Happy Endings I - Child of Legends

"Well well, I was here to meet somepony, and look who I find?" Printing Press laughed cruelly, as he walked up to Fluttershy and snatched the papers.

Where is that stupid stallion...

"Your little plan almost worked, Dashie, but just my luck, I picked this night to meet them!" The stallion continued to chortle, his eyes flashing red on yellow.

Stupid cult followers...

Rainbow Dash stiffened, recognizing that voice. "How do you know about my plan!?" she demanded, as the others backed away. Applejack looked ready to strike.

Trying to revive Discord...

Fluttershy asked,"Are- are you Discord?"

And here is the strongest follower, the most stupid of them all...

"No, not exactly," said Printing Press. "My dear Fluttershy."

Got the guards, now I get in...

Hooves could be heard flying against the floor as Trixie Lulamoon arrived for the 'meeting'

The Great and Kickass Trixie makes it on the scene, an assassin.

She walked in, levitating a giant wand. The metal handle glinted, as if it were-no it was a sword. That was when Trixie stopped. "YOU GUYS? Why are you here? Later, later," she said, beginning to mumble about the princesses needing to see them or something. The wand sword raised above Printing Press' head. He tried to dodge, but it was no use against a skilled assassin. The blood spilled on the floor, but quickly disappeared leaving only the body. "That's something like the story of how I got my cutiemark."

The other ponies gasped. Fluttershy was bawling and hiccuping, Applejack was shaking her head in disgust, Pinkie Pie was comforting Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash just stared. Eventually she said, "The princesses are SO gonna kill you for that. I mean, not literally like you did. I guess thank you 'cause did seem like he was turning into Discord or something, but still."

Trixie zapped the sword out of existence. "Trixie does not need to speak with you. Trixie supposes a small explanation could work, however. You should thank Trixie for allowing this."

The Lulamoons, Dusty, Moon, Leila and Trixie, were living in a small town when Leila found love and ran off. This left Trixie with more time on her hooves. She spent this free time practicing conjuration magic.

She was constantly teased for being a blank-flank by other ponies, especially one lavender unicorn named Twilight Shine, who always wore her red and orange striped mane with hairspray and kept her nose high in the air.

She found out this pony had grown up to sell drugs to foals, so Trixie conjured a blade and killed her. The blade started to take shape as her flanks glowed, but there was nothing there.

Trixie had lost hope until she heard a prophecy- one about Nightmare Moon. A group of ponies was trying to revive her in ultimate darkness, hoping to be redeemed in eternal night. It wasn't supposed to happen this way, so Trixie killed them. Having averted a disaster, her cutiemark appeared. Ponies saw and thought it was a magic trick, starting her life as a showmare.

She got a little caught up, but was back on track after sent on this mission by-  by herself.

The spell ended. The four friends looked around, slightly dazed. After all that action...

"Well, at least the paper won't print," said Rainbow Dash, as everyone nodded their heads in agreement. Trixie demanded to see Twilight Sparkle with legitimate news, so they all left.

~~~

At home, Rarity was asleep with Berry Twinkle and Twilight Sparkle was scribbling in her notebook. The door burst open to reveal four- no five ponies, the newest addition appearing to be a particular all-blue mare. "Hi guys," said Twilight. Her next attempt at divination had predicted another pony coming back, but that didn't stop her surprise as she looked up. "Trixie?" She quietly exclaimed, minding the sleeping pair. She whipped off the covers and walked towards them.

    "Why is she here?" the lavendar mare asked the others.

    "She saved us! She needs to talk to you!" said Rainbow.

    "She's a-a-a murderer!" Fluttershy breathed.

    "She got rid of Discord's gang!!" Pinkie telepathically shouted, minding the sleepers.

    "Summat jus' wasn't right about that feller, though I'm not sure murder was nesser- sary." said Applejack.

    "If it weren't for Trixie, the pro-Discord propaganda would have printed. Just look what it did to Berry Punch's sister. She won't go by anything but Screwball!" Trixie had already gotten the hint and kept voice low as well. "In any case, I must talk to Twilight Sparkle alone," she huffed, moving to the hall and commanding Twilight over. Twilight shrugged and decided to see what Trixie would say.

     "So I divined a princess would come over, possibly Luna since it is nighttime. What are you doing here?" asked Twilight.

     "Trixie is a princess," Trixie began. "Trixie was Blueblood's mother, but I gave him away to be a prince. I never had wings because of my mother having only been under a spell from Celestia while birthing Trixie. We are...cousins, in a way. But I am done with that."

     Twilight narrowed her eyes at the blue mare. "And you killed somepony? How would the princesses react?"

     Trixie smiled. "That has something to do with why they want to see you."