Many Strange Days For Rainbow Dash

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This is a clopfic. It contains sex, sometimes between two females, sometimes between two children. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

For everypony in Ponyville, it was just another normal Tuesday morning. Well, almost everypony. Everypony who was awake in the morning anyway. Twilight was re-shelving the books, like she did every Tuesday. Pinkie was baking the doughnuts. Applejack was eating breakfast, after which she would commence the bucking of the apples. The children were going to school. But Rainbow Dash was just sleeping. She woke up at noon most days, and this was true that fateful Tuesday morning. NARRATOR TIME OVER! COMMENCE THE RAINBOW PERSPECTIVE!

Rainbow Dash woke up and looked up at her alarm clock. It was 11:30. Rainbow shifted to lay on her stomach, preparing to sleep, when she felt something strange. She looked from side to side, checking for mares in her bed. Nope.

Then why did it feel like she was wearing a strap-on? She called out towards the bathroom, checking if there was a mare in the shower. Nope. Now she was dreading getting up. Had some unicorn tried some kinky dick spell, then left before she woke up?

No, Rainbow Dash is never stood up. Rainbow Dash stood up. (As in, she got up from bed) She looked between her legs , dreading every second. When she finally reached the point of no return, she screamed. SHE HAD A DICK!

She flew around her room, screaming the whole time. She stopped after a minute, and looked at it again. It was definitely a dick, and it was definitely hers.

It was a darker shade of blue than her fur, and she assumed it was quite big. She had never been with a stallion before, so the only thing to compare it to were vibrators and dildos. And she knew most of them were unrealistic, so she didn't even try. She stroked it with her hoof experimentally, and watched in fascination as the dick between her legs grew in size.

Now she was pretty sure it was big. Rainbow decided to go see Twilight about this, and see if it can be reversed. Or if she had actually done the spell. Although, there were a number of flings she had had that were unicorns, including Lyra, Twilight, and Rarity.

As she sat there considering the different flings that could have done this to her, she recalled some private memories. As she thought of these very explicit memories, her hoof wandered. In her subconscious, she didn't have a dick, so her hoof started rubbing at first. As it rubbed the phallus, it slowly realized that things were different now and began stroking. Rainbow moaned into her pillow as her memories became reality in the present.

She continued stroking, her hooves meeting at the tip, and squeezing together at the base. The delusion in her brain was her first time, with Fluttershy. The power of her first orgasm was so much, that her brain automatically selected that memory for clopping.

Her hooves slowly rubbed faster, and a lot rougher, ending up with a little bit of pain. She kept going, ignoring the pain and focusing on the memory. However, it was getting more intense. She took her hooves into her mouth one by one and suckled on them, getting them slick with saliva. Then she continued, her clopping a lot smoother now.

She began bucking her hips up at her hooves, as if she had had a dick all her life. With this new motion, her wings kicked in, flapping subconsciously, taking her to higher and higher points. As she hit the ceiling, she knew she needed to cum right that instant.

She focused on her head, rubbing it furiously with one hoof while the other fondled her balls. Her wings got stiff, and she fell onto her cloud bed. Uncaring of the mess she was going to make, she moaned loudly as she came for the first time this way.

The cum shot high into the air, nearly touching the ceiling before it arched down towards the ground. In her laying position, she just watched it fall, with her mouth open from pleasure. The first drop landed on her stomach, the cool liquid seeping into her fur. The next drops landed in her open mouth, and she moaned at the salty flavor.

She wanted more of this liquid, needed to taste more of it. However, jizz doesn't read minds, and it definitely doesn't think. So the majority of her first spout landed in her already messy mane, getting it soaked. She considered cutting off her mane just to taste the delicious cum, but quickly dissuaded herself when the second stream began.

She didn't even know that much cum came out of two stallions, let alone a mare-turned-stallion. Or that there was more than one stream. Anyway, she had a plan this time. Instead of just laying back and hoping for it to land in her mouth, she flew up and swallowed all of it in one big gulp. It was total euphoria for a second, before she realized she was about to fly through the wall and let everypony see her like this.

She stopped flying, and dropped to the floor. To be sure, she pointed her cock at her mouth, but all that was left was a small dribble off jizz. So, she lay on her bed and contemplated the new addition to her body. The pros and the cons. Mostly the pros.

Rainbow and Fluttershy stood in Rainbow's new bedroom, in her brand new cloud house. Supposedly, it had come with her promotion to captain of the weather squad, but she suspected some "sucking" up. They stood awkwardly, staring at each other from across the room. "You know, despite the rumors, me and Gilda only kissed." she said, blushing.

"Oh, um, okay, i guess that makes me feel better, since, um, we're both new to this." Flutters replied.
"Well, I guess we can start at kissing, then we can test out the new bed." Dashie said, winking at the last bit. At this, she started walking towards her, trying to be seductive, while Fluttershy just cowered down and blushed furiously. When she finally reached her, she had to soothe her down before bringing her into a deep kiss.

Fluttershy had almost been raped, when a stallion forced her mouth on his. He was lining himself up when a police officer saved her. To this day, she was still scared of intimacy and had to be reminded where she was and who was with her.

Fluttershy pushed her tongue past Dashie's mouth forcefully. Since the not-quite-rape had been her first kiss, she always assumed you were supposed to wrestle very furiously. Secretly, Rainbow preferred sub, so she allowed her to think this was the proper way.

Shy explored every inch of her lover's mouth, pausing for a moment before tongue wrestling her. The cyan pegasus moaned loudly into her marefriend's mouth, falling to the ground in bliss. Fluttershy climbed on top of her and they continued the makeout session. This lasted for a good minute.

They were both panting like outside dogs on a hot summer afternoon. "That was amazing, Dashie!" Fluttershy squealed in excitement. Dash opened her mouth, but her lover quickly interrupted her, "Do you think we could try kissing each other's foal gardens?" Rainbow quickly nodded to quiet Fluttershy, and pushed her onto her back.

She planted kisses on her neck, slowly moving downwards. Fluttershy groaned in anticipation as she watched Rainbow's head drift lower and lower, always getting closer. When she finally reached her foal garden, she teased around it and moved back up. She went to Shy's teats, and suckled on one for a little. They both moaned. Dashie stopped, gave a flick of her tongue, and finally moved on.

She reached her slit, and gave a long lick from bottom to top. She gave a fast thrust of her tongue into it, and Shy moaned, thrusting her hips up at Dash. She started rubbing herself, slightly applying pressure. As her hoof slightly entered herself, she moaned into Shy. The cyan pony was getting impatient.

Dash pushed her muzzle into Fluttershy, rubbing her tongue along her walls. She pulled out, and quickly slammed back in. As she mouth-fucked Shy's cunt, she pressed her hoof all the way into her marehood. The hoof went an inch in, and Dash moaned. She pulled out and brought her hoof up to Fluttershy's mouth, letting her sniff and lick her juices.

She brought her hoof back down and rubbed around her clit in wide circles, getting less than millimeters closer each rotation. With her other hoof she teased Shy's clit, feeling her tenseness build up. She decided it was time for both of them to cum. She moved her hoof back down to her marehood, and pushed in, while still rubbing her clit. She also moved her muzzle up to her lover's clit.

She suckled on it for a few seconds, making Shy mutter feverishly. After a few moans, Rainbow pulled back, and quickly thrust her muzzle into her. At the same time, she pushed her hoof deeper inside herself, rubbing and thrusting faster and faster as she went on. She moaned into Shy again and reached her tongue as far as it would go. She started humming, letting the vibrations travel up her tongue. Along with the vibrations, she circled the walls of her cunt.

Shy came almost immediately. "Oh, Dashie!" Fluids gushed into and around Dashie's mouth. As she felt this, she rubbed her clit furiously. She came right after Fluttershy, falling away from her legs. Both of them lay in a post-orgasmic rest, feeling the sleep only two lovers could have creep closer.

Rainbow Dash lay on her bed, looking at the mess she had made. She was almost mad that cleaning up after her private sessions was going to be harder when she remembered she was going to Twilight's tree. So she took a quick shower, soaked up all the cum with her bed, and threw it outside. Somepony was going to get a cum shower next time it rained. Next, she got a new bed from outside, and left towards the library.