An epic oneshot from the author of absolutely nothing else! Follow everypony through the most intricate maze of twists and turns ever witnessed by pony eyes!

DISCLAIMER: Everypony intending to read this fanfiction should consult their doctor at least three weeks previously. This fanfiction is not for everyone, and ponies should not operate heavy machinery after reading. Ponies should not read this fanfiction if they are nursing, pregnant, or can become pregnant. Side effects include but are not limited to sleeplessness, nausea, diarrhea, paranoia, hallucinations and thoughts of suicide.