The mail came at it's usual time. Roughly two o clock, the mail lady put the packages in the black mail box and drove off. Maybe twenty seconds after, a large brown UPS delivery truck arrived. A large, stalky white man stepped out in embarrassingly short brown shorts and a UPS shirt. He went straight up the three stone steps of the dark blue wooden home and set the large, but light cardboard package down at the top stair. He balanced the package with one hand and knocked with the other.
After a few knocks he heard a young, but deep voice call out: "Hold your horses!" after a few seconds of waiting the door was unlocked and opened. A teenage boy with short brown hair stepped out, he had stood at about 5'7. A forming goatee on his chin and upper lip practically announced his age to any who saw him
"Package for you, sir." The UPS man said holding out a clipboard "Sign at the bottom, saying you received your package." the man said with an almost bored tone of voice.
"Thanks man." The teen said with a smile. He quickly signed the clipboard, handed it back to the UPS dude and carried the large package in to his home. Shutting the door behind him.
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Inside, the teen set the package down and used his hands to pry the box open. Inside was a large, cotton, Princess Celestia. Standing at an exact five foot. The teen carried the large Princess to his room and set it down in the closet in front of his many shirts and coats. He had the ponies arranged as part of an OCD compulsion. The main six were in the center with the two Princesses on either side. Since it was a walk in closet that used to belong to his sister when she lived in the room, it was quite capacious. After wards he went to the corner of the closet with his laptop charging. It sat up on a small dark oak table with a rolling office-style chair. He unplugged it and sat it on his lap, pulling two small ear phones from his pocket his quickly plugged them in and began searching up Pewdiepie's Happy Wheels episodes on Youtube.
Within minutes the loud, hilarious shouting, speaking, and general noises and faces made by the Youtuber had him laughing and completely deaf to the rest of the world.
Little did he realize the newest pony in his little collection was glowing in a golden yellow aura. As Celestia glowed, she slowly brighten from tail to head. As her the aura glowed a near blinding yellow on the tip of her tail, it began to move over her body, making the fabric and cloth into real flesh, blood and so on. Soon as her eyes became organic and behind them her brain, she realized she was awake.
She was at first disoriented, then she came to see the other seven ponies in the room become organic. Soon all the ponies were organic and living material who were very disoriented. Well all except Pinkie who, while everypony was looking around, spotted the human and charged right up to say hi. She was running off legends that declared the humans as creative, social creatures. Not the ones that showed them as cruel, bloody thirsty, war lords.
"HI!" She shouted in an exited greeting.
The human ignored her and laughed at a shiny black box.
She took a step forward and spoke again. "HIYA! I'm Pinkie Pie!"
The human still ignored her.
She ran forward and hopped right up into his lap. Pushing the shiny box off his lap and onto the table in front of the chair and apparently scarring him.
"WHAT IN THE HELL!?!" The human screamed hurtling himself, Pinkie pie, and the chair backwards. Sending all three onto the floor. Pinkie lay belly to belly with the human, nose half an inch apart.
"HIYA!" She greeted with a large smile.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The human rolled over sending Pinkie off him and he backed away from the small Pinkie Pony, using his arms to move him back against the rear wall. He looked at all the now living ponies with a look of surprise, fear, and fear.
"Is that your name? Hi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Pinkie greeted walking forward with a hoof extended to shake the humans legs.
"Y-your alive!? Why are you alive?!" The human asked, he seemed very scared. When Pinkie put her hoof on his clothed leg, he withdrew it swiftly and practically curled up into a ball against the white wall, beneath many hung up clothes.
"Yeah. we're alive, silly! What else would we be?" Pinkie asked adding a giggle at the end.
"Well....A plushy!"
"A...pl-ush-ee?" Pinkie sounded out. "What's that?"
Twilight Sparkle walked up behind Pinkie and pushed her aside gently. "Let me handle this, Pinkie."
"Okay, Twi-twi!" Pinkie said in a near shout bouncing up and down near the tipped over chair.
Twilight walked to the human. "What's your name?"
"Nate..." He said cautiously keeping his distance from Twilight Sparkle.
"Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle, maybe you can help us out..." She began. "..You see, we don't know where we are..."
"You're on Earth. Sebastian Florida. How in the hell did you guys get here?" Nate asked, seeming to calm down quite a bit from the screaming, rolling, and tipping of chairs.
Pinkie chimed in then, as she bounced like a beach ball. "That's a funny word! HELL HELL HELL!" She screamed in excitement with the find of this new word.
"PINKIE!" Twilight scolded.
Pinkie went quiet and gave a hurt look at Twilight.
"So....we're on....Earth? What is Earth?" Twilight asked.
Princess Celestia came forth to the human and Twilight. The other ponies *With the exception of Pinkie, who bounced uncontrollably.* looked on with interest in the strange human.
"Earth." Princess Celestia said. "I've been here...when I was a filly." She looked at the human. "Is King Phillip still going to attack England with the Spanish armada?"
Nate slowly shook his head. "The English won."
"Hmm...I knew he wouldn't win. He was always more of an air head than anything else." Celestia said shrugging.
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Hope any readers enjoyed this opening chapter!
2- Princess Luna & Fluttershy.
An hour later.
"S-so you guys were all asleep in bed at least a mile or so from each other with the exception of the Princesses who were miles away, and you all woke up at exactly eight in the morning. Except you woke up to a total whiteness?" Nate said trying to wrap his brain around the severe insanity of the whole situation.
"Yes, that's it." Twilight said, then proceeding to explain it herself. "After the whiteness we all slowly awoke here. Well actually in that room-thing."
"Walk in closet." Nate stated.
"Why does it need to be walk in?" Twilight asked.
The human and pony were seated on a brown leather, three seating, couch across the room from a large 50' inch HD television. The TV sat in a large entertainment center that enclosed it, in a sort-of rectangle, with small cabinets beneath for the Xbox and some of the games. The rest were kept near Nate's Xbox in his bedroom. It was just the one's meant for Kinect and a few others kept near the Xbox in the living room. While the lavender pony and teenage human talked about the current situation, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were trying to make sense of American Television. They were sitting on the dark blew carpet in front of the HD screen watching Kitchen Nightmares. While they had very little idea who this "Chef Ramsey" was and why he was shouting at other humans who tried running restaurants. They did know somethings. For one: He has a VERY short temper. For two: He had a hilarious accent. And for a final: He knew how to cook very good food, at least according to the people he babied.
In the kitchen Pinkie was hard at work trying to make a cake. Making a mess of flour, oils, and other food ingredients like eggs and so forth. In Nate's bedroom Fluttershy was playing chess with Princess Luna on Nate's old black and white chessboard, with matching pieces of course. Celestia was sitting on a small love seat to the left of the main couch in the living room. It was pushed up against and large glass wall that pointed out into the front yard and porch. Princess Celestia was watching the show on TV.
"It just does." Nate said to Twilight.
"It's very strange." Twilight said shrugging. "Do you have anything to drink? I am parched."
"Sure. Water, tea, soda?" Nate asked standing about to go into the kitchen.
"Soda? I'd like to try that." Twilight said with a smile at Nate.
"It's just carbonated water with some sugar and a shiny aluminum can." Nate explained as he walked into ktichen maybe ten feet away. As soon as he saw the mess on the counter, floor, oven, walls, microwave, and even ceiling. He just walked the other way and went to his bedroom at the end of a long wood floor hall. His room was at the far end. A bathroom was to his left at the mid point, across from that was a room mostly used for storage and a desk for a desktop computer meant to be a gaming computer. Just beyond that was another door that held work-out equipment for Nate, and beyond that, the final door dead center in the hallway was Nate's room. The door was closed. Nate's giant Dead Island posted stared him down. Above that was a mock-street sign that read Nate. Street! He wondered why the door was closed, but didn't care enough to ponder it. He walked up to the door and just opened the door unknowing of what lay in his bed just beyond. As soon as the door was open the sounds of breathless moans, and bouncing bed springs filled the hallway and echoed into the living room. Nate was blown away mentally by what he saw. He saw his black and white blanket atop two ponies who had dampened the red bed sheet and were still at work making it dampen further just with bodily fluids instead of the original sweat. Nate just stood there at the door entrance. Watching the dark violet winged and horned body pound the little yellow winged pink maned pony. He saw Fluttershy was busy sucking upon Luna's horn. That was the last thing Nate saw before he mentally shocked himself into unconsciousness.
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Nate awoke on his bed. Still damp, he awoke with one thought.
Wet....
As his eyes opened his blurry vision to see the dark lavender blurred face of Twilight Sparkle. His hearing and vision were heavily impaired but he could sort of make out her face.
"Should I give him mouth to mouth again?" Twilight asked looking to some off person or pony.
"Probably not necessary." Another voice said somewhere off to where she was looking.
"Can I give him mouth to mouth again?" Twilight asked.
"Fine." The other voice said.
The lavender pony's eye's closed and her head came to Nate's. As their lips locked, Nate's just sort of there, gather air when it happened. He blacked out when the soft lips touched his again.
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Nate woke again, minutes later with the taste of something sweet on his lips. The bed wasn't as damp as before. Instead he just smelled something that reminded him of the sea. He licked his lips thinking about the sweetness. After a few minutes of licking he began to lose the taste of the sweetness and missed it. Now half wake he sat up slowly and saw Twilight watching Pinkie play Saint's Row the Third.
"Johnny, we're about to jump!" Shaundi said into intercom.
"Okay, I'll see you back in Stil-" Gunshots finished Johnny's sentence.
Nate spoke up in a raspy almost grouchy tone of voice. "Wh-what's going on?"
Twilight practically burst out into absolute excitement. "You're up! You're up! You're up!" She pounced and jumped up into the damp bed with him.
Oh shit.... Nate thought remember the small conversation he had heard and felt.
