Equestria." Luna says sternly "But...We never left this town. How could they cause havoc when they've only been here." Twilight says "...Then there are others here taking the hair off of ponies." Celestia says "Wait!" Bobobo says having changed back to his regular clothes "There are people taking the hair off of ponies here?" "Yes, they look like you only without any hair at all." "Baldy bald!" Bobobo clinches his fist in anger "Don't worry princess! We'll stop them!" He says suddenly wearing a flag on his head. "That....you have faced them before?" Luna asks Bobobo's hair flipped open and a little man stood on a platform inside "Faced them? He fought to his dying breath against them! Having used those nose hairs of his to beat them many times!" "HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!" Don and Jelly yells at the little man "Oh and these guys helped too." Princess Celestia stares at the little man standing in the flipped afro, she blinks a couple of times and looks at Twilight. "Does this happen a lot?" Celestia asks "Like you don't believe..." Twilight answers Bobobo's hair closed "Don't worry princess we'll take care of Baldy bald! Because we are..." Don turns into a shield and Jelly turns into a sword "The fighting force of Space alpha 2369!!" "What are you two talking about?! You don't even go to space!" Beauty says with her famous shocked look "Yes we do, we go there everyday! Oh look at that, time for lift off!" Bobobo and Don walk outside to a large Jelly rocket. They get in and strap themselves in and put on helmets. "Rocket to cockpit do you read? Over." Jelly says "Cockpit to rocket we read. Over." Don says grabbing a radio "We are ready for launch, you can start the count down anytime. Over." "Roger that. Over" "Starting countdown!" Bobobo says loudly "10........9..........8...........7..........6..........5...........4............3............2............1...........Lift off" Jelly started his rockets and slowly flew out into the sky, only having to be blown up at 250 feet. Everyone watched this unfold, Celestia then says "Interesting little people they are." "If you say so your majesty..." Beauty says as she watches them fall. Bobobo and Don fall to the ground yelling. Don brings out a backpack "Good thing I have this parachute!" Bobobo looks at Don with a smile, then Don puts it on himself and pulls the string. Out came a bunch of balloons. "What?! What kind of person puts balloons in a bag?!" Don yells Pinkie then pops out of Bobobo's hair "I put them there!" She smiles. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" They scream the rest of the way until they are caught by a huge pile of teddy bears "Teddy bears!! Oh my goodness look at all the teddy bears!!" Don says cuddling a bunch Don thoughts then begin to speak "Oh this reminds me of the time where mother gave me a teddy bear for Christmas. It was the best Christmas I ever had! But wait...." "I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER AND I HATE TEDDY BEARS!!" Don says with very angered eyes kicking the teddy bears around. "Come on Pinkie, lets get back to the others" Bobobo says "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie says riding in Bobobo's hair 7 hours later "AND THAT'S FOR NOT BEING REAL!! ....Bobobo? Where'd you go? WAIT FOR ME!!" Don says running to look for Bobobo.
Chapter 4: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Turkey!And so we come to Bobobo waving back at the colorful ponies that he has befriended on this journey, Beauty bows her head an- "HEY! What do you think you're doing?!?! The ending isn't for about 13 or blah I don't know chapters! WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT THE ENDING?!" Don yells at the screen W-What?! I thought we were already at the end! "WHAT?! We just started! Are you finally losing your head narrator?" NO! fine let me restart... "Nope.avi! You're just going to start this chapter AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!" Over my dead body! "Fine we'll play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who will get to do what." Fine by me! ROCK "PAPER" SCISSORS "TURKEY!!!" Gobble gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble!! "I WIN! I always win hahahaha! Let me poof you back" *POOF* ROOOOOOAAAAAARR!! "THAT'S NOT THE NARRATOR!! THAT'S A SMALL LITTLE HAMSTER! LET ME TRY AGAIN!" *POOF* .......... "And that be the guy with no face.....NEXT" *POOF* UUUUUGGGGH! My goodness! That was a landslide of chaos! "Did someone say chaos?!" Discord says popping his head in "No, go away lizard thing, go away" Don says pushing Discord away. "AWWWW...." "Now Narrator, GET ON TO SAYING THE NEW CHAPTER!! We've already wasted.....uh let's see....219 words!" FINE! JEEZ, leave me alone! I only have my voice..... Bobobo and Pinkie went back to the library in Ponyville, Jelly had turned into Bobobo's hair for the time being. Don Patch was still kicking teddy bears for all we know, and Beauty was talking to the princesses about how they got to Equestria and that they are willing to fight Baldy bald. "So why do you fight with nose hairs Bo man?" Pinkie asks "Because it's my style! And I always use them to do other stuff to! Like knit clothing!" Bobobo says while knitting what seems like Don Patch "Plus it's part of his power! He can use his nose hairs to tear apart anything!" Jelly hair says "Yeah right! I can tear anything apart with my bare hands!" Don says having been knitted by Bobobo's nose hairs Pinkie stares at Don "Even I can't come out of being knitted! How do you guys do it?! TELL ME PLEASE!" "We'll tell you later...but right now we need to get this piece of dough out of the way." Bobobo says having stopped infront of a large doughnut that blocked the way "And I thought I was a large dessert..." Jelly hair says "And I thought my hair was yellow! Get off Jelly!" Bobobo says pulling Jelly off his head to find that he's bald. "BOBOBO! Your hair's gone!!" Don panics Suddenly the little man that lived in Bobobo's hair/nose walked on his head and sprinkled water on his head, then in an instant his hair sprang up in that glorious afro fashion. It bounced a bit before it stayed in place. "Noo, it's right here silly!" Bobobo says pointing to Don head which has grown the same hair style as Bobobo. "And don't I look good in it to!" Don says doing a pose. "NOPE!" Bobobo says kicking Don with a side kick, sending him through the doughnut. "Why do you hurt each other?" Pinkie asks "Because we're crabby like that!" Bobobo and Jelly say together having turned into crabs. Pinkie giggles at them and starts to laugh. Bobobo picks Pinkie up and puts her in his hair, having turned back to himself. "We're going to do something dangerous, it's best you stay in there." "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie says closing Bobobo's hair. Bobobo looks at Jelly "Right, it's time" "Yes it is, lets do this together....partner." Jelly extends a arm "Partner." Bobobo takes his arm and shakes it. "Now lets go! Together we can defeat the doughnut that has ruined our lives!" Jelly yells charging at the doughnut as dramatic music plays in the background "Yes Jelly! We CAN defeat the monster!" Bobobo yells beside Jelly "YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" They both yelled as they come to the large doughnut as the screen turns white. Then suddenly we see that Bobobo has turned into a shovel as Jelly uses him to clear a path around the doughnut, calm wintery music plays. "Need to clear the snow in order to drive in this weather." Jelly says taking a break from shoveling "Your right honey! We still need to take the kid to school!" Don says wearing woman's clothing and lipstick. "No! I want to play in the snow!" Kid Bobobo says diving into the doughnut. "Come on dear, lets give him a break, he's been through so much already." Jelly says still holding the Bobobo shovel. "Ok but I still need to go to work." Don says going to a house that was infront of the doughnut. "Don't worry, I'll get this out of the way dear!" Jelly says going back to shoveling the 'snow'. "Grrr, where is Bobobo?!" Beauty says angrily "And Pinkie! She disappeared again, maybe she went to Bobobo's hair again!" Twilight says looking out a window. "And that rude orange star thing is with her! Who knows what they're doing to her!" Rarity says loudly "I'm more worried that they may not come back in time to stop those....baldy bald people he spoke of." Celestia says rather calmly "Don't worry, when he gets back I'll be sure to take him to Baldy bald so that we can stop them!" Beauty says Just then the door opens and Bobobo walks in. Beauty walks to him and huffs "Where have you been?" "Hey! My name is Bobobo-bo bo-bobo! I'm your one and only nose hair champion! If you want to have the world saved by yours truly then leave a message after the tone! To send a call back number, press 5." Bobobo says Beauty then pokes Bobobo and he topples forward being a cardboard cutout with a phone taped on the back. Beauty stands there looking at the cardboard cut out. "...This happens to you on a daily basis?" Luna asks "No, more like every minute of my life..." Then the real Bobobo walks in, eatting a cupcake. "Where have you been...?" Beauty asks "Life, that's where I've been." Bobobo says as he walks inside followed by Don and Jelly, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's hair and lands beside Twilight. "Right....so lets get a move on before Baldy bald and his guys get all the hair of Eques-" "NOOOO! My cupcake is gone now!! Who keeps doing this monstrous deed?!" Bobobo says cutting off Beauty looking at his bare hand. "Maybe....you ate it?" Beauty says irritated "...Maybe I did, or else I'm not a duck!" Bobobo says turning into a lizard "That's not a duck! It's a reptile!" Beauty says with the shocked look. "I'm not a reptile, I'm a turkey!" Bobobo says turning into a fish "Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!" Don says cheerfully "YEAH!" Bobobo and Jelly say turning into different styled art. They gathered around and put there fists in the center. "ROCK" "PAPER" "SCISSORS!" Don put out paper as well as Bobobo, Jelly put out rock. "Aw, how come this fist doesn't put out the thing I want it to..." Jelly says sadly Everyone watches this as Don cheers for his victory "Ok Bobobo, are you ready to face defeat?!" Don says making a handsome face. "Let me ask you that Don Patch! Are you ready face the truth?!" Bobobo says making the same face, only his sun glasses make it hard to tell. They put their fists to the center. "ROCK" "PAPER" "SCISSORS" "TURKEY!!" Bobobo yells and hits Don with a banhammer Don Patch turns into a fish "Gobble gobble gobble gobble!" "The truth will turn you into a rooster." Bobobo says turning away "But it will also make you become what you dreamed....of being a drum in a marching band!" He does a pose as a marching band rolls through the background. "Ok guys you are acting stranger than usual now!" Beauty says with the same shocked look....what more can I say? "Well, if you are done breaking logic would you mind if you go and stop that Baldy bald fellow before things get out of hoof?" Luna says with a glare Bobobo, Don, and Jelly salute "Of course! We'll take the ponies with us so that they will tell us where everything is!" Twilight steps forward "I'm willing to go, we don't need anymore villains here in Equestria." "Then you and your friends go along with Bobobo and the others, just be careful not to lose your hair...." Celestia says Everyone nods and Bobobo turns into a large wagon outside. "Hop on in! I'll take ya everywhere!" Everyone hops in the Bobo-wagon, Bobo-wagon then showed it's rockets and sped away. "THIS IS NOT A NICE CALM WAGON RIDE!!" Beauty says holding onto her head. Celestia and Luna watch as they zoom off "....I don't think it's going to be a easy journey."
Chapter 5: HI! Billy Mays here!We join our heroes as they ride across the green lands of Equestria, Bobo-wagon was carrying everyone. Pinkie stood on Bobo-wagon's head while playing ten instruments, Twilight was reading a map as beauty looked over it with her. Fluttershy and Jelly Jiggler were having a tea party with Don Patch as a tea kettle. "So where are we going exactly?" Beauty asks "According to the princess, the main cause of the attacks have been from Manehattan. If we continue at this speed we'll be there in a couple of days..." "No worries! We have plenty of time!" Bobo-wagon says while eating a sandwich "Yeah right! Baldy bald may have already gotten most of the ponies there!" Beauty yells Suddenly Don appears on screen "Actually Baldy bald is taking a nap! See for yourself!" Don grabs the screen and moves it to Manehattan, and there lay Baldy bald....sleeping in his chair. "See? Ok to being a tea thing!" Don moves the screen back to Bobo-wagon and the others. "OH NO! BEAUTY! I NEED TO HEAD TO AMERICA TO GET MY SHIPMENT OF BONGOS!" Bobo-wagon suddenly spits out. "Well it's kinda too late now..." "Nonsense we can just go through that portal over there." Jelly says pointing to a portal infront of them "Hey! Isn't that the same portal we talked to?!" Beauty says with a shocked look "Wait! You mean we're going into YOUR world?!" Twilight says with the same shocked look "Yup! Isn't it great?!" Don says still a tea kettle and nearly scaring Fluttershy half to death. They all sped towards the portal, or Bobo-wagon sped towards the portal that carried them all in which turn that they all were speeding to it I uh.......NEVER MIND! They all went into the portal and came into America, with all the signs having Japanese lettering! "Here we are! Chinatown!" Bobo-wagon says with glee "Chinatown?! But the lettering is Japanese!!" Beauty yells with a shocked look Bobo-wagon rolls up to a random store, knocking on the door with his head. The door opens and out comes a bull washing a cup with a pink wash cloth. "Yes?" It asks "Hi, I ordered a shipment of bongos from here, do you have it yet?" Bobo-wagon says "Are you Bobobo-bo bo-bobo?" "Yes." The bull goes back inside the store, there was a long silence. "Well....best on get back to Equestria so that evil feller you talked about won't do anything else!" Applejack says "SHHHH!" Bobo-wagon and Don says, Don was in one of the instruments that Pinkie held. After a while the bull came out with a large box "Here you go....NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!" The bull kicks the box and Bobo-wagon and the others is sent backwards into a portal. They all land hard on the ground, Bobobo turned back into himself and flaps his hands to fly a bit, then makes a dive bomb to the ground and goes inside the ground, feet and all. Beauty and the others slowly get up as Don rolls around as a plate, he falls over and breaks into several pieces. Fluttershy runs over to Don And puts him together again, then all the kings horses and all the kings men ran by with Jelly in the lead being CHASED by them holding an egg. "Ugh....Where's Bobobo?" Beauty asks "I think your friend got himself dug under..." Rainbow says hovering over a small hole Everyone gathers around the hole and a small plant sprouts out, then grows bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER AND SO ON AND SO FORTH! The plant was as big as the group and a side opens up, and there was Bobobo sitting on a plant like seat. "I got a car, it came with my bongos" Bobobo says holding up a turkey. "YEAH! BONGOS!" Don grabs the turkey and starts slapping it's belly. The turkey chirps loudly and then moos, there was a long silence. Don then suddenly yells "THESE AREN'T BONGOS! THIS IS A GONG!" He then throws the turkey out the door of the.....plant car. Bobobo runs to the door and reaches out "NOOOO! MY CHERRY MIXER!" The turkey then cries and a dramatic moment appears "You knew my purpose...Didn't you?" "Of course I did! I just said Bongos so I could surprise my friends!" Bobobo says with a stream of tears "You were doing good....but now, I must be gone from this world..." The turkey then slowly disappears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bobobo says dropping to his knees Twilight and the others stood outside of the plant car staring at Bobobo with their mouth agape. Don walks over to Bobobo and puts a hand on his shoulder, then Bobobo grabs Don and runs outside of the plant car a bit then turns around. "Let's play football!" Don says turning into a football as Bobobo held him. Jelly then shows up with some pieces of jelly missing from him "I'm game for some football! Pass it to me!" Bobobo kicks the football at Jelly and Jelly gets hit in the face, then slowly melts. Don rolls over to Applejack. "So you just kick the ball?" She asks "Yeah, right over in that goal over there!" Bobobo says pointing to a goal. Applejack looks at Don and he waves at her, she then goes around him, raises her legs and bucks him into the goal. Don goes flying to the goal and hits the net, Applejack rears up and cheers, Don is now stuck on the net. "What the..." Rainbow says flying over "Oh yeah, the goal net is made of spider's web." Bobobo says "WHAT?!" Don yells "I thought this was yogurt!" "HELP! I don't know who I am! Who are you people?! What is this thing?!" Says a random person coming through a portal holding a spatula. Bobobo puts a hand on the person's head "You are my partner and best friend. We've been on many adventures together. We've defeated the evil dark overlord and brought peace to the land. Your name is Justin Time. You have a wife and 6 kids, and you have a pet flamingo. And you hate chocolate." The person looks up to Bobobo "Really?" "HECK NO!!" Bobobo says punching the person in the face sending him back into the portal. "Why'd you punch him?! He needed help!" Beauty says with the shocked look out of many in this story. The portal stays there and mocks them with witty insults. "We need to patch this up!" Don says "But with what? There's nothing here to use...." Fluttershy says "Indeed, besides how are we going to patch up a portal?" Rarity says looking at it "Maybe with this guy?" Pinkie says pulling a ghost nearby "Who is that?" Twilight and Beauty ask Bobobo, Jelly, and Don gasp as they look at the ghost. The ghost then pulls a screen infront of itself. The screen fizzes and this is what plays: Bobobo picks up a phone and dials a number "Hi! I would like some Mighty Putty!" Then in his hand the phone turns into 6 sticks of mighty putty "WOWZAH! That was fast!" Don cheers Jelly went to Bobobo and looked at the mighty putty, everyone but Pinkie looked at the ghost and it shrugged and waved goodbye as it fades away. Bobobo then walks over to the portal and mashed the mighty putty until it turned white, then spread it on the portal and had it sealed up. The portal stays for a second and then disappears. "YEAH!!" The group cheers "PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME!!!" Pinkie yells bouncing around everyone. "NO WAY!!" Don says loudly wearing gentlemen clothing and a smoke pipe in his mouth "We should have a party in a more fancy matter that can ease everyone's mind a bit." Pinkie stares at Don and then says "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Then dashes to everyone putting fancy clothing on them. Beauty looks at her clothing and does a spin, everyone else looks at their clothes as Rarity gets excited in a formal way. "Now party time?" Pinkie asks rather excited Don looks at Pinkie and then Jelly suddenly appears on his face and says "Yes and we can do anything in this party" "HEY! GET OFF MY FACE!!" Don says punching Jelly in the face which in turn hits his own face at the same time. "Hey no fighting in the party!" Bobobo says picking them up and carrying them away "HEY! Where are you taking us?!" Jelly says worried Don and Jelly suddenly appear in a wagon cage with Bobobo walking away saying "Take them to the zoo" "YOU MONSTER!" "LET US FREE!" Pinkie looks at Bobobo and frowns "Why'd you do that?" "They were fighting Pinkie, they had to go to the zoo and be taught a lesson." Bobobo says looking at her. ".....So are they gone?" Twilight asks "No, they'll be around in the next episode." Bobobo says looking at Twilight Twilight wore a confused look as the others were confused as well. "Well can we still party?" Pinkie asks "OF COURSE!!" Bobobo says ripping off his clothing and wearing a lighted suit "LET'S CONGA!" And everyone partied and did the conga. Meanwhile on the ride to the zoo, Don patch and Jelly Jiggler were playing a game. "2 of hearts..." "Ace of diamonds....." "7 of clubs....." "King of spades....." "Well that's all of them Jelly, what do you want to do now?" Don asks as they ran out of cards seeing as they tossed them out of the cage bars and onto the road. "Let's play 'I Spy'!" Jelly says with glee "YAY! I love I Spy!!" "But before we start I need to ask the audience something." "Go ahead, I'll see what I can find" Jelly then looks at you all and says "Hi, Jelly Jiggler here with a poll for you all! This will determine the ending and what the last chapter of the story will be about! Narrator, if you please." Okay, so this is the Poll here! Which is the best Bobobo Character of these 4? Is it: A. Beauty B. Don Patch C. Bobobo-bo bo-bobo D. Jelly Jiggler Once the final chapter is near this poll shall set the final pieces together! Until next time! Bye bye! Author's Note Tribute to Billy Mays, and brought to you by: Mighty Putty! The easy way to fix, fill, and seal virtually anything fast, and make it last!
Chapter 6: How'd we do that?Last we left our heroes they were partying like no other! As Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler spend some time at the Zoo, lets take a look! "Back! Back! No ape is going to make me look silly!" Don yells as he swings his Jelly sword at ponies that walked by looking at the orange star curiously. A guard of the zoo rose up behind them with eyes gleaming with a spine tingling stare "What do you think you're doing?" Jelly turned back to himself wearing glasses "Well it would seem that my associate was using me as a sword that to defend himself in which that everyone should be aware. Now, if you have any problems with that please feel free to take it up with my attorney." Jelly steps aside to show his attorney, he stood tall and proud, towering over the pony. The pony stood there in silence as it looks at the tall attorney. "Hey hey hey! We are on the road once more! When we get to the place that we need to go, we will, we will, we will ROCK YOU!" Bobo-wagon sings as the group starts to ride to Manehattan "Bobobo! You're mixing up songs again!" Beauty says riding Bobo-wagon "Oh....SAY WHAT, BOBOBO! SA-SA-SAY WHAT, BOBOBO!" Bobo-wagon starts to sing "So your friends truly act like this?" Rarity asks wearing one of her hats to help the wind not mess up her mane. "Yes....sadly, but they are always fun to hang around at some points." Beauty says with a smile. "I'm still confused by how they can change into certain things beauty." Twilight says looking at Bobo-wagon who was still singing. "Well it's best if you don't think about it too much and let it happen." Beauty says laying back "I think they're the best things to happen! I already learned how to do some of their stuff!" Pinkie says waving her hooves in the air. Rainbow facehoofs "Great....just what we need..." "Well show us one Pinkie." Applejack says Pinkie takes a breath and then curls up and turns into a ball "Ta da!" her mane and face were still there. Beauty sits up and looks over to her "Not bad, but I don't think you'll even come close to what these guys do. Just saying though." she lays back down. Pinkie bounces to Bobo-wagon's head and starts to bounce there, Fluttershy was resting on the floor as this happened. They continued for a bit before they hit a large tower in the way of where they were going. Bobo-wagon turned back into Bobobo and says "LOOK! It's one of the many towers of Baldy bald!" Twilight groans as she gets up from being tossed after hitting the tower "How many are there?" "I have no idea! There could be hundreds upon thousands! And we need to go through each one in order to defeat Baldy bald completely!" "WHAT?!" Everyone says at once. Beauty then looks up and sighs "Or there's only about 10...." she points to the tower showing it was 1/10 Everyone sighs in relief as they look at the tall and dark looking tower. Fluttershy shakes as she looks at it, it's dark and disturbing nature of it stares into her soul. "Welp! What are we waiting for?!" Bobobo says going behind everyone "LET'S GO INSIDE!" He then pushes them inside the tower. The tower was so large and so threatening, everyone tried to push away from it but Bobobo keeps pushing them like a bull. Once inside they were surprised at what they saw,they were in the most dangerous room of the tower.... Filled with pink fluff and flowers everywhere, bunnies hop around the floor as the whole tower shined from the top down. In the middle of the tower was a large throne that had vines growing around it and a woman sat on it petting an orange and blue rabbit. The woman was wearing a blue suit with long blue hair and had piercing green eyes. "Ah...Welcome Bobobo, we've been waiting for thou to arrive. Now that thou has arrived, we shall destroy thou in thy chamber of misery" The woman says as the room around gleams in it's..........pinkness. Bobobo stands tall and says "No matter how deadly you may sound, you'll never take my butterfly net!" He holds out a net "AHHH! A NET!!" A bunny yells and hides in Bobobo's hair. The woman laughs as she stands up holding the orange and blue rabbit "We've done more than that! We've taken your precious NOODLES!" She takes a hand and holds out a bowl of steaming noodles. Bobobo gasps as he see them "NOODLES!! YOU'RE HERE!!" he drops the net and starts to run to the woman. The woman slightly tilts the bowl and water slightly pours out which made Bobobo stop as the noodles seemingly scream in pain. "Come any closer and we'll pour all the water out of thy noodles!" "Please.....help us!" The noodles cry out. Bobobo clenched in fist and put it up in the air, then suddenly turns into an octopus and says "I'd love to, but which arm are you willing to take?" The woman stands there looking at Octo-Bo "...Is this real life?" she asks looking at the others behind him Rarity answers "How should we know?" The woman sighs and spills more juice from the noodles "Now Bobobo, are you really going to-" "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!! TIME FOR WORK!!" Bobobo suddenly yells smacking the woman with piles of papers that have to do with finding a job, going to a job, working while you work, a job for finding a job, and other stuff that has to do with jobs and....stuff. "NOOOOO, not work! I hate to work! I'm only here because this is my house!" The woman says loudly Bobobo suddenly slams on a desk that rose up from the ground "But if you're here then you have to pay house taxes and if you don't work THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!" Bobobo punches the woman clean out the wall. "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SAFEAUTO!!" The woman screams as her hair comes off on impact of Bobobo's fist. The woman's hair floats down ontop of the desk as the blue and orange rabbit sniffs it. Fluttershy goes over and cuddles the rabbit. "Oooh, you're so cute. I could just hug you all day!" Fluttershy says "I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT CUTE!" The rabbit yells suddenly Fluttershy eeps and falls over frozen stiff. The rabbit then forms into Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, along side of a spiky haired lawyer looking fellow. "Well blow our cover why don't ya?!" The lawyer yells at Don "HEY, I'm keeping you here only because you got me out of that pudding problem I got into at the zoo!" Don yells back "I didn't even say I wanted to come along you little orange star thing!" The lawyer says as he stomps on Don. "Hey Jelly, who's the new guy?" Bobobo asks "Hey Bobobo, this is my attorney. He helped us out with not getting caught at the zoo, but Don Patch wanted him to stay because he helped him out of a certain pudding problem with one of the animals..." Jelly answers "Oooh, yeah. Pudding is one of his weaknesses in this story..." ".......I don't even want to know." Twilight says looking at the four. "It's best not to know.." Beauty says "So who are you exactly?" Rainbow asks flying over to the attorney The attorney looks over to Rainbow and stares at her "....I'm not in some fairytale world am I?" "Fairytale?? What the hay are you talking about?" "Well for starters, you're a flying horse that is talking and has rainbow colored hair." ".....AND?!" Rainbow says irritated "Well to me that is illogical since they cannot exist since they are the imagination of ones mind." "WHAT DO YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!" Bobobo says kicking the attorney away The attorney is sent flying out of the wall with a label at the top right corner with a boot saying "Bobobo [boot] Attorney". The attorney soon randomly comes back in an instant with the same expression. "....What just happened there?" Applejack asks "Reference to a game cowpony." Don says smoking a pipe standing next to her "Who are you?! Don't bother trying to figure out anything right now just tell us who. You. Are!!" Rainbow says poking the attorney The attorney backed up a bit "Alright! Fine! Just give me a moments rest!" After a while he finally speaks up "My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm an attorney that defends people against certain crimes that they may or may have not committed." Bobobo suddenly says "Welcome aboard Phoenix bird! We're about to go to the next Tower of Baldy bald! Come with us!!" He suddenly turns into a van and honks his nose for a horn sound. "What?! Why should I come with you?" Phoenix says loudly. "Because the only way we can get back is defeating Baldy bald and having the pretty princess use her magic to send us back!!" Don says running around Phoenix like a little kid "Ugh....fine. At least I'll have someone to talk to besides these freaks." Phoenix says walking to the group of ponies. and Beauty. "Welcome to the group partner!" Applejack says patting Phoenix on the back. Van-o-Bo opens the door to him "Get in and I'll take ya to the next tower!" Everyone gets in Van-o-Bo and Van-o-Bo drives off with 'What is Love' playing on the radio, Everyone bops their head to the song except maybe Rarity. You know how she is with getting her hair messed up. And maybe Fluttershy since she fainted...she got dragged by Rainbow to Van-o-Bo. Until next time! Byes! Author's Note I had a random lack of randomness and inspiration to write this! BUT, it's here so ENJOY IT! :3
Chapter 7: Wasn't this....you know....a Bobobo Story?As Bobobo and the gang head to the next Baldy Bald tower in the Van-o-Bo, they have picked up ace attorney Phoenix Wright. Why he's here or how he got here, is a mystery. SO LETS FIND OUT! "So, mister Phoenix, how did you get here?" Twilight asks Phoenix looks over to the purple mare and says "Well I honestly don't know, one minute I was in my office and the next a random purple portal comes in and takes me here." "So how'd you meet Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch?" Beauty asks "They, for some reason, helped me. When I got out of the portal, it just went crazy and started to attack me with....clouds that were hard as rock." Phoenix sighs as he rubs the bridge of his nose. "Yeah, but luckily that portal just had a headache. We got it to calm down and go away." Jelly says "I'm going to guess that I'm going to go crazy if I stay here long enough." "As long as you have other people to talk to OTHER than these guys, you'll be fine" Beauty says with a smile. "I hope Applebloom's alright with Bag Macintosh." Applejack says worried "No need to worry Apples! I've got her and her friends right here!" Pinkie says pulling Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo out of Jelly Jiggler. The Cutie Mark Crusaders wobbled their heads as they see where they were and start to crowd Don, Jelly, and Phoenix. "Dude, why are you made of jelly?" Scootaloo asks Poking Jelly "Why is ya hair all spiky like that?" Applebloom asks pointing to Phoenix's hair "Are you an Orange with spikes or are you a sun prop?" Sweetie Belle asks sitting on Don Don threw Sweetie Belle off his head and starts to run around mouthing words, but he seems to be silent. Phoenix stares that Applebloom and says "I have it like this, I personally like it like this." Jelly pokes Scootaloo back "Because I am, you got a problem with that?" "Ok...everypony just calm down." Twilight says loudly Everyone stays silent as Twilight looks at them all, then eyes Pinkie. "Pinkie! Why'd you bring the girls here? It's only going to get them in danger!" "Well sorry Twilight! I thought they'd like to come with us since they always want to get their cutie marks! Maybe they could get them out here!" Pinkie says standing on Don "YEAH!! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HEROES!!!" The CMC yell together. Twilight sighs and says "Just keep back so that you don't get hur- WHOA What a bump!" Van-o-Bo bumped on what is now a bunch of tiny black bricks, but they continue on. As they continue a faint yell was heard as it grows louder and louder and LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER! "What's that noise?" Rainbow asks "You got me." Applejack replies Suddenly something smacked on the Van-o-Bo's windshield, everyone looks as they see it was a large man wearing a red shirt and black vest, a belt of bullets around him, sloppy pants and hard boots, he was bald and had large hands. He looks at the group through the windshield and yells randomly. "STOOOP!" Then Van-o-Bo stops instantly, tossing the large man away some. Everyone gets out of Van-o-Bo and goes over to the large man, Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and pokes the man. "I think he's another coming through different universes...or he's a chunky piece of meat!" Jelly says Everyone was silent and the man looks at Jelly and says "You don't know who you're dealing with jelly man." The large man gets up and pats his vest, Twilight walks up to him. "Uh.....Who are you, why are you here?" The large man blinks at Twilight and pats her head "Little horsy talks! This good!" Twilight blinks and asks again "...Who are you sir? Why are you here?" "Dah, I am Heavy Weapons Guy and I'm not sure where I am. One minute I'm brushing Sasha, the next I fall from sky!" He points up to the sky. "Sasha? Who's that?" Fluttershy asks quietly "My gun." "Oh...." "So...wait...why is this happening?" Twilight asks "We defeated another tower of Baldly Bald, I think that when that happens a portal opens...Who knows who'll we'll meet next!!" Bobobo says doing a head stand with his afro. Twilight and the group facehoofs "...Great...." Bobobo turns back into Van-o-Bo and everyone gets in as they head off to find the next Baldy bald tower. Heavy was singing a simple song that consists of no words. "So....Why is he coming with us?" Rainbow whispers to Twilight "Well if what Bobobo says is true, the next tower we defeat will make a portal show, having them to go back to their worlds." Twilight answers "So Bobobo, how'd we defeat that last tower? I didn't even see it." Beauty asks A phone rang inside Van-o-Bo and Beauty picks it up "H-Hello?" "Well we defeated it because I accidentally ran right over it! Was very small." Bobobo says through the phone "Oh...Well I hope we can get the rest of the towers done soon!" Beauty says "I don't know Beauty, maybe, maybe not. It all depends on how much cheese and moon rocks we have." "Since when did we have cheese?" "SINCE FOREVER BEAUTY!! CHEESE IS AWESOME!" Beauty sighs and hangs the phone up, she goes over to the others and sits on one of the chairs. Heavy was sitting with Fluttershy as they just look at each other. Rainbow was extremely bored, the CMC were poking Don to find out what he was, Phoenix was looking out a window, Applejack and Rarity were talking to one another, Pinkie was swiming through Jelly Jiggler, and Twilight was reading a book. They come to a stop and everyone gets out to see what was the trouble, Van-o-Bo was crying and had a wobbly mouth. "Bobobo? What's wrong?" Jelly asks "I forgot....I can't read...." Van-o-Bo says "But...how come you could read the math problems back when we were with king nosehair and had to take school with a bunch of boxed beans?" Don asks poking Van-o-Bo's glasses. "That wasn't me.....it was my twin brother....." Van-o-Bo says sadly "Wait...there's two of you?" Twilight and the group asks Suddenly Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and rolls around still crying "Yeah, and he was the best brother ever. We always had fun times playing football, tennis, afro hockey, monkey baseball, king crab baskets, the-" Suddenly a man with a white beard, white eye, and horns comes into view with a fire infront of him saying "Get on with it!" Then another man appears saying "YEAH! Get on with it!" Then an army shows up yelling "GET ON WITH IT!" Bobobo then pushes the scene aside and says "FINE! I won't tell you I'll just have the theater tell you!" Bobobo crosses his arms and pouts. Huh? We're back on? Oh... WELL Welcome back to the blast to the past. I little surprising episode that uh....wait....BOBOBO HAD A TWIN BROTHER?! uh um.....Bo? "Bobobo was once just a single child, that is until he had a twin brother pop in from another universe that looked exactly like him and sounded just like him. They got along very well and often traded places when they were bored, or they just wanted to pull some pranks." "There is not much about Bobobo's brother, but what is certain....WE HAVE NO BUCKING IDEA WHO IS WHO ANYMORE!! PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE! I'M JUST A HAIRBALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!" Suddenly a large hairball with a face comes into view "THIS IS TORTURE! I DON'T NEED TO BE IN HERE! OH NO!! THE COTTON CANDY GUARDS ARE COMING! AAAAAAAAAH!" it runs away from two puffs of cotton candy. Bobobo sits on the ground drinking tea as the rest just blankly look at him with confusion, then he suddenly gets up and turns back into Van-o-Bo. "LETS GO PEOPLES! WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME!" Van-o-Bo yells as a large arm comes out of the door and grabs everyone and pulls them into Van-o-Bo. Van-o-Bo then drives off, but behind was Don Patch who is about to say something. "Hey Viewers! We are having a little problem with keeping this series up! There will be about 3 more different characters coming up, it will be at complete random of who the writer chooses! SO BE PREPARED FOR THAT!! Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter cause I did! Byes!" Don then pops away and the screen fades to black. Then suddenly Don appears on the screen grabbing it and throwing it around yelling "YOU DID LIKE IT! I KNOW YOU DID! DON'T LIE TO ME! ROAR!!" Then he disappears again.
Chapter 8: Head and Shoulders, Knees and ToesLast we left our heroes we had some complaints about the story not being too funny, well in this chapter we shall fix that statement and bring in someone you all know and love. His name is Discord, and for some reason he's sitting right beside me.... "What? Do you expect me to be somewhere else ol chap?" Well I expect you to be in the story and not with me, I'm the narrator... Nobody likes the narrator... "Oh pffffft, that's nonsense! I frankly enjoy your company in this little enclosed area. And I do say, that the vase there needs some more color..." *ZAP* WHAT THE?! WHY?! WHY IS IT MOVING?! IT HAVE A MOUTH AND EVERYTHI- AHHHHHHHH IT'S ON MY FACE!! GET IT OFF!! "Ahahahaha~! Anyway everypony, here's your new chapter for Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!!!!" "I'm getting hungry" Don Patch says being held upside down by Sweetie Belle "Well you're in luck! We just arrived at the next Baldy Bald Tower!!" Van-o-Bo says as he stops infront of a non-finished tower with several workers sitting around a campfire having lunch. The group of workers looks over to Van-o-Bo as everyone gets out, one of them goes over to them with his arms behind his back. "Who are you and why are you here?" The worker asks Van-o-Bo transforms back into Bobobo, but in a doll costume and says "WE ARE THE GREAT PREFORMERS OF THIS LAND! I am Bebebe-be be-bebe and this is Din Latch" Don appears out of Bobo- er Bebebe's hair with face paint that looks like a sun and does a sumo pose. "And Kelly Beller!" Jelly slides in with a straw hat and a skirt on, he bows his head and says in a high pitched voice "NI!" The worker stares that the group infront of him as Twilight and the others stare at them as well. Phoenix sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose as Heavy puts a hand to his chin. The worker shakes his head and lets out a smile. "Well we certainly need something to get our sprirts up, we can't finish this tower because of lack of-" He was stopped short by Don's fist punching his face "YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!" The worker flew backwards and his back bent to a 90 degree angle, the worker then shook violently and started to emit sparks. "It's a robot!!" Beauty says pointing at the worker "Yes and he makes a fine table!" Jelly says sitting on a chair with the worker draped with a cloth, Bobobo and Don sat with him as they drank green tea. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Beauty says using her shocked look. Jeez how long has it been since the last one? The robot worker then snapped back into place and says in a robotic tone "Mission has been compromised, activating back-up plan." Twilight then says "Oh no...Everypony stand back!" Everyone stands back and Bobobo, Don, and Jelly stand tall still in their little outfits. The robot stands infront of them as the others come to his side, then the first robot retracts his arms and two robots jump up and latch to the sockets in the first robot's arms. Then in a flash of light they transformed into a large, horrible, terrifying, blob with one eye. Bobobo gets into a better stance and says "Beauty! Get the others out of here! This thing may be dangerous!" "You're kidding right? What can that thing possibly do?" Beauty asks as a giant carrot comes out of the ground beside her. The blob's eye then shined and the carrot got up and rampaged around, making quacking noises. Everyone ran away from the giant carrot until it stopped at a stop sign being held by an orange star cop. "You sir are making quite a mess here! And you see this stop sign? It's going to eat you!" The carrot laughed and laughed until Bobobo's head pops out of the sign and eats the carrot in one chomp. Then his head filled up with red and then jumps out of the sign blowing steam from his ears and nostrils. "WOW! THAT WAS ONE SPICY CARROT!" The blob with one eye laughs and says "Yes! This is our power! We can summon giant spicy carrots!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!" "No! Not spicy carrots! They'll ruin the stew!!" Jelly says wearing a chef's hat and holding a bowl and ladle. Then suddenly thousands upon thousands of carrots pop up from the ground and rampaged through the area. Everyone tries to fight them all back. Except Bobobo, Don, and Jelly. They're riding on some while wearing cowboy hats. This went on for about 5 minutes until Bobobo stood all by his lonesome. He then starts to dance, touching his head, then his shoulders, then his knees, then his toes saying "Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes." Then out of nowhere the carrots start doing the same as Bobobo, Don appeared on Bobobo's head wearing a green skirt doing the same thing Bobobo then suddenly grabbed Don and threw him yelling "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR! MUNCH MUNCH MAN!!" Don then turns into a circle and starts to eat the carrots as walls rise from the ground. Don goes through the maze like structure eating carrots and making sounds like "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka". The blob with one eye yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are ruining my plans for the perfect carrot cake! Why must you do this?!" Jelly goes over to the blob and says this "Because we don't like carrots...well maybe the ponies but not us! Oh and there's something on your head." The blob's eye looks up to it's head and there stood Pinkie wearing a party hat "HEY! You want to see my party cannon?!?!" Pinkie disappears and then reappears with her party cannon infront of the blob as it gets sucked inside. "Huh! Never did that before! FIRE!" The party cannon shot out the blob and he went through a portal that was infront of the unfinished black tower. Phoenix and Heavy stood infront of the portal, Twilight and the girls stood behind them. "Well? This portal should take you back to where you need." Twilight says "Yes, but it would be better if it was awake..." Phoenix says as the portal snores. "PURPLE CIRCLE! WAKE UP!" Heavy yells at the portal. The portal suddenly gets up and eats Heavy, Phoenix jumps back before being eaten as well. The portal burps and lays back down. A black haired monkey wearing a large white hat with purple markings on it and a blue suit, a purple cape and white boots comes out of the portal. Twilight facehoofs as Rainbow says "Oh great...Another universe thing?" Fluttershy goes over to the monkey and asks "Who are you little guy?" The monkey glares at everyone as Don rolls around in his little circle form and says "I AM MOJO JOJO, Smartest monkey in ALL of Townsville! But it appears that I am no longer in Townsville, CURSES! I was working on my machine that could've made those stupid powerpuff girls finally be defeated!!" "Y'all is a monkey...how could ya even build something like a machine?" Applejack asks "I AM MOJO JOJO! I can do everything! And you shall call me MOJO JOJO!" "MONKEY!!" The CMC yell at the same time circling around Mojo "Ah! Annoying children! Almost like the Powerpuff Girls! SHOO SHOO! BEGONE WITH YOU!" "Hey now! We can't have that sort of attitude! Go in the split end dungeon!" Bobobo says as he picks Mojo up and puts him in his afro "I shall return!!!" Mojo says before the afro closes. "Alright! Another Tower is defeated! Now Bobobo turn into a van so we can- ...Bobobo?" Beauty says as she looks at the now deflated Bobobo "I ran out of steam Beauty....can't go vroom vroom anymore.." Bobobo says as his deflated arms flail about. "BUT DON'T WORRY!" Jelly and Don say out loud "I've got the ride covered" They both show their cars in which beauty says "BUT THEY BOTH SUCK!" in that wonderful shocked look "OH WAIT! I think I have a car....somewhere in..." Pinkie says as she goes through Rarity's hair "Oh goodness me! What is this?!" "AH HA! FOUND IT!" Pinkie says coming out of Fluttershy's hair with the Hot Air Balloon "...Pinkie, how long was that in my hair...?" Fluttershy asks as she looks to the balloon "Don't know!" Pinkie giggles as she hops in the balloon. Beauty folds up the deflated Bobobo and gets in the balloon, Twilight and the gang get in as well. "WELL WE'LL JUST TAKE OUR CARS TO THE NEXT TOWER!" Don yells as he and jelly get in their cars and revved their engines and raced off. "But that's where.." Twilight started to say before Don and Jelly fall into the sea "The sea line is.." "So the next tower should be in the north! Or up in the sky!" Bobobo says pointing his deflated finger up The balloon floats off the ground and taps the unfinished Tower, it then turns into cubes and falls to the side. "Ahahahahaaa! What A lovely chapter that was today. Wouldn't you say so Narrator?" MMMMMPPPPHHHH!! "Oh it seems your in quite the jam" *Slurp* "MMMM....Strawberry. GAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAAA! Next chapter shall be "Where'd the monkey run off to?!". Have a chaotic day my little ponies! Ha Ha..."
Chapter 9: Where'd the Monkey Run off to?WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! This story is back?! HU-FREAKING-ZZAH!! Now my little ponies, the author is most sorry for this wait. School work has led him to forget his own password for the site and forget about the site itself. Now on with the story!! While Bobobo was still deflated and being used for a table cloth for the CMC, everyone was using the hot air balloon that pinkie found in Fluttershy's mane after going into Rarity's mane first. Somehow Don and Jelly grew wings and flew back up to the balloon and got on, their wings being turned into cardboard. In the distance, they all see a spinning object. Wondering what it may be, they go towards it. Rainbow flew past the balloon to get a better view. Bobobo then suddenly inflated back to his normal self, being covered in make up that Sweeite Belle put on him. "There it is" Bobobo says taking a captains pose. "There...what is?" Beauty asks "The next tower" Bobobo points to the spinning object. "It turns out the Spinning object was actually the tower itself just spinning out of control. The purpose? BECAUSE IT'S A FLYING TOWER CONTROLLED BY A GUY JUST SITTING ON SOME BICYCLE THING HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!!" Don suddenly yells out Twilight and the others just stare at him with confusion Jelly Jiggler then says "That's not how you tell a story, THIS is how you tell a story!" Twilight then asks Beauty "What are they talking about?" where Beauty just shrugs with embarrassment. "In the distance that Bobobo pointed, was the spinning object. It would seem that the spinning object would be a black colored tower and just right below it, was a man sitting on a seat pedaling as if to hold up the tower itself. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash was just flying by the balloon after returning to tell what I have just said with a disturbed look on her face" Bobobo claps as his afro opens up to show a crowd that cheered saying "That's the best I've heard! You deserve a medal! WOOHOO GO JELLY! Yeah! WOO! Why am I here..?" Don pouts in a corner saying while making a face "Mine was WAY better than that long boring thing." The balloon then hovers over to the man who was smiling a wide smile looking at the group. Twilight stood infront and clears her throat. "Um, hello! could you possibly bring that back to the ground?" She asks politely The man just stares at the group with closed happy eyes. "Hey!" Rainbow says getting infront of the mans face "Get that thing back down to the ground right now!" The man continues to just stare at the group with a wide smile and closed happy eyes. Then suddenly a large long black tentacle swipes at Rainbow as she is knocked back into the balloon. Then the spinning tower starts to spin more rapidly as it merges into one, creating a large disc. The disc then opens up a large blue eye that looks straight at the group, when this happened the girls scream in horror. Then suddenly Bobobo climbs to the ledge of the balloon and jumps to the disc eye wearing a baseball uniform. "I'm going to take you to the ball game! Batter up!!" Bobobo yells. Then another tentacle smacks Bobobo back to the balloon, only to be transformed into a baseball. "HEY! That's not fair! I was supposed to be the batter!" Ball-bo says to the disc eye. "Ok...how are we supposed to fight that thing?" Beauty asks looking at the disc eye "Don Patch! NOW!" Bobobo says having turned to normal holding his hand up. "Right!" Don says jumping up and curling into a ball, shining and turning into an orange candy landing on Bobobo's hand. Bobobo then eats the candy, after a few seconds Bobobo disappears. And in his place, purple smoke rises out from nowhere and there stood a tall man with long green hair. Wearing a blue shoulder pad on his left shoulder and wearing white robes. He also wears a red cape, a purple gem on his forehead with two golden wings coming out from one side, he wears two triangle earrings on both ears and gazes at the disc with with his blue eye. The green hair covers his other eye. "We are Bobopatch! You are no match for us!" Bobopatch says as he draws forth a green onion. Bobopatch lunges forwards yelling "Don Patch Sword!!" Then suddenly out of nowhere comes a large purple object tackling the disc eye yelling "KING NOSEHAIR INTERRUPTION!!" The seemingly king nosehair slaps the disc eye silly and says "You've been a bad boy go home to your mommy and tell her what you've done!" The disc eye cries and floats away to it's mom and tells her about what happened, then the mom tells the disc eye to go back to school in which the disc eye is back with King Nosehair. "Ah, back for more eh?" King Nosehair says cracking his knuckles He then lunges forwards with his fist, the disc eye is now in fright. then suddenly King Nosehair slams on a teachers desk wearing a headband. "Remember! You need to pass this riddle in order to get to the next class! Does everyone understand?!" King nosehair says to the class which consists of the disc eye and rows of boxed beans. King Nosehair then writes down a very tough math problem and says "Now solve this here riddle!" The disc eye was then muttering to itself about how to solve it, then suddenly the bell rings and a large whale passes through the cloud classroom carrying the disc eye away into space. With a tinkle and a boom the disc eye was no more and the whale lived happily in space. King Nosehair sighs and says "Well my work here is done!" Meanwhile, Bobopatch stares at King Nosehair with angered eyes so detailed that they took up his whole face. "That was our battle! TAKE THIS!" Bobopatch says as he draws out the Green onion again. "Don Patch Sword!!" Bobopatch yells as he strikes King Nosehair with it as he is frozen with fear. After a few seconds King Nosehair turns into a cloud and then pops into confetti and then bursts into water that falls down to the ground, then Bobopatch boards the balloon and shines. Bobobo and Don Patch were then sleeping on the floor boards. Everyone looks at them with either awe or a confused look. Twilight shook her head and says "Not going to ask, we got another tower down, that's good enough for me" Everyone nods as they float back down to the ground. When they reach the bottom Bobobo suddenly sits up and his afro pops open, everyone looks at him waiting for what ever happens next with worry. Except Pinkie where she excitedly waits. Bobobo then pops out of his own afro and asks "Where'd the monkey run off too?!" He then grabs everyone and pulls them into the afro. Down down down down the seemingly never ending fall of the afro they fell. Well they reach the bottom and see what happens?! Will they find that monkey?! Find out, in the next action packed chapter of BOBOBO Z! Er...I mean Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!!
