Canterlot Market Square, or just C.M.S, because your conscience does not feel like saying all of that, is just how you expected it to look like.

When you first saw all of the stores, it reminded you of some old, teenager movie. You know, when they go in the mall and you see like, four maybe five ponies just standing around, laughing and having fun until a zombie comes out of nowhere and starts eating you and shit.

'What the buck is wrong with you, brain?' You ask, clearly annoyed.

A lot of things, kid. Now shut up and go stuff your face in the food court like the nobody you are.

Ignoring your conscience's last comment, you trot down the streets of C.M.S, looking around at stores to see what you can buy. There were different stores there, like Hoof Locker, Burning Topic, Game Trot, that one store your mother would take you in forcefully when you didn't want to be seen with her, and a whole bunch of other stores, bro. Yea, you felt like a kid in a candy shop, wanting to lick that lollipop and keep on going till you hit the spot, woah!

'...Funny thing about it, I use to sing that song at school and I never knew the meaning...'. You say in nostalgia.

You still don't, you haven't even seen a mares privates!

"BULL-"

Playcolt don't count, kid.

Losing the fight, you stayed silent and trotted over to a bench, sitting down and taking out the gold brown pouch the princess threw at you. Counting the bits, you reached up to 300, then stopped when somepony bopped your helmet. You look up to see a white stallion with a groomed mane, a kick-ass mustache, and one of those monocle things fancy ponies wear, along with a fancy suit. Feeling like a sir, and next to him, was a-DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!! DAT FIGURE!

She too had a white coat and is also a unicorn like fancy pants over here, but she is really slender. Her mane and tail was a light shade of pink, and her eyes seem to look into you...almost as if she's undressing you with her eyes.

"Excuse me, my good sir."

You snap out of you stupor, making the pretty mare smile. You look up at the white stallion in front you and nodded. "How may I help you, Mr...?"

"Fancy Pants." He says, smiling. Wow, his name is Actually Fancy Pants...Called it! "My wife and I were just trotting through Canterlot Market Square, until we saw you here with an emblem I haven't seen on a day guard before. May I ask what does it mean?" He sticks out his hoof and you shake it.

"Emblem? What do you mean Fancy Pants?" You look down on your right side of your chest armor, noticing an emblem with both the sun and the moon mixed like one big circle. You wondered when that got on your armor, but mentally shrugged.

"Oh, this emblem. Well, I work for both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. I'm a day guard, and a night guard." You smiled in pride, mentally high hoofing yourself.

"Really now?" The beautiful mare said. "It must be hard working for the both of them, every day and night." Her voice chilled your back, but you kept your composure. "My name is Fleur de Lis, and may I say, your muscles are very tense."

Damn. She wants the D, bro!

You felt your legs wobble a bit, and your face grow hot. but you only nodded. Fancy Pants chuckled. "My boy, do not be afraid of her compliments, she just likes to have fun with the guards." He then pulls out a little pocket watch, and then he closes it.

"Well, we must be on our way. It was nice meeting you mister...?" You were about to tell him your name, but you were interrupted by a whistle. Fleur was already in a fancy carriage, waiting impatiently. Fancy looks back and smiles.

"I'll see you next time, my friend. It is time."

"Time? Time for what?" You asked, raising a brow. He turns back to you and gives you a sly smile.

"Kids these days. Let us just say...she is very skilled in the art of flexibility." You knew what he meant buy that, and just walked away, chuckling to yourself.

She probably gives good head you know.

Time goes by real fast when all you were doing was walk around and look at the thousands of stores this place had to offer. You look up at the sky, noticing how dark it had clearly gotten since you first met Fancy Pants and Fleur. The sun appeared to be setting, as the once blue sky was now more of a orange color. Deciding that it would be best to return to the main entrance of C.M.S, you started trotting, a bit disappointed that you found nothing there of your interest.

"It sucks that I couldn't find anything here," You say, trotting pass a small clock tower. You checked the time of the tower, letting you know it was 6:30 P.M as you sighed. "Nothing here seems like it could give me some enjoyment. I'm just not the type of pony who would...What...is...that."

You were standing in the middle of the market, minding your one business when all of a sudden you see, in a clothing store you honestly do not care about, is a long, white cloak, complete with a badass hood. That's not all though, this awesome looking cloak had a large, metallic shoulder blade, with two metal shin guards, a large belt engraved with a triangle in the center of said silver colored belt, and the thing you know mares can't resist, the thing that you would look like a total badass in.

"A cape!? YEAH!" You said in excitement. Without a second thought, you trot into the store, looking around for said cloak so you can buy it with all of the bits you have. As soon as you stepped in, you noticed how this store also had other cloaks and such, including video games, computer software and a whole bunch of technological stuff you knew nothing about.

You walked closer to the cloak, running your hoof down the comfortable fabric. There was a price tag on the sleeve, and you weren't surprised that a cloak like this would cost about as much as some new gaming equipment.

"300 bits. Damn, that's a lot of dough. In fact, that's all of the bits I have here in this brown bag." You looked around the store for no reason, then smiled. "MINE!" You grabbed the cloak, gave the nice mare the bits, and walked out of the store with your awesome cloak in a bag.

You walked outside the store, smiling brightly now that you have your new, awesome badass cloak. You looked up at the small clock tower again, noticing that it was already 7;30 P.M, and your shift ends in three and a half hours. You didn't care that you were broke, so you trotted out of Canterlot Market Square and headed towards the castle.

You were already in front of the castle, ready to step inside and show the princess what you bought with the money she gave you. "Man, this cloak is so badass!" You say, stopping for a second and looking at the cloak again. "Worth all my bits, but I don't care!"

*RUSTLE-RUSTLE. RUSTLE-RUSTLE*

"What was that?" You say in a serious tone. You turned your head to the left, and noticed a suspicious looking green bush making some noises. You know, the kind of noises you here when somepony or something is in the bush, and you go check and some weird, alien thing pops out and implants its eggs down your throat, oddly similar to how-

"Would you stop being so dirty?" You say in annoyance. "Like, I know we're the same pony but damn, can't you calm your shit for once!"

No, your conscious is you, just the more inappropriate yet decisive part of you. Now go check that bush!

"Fine, fine. Asshole."

You trot closer to the bush, with your awesome cloak in the bag on your back, making sure that if it was an alien, it at least won't hurt your stuff. You leaned in closer to the bush. "Who is there?"

Silence.

"Who is there?"

More silence.

"Please come out and present yourself to a royal guard.

Excessive silence.

"Guess nopony is there-" All of a sudden, something just, rushes out of the bush and tackles you to the ground. Now, normally a guard with expert training would be calm and collected in a situation, and use a counter attack when being tackled to the ground. This is not the case when it came to you. You started to scream your head off like a little filly, closing your eyes and wishing it to be all over. You felt your back touch the cold, hard cement as you could also here your bag fall beside you.

You open your eyes, only to be greeted with two, large light purple eyes in front of you. You weren't all up in this ponies face, but you to were able to see each others face clearly. Her mane was light pink, and she wore a dirty, brown cloak. Her coat color was a dirty white, yet she still smelled clean, strangely. You could feel this mares body on you, even though you were wearing gold plated armor. You could feel your blood rush up to your face, a bit aroused by this mares looks.

...Awkward, arousing silence.

"Oh, I'm sorry Mister." She said, slowly getting up off of you. She sounded a bit older than you, at least in her mid 20's, just like how you were in your early 20's. "I am very sorry, I just wanted to...talk."

You get up slowly, calming down from the awkward position you two were in. "It's okay mam. Next time though, please don't hide in a bush, it might freak some ponies out." You say, sarcastically.

She chuckles. "I can see that. Well, I wanted to talk to you because...I wanted to know if you have anything you can give to this poor, old mare? A few bits would do, if you could spare any."

You felt sorry for the mare, you didn't have any more bits on you, and you would have gladly give her the bits. "I'm sorry ma'am, but I don't have anymore bits." You saw had she then started to shiver, and you noticed how cold she looked. You look over to the bag, and-

'NO.'

Come on dude, don't be that one stallion. Look how cold she looks, just look at those big ol' eyes that strangely resemble Princess Celestia. Don't be selfish, bro.

'But...This was 300 bits...'

Your conscious knows, but you work for the Royal Guard! Both shifts, bro, both shifts! You can make more bits easily in two weeks! Do you really need this cloak?

'Yes.'

Do you really really need this cloak?

No...Fine! You win this time, me.'

Your damn right your conscious won that one, but the war isn't over. I may actually give you a fighting chance.

With a sigh, you trot over the bag, hesitantly taking out the rolled up cloth and the metallic parts that came with it. You looked down at it, and you shed a manly tear, knowing you won't be able to see this cloak again. You turn around with a smile on your face and threw the cloak on the mares back. "Here. I know how cold it can be out here sometimes, and even though this isn't bits, I hope this awesome cloak would keep you warm."

The mares eyes widen, and she started to sob. You were about to ask her what was wrong, but she leaped at you again and gave you hug. You blushed a bit, but you hugged back, knowing you did a good thing. She leaned back and looked at your eyes. "Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?"

"You don't have too, I'm just glad you'll be a little bit warm."

"Are you sure you do not need anything? Anything at all?" The mares wet eyes then started to glisten in the moonlight, and she leaned in closer. You didn't know what she meant, but then she leaned in closer into your right ear.

"Anything."

All right look, your conscious knows this sounds bucked up...But she said anything, so, how about you take her back to the castle, and show her why a Royal Guard is skilled when it comes to using his spear?

"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm saving myself for marriage."

...Wow. You need to get yourself some damn balls, bro.

"Really? That's too bad...I'll see you another time, Private."

"Wait, how did you know my rank?"

She smiled, then she fell back into the bushes. You were about to go check, but realized it wouldn't be the best idea to just go inside. As you walked back for the castle, you just realized something.

"I did not bring anything back with me...I am so fired."

"-And that is what happened, princess."

"So, this mare lunged at you, begged for bits, you didn't have anymore because you spend all of your bits on a cloak my sister would want to wear, gave the said cloak to the mare, offered to do anything to and for you, you turned her down and she chuckled and disappeared without a trace?"

"Yes your highness."

"Hmm...well then, I'm sure this mare was drunk or something."

"But, your highness. she didn't smell like she drank any-"

"You passed the test!"

"...Uhmm, what?" I don't know either, your conscience is still processing.

Well...this went better than you expected. You were confused why the princess was not upset, especially about how you gave your 300 bit cloak away to a homeless mare. You raised a brow, then you remembered about the six tests she was giving you.

"That's right, the test of Generosity. You passed it." She smiled down at you, and you nodded and smiled back. "Tomorrow will be your last day with me, and then the next three nights you will work with my sister. She will give you the schedule tomorrow night, but you will begin most likely begin around 10:00 P.M to 9:00 A.M. Go get some sleep my loyal subject, it's already 10:22 P.M."

You saluted your princess and said your good nights to her. You trotted out of the room, and headed towards your room, ready to jump inside your bed and get a good nights rest.

'I miss my cloak.' You whimpered inside of your head.

Princess Celestia watches her royal guard leave the room as he saluted her. She only knew the guard for only two days, and she already wants to right that disco stick like it was the 70's. She looked to her left, then her right. She smiled sultrily, then teleported out of the room, but not before turning of the lights.

She appears back into her royal chambers, sighing. "Oh my, today was such a long, hard day. Better hop in the shower before I get my flank into bed." She walks into the bathroom, but not before she levitates the remote and turns on a T.V. Then another...and then another.

In total, she had a whole bunch of T.V's turned on, one of them was set to a channel with a stallion slowly taking off his armor.

"Look at those wings. Sunshine, you have really improved that last time I saw them." Celestia said in a sultry tone. She flips the channel, stopping at a locker room with another pony, this time a unicorn, lift weights with his forelegs. "Quickdraw... Lets hope your name is different when it comes to stamina." Her eyes glistened, her mouth watered as she flipped more channels. "Strings 'String Bean'." You might be a bit slim, but I bet you have more muscle elsewhere." She feels her self breathe harder, and she can feel her coat getting wet as she flips to a the last channel of one of the T.V.'s

"Oh, the new one. He appears to have durability, his muscles are pretty big and...Oh my."

Celestia could not finish her sentence. She galloped to the bathroom and turned on the hot water, making sure the shower was loud enough.

"It's... Everywhere!"

Author's Note

Please, do not expect more frequent updates from me, I am still swamped in studies and homework, I only updated because I had enough time to...and because I miss you guys! :( Also, Celestia's moaning sounds a bit like that...xD-Gordobraveheart.

I have permission to write chapters now! But I have to get them approved by the author. Lol. Anyways that's a huge plus. -SomeAsian2347