
Tastes Like Heresy
Or: How to Fry Your Career in Eight Easy Steps
(Featured on Equestria Daily 1/8/13)
I'm Amber Spice, and I was Royal Chef to his royal highness Lanthanum, King of Unicornia. Was.
Now I've somehow gotten myself banished from the land, perhaps forever. Now how did I manage that, you may ask? Let's look back and see. I can't exactly sleep, so this isn't a bad way to spend my last night here.
Turns out a little bit of soul-crushing boredom, a tenacious and chaotically creative mind, and a tangent to launch off of form a dangerous recipe together.
And the result tastes like heresy.
Praise for Tastes Like Heresy:
"...very well-written. It's clever, silly, and perhaps even a bit anarchic." — Ottermatt of WRITE
"It is all very well thought out, yet feels organic instead of rigidly planned..." — Soge
"This is how original characters should be done." — Shahrazad of The Equestrian Critics Society
"Shut up and take my bits!" — SIGAWESOME
Now has its own Tropes Page.

9 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Some Time to Reflect 2013-01-01 03:40:57 UTC1523
- Chapter 2: Hunting for Inspiration 2013-01-01 04:02:53 UTC2376
- Chapter 3: Archive Binge 2013-01-04 04:07:28 UTC3005
- Chapter 4: Cooking up a Cutie Mark 2013-01-08 18:24:22 UTC3759
- Chapter 5: Trial by Fire (and Explosions) 2013-01-15 07:57:54 UTC5500
- Chapter 6: Dinner and a Show-off 2013-04-17 08:00:46 UTC5750
- Chapter 7: Toroidal Heresy 2013-09-16 06:33:40 UTC4873
- Chapter 8: Actual Trial, Figurative Fire 2014-01-12 07:57:38 UTC11046
- Interlogue: Spice Must Flow 2014-01-12 08:07:59 UTC222