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   Letters from annoyed Characters to Fanfiction Authors   
                       -by spikanor-                       
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                      Sincerly,Spike                       
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Sincerly,Spike
Dear Bronies and Pegasisters,
First of all i want say that i am NOT Twilight's pet.I am her assistant and some kind of her brother.I love like a SISTER,any shippings of me and her are just disgusting.
Also Sweetie Belle,Applejack or even Owlicious(Seriously!What the hay is wrong with you?)-they are my FRIENDS,and not anything else.The only who i would approve is Rarity,so please stop shipping me with anypony(or anything) else.
Sincerly,
Spike F. Sparkle