The Adventures of Tyfu and Sterpony: Evil Rises
I believe an introduction is in order
"Wake up Tyfu." A voice called as I lied covered in my own blood. I moved my head to chick my surroundings, it was then I saw my friends lying in pain. I heard Flutthershy crying for my help as she coughed up blood. I tried to get up but I was too weak, I look up to see him, that no good son of a bitch that did this to us, laughing maniacally as he continued to slowly kill us.
I bet your wondering what the hay happen to us, and who I am. Allow me to introduce myself I am Tyfu, I'm an alicorn, I have a white coat and a long black mane, my cutie mark is a sword and shield that represents my love for adventure and my bravery. I have no idea who my parents are, enough about me. As for what is happening, it all started last week, I have gotten a letter from my old high school friend to come visit him in Ponyville, which is funny because I just packed up to move their anyway. As I arrived in town a pink hyperactive earth pony appeared in front of me and yelled:
"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie, who are you? I know everyone here in Ponyville so you must be new here and if your new here that means we have to throw you a PARTY!" I politely declined, her ears went down and her curly mane straighten as I did. I then asked
"Do you know where Sterpony lives?"
Her ears went up and her mane curled back up, and she repelled "Yes i do follow me!" So I followed her to Sterpony's house as she happily skipped.
As we arrived to his house I knock on the door, when it opened a tan unicorn with glasses, a blond mane, and a music note cutie mark was standing there. We give each other a friendly hug the kind of hug that you give a family member or friend that you have not seen in a long time.
"TYFU! How have you been man?" said Sterpony.
"Good and you" said I,
"Fine. I've got a marefriend now." he said as we broke from the hug.
"I know you told me in your letter." I said trying to hide my jealousy as I entered the house.
"Let me give you the grand tour." he said as we walked thought the hall.
We went to the music room which was filled with microphones and instruments as far as the eye could see. It was then that I saw her,
"Your marefriend is Octavia!"
I said, looking at him pissed I mean not only does choir colt have a marefriend before me but she is also the greatest cellist in Equestria!
"Yes she is." he said giving me this asshole smile.
"I believe an introduction is in order." I said looking at him still pissed that he don't tell me who he was dating in his letter. I slowly walk up to her and introduce myself.
"OH MY GOD! Your Tyfu, Sterpony told me all about you." she said as she walked up to me.
"Why thank you and I say that it's a-" *SMACK* I was cut off as she suddenly bitch slapped me.
"WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT FOR!" I said while covering my mouth.
"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THAT WAS FOR! YOU AND YOUR DANGEROUS LIFE STYLE!" she yelled.
"WHAT WRONG WITH MY LIFE STYLE!" I yelled back trying to hide the pain.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT! YOU AND DAM LOVE FOR ADVENTURE NOT THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF OR STERPONY IN THE PROCESS!" she said as Sterpony walk up to calm her down.
"Calm down darling deep breaths such like the doctor ordered." he said.
"Thanks dear. I'm so sorry I just don't know what I would do if SterPony wasn't here." she said in a calm voice.
"You see Tyfu I asked you to come here because me and Octavia are getting married. And are we going to have a baby in a few months." he said with a straight face.
"WHAT! Dude what have I told you about using protection?" I said giving him the your a dumb ass look.
"This coming the guy who never kiss a mare in his life." when said this my face turned red.
"Well I mm I haven't found the right one yet." I said while trying to hide my embarrassment.
"No it's because you can't talk to mares you like with out freezing up." he said while giving me that asshole smile again
"STERPONY! your embarrassing the poor stallion." said Octavia as my face continued to turn red.
"Sorry honey. So Tyfu I hear that you are moving here, where will be staying?" Sterpony asked.
"I'm renting a room in a cottage near the Everfree Forest." I told him.
"That's where Fluttershy lives I never thought she would rent out a room with her shy personality and all." said Sterpony.
"I'll be rooming with a mare." I said nervously.
"Don't worry she's nice and cute." he said. "That's why I'm nervous." said I when suddenly Pinkie Pie appears and yells "OMG! YOUR FLUTTERSHY'S NEW ROOMMATE! WE HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TWO RIGHT AWAY FOLLOW ME!"
I waved goodbye to Sterpony and Octavia as Pinkie took me to Fluttershy's place, that was when Sterpony appears behind me and say's "Do you think that I miss out on you embarrassing yourself in front of a mare." giving that asshole look for the 3th time now.
when we arrived at the cottage Pinkie Pie knocked on the door and said "Fluttershy I have somepony to introduce you to."
When the door open there was a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane and three butterflies as her cutie mark standing there she was too cute for words. "hmm I'm Fluttershy you must be the one who's renting the room." she said in a cute low voice. "mm yes I am my name's Tyfu." I said nervously.
"Tyfu. That a nice name. You know something Tyfu I think your cute." as soon as she said this I passed out, the last thing I heard was Sterpony saying "He likes you."