Cover Image

Fallout Equestria: Taking Life By The Horns

by Pokonic
A minotaur goes on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and snark in the irradiated north. Mostly snark.

Ever Watchful was a typical young bull, eager to see more of the world outside his isolated home. At least, more of it besides the bleak wastelands that surrounded him every day. However, when actions beyond his control sends him in the direction of the city of Tauronto, the other last great city, he must question everything he has assumed about the world and himself as he carves out a new life.

Also, what the hell is this "Crystal Empire" place, anyway?

Teen
Incomplete
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Adventure
 
OKIC

203445 words: Estimated about 17 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

55 Chapters:

  1. Constant Vigilance 2013-01-06 06:03:41 UTC
    3293
  2. Confusion is Expected 2013-01-08 23:54:40 UTC
    2698
  3. Family, Elders, and Plot 2013-01-12 03:32:27 UTC
    3190
  4. Ranger Danger 2013-01-14 23:07:12 UTC
    2056
  5. You Probably Did Not See This Coming 2013-01-20 04:29:18 UTC
    4051
  6. (Interlude) You Probably Think I am a Silly, Gullable Fool 2013-01-21 21:04:27 UTC
    1323
  7. You Probably Can Expect Trouble 2013-01-31 00:09:46 UTC
    3483
  8. When There is Smoke 2013-02-03 05:32:06 UTC
    2504
  9. You Should See The Looks On Your Faces 2013-02-11 03:46:10 UTC
    2624
  10. Its Getting Dark 2013-02-17 23:30:43 UTC
    3461
  11. Seahorse 2013-02-21 04:38:32 UTC
    2097
  12. What's Eating Blueberry Cream? 2013-02-24 07:24:36 UTC
    4253
  13. Jumping the Sharkpony 2013-03-02 22:53:17 UTC
    2633
  14. (Interlude ll) For Something Like Karma, See Chapter 28 Of The Original Story. 2013-04-01 04:57:27 UTC
    1589
  15. Ayez arouh.....ba'iid 'an hena. 2013-04-04 01:01:44 UTC
    4080
  16. You Can't Walk Five Feet Out There Without Tripping On One. 2013-04-14 11:16:50 UTC
    5470
  17. Talking, Talking, Drama Bomb, More Talking, Not Entirely In That Order. 2013-04-29 05:06:17 UTC
    3315
  18. Most Important Hotel Room In All of Pony-Canada 2013-05-13 00:43:31 UTC
    6002
  19. The Enemy of Your Enemy is Still Your Enemy. 2013-05-18 17:14:49 UTC
    2526
  20. At The Very Least, It Seems Friendly. 2013-05-20 23:20:50 UTC
    5428
  21. Et Tu, Nocte Praesidio? 2013-05-27 11:05:07 UTC
    2517
  22. And You Probably Thought She Was Important 2013-06-02 03:49:45 UTC
    3601
  23. If You Thought This Story Would Have A Happy Ending, You Haven't Been Paying Attention. 2013-06-29 22:10:04 UTC
    2811
  24. Being Poni Is Suffering 2013-07-03 16:48:22 UTC
    4890
  25. (Interlude lll) Behold Death, The Ultimate Equalizer! 2013-07-04 00:24:24 UTC
    1836
  26. Perhapes They Might Need Another Kind Of Therapist. 2013-07-10 23:56:06 UTC
    4473
  27. Backstory Time with Blueberry and Watchful 2013-07-25 20:24:57 UTC
    3704
  28. You Know, There's A Real Chance That She's The Main Antagonist 2013-07-29 22:12:40 UTC
    4298
  29. I'm Sorry, But Your POV Is In Another Chapter. Until Then, Ms. Cream Shall Suffice. Or Suffer. Same Difference. 2013-08-08 15:15:44 UTC
    7063
  30. The Title of The Story 2013-08-25 15:23:56 UTC
    8642
  31. There Was a Decent Pun-y Title Here, But Sea Salt Ate It. 2013-09-06 16:58:20 UTC
    4285
  32. [The Interfishin] Man, Horses Shore Are Weird! 2013-09-14 20:10:35 UTC
    3606
  33. [Interlude llll] The Monster Of The East/The Bull Of The North 2013-09-24 03:07:49 UTC
    3028
  34. Instead Of A Dark Lord, They Have A Queen 2013-09-29 22:35:45 UTC
    3310
  35. Don't Worry, We Will Get To His Daddy Issues Soon Enough 2013-10-06 19:23:38 UTC
    3483
  36. Eternal Chaos Has A Bad Sense Of Humor 2013-10-19 23:35:17 UTC
    4046
  37. Bahmut and Kujata 2013-11-04 18:19:23 UTC
    3371
  38. To Think, That They Might Actually Get Out Of That House Soon 2013-11-17 00:44:12 UTC
    5002
  39. Interlogue: Behold, Tauronto? 2013-11-30 01:01:46 UTC
    1373
  40. A Land of Maple Syrup And Frozen Tears 2013-12-17 18:14:46 UTC
    5440
  41. She Dies 2013-12-25 22:50:11 UTC
    4058
  42. Post Apocalyptic Pony Canadians Are The Friendliest 2014-01-06 22:05:08 UTC
    3432
  43. Alas, The Dance Number Had To Be Cut For Time 2014-01-28 18:09:31 UTC
    4836
  44. Thanks, M. A. Larson. 2014-02-10 22:01:02 UTC
    2972
  45. He's Not The Main Antagonist, But He's Close Enough For Where It Counts 2014-02-16 22:06:26 UTC
    3605
  46. She Isn't Either, But She's Pushing It At This Point 2014-03-09 17:08:59 UTC
    2975
  47. And Now, For Something Completely Different 2014-03-23 23:53:55 UTC
    8079
  48. And Now Here's Something I Hope You'll Really Like 2014-04-14 17:11:53 UTC
    3983
  49. If Murky Met Her, He'd Probably Cry 2014-04-22 22:22:37 UTC
    3786
  50. If The Pace Of This Story Keeps Going Like This, This Night Really Will Last Forever 2014-04-29 02:06:13 UTC
    4507
  51. Alas, Born Amongst Smoke And Salt She Was Not. There Was Probably Some Sand, Though. 2014-05-08 20:52:47 UTC
    3245
  52. Musings Of A Somewhat Dead Bat Pony 2014-06-14 22:02:05 UTC
    2530
  53. Alternative Unlifestyles 2014-06-25 22:43:49 UTC
    4073
  54. Family Matters 2014-07-08 00:34:46 UTC
    2293
  55. Eternal Empire 2014-08-11 22:48:59 UTC
    2216