Back From the Moon

by Commander.E Toros

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Princess Luna, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, DJ P0N-3, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 5725

Dempsey, Takeo, Nikolai, and Richtofen have destroyed Earth leaving them nothing to do.

Griffin Station lays quiet. Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen now are stranded on the moon. With supplies running low the survivors devise a plan to use the teleporter to go back in time to reverse destroying Earth, but a malfunction sends the survivors to a whole new universe, to Equestria.

But with element 115, trouble always follows the survivors.

The survivors, now lost must collect their bearings and investigate this new world and meet some friends along the way. Will the survivors save Earth? Will they save Equestria? What happens next? Find out in the first installment of Back from the Moon.

Published 2013-01-10 06:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-23 01:43:50 UTC

Prologue

Prologue

Back From the Moon

Written By: Commander.E Toros

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*Radio Static* "Date April 24th 1968.
"Dear diary,
I would have never thought that Element 115 coud be so destructive especially when placed in a rocket filled with atomic veapons!" "Only when it was too late that we found the true nature of Maxis's plan. That swine hound!" "It was too late to save Earth. I despised every part of it, but I digress." *background voice* "Hey Richtofen! what the heck is taking you so long?! We need to find food or we'll starve". "WELL STARVE THEN!!!" Muhahahahaaaa!!!! more for me, Less for you." * End Radio Transmission*.

" I was in the middle of an important log American swine!" scolded Richtofen.

Not as important as finding moar * Belch * Vodka! added Nikolai drunk as usual.

"What do you think were gonna do huh? Sit around here and die while your blogging!?, Or are you gonna get off your ass and find us food!?" asked Dempsey in Irritation .

Takeo who remained silent moved from the corner of the room and stood by the window of the Installation looking out into the void of space. Then he spoke.

"Our supply runs low, we must take action or accept a slow painful death.

Two Years passed since the survivors had arrived on the Moon, they had killed all of the undead that now lined gates, hallways, rooms, and doors. Their rotting stench undetectable by the vacuum of space.
The destruction of Earth had left the survivors stranded with no one to contact for rescue or supplies and the rockets that destroyed Earth took what remaining source of Element 115 was left in the station, leaving the station without power.

They had two years worth of supplies that lasted them but in the past few days food had to be rationed and water was running low in the supply tanks and the fear of starving to death on the Moon creeped into their minds.

" I Have an Idea." Richtofen said wearing a maniacal smile on his face.

" Bring all ze bodies to the central mainframe of the Teleporter and ill calibrate the machine to draw the 115 from them" Its SOOO brilliant I don't know why I didn't think of it in the first place when we were trapped here, BRILIANT!." shouted Richtofen asserting his knowledge in an attempt to make the others look stupid.

"If we were able to time jump from 1945 to 1968 zen we should be able to go to a.... better point in time." explained Richtofen.

"Do we even care what *Vomit* time we'll drink in? said Nikolai in his usual drunken state.

"Perhaps if its successful we can save the Earth as well, I do miss my home." said Takeo in a saddened but confident voice.

"So if your brilliant plan back fires? Then what we'd still end up back here anyway!" argued Dempsey with great skepticism

"Well its worth a Shot! he he shot" said Nikolai drinking the last of his Vodka. "Oh NOOO!!! its gone! its all gone". whimpered the drunk Russian as he curled into a fetal ball and cried.

"Well zears no choice." said Richtofen. If we don't act now I fear that we might have another opportunity to do anysing else after zat." Richtofen Added.

"Well as much as I hate work and I hate you! lets get to it then." Said Dempsey as he kicked Nikolai to cut it out. "I hope you know what your doing." said Takeo "I hope so too my friend." said Richtofen looking toward the destroyed Earth. "I hope so."...

*Equestria*

It was the end of another day in Equestria the sun was ready to set beyond the horizon, Princess Celestia made her way to the sun setting it before her. Her sister Princess Luna soon followed with the Night sky the stars and then finally the Moon.

"TIa? Luna asked her older sister.

"Yes?" Replied Celestia "Would you like to raise the moon with me tonight?"

She had always been this way with her sister, getting to re acquaint herself back to life after having spent 1000 years on the Moon.

"I would be my honor my little sister." Celestia said in a loving voice.

The two princesses moved in synchronization toward the celestial body and with their combined goddess strengths lifted the Moon from the horizon into the night sky. The two had finally finished raising the Moon and were about to head back to Canterlot castle when Luna saw in the corner of her eye what appeared to be a series of cyan blue lightning striking the Moon.

"Sister!" Luna shouted.

"What is it Luna" asked Celestia curiously. The event emitted so much light that it could be seen from the planet below.

In Ponyville the Mane 6 were enjoying the night sky at their annual friendship campout. They were all laughing and discussing all the fond memories of their adventures around Equestria.

"Hmmm that's odd. said Twilight muttering to herself looking through her telescope.

"What's up there Sugar Cube? asked Applejack.

"There's lightning striking the Moon!" said Twilight
"There's lightning striking the Moon!" yelled Luna. The two said in synchronization un aware of the coincidence.

"That's impossible, what kind of magic is this?" asked Celestia now beholding the event taking place. "I must investigate it might harm Equestria and that's a risk I cannot take!".

The two Celestial sisters reduced their goddess size and flew toward the point of origin of the event. Then landed directly in front of the event and began to contemplate what was to be done.

*The Moon, Earth's Orbit, Griffin Station 15 minutes Earlier*

A metallic banging could be heard among other sounds of construction as Dempsey and Richtofen placed the last piece to the new Element 115 Extractor teleporter. With a flip of the oh so familiar power switch the machine whirled to life.

"See! I told you swine hounds that all ze bodies would have an adequate amount of Element 115 in them!!! boasted Richtofen. "But we need to hurry, Now into ze Teleporter."

The four survivors took one last look at their surrounding and then stepped on to the pad. The vision of cyan light over took the vision of each man as they stepped on all at one time, the familiar crackling air and feeling of nosia returned to them all.

Just then they all heard a eerie and familiar deafening scream and saw the apparition of Dr. Maxis and his daughter Samantha. After Maxis rode the rockets to Earth and destroyed it he was freed from the mainframe able to roam the freely able to freely unleash his evil upon the universe.

"You may run, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!!!" said Maxis. Samantha pointed in their direction with a sinister demented smile raised her hand. The teleported whirled and lit up, then with a flash of light the four dematerialized into bans of light. As they teleported away they saw two giant glowing yellow eyes then a roar of anger as they disappeared in a flash of white light.

And once again they escaped death.

" Take me too them Samantha, and when we find them, we'll kill them together sweetie" said Maxis. "Yes Daddy." said Samantha. They both disappeared in the similar fashion as the survivors. But then a passing meteor shot in their path and they changed its direction heading toward their destination.

Author's Note

School making it more hard to write will finish maybe in a month. More chapters to come.

Arrival

Luna and Celestia stood on the cold surface of the Moon watching the beautiful but eerie spectacle of light that beheld them. " What is it? In all my time that I spent on the Moon. I have never seen anything such as this! exclaimed Princess Luna.

"What ever it is my magic cannot contain it, I will exhaust myself if I try any harder" panted Celestia. She released her magical grip on the cyan beams of light and both the princesses moved back. Then they heard a strange humming that started in low but soon grew into a large buzzing sound that sounded like a million bee's buzzing. The bans of light started to pulse violently and started to grow brighter. Something told Luna an explosion was about to happen.

"GET DOWN!!! yelled Luna Tackling her older sister to the dusty surface of the Moon when a Loud "BOOM!" hit and rumbled the moon for a split second sending Moon rocks and dust in every direction and sprinkling them with moon dust. The last of the light faded and the only remaining sound was a hiss as the lightning subsided.

"Whoa wher..where are we? Asked Dempsey.

"A better question Dempsey is what time period are we in?". Said Richtofen with the usual spiteful tone. "Hmmm my dimensional scanner isn't working...damn price of shistah!!!"

"What was that?" Asked Dempsey.

Nothing.....nothing of your concern foolish American. Said Richtofen under his breath.

Look guys the Earth is bac...Bluaaaarrrgghhh!!. The Russian was cut short by his own vomit. "Oh. I need To sit down." he added as he sat on a near by Moon rock.

The four looked up to see a Celestial body the same as Earth but the land was different, where was America?, Europe?, Asia? where was it all?. there was land but not the same land form they knew. Then they noticed something else that would scare even the bravest warrior.

And Takeo saw it.

" So if we are back in time and Earth is not blown up, and we were inside of moon station without space suits , then why are we outside in space?" asked Takeo despite knowing they were in space with no space suit.

"Damn it Nikolai! I thought you brought the God damn Space Suits!!! yelled Dempsey at Nikolai.

" Must have forgot them on the table next to the Hacker.........Oh God were gonna die!!! There is no Air!! yelled the drunk Russian now running in circles franticly.

"Wait wait wait hold up one second... so if we don't have space suits why are we still breathing? There's air! said Dempsey in Astonishment.

"How the Fu.... hey! Someone is watching us! Dempsey saw his suspicion was confirmed when he saw a pair of dark blue eyes draw back behind a large moon rock.

"Sister! Luna whispered. "What are they? she asked her sister.

Princess Celestia took a quick look at the newcomers than quickly sank behind the rock.

"Humans!? In Equestria? where did they come from!? whispered the Sun Goddess to her sister.

"Are they Friendly? asked Luna.

"I've Encountered some Humans before and they were quite hospitable but they can also be hostile, by the looks of it theyre warriors of some kind judging by the scars and battle dress they're wearing and they also have weapons. explained Celestia to her younger sister.

"Maybe we should Introduce our selves and let them know we are friendly. Suggested Luna.

"We can try, but if anything happens get behind me! said Celestia warning her sister.

The four Survivors stood in a huddle listening to Dempsey explain what he saw. "That is Impossibruuu! said Takeo. "I know what I saw, we aren't alone up here" argued Dempsey.

"Well Dempsey scientific research shows that's there's no life on ze Moon so that is relatively impossibl.... Richtofen was about to finish his sentence when he was interrupted by majestic rays of light that casted a shadow on him.

The next sight they saw broke the total logic in Richtofen's mind, Two Pegasus Unicorns flying down from above them both generally the same size but one was a size smaller than the other. One had a coat of Stunningly clean white and the other a dark sky blue that of the night sky. Both wore crowns and a breast plate that showed the Sun and Moon with the same mark on their behinds. Their manes sparkled with start reflections.

Luna landed beside her sister and began to observe the four men. Each of the men wore different insignia on their uniforms. The first wore a flag with a blue rectangle and white stars with red and white stripes on his arm, the second wore a Red star adorned with a golden Hammer and Sickle in the center on his hat, the third had a simple white flag with a red circle in the center, and the fourth who stood in the front wore a red ban around his arm which had a white circle and a strange cross in the center.

She wandered for a minute at what they represent...but that could come later.

"What The.... mouthed Dempsey in disbelief.

"Impossible...said Takeo in astonishment.

"Ooh I must lay off the magic brew vodka *Belch* said Nikolai in his natural drunken state.

"OOOH I Knew zey were real!!!, AHAHAHAHAHA! Exclaimed Richtofen with glee as a giant smiled grew on his face.

"Let me Introduce my self I am Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria and this is my sister Princess Luna. We come in peace are you friend or foe!? Asked Celestia as she introduced herself.

English. The universal language was being spoken to them by intergalactic talking magical Unicorn Pegasus's that were princesses of the world they had just stumbled upon. It made communication a whole lot easier.

"Hello There!!! started Richtofen " I am Dr.Edward Richtofen we come in peace and we are friends I guess." said Richtofen with a happy tone sheepishly looking towards his comrades. "We are from planet... " Yes I know your from planet Earth." Interjected Celestia interrupting Richtofen.

"How do you know about our world?" asked Dempsey with curiosity and frustration.

"I had visited once before but in a time where magic and the super natural was possible with you and your species, but after the passing of that age all magic left your planet and so did the magical creatures that lived among you. Explained Celestia.

"What are you all doing here? Asked Celestia.

"Earth was destroyed, and in a last attempt we tried to jump back in time to save Earth but instead we
landed here" explained Takeo.

"We would like food and supplies and a place to stay until we can figure out what we can do to make the correct preparations and adjustments to our plan. Said Richtofen in his demanding yet sutle tone.

" It will be done, and I will have my most trust worthy student to help you, she knows a great deal of magical spells that may assist you in getting back home as soon as possible. But for the time being you are guests in Equestria. Said Celestia.

"Damn a universe full of titty bars and we end up in a magical pony land." Grumbled Dempsey.

"Come with us we will take you to our planet now. Said Luna excitedly.

"OH MEIN GODT A Whole planet of MAGICAL PONIES AHAHA. exclaimed Richtofen Once again full of glee.

A yellow glow came from the Allicorn's horn and with a flash of magical sparkling light they disappeared from the Moon.

The four men now stood in a large thrown room that had a towering stair case that led to two throwns as they looked around the room their hosts were not beside them. They continued to bask in the rooms glory. "This place sucks. said Dempsey not amused by the royal décor.

"Now I can do my research on these...ponies and their Magical abilities, Ooh the fun I will have!! Said Richtofen with his maniacal grin returning to his face contemplating his plans.

Then they all heard a familiar voice speak to them.

"You may head down the stairs to the left to the dinning hall, the cooks have prepared a large feast for you. After you've finished four royal guards will escort you to your rooms. Then tomorrow morning we will take you to my faithful student. Said the disembodied voice of Celestia.

The four looked at each other for a few brief moments before they all raced for the stairs." LAST ONE THERE Is A ROTTEN SWINE! Yelled Richtofen as he ran to the stairs first pushing Dempsey and Takeo aside. Then the others followed in hot pursuit.

They were hungry, they wanted food and they wanted it now.

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Author's Note

Second chapter getting back in the swing, more on the way!!! Editing also inbound!

The Meeting

It was early morning in Ponyville, everypony was still in bed and enjoying the last hours of night before starting the new day. All except Twilight Sparkle who stayed up from midnight packing and preparing for her trip to Canterlot. She had been Summoned by The Princess to help her with an "Urgent" matter that needed her attention. Twilight wondered what it could be. but that could wait she had to get her friends together and take the morning train to Canterlot.

After gathering all her friends, the six made their way to the train station and waited.

"What's this about Darling? I didn't have time to brush my mane or pack anything!' whined Rarity with great irritation.

"Yeah sugar cube, I need to buck apples for the annual apple sale today!" added Applejack wiping the sleep from her green eyes.

" I didn't even read a section of Daring Do this morning Twilight!! This better be good!." Complained Rainbow Dash Flying over head.

" Well remember when I said I saw lightning on the moon? You remember right Applejack?" Asked Twilight.

"I recken I remember ya sayin that that night" answered Applejack.

"Well the rest of you didn't see it but there was a strange source of cosmic lights hitting the moon, I didn't give any notice to it that night but then I got a letter this morning from the princess requesting my help to help some....she referred to them as "guests" from another universe and I was excited and scared at the same time so I couldn't think of anything else but to have my freinds come with me." Explained Twilight.

"Oooh maybe I can throw them a welcome party!! Good thing I keep extra party goods just encase!" Exclaimed Pinkie Pie bouncing in a circle around her freinds.

Fluttershy remained silent and stood in the center of the group. She contplated in her mind what the new "visitors" looked like, the first thing that popped in her mind was horrid monsters that were disgusting in appearance. Then with speed quicker than Rainbow Dash she raced over to her friends her hooves shaking with fear.

The others looked at her with great surprise.

"oh, sorry just got startled by my own thoughts." said the Timid yellow mare.

After another 15 minutes the train pulled into the station and halted with a loud hiss followed by a long blow of the whistle.

"All ABOARD!!" Yelled the conductor. As soon as he said those famous words the six ponies boarded the train that read "Canterlot Express". With another few short moments the train blew its whistle and started to part Ponyville.

It would be Four hours but the six would all get adequate rest. With the cars rocking and steady beats coming from the tracks Twilight and her freinds fell asleep.

The morning sun burnt bright as it rose into the sky, all the royals of Canterlot castle were enjoying their mid morning breakfast when all of the sudden. *BOOM!! An explosion of wind and energy waves flowed through the halls. There were sounds of running hooves followed by foot steps.

"Get back here! Give me mein hat!! And mein BREAKFAST!!!" Yelled Richtofen.

"I TOLD YOU SIR I WAS Gonna WASH IT!! Screamed the frightened mare.

" You will pay for your arrogance!!!" Chased Richtofen.

The maid pony dropped Richtofens hat as she rounded a hall way and finally got away. Richtofen who was out of breath slowed down to a slow walk then stopped to pick up his hat and placed it firmly on his head once again. Just as he stepped back around the corner of the corridor there stood the two princesses looking down on him with great disgust. Then a second later the others joined the two princesses.

"What the Fuck are you doing Richtofen!" Demanded Dempsey

"Yes, What they hay were you thinking Doctor?" Princess Luna scolded.

"Zat mare took my hat and then tried to touch my Thundergun and it shot off a round....Hahahaha Touch my DG-3!" Joked Richtofen as he laughed making an immature joke about the Thundergun and another part of the human anatomy.

"And I didn't get any Breakfast!" he Snorted.

"Nikolai likes his bacon CRISPY!" Yelled Nikolai aloud.

"Shut up Nikolai and it ain't funny Richtofen!, as much as I hate not killing shit ya gotta calm down." Said Dempsey trying to keep a cool head.

"Dempshey, I hate you... I hate you so much..." said Richtofen

"I will not have you doing harm to my loyal subjects doctor! If you will not heed these warnings I will send you back to the Moon! Do I make myself clear!" Threatened Celestia.

"Yavul die Prinsezzen!" Richtofen stood at attention with his left arm at a stiff Nazi salute.
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"Oooh, no honor for you!" teased Takeo.

Princess Celestia moved towards the window of the royal hallway and saw that a train had just arrived at the station of Canterlot Castle. She saw only six passengers part one of the train coaches. She then looked at each of the Survivors.

"It is Time you met my most loyal and faithful student, she will help you in your attempt to return to your own world and time. I will arrange a meeting with you and her friends in the grand ball room in 10 minutes down stairs." Explained Celestia now demanding the attention of the four humans.

"I will meet you all down there in a minute, Luna will you escort them down to the royal ball room?" Celestia asked her sister after talking to the survivors.

"Yes Sister" Replied Luna.

"Come with me" said Luna to the four escorting them down the hall then disappearing around the corner.

With a Magical Burst Celestia Magically Teleported down to Twilight Sparkle and Her friends appearing in front of them.

"Princess Celestia!" Exclaimed Twilight as she gave a bow.

The other five gave the same respectful bow as the princess approached them.

"I've missed you, too." Chuckled Celestia.

"I have somepo...I mean someone I'd like you to meet, but..be very cautious when you address them and gesture to them they may take it as an offense or a threat so I urge you to please not be rude." Celestia warned Twilight and her friends.

"Why what ever do you mean Princess. Rarity never judges." Boasted Rarity.

"Oh really?" mocked Applejack.

"Well if it all goes to hay, Never Fear your Friendly Dash IS HERE!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

"I don't think that will be necessary Rainbow Dash". The Princess Assured them all.

"Well let us head to the grand ball room, they're getting impatient." Said Celestia.

With the same magical glow the seven ponies disappeared in a burst of yellow magic then re appeared in the grand ball room. The same one where they attended The Grand Galloping Gala and celebrated Twilight's Birthday. Except this time it was empty.

In the center of the room stood Princess Luna along with the newcomers Twilight had been told about. She examined them and was curious of everything about them and her friends did just the same.

The four survivors now looked at the six ponies with a look of curiosity and confusion. This is her most trusted student? wondered Richtofen.

"Twilight Sparkle this is Doctor Edward Richtofen and his companions they are Humans from the planet Earth and they need you to help them find a way back. Their planet was Destroyed and they need to go back in time to save their planet." Explained Celestia.

There was a long moment of silence, then it was broken by Twilight.

"Um Hello?" Started Twilight.

"Hello zere, I am Doctor Richtofen and zees are my...Collogues." Responded Richtofen extending a hand for a hand shake.

Twilight cautiously raised one hoof and extended it towards Richtofen, then locking into a hoof hand shake. The two smiled in acknowledgement that both parties could be trusted. She moved to the Next Human and re peated the same process.

"The names Tank Dempsey sprinkle horse!" said Dempsey with a smile.

"Its Twilight Sparkle please" pouted Twilight as she moved on to the next person.

"My name is Nikolai and I am so happy to..ugh oh I need Vodka!" stuttered Nikolai while shaking Twilights Hoof.

Twilight gaged at the smell of his breath, it was the foulest of smells she had ever smelt. It was the smell of alcohol and Death mixed into a horrid stench. She then moved to the last of the Survivors and was surprised at his calmness.

"I am Takeo Masaki and it is an honor to meet extraterrestrial ponies!" he said as he bowed instead of shaking hands. Hoofs.. what ever.

After Twilight had finished meeting all four of the humans she turned to her friends and with a smile she encouraged them all to meet the survivors. After about 30 minutes they had all introduced themselves to their new "guests" all except Fluttersy who hid behind Rainbow Dash once again.

"Oh? what is zis?" Richtofen looked at the timid yellow mare hiding behind her cyan counterpart.

"Do not be afraid I vill not hurt you." assured Richtofen.

"Hey no funny stuff mister!" Rainbow Dash warned Richtofen.

"Do not worry" said Richtofen ignoring Rainbow Dash.

Richtofen knelt down and extended a hand towards Fluttershy.

Fluttershy peeked out from behind Rainbow Dash who was trying to get her out from behind her. Richtofen treid his best to reach out for her but she backed behind Dash again at every attempt. Then finally Richtofen saw her look once again only this time he smiled at her the best he could without looking like a total maniac. *Squee* as Richtofen smiled.

Fluttershy finally started forward, and with a gentle hand Richtofen started to pet her head and the her mane. Then the un expected happened, Fluttersy leaped forward and embraced Richtofen with the tightest of hugs.

"Aww isn't that cute!" teased Dempsey.

"You are my new favorite!" Exclaimed Richtofen.

The other five ponies cheered with joy and hugged the nearest Human to them.

Twilight who stood next to Princess Luna and Celestia and Richtofen looked at the display before them watching as the ponies and humans were laughing together. Then she looked at Princess Luna and Celestia and finally said.

"I think this is the start of a beautiful Friendship."

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Author's Note

Completed Chapter 3 now onto Chapter 4. Phew.... that was a long wait sorry for the inconvenience. Damn School but anyways as always Enjoy and leave your comments below.

The Hounds of Hell

Night fell on Eqeustria, the moon shown bright and the stars sparkled like diamonds. Below Canterlot the ever so dangerous Everfree Forrest was alive with sound. Activity could be heared in all directions. In the darkest part of the Forrest a foul stench loomed in the air and demon green eyes were the only thing that was possible to see along with others. One of the creatures stepped out into the moonlight and gave a long howl at the moon.

Timber Wolves, possibly one of the most fearsome magical creatures in the Everfree were on their usual patrol looking for prey to feast upon. Suddenly a flash of light flew across the sky flying high through the atmosphere in a ball of fire. The fireball then turned to the direction over Ponyville passing over and crash landing in the Everfree. The asteroid hit with such force that it rocked Ponyville causing its residents to awake from the shear sound and display that was only meters away. Animals ran out of the Forrest in every direction seeking sanctuary.

The asteroid made a impact crater where it bounced then made a trench that fell into a swamp. The Timber Wolves were the first on the scene, the pack leader stood in front of his subordinates. The still smoldering space rock discharged a bolt of Element 115 knocking the Timber Wolf to the ground. He lay there for a minute, and the other two groweled at the invader. Then Two, three, four, five, six, Hell Hounds appeared their eyes glowing a bright yellow comparing to that of the Timber Wolves. The Hell Hounds had no mercy as they tore appart the Timber Wolves with ease.

The last Timber Wolf rose to his paws but he was different, his eyes glowed yellow like those of the hounds. He was now controlled by Samantha as if one her own by her beloved Fluffy.

With a Clearing provided by the asteroid's crash landing, the hounds and their new comrade looked Towards Canterlot Castle and obtained they're objective.

"FETCH ME THEY'RE SOULS!" With their command understood they ran of into the night twoards they're target.

*The Castle*

At the request of Pinkie Pie to have a party for their new friends that very night and acceptance from Princess Celestia, the four were treated to a party like no other. There were streamers, balloons, confetti, strobes and music provided by DJ-PON3 or Vinyl to her friends. Everyone and pony were having a good time.

At the bar Nikolai socialized with Berry Punch, the two drunks laughed and talk like they were old friends. Berry Punch drank cider as Nikolai gorged on every vodka bottle at the bar. Dempsey and Richtofen were on the dance floor trying to pull off some moves with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Richtofen started to shuffle.

"IM DANSHING!! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Richtofen exclaimed as he started to shuffle.

"You suck Richtofen!" Said Dempsey as he started to break dance on the floor.

All the others started to look in awe as the spectacle on the dance floor became a competition that formed a circle in the middle of the floor. In the corner of the room Rarity spoke with some of the royals of Canterlot castle obviously boasting about her self as the music played. On a table in the far right of the grand ball room sat Takeo and Fluttershy who hid behind the table cloth.
Takeo looked at fluttershy with a look of unamusement. Fluttershy tried to talk to Takeo.

"oh..um.excuse me mister..um would you like to...uh dance. Her words floated then disappeared in the sea of noise and comostion.

"Takeo cannot hear you!"

Fluttershy backed down and sat back in her chair. Then she started to cry. She had mistaken his confusion for scolding and yelling instead.
Pinkie pie gasped her eyes now full of rage. "What did you say to her!?" Yelled Pinkie.

Her voice was so loud that it stopped the music and everypony looked at the scene that was playing out.

"Takeo said he cannot hear what she was saying!" Yelled Takeo in aware that the defending music stopped.

Pinkie pie looked at him suspiciously and nodded. "Okey dokey lokey.

Outside the Castle the royal guards stood watch ever vigle in their watch. One of the Gaurds at the main gate stood firm and then noticed something glowing in the distance alerting him at once. The glow was yellow and approaching at a rapid pace.

"Timber Wolves!" Shouted the guard.
It wasn't the first time they had fought the wolves. However this was different totally different. They never come out of the Everfree unless they were lured to come out of their area or were threatened. Then they saw something different, these weren't made of wood they were made of flesh and fur. They're backs glowed with the fires of Hell making a hellish blazed trail in their wake. Only one a lone Timber Wolf was in the center of the pack.

The Guards threw they're spears, but to no avail these new creatures were too fast and too smart and they tore they're way through a group of guards. Pieces of armor and flesh flew as the Hellhounds ripped, mauled and tore apart anything in they're way.

A guard rushed to the ball room and sprang into action.

"Everypony out now!!! The castle is under attack! Follow me and we will get you to safety. Imidiately all the ponies in the room started out the door in a panicked mess. All except for the six. Dempsey who was confused looked out the window and saw the creatures responsible.

"Freak Dogs, Bring em on!" as he produced his Wunderwaffen DG-2

"Oh ze puppies are back!" Richtofen said readying himself with his Thunder gun.

"Puppies!? Oh I love puppies! Announced Pinkie Pie. "Wait a second why are they attacking the castle?" Asked pinkie stopping in mid air.
"Prepare yourselves ponies, for these are not puppies these are demon dogs that come from the bowls of hell itself. Said Takeo winters howl in hand.

"How will we fight these things!? We don't have weapons we can use or even shoot with! Yelled Twilight now fearing what the outcome might be. She didnt want to loose her freinds more importantly the princess.

"Don't worry we got you covered." Said Dempsey. Who produced six four colt M1-911 pistols and tossed them over.

"And how are we supposed to use these!?" Yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Four of you can use your...magic and mouths to fire the weapons by pulling the triggers". Dempsey pointed out to the six. "And two of you will have to fight.

Imidiately Rainbow Dash and Applejack looked at each other,nodded,hoof bumped and then said "We'll be your brawlers, Y'all just go on and shoot these buckers!

Nikolai who was passed out on the floor snored as he was sleeping drooled on the floor with an empty vodka bottle in his hand.

They all started to baracade the doors and windows with what ever they could and waited for the enevadable.

Author's Note

I'm back and it's good to be back. Had a little fun with this one but we've only just begun.