Tolliker is Ponyville's resident hatter. He's also woefully oblivious to the more...risque activities of the stallions of Ponyville, especially those of resident artist and gentlepony's favorite Umber. This story chronicles how he and the stallions of Equestria learn to cope with love, life, and lots of sex.
(LOTS OF GAY HERE, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, DO NOT READ)

(No plans to be particularly cloppy at the moment, although there will be enough references to merit an "Explicit" tagging, and many characters will belong to NSFW tumblrponies. Fic is sex comedy filler along with periodic arcs of more dramatic and romantic shipping with the stallions from the show)