Planeswalker

by apokalyps117

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 4522

Can Finneas, the almighty planeswalker conquer the greatest power of all: friendship?

Finneas a young boy at the time, discovers his families oldest legacy Planewalking, after discovering an old key in a secret compartment located in one of his family heirlooms. After discovering his power and his lovely demonic assistant Grisha, can Finneas, the almighty planeswalker conquer the greatest power of all: friendship?

Published 2013-01-06 05:00:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-21 02:31:27 UTC

2: Well...Shit

Finn opened his eyes and almost instantly regretted it. "The Hall of Memories... well SHIT!" he screamed that last part, frustrated at his bad luck.

'It could be worse!' Grisha consoled telepathically, or at least tried to cheer him up. Finn only scowled distastefully

"I've been in in here thirteen fucking times ...shit!" He cursed exasperatedly.

'Well maybe it would seem better if you got your panties out of your ass cheeks... I could help you know...' She winked seductively at that last part. Finn just rolled his eyes and put his face in his hands.

"Shut up..." he muttered.

'Just trying to help' She pouted. He put his hands behind his head and looked at the various memories flash by as he fell through the ghostly tunnel. He saw the discovery of everything. The Box. The Key. The Relic. 'The Hot Assistant' Grisha cut in. Finn just ignored her. And last but not least The Legacy.

* * *

The rest of them were unimportant to him. They just consisted of his countless adventures and feats. He saw himself learning the Thu'um, speaking to the Outsider, becoming an Assassin, Learning his Bankai, and becoming the Arisen.
Everything else after that was just a blur of learned powers and abilities.

Finn looked below him. "Ah! The light at the end of fates asshole..." He muttered under his breath "Well!" He announced cheerily "I hope I'm dead!" He inhaled deeply as he closed his eyes and exhaled as he opened them. He was falling. Fast. Towards a giant FUCKING TREE!!

'I'm taking a nap'

Once again Finn found himself saying "Well...Shit!" BOOM! CRASH!!
* * *

"Ya know what it is Twahlight?" This one was country as hell!

"No. I actually haven't the slightest clue as to what it is. That's why I called you guys." Hmm, proper but not pampered.

"Well if he gets up i'll knock 'em right back down!" Loud, obnoxious, tomboyish...very tomboyish.

"W-well lets be civilized ponies! but only if you want to... Shy... wait what!? Ponies!!??

"Well now darling, I think this is a matter for the princesses, right?" Ugh... Proper and pampered wait... princesses...

Finn's eyes snapped open to find five technicolor ponies gathered around him. After glancing around at his surroundings he figured he was in that tree he crashed into. It obviously served as a library...or at least it used to.

"Omigodomigodomigod! He's awake! Spiiike take a letter!" He looked at the purple pony, dumbfounded.

"What the hell did you jus- wait why am I surprised I've already seen talking animals before. That shit ain't new."

"And he talks!" Exclaims the blue tomboy or tom...mare.

Finn looks at all of them and takes in their features. Horn. Okay. Wings. Aiight. Tramp stamps... Tramp stamps... WTF pony strippers!?! Um... okay... Trying to break the awkward silence Finn asks "What are your um...uh... names?"

The orange one steps up to the front, and points at a white coated and purple maned unicorn. "That one there's Rarity!"

"Pleasure to meet you!" Rarity said

"Next'n there's Rainbow Dash!"

"Fastest flier in Equestria in the flesh!"

"Then there's Twahlight Sparkle!"

"Hi there! I'm Twilight Sparkle! Protege to Princess Celestia.

"This is one's Fluhttershy!" The cream colored pegasus only squeaked and whimpered.

"Um... okay... And ahm Applejack!"

"Okay are you all strippers or something?" Finn asks bluntly. Everyo- pony looks at me dumbly. The white one was quickest to react.

"EXCUSE ME! How dare you call the Elements Of Harmony indecent mares!" Rarity exclaimed

There was a bright flash on the other side of the room that he didn't acknowledge. Terrible mistake. As everyone else recovers and they all start a heated argument. Finn replies "You ponies all have stripper names and tramp stamps on your ass! Unbeknownst to him, a large white mare with both a horn and wings watched their conversation, seething with anger. As Finn finished his statement with a casual "just sayin" The livid mare rushed forward and exclaimed

"How dare you insult my little ponies!" Finn looked at her and gave her his best troll face and for the last time that night said

"Well...shit." before she sent her fore hoof careening towards his face. As the world became splotchy and black Grisha awoke from her nap.

'Hey Finn'

'Yeah'

'You got knocked the fuck out'

And then the world went black.

Author's Note

I had a lot of fun writing this chapter. hope you enjoy it!

3: I. Hate. Mondays!!!

"Jesus! My fucking face!", Finn groaned, trying to pull his hands up, taking note of how muffled his voice was.

"Goddamn bandages..." he muttered, "Know just how to fix that problem!"

Finn focused on the bandages, willing them off his face, and to his pleasure, they obeyed. He attempted to cast a healing spell by voice, but his jaw, now unrestrained, hung limply. Groaning inwardly Finn decided to cast one by hand. As the golden light filled the room, Finn felt himself being healed from the inside out.

After the whole problem of healing himself was addressed, he decided to find his equipment.Using a simple echolocation spell, he located it in a storeroom two floors down. Grinning ear to ear, he decided to abandon the subtle approach and reared his arms back and punched straight through the floor. Landing in a birthing room he flashed the stunned female doctors and nurses "call me" sign before busting through the laminate tiles. Nimbly falling to his feet, he spotted his equipment and reached for it, only to be stopped by a purple aura surrounding his hand.

"And where do you think you're going?" A very irritated Twilight Sparkle asks,"You're staying here!"

"Who the hell said that?" Finn inquired, very amused.

"Yur ordered to remain inside this 'ere hospital by orders of Princess Celestia!" Applejack exclaimed.

"Pfff! You think just because She-Tyson can totally fuck up my face you think that I'm gonna do what she says?" Finn asks, smiling, "Fuck that bitch! You don't know me! I do what I want!" He proclaimed, creating his best impression of Eric Cartman from South Park, "Screw you guys! I'm going home..."

"Ah!" Rarity scoffed, "Such language! Towards the Princess! And from a ruffian no less!" At this Finn only snickered desperately trying to hold back his laughter.

"And what could possibly be so funny? You're outnumbered and outmatched! So why are you laughing when you know you're helplessly weak against us!?" Rainbow Dash questioned.

At these accusations of Finn's weakness he only laughed harder, but it came out condescending, harsh, and bitter. At each chuckle the room seemed to get darker and darker, and Twilight noticed it. So she began to send Spike a telepathic message, 'Spike! send Princess Celestia a letter! We need her, Luna, the Elements, the guard! Something, anything, everything she can send! This... thing...this nightmare... must be stopped at all costs!'

Once again Rainbow questioned him, "Why. Are. You. LAUGHING!?!" She began to fly at him, only to be stopped by his hand, that was firmly wrapped around her throat.

"Do you wish to know why I laugh at your accusations and threats?" Finn asked calmly, tightening his hands around her throat, "It's because no matter how strong you think you are, compared to me, you. Are. NOTHING! And no matter how many princesses, elements, or guards yo send you will still be nothing." He gave a look of pure amusement as he looked at Twilight, letting her know that her little message didn't go unnoticed. She gulped. Everypony except Dash and Twilight looked at him like he was a madman. But Twilight knew. She could see his aura. And by no stretch of the word he was godly.

"W-w-well we'll s-see about t-that!" Twilight stammered trying to stall him but keep a straight face at the same time. The room began to darken. The darkness around her began whisper. It was trying to lure her, to seduce her. Shapes began to move to and fro in the veil of shadows.

Finn quickly released Dash who, had quickly had fallen unconscious, was on the brink of death. "Aww... what's wrong Twily? You scared of the dark the dark? Your big bad momma ain't here to keep you safe from the scary monster?" Finn's voice became two. One Finn's. And the other's dark evil. His eyes flickered from normal to black eyes that bored into her soul. And that's when it spoke, "yOur UnCLe NeXuS wiLL kEEp YoU SAfe,,, ForEVeR ANd EvER...."

And that's when Celestia, Luna, and a shitload of guards carrying the Elements of Harmony came in. Oh yeah and that's also when the realized with an element bearer knocked the fuck out, they were fucked. Totally fuckin' fucked.

4: Nexus

When Finn opened his eyes, the wold seemed abnormally dark and depressing. He tried to lift his arms and he couldn't. He tried to walk, but he could't move them. He tried to yell, to scream even, but no sound reached his ears. He tried his best to hammer away at the suffocating darkness with his mind, but to no avail. Although he tried to fight it with all his heart, he failed.

Fate seemed to pity him however and relinquished a bit of the abyss to allow him to see the world. But it was not through his eyes. It was like looking at a screen, the visuals distorted and warped. The images pulsated, and flashed with erratic light. But it wasn't how the images looked, it was more of what he saw.

"His" right hand, was clasped firmly around Dash's throat, wringing the life from her body. He watched her face grow purple as she was deprived of oxygen, and the light faded from her eyes. Finn watched in absolute horror as the two princesses and a large squadron of guards walked in the room as her eyes rolled back into her head... and then she stopped breathing.

He watched, unable to do anything, as four of her friends saw her stop struggling, and the subsequently stop breathing.
He allowed himself a small sigh of hope as Twilight's distorted voice caused "Finn" to release Dash. But it was short lived as, Celestia and Luna saw the whole thing as "he" cackled out a taunt in "his" disturbing voice. I listen to what he says, and my suspicions were correct my rage had manifested Nexus, my extremely violent demonic persona.

Everyone looked at Nexus with utter shock, confusion, and fear. Twilight remembered Rainbow and saw that she still wasn't doing anything. She looked back up at him with fury.

"You killed her! You killed her! You killed her! You killed her! You killed her!" Each accusation was followed with a purple magic bolt to his chest.The last projectile burning a hole through his armor. The black material cracked and flaked away like pieces of broken glass.

Nexus brushed the broken material away, his armored hand resembling the shrine from so many years ago. His damaged chest piece revealed a black gaping hole in his sternum. The in-explainable sight scaring the ponies even more.

"Unir Fen Ag Ko Toor! You shall burn in Hell!" Nexus screeched, "I Fent Govey Hin Klov Ahrk Naak Nau Hin Slen! I shall crush your skull and feast on your flesh!" The ponies only stared in shock and confusion at his dialect.

As Nexus reached for a sword to cleave the poor pony in two, Celestia finally came out of her shock induced daze. She glared at him as her eyes began to glow a bright blinding white. His armor began to smolder.

"Aan Rinik Sahlo Togaat Jaar, Fah I Lost Du Faal Yol Do Toor. A very weak attempt mortal, for I can devour the flames of Hell." Nexus replied shaking his head slowly.

His boasting, however made the princess enraged as she amplified the heat. Finn saw that this confrontation was spiraling out of control. He had to repossess his body. He had to gain control, or everyone was fucked.

This time he put his entire being into yelling, and this time, words escaped his lips, powerful words. He gasped as words, many of which he had never seen before, flowed from the darkness and entered his mind and spoke with a power the likes he had never seen. "I Fus Gein Wah Gron Daar Kopraan Ahst Nu! I force you to unbind this body at once!"

A giant wave of nauseating pain rips throughout Nexus' body. He quickly doubles over in pain and vomits black viscous blood that seems to have a mind of its own. His blade clangs to the floor. A white thick liquid flows from every orifice of his face. Drifting down in large clumps.

"Nid! I Dreh Ni Hind Wah Mah Het! No! I refuse to fall here!" He exclaims. Two hands reach through the black abyss in his chest. As Finn rips him down the middle, Nexus screams in absolute agony. Finn pulls his mid section out and grasps Nexus' sword from the floor.
Nexus looks at him, his black soulless eyes filled with hate and determination, "I Dreh Ni Hind Wah Mah Het."

"Hokoron Lost Nid Fen." He calmly replies, "You have no choice. Goodbye Nexus." Still hanging from his chest, he quickly plant both hands on the hilt of his blade and I drive it into the flesh right above his chest. Using the blade as a focal, point Finn pushes himself out of Nexus' chest and falls nimbly to his feet.

Nexus glares at him , his eyes full of loathing for the man in front of him, "Daar Fen Ni Faal Oblaan. This is not the end."

Finn gives him a sideways look, "Oh but it is." He quickly lunges for the blade, and violently wrenches it from his chest. Nexus grunts in pain. "Daar Fen Faal Oblaan, Med Hin Dez. This is the end, accept your fate." Finn states. Nexus looks at him as Finn pivots counter clockwise and decapitates him. Finn never looks away as Nexus erupts into a fiery explosion an turns to ash.

"My god..." Celestia states as she witnessed the disturbing events that unfolded before her. Everypony else just stares, slack-jawed. As the human dispatches his opponent with ruthless ease.

Finn turns around and brings his attention to Rainbow Dash, who was thankfully breathing, albeit shallowly. He staggered over to her and brought the blade to her shoulder.

Twilight Sparkle noticed this and screamed tearfully, "What are you doing?! Stay away from her! Monster!" Finn ignored her and drew blood causing everyone to gasp.

"No! Stop it!" She wailed rushing forward. Finn had to keep going. He was exhausted. He could feel himself fading in and out of consciousness. He drew the blade into his palm and allowed blood to trickle down his hand in a wide line and drip from his hand. As his blood connected with her wound she began to levitate and obtain a golden glow.

This new development stopped Twilight in her tracks. "Wha- why are you doing this!?!" She asked as Dash's breathing returned to normal.

He smiled at her,"To save the day of course!" he replied. Then, his spell and escape from Nexus finally took it's toll. His eyelids became heavier and heavier, the ponies voices around him became muffled and the world faded to black.

Author's Note

Wow! that was fun oh and this website really helped my do the other language that the were speaking in this chapter. hope you like it and thumb it up plz! =)
Link:Ni Dovah

1: Down the Rabbit Hole

Finn awoke with a start, his eyes snapping open, only to find the bright unforgiving pain of light.

"AUUUGH!" He exclaimed, grasping his face in hope of lessening the pain. Once his eyes adjusted, he slowly swung his legs off his futon, the indention his legs left still visible on the crummy, stained, black material. Getting up he painstakingly put on his Deadmau5 t-shirt and a black hoodie despite his sore muscles. Zipping his hoodie and going downstairs, he grabbed his Ipod off the kitchen table and placed the ear buds in his ears. He quickly scrolled throughout his albums and finally settled on Flux Pavilion's Bass Cannon.

Slowly opening his screen door carefully to not to cause his parents and older sister to wake up. Just shrugging his shoulder and letting the door close with a loud bang, he grabbed his skateboard and rode it into the early morning fog of London.

* * *

He arrived at an abandoned shack about fifteen minutes later with a large messengers bag packed on his shoulder. After setting down the bag and removing a screwdriver from one of the pouches, he quickly fiddled with the lock. after about two seconds the lock emitted an audible "click" that brought a smile to Finn's face. He walked inside and squinted his eyes at a shrine in a corner. He had brought all the required materials that some strange "voice" told him to.

At first he was wary of the ethereal and otherworldly whispers but he soon began to covet the knowledge these whisperers gave him. Why, he could remember just three months ago when he found this strange relic in a narrow sinkhole a few miles north of his house, and sure enough a few days later they were speaking to him. They were faint at first, but later especially when he did as they asked, their voices became clearer and more defined. Especially in the dark.

'hurry little one...'

'The candle...'

' So close'

'Yes...Yes...Good...Yes!

Snapping himself away from his daydream he began to place the items around the altar doing as the voices said. He hesitated. Looking at the alter itself was a sight to see, really. It consisted of an over-sized gauntlet that was a glossy black with red luminescent highlights. The finger tips were reminiscent of claws like the one Freddy Kruger had. On the palm of it there were notches that he could not see well. Whether or not those came with age or if it were markings meant to be there, Finn didn't give a flying fuck. He'd cross that bridge when he got there. Once again cursing his ability to get sidetracked, he took a deep breath and began the ritual.

* * *

After placing the human skull he obtained from his grandmother's grave he took a knife against his hand drawing a thick line of blood. Then, he took a deep breath and yelled with all his might,

"NAROS NIATEREM POSTESTAS DRAGOSTOS!" Black darkness seeped from the dais. He continued with the chant

"HADIAR MENARSK RO KEST!" His final words sent forth waves of darkness that caused the notches on the black hand to Ignite into blue flame.The skull slowly blacked and cracked and crumbled as deep designs were being etched into her cranium. The gauntlet flared to life and fluidly and deliberately crushed the skull . As he looked at the dais in horror as jets of blue flame shot out were the skull once was, a beam of darkness spewed from the destroyed skull and blasted straight through his chest.

The excruciating pain was both unbelievable and unbearable as the darkness ripped straight through the fabric of time, and although the blast blew a hole right in between his pectorals where his heart was, there was no blood and it didn't come out the other side. In fact, it felt like it was filling him up and the pain left him only to be followed by pleasure. He felt a tremendous force pick him up, and the beam followed. There was a bright flash of light and a large BOOM! Finn glanced down wide-eyed and muttered,

"Holy shit my clo-" Finn wasn't able to finish that sentence as his heart was wrenched from his chest a red aura glowing and sputtering weakly around it. The blood was everywhere pouring from his now heavily mutilated chest. Invisible blades carved his skin into intricate patterns, the wounds burning like molten steel. He looked around weakly at his heart as it beat weakly within its fading aura.

Finn hung his head in defeat. As he witnessed his lifeblood pouring from his body, all the blood in the room slowly drifted towards the wall and started to flow upwards. The blood began to form words and words became cryptic messages. Finn was horrified. Turning his attention back towards his heart, he weakly reached out to it as it reached the far end of the shack. Existence itself folded and warped Finn's perspective as the anomaly ripped into a screaming featureless mouth filled with the abyss.

His heart floated closer and closer to the darkness as the abyss began to take shape. Fists. Arms. So many of them. To many of them. As the fists opened, the palms stirred... and split. Mouths all within the palm of their hands. The mouths opened and within were rows upon rows of sharp teeth... and a giant rolling eye. The mouths began to speak to him in an unknown language, somehow perfectly synchronized as they did so. Their voice was raspy and scratchy. Just hearing it brought fear into his heart.

Finn wept in fear as the abyss revealed another horror. Finn saw another version of him that was darker, sinister, and insidious. The "Other Finn" simply flowed from the darkness towards him. Finn opened his eyes to stare at the mirror him. "Other Finn's" skin was pale but still looked evil and dark somehow. "Other Finn" opened his eyes as well. Finn looked into them... and regretted it. The shade's eyes were all black with yellow irises.

"WhAT's wRonG? cAN't StAnd ThE sIghT oF YoUR OwN BLooD?" It cackled maniacally. Finn watched in absolute silent terror as a white viscous fluid poured from every orifice of "Other Finn's" face. The liquid resisted gravity and came up to his face. He could make out multiple faces and facial features. The liquid slowly plastered itself on "Other Finn's" face and hardened into a mask. They sat there for what seemed like hours, until Finn croaked,

"What...What do you want from me?" The apparition only chuckled as his mask cracked down the middle. The mask opened like a pair of double doors revealing an orange glowing skull as he screamed,

"yOur SOuL!!" Finn screamed in pain and fear as the anomaly entered his body causing him to thrash around and mutter in an ancient language. Finn felt it overpower him and send him sprawling to the ground, knocking him unconscious.

* * *

"Aaugh! My bloody head!" Finn exclaimed. Looking around, something didn't feel right. He scratched his head. He heard a small but audible grunt. So, he obeyed his curiosity and he scratched it again.

'Hey stop that! And put some clothes on Finneas, you look fucking ridiculous!' An unknown female voice chided him. Finn was scared now. His whispers never had a accent or even a gender. But, this one sure did.

"W-Wh-Who are you?" Finn asked now scared about this unknown intruder and self-conscience about his nudity. He felt a strange tingle in his chest. A black and purple swirling abyss appeared in the center of the room. Finn was really scared now. The sphere of darkness faded away to leave a tall, sandy blonde and black haired girl. The clothes she was wearing were strange as well. They were a patchwork mix of gypsy-like clothing and armor. She was very beautiful, with her perfectly strait waist length hair, large breasts, a shapely ass, good posture, and her face... her face... the most strangest feature wasn't her reptilian-like eyes or the single fang he could see jutting down from under her top lip. No, it was those two horns jutting from the side of her head covered with stange markings that curved around tight against her head only to jut out into tapered points. Even though these were startling points, Finn couldn't stop his eyes from wandering her physique.

"Sorry you're not really my type." She replied smugly. Finn gasped in shock. "I can read your mind dumb ass." She said, barely suppressing the grin on her face.

"D-dd-I w-wasn't d-doin' any bloody t-thin'" Finn blushed obviously lying.

"Yeah whateva." The mysterious girl rolled her eyes.

"W-whats your n-name?" He stuttered.

" G-G-Grisha!" She mocked.

"Oi! Stop that!" Finn yelled annoyed at her humor at such an awkward moment. Grisha however, just realized, fully, he was stark naked.

"Oh! Ehh.. Heh heh." She motioned to his overall nudity. Finn looked at her confused. "WILL YOU JUST SUMMON SOME DAMN CLOTHES ALREADY!" Grisha screamed.

"What the hell are you talking about?!?"

"Use your powers!"

"What fucking powers?!?"

"Th- Oh..." Grisha stopped.

"What?"

"You don't know..."

"Don't know what?"

"What you are."
- "Will you just stop the riddles? Please?" Finn pleaded. She got on all fours and came in close. "What-what-what are y-you d-doing?!?" He stammered. The markings on her horns started glowing. Finn was really confused. As she touched her horns to his head and the world went white...

FOUR YEARS LATER

Finn opens his eyes, only to meet a battlefield the dead and the dying surround him, and he was his only ally

'Nice work' Grisha cheers in his head 'Although you got my blade all dirty!' She scolds seductively.

"Okay where to now?" He asked cheerfully

'Um... Oh! Oh! I know! I know!! Someplace happy, safe, and full of adventure!'

"Hmm... Let's try a cartoon universe then! That 'Adventure Time' one should be fun. And we also have the same name!" Finn thought back to all his years of learning magic with Grisha and how she made him what he is today. Three months ago when she taught him her final spell: Planeswalking, Finn read a lot into them and discovered there were an infinite amount of them. After a lot of thought Finn decided that:

there is a dimension where powers and skills from my favorite franchises exist.

there is a dimension where I obtain them myself.

Considering I can travel through all dimensions I can travel through those and get the power for myself.

4.Therefore, that makes me able to do anything.

With that being said, Finn has obtained many skills over the past few months.And although, a very deadly person, under his hard steely gaze is a young man, no older than 19.

"Oi! Grisha! You awake?"

'Yeah I am now...jerk.'

"What?"

'Nothin', JUST CONCENTRATE ON THE SPELL!'

"Aiight, gimme a second..." He sighed as magic took control over his body. "Tenzanrai tongen rus aytog-" Finn stopped

'Whats wrong Finn?'

"Something isn't right"

'Now that you say that something isn't ri- " Grisha's voice was cut short as a portal to an unknown dimension was opened right underneath them. And they disappeared without a trace.

TO BE CONTINUED

Author's Note

Wow... Can't believe I typed that shit in notepad... Oh Yeah! I hoped You guys liked it!