Equestrian Hell

by Clintr

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance
Length: 1541

7 stages of hell of Dante's inferno mlp style

I decided to make a story that involved the 7 stages hell from Dante's inferno comment/rate hope you enjoy

A human decided to take a vacation, to none other than Equestria. but what happens when his vacation has a turn of chaotic events

Published 2013-02-02 11:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-02 11:00:01 UTC

Equestrian hell

I was on my to equestria for a vacation (I really didn't have a choice or I get a sad puppy face). I would be staying in the castle in a room. It was a long train ride I was accompanied with the mane 6 and princess celestia. Once inside the castle, celestia showed me my room where I'll be staying for the week but yet she'd felt like something wasn't right. "your highness are you ok?" I said "Follow me" she said *grabbing my arm with her magic*. We went to the armory then I said "what's wrong?" I said. "I seance a threat among us here you will be needing this" *gives me Mjölnir* "this hammer allows you to earth bend and allows you to unlock attributes necessary to defend yourself, use it in good hands". " thank you princess".

*the next morning* "there something not right, it feels evil in here" I went to celestia's room to inform her but when I got to the hallway to her room, there was a trail of blood and scream of agony. Without hesitation I used my earthbending to break down and it was like a horror movie then a voice from behind me said "so your the guest that she said about" I turned around and it look like her then more came up from behind me. Then I'd earth bend myself into a ball and rolled under them once I'd got up I said "I'd studied equestrian demons for 2 years I know who you all are".

"Murdershy: Demon of Fluttershy. Currently holds Fluttershy tied to a tree and torments her daily by gutting and torturing live ponies and animals in front of her, along with others. Puts on gruesome displays in Ponyville to spread fear. You Represent Violence.

Insanimena: Demon of Pinkie Pie. Take Pinkamena, combine her with discorded Pinkie Pie's hatred for everything, amplify it by ten times and you've got dead ponies walking along with the ability to cause others to fight, even causing her demon sisters to fight. The hate she stimulates can cause corpses to rise up as undead... Oddly enough, she doesn't kill anything. She causes others to do the killing for her... You Represent hate.

Ragelight Sparkfire: Demon of Twilight Sparkle. She is quite an invert of her normal self, in the fact that she's always on a hair pin trigger, ready to light anything on fire that she sees fit, and she can be pretty stupid at times. Doesn't mean she can't incinerate you with a few unholy spells though, and plays dirty, going straight for the throat. Represents anger.

Avarity: Demon of Rarity. Usually inactive in the form of a coal statue. If she senses valuable and expensive jewelry or gems, she won't hesitate to take them if no one else is around. If they are being worn, she will demand that they hand over the possessions. If they refuse or try to run, she will teleport into their position and cause their bodies to shred and explode violently, vaporizing them into blood particles. Represents avarice (the hoarding of possessions and material wealth).

Puke Sack: Demon of Applejack. There's a reason she's got a zipper on her mouth. If it opens and she talks, diseases will spread like the plague and infect anyone around her to her desires. The hellish infestations hitting anyone else cause quite some suffering that no ordinary flu can reproduce. That, and she's a liar. When she talks, she also spews tar from her mouth, and yet can still talk perfectly clear. Represents fraud.

Tyrantia: Demon of Celestia. This was an accidental demon grab made by Stormbow, who just happened to have the right opportunity to be near Celestia during one of her annual visits to Ponyville. Tyrantia's hair is pure hellfire green and emits flames of the same color. Her name is exactly as it emplies: a tyrant, hell bent on taking Celestia down and currently wages war upon Canterlot. She has the ability to convert others to her side and fight for her temporarily. To ensure she is not interrupted by an outbreak of Discord for a third time, she swallowed his soul after beating him and Chrysalis with the help of the evil six.

Stormbow Slash: Demon of Rainbow Dash. The leader and brains of the Tyrant's Number, also the creator of Tyrantia. Murders failure pegasi and spends most of her time feasting on corpses sacrificed to her. Represents betrayal, the greatest sin."
"I give a pat on the back for doing your homework but unfortunately this is we're you die, so any last words". *looks at the original mane 6 and celestia* (lord forgive me) "yeah I have something to say" I said "so spit it out!!" they said *i shifted feet* "think fast!!!" *spun then thrust my arm forward* which them flying towards the wall then blocked the door then I freed twilight and the gang, I said "twilight get everyone outta here it's gonna get ugly". Then they broke the door down and they said "you'll be damned for your impending demise" "yeah you'll have to kill me first" I said. 1st was murdershy she came at me with a knife but I made restraints to her wrist luckily for me I'd learned to make people sleep by there pressure points.

2nd was Insanimena she was tricky I had to take her down from the inside. But she had derpy to do the killing for her, luckily the thing I 1st unlocked was a sleeping genjutsu which made her sleep. With my earthbending I'd stomped the ground grabbed her face and and use my genjutsu.

3rd was Ragelight Sparkfire she was a somewhat easy "take this!!! Fire Storm" she said, "Wall Of Stone!!!" I said. But it was powerful enough to blast me out of the castle I grabbed the wall then made a platform. The 2nd thing I unlock was the ability to ricochet the attack I'd launched myself straight at her which she did another fire storm "that's not going to work now *catches the fire* what goes around comes around!!!" it manage to stun her then restrain her to the wall.

4th was Avarity she demanded jewelry from me lucky for me I had fake gold I'd threw it to here once she notice that it was fake I sealed here in a dome. 5th was Puke Sack she unzipped her mouth which she spewed out diseases. I jumped out of the castle and landed in the court yard. The next thing I unlocked was to with stand sickness she landed in the court yard and then she spewed out tar. With quick reflexes I'd strikes her in the chin closing her mouth to zipped it back up.

Next was Tyrantia and she stabbed me with her horn making me fall back then she was on top of me saying "I'll enjoy sucking out your soul" she made a glowing eerily face and I can feel myself weakening then said "Amaterasu!!"*opens my left eye* the item I'd unlock was on my left eye blowing out black flames which made her weak then I'd sealed her up in a box except for her head.

Last was Stormbow Slash but she was at the top of the castle. Once I got up there she said "it seems I underestimated you but this is where the game ends". Without hesitation I'd shot a rock at her but she dogged it then she punched me in the face it send me plummeting to the ground. Badly bruised she was standing on top of me saying " you're pathetic I can't believe that celestia trusted a weakling to stop us". "*clench my fist* weakling? You think I'm a weakling!!!!" I'd punched her so hard send shockwaves then she crashed into the wall. The last move I'd unlock was the Chigan but was different about it was rainbow colored. Once I'd look back and they were all together chasing towards me.

I'd preformed the hand signs then pulled out Mjölnir faced the evil 6 and tyrantia and ran towards them as well. The power got transfer into the hammer which was scraping the ground it self. Once we were 5ft from each other I said "go back to the pits of hell "Chigan hammer"" there was so much power and force it made them dissolved and made me flew back a sum of 15ft then I passed out.

When woke up days later I saw myself resting my head on celestia's lap then she said " I'm so glad your OK *holds my head up till we're cheek to cheek*" she held me in that position for 15min. "uhh princess... you can put me down now". "oh! Sorry excuse me I have a surprise for you" she led me to ponyville to sugarcube corner. She opens the door and then... "*Bam!!!*" I got shot with compressed air and confetti.

Once I got inside and I enjoyed the party, then pinkie pie said "free cheers for the man who saved us from impending doom" while cheering I said to myself "I gotta tell you... This one vacation I'll never forget.