The Elder Scrolls V: Equestria

Nuz aan sul

fent alok

fod fin vul

dovah nok

fen kos nahlot

mahfaeraak ahrk ruz

Paaz  Keizaal fen kos

stin nol bein Alduin jot

"Oh yes," Fluttershy said as if Talos were an animal, "he may look scary, but he is actually really nice."

"What?! I'm sorry Fluttershy, but just look at him. What is he anyways?" Rainbow Dash questioned and flew down.

"He is a human," Fluttershy answered.

""Wasn't Lyra just making that darn thang up?" Applejack asked.

"Well, I seemed to believe so too, but humans like Talos are real. Even if he's just a ghost," said the kind-hearted mare.

     Of course she didn't mention any of the slaying part to her friends. This was Equestria, not this Nirn. It did indeed sound like a horrible place to live in, with all the constant fighting. No need for that.

"Wait, what?" Talos turned to Fluttershy briefly.

      He didn't find any of the conversation interesting so he was just fiddling with the torches. Don't blame him.

"Nevermind. No, nevermind that I said nevermind. Why did you ask me about the toughest ponies I know?" Fluttershy wanted an answer. She was calm, like she usually is.

"Cause um...isn't Rainbow Dash the anoyinng one with the weird hair?" Talos wondered and scratched his ethreal head.

"Hey!" Rainbow Dash yelled all the way over to Talos.

"Mr. Talos, that wasn't very nice. What do you say?"

"Are you seriously expecting me to apoligize? You're treating me like a child!" He outragously said as if it was the most ridiculious thing he had heard all day.

  Fluttershy then proceeded to use her 'stare', which she used on animals if they didn't want to do what she told them more then once. Noone knew why this stare took affect upon the little creatures, but it sure did work.

   "Umm...what are you trying to do?" Talos asked confused. Was it something about his face? Did he have smudges of the honey treat he had before commencing to the Dovakiin on his face? Or was it his armor? Now that he thought about it, it did look a little weird. Not to mention its name. 'Akavari'. What type of word was that? Who made it up? Was it that daedra Sithis? No, Sithis isn't a daedra. Was he---?

    Fluttershy kept staring until she noticed that she was getting no where. Talos just kept staring akwardly at the ceiling. Suddenly, Fluttershy just broke the silence.

  "Um, Talos? Talos? Talos?" Fluttershy kept on asking. Applejack and Rainbow Dash just sighed.

"Well, it was fun staying with this Talos guy, but whaddya say we go over to Pinkies Party?" Rainbow Dash eagerly asked. She didn't want to upset any of her friends and keep them waiting. Neither did Applejack.

"WAIT!" Talos suddenly screamed.

"Rainbow Kash," Talos turned over to the speedy mare.

"It's Rainbow DASH," she angirly corrected him getting in his face.

"Yes, yes, whatever Dainbow Rash, show your friend here how to fight," Talos ordered in a commanding voice. But he really doubted this cyan pony was going to be any help. She delievered the weakest kick he recieved in years.

"Wait, you talking about Applejack?" Rainbow Dash sarcasticly said.

"Uggh, just get on with it, sugarcube."

"Fiiine," she said being overly ignorant.

       "Ok, Shy, first thing you have to do is learn how to strike down. Watch and learn from the master."

'Master'? Talos thought. 'This won't end well'.

  Rainbow Dash got in a defensive position, stood on her hind legs and brought her forelegs forward back and forth, so she was punching. She then proceeded to fly over to her right, do a 360 spin, and kick below her.

"There, first lesson from the master," she bragged. "Now you try."

"No, no, no! This is getting no where. Fellidr! Come over here!"

   Suddenly,  a foggy mist seemingly appeared out of nowhere. This time, a spirit simalir to Talos, began to form. When the second human was now visible, the trio of ponies took a quick survey of him. ' Long gray hair, strange looking clothing/armor, and a long weapon seeming to be stuck on its back.

"What do you want now, Talos?" Fellidr rolled his eyes. "I was just about to try the new mead, but you had to summon me."

"I promise it will be quick,  Fellidr," he swore, "Just give this cream pony a dragon soul would, you?" Talos pleaded.

"Fine," Fellidr said. He motioned his arms torwards his chest then spread them. A white spiral seemed to burst out of his chest, then drive itself into Fluttershy's body.

"Wha--what's haaapening?" The shy pegasus worridly asked.

"Don't worry, Fellidr here is just giving you a dragon soul."

"What?!" Fluttershy asked suprised. "No, no, stop it!"

   It was too late. She had already absorbed the soul. Just like she did with the words she read, she felt power.

"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some mead to drink." And with that, ol' Fellidr's soul began to fade away and vanish.

     'That old man can be a little negative sometimes', Talos thought.   "Dragonshy, are you ready?"

"Dragonshy? Beg yur pardon, but this mare's name is Fluttershy," Applejack corrected. 'What is up with him and names', she thought.

"I'm sorry, but your friend here is dragonborn so she must be refered to as Dragonshy. All of you."

"Dragonborn? Huh, this guy really is crazy," Rainbow Dash started circiling her hovves around her head.

"Silence! Dovakiin, walk to your friend Saints row Dash."

"IT. IS. RAINBOW DASH," she corrected him for the last time. Her face was red hot.

"Oh...uh...alright," Fluttershy nervously said. She slowly walked up to the one that dashes with rainbows.

"Now, use your unrelenting force shout to blow Rainbow Dash away," he grinned.

"What?!" The cyan pony screamed. Her being blown away? No. She wasn't going to let some hairless gorilla beat her.

"Why me?" She shouted and slammed her hooves on the ground.

"Why do you think?" The spirit grumbled, then shrugged.

"But Rainbow Dash, I thought you were the toughest pony in all of Equestria," Fluttershy reminded Rainbow Dash. Was Rainbow Dash lying when she said that? She sure hoped not.

"Wh-whaaat?" Rainbow Dash said nervously as if Futtershy was a little dumb. She grinned supisiously.

"Of course I am, Fluttershy!" She bragged. "It won't hurt. Try me."

"Great. Fluttershy, say 'fus'."

"Fus?? Don't ya mean food?" Applejack said with a strange expression.

   Rainbow Dash waited for the worst to come. She held her breath tightly and closed her eyes. This won't end well. Fluttershy took a few steps back, breathed in a great amount of air, and---

"fus"

  Rainbow Dash revealed one eye. "Wow. That was----not what I expected," she said amazed that she wasn't launched into a nearby wall.

"Tell her to do it louder," Talos commanded.

"Fine," she said with an unhappy tone. She had enough of this. Anything to go to Pinkie's party.

"C'mon Fluttershy. Louder. I know you can do it," the cyan pegasus encoraged. She smiled brightly.

      Fluttershy repeated the same process as before, and-----

"fus"

"Louder."

"fus

"Louder," she said growing impatient.

"fus"

"LOUDER!" She was getting tired and annoyed already.

"fus"

"LOUDEEERRRR!"

"FUS!!]"

    Rainbow Dash was pushed back by amazing force somehow. Was it just Fluttershy saying that dumb word? She wondered.

   She landed uncomfortably, stomache flat to the ceiling.

"Rainbow! Are you okay, sugarcube?" Applejack asked worridly.

"Oh no! Rainbow Dash! I'm so sorry! I didn't know!" Fluttershy begged to forgive her.

"It--it's alright guys. Just a few cuts."

  Applejack then angirly turned to Talos.

"How dare you! Why did you make Fluttershy do such a horrible thang?" She questioned.

"Dragonshy needs to learn her importance to Nirn. She will use the Th'um to slay Alduin." He casually answered.

"And stop callin' her that strange name!" The orange earth pony told Talos.

   Of course, Talos ignored her. He turned to Fluttershy.

"I must go back to Sovngarde. I really do want to try that new mead Fellidr was talking about anyways. Take this war axe. Learn how to use it."  He gently munted the war axe on a nearby rock. Fluttershy inspected it: long, wooden handle. tiny blade. Iron. Blade looks like a cresent moon.

  Fluttershy slowly moved her hoof so it could hold the war axe, but Talos blocked her.

"Before you can take your weapon, repeat after me. 'This is my war axe.'"

"This is my war axe."

"There are many like it, but this one is mine."

"There are many like it, but this one is mine." Fluttershy mimicked.

"Good. I will leave you the portal to Skyrim."

    He took out a bronze staff with a white orb at the top. He waved it around, then pointed it torwards the floor. The portal was huge, swiriling around with a ghastly feeling when you would get close to it. Fluttershy found that it also had a little burning sensation in the air around it.

"See you---hopefully," and so Talos dissapeared just like Fellidr did.

"Well whadya know a cave!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity thought that Rainbow Dash and Applejack could be in trouble along with Fluttershy. When they checke dthe cottage, they found nothing. Pinkie also quickly fed the animals.

      They then found hoofprints leading to the Fverfree Forest. They ventured aware of their surrondings. And they had went into the cave.

  Meanwhile, Fluttershy was telling RD and AJ everything Talos told her about Nirn. They were amazed and dreaded, and decided to find the rest of the mane 6.

     They all ran, but they ran into something. No somethings. Soft. Furry. It's---

    "GUYS!" Rainbow Dash yelled. She and the other two ponies reunited with the rest of the group.

"Applejack!" screamed Rarity.

"Rainbow Dash!" yelled Twilight.

"FLUTTERSHYYYYYYY!" Pinkie bounced up and tackle huged Fluttershy.

"Wow. We're finally all here," said Twilight happily.

"Sorry that took so long. There were a cuple of suprises," said Rainbow.

"Oooh! Oooh! Suprises?! I love suprises! Like what??" Asked Pinkie.

"You don't want to know.." laughed Rainbow.

"Aaawwwww," sighed the pink party pony.

"Well, I'm sure it's been fun, but let's just go to Pinkies----"

"Umm...excuse me Twilight?" asked Fluttershy nervously.

"Yes Fluttershy?"

"Look around you."

  Twilight wondered why Fluttershy would say that, but soon she began to notice everything.

"A giagantic portal? Cuts and bruises on Rainbow Dash. An axe on the floor?! Can somepony please tell me what's going on here!" Twilight said startled."

  And so Fluttershy, again, explained to the other three ponies about, Alduin, Skyrim, and other things that happened earlier.

"Wow...I never knew there were such brutes in existance," said Rarity disgusted. She looked like when the time she accedentaly made a dress the wrong color.Which is basically looking like you're going to vomit.

"And I never knew anypony could be so violent." said the magical lavender pony.

"Well, we all have to go. Let's hope nothing bad happes." Rarity gulped.

"Wait! I need to feed my animals." said Fluttershy relieved she wouldn't have to go.

"Already fed them. You can thank me later," Pinkie told Fluttershy.

"Oh, uh..." Fluttershy didn't know what to say. Instead she just tried to position the war axe comfortably in her hoofs. It didn't work. Looks like she was going to have to carry it with her mouth. Suprisingly, it wasn't as heavy as she expected it to be.

  "Ughkhh gogay," croaked Fluttershy with her mouth full.

"Dear, don't put that in your mouth, who knows where it's----nevermind."

    And so, the Mane 6 jumped into the portal. Who knows what they might see?

  Who knows???