Back in Ponyville, Twilight's friends were getting nervous. It had been nearly three days since they'd last seen her on their magic viewing portals. They were getting sick of seeing the other housemates engage in their juvenile antics, and without Twilight to garner their attention, they went back to their normal activities. Life in Ponyville had started to get boring without being able to see Twilight and they were starting to worry. Apparently, so was Princess Celestia.

"Luna, it's been three days. Twilight should have made some contact of some sort or another. I am going to go after her so please take care of day court for me until I return."

"Tia, we hope for your speedy return as well as Twilight's. We will do our best to maintain some semblance of order in your absence. You have our word on this."

"Luna, I place my trust in you. I shall return shortly." With that, the Sun Goddess teleported to the house where Twilight had been staying with all the crazy house guests. She POPped into the main room where the TV was, appearing to emerge from it much to the surprise of those who were watching it.

"What? Who are you?" Toot asked, showing great surprise.

"I might ask the same question of you. Where is my student?" Celestia asked.

"Oh, hello! You must be Princess Celestia!" exclaimed an excited Princess Clara.

"Ah. You are the King's daughter, Clara. Do you know where Twilight Sparkle is?"

"Hey, Princess," Foxxy said as she entered the room. "If you're looking for Twilight, the King took her with him. I'm not sure where he lives, though."

"My father lives on an island quite a ways away from here," Clara stated.

The TV showed an announcer then flashed a logo. "We interrupt the President's speech for a special 'Now where they at'?" The screen then shows Twilight Sparkle reading a large book in the King's Royal Library. "Twilight is currently in the King's library," stated the announcer.

"Where is that, exactly?" asked Celestia, who was becoming annoyed by the pretzel logic being employed in this seemingly crazy universe. As if to answer her question, the TV then showed the exact location of the King's island, with arrows pointing to that location as well as the location of the house she was in.

"And if you want to know where Twilight is exactly, the King's island is here and you are here."

"Thank you, whomever you are," Celestia smiled.

"You're welcome, Princess Celestia," stated the announcer. Princess Celestia lit her horn and cast her teleport, arriving at the entrance of the King's "Castle." Impatiently, she knocked on the front door. She was answered by one of the King's bodyguards.

"Who or what are you?" he asked brusquely.

"My student is in this domicile. I wish to meet her immediately."

"Is your student a purple ... pony?" he asked.

"Her name is Twilight Sparkle, and yes, she is a purple pony. I was told she is in the Library. Please take me to her at once."

"Jeez, you're so pushy. Not even the King is like that, even when he's at his angriest."

"Ah, hello, Princess Celestia. Welcome to my Castle," the King stated.

"King. I request you escort me to your Library so I may meet with Twilight."

"Certainly, Princess. Walk this way, please."

"If I could walk that way ..." she chuckled.

"Heh. I thought you'd say that!" he chuckled in response. He led the Sun Goddess to the Library, where Twilight was still reading through the Oxford English Dictionary. Celestia noted the large number of books and finally smiled when she saw her student.

"Twilight, my faithful student. I thought you were supposed to be looking for books on magic."

"Whuh? Whuzzah waht?" asked a very bleary eyed Twilight. A half-full cup of coffee was on the table, its contents cold. She had read all the way into the letter W, just about a volume or so away from finishing the OED. Groggily she turned to her mentor, her eyes widening at the sight. "Princess? Has it been three days already? I guess I lost track of time reading this dictionary -- it has thirteen volumes! Please let me finish it!"

"What else have you been reading? I see quite a bit of erotic literature in here, some of it downright pornographic. I hope you haven't stuck your nose into THOSE items, Twilight."

"There is this 27 volume set of encyclopedias I found -- everything about human culture, history, anything I need to know is in those volumes! Your majesty, King, do you have an extra set of them?"

"That's an old set I never use any more. Feel free to take them if you'd like," the King offered. Twilight ran to him and hugged him tightly. Princess Celestia cleared her throat loudly to get the purple mare's attention.

"Oh, sorry, Princess. That set of encyclopedias will prove to be an invaluable tool to understanding everything there is to know about humanity -- or almost everything." She used her telekinesis to carry the whole set. "Your Majesty, King -- may I have the dictionary as well?"

"Yes, you may take it as well. I need some free room in here for my more esoteric literature anyway."

"If it's anything like most of what I've seen in here, King, I express no curiosity as to its subject matter," the Princess stated flatly. "Twilight, I believe it is long past time for us to leave this world of insanity." The Sun Goddess wrapped a wing around Twilight, enveloping them in her golden aura and teleporting back to Canterlot Castle. They arrived in the Princess' private bed chambers.

"Twilight, I trust you have learned your lesson about casting such spells to travel across dimensional barriers into unknown universes," Celestia smiled.

"Thank you so much for returning me, Princess! I promise I will never use such a spell again without your permission!"

"Very well then, Twilight. You may return to your library in Ponyville with the materials you have been given by the King."

"Twilight! We were worried sick about you!" Spike cried with happiness upon finally being reunited with the lavender librarian.

"Oh, Spike, I've missed you too! I have some new material for the library as well. The King gave me this set of encyclopedias and this thirteen volume dictionary! I can hardly wait to get back into it!"

"I saw what you were doing in that house, with that dark-skinned female," Spike said, grinning. "Did you like it there?"

Before she could answer, there was a knocking at the door. Twilight went to answer it to find a certain pink earth pony grinning from ear to ear.

"Twiley! You're back! We've been waiting for you to come back, and we've got the biggest, bestest welcome back party EVER! I was watching you have so much fun over there, you made me jealous! I wanna go there! I'll bet everypony there just partied all the time! Just like me!" Pinkie Pie could barely contain her excitement.

"Everypony in that house is CRAZY!" Twilight exclaimed in exasperation. "I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life!" She then went outside the front door to find the others having gathered in front of the library.

"Aww yeah, you were AWESOME, Twiley! I never knew you were that kind of pony!" Rainbow exclaimed, beaming a big smile.

"Tell me, Twilight, darling, what was it like to kiss that girl? Did you feel a tingling inside? I simply must know all the details, dear!" exclaimed a smiling Rarity.

"Ah cain't believe ya did that, Twi! Why did ya do it? I felt embarrassed fer ya. Ah'm glad yer back, we missed you so much!" Applejack exclaimed, seeming to heave a sigh of relief.

"Um, Twilight ... I guess you did what you had to, I suppose. Next time, please give us some advance warning before you take off like that! We were so worried about you!" Fluttershy added.

"Trixie thinks you enjoyed yourself too much when you were there, Sparkle," she grinned.

"Oh NO! Not you too, Trixie! How is that even possible?" asked a very red-faced Twilight.

"Trixie wants to know if you can do with her what you did with that dark-skinned girl," she grinned impishly.

"Yeah, Twiley! Do it! Show her what you're made of!" Rainbow Dash egged her on.

"Um, well, uh ..." Twilight stuttered.

"Yeah, Twiley, I'll make a special batch of 'I just kissed and made up with Trixie' cupcakes for ya!" exclaimed the pink party pony.

"Twilight, darling, you did get VERY friendly with that Foxxy girl!" Rarity chided, grinning slyly.

"Trixie would like Sparkle to get very friendly with her!" she giggled.

"Rarity! I was drunk or high when that happened!" the lavender mare exclaimed in exasperation.

"Yeah, that tequila party must have been something special! Wish I could have been there for that!" Rainbow chuckled.

"Trixie did not see the tequila party," she mused.

"Oh, you missed a lot, Trixie dear!" Rarity chortled. "Princess Luna made copies of it for us on memory crystals so we could watch everything again whenever we want to!"

"WHAT?! I don't remember anything that happened after I had downed four shots of that stuff," Twilight said, her cheeks turning bright red from embarrassment.

"Trixie wishes she could have been there for that!" she laughed.

"I woke up with a nasty hangover," Twilight said glumly.

"Well? Trixie is waiting, Sparkle!" she grinned. Twilight looked nervously at her friends, each one of them grinning in approval. Her cheeks were bright red, but after a moment or so, she decided to throw caution to the wind. She rushed Trixie, wrapping her fore-hooves around her withers and mashing her lips against the ones belonging to the azure mare. Trixie gasped in surprise at Twilight's forwardness, but opened her mouth willingly. Their lips met in a very passionate kiss, their tongues doing a tango as they lost themselves in the heat of the moment. A cheer erupted from the others as they watched this spectacle.

"Aww, yeah! I knew you could do it, Twiley! You go! Yeah!" Rainbow exclaimed in her excitement. Fluttershy blushed furiously, turning her head away, and almost suddenly, Rainbow had embraced her and engaged her in a passionate kiss!

"Darling, save some of that for me, would you please?" Rarity gasped as the kiss continued to lengthen.

The pink earth pony was bouncing up and down in excitement upon seeing her friend take the initiative. "All right, Twiley! I'll get on those cupcakes right now!" she exclaimed as she dashed back to the Bakery.

Twilight backed off to take a breath and Trixie took a moment to regain her composure. "Trixie liked that very much, Sparkle! Trixie wants some more!"

"Later, I promise," Twilight grinned. "We've got a party to go to!" "I'm glad this didn't turn out as badly as I feared it might," Twilight thought to herself.

"Trixie wants to know where this party is being held," she mused. "You will have Trixie at your party?"

"Sure, Trixie, let's head over to the Bakery, since that's where Pinkie took off to," Twilight said optimistically.

"Luna, is it true you saved the tequila party to memory crystals?" Celestia asked.

"Yes, Tia, we did!" she chuckled.

"How about we have our own tequila party tonight?"

"We thought you'd never ask, Tia!"

Just then, Chrysalis barged her way in. "Did someone mention something about a tequila party? I am SO there!"

FIN

Author's Note

I apologize for resubmitting this, but I wasn't satisfied with the rushed ending I put to this story last night. I hope this re-written and re-submitted ending is more to your liking. I think this is a bit more humorous.
To those of you who upvoted, favorited, or wrote positive comments, thank you very much.
To those of you who downvoted, I apologize if the writing did not meet your exacting standards. Writing a crossover of this type was rather difficult, but I will admit there are parts of it I enjoyed writing.
Thank you for your patience.