Road to Nowhere
Chapter 15
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Slowly I moved my head to the right, to see Rainbow cuddling me like a teddy bear, no matter how much I move, she won't let go.
“Dash, ..." I whisper "... Wake up.”
Smiling at first, she let her eyes flutter open, her gaze sleepily seeking mine. And there she just made my morning.
Wanting to greet me, a cute little yawn steals her breath at first “Morning Josh.”
Like the athlete she is, Dash got up like only she, or cats, can and stretched a bit in front of me. I felt a little uncomfortable, since she was raising her flank in front of me, technically giving me a teasing show of her, without actually teasing me...
“You think you can take that somewhere else… maybe?”
She smirked and thought about it “hmmm….Nope!”
Sticking her tongue at me and getting off my bed and so I got off it as well and did my normal morning stuff.And so I notice, that it seems, that Dash just won't leave my sight. When I brush my teeth, shes right by my side, when I’m eating, she's sitting right next to me smiling at me. Well I don't mind, I really enjoy her company but, I feel like I need at least a little more space. After I finished eating, I clean the dishes. While I was drying some plates, I feel Rainbow’s fore hoofs around my hip giving me a hug from behind, so I placed the cloth down and hugged her back.
Whispering she asks “You know how much I love you right…?”
Smiling I replied “Yes Dash... I know.” After the morning clean up, I forgot to wake up Twilight. As I looked at the clock it was 11:04 am. My only thought was 'Welp... She’s gonna kill me!' Dash and I slowly walked up to her room and saw her sleeping, I shoved her a bit and whispered in her ear.
“Twi... wake up”
Nothing.
“It’s time to get Twi, get up!”
still no reaction so far.
“Twi...THE PRINCESS WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY!”
She woke up and fell out of bed, her mane a total mess, trying to stay awake. “What! Where, why?! Where's the princess!?!” Dash and I started laughing at her for her typical over reacting.
Twilight looked at us with a sigh and informed “Reaaaal mature guy’s...”
Snorting Dash tried to excuse “Pffft, sorry Twilight... it’s just... your HAIR!” Dash laughed uncontrollably.Twilight then went to the bathroom to comb her mane, on the way she bumped into Spike, who, at least tried to suppress his laughter... and failed miserably.
“UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You guys can be annoying sometimes!” yelled Twilight as she slammed her bathroom door.
It took Twilight 5 minutes to fix her mane before she came back down.She looked at us annoyed. “Look Twi, sorry for the tease.” Twilight smiled a little and replied “That’s ok, I need to wake up anyway, what time is it?”
“11:04... why?” Twilight’s left eye started to twitch, my instincts suddenly told me 'you're screwed man...' “YOU WOKE ME UP LATE!?!” yelled She at us, so Dash tried to calm Twilight down “Jeez Twi, you need to relax!” She turned to Dash and said in an slightly maniacally tone.
“Relax... relax... I woke up late and might be behind my studies... and you want me to RELAX!” Dash rubbed her neck nervously and replied “well... yeah”. The lavender Fury huffed and went to her books.We both looked at each other chuckling, Twilight called in annoyance back too us.
“honestly Josh, you and Rainbow should move together so you two can joke around all you want!”
Dash's eyes went wide, she flew up with excitement and exclaimed “That’s a GREAT idea Twilight! What do you think Josh?!” I shrugged.
“I don't see why not, Twilight you think I can...” but before I even could end my question she interrupted already.
“YES! Please, for the love of Celestia PLEASE go!”
A little harsh but, whatever…
Dash then clung around my neck in excitement and said “This is gonna be SO awesome!”
“I know right! But, I need to pack up my stuff before I move in.”
“Sure thing babe! I’ll come pick you up in 20 minutes, be ready!”
Dash kissed me on my right cheek and flew out. I looked back at Twilight and said “So... you want me out now?”
She placed her book down with her magic and replied to me “I know that sounded harsh, but you know I need my space and can't have any distractions... I hope you aren't mad...” her eyes cast down beyond her books. I walk towards her giving her a hug and whispering “I understand... thanks for letting me stay here for a while... you're my best friend, the best friend a human can ask for in this world Twi.”
She blushed and hugged me back “I know.”
I had packed all my stuff and was ready for Dash to bring a cloud to for me, Twilight was beside me and on the other side was Spike. “You gonna miss me?” I said in a tease. She sigh and replied “A little, but I still got Spike.” She placed her hoof around the little guy and hugged him “Beside, you can come visit anytime... as long as I’m not in the middle of something important...”
“Deal” I said.
I notice Dash moving a cloud just for me. Flying in front of me and said “Hope on Josh!” I hugged Twilight one last time and Spike too of cause. So I sat on the cloud and waved good by to them as Dash moved the cloud to her, rather now our home. As we arrived I placed my cloths in... 'Dash’s room', since she only has one room in here. After packing, I sat on the couch to relax my back. Dash sat next to me and smile, somewhat akin to an pleased cat.
“Josh... thanks for moving in with me... that means a lot to me.” She placed her left wing on my shoulder and laid her head on my other shoulder. I didn't know what to do today, so I asked Dash if she wanted to do something.
“Hey Dash”
“Yes?”
“I was wondering, if I'm living here now, you wanna do anything today?”
She give me a seductive smile and said “Oh, I think I have something we both will enjoy...”
… What does she mean by that?
20 minutes later…
“Come on Josh!, Almost THERE!” Dash moaned
“Oh JEEZ, it’s coming!” I said.
“C’mon HARDER! You can do it!”
I couldn't hold it and we both collapsed on each other. Dash looked at me and said “Wow you're pretty good at this!”
“Thanks but yeah..., I am pretty good at twister, who knew Ponyville has this kind of games, just like the game back on Earth!”
“You know Josh, Earth may sound bad from your point of you, but there must be SOME kind of nice things about it... what do you think of Earth?”
I couldn't come up with an answer, what CAN I say of the things that go on and stuff, Lot’s of crazy shit going on EVERYWHERE and what not! But the only answer I can giver her was this.
“Ehhh… 50/50”
“Really?” she said raising an eyebrow.
“Really; really!” I smiled.
After playing a Game of Twister, we decided to venture outside and see if there would be anything to do. At first, we went to see Applejack and her family, we helped them with apple bucking and plowing. After that we went to Sugarcube-Corner.
“Welcome to Sugarcube-Corner! How may I help-... OW HEY JOSHY AND DASHIE!”
“Hey Pinkie, how's it going?” I asked.
“Oh, you know! Working in the store, serving happy customers with sweets! OH I hear from Applejack that you moved in with Dashie! Congrrats guy’s!”
Dash flew up to pinkie and replied “I know! It’s been fun since he moved in with me!”
Pinkie teased her by saying “Reaaaalllly?! What kind of fun?” She humped her eyebrow at her which made her blush.
“NOT THAT KIND OF FUN PINKIE!” She yelled in embarrassment.
“'Just messing with you, Dashie!” Pinkie giggled.
“So ya Pinkie, what kind of cupcakes do you recommend?” I asked.
“She smiled and point her hoof to the glass “I’m glad you asked Josh! We got-”
She then started naming A LOT of cupcakes, She recommends THIS!, Recommends THAT!,.... this could take awhile. After what seemed forever. I decided to have a strawberry cupcake, while Rainbow had the blueberry cupcake. We sat in the corner for a little privacy and ate together.
“Hey Dash, you know this is the place you and me went on our first date...”
She smiled “Well, it was for science... according to twilight... but yeah.” She blushed and continue eating. The whole day me and Dash spend together.
I decided to visit Lyra and Bon-Bon, it’s been awhile since I visit them. Lyra hugged me tightly and Bon-Bon did that as well. We all had tea and talked about thing’s. They congratulate me and Dash for moving in together. After we took our goodbye’s for now and headed back home.
When we arrived we were tired, we sat on the couch and Dash asked me. “So... what do YOU wanna do?” I thought about and replied “I have no clue.” By now, I feel like a boring boyfriend. Sure, we did stuff today, but I feel like I do a lot. Dash then grinned at me and said.
“...we can make out!”
I smiled and said “Umm, sure why no-” I was caught in a romantic kiss by Dash and kissed her back surprised. We laid on the couch and I let Dash suck my face pretty much. Tongue was included, but nothing too sexual. After 15 minutes of tongue wrestling and smooching, my cyan fathered mare suddenly asked.
“Want some supper?”
I looked at her raising an eyebrow and said teasingly “You cook?” She playfully punched my shoulder “Hey! I can be lazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean I can treat my boyfriend for some dinner, besides, you payed for the cupcakes, now its my turn to treat you for a meal!” She kissed me for a sec and flew off to the kitchen in one powerful stroke of her cyan wings.
While I was waiting for supper I was thinking to myself... about Dash, me, everypony, and dad… I was also thinking about Jake, But I’m not sure if he’s even alive or not. But I try not to thinking about that day, dad died, and the night me and Jake had the car accident. Right now I just wanna focus on life here in Ponyville.
“Come and get it, big guy!” yelled Dash.
I notice Dash made a couple of Salads, I guess she didn't know what else to cook, but ill give her credit for trying. While I was eating I notice her hoof playing hoofies with me. I couldn't help but smile and played with her hoof with my foot as well. You ever heard someone say that ‘love works in a weird ways’ I think this is what they are talking about. Sure dating a pony would be taboo back on earth... BUT that’s the thing... I’m not on earth anymore... So there's nothing wrong with me and Dash being together. Everypony supports us and I feel VERY happy with her.
“Wanna head to bed?” I offer
“Sure” She yawned and stretched a bit. While I was about to head upstairs Dash asked me “Hey Josh...” I turned around And said “Yes, Dash?” She blushed and said.
“I know this might sound girly but... can you carry me to bed?” She crossed her forehoofs and tried so hard not to blush. She's so freaking cute when she smiles...
“Of course Dash.” She flew into my arms and I started carrying her upstairs to OUR room. To be honest she isn't quite as heavy as I expected, well she is an athlete. So I placed her in the bed and she snuggled me.
“Dash, at least let me put the covers on us. don't wanna freeze.”
“Don't care... I’ll keep you warm.”
I decided to let it pass and cuddle her as well. As we were holding each other I realize that life’s been great here, and I don't attend to stop it anytime soon!
'Meanwhile on on Earth'
“Doctor, you may wanna take a look at this!” said a man nurse.
Doctor Jerry walked to him and said “What you got Phil?”
Phil pointed to the paper, It look’s like the patient is getting signals... I believe he’s coming back... but I can't say when though.”
“Ok Phil go get the others and meet me at the patient's room.”
Jerry looked at Josh’s conditions on paper and said to himself “Not sure how, But this kid is one lucky son of a bitch! Just not sure how long it will take for him to wake up... hopefully soon.”
Author's Note
FINALLY! an update for this story. again sorry for the wait but you know..school... but i'm almost done high school!. so expect more chapters when I graduate :)
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