After a series of (un)fortunate events, the stallions Mehrunes Dagon Razor and Daedalus the XIIIth find themselves in the quiet little town of Ponyville where they hope to start newer, quieter lives for themselves. However, as is the case with these two and indeed most if not all of the residents of Ponyville, nothing ever goes as planned.

So sit back, relax, and read on as all kinds of hilarity, friendship, and shenanigans of all kind ensues for your entertainment.

Co-written by RazortheAwesome and DaedaltheusXIV

Authors notes:
We hesitate to call this a self-insert story because despite the similarities in the names, these characters are not actually us. They are fictional characters created by us for the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Seriously, we have almost nothing in common with these characters.

Also this idea was conceived of before the end season 3, so just assume that after the episode "Games Ponies Play" that this series split off into its own timeline.