Brothers In Blood

     CHAPTER III: ZAP APPLES

     *Knock* *Knock*

     “Hello?” You called, looking for signs of life in the windows. You’ve been standing at this cottage door for about five minutes, a shocked yellow pony behind you. You’ve come to the conclusion that this is a pony, due to its size.

     *Knock* *Knock*

     “I got your god damn horse!” but that doesn’t mean you’ll start calling it that. You went to knock again when you noticed the dent you left in the door. You sighed to yourself. “Fuck this!” you backed up and gave the door a strong kick, sending it off its hinges. It flew over the now pissed white bunny ate to the back of the room. You walked into the hous-

     *Cling*

     “Who the fuck made this door so low!” You grumbled, punching the top of the door frame. You holstered your still blood soaked Lancer, looking around the room for life. You didn’t notice the small rabbit kicking your leg in a fit of anger and horror. “Does anyone live in this hobbit like house!” silence was your only response. Well, better raid it for supplies. And maybe find a radio.

     You ran upstairs, kicking open doors. Place has two bedrooms, a lot of animals. Seriously is this place abandoned? You went into the washroom, looking for one thing. God damn it where is the- Aha! You carried the small first aid kit downstairs. To see the yellow pony standing there, another first aid kit in her mouth. Jeez if you’d known this damn animal was this helpful… Petting the pony on her head, you looked around for a piece of paper. There’s someone that lives here, there’s too many damn animal food. Plus the fridge has food. If you call grass food.

     “You know you should umm… Patch yourself up.” Said a small voice. Jeez if you didn’t have your helmet you would’ve never heard that.

     “Well I was just about to write a letter for you lady-“ you turned around to see the small Crayola pony standing in front of you, its pink mane covering half its face. You looked over it, around it; you even lifted it up, getting a small eep in response. You put the small horse down, looking directly at it. “Did you just talk?” chuckling to yourself, you went back to your letter.

     “Well ofcouse I did.” The soft voice responded. “Was I too quiet? I can be louder… If that’s umm OK with you…” You spun around this time, looking directly at the small horse thing. It blinked, its blue eyes shining in the moonlight. Jeez those things are like dia-

     “You’re umm... Bleeding a lot.”

     “JUDAS PRIEST!” you yelled, backing away from the pony and into the counter. You pulled out your Sawed Off and pointed it at the pony, her eyes turning into pin pricks. She started backing away, not keeping her eyes off your gun. Geez you’re a heartless slaughterer of many Locust, but those eyes… they make your heart start beating again. “What the fuck are you?” she didn’t respond, only eeps and murmurs. You grunted, holstering your sawed off. Her eyes returned to normal, before they settled onto your shoulder. She flew over to you- Wait they can fly!? She started pushing you to the couch, well you started moving so it looked like she was pushing.

     “Don’t worry, mommy Fluttershy will patch you up.” She smiled, letting you sit down. This ‘fluttershy’ can’t be serious. You’re a damn man; you don’t need to be treated like a child. You growled as she put on the rubbing alcohol, who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to make that burn like acid!

     “Not to be rude Miss Fluttershy…” you growled, watching her remove a wooden tooth from your wound. “But could you shed some light on where the fuck I am?” she winced when you swore. What is this a kids friendly zone?

     “Well umm the forest you were in was the Everfree Forest,” she got a needle and string and started sowing the wounds. “One of the most dangerous places in Equestria.” You chuckled, looking at your bloodied armor.

     “For a dangerous place,” you glanced over to her, smiling when she started bandaging the wound. “It ain’t that bad. Why the hell were you out there anyways? Your no fighter.” She pointed at a satchel that you didn’t even notice until now. Seriously she’s yellow and its brown. Carmine get your eyes checked…

      “Well umm...” she said softly… seriously get a microphone. “I had to get some supplies for Twilight. She was making a medicine for one of my sick animals…” She owns these!? Well there go your plans for killing that pig in the back.

     “This Twilight sounds smart…” you grunted, getting up off the chair. The sun shone through the window, directly onto you. “Maybe she could shed some light on where I am.” And maybe where your brothers are… you were just about to exit when Fluttershy flew in front of you, blocking your path. She pointed at your blood splattered armor. Right; better clean up before going to meet this ‘Twilight’. Grabbing the blanket on her couch, you rubbed off the blood and exited the cottage, remembering the door frame. Fluttershy led the way, you trailing far behind. I swear the damn sun has a vendetta on you. Ignoring it you were on your way.

     It’s been half a God damn hour, walking on this damn path. The only interesting this that happened was a rainbow streak flying over to where the town was. other from that it was a boring ass walk to this town. By the way we’re here.

     “Here we are.” Fluttershy smiled. You were in a town. Not just any town, a town that makes Crayola want to sue. Ponies scattered around the town, looking at you in amazement and horror. Oh great they have horns! I swear if there’s one with a horn and wings so help me God-

     “Don’t worry Fluttershy I got your back!” someone called. Before you could react a Rainbow bullet ran into you, causing you to crash into a food stand. Fillies and mares ran away from the rubble. “Stay behind me Fluttershy I’ll handle this!” you groaned, feeling the eyes on you. Whoever this pony was, she made the worst mistake; Attacking you first.

     “Umm rainbow its OK-“ Fluttershy was cut off by the cyan pony, her rainbow mane covering her eyes. You got up, ignoring the pain in your shoulder. The rainbow pony charged at you, leaving a streak behind her. You moved to the side, grabbing her tail and throwing her into a house, the wall exploding by the impact.

     “You made a mistake motherfucker!” You yelled, pulling out your Lancer. The rainbow mane pony got to her hooves, a small grin on her face. “Now you’re gonna EAT IT BITCH!” Before you could rev up the chainsaw a rope tied around your right arm... A hard tug made you drop you gun, but not fall over. These ponies…

     “Now hold it up there partner!” an orange pony with a- Is that Dizzy’s hat?- called, pulling the rope with her mouth. You glanced over to the rainbowed pony, her wings flaring as she charged to you. You wrapped the rope around your hand and pulled, causing the orange pony to collide with the rainbow train. You smiled to yourself, unraveling the rope. Before you could get your Lancer, two hooves connected to your back, causing you to stumble forward. God damn it I just want my Lancer!

     The orange pony went to kick you again, but you grabbed her back legs in a split second. The rainbowed pony flew up into the air, curving around and diving straight to you.

     “BATTER UP!” you yelled. You waited for the right time before swinging the orange pony at the cyan Pegasus. That’s what they are! The loud *POW * made you smile as the Pegasus flew the opposite way, crashing into a tree… house… What the fuck is that? You FINALLY picked up your Lancer, dropping the injured orange pony. Ponies stared at you in horror now, the crowd making you grin. You started walking over to the tree house, revving your chainsaw. Today, blood will be shed.

      “Hey get it off me!” a familiar voice called. You stopped the chainsaw as you saw Benjamin on the floor in the tree house, using his Longbow to protect himself from the rainbow Pegasus. You holstered your gun and charged, yelling as you got close.

     “GET OFF MY BROTHER YOU FUCKING BITCH!” you ran into the cyan Pegasus, crashing into a bookshelf. A purple unicorn looked at you in horror as you pinned the Pegasus to the wall. You went to punch out the living daylights out of this bitch when a purple aurora surrounded your fist, stopping your movements. You looked around to see the purple pony’s horn glowing the same colour. Magic? What sorcery is this? You pushed harder, veins appearing on your arm. A white pony with a purple manes horn started to glow, helping the purple pony as your arm started to inch closer to the Pegasus’ head.

     “Clay calm down!” Anthony rested his hand on your shoulder, causing you to stop. You dropped the rainbow Pegasus on the ground, turning to see your two brothers standing behind you.

     “Tony…” you gasped. “Ben!” You hugged them both, ignoring the crowd of six ponies and a purple lizard. Ain’t nobody got time to realize the cyan one is glaring at you. Nobody got time for the orange one being held up by Fluttershy. Your damn brothers are here.

     And that’s all that matters.