Read this one first. (because it's the first one)
Party... Ponyville style!
By: LixiD
(Title is not meant to be a Gangnam Style reference)
Party!
It’s a sunny day (as always) in Equestria. Everypony has gathered to Ponyville to celebrate the sunny day. Even Luna is invited! They all start to sing songs and dance. Pinkie thinks this party as fun. Rainbow thinks that it isn’t worth of her training time and Princess Celestia doesn’t give shit. Almost everypony is having fun at the party. DJ- Pon3 is playing awesome music really loudly and trying to figure out, where she placed her drink. Octavia is sitting next to her and playing electric guitar. She waves her mane in the air and roars loudly.
It’s only 9AM and everypony is already drunk. They all start dancing even harder when Octavia starts her guitar solo. She plays it hard and loud (like she always does). The speakers explode and Vinyl starts searching spare ones from under her seat. Meanwhile Octavia is hitting the guitar on the floor. Somehow mysteriously Vinyl found two large speakers under her seat and put them in their places.
Twilight is in the crowd doing breakdance (even though there is no music). Everypony gather around her and start to cheer for her. then suddenly she throws a double backflip (like a BOSS). Rainbow Dash noticed how much Twilight is getting attention and got jealous, so she flew in and made a double rainboom all across the sky (what am i writing?!). She started doing backflips and other cool stunts in the air, when Vinyl got the dubstep going. Luna joined the dance and had a wonderful time, but then Octavia started playing hardcore music, which made Luna transform to Nightmare moon. As soon as Shining Armor noticed this, he yelled:
“To arms, to arms!” He ran inside and got Pinkies party cannon(which is now an official weapon) and launched it towards Luna. The cannon made Nightmare Moon transform back to Luna again.
“Phew! That was close!” Shining Armor said and threw the cannon to the closest trash can.
Discord was doing moonwalk on the stage, but fell over when he stepped on the guitar pieces that Octavia had “left” there. Discord fell over and threw accidentally the chocolate chunk on top of the Sweet Apple Acres barn (he has a pretty good throwing hand). The barn blew into million pieces, but no pony cared. It was a cool explosion though.
Rainbow finished showing off and went to the closest bar to buy something to drink. She kicked the bar room open (‘cause she is so badass) and went to buy some cold milk (what did you expect?). She drank and drank many bottles of cold milk and then fainted, because her stomach was full (that is what happens when stomach is full. Right?). Applejack had brought some cider, of her own to the party and was gladly sharing it with everypony.
Daytime was getting closer to its end, BUT the party wasn’t. Even though they all were drunk as... as a drunk pony! (I wonder what a drunk pony looks like... Anyways)
If you have read one chapter of this, read this.
Party... Ponyville style!
By: LixiD
(Title is not meant to be a Gangnam Style reference... maybe)
Evening
As I stated in the end of previous chapter, all ponies were really REALLY drunk. They all still were partying hard in the rhythm of Vinyl’s exploding speakers and Octavia shattering guitars. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, came a pony that no one expected. Her eyes shined red light and she had a weird grin on her face. Yes, you know who I’m talking about. The one, the only, the great, the not so great, the wonderful, the not so wonderf... Okay, it was Berry Punch you all knew that. (Imagine, she was so drunk that her eyes glowed... cool.) Berry Punch had decided to take over the Library (for no apparent reason) After walking at the door about 163 times, she realized that she had to open the door first. She walked in and her eyes started glowing so much that she blinded everypony inside (meaning she didn’t make anypony blind ‘cause they were all partying outside) First she was about to go and flip the table, but then she forgot what she was doing and went back to drink.
Now let’s get back to the real party. Vinyl was still playing awesome music, but Octavia had stopped her... umm... raging (?), because she couldn’t find any instruments to break and was now drinking on top of Vinyl’s speakers. The shaking of the speakers made Octavia’s drink tip over and spill her juice all over the speakers. There was a huge rumbling noise. Everypony went silent when they heard the rumbling. Suddenly the rumbling stopped and everypony stared at Octavia, who had no idea what was going on, but it seemed like she was more busy searching for another drink. After she had found another drink, she saw that everypony was staring at her. After wondering what was going on a little while, she got frustrated.
“Well, what the fuck are you looking at?” After that question she just walked back onto the stage and started drinking once again. In the meantime Vinyl had replaced the speaker and the music started playing again.
The mane 6 had gathered inside the bakery and were eating loads of cake. And I mean LOADS of cake. Pinkie had eaten probably around two dozens of wedding cakes plus the extra, meaning all the forks and plates. Then there was Fluttershy, who had eaten just only a little amount of cake, but mostly because she had eaten so many muffins with Derpy not that long time ago. The rest had already eaten so much, that they couldn’t eat anymore... Rainbow Dash and Applejack, who were drinking together and having fun. Twilight was sleeping on the couch and dreaming something about her brother. You can guess that because she is talking in her sleep, she saying something like: “SSsssSSshhuuuaaainninggg UUuaaaAAAarmmmmuaaarrr.” Rarity was on the toilet trying to find as next place to go to make herself feel less bad about her situation, so she decided to go back downstairs and eat more cake with Pinkie.
So, the party was starting to end, mostly because Vinyl couldn’t find anymore speakers(and you can guess why). Discord decided to be helpful so he blew the show stage away with his awesome chocolate bombs(I want one of those). Then Luna realized that Discord isn’t allowed to be free, so she dumped a truckload of cement on Discord and was pretty proud of herself. After that she flew back to her home(I don’t know where it is actually) and got some rest.
Now in just five minutes, all ponies had gone back home and were sleeping(or throwing up). And it was a peaceful atmosphere in the small village (finally).
So, this was a normal weekend party for the ponies in Ponyville. But their reaction about the party next day probably is hilarious, but that a whole other story(and I don’t feel like writing this anymore).
