What If: My Second Life

CHAPTER 10: Dude, What?

Author's Note: Well, this one is going to be rather awkward for me to write. For one, Vinyl's personality is going to change hardcore, and Jace is going to be a lot of awkward...Yeah..Also this chapter is going to have a bit more sexual acts. By that I mean some sexy kissy time.

“FUUUUUU...” Was the first thing that Jace said as he awoke that morning. “Ugh! Holy CRAP. It feels like a million needles in my chest!” I clutched my chest and slowly sat up, letting out some pained groans.

Vinyl was sitting up next to me, scratching her head. She soon looked at my chest and sighed, chuckling a little. “Oh Celestia...Jace your fine..” He rolled his eyes and sighed.

“Like you would know what this feels like..” She giggled and cuddled close to him. “Oh now your just sucking up...”

“Not at the moment I ain't~” She winked at him and Jace sighed, looking at her. She had a smirk on her face.

“You know that your going to have to take care of this... 'Problem' right?” He told her, raising a brow. She stuck her tongue out at him. He smirked. “Don't do that, I might be tempted to lick that tongue of yours.”

“You already have babe~” Babe? Never heard her call me that before. She seemed different like, more sexu- Oh God... Is she in HEAT?! I hope to Celestia she isn't! That would really make this awkward. She just giggled at me and smiled. “I'm playing with you love! I just wanted to have a bit of fun. I haven't been acting like myself the past week..I've been too lovey dovey.. I don't like being that.”

“I TOTALLY understand.” I said with a reassuring smile. “I hate that too, but, I didn't know how you would react to me being myself.” I put my hands behind my head and laid back. Vinyl smirked and climbed on top of me, starting to kiss on my neck a little. “Oh common Vi! Quit being a tease!” She giggled at me.

“I'll stop when you stop~” She said, kissing me on the lips a few times, biting down on my lower lip and pulling on it a bit. I groaned softly, wrapping my arms around her and kissing back, closing my eyes, just loving the feeling. I honestly hoped Coal was having a good morning. Wait...Coal.

“Oh BUCK!” I shouted, pulling away from a surprised Vinyl and sighed. “I'm sorry sugar but, I gotta go see Coal today.. Me and him were going to get some breakfast together and hang out. We haven't seen each other in a while with me being busy with you and all.” I got up and stretched out, getting a smack on the ass and a sexy growl from Vinyl.

I chuckled and walked to the bathroom to take my shower. Unfortunately, Vinyl didn't come in to join me, but I knew it was a little too early for that kind of stuff. But it was early enough to start joking about sex and doing sexy kissing. I really enjoyed the kissing.

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“Why that sonuva...” Coal was being impatient today, tapping his foot in front of the cafe, waiting for Jace. “He's late...AGAIN.” As ponies passed him, they all said hello to him. After that party, no pony thought differently of the two anymore. They knew what they were like and accepted it.

Around the corner came a well groomed Jace. His hair was straightened, his clothes were new. Yeah, after the party Rarity made the boys a ton of clothes to wear. He was wearing a plaid black polo with baggy dress pants. He wore his usual Skrillex sneakers that were custom made for him. Those shoes actually were really freaking comfortable! They made running a hell of a lot easier.

Jace walked up to Coal, who gave him a smile. “You had me worried sick dude, where have you been? I've been standing here for like, ten minutes!” Jace sighed and chuckled a little.

“Let's just say it was girlfriend issues this morning. After this I wanna go to Sweet Apple Acres and chat. I haven't seen Big Mac after the incident and I really wanted to forgive him.” Oh sweet Celestia, I AM TURNING INTO COAL.

“Well that's awful nice of you...What's gotten into you recently? When we were kids you were always laid back, not giving a buck.” The two made their way into the cafe and took a seat. Jace pulled out his I-Pod to look at the time and then shoved it back into his pocket, looking up at Coal with a serious look on his face.

“Love has gotten into me Coal. It's insane how it can change you so quickly. But, herself is starting to shine through and so will myself. We have the same attitude. Laid back, really not giving two flying bucks, and just wanting to have a good time. It's really nice to see the real her.” He shrugged. “I think it's sexy to be honest.”

Coal shrugged, not really knowing that feeling. They started chatting about small things like, how their mornings were and what they did before they came to the cafe. Coal said that he swore something kissed him last night, but it was probably a dream. “Sounds like your going to need a mare friend boy.” Jace teased.

Coal blushed and the waitress came by. “Hello boys may I take your or-” She looked up from her notebook and looked over at Jace. She squealed and had a big grin on her face. “Oh my Celestia! Are you that human DJ?! DJ CX?!!!?!” She asked, waiting for his answer.

Jace blinked. “Uhh.. Yeah I didn't think ponies would recogniz-” He was cut off by another squeal from the waitress.

“That concert you did with DJ P0N-3, amazing! I love your intro, the Prince of Darkness! That was my favorite part of the entire show! Would you mind signing my notebook?!” She stuck it in his face and Jace just looked at Coal who shrugged.

“Erm, well...Sure...I don't have a pen rig-” The pony fan shoved a pen in his face and Jace took it, writing 'DJ CraimerX' in fancy cursive. The pony squealed and held out her hoof.

“My name is Nutmeg, and I'm your number one fan!” Jace smiled at hearing this and took her hoof, shaking it lightly.

“Always nice to see my adoring fans! Now, about that food.” Nutmeg stopped him and smiled brightly at her idol.

“That will be no problem Mr. Xegen,” 'They know my last name already?' “It's on the house!” Now that I didn't want to hear.

“But, I don't want you to waste your money on us, we'll pay fo-” I was stopped again! GEES! Whats with ponies and always interrupting us mid sentence?!

“I insist.. I'm not having you pay for this meal. You and your friend need to save those bits of yours so you can eventually get homes and support families!” That was really unexpected to hear from her.

“Well, truth is Nutmeg, we don't have homes of our own, well not at the moment. Coal has been staying with Twiligh-” Now Coal was stopping me mid sentence?! GRRR. WORDS!

“Acutally Jace I'm staying at Sweet Apple Acres so I'm not too far from work now.” I nodded and turned my attention back to a still smiling Nutmeg.

“Right, Coal is staying with the Apples and I'm living with Vinyl Scratch for the time being.” That caught Nutmeg off guard a bit. She gasped, holding her hooves to her mouth and went wide eyed.

“So the rumors are true! You two are dating! I'm so happy for you two! You look so cute as a couple~” I blushed and rubbed the back of my neck, embarrassed. “Oh I'm sorry, I bet you two want to eat. What can I get for you today?” She asked, holding notepad in one hoof with the pencil in her mouth.

“I'll have a fruit salad with a Nutmeg tea. Hmm, is that your tea?” Coal asked her. She nodded vigorously with a smile.

“It'sh shome of the besht tea in Equeshtria ta be exact!” The pencil was still in her mouth and made it hard for her to talk.

“I'll have the same as Coal.” Jace said, giving Nutmeg the menus. She smiled at them and trotted off.

“Be back in a jiffy~” She called out, going into the kitchen. Jace sighed and looked up at the sky, leaning back more in his chair.

“Didn't know I would have to deal with fans this early on..”

“Hey man, so is the life of a musician!”

“But she said there were rumors about me and Vinyl dating.. I don't know how to feel about that.”

“So what? It's not like there was a rumor that you raped her or anything!”

Coal got a glare from Jace. “What? I'm just saying man, just saying.” Jace rubbed his face and sighed when he was done.

“It's so early! I don't usually wake up this early at all man.. Had to be here at nine didn't you?” Coal smiled and nodded.

“It's the time when no pony is around usually, so I thought it would be a good time to talk about more, private matters.” Jace raised a brow and looked at his friend with a serious face.

“'Private matters?' What is that supposed to mean? You mean our sex lives or something like that?”

“Well, not exactly. You know, girl troubles, things that happened, things that freaked us out, stuff that doesn't want to get leaked out into public.. Those sort of things.”

“I don't know if I'm really all that comfortable talking about that kind of stuff, but there was thing that happened this morning.”

Coal leaned forward in his chair a bit to hear his friend better. “Well, I uhh.. I think that Vinyl is in heat right now.. She can't keep her hooves off of me! She's called me nicknames she's never called me before, she gave me a smack on my ass this morning... I don't know what has gotten into her!”

“You did say that she was getting more friendly with you right? Maybe it was her change in attitude that sparked the nature. Not necessarily going into heat as much as a personality change.” Nutmeg had come back, not hearing any of that conversation and put their orders in front of them.

“Anything else today boys? As I said, I'm paying for this meal so have a good time!” She said with a smile. Jace was just noticing how she looked. She had a light brown coat and a darker brown mane. She had a very delicate looking body. She was very slender, and about as curvy as Dash was. Coal found her to be very pleasant looking pony, but Jace didn't exactly care all that much. She had hazel brown eyes and her cutie mark was a small tray with a roll on it.

“Well thank you very much Nutmeg. I owe you one.” Jace said with a smile as the giggling mare trotted away from the table. Jace put a fork in a load of fruit and started eating. “So, as you were saying?”

Coal was drinking the tea. It was really good! “Oh yeah, I was saying that it's probably a personality change doing that. That or it's maybe her way of saying that she wants it right now. What happened exactly?”

Jace blushed. “Well umm.. I was leaning back just relaxing and she got up on me, and started to kiss me like she's never kissed me before. I swear I could feel some wetness on my bell-” Jace looked up to see a Coal with wide eyes and in mid chew.

“Dude... What?” Was all that Coal could muster. “Seriously, what? Your starting to get hints at sex? Well, I think she might be in heat..I thought that all those bass drops would make her get off just from the vibrations!” Jace shivered at the thought.

“Well, I don't know. I think I like it.. But.. It's just not natural for me! This has never happened to me before! It feels really awkward that she wants sex, but I really don't at the moment. It's all really really confusing..”

“Well, just gotta sit back and let it all play out man.”

“Yeah, I guess your right.

Author's Note: Yeah, now you know why this was really awkward for me to write. Two dudes walk in a cafe (sounds like the start of a bad joke) and start talking about their private lives. Entertainment = Right there!