[EDIT over a year later: I first stopped writing this story after lack of inspiration, but I now realize that I wasn't going anywhere with it and it suffered terribly from Purple Unicorn Syndrome. I'm just not going to delete it so I can show it to people to see how far I've come. I'm never looking at it again.]

Minnuette was a dentist at Canterlot Regional Dentistry Offices, but after slipping up and doing something very embarrassing she has ended up being fired from her job. She turns to Ponyville to help her, but after a year of living there she becomes fed up with people mistaking her mane for toothpaste and therefore calling her the name which is the bane of her existence: Colgate. She will work hard to make sure she won't have a fit and break down in front of her friends, but how will she cope with what they say and still be able to work for a living at Ponyville Medical Center?