You are Patrick Jefferson, and you work in a low-paying, dead-end job, are about to get evicted, and you just found out that your girlfriend has been cheating on you for the past six months. You want your life to end, so you climb up to the top of your twenty story apartment building and jump. But, just as your about to hit the ground, you keep falling through an odd rip in space, and are transported to a whole new world. Then you black out.

WARNING: What you're about to read contains clop, meaning those who dislike this kind writing should get off this fic. Viewer discretion advised. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

In addition, this is my first clopfic, so hopefully it doesn't turn out into a huge flop on my part. This is not your basic crappy self-insert story (as it truly isn't one). It is simply a tale of two different species that involves some birds and bees. So please don't click that thumbs down if you think this is a self-insert. Click it if you truly hate it.