BH Podcasts

"So, tell me about this new story?" Val said, leaning comfortably back into an armchair. The fire of a fireplace crackled lightly in the background, spitting sparks onto the hearth.

"Well. It's basically what the title says-" Rainbow said, in the other armchair. "It's generally about the Bounty Hunters storyline, and some other small stories that involve the characters but have nothing to do with the story itself."

"So, us." Val said.

"Yes, us." Rainbow nodded. "Sometimes the author himself might come over and have a little fun. But unfortunately his deviantART account is getting quite a few requests, so he'll be busy with that for now."

"So what are we doing for this episode?" Val asked, taking a mug of hot cocoa off the coffee table and taking a sip.

"Not much. Just introducing this new title. If you readers got any inquiries about the Bounty Hunters storyline, we'll try answer the questions with what we know. So comment below!" Rainbow winked, pointing down at the comment section of the web page.

"Anyway. Shall I start with some questions?" Val asked, pulling out a small list.

"Go ahead." Rainbow waved.

"K. From Anonymous- Where is Princess Celestia and Luna in the Bounty Hunters 3 storyline?" Val read aloud, raising an eyebrow.

"They'll come in later on, I think... But the reason as to why they aren't in the storyline so far is kind of because they're filming the Let's Play: Minecraft series with Cadence. So they didn't get much time in Bounty Hunters." Rainbow said.

That was accompanied by fire-crackling silence. Rainbow looked at Val questioningly.

"That's it?" she raised an eyebrow.

"That's all we got so far." Val said, taking another sip out of her mug.

"This title is quickly diminishing." Rainbow noted, tilting her head to one side. "Wait- I got one. I've got a question for you."

"Go ahead...?" Val said, certain at first but then uncertain at the end as Rainbow was relatively unpredictable.

"Why do you have all these indicator lights on your robotic half? What are they even for, exactly?"

Val just stared at the far wall behind Rainbow as she thought about it. "Well... The author kind of put these here for some sort of visual effect..."

"So they don't do anything." Rainbow said flatly.

"Essentially, yeah." Val shrugged. "But it looks cool, doesn't it?" she said as she made a few blue LEDs on her arm flash.

"It's retarded now that I know they actually are just decorations." Rainbow said.

"Don't put it THAT way." Val rolled her eyes.

"It's totally impractical. You basically glow in the dark."

"Shut up."

"You can't even be stealthy! Your new nickname is 'Lumos' by the way."

"Who needs stealth when they're invincible?" Val asked.

"Yeah, but the story will just be boring if you simply go around and just rip through everything! There's gotta be variety." Rainbow noted.

"I don't care. I look awesome and that's that." Val said, folding her arms and raising her head.

"Yeah, well; look who you're talking to." Rainbow rolled her eyes.

Val shrugged. There was a soft click as the door to the small lounge opened, and Octavia popped her head in.

"We're starting the next chapter soon. You girls get ready." she said.

"In a minute. Just let me introduce the new title to some of our readers first." Rainbow waved. "Picking up where we left off last time- and we would've finished already if somepony didn't have to randomly run out of questions." she peered at Val.

"Ugh." Val rolled her eyes and let out an annoyed sigh.

"The title, as I mentioned earlier; will include completely unrelated small stories to the BH series. For example, there's going to be a Christmas special soon. I wonder what Tavi got me, ah well. But there will be other silly stuff too, like... We reveal why Val hates milk." Rainbow said, and Val's eyes widened.

"Don't you dare-" she started.

"Don't worry." Rainbow giggled, waving a hoof. Val leant back into the chair, looking extremely uncomfortable. "And again- don't be afraid to spam the comments section! Although, based on past experiences you guys are a bunch of silent people."

"And that concludes the intro." Val said, getting out of the chair.

"No it doesn't- I'm not done yet!" Rainbow said.

"Yes. You are." Val said, switching off the camera.