Workin' For The Royal Plot
The Pre-Anger of A Gamer.
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAs you started up the game, a new file and put the two player mode on, both Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong jumped out of their tree house. Fluttershy giggled at how Diddy would jump in place and DK pounded his chest. This brought back some memories, which also reminded you to do this; you went in the lower part of the treehouse, and chuckled at how DK disapprovingly shook his head.
“Awe, why does Donkey Kong look so sad?” You heard Fluttershy comment, feeling bad for the bigger Kong.
“It’s because King K Rool, the bad guy, stole all the Kongs’ banana’s, so we have to play them and get all their stash back.” Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong walk out of the tree, and you started moving Kong up the screen. Fluttershy, who was following you, saw an enemy that you didn’t notice, jumped up and killed it. Controlling Diddy Kong, of course.
“Nice it, Fluttershy!” Princess Luna says. “Have you ever played this game before?”
“I don’t Play games very often.” Fluttershy controls Diddy, and leaps into the air and grabs a whole bunch of bananas. You do the same, quickly earning the both of you an extra life! “But the controls are basic...did we finish the level yet?”
“Sorta. We finished the level, but we still got a whole island to explore!” You say as the the next level, Ropey Rampage begins.
“Oh...my.”
“Don’t worry Fluttershy!” You hear Derpy chip in. “You two got this, no sweat!” As you were running past the level, Derpy gasped. “Hey, private!”
“Yea?”
“Get on top of that tree and ground pound that little hill, thingy! I think you get a trophy!”
“How can I forget that, thanks Derpy!” As you did that, Fluttershy looked at you and tilted her head. Fuck, that is cute.
“What was that thing you just got?”
Thinking back, you never really knew what those little golden statues did, or if they did anything at all. You shrugged at Fluttershy, smiling. “I have no idea. Maybe if we find em’ all, we can get extra lives, highscores, or something cool.”
“Oh. By the way, we already finished the first world and 10 more other levels. That’s the second world too, right?”
“...what?” You checked the screen, and Fluttershy was right. You’re no longer in the jungle part of the island, you and her are now in Vine Valley: That’s nearly half the island already! Well, not half, you guys are only in the third world but damn!
“Daaamn Fluttershy, you’re this good already?”
“Um..May-be?”
“I’m honestly surprised,” You turned around to see Princess Luna shuffle through a stack of games. “For a mare who barely plays video games, you are pretty good, Fluttershy!”
“Yea, we could even finish up this game if we put in enough work. How about it, Fluttershy?” You stuck your hoof out too her, waiting for a hoof bump. She hesitated for a second, but then bumped your hoof. You made a little explosion sound effect, making the mares in the room laugh.
‘Because that’s how we get mares, right?’
Damn straight, playa! Now let’s go kick some crocodile ass.
“Um..Actually, I think it’s time I should go to bed, I’m a little tired.” You turned your head towards Fluttershy, who was covering her mouth with her hoof trying to contain the yawn. “I like this game and all, but I think It’s time for me to leave.”
You turned to the princess, who was eating some nacho’s. Shit, those nacho’s look good. She winked at you, then turned to Fluttershy. “Are you sure, Fluttershy? If that is what you wish, we’re okay with that.”
“Thank you princess.” Fluttershy placed the SNES controller beside her and stood up, making her way towards the door.
“However,” Fluttershy stopped in the middle of her tracks, turning around to face the princess. “I heard that you wanted to be more “assertive”, correct?”
“Oh no, I’m perfectly happy the way I am. Yes, no need for-” Before Fluttershy could run out the door, Princess Luna used her magic to stop her, levitating in mid air. She brought her over to in front of her, smiling.
“How about one last game before you go, huh? How about it?”
“Oh...Okay. One last game, and then I’ll have to go to bed.”
Now, what in the hell is Princess Luna up to? You look over to her, and you could see her whipping out something so dreadful, so disturbing, so anger filling, you had to avert your eyes.
“How about one game of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2?”
“ Princess Luna I really think this is a bad idea.” You say as you watch Fluttershy began her first CoD game. As the counter reaches zero, you looked up at the Princess, who was too busy keeping an un disgusted face. “Do you really think she can handle this game?
“No. I can’t even handle this game, even though I am extremely good at it.”
“Then why make her play this game?” You lacked at the screen, and saw that Fluttershy was doing surprisingly good, considering the fact that she’s a low level, not even a prestige and is using the Ps3 remote, totally different from the SNES remote aside from the D-pad.
“You see,” She’s whispering, but why? “This is your test. The SNES game was just a warmup to see if Fluttershy can get angry at a simple game. Apparently, she didn’t. Now, what you are suppose to do is calm her down when she is angry.”
“That’s it?” You turned around to see Fluttershy high hoofing Derpy. She just went on a merciless streak, dropping missiles and calling in Orbital’s, a kill streak that lets you see the enemy for about a minute or so, like nothing.
“Trust me, when she get’s mad, it;s not a pretty sight.” The Princess shudders, shaking her head disapprovingly. “She didn’t get mad this time because, like all of us who first start out Call of Duty, played for fun. She’s lucky she got a good game. 14 kills and only 5 deaths? Good, but not better.”
“...Do you take games seriously, Princess?”
“Sometimes, yea. Why do you ask.”
“No reason.” You smiled at the Princes of The Night, almost gloating. “This’ll be easy, trust me.”
“Oh damn. Shotgun got me.”
Your pupils shrunk, and you could feel your heart beat faster. You turned around to see Derpy backing away from Fluttershy slowly and towards you and Princess Luna. In the background, you could here many grunts your character would make when he dies. “What!? But I shot him!”
Luna pulled your head towards hers, meeting you eye to eye.
“You were saying?”
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Link to my new brony homie, GrandMaster Soul. More information in the Author's Note.
Author's Note
Yes I know this feels rush, but think of it as a prolgue to Fluttlershy's anger. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've just been...lazy. Yup, no doubt. (And The Last Of Us is fucking awesome)
Lastly, I want you guys to know I had a rap battle with a new brony homie, GrandMaster Soul. Link to his page is right above this note, so show him some love on his new story. It's pretty good, give it a read!
And if you wanna read that rap battle, I'll post it soon.
Have nice day!
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