Ponies?.....Stephano, do something!
Lyra was in her basement, working on a machine that should bring a human to Equestria. "Just gotta add the final adjustments..." she said to herself, screwing in a screw.
"It's not gonna work you know." Bonbon said.
"Whatever, you don't know." Lyra responded, pushing a green button.
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Pewdiepie was playing Amnesia. he had just picked up Stephano, he was wearing a shirt with a Brofist on it. then suddenly he was surrounded by a blinding light. then he wasn't in his house anymore.
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"Omigosh, ITS WORKING, Omigosh!" Lyra said, unable to contain her excitement. then he was there, Pewdiepie was in her basement staring at her and Bonbon.
"Dafuq am i?" Pewdie asked.
"Ponyville." Lyra answered simply, then she hugged his leg.
"Oh my god, ponies hitting on me, i didn't know i was THAT awesome!" Pewdie exclaimed. "And i still have Stephano!" he said to the figure in his palm.
"Lyra, i think we got the wrong human." Bonbon said.
"Nono, it's me, you got the right one." Pewdie said.
"And you got a Stephano. don't ignore me!" Stephano said.
"Oh yeah, and you got a Stephano." Pewdie corrected himself.
"I need to show you to the others..." Lyra said, barley in a whisper.
"Dafuq? others?! am i with aliens?! Stephano do something!" Pewdie screamed.
If Stephano wasn't made of metal, he would have facepalmed. "Its a place of friendship Pewdie.......not that i watch it or anything." he added.
"I still can not believe you made it work..." Bonbon said.
Lyra detached herself from Pewdie's leg then asked "What's your name?" with big eyes.
"My name is Pewdiepie." Pewdie said in his normal humorous manor.
"Really? That sounds a lot like our names." Lyra said.
"Well, my real name is Felix, but you can call me Pewdiepie, Pewdie for short." Pewdie explained.
"And i am Stephano." Stephano introduced himself.
"You know, i could make you a human if you like, all i gotta do is make ya bigger and give you flexibility." Lyra said.
"Really, how?" Pewdie asked.
Lyra tapped her horn.
"Oh yeah.." Pewdie said.
then Lyra casted a spell, it worked, Stephano expanded off of his platform and then he was human.
"Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro." Pewdie said to Lyra.
"What?" she responded.
"You're awesome at magic." he said simply.
"So, where are the others?" Stephano asked, now full sized, about the same height as Pewdie.
"Oh, outside, out of this house, you'll love em." Lyra responded.
Author's Note
Just so you can get an idea, i think the ponies would reach up to their knees on all fours and their stomachs on their hind legs.
Oooh, look at all the poni-Barrels!
Lyra and Bonbon were showing Stephano and Pewdiepie around. they were walking up to their first pony, Derpy hooves. she flew to them first though, they were actually going to Carrot top.
"Oh, hi Derpy." Lyra said.
"Hahahahahahah! Derpy! Classic!" Pewdie interrupted the conversation with laughter.
"What's his problem exactly?" Derpy asked.
"He's....new." Lyra explained.
"Pewdie, control yourself, it's just a name!" Stephano told him, smacking him in the back of the head.
"So, humans? congratulations Lyra." Derpy said. "so what's their names?"
"Well, he's-"
"Please woman, let us talk! My name is Pewdiepie." Pewdie said, again in the way he addresses his Bro's
"And my name is Stephano, pleased to meet you, sorry about him." Stephano said, shaking Derpy's hoof.
"Wow, are you french or something? I love your accent!" Derpy exclaimed.
"I came up with it." Pewdie mumbled.
"Shut up Pewdie, no you didn't, you found me on a table and named me." Stephano said, glaring at Pewdie.
"Why was he curled up on a table? Was he hurt, why is he gold, why are you not gold?" Derpy asked them plenty of questions.
"I used to be a statue, so i wasn't curled up. I was gold and humans look stupid. I was, and still am, made of metal so i wasn't hurt. He's not gold because he's normal." Stephano answered them in no particular order.
Derpy nodded, understanding. "So Lyra, did an awesome spell to make you normal?" She asked.
Stephano just nodded. man this pony talks a lot. He thought.
"Well, you better be on your way!" Derpy said, flying off.
"Now lets meet Pinkie." Lyra decided, since Carrot had left.
When they made it to Sugarcube corner Pewdie had to duck to make it in the door, but it was tall enough to stand in.
Pinkie immediately rushed to them, she knew what they were from talking to Lyra. "hi, I'm Pinkie pie! What are your names, do want some cupcakes, or maybe muffins? Maybe you prefer ice cream? Or maybe-"
"Omigod woman, shut up!" Pewdie exclaimed. "I'm going deaf from your constant talking!"
"Hehe, sorry." Pinkie said with a green somewhere in between sheepish and apologetic.
"Well, my name is Pewdiepie." Pewdie said as if he was addressing a bro.
Pinkie gasped. "No way! I'm Pinkie pie! our names sound so alike!"
"And i am Stephano." Stephano introduced himself with his normal accent.
"Oooh, awesome accent! I used to know somepony with an accent, it wasn't like that though, it was a Manehatten accent. She was friends with the Cutie mark crusaders, haven't met them yet? You will. they're fun. They don't have cutie marks yet...." she rambled on.
"Let's get the hell outta here." Pewdie whispered to Stephano. then they sneaked out.
"How'd it go?" Lyra asked.
"She wouldn't shut up!" Pewdie answered.
"yeah, she tends to ramble." Lyra explained.
"ramble? she would not shut. up." Pewdie pointed out.
"Well, who do you wanna meet now?" Bonbon asked.
"I dunno. look at all the poni- Barrels!" Pewdie spotted them, a huge bunch of barrels, staring right at him. He ran at them and picked one up. He then punched it repeatedly and smashed it on the ground. For the finisher he stomped on it as hard as he could, it shattered into bits. Then he beat the rest of the barrels, taking his time to cause lots of pain.
"Does he usually do this?" Lyra asked.
"All the time." Stephano answered. then he facepalmed.
"My barrels!" A pony exclaimed. It was Colgate. She tried using her magic to drag him away but he had too much hatred for barrels to be dragged away, he continued beating them. "Stop!" Colgate screamed. "My toothpaste is in there!"
"Pewdie stopped for a second. The red toothpaste oozing out of the barrel he was about to stomp on. "I thought it was blood. Couldn't you put it in a box or something?" then he stomped on it, sending toothpaste flying everywhere. he then started on his 10th barrel, punching a hole strait through it. he was covered in the 'blood'.
"Does he ever stop?" Lyra asked again.
"Not till they're all dead." Stephano answered.
After a few more minutes there were no more barrels. Pewdie walked up to the others, covered in toothpaste. "So whatcha wanna do now?"
