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Psst!

You - yes, you! Don't let Aether know that we are telling you this, or he's going to get Celestia to Excalibur our hides while he zaps the rest into oblivion.

You see, he long since decided to skip over... certain things. He's summarizing his relationships with certain other ponies, and hasn't seen the interesting things they are up to when he's not around, so it falls to us to bring these into play. We'll invade some privacies so that you don't have to wonder what is going on, or so that you can see that which he doesn't want to talk about.

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Some of it written in response to prompts, challenges, and the like. Chapters with Mature content will be marked (M).