Dear Diarderp.

deer diahrey,

this is my firstt diahrey. I just turnedd fiv, and its fuhn to writ in a diahrey. My momma says that i'm spechal, be cuse my prety goldehn eyes. So when i gho to scool to the firstt tim, everehy wun stahrts to lauhgh! i lauhgh with them. i had muhfin today fur luch, but nopony sit next to me. They wispur to ther frends and pouint at me then lauhgh. i smil bak at them but they frowns in an oddd wahy.        muud: Cunfusedd

dear diahrey,

I learn to spel dear today, and the clas got scooldedd at. the techer said "STOP MAKING FUN OF HUR THE WAY YOUU AR IS THE WAY YOUU AR!" and everehy wun was qiet.  i dont kow why she said that. and why everehy wun lauhghgs at me.

muud: Still cunfusedd.